I ARRESTED LOGAN PAUL!

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  • @charmthelab5684
    @charmthelab5684 5 років тому +4833

    Logan: Starts swearing
    Patt: you cant swear on youtube
    Logan: bleep it
    Patt: starts swearing immediatly after

  • @datzgaming8400
    @datzgaming8400 5 років тому +715

    D: “Stop tasing him its on camera!”
    Patrick: “We can delete it.”
    *Leaves it in the video*

    • @jaedynnmcdonald6578
      @jaedynnmcdonald6578 5 років тому +6

      Exactly what i was thinking lol

    • @emmahall1430
      @emmahall1430 5 років тому +6

      Can I get a time stamp I don’t want to watch the whole thing 😂🤨

    • @jaedynnmcdonald6578
      @jaedynnmcdonald6578 5 років тому +4

      Emma Hall start watching at 36:46

    • @hii1414
      @hii1414 5 років тому +7

      Didnt a cop get suspended for taunting a guy then saying he would delete the footage just because he was rushing to the hospital because his wife was in labor

    • @shaquelehamja4716
      @shaquelehamja4716 5 років тому +1

      true lmao

  • @lexipotes8625
    @lexipotes8625 4 роки тому +2131

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Patty mayo: climes through window
    Sherif: opens door

    • @Oldmankrabs083
      @Oldmankrabs083 4 роки тому +3

      M00dy_Pandaz 150

    • @Official.Gridzy
      @Official.Gridzy 4 роки тому +7

      Moody_Pandaz 150 *climes*

    • @Necclid
      @Necclid 4 роки тому +2

      @@Official.Gridzy𝕮𝖑𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝕴𝖘 𝖆 𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝖓𝖐𝖜

    • @makayla_mercedes
      @makayla_mercedes 4 роки тому +2

      Moody_Pandaz 150 facts

    • @d_erren
      @d_erren 4 роки тому +1

      •P i n k A n g e l• sheriff*

  • @shorteous5914
    @shorteous5914 2 роки тому +107

    The fact that they are so serious the entire time is so impressive

  • @tuipulotu65
    @tuipulotu65 5 років тому +420

    This is how many times D has said MOTHER F*****🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love him

    • @elizabethtungate9887
      @elizabethtungate9887 5 років тому +1

      OMG 😍 Patty is number one

    • @dankmemerplayz1179
      @dankmemerplayz1179 5 років тому

      134 times

    • @jfkjfk411
      @jfkjfk411 5 років тому +1

      Bounty Hunter D is a flat earther

    • @santwain_1024
      @santwain_1024 5 років тому

      tuipulotu65 your funny you got my like have a nice day

    • @robertcantu280
      @robertcantu280 5 років тому +1

      tuipulotu65 noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
      Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookoooo. Can you ring k

  • @alecia3jonesr
    @alecia3jonesr 5 років тому +648

    Patty: “No they’re clean. Tide April fresh”
    Logan: “That’s a great brand.”

  • @renegade_dragon3950
    @renegade_dragon3950 5 років тому +778

    Logan: its like 2 feet
    Pat: we could die
    Logan: ahem its two feet
    Pat: I SAiD wE CoUlD DiE

    • @sofiamarino2639
      @sofiamarino2639 5 років тому +1

      xXCreations DragonXx what time is it at?

    • @myso.u.l
      @myso.u.l 5 років тому +1

      xXCreations DragonXx haha

    • @nevaehrodriguez8963
      @nevaehrodriguez8963 5 років тому +1

      @@sofiamarino2639 its at 30:18 😁

    • @kzquia
      @kzquia 5 років тому +4

      Lol they afraid to get wet lol

    • @mrmagic4379
      @mrmagic4379 7 місяців тому

      2nd july 2024 watching

  • @M.Gramgoolagis
    @M.Gramgoolagis 2 роки тому +93

    What makes me so happy about Pat and D is that Pat can make so many black jokes and D will not get offended. This is truly what the world needs right now

    • @musicinggp
      @musicinggp 2 роки тому +1

      It's a FRIENDSHIP.

    • @terriepatteson4989
      @terriepatteson4989 Рік тому +1

      THAT'S A BIG FRIENDSHIP

    • @leonorab5496
      @leonorab5496 Рік тому +2

      I don't think that's what the world needs rn.

