Robber pulls gun, liquor store clerk is faster
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Military veteran and liquor store clerk Jon Lewis Alexander pushes away a robber's handgun and shoves a pistol in the man's mouth during an attempted robbery in Marionville, Mo.
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He's probably still walking backwards to this day.
HA HA HA HA!!!! That's the best comment I've EVER READ!!!
after that my man just walked back into the womb to start over
loooool
Legend has it that he is walking the sea floor backward and is heading to Europe
lmao funny man
"GIVE ME ALL THE-... space I need to back out the store."
underated
lmao
Nioce
My fave comment here
@@eternalpublic5783 same
One of the biggest “understandable, have a nice day” moments in history
Customer: you see this gun?
Cashier: i think this one's better.
Customer : understandable, have a nice day.
i can hear that 'text to speech' voices
there were probably bigger ones but this one is epic too
Was about to comment the exact same thing lol
"Call an ambulance!.. but not for me"
Robber: ''this is a gun''
Clerk: ''no THIS is a gun''
I like imagining that the clerk didn't just shoot him because, "he wasn't worth getting blood all over my store room over."
Punk peashooter.38 😏 vs. 9mm ☠️😈👍
theyre both guns
@U5ER8 not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂
Crocodile Dundee? Nah we got Eagle Detroit
“Bob this is your fourth try this week, get out, you’re embarrassing yourself”
Lmao
Nah nah nah it's how us Mericans say hi
@@nicnic2520 Yep and when we pull the trigger that's our way of saying goodbye 😎
@@notavailable8201 lmfao
@@nicnic2520 as an American I can confirm this
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
Underated comment
Hamburger
Let me try. "Hey punk" hehehe
Yo wtf
I’m dirty dan
"this is a robbery!"
*clerk pulls out gun*
"Yes, it is."
Ooh , how funny would That have been 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 , taking the Thief's gun and wallet.
THAT's what needed to happen here! See how many of these so-called "cowboys" and "thugs" are really willing to risk that "UNO Reverse Card" being pulled on them!
Yes
Lmfaooo
Put all your money in the till
He had mercy on dude. he was in his legal right to shoot.
He learned from the last time that brain matter is hard to clean.
@@jackk8093 Sticky...
@@jackk8093 oof
For which fact I thank God every day I am not American.
@@brontewcatlmao ok commie
“This store ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
From one legend to another, I tip my hat
@@gdburger5453 rattle snake Jake
AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAaaaaAAA
- Jimmy Barnes
Where is this dialogue from??
@@JoJ0estar *AAAAEAAAAEAAAA AAAAA*
- lion king styled dead cowboy
*The most realistic "no u" moment in human history*
he pulled the gun card on me so I had to hit him with the no u
Perfect!!
Lol
Indeed!
Filip Kasprzyk oof
Robber:*pulls out gun*
Clerk: "Just another Tuesday"
damn 😂😂
Lol savage
You were so close. It was actually a wednesday
"I-it's Wednesday today.."
@@raialasio1574 already?? i think today is sunday
Dude was so fast, the robber brain took couple of seconds to realize that it was a gun
Thief: "There's no need to be unreasonable."
I want to apologize 😂
Not a thief but a robber
Whoa cowboy! There’s no need for violence.
Lmao
Clerk:theres always a need to be unreasonable
"You want to go home and rethink your life."
"I want to go home and rethink my life."
I thought the cat's arm in your profile picture was a dildo for a sec. What in the earth is with me these days... 🗿
You wanna buy some deathsticks?
✌These are not the droids your looking for✌
this got me
i shall sleep in comfort now
thank you
3:23am
Why do I get the feeling you're gonna be the death of me
Few seconds before “Hey Ron, Hey Billy”.
💀
That hurt
lmao damn
I get the reference ;)
Bruuuh 💀💀
This gentleman was so cool and fast to respond that it was impressive. Thats the kind of person that deserves his concealed carry license.
It's legal to arm yourself in your place of business.
Who tf are you to decide does and doesn’t deserve to carry?
