These are some of his greatest hits. The ChipMonk, the Wheelchair, and one of my favorites, the Funeral Procession. One of his best jokes that's missing here is The Smuggler, look that one up. That joke has always been my favorite.
I know, it's a combination of him smiling at his own jokes and smiling at the audience's reaction and trying to be serious and remember the next joke. Love it!
I came home one night and found my wife crying. I asked what was wrong. She said that she had baked me a cake and the dog ate it. I told her I would buy her another dog.
Yes, very true. He would take any job at all as long as there was some money involved. You could get him to play weddings and barmitzvahs as well as Carnegie Hall. Truly, the King of the One liners.
You missed something ... dare I say it ... bizarre. (Couldn't help myself.) It was a weird and wonderful 30 minutes, truly off the wall. You can find more clips on UA-cam.
Henny was one of a kind. great comedian. some his jokes are stupid and still funny. I found some more of Youngman's jokes in the doctor category. some are in this skit but most aren't. enjoy :) Doctor Jokes A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!" The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?" A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!" The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!" A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!" "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!" Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...." A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!" Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in." I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
I wonder what show that was??? I remember reading about the movie “Goodfellas” from 1990. Henny Youngman was in it . They could not get him to understand that it was a movie , so they just let him do his stand up joke routines. Hahahahha. Priceless.. . He couldn’t care less that it was a big production holly wood movie. Ahhhhh hahahahaha
@TheLousyCafe1960 - - You are absolutely correct how his delivery made these jokes so funny. In fact, as I am typing this reply now, I'm laughing even though I have heard him tell these stories many times. I thought his story about the two hearses was really good. Take my reply as a compliment, please!
I laugh at it because to me this style of comedy is fresh and original, and not long and drawn out like modern routines. So I guess it depends on how old you are. I've really never heard jokes like this, shit, I've never even been to a proper barber.
Apparently, Henny was on "Bizarre" more than once - a line he said on the show that's not on this video was, "This band should disband." Great comic...there was no one quite like Henny!
I actually looked this up, and there's a Joey Bishop joke that goes, "I gotta wonderful doctor; I said I couldn't afford the operation, so he touched up the x-rays." Gotta be what Henny was going for.
it's the fact the punchline is tagged onto the end of the feedline and belted out in a way that catches you off guard that helps make it funnier than it otherwise would be. That is the secret to this rarely attempted quickfire style.
Also, he stole at least a third of these jokes from old vaudeville comedians like Smith and Dale. I'm pretty sure all of the doctor jokes were lifted straight out of "Dr. Kronkheit And His Only Living Patient."
LMAO!....that was "REAL" comedy...not like today with the swearing idiots like chris rock! Dont have a problem with a lil swearing BUT if you cant be funny without swearing, you are NOT funny!!!
This is terrible. I'm glad comedy today is subversive, eclectic, diverse, confessional and challenging, instead of this corny, stale, easy, by-the-book garbage. Like, I fully appreciate Henny Youngman's influence and how important he was for his time, but I'm really happy that this style of humor has since been shelved.
Sad that henny didn’t come to Jesus Christ, many will say on judgement day… I believe…. But it will be to late! Cry out to Jesus Christ the messiah while he is near! Don’t die without him!
Wait a minute now, are you saying Jesus-christ Is Lord that Jesus Christ the messiah is the one that should be worshipped instead of all the other ones? Well I am in trouble then, so who is Jesus-christ Is Bored, Jesus Christ the Messy, Jesus Christ the Carpenter is late or even Jesus Christ the bloody plumber didn't turn up?
I never get tired of Henny may he rest in peace. He brought laughter and joy to many people.
Man worked everyday of his life.
Love how the musicians keep cracking up
3:36 "Where's his wheel-chair" LOL!
I dig how the trombone player and the percussionist are both breaking up on every joke. That must have been an INSANE show to work on. Ty for posting.
That last joke was too much for the trombone player. Couldn't even play.
Are you the Fish Friar? No I'm the Chip Monk. Henny you're the Best!
King of the one liners and he was the greatest.
These are some of his greatest hits. The ChipMonk, the Wheelchair, and one of my favorites, the Funeral Procession. One of his best jokes that's missing here is The Smuggler, look that one up. That joke has always been my favorite.