    • @becky6360
      @becky6360 Рік тому +1

      @@leonorab5496 Lmao fun is fun mate

    • @Brando_Magnifico
      @Brando_Magnifico Рік тому +1

      The idea is for everyone to lighten up. Folks love to get triggered it seems. Its a waste of time

  • @maysaphobic
    @maysaphobic 5 років тому +1620

    logan: whats your channel?
    pat: patty mayo
    D:oh your patty mayo?!
    robber: flat earth society!!!!!
    pat: shUt uP

  • @adamkeck8493
    @adamkeck8493 5 років тому +563

    37:02
    ITS ON FILM, YOU’RE GONNA GET US FIRED
    PATTY: WE CAN DELETE IT
    ALSO PATTY: KEEPS IT IN THE VIDEO

    • @Maddy-fr7yv
      @Maddy-fr7yv 5 років тому +28

      Also patty claims he didnt taze him 5 minutes later

    • @GregoryBlaze
      @GregoryBlaze 5 років тому +11

      Thats pretty much torture lol

    • @potuyit7
      @potuyit7 5 років тому +9

      @@GregoryBlaze this show isn't affiliated with any law enforcement agency

    • @wyattwhitfield9780
      @wyattwhitfield9780 5 років тому +1

      Stolen comment. I posted this comment 3 months ago

    • @noahmeyer4904
      @noahmeyer4904 5 років тому +1

      37:40 wtf

  • @alicewren7503
    @alicewren7503 5 років тому +883

    Pat: *”Where you hurtin bro?”*
    Guy: *”My Face”*
    Pat: *Its Because your so f%#@%# Ugly”*
    Me: *”Oml I started dying”*

  • @sarahsmart3414
    @sarahsmart3414 2 роки тому +61

    This is great, f*cking hilarious. I don't know how they can keep straight faces through all of it.

  • @Gabe-xd7yn
    @Gabe-xd7yn 5 років тому +3175

    This is how many times patty said sheriff's department make your self known
    I
    l
    V

  • @youjustgotboxed9176
    @youjustgotboxed9176 5 років тому +876

    This is how many people love Patty and Black coco D together
    I
    I

  • @lesliewaddle5916
    @lesliewaddle5916 5 років тому +942

    Patty: "go black out there"
    Bounty Hunter D: "I'll go white away"
    I've never laughed so hard😂

  • @Tankeyes117
    @Tankeyes117 10 місяців тому +209

    [DATA EXPUNGED]

  • @deez8253
    @deez8253 5 років тому +851

    D: “It’s on film.”
    Patty: “we can delete it.”😂😂😂

  • @jenayaplatt471
    @jenayaplatt471 5 років тому +1633

    Patty: *tazes him*
    *Few minutes later*
    Patty: I DID NOT TAZE HIM
    me: oh patty 😂😂😂

    • @zakmoon7065
      @zakmoon7065 5 років тому +3

      Jenaya Platt hahahahaha!!!

    • @lilyralexander
      @lilyralexander 5 років тому +3

      nvm found ittt

    • @jaclynbarreiro7046
      @jaclynbarreiro7046 5 років тому +3

      Lmaooo

    • @virgasxnyt3518
      @virgasxnyt3518 5 років тому +15

      D: it’s on film ur gonna get us fired
      patty: jus delete it !
      patty gives no fucks

    • @raeannaxe8007
      @raeannaxe8007 5 років тому +5

      Jenaya Platt EVERYONE say him take him *five minutes later* Patty: “I DID NOT F*€£#$G TAZE HIM!!”

  • @wyattwhitfield9780
    @wyattwhitfield9780 5 років тому +300

    "YOUR GONNA GET US FIRED!"
    "You can delete it!" 😂
    WTH man

    • @Ashley-sv4ty
      @Ashley-sv4ty 5 років тому +2

      whit_burger vlogz nd gamz the funny thing is that he didn’t delete it

    • @ashleyhomme2124
      @ashleyhomme2124 5 років тому

      whit_burger vlogz nd gamz I know like umm I hope you get fired except the other two lol

    • @willslick2632
      @willslick2632 5 років тому

      LOGAN DidN’T SAY THE SAFE WORD HE GOIN TO JAIL LOL

    • @keatondorsett
      @keatondorsett 5 років тому +1

      Look up the proof

  • @ndog234
    @ndog234 Рік тому +15

    Zack is the kinda guy that will carry on and on and on with a conversation. Every time you try to say peace. He starts with another sentence haha.

  • @kalissab8
    @kalissab8 5 років тому +368

    Patty- tazes the guy
    D- you can’t taze him he’s in cuffs
    Patty- I didn’t

    • @Kenzie_cos
      @Kenzie_cos 5 років тому +4

      YESS

    • @samanthaisawesome
      @samanthaisawesome 5 років тому +1

      What time is that at?

