BIGGEST SEIZURE OF MY CAREER!

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  • @PattymayoTv
    @PattymayoTv  6 років тому +6260

    PART TWO WILL BE OUT IN A FEW DAYS! What happened to the wife? What happened to the guy in the Corvette? WHERES THE REST OF THE STASH! Will all be answered

  • @alexisisawkward9637
    @alexisisawkward9637 5 років тому +1649

    Cole- "Jake’s not here man!"
    *Jake runs past*
    Cole- "Aw man!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariahchaday
    @mariahchaday 5 років тому +4131

    I think this was the cleanest house on the show🤣🤣🤣👏🏽

  • @bieberhater8
    @bieberhater8 6 років тому +447

    “Oh you do have pizza”
    “Yeah but don’t y’all be eating my papa johns”

  • @s.francis4772
    @s.francis4772 3 роки тому +294

    Patty : “so we’re suppose to believe that you got arrested 30 days ago and now your out of the game?!?”
    Jake : “man I don’t know what your talking bout the only game I know is monopoly “
    Also them ....
    Patty : “is there anything I need to know about in this house??”
    Jake : “well I got some pizza in the oven”
    Patty : “oh he was telling the truth about the pizza”
    Jake : “y’all better not be eating my papa John’s”

  • @imbouttoendthismansholecar9478
    @imbouttoendthismansholecar9478 5 років тому +2734

    I though they actually meant someone had a seizure

  • @lilyb2443
    @lilyb2443 6 років тому +639

    10:26 I love how Zach is just playing w the dog while patty is arresting someone

    • @dariusjohnson8051
      @dariusjohnson8051 6 років тому +11

      No 17:20 when he flipped out the blue that’s the funniest moment of the video to me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RicoP4P
      @RicoP4P 6 років тому +2

      Lily Lollipop zack i think idk

    • @maddi_xox_laddie4675
      @maddi_xox_laddie4675 5 років тому +4

      That's would be me

    • @teaganwalker3353
      @teaganwalker3353 5 років тому +7

      I am so glad someone noticed that as well 2019 anyone

    • @retroace7829
      @retroace7829 5 років тому +2

      Lol

  • @biancacarrizales2481
    @biancacarrizales2481 4 роки тому +290

    Patty’s dealing with the suspect meanwhile Zach is in the background being nice to the dogs telling them to be quiet.😂😂😂😂

  • @coltonholuba5592
    @coltonholuba5592 3 роки тому +66

    "The only game I know is Monopoly." Shit had me dead fr

  • @christopherbascom5017
    @christopherbascom5017 5 років тому +362

    Jake: *runs in front of carl*
    Carl: JAKES NOT HERE
    BRUHHHHH 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @FritoToe
    @FritoToe 6 років тому +1283

    Am I the only one that watched the whole videos waiting for someone to have a seizure. To then realize that he met seizure as in “search and seizure”

  • @hartfam7138
    @hartfam7138 4 роки тому +316

    Patty: Go down on your knees\Carl: What?!\ Patty: Go down on your knees!\ Carl: WHAT?! 🤣🤣😂

  • @jenniferellis1944
    @jenniferellis1944 4 роки тому +118

    "I have a pizza in the oven!"
    I mean... He did technically tell the truth

    • @udorechner6846
      @udorechner6846 3 роки тому +3

      Not realy because there were two Pizza's in the oven...

  • @NumbAnthony
    @NumbAnthony 6 років тому +192

    This Man said "the only game I know is monopoly" I'M CRYINNGGG 😂😂

  • @jeremy24039
    @jeremy24039 4 роки тому +486

    Patty: what is in this house that i need to know about?
    Guy: well i got some pizza 😂😂

  • @realezthebeast5151
    @realezthebeast5151 6 років тому +379

    Patty: "So you were arrested for possession of drugs 30 days ago, and now you want us to think that you are completely out of the game?"
    Fugitive: "Man i dont know what your talking about, the only game i know is monopoly kid" xDDDD

