Tavern NPCs: "Oh by the gods, he's heading this way! I think he's gonna enter the tavern! Everyone stay calm and stick to your assigned AI routines. If he takes your head and slams it, just let him do it. And don't act like the guards do if you want to survive."
"Give me a flask.....mug......thing!" LOL, just the little stuff is genius and hilarious! Then when something truly epic happens it's quite the masterpiece! Crusty...you are truly a god amongst content creators!
Dude, I am either jealous of your improv skills…or your absolute madness. I’ve binged several videos and, as a nurse, I am still not entirely sure if you’re acting or VR happens to be an outlet for the Japanese gameshow that is your mind.
@@Jackieyeet1 No, for the two following reasons. For one, the idea of God, at least from a judistic or Christian viewpoint (which im assuming you are referencing, is that He is Truth, Light and All Good in all his ways. To worshio that which created you and is all good is inheritly a good thing to do. Which is a whole conversation within itself. The second reason, and this reason is a very real truth that is true despite if you believe God or not for it is a very fundamental human truth, which is that all of man, that which is human kind, are all ,created, equal, however we all are inheritally flawed. To worship something that is inheretly flawed and wrong is doing something that is flawed and wrong. This person is no greater than you, as you are to I, as I am to her, and so on and so forth. The worshipping of every day humans as Gods is a slaves mentality, and all of the worst tyrannys were lead by those who succumb to the temptation of believing they are a God because so many people said they where so.
Dude I’m not even gamer like that or anything I just stumbled across your vids by accident, but I love this shit now, way you bid on the npc’s is hilarious😂😂😂👍
I animated 29:20 up until he finished grumbling unbelievable over and over. I love how expressive he is. Still an animatic, unsure if I have the skills to make it polished but hey I'll try. Still will probably animate more
i been watching this off and on verly slowly for the past two weeks i finally got into minutes 38:23 and i just thought it was so damn funny how he was just beating the shit out of the courier not even giving a damn he wasn't able to kill him. and the sound effects the wooden sword made from his fat idiot son just made it so much better Love you crusty! the beggining of the beating is 37:34
He's so good at playing a psychopath. Like he's REALLY good at VA; honestly I think he should VA professionally. LIke anime or something. Well done. lol
Hey crusty, a few mods you might like. :) Legacy of the dragonborn Clockwork city Gray cowl returns Falskarr Beyond Skyrim Bruma There are more but I can't remember their names. Legacy might need a new save game for added artifacts though, and you need to add stuff to the gallery for more story lines, but it's interesting. :)
I would love to see crusty walking around with some kinda mod that puts a potato in his hand but is actually a spell where he can shoot a potato. So we can always have the dialogue of him and Mr potato
Holy God another video of crusty giving me brain damage and loosing my brain cells and ripping my grasp on reality and if one more video I might loose my grasp on reality permanently and become more mad then Sheograth the Daedric Prince of Madness
Im kinda envious, I have never had any fun at all at a fish sellers stall, ever. Nor have I ever been this entertained by a potato. Edit: Cracking a guard over the head with a flower pot is now one of my life goals in skyrim.
The shooting the clothes off in this one is one of the funniest moments in the series. Puts a whole new spin on Cupid One minute clothes on next minute clothes gone Dem X rated arrows man
Yes. I spent one hour talking to a potato.
Yasss
Yes
Good
based crusty
Captain Jack, Sparrow
Laughed out loud at this part from 1:00
Crusty: "Do you know who I am?"
Woman: "You're naked!"
"Hi Naked, I'm dad!"
“Alright you made decisions, they were poor”. One of the best opening lines to a fight ever oh my God!
I loved it! Made me smile...
It's a line that I'm gonna be borrowing! 😁
I'm convinced at this point crusty is just jack sparrow in vr.
Jack Sparrow and Rhys Darby
Captain, CAPTAIN jack sparrow…
Jack Sparrow, the Joker, Darth Maul...
Jackolas.
Naked guy running around with a giant potato : Children, where'd the weirdo go ?
Crusty’s least schizophrenic moment
If I was a director. I'd cast you in a movie.
So, I hire people to do voiceover work, and I have tried to contact I Am Crusty but I have never got a response!
I don't know if anyone has said anything yet but... To the man who makes the sound effects and edits Crusty's videos, you are a god.
I will tell myself as I will be immensely grateful for the kind words!
Kristy, are you talking to a potato?
I talk to a potato for 10 hours
In less than three minutes, Crusty managed to slap a priestess with a fish.
What a legend o7
You know you can adopt that potato if you have an available room in your house.
Why would he want to though? Most ungrateful vegetable since Mr. House in New Vegas
@@lordolxinator Give him a chance. The chance people of Solitude didn't give him. He can learn and grow out of it.
Tavern NPCs: "Oh by the gods, he's heading this way! I think he's gonna enter the tavern! Everyone stay calm and stick to your assigned AI routines. If he takes your head and slams it, just let him do it. And don't act like the guards do if you want to survive."