    • @owentheboy4550
      @owentheboy4550 5 років тому +2

      How was he not fired

    • @adamgray4381
      @adamgray4381 5 років тому +3

      Then says he didn't and said "we can delete it" wow what a so called bounty hunter lmao still wanna punch patty in the face

  • @brogansearls1317
    @brogansearls1317 5 років тому +340

    D: Ur gonna get us fired
    Patty:we can delete it
    Patty keeps it in
    Patty now is back to being a bounty hunter 😂😂

  • @kimmy4761
    @kimmy4761 4 роки тому +1871

    D: "DONT TAZE HIM, ITS ON CAMERA!"
    Patty: " ILL DELETE IT."
    Never deletes😂

  • @teaenthusiast2898
    @teaenthusiast2898 Рік тому +4

    omg Zak just shoving that guy who was trying to hop away was hilarious!

    • @RippleSora
      @RippleSora 8 місяців тому

      REALL zak is awesome at this

  • @leitooturnt
    @leitooturnt 5 років тому +2731

    Zach: “what’s your name?”
    Man: “flat”
    Zach: “ ....last name?”
    Man: “earth.”

    • @Jakrispy-
      @Jakrispy- 5 років тому +23

      HA staged jokes can be funny

    • @amandasam950
      @amandasam950 5 років тому +10

      XD

    • @Deadpool-wq8vs
      @Deadpool-wq8vs 5 років тому +7

      Ilol

    • @21sixwhat
      @21sixwhat 5 років тому +9

      Biki Reyna u dumb Zac didn’t say “ last name” the man did

    • @MitchRB17
      @MitchRB17 5 років тому +7

      TRIGGERED

  • @nateyboy1012
    @nateyboy1012 5 років тому +344

    36:55 "We're going to lose our jobs, it's on camera..." "You can delete it!!!"
    I'm dead....😂😂😂😂

    • @alexx5622
      @alexx5622 5 років тому +1

      Nateyboy 101 time stap?

    • @super2984
      @super2984 5 років тому +1

      Nemo watch the fucking video n you would see the part

    • @becca6953
      @becca6953 5 років тому

      @@super2984 Woah! You don't need to be so rude! He just asked for the time it was shown!

    • @khaoskiritogaming3539
      @khaoskiritogaming3539 5 років тому +3

      Nemo the time stamp is 37:00

    • @oliviabrown3171
      @oliviabrown3171 5 років тому +1

      Nemo 35:00 or 36:00 around that time

  • @jallen5263
    @jallen5263 5 років тому +1958

    Just lost my shit laughing so hard when dive team arrived on scene and "submerged" and deployed in 2 ft. of water. 😆 😆 😆 😆.

    • @Lulu4Him
      @Lulu4Him 5 років тому +36

      I was crying with tears running down my cheeks from laughing so hard! That was funny as hell!!

    • @profdaniels9032
      @profdaniels9032 4 роки тому +42

      I lost it when he put the flippers on, I wet myself when he submerged, 😆 😆

    • @benedwards6605
      @benedwards6605 4 роки тому +23

      Joel Allen his stomach is literally on the ground and yet the camera was infront of them the whole time “ dive team has located the evidence “ like really man they called a dive team to search the pond

    • @firestorm1029
      @firestorm1029 4 роки тому +7

      @@profdaniels9032 LMFAO

    • @mortmort388
      @mortmort388 4 роки тому +6

      yeah that's how it works it isn't bad its literally how cops have to do it

  • @kamea2202
    @kamea2202 2 роки тому +9

    funny how the dive search guy is a camera guy for patty lmao

  • @boomzytrisgamingandtsmmyth8548
    @boomzytrisgamingandtsmmyth8548 5 років тому +515

    D: ITS ON FILM WE CAN GET FIRED!!!
    Patty:we can just delete it

    • @beansy6261
      @beansy6261 5 років тому +4

      **doesn't delete it**

    • @ginatrujillo275
      @ginatrujillo275 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @ginatrujillo275
      @ginatrujillo275 5 років тому

      @@beansy6261 lol

    • @KingNumaLDS
      @KingNumaLDS 5 років тому +1

      When was that??

    • @PeterSForce
      @PeterSForce 5 років тому

      Can I ask somthing? ?? Mayo works with the sheriff? ? Or work for the BL company. .. works for both or what

  • @datboigotskittles5365
    @datboigotskittles5365 5 років тому +508

    Patty mayo: goes through window even though there’s a unlocked door
    His partner:goes through door

  • @xortexskies673
    @xortexskies673 5 років тому +289

    imagine being the diving team having to wake up in the middle of the night to recover a camera from a 3 foot koi pond

    • @cobephillips846
      @cobephillips846 5 років тому +9

      Imagine thinking this is real

    • @ng7574
      @ng7574 5 років тому +2

      Upside you got to be in Logan Paul’s house. Place is haunted by dead peoples ghosts

    • @jennifercromer8343
      @jennifercromer8343 5 років тому +2

      That's when I quit my job 🤣

    • @GigglingBug1564
      @GigglingBug1564 5 років тому +2

      The diving person who “showed up” was one of the camera people.