  • @j4yrw
    @j4yrw 4 роки тому +29

    When he said “The only game I know is monopoly kid” Had me dieing

  • @jakebrown9797
    @jakebrown9797 4 роки тому +78

    Omg when they caught him the other guy saying “awww mannn” killed me🤣

    • @daisygannon9940
      @daisygannon9940 3 роки тому

      I know that someone would comment about that 😂 😂 😂

  • @thebalolos
    @thebalolos 5 років тому +2000

    this is how many times the dog barked
    I
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    • @lildrav1138
      @lildrav1138 5 років тому +4

      No

    • @lildrav1138
      @lildrav1138 5 років тому +6

      Too much likes to put

    • @Jeffissilly
      @Jeffissilly 5 років тому +5

      Plz stop self promoy

    • @danaamr1058
      @danaamr1058 5 років тому +7

      No you are just doing this to get likes

    • @munira6046
      @munira6046 5 років тому +10

      I’m sick of these types of comments

  • @fad3dan775
    @fad3dan775 5 років тому +1216

    The house surprisingly isn’t a dump like most other people’s houses on this series

    • @everettkazmarekii9234
      @everettkazmarekii9234 5 років тому +11

      Patty is a fraud

    • @MagikFingers420
      @MagikFingers420 5 років тому +6

      He's a dealer

    • @MagikFingers420
      @MagikFingers420 5 років тому +2

      @@everettkazmarekii9234 Everett is pawn

    • @roseluvuu
      @roseluvuu 5 років тому +7

      Xxxdantheproxxx because they black jk jk but not really 🤣

    • @kuslerf12
      @kuslerf12 5 років тому +4

      Cause hes a pro, he just let the pressure get to him n completely fucked himself

  • @jaydarose8386
    @jaydarose8386 4 роки тому +27

    Patty mayo- got anything in this house I need to know about?
    Guy- man I got some pizza in the oven
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @simeonkostov2045
      @simeonkostov2045 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dmcguinn23
      @dmcguinn23 3 роки тому +1

      So true..... except 3 kilos is approx 6.5 pounds so there is definitely more in the house somewhere

  • @UserNotFound-mw4hp
    @UserNotFound-mw4hp 6 років тому +338

    Wow, Bill Cosby really lost control of his life

  • @samlegendgames2362
    @samlegendgames2362 6 років тому +67

    "you got arrested for drugs 30 days ago and im supposed to belive you're out of the game?" "maaaaan the only game i know is monopoly" 💀💀💀

  • @originalmike3322
    @originalmike3322 5 років тому +245

    Who else still remember the old intro line "its sunday for crying out loud"

  • @maddoxjmk6269
    @maddoxjmk6269 4 роки тому +64

    “I have pizza in the oven” patty “he’s telling the truth” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yeehaw4739
    @yeehaw4739 6 років тому +175

    15:48
    “Bro! Im in ya fiya place!”

  • @keowar
    @keowar 6 років тому +124

    YOOO I WAS WAITING FOR THE OLD MAN TO HAVE A SIEZURE THE WHOLE VIDEO LMAO

    • @ROLO31
      @ROLO31 6 років тому +2

      10,000 Subscribers With No Videos Honestly though i kept thinking wheres the seizure 😂😂

    • @user-vk3po3kf3u
      @user-vk3po3kf3u 6 років тому +2

      same

    • @Craftwarrior269
      @Craftwarrior269 6 років тому

      10,000 Subscribers With No Videos saaaammmmmmeeeee

    • @jouryomer856
      @jouryomer856 6 років тому

      10,000 Subscribers With No Videos me too

    • @rorzch3873
      @rorzch3873 6 років тому

      @@jouryomer856 u have 7

  • @JustRuso22
    @JustRuso22 5 років тому +516

    “My wife gonna be mad because you were by her clock 😂”

    • @steviee.wonders
      @steviee.wonders 5 років тому +6

      Joan Rivera 😂😂😂 Swear That’s Her Birthday Gift

    • @JustRuso22
      @JustRuso22 5 років тому +4

      Stuck to the alibi

    • @jessicaburkett6137
      @jessicaburkett6137 4 роки тому +7

      No shes gonna be pissed because he took her cocaine

    • @GuliversTravelsLilliputStan
      @GuliversTravelsLilliputStan 4 роки тому +5

      I don't want to alarm anyone... But I think this guy's on drugs.

