You’re Crafton aren’t you chief? The anime, the games, the on-point caricatures? It’s an all too real story of the development of Crafton from hopeless to competent. I’m willing to bet it’s your story. That’s where we’re headed aren’t we? He’s gonna become a warrant officer eventually after he impresses Chief Friendly.
I love Crafton, but one of my best buddies was a medic exactly like that manic pixie dream girl. 80 lbs soaking wet but she’d toss guys around to make sure they were “cared for”, laughing maniacally all the while.
Not shocked that Crafton was able to know things like general orders, soldiers creed, effective range of weapons, etc. I've seen several soldiers who were really book smart but had no common sense. Plus they were into some weird stuff. Every platoon has a Crafton equivalent.
One of your best characters. Keep developing their story lines. Hopefully keeping true to military experience. Bringing back some good memories for me.
Finally Chief gives the people what we been waiting for, A Crafton highlight reel lol. Former E6 Trooper here. Can confirm that every platoon as a Crafton or two in it. In the rare case, you get to see a group of them in the wild.
I love the soldier of the month board. It's one of my top 5. The other favorite one is when Christianson gave Crafton the deodorant, and he licked and went wwoooooo.
His Rock Lee moment: momentum of the Soldier of the Month hearing. Not least of which as just like his patron saint, he was issued an astonishingly unfair L.
I forgot about the one where Christensen had to take the IV enema 😂 it's for this reason that I believe (this being a fight that I have been fighting since I was in, and even all these years that I've been out), that the Army's combat / duty uniforms should come with a small butt flap right at the seat of the uniform bottoms. Nothing crazy or extravagant. I'm not asking for even a _full-size_ butt flap, like you would see on the old-timey Long John underwear, or the onesies fit for a toddler. That would just be too much revealing of the... "3 vic (the PSG's wingman) that is at the rear of the platoon convoy, i.e. the "caboose" area. I think the butt flap should only be at most, 3" × 2½" or so... Literally just enough to see the entrance of the caboose... So, Y'know, in order to save the pride of the poor man who has fallen out from heat exhaustion, that is now doomed to receive an IV enema... Everyone else doesn't have to see the "full picture" (the full "hairy" picture ). The fact that he's going to have to get the back door breached is already humiliating enough. All that needs to be seen is strictly just the business end of the back door for the medic -Save the man's _respect,_ and let him keep _some_ of his doggone *DIGNITY!* 🥺🫡🇺🇲
You really did make me laugh today onexpunchxdad, you do most days actually. Everyone knows a Crafton. Thank you for creating him and making him so remarkably relatable.
At 1:14 is Crafton saluting with his left hand b/c he is clueless (at this point in his soldierly development) or b/c you had to reverse the camera angle, in which case he should have saluted with his left hand in reality so it would show up on screen as his right or am I the only one who noticed?
You’re Crafton aren’t you chief? The anime, the games, the on-point caricatures? It’s an all too real story of the development of Crafton from hopeless to competent. I’m willing to bet it’s your story.
That’s where we’re headed aren’t we? He’s gonna become a warrant officer eventually after he impresses Chief Friendly.
I was just thinking all this too 😂
That would make us … the Wolfpack 😮
@@Jack_Redview I dread finding out my pack name.
Does anybody know if his wife is a quirky but slightly psychotic medic?
You've really been crafton this story so well!
I suspect Crafton has some elements of autobiography.
I love Crafton, but one of my best buddies was a medic exactly like that manic pixie dream girl. 80 lbs soaking wet but she’d toss guys around to make sure they were “cared for”, laughing maniacally all the while.
Not shocked that Crafton was able to know things like general orders, soldiers creed, effective range of weapons, etc. I've seen several soldiers who were really book smart but had no common sense. Plus they were into some weird stuff. Every platoon has a Crafton equivalent.
One of your best characters. Keep developing their story lines. Hopefully keeping true to military experience. Bringing back some good memories for me.
Finally Chief gives the people what we been waiting for, A Crafton highlight reel lol.
Former E6 Trooper here.
Can confirm that every platoon as a Crafton or two in it. In the rare case, you get to see a group of them in the wild.
