Made $20,000,000 On Coffee That Kills People

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  • Опубліковано 14 бер 2022
  • People will buy absolutely anything.
    If this UA-cam thing doesn't work out then I may need to start my own business with workers to exploit.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Yerba Mate Tycoon - store.steampowered.com/app/14...
    Music: (Vexento) / @vexento
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  • @trogyyy
    @trogyyy 2 роки тому +831

    DF:
    I want a tasty caffeinated coffee.
    Also DF:
    *_Adds Uranium to his coffee and gives his customers kidney damage and more_*

    • @xxzombiekillerxx9549
      @xxzombiekillerxx9549 2 роки тому +19

      sounds about your everyday coffee.

    • @Marx934
      @Marx934 2 роки тому +14

      With lil bit of rat poison for extra damage and some roasts for emotional damage

    • @charlesoliver1223
      @charlesoliver1223 2 роки тому +7

      Nah he killed em there was no damage just death and mutations

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat 2 роки тому +5

      @@Marx934 gives the intoxication curse

    • @greatmind179
      @greatmind179 2 роки тому +4

      He said tasty, not healthy

  • @zylinderkatze
    @zylinderkatze 2 роки тому +96

    Yerba / Yerba Mate is more of a tea (made from dried leaves) though, not a coffee. That doesn't make it less fun to watch you click bottoms though. Your commentaries on what's going on in the game are always entertaining ^^

  • @Lylaluna3
    @Lylaluna3 2 роки тому +451

    I like how the guy is just standing up for the whole game

    • @Nehsrepyh
      @Nehsrepyh 2 роки тому +20

      It's because he's Out"Standing"..... I'll see myself out.

    • @iaintdoinallat
      @iaintdoinallat 2 роки тому +15

      @@Nehsrepyh good you finally under"stand" the consequences of puns

    • @rxslol
      @rxslol 2 роки тому +8

      @@iaintdoinallat I think the consequences are pretty "stand"ard

    • @moviestime878
      @moviestime878 2 роки тому +7

      @@rxslol I CAN’T “stand” THESE PUNS, SHUT UP!

    • @starlight_studios8784
      @starlight_studios8784 2 роки тому +5

      @@moviestime878 This is the "stand"ard of puns in the comment section

  • @TheGreyParadigm
    @TheGreyParadigm 2 роки тому +301

    The FD sign gave me a giggle. The rebranding for his channel if this one ever goes downhill, he has it all planned out. Love his videos so much, especially with the uranium coffee to sip on as my hair falls out.

    • @Ankh_Ramses
      @Ankh_Ramses 2 роки тому +10

      Facebook? Who's Facebook? We are a NEW company names Meta, Duhhh.

    • @MrGregsRnR
      @MrGregsRnR 2 роки тому +4

      Df has something planned out?

    • @spiropettas997
      @spiropettas997 2 роки тому +20

      Absolutely can’t wait for the breakout hit channel of Funnily Dangerous

    • @ashtonboutwell6154
      @ashtonboutwell6154 2 роки тому +1

      FDA?

    • @Nash-
      @Nash- 2 роки тому +1

      @@spiropettas997 well I mean that's a better suiting name than his current one, considering his tendencies for murder

  • @amateural
    @amateural 2 роки тому +399

    "Cheap and effective" DF's coffee business is literally canned supermarket espresso shots

  • @pablogarcia9288
    @pablogarcia9288 2 роки тому +467

    I was shocked to see Mate here, something so native of my country, argentina, even the package, the one with the little donkey, the actual brand Is called CACHAMAI.

    • @roxreeves
      @roxreeves 2 роки тому +24

      DF doubles down and makes Cachamai actually poisonous, great joke right?... right??..

    • @yupzee
      @yupzee 2 роки тому +19

      aguante el mate vieja

    • @perlagrecco
      @perlagrecco 2 роки тому +14

      Que lindo ver otros argentinos acá 💖💖💖

    • @vicentun69
      @vicentun69 2 роки тому +13

      encima dice que vende café cuando vende mate XD

    • @roxreeves
      @roxreeves 2 роки тому +4

      no voy a mentir, me hubiese gustado si conociera un poco sobre argentina y lo mencionara,es su adicción a lo tycoon y idle lo que lo trajo hasta aca ^^

  • @emmamartin3895
    @emmamartin3895 2 роки тому +24

    That's no coffee, that's mate, a traditional Argentinian/Paraguayan infusion

  • @okbuddy3719
    @okbuddy3719 2 роки тому +153

    The perfect game for DF combining his favorite things. Coffee and money!