    • @xortexskies673
      @xortexskies673 5 років тому

      joshua broughton-herrick yea fr😂

  • @bamfzilla93
    @bamfzilla93 2 роки тому +5

    Patty with d and zak is a funny ass combo they have a great dynamic and work well with eachother for sure hats off to you guys

  • @Marissa-mi8lp
    @Marissa-mi8lp 5 років тому +971

    Patty- jumps through window*
    D- walks through door*😂😂

  • @yournormalloserkaz5823
    @yournormalloserkaz5823 4 роки тому +611

    Zach: What’s your name?
    Fugitive: Flat
    Zach: Sir what’s your name?
    Fugitive: they call me Flat, last name Earth
    This got me dying😂🤣

    • @donniet4041
      @donniet4041 4 роки тому +2

      Is it really you shoto

    • @moonlightsweets6202
      @moonlightsweets6202 4 роки тому +1

      Why is todo here? And my fav anime person 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @flipme62
      @flipme62 Рік тому

      @@moonlightsweets6202 ** Viewer Discretion Advised: Southland Bounty Hunters contains scenes of dramatized engagements. Do not attempt to re-create or re-enact. **

  • @kaiplaysroblox2547
    @kaiplaysroblox2547 5 років тому +240

    Patty:” April fresh”
    Logan: “oh that’s a good brand”
    Lmaoooo

    • @gigachad9261
      @gigachad9261 5 років тому +1

      It is a good brand of detergent

  • @1GGBEE
    @1GGBEE Рік тому +2

    I’ve been binge watching for almost two weeks. Glad I found you!

  • @clairezwahlen1378
    @clairezwahlen1378 5 років тому +483

    Zach: "What's your name?"
    Guy: "Flat"
    Zach: "no-"
    Guy: "Last name Earth"

    • @KILLERFOX-ln1in
      @KILLERFOX-ln1in 5 років тому +2

      whaaat?? ayet😛😜

    • @x1_real803
      @x1_real803 5 років тому +2

      Flat earth lol

    • @brodydotson147
      @brodydotson147 5 років тому +1

      He posted a movie about the flat earth theory😂 that’s why he was threading Logan and breaking in😂😭😂

    • @W.O.Sum1
      @W.O.Sum1 5 років тому

      Claire Zwahlen 🤪😋

    • @KILLERFOX-ln1in
      @KILLERFOX-ln1in 5 років тому

      @@brodydotson147 well uhh that was anticlimactic hahahaha

  • @landonlung123
    @landonlung123 5 років тому +298

    “STOP!!! U CAN GET US FIRED!!!”
    patty- WHO CARES U CAN DELETE IT!
    Continues to tase casper
    classic patty at its finest

  • @3ventuallyl_vedplays303
    @3ventuallyl_vedplays303 5 років тому +523

    Logan : it’s like a 2 foot pond
    Patty : that’s the danger

    • @lovelilrose5772
      @lovelilrose5772 5 років тому +4

      Mythical Lock pg3d literally that’s how they were treating it

    • @zace4821
      @zace4821 5 років тому +3

      300th like and so true

    • @calebstewart8678
      @calebstewart8678 5 років тому +1

      The earth is round it’s gravity that makes the earth look flat but it is in fact still round

    • @Tyliey
      @Tyliey 5 років тому +3

      I mean that's some scary stuff 2 feet 😱

    • @flipme62
      @flipme62 Рік тому +1

      @@Tyliey ** Viewer Discretion Advised: Southland Bounty Hunters contains scenes of dramatized engagements. Do not attempt to re-create or re-enact. **LOL

  • @savannahhill1377
    @savannahhill1377 3 роки тому +3

    29:20 “cause you so damn ugly” 😭😭😭 oml that cracked me up

  • @sleepii9613
    @sleepii9613 5 років тому +536

    Logan: *sees guy in full diving gear*
    Hey man I just want to reiterate that it’s like a two feet deep
    Patty: Yea that’s the danger😂😂

    • @xviciouso
      @xviciouso 5 років тому +10

      You can drown in a puddle!!!