    • @dlblack1965
      @dlblack1965 4 роки тому

      Why don’t you post no more man

  • @Spyderredtoo
    @Spyderredtoo 3 роки тому +62

    Zach is great too, calm and professional.

    • @teresahensley3979
      @teresahensley3979 3 роки тому +1

      They aren’t real bail bond agents. All these videos are for entertainment. You can look it up online. He used to post it in the description.

    • @Kalinhobbs
      @Kalinhobbs 2 роки тому

      Yes I know right

    • @Kalinhobbs
      @Kalinhobbs 2 роки тому

      @@teresahensley3979 then why do thay taser people who are you thank you are

  • @connorshiffer5188
    @connorshiffer5188 4 роки тому +469

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody in the entire universe:
    Their dogs: bark literally every two seconds

  • @tislitt5641
    @tislitt5641 6 років тому +239

    Dude really kicked Michael Jordan out the house xD.

    • @D4RKLOV3
      @D4RKLOV3 6 років тому +13

      I didn't know MJ was cousins with Bill Cosby.

  • @carvedleaf8122
    @carvedleaf8122 6 років тому +109

    “Jakes not here” (Jake gets tackled) “ Oh man”

  • @Rafaxx9xj6zs1o
    @Rafaxx9xj6zs1o 4 роки тому +14

    7:11 I was died of laughter lol the way he Said Awwwwww Man 😂😂😂😂

  • @senorjefe5123
    @senorjefe5123 6 років тому +310

    I thought Bill Cosby liked Pepsi not Coke.

  • @ekinfuateymirli
    @ekinfuateymirli 6 років тому +1345

    for those who didn't understand what the t-shirt meant:
    In one episode patty went to take a woman in and her handicapped boyfriend tried to attack patty with his metal leg. After that patty took his leg he says: "You get no leg!". It's a very funny episode i suggest you watch it if you haven't.

    • @dk97971
      @dk97971 6 років тому +2

      name?

    • @ekinfuateymirli
      @ekinfuateymirli 6 років тому +36

      @@dk97971 "ONE LEGGED BOYFRIEND TRIES TO STOP ME FROM ARRESTING HIS GIRLFRIEND" uploaded about a month ago

    • @IsaulDoesntExist
      @IsaulDoesntExist 6 років тому +12

      Ekin Fuat Eymirli metal leg? You mean prosthetic leg?

    • @ekinfuateymirli
      @ekinfuateymirli 6 років тому +9

      @@IsaulDoesntExist it was made out of metal and i forgot the name of it lol

    • @markrutter6439
      @markrutter6439 6 років тому

      Funny episode i think it was the one who threw the cake at patty her name was ocean i think could be wrong but faf top vid only in america that this shit can happen

  • @tehmassy
    @tehmassy 6 років тому +158

    He told on himself screaming that they can’t go over there

  • @smartnsassy7885
    @smartnsassy7885 4 роки тому +10

    I swear I feel like I could write a script for the show now. “No, he’s not here”, “That’s not mine”, “I didn’t hear you knock” or “You planted that”. EVERY DAMN TIME!! Like a broken record, these lyin’ people. Maybe we should make a drinking game out of it!! 🤣

  • @anonymousbeats497
    @anonymousbeats497 4 роки тому +248

    That Dog Is KILLING My Ears!😂

  • @masosoup4559
    @masosoup4559 6 років тому +334

    Bro the dogs barking were making me go Insane

    • @kentbarker2117
      @kentbarker2117 6 років тому +13

      I know should of just tazed the stupid fucker. Piece of annoying shit.

