Robber pulls gun, liquor store clerk is faster

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Military veteran and liquor store clerk Jon Lewis Alexander pushes away a robber's handgun and shoves a pistol in the man's mouth during an attempted robbery in Marionville, Mo.
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  • @-CrampedStyle-
    @-CrampedStyle- 4 роки тому +22357

    He's probably still walking backwards to this day.

    • @MikeS-um1nm
      @MikeS-um1nm 4 роки тому +135

      HA HA HA HA!!!! That's the best comment I've EVER READ!!!

    • @_jiratena7113
      @_jiratena7113 4 роки тому +507

      after that my man just walked back into the womb to start over

    • @sightseer1027
      @sightseer1027 4 роки тому +26

      loooool

    • @nikmar1338
      @nikmar1338 4 роки тому +105

      Legend has it that he is walking the sea floor backward and is heading to Europe

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 4 роки тому +7

      lmao funny man

  • @jessekaiman5182
    @jessekaiman5182 3 роки тому +7558

    "GIVE ME ALL THE-... space I need to back out the store."

  • @meanmr.mustard9485
    @meanmr.mustard9485 4 роки тому +38918

    One of the biggest “understandable, have a nice day” moments in history

    • @lumos4768
      @lumos4768 4 роки тому +1676

      Customer: you see this gun?
      Cashier: i think this one's better.
      Customer : understandable, have a nice day.

    • @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967
      @talimbeingaverythriftyghor5967 4 роки тому +333

      i can hear that 'text to speech' voices

    • @milosblagojevic5899
      @milosblagojevic5899 4 роки тому +80

      there were probably bigger ones but this one is epic too

    • @MrKoraalrif
      @MrKoraalrif 4 роки тому +25

      Was about to comment the exact same thing lol

    • @superfan364
      @superfan364 4 роки тому +136

      "Call an ambulance!.. but not for me"

  • @osho5996
    @osho5996 Рік тому +3457

    Robber: ''this is a gun''
    Clerk: ''no THIS is a gun''

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Рік тому +24

      I like imagining that the clerk didn't just shoot him because, "he wasn't worth getting blood all over my store room over."

    • @jeanengstrom1267
      @jeanengstrom1267 Рік тому +3

      Punk peashooter.38 😏 vs. 9mm ☠️😈👍

    • @U5ER8
      @U5ER8 Рік тому +3

      theyre both guns

    • @osho5996
      @osho5996 Рік тому +2

      @U5ER8 not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo Рік тому +3

      Crocodile Dundee? Nah we got Eagle Detroit

  • @David-ov8cd
    @David-ov8cd 3 роки тому +34593

    “Bob this is your fourth try this week, get out, you’re embarrassing yourself”

    • @zkittlezthabanditt604
      @zkittlezthabanditt604 3 роки тому +414

      Lmao

    • @nicnic2520
      @nicnic2520 3 роки тому +663

      Nah nah nah it's how us Mericans say hi

    • @notavailable8201
      @notavailable8201 3 роки тому +990

      @@nicnic2520 Yep and when we pull the trigger that's our way of saying goodbye 😎

    • @nicnic2520
      @nicnic2520 3 роки тому +194

      @@notavailable8201 lmfao

    • @spof7795
      @spof7795 3 роки тому +189

      @@nicnic2520 as an American I can confirm this

  • @rambo2810
    @rambo2810 4 роки тому +6365

    “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”

  • @nathanaelluisdesousa4938
    @nathanaelluisdesousa4938 3 роки тому +5130

    "this is a robbery!"
    *clerk pulls out gun*
    "Yes, it is."

    • @americanpirate2091
      @americanpirate2091 3 роки тому +21

      Ooh , how funny would That have been 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 , taking the Thief's gun and wallet.

    • @darylcarr8283
      @darylcarr8283 3 роки тому +11

      THAT's what needed to happen here! See how many of these so-called "cowboys" and "thugs" are really willing to risk that "UNO Reverse Card" being pulled on them!

    • @Budgness
      @Budgness 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @StonedAKhana
      @StonedAKhana 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooo

    • @fishsmell2570
      @fishsmell2570 3 роки тому +1

      Put all your money in the till

  • @marcusfelton-wo2vx
    @marcusfelton-wo2vx Рік тому +670

    He had mercy on dude. he was in his legal right to shoot.

    • @jackk8093
      @jackk8093 4 місяці тому +138

      He learned from the last time that brain matter is hard to clean.

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 4 місяці тому +9

      ​@@jackk8093 Sticky...

    • @madcatmk213
      @madcatmk213 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jackk8093 oof

    • @brontewcat
      @brontewcat 3 місяці тому +35

      For which fact I thank God every day I am not American.

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 3 місяці тому

      @@brontewcatlmao ok commie

  • @joeking3181
    @joeking3181 3 роки тому +8339

    “This store ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

    • @gdburger5453
      @gdburger5453 3 роки тому +113

      From one legend to another, I tip my hat

    • @murwolflives
      @murwolflives 3 роки тому +31

      @@gdburger5453 rattle snake Jake

    • @JoJ0estar
      @JoJ0estar 3 роки тому +18

      AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAaaaaAAA
      - Jimmy Barnes

    • @gdwe608
      @gdwe608 3 роки тому +10

      Where is this dialogue from??

    • @user-ns3cy9zg4n
      @user-ns3cy9zg4n 3 роки тому +7

      @@JoJ0estar *AAAAEAAAAEAAAA AAAAA*
      - lion king styled dead cowboy

  • @filip93
    @filip93 5 років тому +23882

    *The most realistic "no u" moment in human history*

  • @akiolukban6645
    @akiolukban6645 3 роки тому +13316

    Robber:*pulls out gun*
    Clerk: "Just another Tuesday"

    • @LuckyBoy-fh3rq
      @LuckyBoy-fh3rq 3 роки тому +62

      damn 😂😂

    • @vim6459
      @vim6459 3 роки тому +31

      Lol savage

    • @krel9875
      @krel9875 3 роки тому +61

      You were so close. It was actually a wednesday

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 3 роки тому +16

      "I-it's Wednesday today.."