    • @odalys522
      @odalys522 5 років тому +3

      Samantha Gil... thAt part had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂🤤😂

    • @luhpeytn
      @luhpeytn 5 років тому +1

      What time that start

    • @smeeessh
      @smeeessh 5 років тому +1

      Peydog 21 44:35

    • @stacilynmarie2665
      @stacilynmarie2665 2 роки тому +3

      What about the first time Zach mentioned the DT and Logan was like "for a pond?" and Patty just goes "im not trained for aquatics.!!!! lmaooooo

  • @efoil_7781
    @efoil_7781 4 роки тому +675

    “We’re in camera!!” “Just delete it” *continues to tase handcuffed man for not saying his name*😂😂😂

    • @alexwasfound_yt7922
      @alexwasfound_yt7922 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah I mean he could lose his job happily he didn't but I mean guy deserved it

    • @WyattRae-lu8ss
      @WyattRae-lu8ss 4 роки тому +5

      Then doesn’t delete

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 4 роки тому +6

      The Lone Robloxian he isn’t a real bounty hunter

    • @FichesBH
      @FichesBH 4 роки тому +3

      Mike D’Antonio How are you so dumb

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 4 роки тому +5

      Just Some Guy With A Hat I’m not dumb, the county sheriff even said it, why the hell would there be cameras in Logan Paul’s house that record just like a UA-cam video?! Real security cameras don’t record that way

  • @glitchstormetheglitch2796
    @glitchstormetheglitch2796 5 років тому +1593

    "So help me God I will taze you in the testicles"
    -Patty Mayo 2019

  • @user-tq1bs2fj9h
    @user-tq1bs2fj9h Рік тому +7

    4:24 was the funniest part when Patrick said “I’m stuck here between night and day.”
    I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @bethanywrld
    @bethanywrld 5 років тому +492

    4:24 “I’m stuck between night and day”~patty mayo 😂

  • @andreasbmb2695
    @andreasbmb2695 5 років тому +546

    “It’s Sunday for crying out loud!” (Only true OG’s would know)
    (Wow thx for all the likes everyone)

  • @gracemetke
    @gracemetke 5 років тому +250

    I laughed so hard when patty tased “Casper” and double d went WE GONNA GET FIRED

    • @sophielind117
      @sophielind117 5 років тому +1

      Grace Metke sooooo true tho

    • @ibuildz5380
      @ibuildz5380 5 років тому +1

      Meeee tooooo

    • @darylbrown3063
      @darylbrown3063 5 років тому +2

      HE SAID: WE CAN DELETE IT!!!!!!!
      NEXT:I DID NOT TAZE HIM!!!!!
      THEN:YES YOU DID!!!!!!!!
      Omg that was amazing!!!!!!!

    • @washedstream6151
      @washedstream6151 5 років тому +2

      This is staged they cant get fired

    • @Kelly-eb7ex
      @Kelly-eb7ex 5 років тому

      I would be extremely surprised if he does get fired tho

  • @DAVExHEINZ
    @DAVExHEINZ 2 роки тому +1

    I don’t even need to watch the rest of this video the Manscaped was enough he had me laughing 😂 the way Patty Mayo was explaining everything…No girl want’s sweaty balls 😂😂

  • @tatianaapotter9768
    @tatianaapotter9768 5 років тому +256

    Police: “whats your name?”
    Dude: “Flat”
    Police: “no, what’s your name?”
    Dude “Flat!”
    😂😂😂 I can’t

  • @DerpLL
    @DerpLL 5 років тому +448

    Logan: Somebody broke into my house
    Sheriff: Your name?
    Logan: Am I a joke to you?

  • @jdh8931
    @jdh8931 4 роки тому +479

    "No. They smell clean. Tide, April fresh "
    Logan: "that's a good brand"

    • @dhirtt
      @dhirtt Рік тому

      time stamp

  • @ruthperozo9312
    @ruthperozo9312 Рік тому +2

    I like that at the start when they go in Logan and the other 2 are really calm and listen

  • @JackaIicous
    @JackaIicous 5 років тому +260

    Diveteam: comes in heavy scuba suit
    Patty: great now get in the 2ft pond how much air you got

    • @ikfin5847
      @ikfin5847 5 років тому +2

      Imma like dis comment cuz your profile pic is a cat

    • @deadboylostsoul5578
      @deadboylostsoul5578 5 років тому +5

      Just don't try eating it bro lol jk

    • @nugge.t
      @nugge.t 5 років тому

      It’s because if one of them touched it, it would probably electrocute them

  • @arianathayer6119
    @arianathayer6119 4 роки тому +432

    "YOU TAZED ME!!!" Patty: "NO I DID NOT!" Lol *if you know you know*.🤣🤣

  • @berrycucumber2884
    @berrycucumber2884 4 роки тому +233

    Partner: Its on film,Its on F***ing you gon' get us in trouble
    Patty: You can delete it

    • @Huddle17
      @Huddle17 4 роки тому +19

      *procedes to leave it in the video*

    • @kristendecker9716
      @kristendecker9716 4 роки тому +2

      O gosh this is funny YOUR GOING TO GET US FIRED lol

  • @coolgamer4607
    @coolgamer4607 Місяць тому +1

    The best part is when patty tased him then immediately said he didn’t right when he’s holstering his taser

