Grim Reapers DCS Mods That Were Too Crazy For Other Videos
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- Today we look at six Grim Reapers DCS mods that either never worked well enough or were just too stupid to fit in the main videos.
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0:00 Intro
1:20 Mach 1000 SR-72
14:51 Drunken AIM-260 NASAM
20:18 Ship Laser Defence
28:20 Whale & Cow Missiles
36:29 B-1b Dogfight With GAU-8 Cannons
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I SAID RAIL GUN NOT WHALE GUN
lol
Reminds me of how the Saturn V rockets were described - ejecting the mass of a blue whale every second or so during liftoff. WHALE! WHALE! WHALE! WHALE!
Dart gun. Dart gun, not...
Right. I was wondering, under what circumstances would you use this.
Wail gun?
Ah yes, the F-35 in Beast Mode, equipped with all the AIM-120 _Orcas_ it can hold.
Taste the fear, bad guys, and sea lions, taste it.
don't underestimate the AIM-133 'Jersey' and 'Daisy' variants
We need a dolphin, elephant, and donkey variants.
@@merafirewing6591 I need 3d models! Ill take a look online and see what I can do
Next time America sends in the SEALs, it may not be guys in boats.
The Drunken NASAMS act like every single Anime missile launch I've seen. Pretty badass to be honest.
Honestly, the fact that they're flying half random the entire time terrifies me WAAAAAAYYY more than them acting like they're supposed to 😂 at least you know when you are gonna explode
@@treanttrooper6349 Well, in amime , if you're the hero , you either get to shrug them off of your plot armor or you are just SO DAMN SKILLED(!) you evade every one of them =)
What. The actual. Hell.
I don't see the problem...
@@grimreaperssomeone’s gonna mod SAMs shaped like a hand that tickles the aircraft’s chin
@@grimreapers same mate.
@@Leonard-nb7jkok I'm actually gonna go do that, back to blender.
@@ashblythe9598
Give them the middle finger
19:16 “They’re like beautiful beautiful ballerinas from Raytheon” 😂
This is definitely one of the DCS videos of all time.
200,000 knots - the speed of molten airframe
0.0343% the speed of light 😵
you don't get it. When they combine insanity to the power of Pythagoras theorem. you get root XYZ which is equal to sin(69) which means it has a melting point of the sun. FACTS
100 kilometers per second ✈
Everyone should know that when launching a whale, the only acceptable radio callout is "Thar she blows!"
"Getting lock "Man the 'Arpoooooon'
Here's a nice mod idea for CH:
You know how pilots perform fox calls when firing air-to-air missiles? Why not make the missiles foxes? But not just any foxes. Furries in fox fursuits!
That way we get to see furries explode.
What's better than one furry on the moon without a spacesuit? All furries on the moon without a spacesuit.
and make them woke
Last time i was this early my missus was annoyed, giggity...
Giggity
That bullet shower right above Paris was some gold to watch.
In case anyone was wondering, the speed of light is 583,000,000 knots, or Mach 874,000
As great as the war games are. As cool as the “new tech vs new tech” vids are. This unmatched silliness is why the Reapers are the apex content creation team for DCS.
"Inconsiderable amount of tomfoolery" that's how this video should've been called.
I sort of thought the tomfoolery simulation would move more toward....mortal combat; more graphical kills causing another technical logical race...
lol that was great! It was nice to hear Cap really enjoying himself. For those of us getting on in years (40+) we can relate to experiencing that feeling of joylessness, where the responsibilities and ills of the world really get you down and you just don't feel like you have any fun like you used too. The thrill of living seems to have worn off. Those moments where you feel that youthful joy again are precious. I'm happy to see anyone get that feeling again. Also, I suggested the B-1 guns only dogfight! I probably wasn't the only one but still, it was awesome to see it happen finally.
Gojira warned us about Flying Whales and the movie twister warned us about flying cows.
1:20 FYI the voyager 1 space probe is traveling at mach 50, so mach 1000 would be 20× faster than the fastest object humans ever made. 🤯
Parker solar probe is still accelerating and already much faster (380k mph/176km/s) than voyager. Not to mention that one manhole cover.....
@MrDJAK777 Dang it! I forgot about those! You're right, but Mach 1000 is still faster than anything humanity _(outside of a particle collider)_ has ever done.
Edit: I added "humanity"
I feel like the Drunk Nasam was someone trying to make a mod for a missile, it didnt go great, so he decided "before I redo the code.. let's keep it in the drawer, it's funny"
That is correct. I am Dark.
Killer whale missile is the mod we all need
But why backwards?! Cruel...
@@grimreapers they are just using a blow back engine bypass widget, best not to question the physics of it. 😳
@@jaxompol224 It has to be that their air intake on top and then they breath it out their mouth with flames :)
Watching Cap spin himself into a jelly paste along the inside of the cockpit just made my morning for some strange, sadistic reason!