    • @LuckyBoy-fh3rq
      @LuckyBoy-fh3rq 3 роки тому +3

      @@raialasio1574 already?? i think today is sunday

  • @shalenmathew980
    @shalenmathew980 Рік тому +161

    Dude was so fast, the robber brain took couple of seconds to realize that it was a gun

  • @jamesbondiv4072
    @jamesbondiv4072 4 роки тому +6466

    Thief: "There's no need to be unreasonable."

    • @m4rs12
      @m4rs12 4 роки тому +161

      I want to apologize 😂

    • @FlyingNazgul-wm1dv
      @FlyingNazgul-wm1dv 4 роки тому

      Not a thief but a robber

    • @josephwhelan192
      @josephwhelan192 4 роки тому +7

      Whoa cowboy! There’s no need for violence.

    • @marcusbeck4656
      @marcusbeck4656 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 4 роки тому +4

      Clerk:theres always a need to be unreasonable

  • @mpvetb
    @mpvetb 3 роки тому +22673

    "You want to go home and rethink your life."
    "I want to go home and rethink my life."

    • @Wistraine
      @Wistraine 3 роки тому +423

      I thought the cat's arm in your profile picture was a dildo for a sec. What in the earth is with me these days... 🗿

    • @billw.5030
      @billw.5030 3 роки тому +283

      You wanna buy some deathsticks?

    • @edwardofhydeiii666
      @edwardofhydeiii666 3 роки тому +128

      ✌These are not the droids your looking for✌

    • @jaygatsby1924
      @jaygatsby1924 3 роки тому +47

      this got me
      i shall sleep in comfort now
      thank you
      3:23am

    • @briantemple8643
      @briantemple8643 3 роки тому +29

      Why do I get the feeling you're gonna be the death of me

  • @tuffOG
    @tuffOG 3 роки тому +8067

    Few seconds before “Hey Ron, Hey Billy”.

  • @bigbadbubba099
    @bigbadbubba099 Рік тому +420

    This gentleman was so cool and fast to respond that it was impressive. Thats the kind of person that deserves his concealed carry license.

    • @johnpauljones9310
      @johnpauljones9310 Рік тому

      It's legal to arm yourself in your place of business.

    • @thomasgladwin2975
      @thomasgladwin2975 Рік тому +30

      Who tf are you to decide does and doesn’t deserve to carry?

    • @bigbadbubba099
      @bigbadbubba099 Рік тому +27

      @@thomasgladwin2975 I didn't decide anything ....someone else gave him the privilege. Good thing they did.

    • @thomasgladwin2975
      @thomasgladwin2975 Рік тому +26

      @@bigbadbubba099 God gave him the privilege, licenses are an infringement.

    • @jonetyson
      @jonetyson Рік тому +14

      No, the shopkeeper made a very serious mistake not to pull the trigger: There was a good chance at that moment that he was going to get shot by the robber.

  • @MVPerry
    @MVPerry 3 роки тому +89036

    Uno reverse card irl

    • @theuwuguy6175
      @theuwuguy6175 3 роки тому +566

      Hey MVPerry didn't expect you to be here

    • @hsxd4697
      @hsxd4697 3 роки тому +47

      yooo

    • @erlidigtXD
      @erlidigtXD 3 роки тому +69

      Hey MV...how did you get here??

    • @smith806
      @smith806 3 роки тому +26

      Lmaoooooo way underrated

    • @mariahgreen7625
      @mariahgreen7625 3 роки тому +13

      Be quiet your starting drama -.-

  • @amalia2390
    @amalia2390 4 роки тому +22959

    *I can confidently say this was the hardest uno reverse card I’ve seen in a while*

    • @Genki1030
      @Genki1030 4 роки тому +312

      *Robber pulls out gun*
      Robber:give me the money
      Cashier:

    • @babyboy2538
      @babyboy2538 4 роки тому +35

      LMAO, 2nd comment

    • @KodaGD
      @KodaGD 4 роки тому +26

      Third comment, under a comment, that has 1,2 thousand likes

    • @nalaski64
      @nalaski64 4 роки тому +5

      I’m fifth :D

    • @cammosniper4269
      @cammosniper4269 4 роки тому +1

      I’m 7eventh

  • @calemerton3328
    @calemerton3328 3 роки тому +8114

    This vid has the vibe that the “call an ambulance but not for me” vid wanted to have

  • @kishoredoodnath3862
    @kishoredoodnath3862 Рік тому +16

    That cashier was so in control. He was not trigger happy at all. Respect.

    • @snicklesnockle7263
      @snicklesnockle7263 Рік тому

      Yeah. Respect for letting that maniac live to rob someone else.

  • @TexasPlinking
    @TexasPlinking 3 роки тому +81433

    "Call an ambulance!!"
    "But not for me..."

  • @calebstevenson6069
    @calebstevenson6069 4 роки тому +5080

    You can see this guys’ brain go like “*loading*” when the cashier pulls the gun

    • @mrsockery
      @mrsockery 4 роки тому +75

      Joyful John he took his time to look at the gun and was like “yeah no imma just head out”

    • @AngstyToons
      @AngstyToons 4 роки тому +41

      the moron didnt think it through lmao

    • @hunterbranson4387
      @hunterbranson4387 4 роки тому +48

      **dial up sounds**

    • @SuchRyanmuchgaming
      @SuchRyanmuchgaming 4 роки тому +14

      Hunter Branson xD

    • @Ace-zo7fl
      @Ace-zo7fl 4 роки тому

      1000th liker

  • @kunnagel1928
    @kunnagel1928 3 роки тому +3757

    You know he’s thought of that scenario for years.