    • @MegaMilkInspector
      @MegaMilkInspector 6 років тому +30

      @@kentbarker2117 why the fuck would you taze the dog you twat

    • @Austyn-ez2lv
      @Austyn-ez2lv 6 років тому +6

      U would hate to come to my house Cus my barks non stop

    • @breannareynolds177
      @breannareynolds177 6 років тому +2

      Ikr

    • @alfielittle9686
      @alfielittle9686 6 років тому +3

      Austyn7146 same tho

  • @Porelorexeus
    @Porelorexeus 6 років тому +257

    "No don't go over there."
    Might as well say "Warmer warner!"

    • @Lucifer-zl8sn
      @Lucifer-zl8sn 6 років тому

      Robert Williams Lol

    • @yeetcannonblaster5396
      @yeetcannonblaster5396 6 років тому

      Yeah no shit. This dude is dumb for even hiding it there. If your searching a house your obviously gunna look there

    • @machine1223
      @machine1223 6 років тому

      He obviously didnt watch enough cops XD

    • @NikolaPopov
      @NikolaPopov 6 років тому

      HAhahahaahahahhaah he is stupid as fuck xD

    • @pharaoh9989
      @pharaoh9989 6 років тому

      Fr

  • @karatekid4627
    @karatekid4627 4 роки тому +15

    Them poor dogs be like:
    What. The. Fuuuuuuuuuu-

  • @gavinmetli7718
    @gavinmetli7718 6 років тому +471

    That dog was driving me crazy

  • @PonkyToe
    @PonkyToe 6 років тому +188

    Jake: "He drove himself over"
    P: "What does he drive?"
    Jake: "a car"
    Damn smart guy

  • @jecicaboyd1325
    @jecicaboyd1325 4 роки тому +12

    I'm curious if the drugs found were ultimately allowed to be presented in court. An arrest warrant and a search warrant are two different things. If you see something in plain sight, that's one thing, tearing apart the house without a search warrant is another thing. That would really suck if you couldn't submit that into evidence because someone didn't follow the rules.

  • @lexiaaforever437
    @lexiaaforever437 6 років тому +229

    Poor dog is stressed out ☹️

    • @dreamcatcher891
      @dreamcatcher891 6 років тому +4

      i know right i just want to know that they are okay

    • @wdym5758
      @wdym5758 5 років тому +1

      Yes. God bless them ❤🐶🙏

    • @wdym5758
      @wdym5758 5 років тому +2

      @@dreamcatcher891 God bless

    • @lalallama_yt1296
      @lalallama_yt1296 5 років тому +1

      Poor doggo 🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶🐕🐶

    • @hime8903
      @hime8903 5 років тому

      why am i always the *69th* like

  • @lilpokerface-2163
    @lilpokerface-2163 6 років тому +158

    This is Sunday for crying out loud

    • @addixtt
      @addixtt 6 років тому +2

      This ain’t Sunday any more :(

    • @squidwardtentacles2771
      @squidwardtentacles2771 6 років тому +2

      Lil Pokerface - what’s in the fireplace bro

  • @elisepugh8748
    @elisepugh8748 6 років тому +1345

    After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take some Kanye Rest. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to become a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it. What a Kanye Pest.

  • @Devious-Dalton
    @Devious-Dalton 4 роки тому +3

    “Rob, this is not your show stay in your chair buddy.” I literally died

  • @disguisedlime9005
    @disguisedlime9005 5 років тому +447

    I wasted a full 25 minutes and 6 secs wondering when someone was gonna have a seizure yet to realise it was "search & seizure" 😑

  • @randomlyreese
    @randomlyreese 6 років тому +267

    "Don't be eating my papa Johns man"

  • @Ys.E21
    @Ys.E21 6 років тому +241

    “Go down on your knees” “WHAT” “Go down on your knees” “WHAT” 💀💀💀

    • @chamisi
      @chamisi 6 років тому +4

      lil john "what" OKayyy

    • @bageled_meme9867
      @bageled_meme9867 6 років тому +2

      Gavin ummmm....why is that so offensive to you? Just asking, just wanna ask a question.

