MBMBaM 691: The Sword of Good Grades

Rip yourself a fresh baguette, in half or length-wise, chug that 84% fresh milk, and grab your sword the size of a cookie sheet. It’s time for a training montage before seeing Wonka, as long as you keep your grades up.
Suggested talking points: Mild Piquant of Griffin, Wonka Nate Silver, The Elder Statesman of Fish Throwing, The Smart Swordsman Doesn't Lose, A Yucky Phonetic Journey
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[@dominiclohry1782]

Travis' meltdown over The Flash is my inner voice at all times

[@JustinOfTheWild]

travis meltdown was the funniest thing ive heard in months lol

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

“I barely have water in my body, i definitely don’t have quarters.” I didn’t know I’d relate so much to this.

[@videonyasty]

the best part of any of these is always justins wheezing, pained laughter

[@AnnKilzer]

correct

[@HamburgerTime209]

09:19
Wonka
murdered that
kid in this way.
It was ironic,
That’s what we say.

[@abj6920]

This is the first acceptance of the Buick's existence since its conception. Unbelievable. One of the strongest MBMBAM characters, the smartest of its swordsmen

[@NateCummings]

From Huge Rant's pained disdain for his work on this movie, to Timothy A Million E's "Acting," to the fact that this is apparently a musical? There is oh so much to love about the apparently surprisingly competent film 'Wonka'

[@Levacque]

"Surprisingly competent" is probably the worst insult I could receive, love it

[@raytheuglymusician2453]

been a long while since i checked on my boys!! now my schedule allows it and i rejoice with the theme song I don’t recognize 🎉

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Hell yeah! One notable bit from while you were gone is "Plato's Rave". The Whole ep is gold, but that bit alone is amazing as well

[@andrewbrowning1931]

Specifically, the Plato's Rave bit starts at 21 minutes into that episode

[@left4twenty]

​@andrewbrowning1931 I look forward to the TAZ liveshow set in Plato's Rave, it's gotta happen eventually

[@Jeevesie1988]

Montaigne's theme song is awesome, right? :D They of "Australia's 2021 eurovision entry that absolutely should have made it to the finals" and "the collab song with Tom Cardy about the Human Centipede". fame. :D

[@ParadoxGavel]

Trav absolutely killed it this episode, hehe.

[@beebo-]

happy monday trav nation

[@ghosteats7998]

23:15 Trav is getting really good at this tiktok thing

[@Denf0]

Only marginally disappointed that the cleansing sound bath wasn't more festive but I hope y'all have a great candlenights break!

[@kacektv9405]

I know its a 2 second bit but trust us Its not Jim Caviziel who got it bad if anything its us who have a now long standing suffering of the actor, propagandist, conspiracy theorist and occasional Jesus: Jim Caviziel. A man we let act cuz honestly we're frightened of what he'd do if he had the free time!

[@odinhonour2170]

Im crying laughing at travis' breakdown 😂

[@herculesrockafeller]

I need to see video of Travis freaking out about the Flash costume

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Google says Hugh Grant has five kids under 13 with two different women

[@niallgraham9487]

Griffin didn't address Travnation?!?!?!?!

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

Speaking of addressing Travnation: did Travis have a new-year's speech for his -serfs- subjects?

[@loadsavedgame4310]

Keep your grades up

[@maximillionchaoswolf]

remember to keep boycotting McDonalds everybody. also remember its like $16 for 2 small cheeseburgers there now.

[@terry3906]

Dude was SO MAD for not thinking of Flash right away. 😂

[@pizzaladywtvlme2883]

a fresh episode for my birthday! thanks brothers🎉💓

[@delecti]

I gotta say, the amount I care about Willy Wonka is like 5% as much as it would take for a month-long Wonka comedy bit to land with me. Wonka time ends around 19:00 for anyone who needs it.

[@wasprider7239]

He's sick mommy!
Oh my god this made me laugh.

[@Jeevesie1988]

I haven't listened yet but I am SO desperate to know if the 84% fresh milk is like, 84% in the same way that you get 4% or 2% milk, or if it's "84% fresh" like "So it's fourteen percent spoiled, but eeeeh I'm sure it'll be fine.".

[@TurbopropPuppy]

Travis jokes about wearing a really oversized sweater so the opponent doesn't know where to swing their weapon and just stabs where there is no body but this is _literally_ a plot point in the manga/anime Fire Force.

[@terry3906]

We respect Juggernaut here.

[@captainhope]

We got some real good Justin noises this episode

[@niallgraham9487]

Very promising title

[@MaximumDraculaX]

Mudhoppenheimer?

[@ParadoxGavel]

Oppenheimermaid?

[@variousdinosaurs]

Yay! Happy Monday!

[@jackroberts2704]

I'm gonna be so mad if they don't see Wonka.

[@rodmullen64]

Ads end 45:34

[@elijahray1360]

I worked at a dispensary a few months ago and churro was the most popular chocolate flavor there too

[@Trollfeeder1234]

Commenting so i dont forget this is the flash meltdown eppisode 👍

[@TLOEric]

Thank you, boys

[@ClintEllis]

There used to be a Wizard of Oz themed McDonalds in my area

[@canary_miner]

I love you guys, but can we not give free advertising to businesses that support the Israeli occupation?

[@Leszczomen]

the very fact that they refuse to acnowalge the palestinian genocide is upsetting. The boys are so quick to talk politics, denounce the horrible things that happen and give money to those affected. But not this time, huh.

[@canary_miner]

@@Leszczomen Agreed, bandcamp donations to palestine was nice but overall it seems pretty hollow at this point. I'm surprised more people aren't calling them out on this.

[@rubyblooddemonking]

Swordfighting is a modern full contact sport, just look at M1-medieval

[@Ash-zo6so]

23:23 Travis loses it

[@wwr90]

Tbh I don't love the soundscapes. I miss The Final Yahoo

[@Colebot9000]

Y’all gotta change this intro song again. It’s the absolute worst song I’ve ever heard and I’m actually not exaggerating