    • @hitblank2320
      @hitblank2320 3 роки тому +23

      Lmfao

    • @thelikebutton7290
      @thelikebutton7290 3 роки тому +154

      Or maybe this ain’t his first rodeo

    • @niksatt4843
      @niksatt4843 3 роки тому +83

      Bruh he's lived through this scenario. Read body language.

    • @niksatt4843
      @niksatt4843 3 роки тому +29

      @@iliyajavadian lol I didn't even read the description and I could tell dude had seen some shit in his day.

    • @swappedoutZ71
      @swappedoutZ71 3 роки тому +2

      Except he was probably wishing it would have been a black guy

  • @raymonddon8875
    @raymonddon8875 Рік тому +79

    not only was he fast, but damn was he smooooooth!

  • @GamerRusith
    @GamerRusith 6 років тому +9910

    You can see the exact moment he realised he messed up.

    • @worsethanjoerogan8061
      @worsethanjoerogan8061 5 років тому +87

      Instant regret

    • @Shadow977
      @Shadow977 5 років тому +205

      "It was at this moment that the robber knew. He fucked up"

    • @daehkcidemos
      @daehkcidemos 5 років тому +3

      Sonicthehedgehoggamer wtf

    • @josuke6869
      @josuke6869 5 років тому +5

      @Sonicthehedgehoggamer the fuck

    • @abovenbeyond2826
      @abovenbeyond2826 5 років тому +4

      @Sonicthehedgehoggamer that's not even funny wtf.

  • @blurr5582
    @blurr5582 3 роки тому +5235

    The dude straight up was like “understandable, have a nice day” and backed off

    • @radzieckigraczproductions3
      @radzieckigraczproductions3 3 роки тому +2

      1.1k likes and only 3 replies (including mine lol)

    • @enjer
      @enjer 3 роки тому +2

      @@radzieckigraczproductions3 yes

    • @trstfsrg8244
      @trstfsrg8244 3 роки тому +7

      What else was he supposed to do? Gun to his head and he probably had no intention of shooting just a scare tactic

    • @andrewheagwood5950
      @andrewheagwood5950 3 роки тому +6

      @@trstfsrg8244 are you really? Wow... just fucking wow.

    • @scribese7en
      @scribese7en 3 роки тому +4

      @@andrewheagwood5950 He'll put it together eventually.

  • @smiles5054
    @smiles5054 4 роки тому +3885

    “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us pal”

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 4 роки тому +51

      It’s high noon
      Jk it’s 8:00 in the morning and I have school

    • @bangivesnofucks5395
      @bangivesnofucks5395 4 роки тому +1

      LMFAO

    • @vnr4_953
      @vnr4_953 4 роки тому +8

      Why do you have less likes than that girl that said," hes been preparing for this his whole life" thats like a low tier comment yours is top-tier lmao

    • @ammyowl473
      @ammyowl473 4 роки тому

      Profile pick checks out

    • @sheeliwalters6814
      @sheeliwalters6814 4 роки тому +1

      Don't you mean
      " this store ain't big enough for the two of us "

  • @MACROSS2KYTB
    @MACROSS2KYTB Рік тому +69

    Don’t ever underestimate any opponent you could ever face, you can never have any idea about what it really is.

  • @theleaf4
    @theleaf4 2 роки тому +20985

    Robber: “This is a robbery”
    Clerk: “PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG”

    • @16998262
      @16998262 2 роки тому +143

      'THANKs'

    • @Falcon-xj1qn
      @Falcon-xj1qn 2 роки тому +112

      Damn this comment made me fall off my chair

    • @dovahbear0
      @dovahbear0 2 роки тому +88

      In the register*

    • @yidy1
      @yidy1 2 роки тому +4

      😀😀

    • @J_Da_Don
      @J_Da_Don 2 роки тому +10

      @@16998262 "What the hell's the matter with ya you let me go!" -turns head- "cut him off at the lobby and call the cops!"

  • @phillyz_9902
    @phillyz_9902 5 років тому +23129

    *pulls out uno reverse card out of his back pocket*

    • @DtheEvil
      @DtheEvil 5 років тому +211

      Underrated comment 👌

    • @shitpostcentraI
      @shitpostcentraI 5 років тому +241

      @@sibx8 underrated response

    • @prot07ype87
      @prot07ype87 5 років тому +105

      *"no u"*

    • @chrisg2378
      @chrisg2378 5 років тому +42

      @@sibx8 that reply is so underrated.

    • @-Robert
      @-Robert 5 років тому +20

      @@DtheEvil this is literally a fucking day old

  • @erickjr9
    @erickjr9 3 роки тому +5504

    Robber: "Give me the money, this is a robbery"
    Clerk: "Indeed"

  • @Fishermang709
    @Fishermang709 Рік тому +16

    Good restraint for not popping the guy.

  • @xXThorsMjolnirXx
    @xXThorsMjolnirXx 2 роки тому +21351

    And the swiftness of the store clerk is still talked about today.

    • @thebrinx9632
      @thebrinx9632 2 роки тому +464

      With the Big Iron on his hip (Marty Robbins would be pleased with your comment)

    • @KnifesIOS
      @KnifesIOS 2 роки тому +96

      Big iron babyyyyy

    • @strongholds12
      @strongholds12 2 роки тому +86

      Clumsy and slow. He was lucky the robber was worse

    • @plr_jack
      @plr_jack 2 роки тому +344

      Though he might have went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he tried to match the store clerk with the big iron on his hip.

