MBMBaM 675: A Great Lay But a Real Wet Hug

We’re doling out the wisdom - that’s right, old school full-circle Farm Wisdom from us, to you. When’s the best time to eat asparagus? How do you clean that thick denim? And how do you get sand out of a Tuba? It’s You-you-useful information!
Suggested talking points: Fartichokes, You Gotta Have a Mirepoix Going On, Laundry Antagonist, 25-21 Years Outside of Highschool, Storage Wars OST, Wet Stink Meat Please, Try to Vape the Piss

[@natalietipsword9677]

The reason you should flip clothes inside out to wash them isn’t so the inside can get more clean. It’s for when your shirt has a pattern on it. The rubbing up against other pieces of laundry and the walls can wear off the pattern faster.

[@heliveruscalion9124]

although in my experience it does help to flip your shirt inside out after getting a haircut to make sure the hair gets out of your shirt

[@jontee4free]

Glad someone said it! I've also heard flipping jeans inside out helps protects other clothes from the roughness of the jeans

[@uuh4yj43]

@@heliveruscalion9124 if u have pets you need to flip them othrewise the pet hair goes everywhere

[@mothergoose9383]

I lost it when Travis said, "It's just me and the terlit"

[@quiietriot]

No way, dryer balls are the way to go. We've gotta move past single-use things.

[@XanBcoo]

Storage units are really common practice area for bands because they're cheaper than practice spaces

[@jared4034]

I wasn't sold on count donuts until this episode. The back and forth over monsters and their lesser-known characteristics was epic

[@SinisterChris]

If you haven't tried bacon wrapped asparagus, I highly recommend. Baste them in olive oil with garlic salt and grill them until the bacon is cooked

[@CharlieFoHammer]

“French fries and mashed potatoes” is maybe the most unhinged side combination imaginable

[@ashleyboots3386]

Just saw the news that Mr. James Buffet has died. Sorry for your loss, Justin.
(I'm being sincere, this isn't a goof.)

[@theWeaverofTales]

Griffin, if you want to drive the rabbits in your yard nuts give 'em a few chunks of banana, they shouldn't have too much of it but I've never met a rabbit that didn't absolutely lose their mind for the stuff

[@theWeaverofTales]

carrots? mid, boring, played out
bananas? those little shits will be clawing at the walls to get to it

[@lamfaux]

ACTUALLY! Edward Cullen was born in 1901, so if Count Donut is over 1000 years old, the only way for Edward to have been his babysitter is if Count Donut was a baby for about 900 of those years.

[@ava_maria]

perhaps count donut is counting his age in donut-years

[@spilledink849]

Griffin is combative in this one lol

[@alyssa.jay.]

have I ever related more to a mbmbam episode title? 🤔

[@BraigeRoleyMusic]

For real

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

...are we just the asparagus vape rigs for vampires?

[@philtheairplanemechanic]

The lav on an aircraft already smells so thoroughly of piss and poopy and the weird blue juice that makes the water less bad that I really don't think the asparagus pee smell will cut through. Especially a couple days marinated toilet will be overwhelmingly fragrant.

[@Saturnsauce]

Would love count donut to make an appearance on WWDITS

[@ashleyboots3386]

What We Donut In The Shadows

[@BusketPosket]

I was in a band that used a Public Storage unit as our practice space, which is technically not allowed, and also it was not climate-controlled in Louisiana summers so it was not a smart idea either.

[@rubyblooddemonking]

Bugs bunnys fur is gray but under that? Orange skin

[@sethescope]

I hate this comment so much lol

[@ven1568]

Audio cuts out again at the end :/

[@edwardhill3410]

Next week gonna be a sad one 😢

[@rootleft7928]

friends, please refer to the album "Your Queen Is A Reptile" by Sons of Kemet. there, you will find rare but banging tuba riffs

[@calebheddle9767]

My experience with having a pet rabbit for a bit was that he was fine with the main part of the credit, but absolutely loved the greens. The real treats that Griffin's kids should toss out there are peaches and bananas.

[@calebheddle9767]

Also, the main place for bands to rent practice space in my city is a storage facility, so I'm not sure why the tuba man can't practice at one if he wants. It would probably the most wholesome activity that ever took place there

[@VampirePumpkins]

Beets can make you think your dying when you piss them out :)

[@maximillionchaoswolf]

amazing episode.

[@CatlinArtist]

Griffin feeling a bit chippy in this one!

[@kingofdash9175]

I would too if I had to deal with Travis constantly interrupting and trampling over bits every week

[@taylordiclemente5163]

Thique Denim and his friend Barry Bluejeans

[@Preach202]

Try leaf vegetables or radishes for Rabbits.

[@forestelforesto2897]

Carrot thing is 100% true I turned orange on multiple occasions in childhood

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

Why is it that the only two podcasts I listen to (this and F*ckFace) had a bit about asparagus pee around the same time?

[@justsomeguy1408]

I also have that Powerline shirt

[@Brankenhoffer]

33:52 Money Zone ends.

[@CNSninja]

Hey, Griffin? "Sutterfuge" isn't a word, and "subterfuge" has a 'b' in it.