One of the quickest, sharpest, clean comedians in the business. Shalom Henny, rest in peace.
He wasn’t clean, he had many vulgar jokes, saying the “C” word about women, etc.
I love watching the trombone player crack up after every joke, especially the last one. Funny!
Perfect, actually! I LOVE the quick music hall stings. Trombonist didn’t play a note for laughing.
"Saturday night at the Copa was for wives, but Friday night was always for the girlfriends"
the funeral procession joke is priceless
One of my favorites also. I am no comedian, but I have told it many times.
Rest in peace brilliant comic, Henny!
Henny was amazing.
I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back home. lol
Henny was funny 🤣😂 great guy really amusing 🤣😂
My wife wanted to go on vacation. She said take me somewhere where I never been before! So I took her in the kitchen! 😂
GoodFellas brought me here
4:03 The joke was so funny the guy in back couldn't play his instrument.
"Where's his wheelchair" f'n beautiful
If he said that joke at Berkely today, they'd probably kill him.
"are you the fish fryer? no, i'm the chip monk."
King of the one liners.
Henny kills it!
He's brilliant
haha watch that trombone-musician !
Frickin Hillarious!!!!😆😆😆
Great stuff. Check out the guy on the trombone, he was cracking up after almost every joke. LOL!!!
Funniest part was watching the musicians trying to keep playing.
The violin has nothing to do with his act and I love it
Strangely enough I remember this show. John Bynes was nuts and had a great show and sense if humour.
I remember it as a kid with the honks, etc. when they swore.
GEVALT!!! 😂
Love Henny Youngman, If you make just a few changes, you have Rodney. BTW, the last joke was classic and hysterical.
Hennie Youngman was a huge influence on Rodney.
My goodness he was one of the best comedians out there. No dirty jokes, swearing, making fun of people.
His facial expression is half the humor!
I know, it's a combination of him smiling at his own jokes and smiling at the audience's reaction and trying to be serious and remember the next joke. Love it!
Love this!
The final joke is the perfect finsh. Trombone player completely lost it.
That was hilarious!!! Where's his wheel chair LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣
Legend...
That trombone is cracking up! 😂
"next time don't drive so fast."
Classic!
1:50 Doc, I got shingles...
Take my wife, please!
Alot of good oneliners in this
King of The One Liners 😂😂😂
Bruce Lee fought as often as Henny Youngman played the violin.
I came home one night and found my wife crying. I asked what was wrong. She said that she had baked me a cake and the dog ate it. I told her I would buy her another dog.
henny is a fucking legend !!!!! love him
I heard of Henny The funnyman as a kid.
Henny always kept his phone number listed for work purposes. True story.
Yes, very true. He would take any job at all as long as there was some money involved. You could get him to play weddings and barmitzvahs as well as Carnegie Hall. Truly, the King of the One liners.
One story was he was staying at a hotel and stopped at a wedding, asked for the bride's father and offered to do 15 minutes for $100
Legend has it he worked almost every single day for decades. Even when his wife died he continued to work.
Funny fella. Reminds me of an American Tommy Copper
I was hoping he was gonna open up with, "Take my wife, Please!" LOL
me too
I don't remember a show called Bizarre but I love Henny G!!
Show was produced in Canada.
You missed something ... dare I say it ... bizarre. (Couldn't help myself.) It was a weird and wonderful 30 minutes, truly off the wall. You can find more clips on UA-cam.
Henny was one of a kind. great comedian. some his jokes are stupid and still funny.
I found some more of Youngman's jokes in the doctor category. some are in this skit but most aren't. enjoy :)
Doctor Jokes
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!"
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
Goodfellas brought me here. Check out the band member at 4:03. lol.
he needs a wheelchair...
I wonder what show that was??? I remember reading about the movie “Goodfellas” from 1990. Henny Youngman was in it . They could not get him to understand that it was a movie , so they just let him do his stand up joke routines. Hahahahha. Priceless.. . He couldn’t care less that it was a big production holly wood movie. Ahhhhh hahahahaha
𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖊 ❔
GoodFellas!
When you crack up the Band, you're funny.......
@TheLousyCafe1960 - - You are absolutely correct how his delivery made these jokes so funny. In fact, as I am typing this reply now, I'm laughing even though I have heard him tell these stories many times. I thought his story about the two hearses was really good. Take my reply as a compliment, please!