    • @memory_LF
      @memory_LF 6 років тому +2

      Confusedname Gamer
      "I wonder why he's offended by that amount of disrespect"
      Dumbass.

    • @Ty-tan
      @Ty-tan 6 років тому +4

      Patty should make a shirt of that

    • @KrazynessYT
      @KrazynessYT 6 років тому +3

      Lmao😂

  • @jacquelynbell6197
    @jacquelynbell6197 3 роки тому +11

    when mans said "no habla ingles" i was fucking rollinggg

  • @jakeanderson5263
    @jakeanderson5263 6 років тому +185

    This dude low key looks like Bill Cosby

  • @organicdesign1571
    @organicdesign1571 6 років тому +129

    ~watches Patty search apprehended man~
    *Turns to see his partner arguing with a dog*

  • @NanaJanePhillips
    @NanaJanePhillips 2 роки тому +8

    Hi Patty & Zach, I am catching up on the video's. zach ur so cool, Patty keep them video's coming. have a good one.

  • @Ayyee_elijah
    @Ayyee_elijah 5 років тому +170

    16:57 he turned around like a kid getting grounded💀

    • @trtk1iler542
      @trtk1iler542 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @randomly7234
      @randomly7234 4 роки тому

      😅😂

    • @christinelee367
      @christinelee367 4 роки тому

      Patty says “Go down on your knees”. Guy says “What?”. Patty, “Go down on your knees”. Guy says “WHAT?”. Patty says “GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES”! Lol

  • @iamthenarrator-8793
    @iamthenarrator-8793 6 років тому +72

    “Maaaaaan the only game I know is monopoly kid” 12:00
    Edit: wow I got 69 likes, what a coincidence

  • @yallrlameasf
    @yallrlameasf 4 роки тому +27

    “He drive a car wtf u think he drive”😂😂😂 lmfao

  • @bredstixx1248
    @bredstixx1248 2 роки тому +10

    Dude patty is such an inspiration. Doing stuff like this seems so fun and cool and I would genuinely love to work in the same profession

  • @yaegerbomb2116
    @yaegerbomb2116 6 років тому +236

    You got a test kit? No
    You got a knife? Yeah
    *does a line*
    Yep that’s coke

  • @rubesr4051
    @rubesr4051 6 років тому +368

    I hate that it no longer starts with "its a sunday crying out loud" that really made me sad😞

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 6 років тому +105

    “Only game I know of is monopoly” 😂😂

  • @TylerCorona
    @TylerCorona 3 роки тому +2

    patty: why dont you save us the hastle and tell us where the drugs are
    jake: man i got a motorcycle

  • @dyreascension
    @dyreascension 6 років тому +182

    I was expecting the medical kind of seizure.

    • @northerntapes
      @northerntapes 6 років тому +4

      Ace Ascension I assumed patty had epilepsy and this video was his biggest seizure

    • @graywolf6250
      @graywolf6250 6 років тому +1

      Ace Ascension same

    • @Lealk_s
      @Lealk_s 6 років тому +2

      @@kingfrog1266 why lmao. Do you not know the other type of seizure?

    • @futurepotatoes6293
      @futurepotatoes6293 6 років тому +2

      TrueDatBoy_ 800 well your salty as hell XD

    • @Jnow20
      @Jnow20 6 років тому

      @@kingfrog1266 Wishing someone dead over a damn video title? You're a special kind aren't you! You should probably grow up a little bit.

  • @Hi-yw9it
    @Hi-yw9it 6 років тому +118

    It’s not Sunday for crying out loud :(

    • @chasealderman1223
      @chasealderman1223 6 років тому +3

      What's in your fireplace bro?