@@thomasgladwin2975 I didn't decide anything ....someone else gave him the privilege. Good thing they did.
@@bigbadbubba099 God gave him the privilege, licenses are an infringement.
No, the shopkeeper made a very serious mistake not to pull the trigger: There was a good chance at that moment that he was going to get shot by the robber.
Uno reverse card irl
Hey MVPerry didn't expect you to be here
yooo
Hey MV...how did you get here??
Lmaoooooo way underrated
Be quiet your starting drama -.-
*I can confidently say this was the hardest uno reverse card I’ve seen in a while*
*Robber pulls out gun*
Robber:give me the money
Cashier:
LMAO, 2nd comment
Third comment, under a comment, that has 1,2 thousand likes
I’m fifth :D
I’m 7eventh
This vid has the vibe that the “call an ambulance but not for me” vid wanted to have
Wanted?
So true
Fucking hell someone beat me to it
you mean this vid?
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mood killer imo
Had the idea but a week late
That cashier was so in control. He was not trigger happy at all. Respect.
Yeah. Respect for letting that maniac live to rob someone else.
"Call an ambulance!!"
"But not for me..."
I literally just watched that! 🤣
smdnsowofbaoandwjsowidns LOL
@@DJTREMADEIT same
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@@DJTREMADEIT no way me too!
You can see this guys’ brain go like “*loading*” when the cashier pulls the gun
Joyful John he took his time to look at the gun and was like “yeah no imma just head out”
the moron didnt think it through lmao
**dial up sounds**
Hunter Branson xD
1000th liker
You know he’s thought of that scenario for years.
Lmfao
Or maybe this ain’t his first rodeo
Bruh he's lived through this scenario. Read body language.
@@iliyajavadian lol I didn't even read the description and I could tell dude had seen some shit in his day.
Except he was probably wishing it would have been a black guy
not only was he fast, but damn was he smooooooth!
You can see the exact moment he realised he messed up.
Instant regret
"It was at this moment that the robber knew. He fucked up"
Sonicthehedgehoggamer wtf
@Sonicthehedgehoggamer the fuck
@Sonicthehedgehoggamer that's not even funny wtf.
The dude straight up was like “understandable, have a nice day” and backed off
1.1k likes and only 3 replies (including mine lol)
@@radzieckigraczproductions3 yes
What else was he supposed to do? Gun to his head and he probably had no intention of shooting just a scare tactic
@@trstfsrg8244 are you really? Wow... just fucking wow.
@@andrewheagwood5950 He'll put it together eventually.
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us pal”
It’s high noon
Jk it’s 8:00 in the morning and I have school
LMFAO
Why do you have less likes than that girl that said," hes been preparing for this his whole life" thats like a low tier comment yours is top-tier lmao
Profile pick checks out
Don't you mean
" this store ain't big enough for the two of us "
Don’t ever underestimate any opponent you could ever face, you can never have any idea about what it really is.
Robber: “This is a robbery”
Clerk: “PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG”
'THANKs'
Damn this comment made me fall off my chair
In the register*
😀😀
@@16998262 "What the hell's the matter with ya you let me go!" -turns head- "cut him off at the lobby and call the cops!"
*pulls out uno reverse card out of his back pocket*
Underrated comment 👌
@@sibx8 underrated response
*"no u"*
@@sibx8 that reply is so underrated.
@@DtheEvil this is literally a fucking day old
Robber: "Give me the money, this is a robbery"
Clerk: "Indeed"
O'Neill: "For crying out loud!"
Underrated comment
Uno reverse card activated
this line is kind of familiar but where...
😂
Good restraint for not popping the guy.
And the swiftness of the store clerk is still talked about today.
With the Big Iron on his hip (Marty Robbins would be pleased with your comment)
Big iron babyyyyy
Clumsy and slow. He was lucky the robber was worse
Though he might have went on living, but he made one fatal slip, when he tried to match the store clerk with the big iron on his hip.
