Bizarre - Henny Youngman

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  • @frankvan228
    @frankvan228 2 роки тому +15

    I never get tired of Henny may he rest in peace. He brought laughter and joy to many people.

  • @Sam_the_Sham_and_the_Pharoahs
    @Sam_the_Sham_and_the_Pharoahs 2 роки тому +7

    Man worked everyday of his life.

  • @davidbspamboy
    @davidbspamboy 9 років тому +37

    Love how the musicians keep cracking up

  • @wisergreener7394
    @wisergreener7394 5 років тому +8

    3:36 "Where's his wheel-chair" LOL!

  • @JeffW77
    @JeffW77 14 років тому +21

    I dig how the trombone player and the percussionist are both breaking up on every joke. That must have been an INSANE show to work on. Ty for posting.

    • @garyrasberryjr.552
      @garyrasberryjr.552 4 місяці тому +1

      That last joke was too much for the trombone player. Couldn't even play.

  • @roccalumera1294
    @roccalumera1294 7 років тому +34

    Are you the Fish Friar? No I'm the Chip Monk. Henny you're the Best!

  • @spideraxis
    @spideraxis 11 років тому +5

    King of the one liners and he was the greatest.

  • @MMMarvelous
    @MMMarvelous 7 місяців тому +1

    These are some of his greatest hits. The ChipMonk, the Wheelchair, and one of my favorites, the Funeral Procession. One of his best jokes that's missing here is The Smuggler, look that one up. That joke has always been my favorite.

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 5 років тому +15

    One of the quickest, sharpest, clean comedians in the business. Shalom Henny, rest in peace.

    • @westcoast_johnny
      @westcoast_johnny 2 роки тому +2

      He wasn’t clean, he had many vulgar jokes, saying the “C” word about women, etc.

  • @lighthouse44
    @lighthouse44 12 років тому +24

    I love watching the trombone player crack up after every joke, especially the last one. Funny!

  • @andymassingham
    @andymassingham 4 роки тому +6

    Perfect, actually! I LOVE the quick music hall stings. Trombonist didn’t play a note for laughing.

  • @Vendzor
    @Vendzor 8 років тому +25

    "Saturday night at the Copa was for wives, but Friday night was always for the girlfriends"

  • @Lockemeister
    @Lockemeister 11 років тому +13

    the funeral procession joke is priceless

    • @kevinlittlefield4994
      @kevinlittlefield4994 Рік тому +1

      One of my favorites also. I am no comedian, but I have told it many times.

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 Рік тому +1

    Rest in peace brilliant comic, Henny!

  • @ncub8
    @ncub8 15 років тому +7

    Henny was amazing.

  • @IndianaParkWars
    @IndianaParkWars 12 років тому +17

    I take my wife everywhere, but she always finds her way back home. lol

  • @IamTaliaIsrael
    @IamTaliaIsrael Рік тому +2

    Henny was funny 🤣😂 great guy really amusing 🤣😂

  • @garychambers5850
    @garychambers5850 3 роки тому +5

    My wife wanted to go on vacation. She said take me somewhere where I never been before! So I took her in the kitchen! 😂

  • @rubenk6
    @rubenk6 8 років тому +27

    GoodFellas brought me here

  • @eshaw2115
    @eshaw2115 5 років тому +2

    4:03 The joke was so funny the guy in back couldn't play his instrument.

  • @j-r-m7775
    @j-r-m7775 11 років тому +15

    "Where's his wheelchair" f'n beautiful

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 7 років тому +3

      If he said that joke at Berkely today, they'd probably kill him.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 5 років тому +4

    "are you the fish fryer? no, i'm the chip monk."

  • @spideraxis5582
    @spideraxis5582 7 років тому +2

    King of the one liners.

  • @sonsofguns1903
    @sonsofguns1903 Рік тому +1

    Henny kills it!

  • @ezedikeohamadike9003
    @ezedikeohamadike9003 3 роки тому +2

    He's brilliant

  • @roelverheggen7768
    @roelverheggen7768 9 років тому +9

    haha watch that trombone-musician !

  • @reyybarra390
    @reyybarra390 3 роки тому +1

    Frickin Hillarious!!!!😆😆😆

  • @lighthouse44
    @lighthouse44 15 років тому +2

    Great stuff. Check out the guy on the trombone, he was cracking up after almost every joke. LOL!!!

  • @keithpurduecroft
    @keithpurduecroft 6 років тому +5

    Funniest part was watching the musicians trying to keep playing.