I can 100% believe this happeneing 🤣 poor npc’s of Skyrim, they have the unfortunate..ness of being donkle’s plaything’s 🤣
0:45 SQUUAAWWWKKK!!! Not even a minute in and i laughed so hard i had to sprint to the bathroom!
After all these years I still can't tell if Crusty is really afraid of spiders that much or if he's putting on a bit.
He is lol
@@gerardwayseyelash The only thing Crusty puts on is his Grandmothers underwear.
It's a bit...
Maybe.
I think he’s lying, don’t believe him
@@kanejarvissky Crusty never lies
Crusty embarks on a delicious quest with his new best "spud!" Together they'll "mash" their enemies! Then possibly boil them and stick them in a stew.
YOU SIR! You are such a treat. Just found you a couple weeks ago and am a SW and Skyrim fan. Keep doing this! People will catch on.
It's 2:16 AM, and thus video is precisely what I need right now.
"Give me a flask.....mug......thing!"
LOL, just the little stuff is genius and hilarious! Then when something truly epic happens it's quite the masterpiece!
Crusty...you are truly a god amongst content creators!
10:34 "Why are you making me sit on your face?" Crusty
Dude, I am either jealous of your improv skills…or your absolute madness. I’ve binged several videos and, as a nurse, I am still not entirely sure if you’re acting or VR happens to be an outlet for the Japanese gameshow that is your mind.
I fucking love these Skyrim VR videos 😂
Rare moment where someone out-crazies Crusty, but he brought it home again with the SQUAAAAAWK.
I regret nothing. Enjoyed every minute. Thank you. 😁
Crusty, you are a godlike being.
Agree
Nope...hes a normal person.
You shouldnt idolize people as God. Its unhealthy to worship people.
@@PsychoMoFoGaming so is it unhealthy to worship god himself?
@@Jackieyeet1 yes, it is
@@Jackieyeet1 No, for the two following reasons.
For one, the idea of God, at least from a judistic or Christian viewpoint (which im assuming you are referencing, is that He is Truth, Light and All Good in all his ways. To worshio that which created you and is all good is inheritly a good thing to do. Which is a whole conversation within itself.
The second reason, and this reason is a very real truth that is true despite if you believe God or not for it is a very fundamental human truth, which is that all of man, that which is human kind, are all ,created, equal, however we all are inheritally flawed. To worship something that is inheretly flawed and wrong is doing something that is flawed and wrong. This person is no greater than you, as you are to I, as I am to her, and so on and so forth. The worshipping of every day humans as Gods is a slaves mentality, and all of the worst tyrannys were lead by those who succumb to the temptation of believing they are a God because so many people said they where so.
I couldn't stop laughing from the woman at the beginning
A man and his potato. A tale as old as time.
A tale as old as time
Mayham and homecide
Crusty and the spud 🎶
@@RainintheBrain perfect 😂
Don't let the other one know that you've found a potato. He'll be a little jealous.
Running around naked with a potato while screaming "CHILDREN! WHERE HAS THE WEIRDO GONE?" lmao
The woman in the beginning:
"The end is near *twerks furiously *" 🤣🤣🤣
Our society in a nutshell 💀
Never thought I'd watch an hour long video of a man having a nervous breakdown with a potato
How is it, that you don't have more subscribers??? Your videos, are absolutely fuc*ING HILARIOUS!
I know I'm just starting the video, but damn 1:24 is a legit spot on Vincent Price laugh.
An hour of Crusty in skyrim. Awesome.
When I am sad and depressed I come to this channel and it brings a simple to my face plus I can can stop laughing
Crusty at his least psychotic moment:
also what the heck do his neighbors think when they hear him recording these videos
They avoid me I think
@@IAmCrusty that makes sense
@@IAmCrusty that is sad, you seem like an amazing person to be around.
You did a lot of potato levioso in this vid. I'm sure your professors at wortshog would be very underwhelmed yet pleased. Especially Drumbledrink.
Imagine a naked man holding a potato stops you and shouts, "where's the weirdo?!"
Dude I’m not even gamer like that or anything I just stumbled across your vids by accident, but I love this shit now, way you bid on the npc’s is hilarious😂😂😂👍
I animated 29:20 up until he finished grumbling unbelievable over and over. I love how expressive he is. Still an animatic, unsure if I have the skills to make it polished but hey I'll try. Still will probably animate more
@1:55 had me dying. God I love these vr videos.
57:33 too many names 😂😂😂
I just spent an hour watching a guy talking to a potato while I'm technically supposed to be working. I regret nothing.
The next day
Hunkleberg: ooh a potato yummy
He eats it and says
he tastes of adventure
LITTLE DID HE KNOW IT WAS HIS POTATO
I sat down to watch this on my 30 minute work break, thinking it was like most of the other videos. I’ve now realized this is an hour long!!!
34:08 that joke was spot on
Definitely your finest work yet !