    • @animefan1246
      @animefan1246 2 роки тому +290

      @@strongholds12 uh-oh, we've got a badass over here

  • @SW12234
    @SW12234 3 роки тому +4311

    Robber: *"This is a robbery!"*
    Clerk: _"Yes, yes it is."_

  • @Alex-ke1qz
    @Alex-ke1qz 3 роки тому +4621

    Robber: this is a robbery
    Cashier: no it’s not
    Robber: no it’s not

  • @DCFunBud
    @DCFunBud 11 місяців тому +14

    That was INCREDIBLE! That store clerk was smooth operator.

  • @RabidlyTaboo
    @RabidlyTaboo 2 роки тому +5119

    "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
    Clerk: "Yeah. empty your pockets."

  • @MohanRaj-sq4eq
    @MohanRaj-sq4eq 4 роки тому +5944

    That dude: Are you gonna die for few bucks?
    Cashier: “someone is”
    *pulls out a gun casually*

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 роки тому +88

      This guy has to be the owner, cashiers aren't supposed to defend their employer's cash, they aren't paid to risk their life to protect some random person's insured money, aren't trained at self defence, and that's not their job.

    • @hewad378
      @hewad378 4 роки тому +21

      I understood that reference!

    • @vartebugge
      @vartebugge 4 роки тому +8

      Nice reference ;)

    • @oussamamessai5646
      @oussamamessai5646 4 роки тому +7

      I see what you did here

    • @vartebugge
      @vartebugge 4 роки тому +7

      Alex Obey I don’t think that’s what he did, it’s a Game Of Thrones reference

  • @1iqk71
    @1iqk71 2 роки тому +74993

    "This is a robbery"
    "No it's not"
    "Correct"

  • @jooei2810
    @jooei2810 Рік тому +14

    Today that clerk would be prosecuted for inflicting emotional damage to the robber.

    • @Lichcrafter
      @Lichcrafter 3 місяці тому +1

      Naw because the robber was white

    • @eh1702
      @eh1702 3 місяці тому

      @@Lichcrafter why do right-whiners have to constantly make up sxxx and pretend other people say ut?

  • @frostspark8321
    @frostspark8321 3 роки тому +3809

    Robber: *This is a robbery*
    Clerk: *And this is a gun*

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 3 роки тому +20

      And this is a door. I’ll head out it now

    • @Spaghettineck
      @Spaghettineck 3 роки тому +2

      “And THIS” - Doug Demurro

    • @stratmod5594
      @stratmod5594 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nPAj-QWw8oA/v-deo.html

    • @evilishlight2102
      @evilishlight2102 3 роки тому +1

      @MEH vid is shit stop self promoting

    • @lexe2335
      @lexe2335 3 роки тому

      Lolll

  • @mocha_ni_monica9487
    @mocha_ni_monica9487 3 роки тому +6410

    I love how the robber just froze, looked down, processed the situation and just went like"have a nice day"

    • @mierzhen
      @mierzhen 3 роки тому +86

      "I understand, have a nice day."

    • @zebfox011
      @zebfox011 3 роки тому +33

      Nope the guy dared the clerk and came around the counter. They didn't show the entire thing.

    • @nathandrums0
      @nathandrums0 3 роки тому +36

      “Understandable, have a nice day”

    • @iamanevutable981
      @iamanevutable981 3 роки тому +7

      That's how assassins face Putin.

    • @Moiii_00
      @Moiii_00 3 роки тому +2

      @@iamanevutable981 bruhh☠️

  • @icecreamlarry8622
    @icecreamlarry8622 4 роки тому +3796

    Clerk: *pulls out gun to his face*
    Thief: "I want to apologize"

  • @alfredpeasant5980
    @alfredpeasant5980 Рік тому +16

    This never gets old

  • @FLOODEDxOUT
    @FLOODEDxOUT 4 роки тому +5007

    Robber: *Tries to pull out gun*
    Cashier: “We don’t do that here”

  • @murphyjacob2842
    @murphyjacob2842 4 роки тому +44971

    Cashier: *pulls gun faster*
    Thief: understandable. Have a nice day..

    • @Mel7eds
      @Mel7eds 4 роки тому +57

      camo man I done that all the time on bo2

    • @pizza1540
      @pizza1540 4 роки тому +293

      Thief: Wait, you also have a gun
      Cashier: Always Has Been

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 4 роки тому +68

      4 days later still gets arrested, charged with armed robbery lol

    • @hthree7857
      @hthree7857 4 роки тому +10

      *great

    • @funtimenetwork
      @funtimenetwork 4 роки тому +25

      Robber (examiner actually): yes you passed the real world practical.

  • @mcguzzy03
    @mcguzzy03 3 роки тому +3372

    Robber: “Give me the money”
    Clerk: *”Not today sunny”*

    • @omarnagy2889
      @omarnagy2889 3 роки тому +7

      Not today honey would have been better no hate tho

    • @BangMaster96
      @BangMaster96 3 роки тому +9

      Man, i am sunny and i was excited for the money

    • @ABC-op2nz
      @ABC-op2nz 3 роки тому +6

      @@BangMaster96 but instead you got nothing and it was fooking funny

    • @Misterbeaets
      @Misterbeaets 3 роки тому

      A sec ago this had 666 likes

    • @wajalama
      @wajalama 3 роки тому

      "Give me rent"

  • @Strard
    @Strard Місяць тому +1

    "You're getting mugged"
    "No, you're getting mugged"
    "Ah, how the hell does that even work!?"