  • @wickedshadesproductions5254
    @wickedshadesproductions5254 2 роки тому +1

    The violin has nothing to do with his act and I love it

  • @fredbazoo
    @fredbazoo 10 років тому +5

    Strangely enough I remember this show. John Bynes was nuts and had a great show and sense if humour.

    • @RugbyGuide
      @RugbyGuide 2 роки тому

      I remember it as a kid with the honks, etc. when they swore.

  • @XZXZXZXZ-j1o
    @XZXZXZXZ-j1o 4 місяці тому +1

    GEVALT!!! 😂

  • @tomsreviews238
    @tomsreviews238 4 роки тому +4

    Love Henny Youngman, If you make just a few changes, you have Rodney. BTW, the last joke was classic and hysterical.

  • @remeyrune6009
    @remeyrune6009 Рік тому +1

    My goodness he was one of the best comedians out there. No dirty jokes, swearing, making fun of people.

  • @Ledprostate
    @Ledprostate 7 років тому +6

    His facial expression is half the humor!

    • @PenisMcWhirtar
      @PenisMcWhirtar 5 років тому +3

      I know, it's a combination of him smiling at his own jokes and smiling at the audience's reaction and trying to be serious and remember the next joke. Love it!

  • @DerekWilliamsMusic
    @DerekWilliamsMusic 6 років тому +1

    Love this!

  • @RayNDeere
    @RayNDeere 12 років тому +32

    The final joke is the perfect finsh. Trombone player completely lost it.

    • @garychambers5850
      @garychambers5850 3 роки тому +2

      That was hilarious!!! Where's his wheel chair LOL!!!!!!!! 🤣

  • @AquariusEddie
    @AquariusEddie 11 років тому +3

    Legend...

  • @fonso1030
    @fonso1030 5 років тому +1

    That trombone is cracking up! 😂

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 3 роки тому +1

    "next time don't drive so fast."

  • @standupcomedycenter2032
    @standupcomedycenter2032 13 років тому +4

    Classic!

  • @jshepard152
    @jshepard152 7 років тому +3

    1:50 Doc, I got shingles...

  • @arvydussibonus1712
    @arvydussibonus1712 7 років тому +17

    Take my wife, please!

  • @FranchiseSHR
    @FranchiseSHR 5 років тому +1

    Alot of good oneliners in this

  • @BeeTee6017
    @BeeTee6017 7 місяців тому

    King of The One Liners 😂😂😂

  • @fmills1583
    @fmills1583 6 років тому +7

    Bruce Lee fought as often as Henny Youngman played the violin.

  • @LouCiro39
    @LouCiro39 12 років тому +7

    I came home one night and found my wife crying. I asked what was wrong. She said that she had baked me a cake and the dog ate it. I told her I would buy her another dog.

  • @island169
    @island169 11 років тому +9

    henny is a fucking legend !!!!! love him

  • @robertdowler5073
    @robertdowler5073 6 років тому +1

    I heard of Henny The funnyman as a kid.

  • @generalbullmoose
    @generalbullmoose 12 років тому +11

    Henny always kept his phone number listed for work purposes. True story.

    • @Bigbadwhitecracker
      @Bigbadwhitecracker 7 років тому +3

      Yes, very true. He would take any job at all as long as there was some money involved. You could get him to play weddings and barmitzvahs as well as Carnegie Hall. Truly, the King of the One liners.

    • @RayNDeere
      @RayNDeere 6 років тому +3

      One story was he was staying at a hotel and stopped at a wedding, asked for the bride's father and offered to do 15 minutes for $100

    • @Leon-zu1wp
      @Leon-zu1wp 3 роки тому +1

      Legend has it he worked almost every single day for decades. Even when his wife died he continued to work.

  • @DavidLeeAndrews
    @DavidLeeAndrews 28 днів тому

    Funny fella. Reminds me of an American Tommy Copper

  • @automaticmilli5136
    @automaticmilli5136 11 років тому +1

    I was hoping he was gonna open up with, "Take my wife, Please!" LOL

  • @Bigbadwhitecracker
    @Bigbadwhitecracker 7 років тому

    I don't remember a show called Bizarre but I love Henny G!!

    • @pgh45rpms
      @pgh45rpms 3 роки тому

      Show was produced in Canada.

    • @grf15
      @grf15 2 роки тому

      You missed something ... dare I say it ... bizarre. (Couldn't help myself.) It was a weird and wonderful 30 minutes, truly off the wall. You can find more clips on UA-cam.