    • @brennanlarnder7692
      @brennanlarnder7692 6 років тому +1

      Wife was probably still in the house

    • @akubi6
      @akubi6 6 років тому

      Pineaple juice

    • @smoke9776
      @smoke9776 6 років тому +1

      Cade John I get it the intro used to say that

    • @JakobHernandez-n1t
      @JakobHernandez-n1t 6 років тому

      Now it is and I have my first day of 8th grade tmmrw☹️👍🏼

  • @jessicaajitt7901
    @jessicaajitt7901 5 років тому +51

    🤦🏽‍♀️ he probably would’ve had a bigger chance of getting away with the drugs if he wasnt screaming or acting guilty/ nervous when they were near his hidden “sTacH” lmaooo ... “ dont touch that clock” LMAOOO ok

  • @daymnward7721
    @daymnward7721 4 роки тому +3

    Those guys were so funny Jake and Carl they were so funny I loved them! Great catch again Patty!

  • @jordankeller9520
    @jordankeller9520 5 років тому +45

    “Get down on your knees”
    “WHAT?!” Lmao

  • @laylanifam8903
    @laylanifam8903 6 років тому +62

    Man: NO BRO NO!
    patty: IM IN YA FIYAPLACE
    lol😂😂

  • @anonymoushi4504
    @anonymoushi4504 4 роки тому +109

    No one is gonna talk about "yo no hablo inglish nah I'm playing " 🤣

  • @JuliusTheBassist
    @JuliusTheBassist 3 роки тому +22

    Imagine one day someone lied about someone and he did something like this to a innocent person

  • @herobrineslayer1585
    @herobrineslayer1585 6 років тому +795

    Oh I’m stupid I thought the title meant he had a seizure lol

    • @ella-jk2kz
      @ella-jk2kz 6 років тому +13

      HerobrineSLAYER same 😂

    • @josephdean2122
      @josephdean2122 6 років тому +7

      HerobrineSLAYER same

    • @airjordanjones
      @airjordanjones 6 років тому +55

      HerobrineSLAYER same I was waiting to see someone have a seizure

    • @kaidinbyrd8979
      @kaidinbyrd8979 6 років тому +4

      HerobrineSLAYER same

    • @mintsamich
      @mintsamich 6 років тому +4

      HerobrineSLAYER me too

  • @emilsulcs3170
    @emilsulcs3170 6 років тому +38

    am i the only one that is really excited to see the video where patty jumps into pool

  • @WynnterGreen
    @WynnterGreen 5 років тому +252

    Seems like there's nothing but trouble for Cosby these days.

    • @hot13bpp
      @hot13bpp 5 років тому +5

      hahaha i knew someone else would comment about cosby

    • @kool-aid_mann_2286
      @kool-aid_mann_2286 5 років тому +1

      Oh my God that's funny

    • @xNWF
      @xNWF 4 роки тому +1

      He reminds me of CJ of San Andreas

    • @sydneyjones6789
      @sydneyjones6789 4 роки тому

      Egyptian and Ethiopian women nude nude

    • @AA-yn7yg
      @AA-yn7yg 4 роки тому

      He do kinda look like Cosby

  • @bannersproductions1427
    @bannersproductions1427 4 роки тому +5

    I hope one day he uploads one of as he pulls up to to the house and talks in the speakers the people come out and listen to patty

  • @skychildenlightened5413
    @skychildenlightened5413 5 років тому +109

    Patty says “Go down on your knees”. Guy says “What?”. Patty, “Go down on your knees”. Guy says “WHAT?”. Patty says “GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES”! Lol

  • @theoutkastkid7598
    @theoutkastkid7598 6 років тому +216

    "wheres your wife?"
    "I dunno bruh I was in the garage eating jello pudding"

    • @zzorbit2024
      @zzorbit2024 6 років тому

      bruce banner a

    • @LL-lj1kq
      @LL-lj1kq 6 років тому

      bruce banner ...that’s hilarious ! Good innuendo.