@@strongholds12 uh-oh, we've got a badass over here
Robber: *"This is a robbery!"*
Clerk: _"Yes, yes it is."_
Lol
Robber: *"I'm very angry and disappointed at the same time at me , my bad"*
Robber: .....You were not supposed to do that
1000th like
LMAO
Robber: this is a robbery
Cashier: no it’s not
Robber: no it’s not
:DD nice one dude
Lmfaoo 😂
*Robber:understandable have a nice day*
🤦🏿😂😂😂😂
Lol
That was INCREDIBLE! That store clerk was smooth operator.
"THIS IS A ROBBERY!"
Clerk: "Yeah. empty your pockets."
Uno reverse
This made me laugh way too loud oh sh*t🤣🤣
Yo Ian, that's funny!
"This is a robbery"
"Oh hi there Robbery! I'm Get your hands behind your back!"
sounds like some skinclub ad
That dude: Are you gonna die for few bucks?
Cashier: “someone is”
*pulls out a gun casually*
This guy has to be the owner, cashiers aren't supposed to defend their employer's cash, they aren't paid to risk their life to protect some random person's insured money, aren't trained at self defence, and that's not their job.
I understood that reference!
Nice reference ;)
I see what you did here
Alex Obey I don’t think that’s what he did, it’s a Game Of Thrones reference
"This is a robbery"
"No it's not"
"Correct"
Oh my god this had me crying X'D
Is this a viva reverie reference?!!?
Copied comment
of his street creed
@@vinceruyle512 bru wh
Today that clerk would be prosecuted for inflicting emotional damage to the robber.
Naw because the robber was white
@@Lichcrafter why do right-whiners have to constantly make up sxxx and pretend other people say ut?
Robber: *This is a robbery*
Clerk: *And this is a gun*
And this is a door. I’ll head out it now
“And THIS” - Doug Demurro
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@MEH vid is shit stop self promoting
Lolll
I love how the robber just froze, looked down, processed the situation and just went like"have a nice day"
"I understand, have a nice day."
Nope the guy dared the clerk and came around the counter. They didn't show the entire thing.
“Understandable, have a nice day”
That's how assassins face Putin.
@@iamanevutable981 bruhh☠️
Clerk: *pulls out gun to his face*
Thief: "I want to apologize"
You and me... we watch the same things
Wow
what are the odds...
Eyyy
@@lightbluehaze ikr
This never gets old
Robber: *Tries to pull out gun*
Cashier: “We don’t do that here”
No it’s more like “I do that too bitch”,
**proceeds to pull out his own gun**
That would’ve been badass
Forget the pistol, *Pulls out 12 gauge*
😂
Cashier: *pulls gun faster*
Thief: understandable. Have a nice day..
camo man I done that all the time on bo2
Thief: Wait, you also have a gun
Cashier: Always Has Been
4 days later still gets arrested, charged with armed robbery lol
*great
Robber (examiner actually): yes you passed the real world practical.
Robber: “Give me the money”
Clerk: *”Not today sunny”*
Not today honey would have been better no hate tho
Man, i am sunny and i was excited for the money
@@BangMaster96 but instead you got nothing and it was fooking funny
A sec ago this had 666 likes
"Give me rent"
"You're getting mugged"
"No, you're getting mugged"
"Ah, how the hell does that even work!?"
This is the greatest case of "call ambulance... But not for me!" I've ever seen
Lol
Exactly hahaha
@@pcostyle11 yeah
Damn i love the USA for that ! Here in canada the store owner would go in jail even if he was vitcim of a crime
@@pcostyle11 that actually happens sometimes in the US as well so it's not uncommon ot just happens to colored individuals a little more either when the public wants to talk about racism or when a black gets shot or dies
Robber: I don’t wanna fight just put the money in the bag
Cashier: I wouldn’t want to fight me neither
I love these Spider-Man references
Always take a grenade with you if the scenerio in the video happens with you and you're the robber just back off and after some time come back open the stores door a bit and toss a grenade..you will not get any money but your revenge will be completed and self esteem will be restored....