  • @ymousanon4615
    @ymousanon4615 9 років тому +2

    Henny was one of a kind. great comedian. some his jokes are stupid and still funny.
    I found some more of Youngman's jokes in the doctor category. some are in this skit but most aren't. enjoy :)
    Doctor Jokes
    A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
    A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
    My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said, "Cough!"
    The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
    The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
    A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"
    The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
    The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do?" asks the patient. The doctor says, "I'm mad at my neighbor!"
    A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
    "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"
    Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."
    A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
    "Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
    Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."
    I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!

  • @DEADHEAD712
    @DEADHEAD712 10 років тому +5

    Goodfellas brought me here. Check out the band member at 4:03. lol.

  • @bobareeniobobareenio2935
    @bobareeniobobareenio2935 4 роки тому +1

    I wonder what show that was??? I remember reading about the movie “Goodfellas” from 1990. Henny Youngman was in it . They could not get him to understand that it was a movie , so they just let him do his stand up joke routines. Hahahahha. Priceless.. . He couldn’t care less that it was a big production holly wood movie. Ahhhhh hahahahaha

    • @garychambers5850
      @garychambers5850 3 роки тому

      𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖐𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖒𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖊 ❔

  • @ScorseseKubrick
    @ScorseseKubrick 14 років тому +4

    GoodFellas!

  • @stevenj9970
    @stevenj9970 2 роки тому +1

    When you crack up the Band, you're funny.......

  • @coachrv30
    @coachrv30 14 років тому +1

    @TheLousyCafe1960 - - You are absolutely correct how his delivery made these jokes so funny. In fact, as I am typing this reply now, I'm laughing even though I have heard him tell these stories many times. I thought his story about the two hearses was really good. Take my reply as a compliment, please!

  • @Bigkahkistan
    @Bigkahkistan 11 років тому +2

    I laugh at it because to me this style of comedy is fresh and original, and not long and drawn out like modern routines. So I guess it depends on how old you are. I've really never heard jokes like this, shit, I've never even been to a proper barber.

  • @mcbillygoat
    @mcbillygoat 3 роки тому +1

    This is what you call rapid fire delivery.

    • @MotownFan1962
      @MotownFan1962 2 роки тому

      Henny Youngman jokes demand a rapid-fire delivery. Deliver them wrong, you'll be fired rapidly.

  • @kcstoneguy
    @kcstoneguy 4 роки тому +1

    The band lol

  • @SpinningSidekick
    @SpinningSidekick 4 роки тому

    Wow. "Bizarre". Thought I was the only one who knew about this show.

  • @jayjarnold
    @jayjarnold 15 років тому +3

    Apparently, Henny was on "Bizarre" more than once - a line he said on the show that's not on this video was, "This band should disband."
    Great comic...there was no one quite like Henny!

  • @00BillyTorontoBill
    @00BillyTorontoBill 14 років тому

    F_cking great show......i miss it..

  • @drohegda
    @drohegda 7 років тому

    thanks

  • @Bronzebk
    @Bronzebk 3 роки тому +1

    OMG he's funny!

  • @EpicureanWorld
    @EpicureanWorld 12 років тому +3

    Youngman in "GoodFellas": My wife wanted to go somewhere she's never been before---I told her, "Try the kitchen". :D

  • @Rick-tj5iq
    @Rick-tj5iq 5 місяців тому

    Funny funny routine.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 5 років тому

    he has a very fast delivery and his words run together, what did the doctor do the x-rays 0:56? did he flub it saying "touched up"?

    • @markread7333
      @markread7333 5 років тому

      tomitstube - I was wondering the same thing. Can't tell what he says there. Sounds like "trusses"...?!

    • @markread7333
      @markread7333 5 років тому +2

      I actually looked this up, and there's a Joey Bishop joke that goes, "I gotta wonderful doctor; I said I couldn't afford the operation, so he touched up the x-rays."
      Gotta be what Henny was going for.

    • @tomitstube
      @tomitstube 3 роки тому

      @@markread7333 that's it, heard it this time, he actually said "touchded".

  • @bebeysmael1.
    @bebeysmael1. 10 років тому +1

    Nice

  • @ryanbrownnew
    @ryanbrownnew 14 років тому

    it's the fact the punchline is tagged onto the end of the feedline and belted out in a way that catches you off guard that helps make it funnier than it otherwise would be. That is the secret to this rarely attempted quickfire style.

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 7 місяців тому

    Full moon tonight ✨️ 😍 💕 I didn't do it ...don't have that sorta power 🔋 no wear wolves sightings yet

  • @FluxFreeman
    @FluxFreeman 14 років тому

    HOLY SHIT...as I was hitting the "like" button..he said "I like it"...
    DIRECTLY AT 2:39 I AM FUCKING CURSED

  • @johnjepsen4243
    @johnjepsen4243 3 роки тому

    Very funny ....puts Norm Macdonald tshame. EASYCALL.