  • @kae331
    @kae331 5 років тому +1392

    “What’s your name?”
    “Flat”
    “What’s your name?”
    “Flat”
    “What’s your name?”
    “Flat...and last name Earth”
    Wtf 😂😂😂😂

  • @jordanadams9971
    @jordanadams9971 5 років тому +639

    Logan: Do they smell good?
    Patty: Yeah they smell clean. Tide. April fresh.
    Logan: Yeah it’s a good brand.
    I’m dead lol 😂😂😂

  • @rheagalanos22
    @rheagalanos22 5 років тому +1401

    And this is how many times the suspect said flat earth
    I
    I
    I
    V

  • @M1Autistic
    @M1Autistic 3 роки тому +9

    41:04 "are you guys really talking about this?" he just wants to get the job done and honestly i respect tf outta that lol

  • @smollgremlinnamedcj
    @smollgremlinnamedcj 5 років тому +231

    Patty mayo: *Goes through window with broken glass everywhere*
    His Partners: *Opens front door and walks in* the door is open

    • @bobbybushay1438
      @bobbybushay1438 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 5 років тому +2

      shhh he wanna loOk cOoL

    • @lorimiller4301
      @lorimiller4301 5 років тому +1

      Except the camera must've gone in first to catch him coming through the window.

    • @Linus-rr6ns
      @Linus-rr6ns 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @kio9781
    @kio9781 5 років тому +238

    sheriff: whats your name
    Guy: flat they call me flat
    sheriff: WHAT IS YOUR NAME
    Guy: first name flat last name earth

    • @carterritchart
      @carterritchart 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @kate_thegr8t110
      @kate_thegr8t110 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @mung__
      @mung__ 5 років тому

      I thought he was saying vlad

    • @Track_side_nick
      @Track_side_nick 5 років тому

      I laughed so hard when he said that I had to have watched that 20 times

    • @Noah....
      @Noah.... 5 років тому

      xXwierdestXx 1116 i though he were saying BLACK

  • @vitusjensen3126
    @vitusjensen3126 4 роки тому +502

    NOBODY:
    PATTYS INTRO: my safe word is pineapplejuice

  • @officialbarbara
    @officialbarbara 3 роки тому +2

    Zack: "What's your name?"
    Robber: Flat
    Zack: "Sir, what's your name?”
    Robber: They call me Flat, last name Earth!
    Me: Flat Earth! I'm dying for laughter😂😂

  • @janetdoten9908
    @janetdoten9908 3 роки тому +294

    I love how D is always thinking ahead and protecting Patty's back, always on guard. All of you do an awesome job.

  • @kwrayy
    @kwrayy 4 роки тому +2941

    Who’s watching this durning quarantine 2020 yesssir🤙🏾

  • @bradyducote9885
    @bradyducote9885 5 років тому +277

    4:26
    Patty: I’m stuck here between night and day
    Zack and D: 😵😵

  • @JobTown39
    @JobTown39 Рік тому +1

    Hands down, this is one of the best Patty Mayo episodes that I've ever seen!!!

  • @sunny_flower9389
    @sunny_flower9389 4 роки тому +3411

    Who else is randomly addicted to these in quarantine?

  • @gptstudios21
    @gptstudios21 5 років тому +293

    Bro I was cryin when the "Dive Team" showed up😭 Patty said "How much air time you got"💀

    • @loogierich9681
      @loogierich9681 5 років тому +2

      NowThat WasGreat they where joking about that right?

    • @gptstudios21
      @gptstudios21 5 років тому +1

      @@loogierich9681 Naw you do need a "dive team" but I'm 99% sure that was all planned

    • @neggorgreggor2448
      @neggorgreggor2448 5 років тому +1

      I feel as if this was all scripted

    • @claydenchristian5400
      @claydenchristian5400 5 років тому +1

      It's a good foot and a half deep he needs 45 minutes air lol

  • @bluesclues.
    @bluesclues. 5 років тому +1079

    This is how many times the suspects said “FLAT EARTH” or “FLAT EARTHERS”
    |
    V

    • @kamiijosu4923
      @kamiijosu4923 5 років тому +1

      Actually... Did you knos that if the world was round we should be round not strait...

    • @wasb7623
      @wasb7623 5 років тому

      STFU PLEASE

    • @kamiijosu4923
      @kamiijosu4923 5 років тому

      @Trae Ramage im just saying...If the world was round we wouldn't be strait

    • @qaddumi8582
      @qaddumi8582 5 років тому

      @@kamiijosu4923 first of all straight is spelled like this not this strait secondly your theory suggests that the earth is flat because we are straight.. Are u failing science?