  • @novidsjustposts
    @novidsjustposts 2 роки тому +48

    No matter what game DF plays, he always managed to find some way to doom the planet.

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 2 роки тому +79

    "We'll call it coffee."
    It's literally TEA. This disembodied Canadian voice is truly a threat to civilization.

    • @kelawoops
      @kelawoops 2 роки тому +20

      I'm pretty sure it's not tea, its "mate", an infusion from argentina, I've never heard the word "yerba" used for something else

    • @lautaro7974
      @lautaro7974 2 роки тому +6

      @@kelawoops aguante el mate viejo dea q no tomo X D

    • @thebunnycat2163
      @thebunnycat2163 2 роки тому +14

      @@kelawoops Yes, yerba is the word for the loose "leaves" (like tea) and mate is widely consumed in the south cone (Chile-Argentina-Uruguay)

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 роки тому +8

      @@thebunnycat2163 Yea and the yerba is like mashed leaves (i'm argentinian) and he uses argentinian packs (donkey, blue)

    • @pablogarcia9288
      @pablogarcia9288 2 роки тому

      @@I_dont_existLol El paquete de Cachamai, jajaja.

  • @sowen4328
    @sowen4328 2 роки тому +45

    Hey, just wanted to say that I really enjoy your videos! They always bring a smile to my face at the end of every day! Keep making videos of whatever games catch your interest, because they are always amusing to watch!

  • @THEedcbb3
    @THEedcbb3 2 роки тому +27

    That CEO is definitely powered by that first coffee...

  • @hezaler28
    @hezaler28 2 роки тому +42

    DF, the "coffee" that you mention is actually Mate, it's an Uruguayan/Argentinian infusion of Yerba (herb) and hot water!

    • @snussnu2500
      @snussnu2500 2 роки тому +4

      packages are actually the same as some argentinian marks xd

    • @hezaler28
      @hezaler28 2 роки тому +2

      @@snussnu2500 like cachamate? that's the one i recognise

    • @snussnu2500
      @snussnu2500 2 роки тому +1

      @@hezaler28 yeah, and i'm pretty sure all the others are copies too xD

    • @Gabriel_Pires
      @Gabriel_Pires 2 роки тому +5

      People drink a lot of it in Brazil too. With hot or "cold" (normal temp.) water - although it receives different names depending if the water is cold/hot.

    • @hezaler28
      @hezaler28 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gabriel_Pires drinking it with cold water makes it Tereré!

  • @JAbud32
    @JAbud32 2 роки тому +33

    I never think I would see a video of someone playing a game about yerba and I like it hahahaha. And for all is yerba, not coffee

  • @perlagrecco
    @perlagrecco 2 роки тому +9

    Omg i didnt expect this! This isnt coffee, this is yerba mate! Is a kind of... tea? That has a type of caffeine on it (mateina), if you like coffe you probably would like Mate too!
    As an argentinian its an everyday thing to drink mate, you should totally look it up!

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 2 роки тому +23

    For years now I've wanted to open a coffee kiosk somewhere busy downtown (Chicago) with a lot of foot traffic, name it "It's Just Regular Coffee," and only sell normal coffee. Sugar and creamer are available. Whenever anyone asks if there's [insert fancy nonsense coffee type here], then employees will be instructed to just say "no" and point at the name of the shop.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 2 роки тому +5

      That could actually do well! Much better than places like "Just Salad" where they also insist they serve more than just salad.

  • @Roalethiago
    @Roalethiago 2 роки тому +6

    Lol, that was a peculiar way to say "Chimarrão"
    Chimarrão is an infusion of Mate leaf on really hot water. Nothing more

  • @henleyb6527
    @henleyb6527 2 роки тому +21

    I love how he can make anything entertaining! And how diverse his content is!

  • @mangouschase
    @mangouschase 2 роки тому +3

    The fact it actually said "just buy this yerba and drink it" lmao

  • @MrTiemos
    @MrTiemos 2 роки тому +50

    I was laughing through the whole creation of the first batch/coffee, until it actually released and made him a millionaire in minutes.
    Then I was wheezing because I was laughing so hard.
    On an unrelated note: did you know that the afterlife has wifi while you’re waiting in limbo?

  • @JonahDyer
    @JonahDyer 6 місяців тому +1

    "It's basically coffee without coffee" *starbucks scribbles in competitor watch list furiously*

  • @ignotumcorpus
    @ignotumcorpus 2 роки тому +9

    I’m assuming the aroma is based on how much you can smell it from certain distances and not how it smells, since taste is directly related to smell, so if aroma was based on what it smells like, it would be equal to the taste.