Cashier: You'd think there were 10 of me
I wonder why there's hardly any comments about his race? Hmm
@@G0rdito_Sabroso and the fact there's so many makes it even better
Robber: “This is a stick up”
Cashier: “Yes, it is, put your money in the register”
Ohhh shit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kenneth Peralta ?
I am a liar you are a liar. I am a thief and you are a thief. I am an adulterer and murderer at heart just as you are. Let’s face it we are all evil. We cause other people pain. But God still loves us no matter what we do. Even though God is perfect he still loves our imperfect selves. We don’t deserve to go to heaven yet he found a way for us too. Jesus Christ died on the cross to take the punishment for our sin. He paid the fine for our crime. Because he was punished we are able to walk free and we are saved from the lake of fire. So take the free gift of salvation given out of love today and trust in Christ. Thanks for reading. God Bless You
@@MrFrog-rc3zx ez on the crack lol
This man better be promoted, or at least get a pay raise.
Prolly got fired. This is a big no-no. Never stop a thief if you work there.
Robber: "this is a roberry"
Clerk: *pull outs a gun*
Robber: "It's just a prank bro"
underrated comment
Under ated
**points at the security camera**
Underrated moment
I love eating roberries, they taste so good
Robber: “this is a robbery!”
Clerk: “You’re right, now gimme all your money!”
LMAO
😂
Robber: W-wait what??
Clerk: Come on I gotta keep this business goin' y'know.
Loolll HAHAH
💀💀💀💀
Both handled this incident about as coolly as anyone can imagine.
Yeah, legit looks like something out a fucking movie
same race....not hating i know my race would give a close casket to they fellow racers in that situation
@@whothisyouyouiswho3405 ?
@@whothisyouyouiswho3405 !??
@@user-cd6mj7if1h imagine if it were 2 mexicans or black....one would be on the floor
Handled proper like a professional.
Clerk: *Pulls gun*
Robber: "I'd like to apologise"
Robber: "I have made a severe lapse in judgement".
woah that GtaV logic😂
"Let me begin my four-parts apology"
I’ve really messed up here... perhaps we call it a wash?
“I sincerely apologize for misjudging your will to behold firearms and swift reaction times. Allow me to exit now”
Robber: Pulls gun
Cashier: “how bout a magic trick?”
@abcdef~ joker
How about an *Uno reverse card?*
Shaco?
@@hororofan hahahahahahahahahahaha
abcdef tada!!! He’s gone
Robber: “Give me the money”
Clerk: ”No, u”
yep XD
XD
Stolen
@@Unknown-xk7ck so?
Yeppp
Man has dexterity equipped
Robber: “open the register”
Clerk: “open your mouth”
That's kinda sus
@@itsmeyourluck7302 I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣😭
@@itsmeyourluck7302 if u dont understand watch the johnny johnny animation from narmak
Just waiting for the dirty comments to show up
@@alexroyuela3612 thats what she said
Robber - “Do you sell guns like these?”
Clerk - “No we only sell this one!”
Robber - “Ok never mind.”
Underrated comment
Best🤣
Lol
lol
🤣
Cashier be like:
-Call an ambulance
*pulls gun out*
-But not for ME
dead meme smh
Alexis Pts nahh it’s not dead..still hilarious 😂
69 likes for the bois😎
Lol
*_Haha I remember that_*
Robber- I gotta gun
Clerk- My gun's already on your throat
Robber: “quietly take the money out”
Cashier: “you mean this”
Robber:”you won this round”
DING DING DING DING DING..... AAAAAND THEN WINNER IZZZ ! 🤤🤤🤤
THE STORE OWNERER
666th like :)
...but its not over yet, get ready for the next one...
Robber: *Understandable have a great day*
Cashier: “You’re not that guy, pal, trust me, you’re not that guy”
robber: "are you that guy?"
cashier: "absolutely"
hahahahaahah
HAHAHA I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING
This comment got me good
That's probably exactly what he said in that moment
Robber: "Empty the till!!"
Clerk: "How bout I empty the chamber.."