    • @puppylover9029
      @puppylover9029 5 років тому

      506

  • @rozlynnhoward9407
    @rozlynnhoward9407 2 роки тому +4

    i love that as soon as logan found out where he was he asked if pearl was okay

  • @unkn0wn_fred53
    @unkn0wn_fred53 5 років тому +266

    Patty:*looks around*
    Patty:this dude is rich

  • @Michaelulloa06
    @Michaelulloa06 5 років тому +218

    Logan: those clean
    Pat: yeah, tide April clean
    Me: *checks time* 1:34am dying of laughter

  • @hillaryjackson9513
    @hillaryjackson9513 5 років тому +319

    Casper: *hops away from officer*
    Officer: *pushes him once*
    Officer: “Now was that smart”
    Casper: “No no not really”
    Me: “ha that’s me tryna run away from my responsibilities”😂

    • @ambermorales1957
      @ambermorales1957 5 років тому

      That part had me dead asffff💀💀

    • @bech5618
      @bech5618 5 років тому

      Too ture 🥵😂😂🤣🤣

    • @sylasgarrett5364
      @sylasgarrett5364 5 років тому

      What time is that

    • @sleepii9613
      @sleepii9613 5 років тому

      Ha that’s me trying to run away from my life

    • @user-bu7wn7jm2i
      @user-bu7wn7jm2i 5 років тому

      Ha that’s me trying to run away from my mom ;-;

  • @alinaromero3216
    @alinaromero3216 5 років тому +82

    Patty: I am stuck here between night and day
    Me: dying of laughter

  • @subforstwguns2748
    @subforstwguns2748 5 років тому +576

    Patty: 2 foot pond
    The Navy: Send in all units
    thx for 200 Likes

    • @maysepubgfan6255
      @maysepubgfan6255 5 років тому +8

      Anyone else think it's humorous to see a professional diver swim in a 2 foot pond.

    • @JacobDoerr24
      @JacobDoerr24 5 років тому

      Mayse PUBGFAN or a huge submarine

    • @corey5609
      @corey5609 5 років тому

      But like he said it would contaminate the crime scene

    • @cdeleon1977cdl
      @cdeleon1977cdl 5 років тому

      460 likes

    • @nickovalenzuela4007
      @nickovalenzuela4007 5 років тому

      606 likes

  • @chanleyplays1524
    @chanleyplays1524 5 років тому +162

    38:47 -
    Guy: where’s my shoes?
    Patty: ur shoes are inside with ALL ur socks. Why do u have so many socks?
    Guy: *is silent*

  • @terriepatteson4989
    @terriepatteson4989 Рік тому +2

    LOVE WATCHING ALL THE OLDER VIDEOS ALSO THEY ARE THE BEST MUCH RESPECT TO PATTY MAYO AND D

  • @prodrl
    @prodrl 5 років тому +164

    I love how he put flippers on in 2 feet of water when he could of walked around

  • @angelwardell809
    @angelwardell809 5 років тому +176

    I died when Casper started to bunny hop away.

    • @turtle007ish
      @turtle007ish 5 років тому +1

      Yeah how lamo

    • @lovelilrose5772
      @lovelilrose5772 5 років тому +1

      retardsofthecentury 2019 me to

    • @aud6187
      @aud6187 5 років тому

      Ikr I died laughing when They tackled him to the ground!!!!!!

  • @veronikademcakova1699
    @veronikademcakova1699 5 років тому +137

    This is the best of Logan's house we have ever seen

  • @cynthiamaybunya4622
    @cynthiamaybunya4622 Рік тому +2

    CHARMTHELAB
    3 years ago
    Logan: Starts swearing
    Patt: you cant swear on youtube
    Logan: bleep it
    Patt: starts swearing immediatly after

  • @patrickjohnson539
    @patrickjohnson539 5 років тому +150

    28:45 patty: yeah there clean, tide April fresh
    Logan: yeah that’s a good brand 😂😂😂😂

    • @faym1017
      @faym1017 5 років тому

      He copied my comment

    • @faym1017
      @faym1017 5 років тому

      And he got more likes than me

    • @faym1017
      @faym1017 5 років тому

      Whatever

    • @onlysocio
      @onlysocio 5 років тому

      They’re*

    • @faym1017
      @faym1017 5 років тому

      What?

  • @whosseaver6895
    @whosseaver6895 5 років тому +114

    28:43 ” They smell clean, Tide April fresh “

    • @jessies9513
      @jessies9513 5 років тому

      “It’s a good brand” XDDDDDD

  • @dylangen_
    @dylangen_ 4 роки тому +914

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even patty mayo:
    The comments: WhOs WaTcHiNg ThIs In QuArAnTiNe

    • @dylangen_
      @dylangen_ 4 роки тому +2

      Max McFarland ooh, a man of culture.

