Funny Military Staff Moments (Extended Cut)

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  • Опубліковано 16 січ 2025

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  • @knightvisiongoggles7934
    @knightvisiongoggles7934 2 місяці тому +43

    Sargeant Major is gonna smoke the platoon because that guy said he was gonna smoke them for not doing the training! Smoked if you do, smoked if you dont!😂😂😂

  • @RealJohnnyGuillotine
    @RealJohnnyGuillotine 2 місяці тому +73

    Pooping near the water source... Oregon Trail Military Edition.

    • @brianb8060
      @brianb8060 2 місяці тому +10

      You have died from... everything!

    • @ardentwolf_4288
      @ardentwolf_4288 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@brianb8060
      Yep 😂

  • @Son-of-the-Mother-Aya
    @Son-of-the-Mother-Aya 2 місяці тому +36

    Rumor has it the Chap doesn't wear the cross to keep the Devil out, but the keep the Demons in.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 місяці тому +6

      There's 2 types of chaplains I've known:
      Goody two shoes who were born in a Hallmark channel original movie family.
      Goody two shoes who ran out of sins to commit and started reading the Bible in prison and/or crackhouse.

  • @mightymikethebear
    @mightymikethebear 2 місяці тому +16

    Some day Sgt. Crafton will be a SERE instructor or a civilian military contractor.

  • @gamingborger
    @gamingborger 2 місяці тому +17

    bribin the armorer with fruit snax? are you new?
    ... bring 'im a 6 pack. cheapest probably best unless you know his favorite-
    XD

  • @goingplaces1860
    @goingplaces1860 2 місяці тому +13

    Battalion Commander is on a staff ride…😂

  • @ChronicAndIronic
    @ChronicAndIronic 2 місяці тому +16

    Chaps is right, i think to the Battle of Antietam a lot because i just decommissioned the USS ANTIETAM CG-54

    • @victorwaddell6530
      @victorwaddell6530 2 місяці тому +3

      Hello Shipmate ! I sailed USS Antietam CG 54 in the early 90s as an Operations Specialist when she was home ported in Long Beach, California .

    • @ChronicAndIronic
      @ChronicAndIronic 2 місяці тому +3

      @@victorwaddell6530 Oh wow, i’ve only known her in Japan

    • @doom4067
      @doom4067 2 місяці тому +3

      That was the BC.

  • @matthewpipoly
    @matthewpipoly 2 місяці тому +14

    Crafton will become the Commander one day.

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout Місяць тому +1

      Nah, even better: he'll be Iron Major Crafton.

  • @TheBeomoose
    @TheBeomoose 2 місяці тому +12

    Least cursed pug

  • @victorwaddell6530
    @victorwaddell6530 2 місяці тому +5

    I sailed USS Antietam GG 54 as an Operations Specialist ( radamam) . Our Captain Joe Lee Frank drilled us to force sail like the US Army force marched into that battle .

  • @Tommy1977777
    @Tommy1977777 2 місяці тому +5

    The colonel fucking kills me 😂

  • @svenrio8521
    @svenrio8521 2 місяці тому +4

    Always love to see Sgt McGillicudy

  • @arsenalxa4421
    @arsenalxa4421 2 місяці тому +4

    Chief Friendly being the most interesting man in the Army.
    Next to Chaplain, of course.

  • @patknights1492
    @patknights1492 2 місяці тому +4

    Baja blast... Yeah, that's what i'm drinking.

  • @tangydiesel1886
    @tangydiesel1886 2 місяці тому +2

    Sergeant Major was worried about Chief telling stories about Panama again when someone asked if he ever skirted the regs.