Who says “till” like please remove the legal tender from the till kind sir good show
@@CANADAKRUSH1 hmmmm I’m looking for who asked
Lmaooooo
@@lester3032 I’m looking for a creative reply
@@itgoesitgoesitgoesitgoesit6187 BLM ✊🏼
What a Man, had all the restraint in the world.
Love how he casually pushes away the robber's hand like "no no no sir you don't understand I have a gun too"
I HATE people that HATE other people. I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't spread HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear twrry
Deadass treated that full grown ass man like a kid
"UH-Uh-uh.. No gun for u!"
@@AxxLAfriku wtf
@@AxxLAfriku what?
It was to prevent him from raising it while he took the advantage to pull his and aim it at him before he could so he had to upper hand
Robber: "You're getting robbed."
Clerk: *no u*
🤣🤣🤣
"the reports of my survival were, greatly exaggerated"
lmao
the power of NO U is unbeatable
"you gettin mugged kid"
"no, your getting mugged"
"AHHOWTHEHELLSTHATEVENWORK"
Robber: **Pulls gun**
Clerk: Welp, just another day in the office.
How does this have no replies
Eyo what time is it in your country?
@Facts & Justice but 1.3k people have liked it meaning more people than that have seen this comment and had the chance to reply
@@momoringminariii7146 when you commented it was 5:00pm
The best part is he tried to grab the gun, so the robber put the gun down
Clerk was so fast that he took away processing time from the robber. He legit had to take a second to recognize what he was holding at his face lmao
Robber: "Give me all your money."
Clerk: "I bet you haven't done this before, have you?"
First comment
Why does it have no comments
More like “Give me all yo- “
@@pyra1488 well I dont feel like stealing anymore(leaves the place)
@@arcade4783 Shame on you
I like how the robber backed off like “understandable, have a nice day sir”
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Hahaha
@Hold Fast You're saying he should've killed the man who didn't even have his weapon up? Come on now, that clerk is probably friends with the janitor.
@@molacarthy9173 well unless the robber dropped his weapon (which it doesn't look like he did) the clerk did sadly put himself in a lot of danger. but considering we're all watching an 8 year old video i bet he's ok.
_"Your downward pointed gun is no match for my forward pointed gun!!!!"_
I have the highground?
reference?
.......so it seems
It’s feels more like an IP man/Kung Fu reference lol
I'm thinking Kung Pow too.
Dude, you are awesome. God bless you.
It's NERF or nothing
Now this comment is truly . . *GOLD*
W
@@petrifiedyou6650, why not silver 😉
Nerf bastion
Why the fuck did i laugh so hard at this
Cashier: “you don’t want no problems boy,get outta here”
Lol as if he's in a western movie
lol
Emperium, no?
Lane Johnson this comment ain’t big enough for the both of us
i read that in cajun accent
They way this guy looks like he’s been prepared for this moment his whole life is everything.
You have to be, criminals will always find a way to cause harm, that's why good people need to know how to defend themselves. We are not meant to be sitting ducks trusting others will do no harm.
@MYTAINT STINKS 🧢
@MYTAINT STINKS why should I trust you?
It’s a liquor store chances are it’s not his first stick up.
...there was absolutely zero quiver in that man's hands as he held that pistol to the criminal's chin. He was prepared to fulfill the promise of the threat.
He handled it like a chef ! What a total self control
Guy: “Empty the till”
Clerk: “How bout I empty the chamber?”
Joseph Rehan lol
Nice one
Underrated comment
Guy went from, give me the cash or your dead to, I'm sorry for bothering you I'm going to leave now have a nice day
Good one
This guy just pulled the biggest “No U” on that dumb robber
Biggest???
@Omar Farooq I'm sure "so" isn't the right thing to reply
Watch jim browning's spying on scammers, that's even bigger
Ikr🤣
@@deputyzen834 😂😂😂😂.... So?
Robber: this is a robbery
Clerk: then give me all you got...