  • @spideraxis
    @spideraxis 11 років тому +8

    Youngman's comedy sure beats today's politically correct garbage.

  • @coleharbourhunter6495
    @coleharbourhunter6495 3 роки тому

    I did'nt know Bill Hader played the symbols

  • @MikkoAPenttila
    @MikkoAPenttila 5 років тому

    1: 25 " I said ' Doctor it hurts when I do that. ' He said 'Don't do that' " Tommy Cooper had a very similar joke. Wonder who did it first.

    • @zammer8
      @zammer8 3 роки тому

      "Dr Kronikite,"a burlesque routine long before cooper was born

  • @nextinstead
    @nextinstead Рік тому

    the fooker on the horn can't stop laughing

  • @Fan_Made_Videos
    @Fan_Made_Videos 8 років тому +6

    David Koresh on the cymbals **budda dishhh**

  • @SeekerSmith
    @SeekerSmith 3 дні тому

    Fish friar.

  • @flaggstick
    @flaggstick 11 років тому

    Three's Company? Hell. Everybody's stolen that joke.

  • @italy4blktop
    @italy4blktop 13 років тому

    i thought John Byner's show was titled BIZARRO....not Bizzare

  • @walkertongdee
    @walkertongdee 10 років тому

    Wrongly titled he's not a youngman.

  • @lastpirateslife
    @lastpirateslife 11 років тому

    was it henny that said *I got a million of 'em*?
    if so, I stole and altered it.
    "I got a million of 'em, and I stole every one". *

  • @lionwalkproductions
    @lionwalkproductions 8 років тому

    Gilmore girls ep6 season1

  • @acohen1980
    @acohen1980 11 років тому

    he IS gr8.....

  • @SamPapageorge
    @SamPapageorge Місяць тому

    I do not like the mother n law joke, but the rest was amazing.

  • @HoffmanJ25
    @HoffmanJ25 11 років тому +1

    Also, he stole at least a third of these jokes from old vaudeville comedians like Smith and Dale. I'm pretty sure all of the doctor jokes were lifted straight out of "Dr. Kronkheit And His Only Living Patient."

  • @45gunner
    @45gunner 12 років тому +2

    LMAO!....that was "REAL" comedy...not like today with the swearing idiots like chris rock!
    Dont have a problem with a lil swearing BUT if you cant be funny without swearing, you are NOT funny!!!

  • @samsmith4216
    @samsmith4216 2 роки тому

    How is this Bizarre?

  • @lastpirateslife
    @lastpirateslife 11 років тому +1

    he coulda said it better, dip. ;)

  • @cmjingjo
    @cmjingjo 3 роки тому +1

    It would be great if Henny could speak English, then we could understand his jokes.

  • @Alborz-z7m
    @Alborz-z7m 5 місяців тому

    I don't understand what he's saying.

  • @HoffmanJ25
    @HoffmanJ25 11 років тому +1

    This is terrible. I'm glad comedy today is subversive, eclectic, diverse, confessional and challenging, instead of this corny, stale, easy, by-the-book garbage. Like, I fully appreciate Henny Youngman's influence and how important he was for his time, but I'm really happy that this style of humor has since been shelved.

    • @markhyatttynan7522
      @markhyatttynan7522 4 роки тому

      This was the stuff you would see on television when everything was censored.

  • @jesus-christislord3892
    @jesus-christislord3892 3 роки тому

    Sad that henny didn’t come to Jesus Christ, many will say on judgement day… I believe…. But it will be to late!
    Cry out to Jesus Christ the messiah while he is near! Don’t die without him!

    • @johnnycop77
      @johnnycop77 3 роки тому

      Wait a minute now, are you saying Jesus-christ Is Lord that Jesus Christ the messiah is the one that should be worshipped instead of all the other ones? Well I am in trouble then, so who is Jesus-christ Is Bored, Jesus Christ the Messy, Jesus Christ the Carpenter is late or even Jesus Christ the bloody plumber didn't turn up?

  • @burndenpaddock741
    @burndenpaddock741 11 років тому

    About as funny as piles.

    • @grf15
      @grf15 2 роки тому

      As funny as your are handsome.

  • @johnnoeldunningham4566
    @johnnoeldunningham4566 2 роки тому

    This guy is not funny. Like many comedians he just has people write garbage material for him and he learns how to deliver it. Anyone could do that.