Well done Lord Crusty! Another masterpiece! 😆❤
That ending was deep and heartfelt much love Mr potato you will always be remembered for your journey and your pure potatoship along the way
53:00 That "Moo!" totally sounded like Eddie Izzard. :D
The squaaaaawk at the beginning is so good
i been watching this off and on verly slowly for the past two weeks i finally got into minutes 38:23 and i just thought it was so damn funny how he was just beating the shit out of the courier not even giving a damn he wasn't able to kill him. and the sound effects the wooden sword made from his fat idiot son just made it so much better
Love you crusty! the beggining of the beating is 37:34
🤣🤣🤣 Fantastic, I love it, you always make me laugh. Keep up the good work
I'm foolish yes. Stayed for the whole journey and loved it like a potato loves dirt
Turn around and the bou won't ruthlessly assault you
Definitely one of my favourite lines in this video
Well, I've followed this channel for awhile but this is the first time I've watched a video half drunk, might have to start doing that more often lol.
"Boy stop fooling around with the pervert" got me laughing 😂
"Stop shooting my potato" gives the same energy of "stop blowing holes in my ship!"
Good choice.... The alternate reality where you took the fish instead is a true nightmare...
The Cacti thank you Crusty!!
Not even joking this was some of your best work I laughed my ars off
so a naked guy with a split personality and a potato walks into a bar...
He's so good at playing a psychopath. Like he's REALLY good at VA; honestly I think he should VA professionally. LIke anime or something. Well done. lol
This has to be the best thing on the entire internet
„You were a guard and then you took an arrow to the knee“…I can‘t 😂😂😂
OOh how did I miss watching your videos! The best of all time!
Crusty is the Sheogorath and jack sparrow of skyrim lol This is comedic gold, market scene was hilarious 😂
Hey crusty, a few mods you might like. :)
Legacy of the dragonborn
Clockwork city
Gray cowl returns
Falskarr
Beyond Skyrim Bruma
There are more but I can't remember their names. Legacy might need a new save game for added artifacts though, and you need to add stuff to the gallery for more story lines, but it's interesting. :)
I think I learned if you dont want crusty to enter a base you hire hordes of spiders to protect you
ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS BY FAR
alright it is a 50min video so huge respect to Crusty, I'm ashamed I thought it was a fool
I would love to see crusty walking around with some kinda mod that puts a potato in his hand but is actually a spell where he can shoot a potato. So we can always have the dialogue of him and Mr potato
My man Crusty knowing WPE is like the perfect fact I never knew I needed.
Crusty sounds more to me like a evil twisted Dark and demented Jack Sparrow .I love it .lmao
This whole video if hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you crusty you always make my day better❤❤❤❤❤
Holy God another video of crusty giving me brain damage and loosing my brain cells and ripping my grasp on reality and if one more video I might loose my grasp on reality permanently and become more mad then Sheograth the Daedric Prince of Madness
That's Nick Valentine from Fallout 4!! lol 8:52
6:10 bro litterally slipped out of nowhere
“Sometimes you sit down for too much and then you forget how to walk”
Strangely not the most relatable excerpt from Crusty’s dialogue with a potato
*DUNT RUN THERES A FISH* that is so funny 😂
I just spat my coffee when you did an arrow into the boy.
And then he wonders around with an arrow in his head.
11:33 that was an evil laugh!!!
Peaky Blinders looks like a game you would like. 1920s crime in VR. Reminded me of your Hitman playthrough. Just wish it was out already.
"Your a crimmmannna lll 😰😰😰 ( falls to the ground slamming her arm for worms ✨)"
You are the best crusty when they make Elder Scrolls 6 they should hire you to voice as a Daedra Lord
Going around and slapping people with a fish must be the height of luxury lmao
"that's incredibly dumb." *slabs boy and boy flops over like a wet sack* "Speakin' of dumb...."
🤣🤣Dang I haven't laughed that hard in weeks....
Im kinda envious, I have never had any fun at all at a fish sellers stall, ever. Nor have I ever been this entertained by a potato. Edit: Cracking a guard over the head with a flower pot is now one of my life goals in skyrim.
Aaaaw! It was an amazing adventure!
i love the skyrim vr videos i love the chaos
😂😂😂😂love your humor 😂😂😂
Makes my day to even weeks ....
Thanks mam
Gotta get this game again! 10/10 content!
The shooting the clothes off in this one is one of the funniest moments in the series.
Puts a whole new spin on Cupid
One minute clothes on next minute clothes gone
Dem X rated arrows man
Beyond thankful i stumbled across this channel, this man's a Shakespeare😊
Love your videos man love that dedication video must have took forever to make
As a fan of twilight. This is still a better love story then twilight.
I have no clue how people can play this game for longer than like 30 minutes without their eyes falling out of their head
You deserve your own TV show.
"im faster then all of u" - Sonic the hedgehog
28:55 Just a marker for me
A potato is the only friend you need
Preccisley
My life is a potato
pretty sure its bread guys
Just got off work and this is what I needed
When the potato was almost lost down that steep incline, I nearly cried. Alas, retrieved only to betray you in the end!