  • @zolazar6928
    @zolazar6928 2 роки тому +1

    You know what would be awesome? A coffee review.
    DF you have to get on that, I would most definitely watch that 😊

  • @nathanlabate1329
    @nathanlabate1329 2 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love that in casual games like this, that you overlay the Stardew Valley music
    It just always seems to fit

  • @Infinite652
    @Infinite652 2 роки тому +9

    My boy looks like Escanor except he sales coffee instead of booze

  • @CosmicS5
    @CosmicS5 2 роки тому +1

    I can always rely on DF to give me a video past midnight on a school night. keeps me going

  • @avroo
    @avroo 2 роки тому +5

    chimarrão is not exactly a Brazilian drink, but a southern Brazillian one. (includes other really south American countries such as Chile and Argentina.) yerba mate (rightly pronounce is erva mate) is usually the main and only ingredient, the drink is created to be mainly hot.
    yerba mate looks like grass funnily enough

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 2 роки тому

      For the English speakers, it's pronounced:
      Yerba ("ye" as in yeah, "ba" as in Balloon) Mate (Ma as in Market, Te as in Tech)

    • @papafranku6472
      @papafranku6472 2 роки тому

      Brazilian here, Chimarão as Drink is from natives/indians from argentina but the culture is from pampas/gaucho tradition that its in south of Brazil like you sayed, Paraguay, Argentina and (i think) Uruguay.

    • @wxbrainiac
      @wxbrainiac 10 місяців тому

      Tastes like grass to there isn't much reason to drink it

  • @paradoxnova5043
    @paradoxnova5043 2 роки тому +9

    DF, thanks for providing something for me to be excited for and laugh at every day! You’re a real chad m8!

  • @Pittato
    @Pittato 2 роки тому +9

    If you play again you should train your employees or buy new ones for higher quality coffees. Love the video!

  • @Zoomybo1
    @Zoomybo1 2 роки тому

    Your videos just give me pure join an entertainment. Please never stop you are one of the ONLY consistently funny and entertaining people

  • @SirZexx
    @SirZexx 2 роки тому +6

    I love how the first thing we see is some derpy guy that looks like he could be my dad

  • @jonathangosselin4591
    @jonathangosselin4591 2 роки тому +13

    I love your videos and I have watched them all but I would just absolutely LOVE more rougelikes and high quality games in a whole series like dungreed or neon abyss!!!

  • @ondesestou847
    @ondesestou847 2 роки тому +1

    The difference between chimarrão and Terere is the first one is hot and the second one is cold and you can do terere with some juices, like limonade. Chimarrão is only made with hot water and the weed. Just a little curiosit about the two drinks that we drink in Brazil

  • @sinkun9372
    @sinkun9372 2 роки тому +1

    Me:How many games do you have in your computer?
    DF: Yes.

  • @icantplaygh3500
    @icantplaygh3500 2 роки тому

    Always love the vids. Been watching since your first play through of stardew. Heard the music in the background and had instant flash backs. Keep up the good work friend!

  • @purplepuddlesuwu
    @purplepuddlesuwu Рік тому +4

    DF and coffee are a scary match made in hell

  • @marconde897
    @marconde897 2 роки тому +4

    I swear DF has 5 monitors playing different games while drinking 5 types of coffee

  • @durchdenwald4437
    @durchdenwald4437 2 роки тому +15

    Coffee and money, the two best things in life

    • @nathannelson4464
      @nathannelson4464 2 роки тому +2

      So true

    • @kagaminelen247
      @kagaminelen247 2 роки тому +2

      What about falling asleep after three all nighters straight which I'm about to do after saving this video to watch later because I can't concentrate

    • @jacobrousseau3860
      @jacobrousseau3860 2 роки тому +1

      you gotta add minnows in your coffee for da flavor

    • @durchdenwald4437
      @durchdenwald4437 2 роки тому

      @@jacobrousseau3860 Dont forget avacado's and cheese

  • @crisplettuceonyt
    @crisplettuceonyt 2 роки тому

    Most entertaining channel of yt that consistently uploads new content

  • @p3lican560
    @p3lican560 2 роки тому +5

    DFs game style is slowly turning into lets game it out

  • @OnlySushiCat
    @OnlySushiCat Рік тому +2

    Title of video: Coffee
    Videogame: Y E R B A

  • @CestMagnify
    @CestMagnify 2 роки тому +1

    I love that DF gave the employees insurance after they made the uranium ore he grinded for

  • @Murkedd
    @Murkedd 2 роки тому +1

    the editing on this vid was top notch! I had to do a double take when the coffee maker had a full set of teeth at 0:57

  • @soultaker4257
    @soultaker4257 2 роки тому +1

    the news: newborn babies with three hands
    DF: ooooo they would be good workers we should hire them

  • @nicoleyoung529
    @nicoleyoung529 10 місяців тому +1

    What is DF part of the fallout universe... Lol adding a radioactive isotope to your coffee. He'd make nuka cola proud.