All I know is against lasers....Drone Computers are going to be faster....Is not CAP on those multi core servers, fiberoptic network/high speed network and graphics card with XXX GB memory...
@@rgloria40......what on earth does that have to do with Cap, the narrator of these videos spinning his mach-1000 SR-72 like a blender in the first segment of the video?
@@exidy-yt Poser, if you been aware of playing video game for so long...It always about the equipment you have...You are either very inept or just faking it that your an expert video game player.
Spin stabilize for the win.
From Fat Amy to Fat Orcas - excellent
20:00 Cannonball failing spectacularly at a SpaceX booster landing.
Needs more power?
@@grimreapersmore power is always a good thing😂
Those drunk missiles looked really fun
Someone call a doctor
Cap. has finally lost his mind
To be fair it was my idea. I am Dark. Cap lost it a long time ago though.
I believe I've said this before, but I'll say it again; you people are quite, quite insane! Oh, and the missile away call of "Fox-whale" is quite simply the most beautiful thing I've heard in a long long time.
Cap, did a Euro-legal dispensary open in your town?
Remember - the edibles TAKE TIME to activate. Don’t just eat them like a bag of gummy bears.
The first time I tried edibles was a shit show. We were going to Halloween costume party and I didn't want to wait for the others so I opened them up got a head start. When my GF came in, she saw the package was opened and asked how many I ate. I told her. Her eyes got wide and she just stared at me. I was like "what?" She said I was supposed to only eat one, maybe two if you were really used to them. Not eight. In an hour I was crystalized. I never been so high in my life. I just sat there on the couch, a stoned cold idiot dressed like Freddy Kruger. I couldn't walk, talk, think, eat, or any other activity that would claim I was alive. It was horrible. 6 hours later I started to come out of it.
In Michigan edibles are limited to 200mg THC per package so it's almost a waste of money. I had 4 bags of gummies for 800mg total and all I felt was a moderate head buzz. The paralyzing space cakes of the early 2000s must've spoiled me. I don't understand how these people eat 10 or 20mg and legitimately say they feel stoned. 😿
@@valuedhumanoid6574 sounds like a party to me XD
@@RT-qd8yldid I just find a fellow michigander?
This was one of the best videos you've done in awhile - always fun to watch the silly stuff
It goes without saying that the 'backwards firing whale cannon' was by far the funniest part of the video 🤣
Hope your happy Cap, You made beer come out my nose!
The Sr-72 in the constant death roll is legendary.
Interesting that the DCS map doesn’t have the rest of the wold but TACVIEW does. -Starscream
This is the first time we realised that the whole of Europe is modelled (in low detail). Still quite cool.
@@grimreapers
Does beg the question if you can circumvent the globe (in controllable aircraft preferably)
@@grimreapersIt makes one wonder if at one time that ED had plans to just keep expanding the current Caucuses map?
From the farthest western airbase on the map to London in real life is 1,800 miles. The Max range of ferry range of an F-15E is 3,100 miles. Sounds like someone could fly around low fidelity Europe is they wanted.
I personally love videos like this. I want this, and an episodic show where you do a campaign, and when people die, they join the other side. First side to get everyone on their team wins.
Peak Grim Reapers🗣️🗣️💪🗿
Excellent work, Dark! Enjoyed that very much. Very creative.
"How many Mach is that?"
"ALL OF THEM!"
Hehehe, this reminds me of a tank simulator we built back in the early/mid-'90s using some high-end SGI workstations - we messed up a config file for the sim, such that it couldn't find the right model for the gun projectile, so it defaulted to the first model in its list which was an M1A1 tank. We all started giggling uncontrollably the first time we tried firing the gun and saw an entire _tank_ come flying out the muzzle at sabot round speeds. We quickly dubbed it our "rapid deployment" option! 🤣🤣🤣
And back around the turn of the century I was working for NVL, where we had a bunch of SGI O2's as development workstations. We pretty much exhausted the dictionary entries of words starting with "oo" in naming them: "oomph", "oops", "ooze", "oodles", and "oolong". 😄
I was not expecting an orca to be spitting out flames out the mouth and...my god those drunken SAM's made my fking day, Loved this.
Those cow missiles really MOOOVED... hilarity at its best absolutely ridiculicious 😂
Great video! Had a blast watching!
This is the video that I did not know I needed today. Thanks cap this was a real banger, and just made a poor day into a great day😂
In ragards to the mach 1000 SR-72…the required velocity to achieve LEO (Low Earth Orbit) is roughly mach 24
The earth is flat. Things I learned from DCS
Drunk missiles - best missiles!
That was strangely entertaining
Cap flew right into that scene from 2001 A Space Odyssey and has been reborn as the Star Child.
Every once in a while you just have to defenestrate every last bit of sanity and have silly fun.