    • @douchessperson6629
      @douchessperson6629 6 років тому

      That's a good alibi

    • @theweebmyth5975
      @theweebmyth5975 6 років тому

      Got em

    • @thetacogamer500
      @thetacogamer500 6 років тому

      My favorite pudding. Says jello on the top so when I was little I would say "can I get some jello" to my parents. Them thinking I meant the fruit kind say yes and then I get me some chocolate pudding.

  • @rachaellarissa82
    @rachaellarissa82 6 років тому +69

    *Carl* I'm Carl bro....
    *me*
    YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

    • @dimmy8
      @dimmy8 6 років тому +1

      But jake told them that his name was aaron so wich is it 22:12 and 18:50

  • @jpeg4tw
    @jpeg4tw 3 роки тому +1

    "I got some pizza"
    "No drugs?"
    "Nope, havent done them in forever"
    "Stop playing these games"
    "Bro only game i know is monopoly"
    love this fool lmao 😂

  • @travisteresahanlin2502
    @travisteresahanlin2502 6 років тому +50

    He had a literal pizza in the oven I can't stop laughing omg

  • @magictricks9626
    @magictricks9626 6 років тому +59

    “Man only game I know is monopoly” 😂

  • @korben6830
    @korben6830 6 років тому +268

    "the only game I know is Monopoly" great answer

    • @cronscarrotfactory8895
      @cronscarrotfactory8895 6 років тому

      what is that thing after your name?

    • @Chefffff
      @Chefffff 6 років тому +2

      @@cronscarrotfactory8895 pretty sure its the tag people get for giving money to patty

    • @wildfire41366
      @wildfire41366 6 років тому +1

      Not very good at monopoly though sure isn’t getting the “Get out of free jail card “

    • @cronscarrotfactory8895
      @cronscarrotfactory8895 6 років тому +1

      Chef thanks

    • @fizzygiraffe
      @fizzygiraffe 6 років тому

      Cron’s Carrot factory also why it was posted 2 days ago

  • @cia_toxicdoge8733
    @cia_toxicdoge8733 4 роки тому +2

    The first guy that they saw was the most compliment on the show

  • @gwenstacy5290
    @gwenstacy5290 6 років тому +92

    Don’t be eatin my papa johns
    😂💀 this man has priorities

    • @arturobarragan7
      @arturobarragan7 6 років тому +1

      Savanah Ruiz the only game I know is monopoly

  • @nightingale5438
    @nightingale5438 6 років тому +36

    Zach's smile when he saw the pizza was awsome

  • @RoadToMillionsDT
    @RoadToMillionsDT 6 років тому +365

    Officer: So u just got arrested 30 days ago for drugs and ur clean out of the game?
    Guy: The only game I know is Monopoly
    💀

    • @anthonystrange5932
      @anthonystrange5932 6 років тому

      😐

    • @devindinh6408
      @devindinh6408 6 років тому +4

      Hes not an officer

    • @RoadToMillionsDT
      @RoadToMillionsDT 6 років тому +1

      Devin Dinh oh yeahh he’s a doctor

    • @kai4435
      @kai4435 6 років тому +4

      vTheFortniteGod wrong again

    • @Kakashi-kk5ti
      @Kakashi-kk5ti 6 років тому +2

      vTheFortniteGod he’s not a cop/officer he’s a bounty hunter. You probably skipped the intro

  • @charperenara9636
    @charperenara9636 3 роки тому +2

    Bruh the names at the start lol 😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CleanSockQ
    @CleanSockQ 5 років тому +142

    Those dogs sound so depressed, it breaks my heart...

    • @lalallama_yt1296
      @lalallama_yt1296 5 років тому +6

      There stressed out there owner is bein takin away

    • @benc2981
      @benc2981 5 років тому +3

      shut up. we all know your doing this for likes

    • @jeremiahrowe3519
      @jeremiahrowe3519 4 роки тому +7

      I was only scrolling threw just to find something about about the dogs

    • @dominique5708
      @dominique5708 4 роки тому +1

      watermelonoodle 's same!