  • @mistermoses8775
    @mistermoses8775 2 роки тому +7508

    This is the greatest case of "call ambulance... But not for me!" I've ever seen

    • @thereal7080
      @thereal7080 2 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @pcostyle11
      @pcostyle11 2 роки тому +7

      Exactly hahaha

    • @funiman125
      @funiman125 2 роки тому

      @@pcostyle11 yeah

    • @pcostyle11
      @pcostyle11 2 роки тому +23

      Damn i love the USA for that ! Here in canada the store owner would go in jail even if he was vitcim of a crime

    • @dragonflyswataswata5135
      @dragonflyswataswata5135 2 роки тому +7

      @@pcostyle11 that actually happens sometimes in the US as well so it's not uncommon ot just happens to colored individuals a little more either when the public wants to talk about racism or when a black gets shot or dies

  • @CrabmanReturns
    @CrabmanReturns 2 роки тому +16833

    Robber: I don’t wanna fight just put the money in the bag
    Cashier: I wouldn’t want to fight me neither

    • @G0rdito_Sabroso
      @G0rdito_Sabroso 2 роки тому +193

      I love these Spider-Man references

    • @jaiharyana2576
      @jaiharyana2576 2 роки тому +20

      Always take a grenade with you if the scenerio in the video happens with you and you're the robber just back off and after some time come back open the stores door a bit and toss a grenade..you will not get any money but your revenge will be completed and self esteem will be restored....

    • @brianbird3756
      @brianbird3756 2 роки тому +5

      Cashier: You'd think there were 10 of me

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 роки тому +3

      I wonder why there's hardly any comments about his race? Hmm

    • @roberts4406
      @roberts4406 2 роки тому +6

      @@G0rdito_Sabroso and the fact there's so many makes it even better

  • @PyroPuffs777
    @PyroPuffs777 3 роки тому +46308

    Robber: “This is a stick up”
    Cashier: “Yes, it is, put your money in the register”

    • @SupaFonzy
      @SupaFonzy 3 роки тому +1045

      Ohhh shit.

    • @sue2611
      @sue2611 3 роки тому +406

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Havorsenn
      @Havorsenn 3 роки тому +141

      @Kenneth Peralta ?

    • @MrFrog-rc3zx
      @MrFrog-rc3zx 3 роки тому +90

      I am a liar you are a liar. I am a thief and you are a thief. I am an adulterer and murderer at heart just as you are. Let’s face it we are all evil. We cause other people pain. But God still loves us no matter what we do. Even though God is perfect he still loves our imperfect selves. We don’t deserve to go to heaven yet he found a way for us too. Jesus Christ died on the cross to take the punishment for our sin. He paid the fine for our crime. Because he was punished we are able to walk free and we are saved from the lake of fire. So take the free gift of salvation given out of love today and trust in Christ. Thanks for reading. God Bless You

    • @colouredbleach4430
      @colouredbleach4430 3 роки тому +188

      @@MrFrog-rc3zx ez on the crack lol

  • @Zelphyn
    @Zelphyn Рік тому +17

    This man better be promoted, or at least get a pay raise.

    • @lilolme69
      @lilolme69 7 місяців тому +1

      Prolly got fired. This is a big no-no. Never stop a thief if you work there.

  • @edvinjaeismael263
    @edvinjaeismael263 3 роки тому +9264

    Robber: "this is a roberry"
    Clerk: *pull outs a gun*
    Robber: "It's just a prank bro"

    • @nuge7415
      @nuge7415 3 роки тому +38

      underrated comment

    • @teguhilhami5894
      @teguhilhami5894 3 роки тому +14

      Under ated

    • @rej6419
      @rej6419 3 роки тому +64

      **points at the security camera**

    • @frzsri2018
      @frzsri2018 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated moment

    • @ChesnokOrNot
      @ChesnokOrNot 3 роки тому +11

      I love eating roberries, they taste so good

  • @skiermac4679
    @skiermac4679 3 роки тому +21841

    Robber: “this is a robbery!”
    Clerk: “You’re right, now gimme all your money!”

  • @readmelancholystrumpetmaster
    @readmelancholystrumpetmaster 3 роки тому +8016

    Both handled this incident about as coolly as anyone can imagine.

    • @niga3
      @niga3 3 роки тому +296

      Yeah, legit looks like something out a fucking movie

    • @whothisyouyouiswho3405
      @whothisyouyouiswho3405 3 роки тому +23

      same race....not hating i know my race would give a close casket to they fellow racers in that situation

    • @mannb1023
      @mannb1023 3 роки тому +133

      @@whothisyouyouiswho3405 ?

    • @user-cd6mj7if1h
      @user-cd6mj7if1h 3 роки тому +69

      @@whothisyouyouiswho3405 !??

    • @whothisyouyouiswho3405
      @whothisyouyouiswho3405 3 роки тому +26

      @@user-cd6mj7if1h imagine if it were 2 mexicans or black....one would be on the floor

  • @constantinelheman
    @constantinelheman Рік тому +6

    Handled proper like a professional.

  • @dimfuturefilms9070
    @dimfuturefilms9070 3 роки тому +2139

    Clerk: *Pulls gun*
    Robber: "I'd like to apologise"

    • @gurpremsingh
      @gurpremsingh 3 роки тому +53

      Robber: "I have made a severe lapse in judgement".

    • @mujtabaqureshi9236
      @mujtabaqureshi9236 3 роки тому +38

      woah that GtaV logic😂

    • @ajeje1996
      @ajeje1996 3 роки тому +11

      "Let me begin my four-parts apology"

    • @whiteknob7944
      @whiteknob7944 3 роки тому +5

      I’ve really messed up here... perhaps we call it a wash?

    • @aaronbalchand5475
      @aaronbalchand5475 3 роки тому +4

      “I sincerely apologize for misjudging your will to behold firearms and swift reaction times. Allow me to exit now”

  • @samgraef3028
    @samgraef3028 4 роки тому +3352

    Robber: Pulls gun
    Cashier: “how bout a magic trick?”