Also, being from the Midwest, the idea of a cow missile is really special to me. 🐄:3
Use of “defenestrate” in a sentence, 5 gold stars for you.
⭐️ 🌟 ⭐️ 🌟 ⭐️
Defenestrate Air
We teach despots to fly. Once.
The King is **** dead.
The drunken missiles made that segment the most anime GR has ever been. Well done, ya weebs.
Oh man, this was a blast to watch! Cheers y'all!
Laughed so much it hurt! LOL Thanks Dark, Cap and GR!
What a hilarious fun video!! Keep ‘em coming boys and gals!
Magnificent! didn't stop laughting 😂 Thanks Guys
FFS.. just spat my wine at my iPad. Fox Whale
Really great video!
Beautiful. Just absolutely beautiful content right here.
10:50 absolutely beautiful vikhr cosplay there cap
Love this channel!
Oh, you lads got me rolling on the floor from laughter with this vid...🤣
Oh my God...this was absolutely hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
To much fun, leads to much fun…thank you.
Orca and cow missiles. It looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.
So bloody funny. Thanks guys.
This looks fun as hell!
Loved this Crazy Mod vid! 👍
CAP I would love to see some new Canyon Runs and Carrier Landing vids! 🙏
That drunken AIM missile is doing dogfight with them lol
HILLARIOUS...I have seen the 3 Stooges. You top that.
I saw the thumbnail image & read the description for this video and HAD TO WATCH IT IMMEDIATELY...😋
Best episode in a while.
Very entertaining thanks.
Good fun. Amazing what you can do with this sim.
Great Video
This might be the best 41 minutes of anything ever.
9:22 "something bad is happening" lololol
Unidentified islands in the Med are Corsica and Sardinia, followed by Balearics (Ibiza, Majorca)
thx
B1 Dogfights Is such a Vibe
Great Fun
Wonderfully well!
That was crazy fun!
That was funny ..awesome stuff guys .you need to replace the drunk himars with drunk Cows / Orcas .. nothing would surpass that..hahahah
Wild weasels
"Drunken NSAMs" is hillarious.
This is one of the greatest videos on the internet. Thank you, Cap and the Reapers. Fat Amy carrying Orcas fuckin killed me. Lmao.
My apologies to your wife for killing you.
💀@@grimreapers
Dudes I'm subscribed with the bell checked and I have not been presented with any of your videos for many months.
I hate youtube so much .... all the best!
You have to check GR channel manually. Most people don't get alerted of our vids.
These kind of videos hands down are my favorite over the other mission style videos.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks..🤣🤣
The Drunk Nasam & Gau8 on the B1 was a giggles imo the killer whales should have been fired face first would have made em a lot more funny watching a killer whale grab a wing n hang on like a leech.
Beginning should be saving this for the year's end
B-1Bs with GAU-8s are basically terrifying heavy fighter-bombers
Hah, this upload has really reminded me of VideoGamsCanada and the shenanigans they were doing reviewing chaotic mods over a decade ago on UA-cam.
However they were only two guys (Dennis & Rory), they barely got to 70k subs before the channel was removed, and was mainly Farming Simulator, along with Minecraft and other random games they'd do, as I'm sure DCS and/or LockOn would've been to professional 😄.
Simba survived 2 Cow hits😂 that's some of the funniest s*** I've seen in a long time.. what about jellyfish bullets
100,000 knots, Reminds me of flight of the navigator
GREAT Movie.
@@grimreapersone of the first USAian movies that was shown in soviet movie theaters, it was very cool.
The second one I saw was Starman, also a nice family flick
It’s the Bovine Ordinance!!
VS
The Porpoise Seekers!!
This is the masterpiece we all needed ❤
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cow-8 with explosive Bull-ets. (500kg)
I tried to get the Cram to shoot Cows but it decided it didnt want to
This is so hilarious and it's peak. It would've been even better if you guys were somewhat drunk because it be even funnier.
The cow and orca missiles remind me of when Monster Truck Madness mods started coming out. Every bit of scenery in the game were made into monster trucks. Helicopters, picnic tables, etc..
I had to work on the communications equipment in a B-1 once even though I’m a ground radio troop and I don’t remember seeing any cows when I climbed up into the communications bay : )
Many times earth's escape velocity wow.... I would love to see the SR72 do a straight vertical
Maverick couldn’t make it last Mach 10 without disintegration. You guys went past Mach 200 and had plenty of fuel. Joy.
#ihaveaneedforspeed😎💯
never thought i'd see a NASAM in a flat scissor with an f-16
Ha ha ha! the most funny and also interesting vid u have done salut!!!!!
I can't wait for the "Behind Enemy lines" reenactment
Cap did somebody sabotage your SR-72? I laughed my ass off when your spin accelerated!😂
lol, love these videos