I would literally die for Crafton at this point
We all would
@@Das_Beachy hell yeah lmfao, we joining the wolf pack
We all know a Crafton.
Good dude, but kinda weird.
Now let's imagine how Roddick will worm his ways in our hearts...
He has progressed so far. The best developed character in Cinema!
I love the soldier of the month board. It's one of my top 5. The other favorite one is when Christianson gave Crafton the deodorant, and he licked and went wwoooooo.
Crafton is the man. Hands down my favorite character. He brings a lil joy to my day
This whole channel is just here for the crafton character arc. And we love him he is a man of the people
Everyone has served with a boy-man like Crafton. So innocent, so dense.
His Rock Lee moment: momentum of the Soldier of the Month hearing. Not least of which as just like his patron saint, he was issued an astonishingly unfair L.
The "Crafton in the Field" skits are top notch. I had a friend exactly like that 😅
God bless you sir!
I forgot about the one where Christensen had to take the IV enema 😂 it's for this reason that I believe (this being a fight that I have been fighting since I was in, and even all these years that I've been out), that the Army's combat / duty uniforms should come with a small butt flap right at the seat of the uniform bottoms.
Nothing crazy or extravagant. I'm not asking for even a _full-size_ butt flap, like you would see on the old-timey Long John underwear, or the onesies fit for a toddler. That would just be too much revealing of the... "3 vic (the PSG's wingman) that is at the rear of the platoon convoy, i.e. the "caboose" area.
I think the butt flap should only be at most, 3" × 2½" or so... Literally just enough to see the entrance of the caboose... So, Y'know, in order to save the pride of the poor man who has fallen out from heat exhaustion, that is now doomed to receive an IV enema... Everyone else doesn't have to see the "full picture" (the full "hairy" picture ).
The fact that he's going to have to get the back door breached is already humiliating enough. All that needs to be seen is strictly just the business end of the back door for the medic -Save the man's _respect,_ and let him keep _some_ of his doggone *DIGNITY!* 🥺🫡🇺🇲
You really did make me laugh today onexpunchxdad, you do most days actually. Everyone knows a Crafton. Thank you for creating him and making him so remarkably relatable.
Its always the dealership and their pepsis😂 HEY JOEY, GET THIS GUY A PEPSI
My fav Crafton bit is when he and Christiansen get lost on a nav exercise trying to navigate by the wind.
Bet you never assumed Crafton would be the fan favorite of your cast!
Woooah crafton.
We had a Crafton in every department aboard ship in the Coast Guard.
Love Crafton! Whoo!
I feel fucking targeted about the lotr bread part
7:00 THE GREAT WOLF LODGE EARS, I can’t even, lmfao
SPC Crafton is my hero
Do we get closure on Christensen?
He ended up becoming one of the best characters on this channel
After seeing the medic i have new questions abount myself.
I'd forgotten how well EB wears a hat
The three brain cells are so well-optimized
At 1:14 is Crafton saluting with his left hand b/c he is clueless (at this point in his soldierly development) or b/c you had to reverse the camera angle, in which case he should have saluted with his left hand in reality so it would show up on screen as his right or am I the only one who noticed?
I once was a Crafton...Hooah
Just give us the whole lore in an episode. You will make some cash.
Awesome!! Thanks!
Legend says that if you don't know a Crafton... Then you WERE the Crafton
Crafton has come such a long way 🥲
WE ARE THE WOLFPACK!!!
Oh Crafton
Crafton not knowing SgtMaj's name is real as fuck😂😂😂❤❤❤
Wish he had a P.O. Box so we can send him cool anime stuff
We’ve all got a little Crafton in us
What is Seargent Majors name?
Legit so creepy in the beginning
Is the SGTMAG name McGillicuddy?
Never saw the episode that introduces the medic. Hilarious! She is kind of psycho. I see why Crafton fell for her.
I'm still struggling with the loss of the CSM filter.
There was a vid where crafton picks the lock on Samantha’s door. What happened to that???
This creator has to be a crafton or part crafton….he knows his character too well….i mean come on LOL
He's come a long way.
LOL
I am disturbed by the female filter of your character.
Young Hua...
lol.
#mead