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments Рік тому +1

    0:25 McDonalds with vine boom

  • @ashtonboutwell6154
    @ashtonboutwell6154 2 роки тому +3

    Oh yes coffee that makes you stay awake for eons until sleep deprivation puts you finally into an eternal rest. PERFECT:)

  • @omegahaxors3306
    @omegahaxors3306 2 роки тому +1

    We need a 10 minute loop of that hotdog dancing to that music.

  • @anamariamachado62
    @anamariamachado62 2 роки тому +2

    duuude chimarrão is sooo good, its realy nice to see that they added it to a game, but i never heard of having it with nuts
    (love from Brazil!)

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 2 роки тому +3

    DF: "It's basically gonna be coffee, without the coffee."
    Me: Yeah-- it's called Decaf. and I don't know anyone who *willingly* drinks that crap. 😆

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 2 роки тому

      I do at night time sometimes, never add creamer and sugar to decaf, it's heresy.

    • @ladygrndr9424
      @ladygrndr9424 2 роки тому

      Yes. I've had to resort to decaf at times in the past because of health issues, and was desperately hoping that my brain would be fooled. It didn't really work and it tastes wrong.

  • @dread1255
    @dread1255 2 роки тому +5

    Df and this Editor are a great fit. Thank you, was very entertaining to watch!

  • @PNGgss
    @PNGgss 2 роки тому +1

    This isn't coffee, this is yerba mate, it's the yerba mate tycoon

  • @henleyb6527
    @henleyb6527 2 роки тому

    Ayyyy once again i can finally rest knowing he has posted for the night

  • @hollowstarfire
    @hollowstarfire 2 роки тому +1

    Kinda love this! Would like to see more!

  • @gekoo1703
    @gekoo1703 2 роки тому +1

    2:00 bleach sad ost there :D your editors have a rly good taste 👌

  • @starlightash1894
    @starlightash1894 2 роки тому +3

    You need to be rich before you get sued
    - DF 2022

  • @somethingo6329
    @somethingo6329 2 роки тому +2

    Df is one of the best UA-camrs rn

  • @florabelas8021
    @florabelas8021 2 роки тому +1

    I need more of this game!

  • @Rethbael
    @Rethbael 2 роки тому +2

    As a Brazilian... Cold Chimarrão... That's a crime, man. It hurts, just hurts. Good job!

  • @AwsomeGamer-us1ml
    @AwsomeGamer-us1ml 2 роки тому

    Love the vids keep up the good work man thay make me so happy

  • @bendymation-4934
    @bendymation-4934 2 роки тому

    DF is the reason I live to see another day in life.

  • @jamesreilly1054
    @jamesreilly1054 2 роки тому +1

    Lfg. Normally I watch these videos when I wake up, but I was out clubbing, so for the first time ever I can watch it before bed ayyyyy

    • @zerareota1560
      @zerareota1560 2 роки тому

      I just wait to consume all his videos at once

  • @supersnipes4298
    @supersnipes4298 2 роки тому +1

    DF you should definitely start adding the game names to the videos you make because you make every game look fun and I'm to lazy to put in the time and effort to look for it

    • @donislawdev
      @donislawdev 2 роки тому

      The game name is "Yerba Mate Tycoon", DF is always putting links/names of/to the game in UA-cam video description (you just need to expand it) :-}

  • @Lord_Azrekahl
    @Lord_Azrekahl 2 роки тому +1

    The "you get rocket fuel" face is HAUNTING! LoL

  • @efu2046
    @efu2046 2 роки тому

    DF finally plays a coffee game. It's his Destiny now

  • @eeveeboi7174
    @eeveeboi7174 6 місяців тому +1

    I love gow he went from making coffee to making bonk! Atomic punch.