  • @gatoconcapuchaa
    @gatoconcapuchaa 3 роки тому +3917

    Robber: “Give me the money”
    Clerk: ”No, u”

  • @Juan-pp3mc
    @Juan-pp3mc Рік тому +3

    Man has dexterity equipped

  • @candidatesforsuicide1751
    @candidatesforsuicide1751 3 роки тому +2617

    Robber: “open the register”
    Clerk: “open your mouth”

    • @itsmeyourluck7302
      @itsmeyourluck7302 3 роки тому +51

      That's kinda sus

    • @justpizza9215
      @justpizza9215 3 роки тому +22

      @@itsmeyourluck7302 I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣😭

    • @lightterror3304
      @lightterror3304 3 роки тому +5

      @@itsmeyourluck7302 if u dont understand watch the johnny johnny animation from narmak

    • @alexroyuela3612
      @alexroyuela3612 3 роки тому +6

      Just waiting for the dirty comments to show up

    • @lightterror3304
      @lightterror3304 3 роки тому +7

      @@alexroyuela3612 thats what she said

  • @wallypop2947
    @wallypop2947 3 роки тому +5165

    Robber - “Do you sell guns like these?”
    Clerk - “No we only sell this one!”
    Robber - “Ok never mind.”

  • @ZiziToutMou
    @ZiziToutMou 4 роки тому +61439

    Cashier be like:
    -Call an ambulance
    *pulls gun out*
    -But not for ME

    • @killzone3234
      @killzone3234 4 роки тому +293

      dead meme smh

    • @RedXhopster
      @RedXhopster 4 роки тому +1793

      Alexis Pts nahh it’s not dead..still hilarious 😂

    • @GulmiD
      @GulmiD 4 роки тому +179

      69 likes for the bois😎

    • @Dasilentboi
      @Dasilentboi 4 роки тому +34

      Lol

    • @Thomas___
      @Thomas___ 4 роки тому +36

      *_Haha I remember that_*

  • @sircefiro
    @sircefiro 7 місяців тому +4

    Robber- I gotta gun
    Clerk- My gun's already on your throat

  • @aron1927
    @aron1927 4 роки тому +4510

    Robber: “quietly take the money out”
    Cashier: “you mean this”
    Robber:”you won this round”

    • @merlejones2222
      @merlejones2222 4 роки тому +11

      DING DING DING DING DING..... AAAAAND THEN WINNER IZZZ ! 🤤🤤🤤

    • @bluey4537
      @bluey4537 4 роки тому +5

      THE STORE OWNERER

    • @agartz4104
      @agartz4104 4 роки тому +3

      666th like :)

    • @studiomg3212
      @studiomg3212 4 роки тому +4

      ...but its not over yet, get ready for the next one...

    • @thunderboy7866
      @thunderboy7866 4 роки тому +5

      Robber: *Understandable have a great day*

  • @aschlegel
    @aschlegel 3 роки тому +8079

    Cashier: “You’re not that guy, pal, trust me, you’re not that guy”

    • @jah_sama5624
      @jah_sama5624 3 роки тому +302

      robber: "are you that guy?"
      cashier: "absolutely"

    • @Supergecko8
      @Supergecko8 3 роки тому +9

      hahahahaahah

    • @HybridBLT
      @HybridBLT 3 роки тому +5

      HAHAHA I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING

    • @Fawske
      @Fawske 3 роки тому +5

      This comment got me good

    • @shavooo
      @shavooo 3 роки тому +6

      That's probably exactly what he said in that moment

  • @-aaron-9971
    @-aaron-9971 2 роки тому +12830

    Robber: "Empty the till!!"
    Clerk: "How bout I empty the chamber.."

    • @CANADAKRUSH1
      @CANADAKRUSH1 2 роки тому +183

      Who says “till” like please remove the legal tender from the till kind sir good show

    • @lester3032
      @lester3032 2 роки тому +108

      @@CANADAKRUSH1 hmmmm I’m looking for who asked

    • @ogclasher8931
      @ogclasher8931 2 роки тому +15

      Lmaooooo

    • @itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesit6187
      @itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesit6187 2 роки тому +46

      @@lester3032 I’m looking for a creative reply

    • @claypop591
      @claypop591 2 роки тому +7

      @@itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesit6187 BLM ✊🏼

  • @j.c.n9718
    @j.c.n9718 Рік тому +6

    What a Man, had all the restraint in the world.

  • @KnowThyself619
    @KnowThyself619 3 роки тому +1664

    Love how he casually pushes away the robber's hand like "no no no sir you don't understand I have a gun too"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +8

      I HATE people that HATE other people. I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't spread HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear twrry

    • @grodygibsonlcd8038
      @grodygibsonlcd8038 3 роки тому +32

      Deadass treated that full grown ass man like a kid
      "UH-Uh-uh.. No gun for u!"

    • @urpchasvirus727
      @urpchasvirus727 3 роки тому +25

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf

    • @user-nq2zs6of5x
      @user-nq2zs6of5x 3 роки тому +11

      @@AxxLAfriku what?

    • @jqstasyouwish
      @jqstasyouwish 3 роки тому +13

      It was to prevent him from raising it while he took the advantage to pull his and aim it at him before he could so he had to upper hand

  • @Awesome_Aasim
    @Awesome_Aasim 3 роки тому +7701

    Robber: "You're getting robbed."
    Clerk: *no u*

  • @sythxs
    @sythxs 3 роки тому +3991

    Robber: **Pulls gun**
    Clerk: Welp, just another day in the office.

    • @thelurker1330
      @thelurker1330 3 роки тому +8

      How does this have no replies

    • @momoringminariii7146
      @momoringminariii7146 3 роки тому +1

      Eyo what time is it in your country?