  • @Eodbatman
    @Eodbatman 2 місяці тому +2

    The fact that the colonel doesn’t notice the Glenlivet missing means he either drinks super heavy or it means he drinks so rarely he doesn’t notice. But if Maj is going in every day, it means the Colonel is throwing down that glenlivet

  • @truthseeker5328
    @truthseeker5328 2 місяці тому +5

    Chaplain was a trophy collector?.......Come to think of it, ....I can see that

  • @dustnreichu929
    @dustnreichu929 2 місяці тому +2

    Lost it during Female Captains lol

  • @fideliselan
    @fideliselan 2 місяці тому +2

    29 years in the military. This is my experience.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 2 місяці тому +1

    “You’re not a robut are ya?”
    The cylon doing a piss test: 😳

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 2 місяці тому +11

    So early I got here before the thumbnail

  • @dogmandan79
    @dogmandan79 2 місяці тому +2

    5 F’s. Fingers, Food, Flies, Feces, Fluids.

  • @TheCaptScarlett
    @TheCaptScarlett 2 місяці тому +3

    0:50 I am conveying hard earned experience based on my own mistakes -but if I was less trusting I'd know you'll still make the same mistakes. So don't come complaining to me when you sh*t your pants on the march back home and there's 5 miles to go

  • @brennenfoerst3908
    @brennenfoerst3908 2 місяці тому

    Homemade hummus?!!! I’m all over that!

  • @jasonharding96
    @jasonharding96 2 місяці тому +1

    The Chaplain I’m sorry HE WHAT!!!!!!?!?!?!?

  • @davidbryanttrucking
    @davidbryanttrucking 2 місяці тому +1

    To be fair... His biographer was smokin hot.

  • @icebluecuda1
    @icebluecuda1 2 місяці тому +2

    Crafton should have been USAF SERE.

  • @armadillerff
    @armadillerff 2 місяці тому +1

    7:16 Damn! Chief’s got Cheeks!

  • @Panocamoe
    @Panocamoe 2 місяці тому +1

    SGT Crafton seems neat

  • @chrisj1982
    @chrisj1982 2 місяці тому

    I love crafton lmao he’s grown so much

  • @mangekong2951
    @mangekong2951 Місяць тому

    Battalion Commander and CSM very accurate.

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey 2 місяці тому +3

    When I was really little my mom was telling us the story about king david and I in all my wisdom said gi joe right mom 😊see i knew i was right!

  • @rextroop1941
    @rextroop1941 2 місяці тому +2

    Let’s get these water jugs full hooah?

  • @skybearer
    @skybearer 2 місяці тому +2

    00:18 was always my go-to: pee and poo don't mix with sleep and stew

  • @onexpunchxdad
    @onexpunchxdad  2 місяці тому +28

    First

  • @ryanrobinson1578
    @ryanrobinson1578 2 місяці тому +1

    Bah jah blasts lol

  • @Buffeddust
    @Buffeddust 2 місяці тому +1

    My BDE CSM was sent home from our deployment for sleeping with a Soldier. Must have been an extraordinary long flight for him. He was a dbag, though.

    • @mightymikethebear
      @mightymikethebear 2 місяці тому +1

      An E9 dbag? I thought they were all stand up guys.

  • @andrewcappiello5585
    @andrewcappiello5585 2 місяці тому

    What? No plans to drive the post shuttle bus? In the 80's and 90's every bus driver claimed to be retired Sgt maj.

  • @urielgrey
    @urielgrey 2 місяці тому +3

    Nice! Thanks!

  • @joshpoppe1302
    @joshpoppe1302 2 місяці тому +1

    Hahahaha so good 👍

  • @Camilo19832001
    @Camilo19832001 2 місяці тому +8

    Chaplain has seen some shit! It seems to me all chaplains have seen some stuff

    • @z0phi3l
      @z0phi3l 2 місяці тому +2

      Back in Jump School in 91 the chaplain had a full rack to include a mustard stain on his wings, you didn't question him

  • @dinhtran814
    @dinhtran814 2 місяці тому +2

    Pee is so dark. 😂. They might be a bot

  • @gavinbernard2026
    @gavinbernard2026 Місяць тому

    Is it just me or does Lieutenant Colonel sound like Owen Wilson?

  • @PFCwasted
    @PFCwasted 2 місяці тому +1

    So fun!

  • @docrofo2573
    @docrofo2573 Місяць тому

    Why does LTC sound like Nicholas Cage

  • @noface9227
    @noface9227 3 дні тому

    Jesus chaplain.....

  • @bruces1171
    @bruces1171 2 місяці тому +1

    lol