I laugh at it because to me this style of comedy is fresh and original, and not long and drawn out like modern routines. So I guess it depends on how old you are. I've really never heard jokes like this, shit, I've never even been to a proper barber.
This is what you call rapid fire delivery.
Henny Youngman jokes demand a rapid-fire delivery. Deliver them wrong, you'll be fired rapidly.
The band lol
Wow. "Bizarre". Thought I was the only one who knew about this show.
Apparently, Henny was on "Bizarre" more than once - a line he said on the show that's not on this video was, "This band should disband."
Great comic...there was no one quite like Henny!
F_cking great show......i miss it..
thanks
OMG he's funny!
Youngman in "GoodFellas": My wife wanted to go somewhere she's never been before---I told her, "Try the kitchen". :D
Funny funny routine.
he has a very fast delivery and his words run together, what did the doctor do the x-rays 0:56? did he flub it saying "touched up"?
tomitstube - I was wondering the same thing. Can't tell what he says there. Sounds like "trusses"...?!
I actually looked this up, and there's a Joey Bishop joke that goes, "I gotta wonderful doctor; I said I couldn't afford the operation, so he touched up the x-rays."
Gotta be what Henny was going for.
@@markread7333 that's it, heard it this time, he actually said "touchded".
Nice
it's the fact the punchline is tagged onto the end of the feedline and belted out in a way that catches you off guard that helps make it funnier than it otherwise would be. That is the secret to this rarely attempted quickfire style.
Full moon tonight ✨️ 😍 💕 I didn't do it ...don't have that sorta power 🔋 no wear wolves sightings yet
HOLY SHIT...as I was hitting the "like" button..he said "I like it"...
DIRECTLY AT 2:39 I AM FUCKING CURSED
Very funny ....puts Norm Macdonald tshame. EASYCALL.
Youngman's comedy sure beats today's politically correct garbage.
I did'nt know Bill Hader played the symbols
1: 25 " I said ' Doctor it hurts when I do that. ' He said 'Don't do that' " Tommy Cooper had a very similar joke. Wonder who did it first.
"Dr Kronikite,"a burlesque routine long before cooper was born
the fooker on the horn can't stop laughing
David Koresh on the cymbals **budda dishhh**
HAHA OMG
BURN!
Fish friar.
Three's Company? Hell. Everybody's stolen that joke.
i thought John Byner's show was titled BIZARRO....not Bizzare
Wrongly titled he's not a youngman.
was it henny that said *I got a million of 'em*?
if so, I stole and altered it.
"I got a million of 'em, and I stole every one". *
Oh, that was Milton Berle. LOL!!!
Gilmore girls ep6 season1
he IS gr8.....
I do not like the mother n law joke, but the rest was amazing.
Also, he stole at least a third of these jokes from old vaudeville comedians like Smith and Dale. I'm pretty sure all of the doctor jokes were lifted straight out of "Dr. Kronkheit And His Only Living Patient."
LMAO!....that was "REAL" comedy...not like today with the swearing idiots like chris rock!
Dont have a problem with a lil swearing BUT if you cant be funny without swearing, you are NOT funny!!!
How is this Bizarre?
he coulda said it better, dip. ;)
It would be great if Henny could speak English, then we could understand his jokes.
I don't understand what he's saying.
This is terrible. I'm glad comedy today is subversive, eclectic, diverse, confessional and challenging, instead of this corny, stale, easy, by-the-book garbage. Like, I fully appreciate Henny Youngman's influence and how important he was for his time, but I'm really happy that this style of humor has since been shelved.
This was the stuff you would see on television when everything was censored.
Sad that henny didn’t come to Jesus Christ, many will say on judgement day… I believe…. But it will be to late!
Cry out to Jesus Christ the messiah while he is near! Don’t die without him!
Wait a minute now, are you saying Jesus-christ Is Lord that Jesus Christ the messiah is the one that should be worshipped instead of all the other ones? Well I am in trouble then, so who is Jesus-christ Is Bored, Jesus Christ the Messy, Jesus Christ the Carpenter is late or even Jesus Christ the bloody plumber didn't turn up?
About as funny as piles.
As funny as your are handsome.
This guy is not funny. Like many comedians he just has people write garbage material for him and he learns how to deliver it. Anyone could do that.