    • @lisagast4616
      @lisagast4616 4 роки тому

      Yeah they didn't even try to calm the dog down or anyting I feel so sorry for it

  • @TheOhLeahChronicles
    @TheOhLeahChronicles 6 років тому +272

    "It's me, Dave, open up!"
    "Dave's not here man"

  • @spiritualstars
    @spiritualstars 4 роки тому +60

    That man led them to look up that chimney... sung like a canary on himself, and suddenly shuts up when they found it!!!

    • @shipleypennison2781
      @shipleypennison2781 3 роки тому +1

      Then was like “you came in here plantin coka” before it was open!!!

    • @fergiesfeed3680
      @fergiesfeed3680 3 роки тому

      You all realize this is a reality show don't you?

  • @novarize9378
    @novarize9378 3 роки тому +1

    Patty: talking to suspect
    Zachery: petting dog

  • @animallover8414
    @animallover8414 6 років тому +536

    Who ease skips the first 2 minuets

  • @adamhicks3782
    @adamhicks3782 6 років тому +148

    When they said jake I thought he was a 20 year old badass with long hair

  • @jdj820yt3
    @jdj820yt3 6 років тому +158

    "The only game I know is monopoly" -Guy getting arrested

    • @evanbrown2424
      @evanbrown2424 6 років тому +5

      Jesse D. Jimenez didn’t use his get out of jail free card I assume

    • @Ghost-vp7wz
      @Ghost-vp7wz 6 років тому +1

      probably rolled a 1

    • @jasonaguirre9028
      @jasonaguirre9028 6 років тому

      Jesse D. Jimenez LMFAOOOO

    • @lilscarf6906
      @lilscarf6906 6 років тому

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @leticiaamores5087
    @leticiaamores5087 3 роки тому +1

    He said patty brought the coke into the house and then he said it had to be the demons 🤣🤣

  • @Xeadon
    @Xeadon 6 років тому +140

    It's me Carl! CHILL CHILL!!

    • @fjonsopi8028
      @fjonsopi8028 6 років тому +1

      CJ??

    • @dynamic5268
      @dynamic5268 6 років тому +2

      OHHHHH MY DAWG!WASSUP? hey baby, you okay man

    • @SirDobbsdaGr8
      @SirDobbsdaGr8 6 років тому

      Last name....Lucas. SHIIITTT

    • @dwanyethebidoofjohnson6229
      @dwanyethebidoofjohnson6229 6 років тому

      Carl?! It's been so long my bro so wassup these days and also WANNA TELL ME WHO THE FUCK U ARE? CAUSE I'M A BOUNTY HUNTER UR JUST ANOTHER PERSON I ARREST AIN'T THAT COOL? 🤔😏

    • @Dagoombas_ian
      @Dagoombas_ian 6 років тому

      I know right

  • @jamiepes3296
    @jamiepes3296 5 років тому +49

    The guy in the red car was his dealer for sure

  • @mayasphxbia2728
    @mayasphxbia2728 5 років тому +77

    The fugitive: The only game I know is Monopoly ...
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @platinumjosey3973
    @platinumjosey3973 3 роки тому +1

    one dog cant stop barking and the other one is just enjoying the show

  • @ethanthomas5393
    @ethanthomas5393 6 років тому +115

    I love how when patty was searching him the other bounty hunter was petting the dogs

    • @megangedenberg6821
      @megangedenberg6821 6 років тому +2

      Ethan Thomas he was just trying to get them to be quite
      Not trying to be rude

    • @ddenicoli
      @ddenicoli 6 років тому +5

      I would be that bounty hunter

    • @ateez_stan777
      @ateez_stan777 6 років тому +3

      @@ddenicoli lol me too

    • @henryschoon7816
      @henryschoon7816 6 років тому +4

      He was trying to get them to be quiet so they could finish their whole deal without extra noise

    • @vclassys
      @vclassys 6 років тому +2

      Ethan Thomas they do that to calm the animals because if they freak out they have to shoot the animals