    • @thelurker1330
      @thelurker1330 3 роки тому +1

      @Facts & Justice but 1.3k people have liked it meaning more people than that have seen this comment and had the chance to reply

    • @sythxs
      @sythxs 3 роки тому +3

      @@momoringminariii7146 when you commented it was 5:00pm

    • @bangy4269
      @bangy4269 3 роки тому +1

      The best part is he tried to grab the gun, so the robber put the gun down

  • @WillowtheRainFawn
    @WillowtheRainFawn 4 місяці тому +3

    Clerk was so fast that he took away processing time from the robber. He legit had to take a second to recognize what he was holding at his face lmao

  • @nd_irish_fan744
    @nd_irish_fan744 3 роки тому +3722

    Robber: "Give me all your money."
    Clerk: "I bet you haven't done this before, have you?"

  • @oldgames4377
    @oldgames4377 2 роки тому +4446

    I like how the robber backed off like “understandable, have a nice day sir”

    • @billybats4745
      @billybats4745 2 роки тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jordan__Sloan
      @Jordan__Sloan 2 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @Xiallaci
      @Xiallaci 2 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @molacarthy9173
      @molacarthy9173 2 роки тому +1

      @Hold Fast You're saying he should've killed the man who didn't even have his weapon up? Come on now, that clerk is probably friends with the janitor.

    • @MrYac-ie8ie
      @MrYac-ie8ie 2 роки тому +1

      @@molacarthy9173 well unless the robber dropped his weapon (which it doesn't look like he did) the clerk did sadly put himself in a lot of danger. but considering we're all watching an 8 year old video i bet he's ok.

  • @leokrupp4442
    @leokrupp4442 4 роки тому +4267

    _"Your downward pointed gun is no match for my forward pointed gun!!!!"_

    • @binhturtle179
      @binhturtle179 4 роки тому +81

      I have the highground?

    • @zad_rasera
      @zad_rasera 4 роки тому +7

      reference?

    • @BChan1991
      @BChan1991 4 роки тому +14

      .......so it seems

    • @billyboy7379
      @billyboy7379 4 роки тому

      It’s feels more like an IP man/Kung Fu reference lol

    • @Trowa71
      @Trowa71 4 роки тому +2

      I'm thinking Kung Pow too.

  • @randywoodruff9989
    @randywoodruff9989 Рік тому +10

    Dude, you are awesome. God bless you.

  • @archiesutherland6127
    @archiesutherland6127 5 років тому +7853

    It's NERF or nothing

  • @omarmtz2292
    @omarmtz2292 4 роки тому +4606

    Cashier: “you don’t want no problems boy,get outta here”

  • @save_earth8527
    @save_earth8527 2 роки тому +11518

    They way this guy looks like he’s been prepared for this moment his whole life is everything.

    • @SRose-vp6ew
      @SRose-vp6ew 2 роки тому +259

      You have to be, criminals will always find a way to cause harm, that's why good people need to know how to defend themselves. We are not meant to be sitting ducks trusting others will do no harm.

    • @robertomiguelortiz6591
      @robertomiguelortiz6591 2 роки тому +27

      @MYTAINT STINKS 🧢

    • @a_very_burnt_steak
      @a_very_burnt_steak 2 роки тому +7

      @MYTAINT STINKS why should I trust you?

    • @PuddilyOops
      @PuddilyOops 2 роки тому +73

      It’s a liquor store chances are it’s not his first stick up.

    • @mojoschmee9320
      @mojoschmee9320 2 роки тому +57

      ...there was absolutely zero quiver in that man's hands as he held that pistol to the criminal's chin. He was prepared to fulfill the promise of the threat.

  • @Hervinson
    @Hervinson Рік тому +3

    He handled it like a chef ! What a total self control

  • @josephrehan6978
    @josephrehan6978 4 роки тому +4743

    Guy: “Empty the till”
    Clerk: “How bout I empty the chamber?”

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 3 роки тому +4330

    This guy just pulled the biggest “No U” on that dumb robber

    • @deputyzen834
      @deputyzen834 3 роки тому +1

      Biggest???

    • @deputyzen834
      @deputyzen834 3 роки тому +8

      @Omar Farooq I'm sure "so" isn't the right thing to reply

    • @deputyzen834
      @deputyzen834 3 роки тому

      Watch jim browning's spying on scammers, that's even bigger

    • @JJ_07777
      @JJ_07777 3 роки тому

      Ikr🤣

    • @farukh8418
      @farukh8418 3 роки тому +1

      @@deputyzen834 😂😂😂😂.... So?

  • @RajSharma-mu9lp
    @RajSharma-mu9lp 3 роки тому +5510

    Robber: this is a robbery
    Clerk: then give me all you got...

  • @jonthinks6238
    @jonthinks6238 Рік тому +3

    10 years later and still so perfect.

  • @chair7261
    @chair7261 4 роки тому +5653

    That robber was like
    “Yeah? What? What now?”
    Cashier: **pulls gun to his face**
    Robber: “Yo I think someone’s calling me, you have a good day sir.”

    • @CatGuy969
      @CatGuy969 4 роки тому +37

      its the "Understood, have a good day" meme

    • @welcometoreality437
      @welcometoreality437 4 роки тому +17

      Robber: *Understandable, have a good day.*

    • @liebling4069
      @liebling4069 4 роки тому +3

      I’d like to apologize.

    • @Fieldmouse830
      @Fieldmouse830 4 роки тому +1

      "whoops wrong store bye"

    • @dfgdfbsdfvv832
      @dfgdfbsdfvv832 4 роки тому

      i like that he walked away tho haha not like some criminals

  • @icewolf4649
    @icewolf4649 3 роки тому +6753

    Robber: "It's it's just a toy"
    Cashier: "Well this one ain't"

  • @Randomyoutuber-4831
    @Randomyoutuber-4831 3 роки тому +3299

    I just love how the robber pauses and takes a minute to realize he’s got a gun leveled at his face.

    • @JGD714
      @JGD714 3 роки тому +34

      And then starts to back away.