    • @briannaford6207
      @briannaford6207 4 роки тому

      meeee

    • @24kxmadvxbe57
      @24kxmadvxbe57 4 роки тому

      The one above this is that lol

    • @IcePike
      @IcePike 4 роки тому

      u did the same exact thing they are doing tho

    • @dylangen_
      @dylangen_ 4 роки тому +2

      IcePike227 - I’m not saying who’s watching this in quarantine I’m pointing out that everyone is saying that and that it’s really annoying, that’s all!

  • @kristineegan6475
    @kristineegan6475 3 роки тому +2

    You guys are hysterical and to put Jarod in a koi pond with his whole suit up made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

  • @expired1232
    @expired1232 5 років тому +205

    Teacher: alright everyone before we start our science test, please put your name on top.
    Kid: F L A T
    E A R T H
    Edit: thank you for the likes!

  • @cloudsandcorrado
    @cloudsandcorrado 5 років тому +648

    WE GOT THAT LOGAN PAUL HOUSE TOUR WE WANTED LOL

  • @fykon7516
    @fykon7516 5 років тому +189

    45:54 Bruh, I starting dying once he went in like that 😂

    • @nevaeh5780
      @nevaeh5780 5 років тому +3

      What was not a dive

    • @Memessssss
      @Memessssss 5 років тому +2

      It killed me😂

    • @oblivionwolf6528
      @oblivionwolf6528 5 років тому +1

      It’s hurts my diving side

    • @narishivus
      @narishivus 5 років тому +2

      I went searching the comments right when he did that.

    • @OscarGames1
      @OscarGames1 5 років тому +1

      You know he is the other cameraman you guys do know that the right

  • @carleehoag4811
    @carleehoag4811 Рік тому +1

    “Flat, last name Earth.”
    This had my crying of laughing because it was so fucking stupid 😂😂

  • @lincolnsshorts1650
    @lincolnsshorts1650 5 років тому +5803

    This is how many times patty tased someone!
    👇

  • @jagerbombjoe
    @jagerbombjoe 5 років тому +220

    Me: I dropped my phone in the sink.
    Dive team: we’re on our way.
    😂

    • @fedniie
      @fedniie 5 років тому +9

      The dive team is putting on their gear, TO DIVE IN A 2 INCH MINI POOL 🤦‍♀️

    • @fatooo_m
      @fatooo_m 5 років тому +2

      GachaXullia * LOL!

    • @teamstraplife5796
      @teamstraplife5796 5 років тому +1

      Stupid lol

    • @mellieeeemeeeeee
      @mellieeeemeeeeee 5 років тому +1

      That's me

    • @mellieeeemeeeeee
      @mellieeeemeeeeee 5 років тому +1

      Meh phone IS DROWNING HELP MEH NOW I CAN'T GET WET

  • @boutatak3anl30
    @boutatak3anl30 5 років тому +218

    The clout chasing is off the charts...both the Pauls huh?

    • @newellherney4248
      @newellherney4248 5 років тому

      Bouta Tak3 an L ikr,lol

    • @bootleg4106
      @bootleg4106 5 років тому +1

      this was old cause the dog alive still

    • @Jose-fz8wp
      @Jose-fz8wp 5 років тому

      @DrDogeGaming what a fucking coincidence

    • @ykNovo
      @ykNovo 5 років тому

      Jake only did it for a challenge if u watch his POV u can clearly hear jake say he asked

    • @boutatak3anl30
      @boutatak3anl30 5 років тому

      @@ykNovo Even if so, this is a good opportunity for Patty Mayo, Deputy of whatever the fudge to get more views as his videos are all staged...

  • @DaneNOTDan
    @DaneNOTDan 2 роки тому +3

    This feels like a short Netflix movie that you would find in popular but never new existed

  • @lilysmith5814
    @lilysmith5814 5 років тому +225

    Anybody else notice the good cop bad cop... 😂
    Good cop-zack
    Bad cop-patty and double d

    • @Wh0AsK3D
      @Wh0AsK3D 5 років тому

      your like a fat min from this video lmao, im just watching it again

  • @rigobertoarreola1464
    @rigobertoarreola1464 5 років тому +393

    Patty: is he dead
    Partner : I don't know

  • @nevermore9341
    @nevermore9341 4 роки тому +172

    I like how comfortable patty and D are together they have a true friendship

  • @Tristinisbetter
    @Tristinisbetter 2 роки тому +44

    I like how normal people they are

    • @WhoMotion965
      @WhoMotion965 2 роки тому +1

      Me and you are weird idk why are watching this now 😂😂😂