  • @hollowstarfire
    @hollowstarfire 2 роки тому

    Lol I’ve been wondering what kind of episode DF would upload on my b-day

  • @alexyafeelme9995
    @alexyafeelme9995 2 роки тому

    I love you bro u helped me thru the rough times 🥺

  • @juanleiva3336
    @juanleiva3336 2 роки тому +1

    Yerba is actually not cofre but instead is a mix of herbs that, a lot of south americans, use it in a infusion called "Mate" and when its serve cold is called "Terere"

  • @brettredmond4676
    @brettredmond4676 2 роки тому +1

    idk why, but I really want him to say "hello everyone and this YOUR daily dose of internet"

  • @ressiemonsanto1820
    @ressiemonsanto1820 2 роки тому +2

    Again, DF is early today

  • @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040
    @zerotwoxsakurajimamai9040 2 роки тому +1

    only DF can make a game break in the first seconds of playing it by making thousands of dollars out of a coffee that costs nothing and isn't even that great xD

  • @French_Toast_
    @French_Toast_ 2 роки тому

    There should be a competition to find the best coffee and Df should be a judge

  • @magneticzero9575
    @magneticzero9575 2 роки тому +1

    Argentinians and uruguayans in here just completely losing their shit everytime he calls yerba "coffee".

  • @Mlaatned
    @Mlaatned Рік тому

    When DF uploads…………………….. YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE A GOOD TIME

  • @GamerXenith
    @GamerXenith 2 роки тому +1

    i love how he went straight for the uranium as soon as he saw it 🤣

  • @luthermcpherson8438
    @luthermcpherson8438 2 роки тому +2

    Love your content!

  • @Noneofyourbyisness
    @Noneofyourbyisness 2 роки тому +1

    Loved the random Stardew music lol. The closest we’ll get to you playing it again 🥺

  • @deepskk
    @deepskk 2 роки тому

    always a pleasure hearing sdv music on here

  • @randyboy5834
    @randyboy5834 Рік тому +1

    This is the exact moment Walter White became Heisenberg.

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 2 роки тому +1

    'The taste pierced my feet' is the based marketing I'm looking for

    • @donislawdev
      @donislawdev 2 роки тому

      It's reference to some famous guy from Poland who is drinking mate ;D

  • @ianmeana904
    @ianmeana904 2 роки тому +1

    DF calling the yerba coffee pains my Argentinian heart

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 Рік тому

    DF playing a coffee game is very on brand

  • @incrediblebat
    @incrediblebat 2 роки тому

    df playing a game where he makes huge amounts of money by making coffee is the df game made in heaven

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 роки тому

      It's not coffee it's "maté" and argentinian tradition Even packeges the little donkey is calles cachamai and he din't notice

    • @I_dont_existLol
      @I_dont_existLol 2 роки тому

      It's not coffee it's "maté" and argentinian tradition Even packeges the little donkey is calles cachamai and he din't notice

  • @PJM257
    @PJM257 2 роки тому

    The review at 6:44 "It looks like shit and tastes even better"
    Best review I've ever seen

  • @zachsbikelife7972
    @zachsbikelife7972 2 роки тому

    I love your videos, if I have a bad day I look forward to your videos.😁

  • @juanmanarmy923
    @juanmanarmy923 2 роки тому

    This is exactly what I needed after today’s events lol

  • @antifeline9384
    @antifeline9384 2 роки тому +1

    went to look at the steam page and found why DF played this game and I quote
    "Features:
    New update = new bugs
    Poor graphic and sounds"

  • @franc8170
    @franc8170 2 роки тому +2

    Mate, an argentinian infusion made out of yerba

  • @Zenithsh
    @Zenithsh 2 роки тому

    Everything gets bad when df gets coffee

  • @landoncherney6950
    @landoncherney6950 2 роки тому +2

    Ah yes, the only thing you need in life, coffee

  • @1th_to_comment.
    @1th_to_comment. Рік тому

    This feels like something DF would do in Stardew Valley.

  • @gracemck1619
    @gracemck1619 Рік тому

    “You have to be rich before you get sued” wiser words have never been spoken

  • @soccpuppet4638
    @soccpuppet4638 3 місяці тому

    "I got plenty of good employees they're doing their job"
    "Your employees are not experienced enough" in bright red text in reviews

  • @Imwhisper76ontwitch
    @Imwhisper76ontwitch 2 роки тому

    Life is on hold, DF uploaded

  • @undeadruler4544
    @undeadruler4544 Рік тому +1

    "You don't make 5 thousand fans from selling bad products" EA *sweats in microtransactions*

  • @argonautaone4429
    @argonautaone4429 2 роки тому +1

    Actually Yerba its made for Mate, we drink it a lot here in Uruguay

  • @jessexv9018
    @jessexv9018 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve never seen a game that had the exact same formula as game dev tycoon.

  • @benjamincruz8649
    @benjamincruz8649 Рік тому

    Your voice is so relaxing and your content is just funny

  • @stephen123ification
    @stephen123ification 2 роки тому +1

    I wish they had this as a mobile game it’d be so addicting!