    • @NixUgriBugri
      @NixUgriBugri 3 роки тому +19

      " takes a minute to" the WHOLE video is 27 seconds

    • @adyatma1
      @adyatma1 3 роки тому +96

      @@NixUgriBugri have you ever.... Talk to someone? Like y'know real people that uses slang words and stuff?

    • @syedsyed8534
      @syedsyed8534 3 роки тому +3

      Right on the mouth kiss of death more like it 😂😂😂

    • @syedsyed8534
      @syedsyed8534 3 роки тому

      @@NixUgriBugrilmao so true

  • @mmartin1420
    @mmartin1420 Рік тому +5

    Clerk: You see how it feels to have a gun pointed at you? Doesn't feel good huh!
    Robber: Nope. I'm outta here
    And backs away

  • @LittleChildBobby
    @LittleChildBobby 4 роки тому +7140

    Robber: *Pulls out gun*
    Store clerk: *"Not bad, but mine's bigger."*

    • @akad_mo
      @akad_mo 4 роки тому +52

      @@rednecjoe damn son, where'd you find this

    • @dek1948
      @dek1948 4 роки тому +17

      @@rednecjoe bruh

    • @rednecjoe
      @rednecjoe 4 роки тому +14

      @@akad_mo in the archives

    • @justacasualchannel2691
      @justacasualchannel2691 4 роки тому +15

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @maxima465
      @maxima465 4 роки тому +15

      Robber: *Pulls out another gun*

  • @stxtic4561
    @stxtic4561 4 роки тому +6072

    Imagine if both of their guns were fake. Oh boy would this be awkward.

    • @samueldale1974
      @samueldale1974 4 роки тому +115

      This is a very underrated comment

    • @abumarcus9521
      @abumarcus9521 4 роки тому +280

      Lol then they agree to never talk about it and the cashier lets him leave with a bottle of water

    • @Novaaaa04
      @Novaaaa04 4 роки тому +55

      Or the cashier pulls out a pocket kife made of glass

    • @banaanzxcvbnm
      @banaanzxcvbnm 4 роки тому +30

      @@Novaaaa04 sugar glass

    • @maxg8524
      @maxg8524 4 роки тому +47

      There are no fake Guns in America

  • @boredkoichi3737
    @boredkoichi3737 4 роки тому +1884

    This is the best example of an uno reverse card

    • @itsmrlester
      @itsmrlester 3 роки тому +22

      The most underrated comment, fucking mad lad

    • @sandraersin
      @sandraersin 3 роки тому +4

      Agree :-)

    • @skipper523
      @skipper523 3 роки тому +3

      LMFAO!!!! Awesome comment!!

    • @kslu27
      @kslu27 3 роки тому

      He stole that comment

    • @itsmrlester
      @itsmrlester 3 роки тому +2

      First one i found, so i just thought it was funny, who cares who said it first

  • @megasyxx
    @megasyxx Рік тому +2

    The way that goof backed off is absolutely hilarious!!!! 😅

  • @YBEATSS
    @YBEATSS 4 роки тому +2659

    He been preparing for this his whole life

  • @andrewcavallo1877
    @andrewcavallo1877 4 роки тому +1340

    The way he looked at the gun for a second and was like, “dammit, not again...”

    • @reyzephlyn105
      @reyzephlyn105 4 роки тому +21

      "Fuck I forgot to draw my gun first"

    • @escobar8617
      @escobar8617 4 роки тому +2

      Prolly cause he had it on safety and can’t believe he got away with it lmao

    • @rajendriya3856
      @rajendriya3856 4 роки тому +1

      It's like he meets the same problem every day

    • @ddl4374
      @ddl4374 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @jackcarter1897
    @jackcarter1897 2 роки тому +9416

    Robber: “This is a…”
    Clerk: **Pulls gun**
    Robber: “Lovely day to be alive! God bless!”

  • @douglasparks8430
    @douglasparks8430 Рік тому +22

    Having a gun and knowing how to use it beats no gun every time.

  • @lmatos369
    @lmatos369 4 роки тому +2255

    He noticed they didn’t have what he was looking for such an honest mistake

  • @AviatorGamer
    @AviatorGamer 3 роки тому +3021

    The clerk wasn’t faster he just showed him who’s boss lol

    • @jaysonissavibe
      @jaysonissavibe 3 роки тому +129

      No he showed him who's clerk

    • @Idk86-e
      @Idk86-e 3 роки тому +8

      @@jaysonissavibe lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Xgent
      @Xgent 3 роки тому +1

      he has a mustache .. gulp

    • @tonystark559
      @tonystark559 3 роки тому +3

      He treated the robber like a friend they smiled. Tomorrow he comes in with a teapot and failed. He begins to realise his not a robber and realise his not good enough to be bad

    • @justleon721
      @justleon721 3 роки тому +1

      Nah. He just knew to expect it, much like the "robber" clearly expected the clerk to grab his wrist, which never even actually happens. He puts his gun down as soon as the clerk reaches for it. Straight bs

  • @achmadfasya2363
    @achmadfasya2363 4 роки тому +2787

    Thief: "Who? Who are you?"
    Clerk: "The fastest hand in Marionville."

    • @domschra
      @domschra 4 роки тому +5

      How the fuck did you get 1k likes in 10 hours on a 6 y old vid

    • @gdeb8380
      @gdeb8380 4 роки тому

      DomSchra I didn’t even realize that lol. But yes thats weird.

    • @Ortizyyyy
      @Ortizyyyy 4 роки тому

      For real 😂

    • @KenithLemley
      @KenithLemley 4 роки тому

      @@gdeb8380 its 2k now

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 4 роки тому

      @@snuzieB _ha! Gaeeeeee!!!!_

  • @SuprSBG
    @SuprSBG Рік тому +2

    Robber: This is a robbery!
    Clerk: Nope.
    Robber: Oh… erm… okbyecyalater