Haha, the Uno reverse card
Hahhaha
Lmao underrated 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡
"Oh how the turntables"
🤣😂👍🏻👍🏻
10 years later and still so perfect.
That robber was like
“Yeah? What? What now?”
Cashier: **pulls gun to his face**
Robber: “Yo I think someone’s calling me, you have a good day sir.”
its the "Understood, have a good day" meme
Robber: *Understandable, have a good day.*
I’d like to apologize.
"whoops wrong store bye"
i like that he walked away tho haha not like some criminals
Robber: "It's it's just a toy"
Cashier: "Well this one ain't"
Underrated
HAHAHA
Lol
*pop* welp I guess we got a new red paint job
They both using toy
I just love how the robber pauses and takes a minute to realize he’s got a gun leveled at his face.
And then starts to back away.
" takes a minute to" the WHOLE video is 27 seconds
@@NixUgriBugri have you ever.... Talk to someone? Like y'know real people that uses slang words and stuff?
Right on the mouth kiss of death more like it 😂😂😂
@@NixUgriBugrilmao so true
Clerk: You see how it feels to have a gun pointed at you? Doesn't feel good huh!
Robber: Nope. I'm outta here
And backs away
Robber: *Pulls out gun*
Store clerk: *"Not bad, but mine's bigger."*
@@rednecjoe damn son, where'd you find this
@@rednecjoe bruh
@@akad_mo in the archives
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Robber: *Pulls out another gun*
Imagine if both of their guns were fake. Oh boy would this be awkward.
This is a very underrated comment
Lol then they agree to never talk about it and the cashier lets him leave with a bottle of water
Or the cashier pulls out a pocket kife made of glass
@@Novaaaa04 sugar glass
There are no fake Guns in America
This is the best example of an uno reverse card
The most underrated comment, fucking mad lad
Agree :-)
LMFAO!!!! Awesome comment!!
He stole that comment
First one i found, so i just thought it was funny, who cares who said it first
The way that goof backed off is absolutely hilarious!!!! 😅
He been preparing for this his whole life
He really wanted to shoot him
@@mistamooseman7745 2 inches away he was so close😂
No fear
U mess with the flock u get the glock
omfg bruh ur 2 likes away from 1k!!!!!!!
The way he looked at the gun for a second and was like, “dammit, not again...”
"Fuck I forgot to draw my gun first"
Prolly cause he had it on safety and can’t believe he got away with it lmao
It's like he meets the same problem every day
Lol
Robber: “This is a…”
Clerk: **Pulls gun**
Robber: “Lovely day to be alive! God bless!”
Lmaooo
Lmfaoooo
Hahaha
Hahah
*YOU WON BRO!* 😂🤣🥂✨🌌✨🌙✨🔮💿
Having a gun and knowing how to use it beats no gun every time.
ya dont say
wouldn't you be better off in a society with no guns - like they have in Japan of the UK?
@@jojonesjojo8919 In the US? Doubtful.
And criminals always have guns.
@@douglasparks8430 Not in Japan. Not in the UK.
He noticed they didn’t have what he was looking for such an honest mistake
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Domers FTW ???
ButteredEggs
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I’m lost
The clerk wasn’t faster he just showed him who’s boss lol
No he showed him who's clerk
@@jaysonissavibe lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
he has a mustache .. gulp
He treated the robber like a friend they smiled. Tomorrow he comes in with a teapot and failed. He begins to realise his not a robber and realise his not good enough to be bad
Nah. He just knew to expect it, much like the "robber" clearly expected the clerk to grab his wrist, which never even actually happens. He puts his gun down as soon as the clerk reaches for it. Straight bs
Thief: "Who? Who are you?"
Clerk: "The fastest hand in Marionville."
How the fuck did you get 1k likes in 10 hours on a 6 y old vid
DomSchra I didn’t even realize that lol. But yes thats weird.
For real 😂
@@gdeb8380 its 2k now
@@snuzieB _ha! Gaeeeeee!!!!_
Robber: This is a robbery!
Clerk: Nope.
Robber: Oh… erm… okbyecyalater