What Men Really Want In A Relationship. Chris Martin
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- Опубліковано 13 лют 2024
- What men really want in a relationship according to Chris Martin is to be held and feel safe too. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Chris Martin talks about his pro marriage stance and what he really wants in a relationship. Whether you're someone who just wants to be spooned by The Rock, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Chris Martin is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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👌 This guy is the real deal. He's got that natural comedic "zing" that people can't fake.
He's definitely got zing!
Thanks so much!
@@chrismcomedy
🏆You earned it!
My husband has been known to hide behind a door for up to 2-3 hours waiting to jump out and scare me. I've been dealing with it for 20 years now...😂❤
The commitment Mrs. Russell. It's the commitment 😂
Do you by any chance happen to have a life insurance policy 🕵♂️👀📝
I find this hard to believe. I love to surprise and scare my girl but I get uncomfortable after about 2 minutes. 2-3 hours is a wide range and sounds made up. It's either about 2 hours (which is astounding) or about 3 hours (which is insane). Please don't exaggerate to this degree and if you swear this is no exagerration then you must check him into a mental facility ASAP.
Your choice of words are quite revealing. You could say up to 2 hours or up to 3 hours but you cannot say up to 2 to 3 hours. It makes no sense.
"I am married" n I love being married, cause you always get 'honest feedback'.. 👍
It's true!
I'd like to see more of his comedy. He's hilarious.
Please do! I have more stuff on my channel!
teaspoon, tablespoon, ladel, and I will never look at lizards the same way again 😅
apologies for ruining lizards for you
This guy is brilliant. I'mma need the full special, please and thank you. 😂
OMG, so much fun. This guy is crazy. I loved it...
He is officially one of my new favorite comedians? 😂 That was the best
Too kind!
We have a "no scare" rule in my house. I have a heart condition & jump scares can put my heart out of rhythm. However, this was hilarious 😂😂😂 My husband & son still do it to each other!😊
I hope you are doing well. Take care.
My husband needs a 🔔 attached to him. He sneaks up on me like a cat and I tense my back up. I keep telling him to stop doing it but nope. My back is hurting so much. Smh
@@edithdlp8045 thank you 😊
Scaring one you love is cruel.
@@darleneosborn2843It can be in good fun so long as everyone is on the same page about it! As always, consent is key.
Twin "peeks"! Omg!! I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while! My cheeks hurt! If I were in the audience, I would've been counted as part of those sitting to his right. Loved it!!!😂❤😂
Thank you!
Apparently, my normal mode is stealth. Can't tell you how many times I've just walked into a room normally and scared my wife half to death because she was turned away from the door and only knew I was there when I spoke. Never even thought about doing it deliberately as "bonding" exercise...
I love the boxers cuddling so true.
It's like they're saying "I love you man-please don't FMU just yet", or, "can't we all just get along?" Both are nearly exhausted it's one of the best aspects of professional boxing which he turned into comic gold
I like this guy! He's hilarious!!
I’ve found a new comedian! Love his sense of humour 🎭🎟️👏🏻🇬🇧
Yes! Chris Martin!!! I want The Rock to be my ladle as well!
You get it!
If there was a laugh-o-meter, he would would have won the all time dry bar comedy award!
Omg this guy was hilarious.😂😂😂
Cheers!
I feel weird being the first human leaving a comment so...
Good set mate!
For everyone else, don't scroll down.
😂this guy is cheeky. Love it...spooned by The Rock!
Ladled... Hahaha!
funniest comedian ive seen in a long while!! fresh
At first I thought he was gonna sing Coldplay songs...
😂
For the record, I am taking this as literally advice for my husband so I hope it turns out as hilariously as your standup did!😂
Oh my gosh! He is so funny! I also love his accent! But truly, I hope to see a lot more of him! Great set!😂
I laughed harder than I was expecting at the last joke! I can't even imagine her fear!!! Great set!
I laughed so hard i barely managed to hit the like button! 😂😂😂👌
This guy has IT! So he should definately continue his style, and make more. I would love to see a comedy special with this guy! 🙏👍
Very hilarious 😂🤣.
I can relate to EVERY. SINGLE. WORD he said about scaring. He and I are the same person! 😂
Omg, this man’s really funny & spot on !!
Very funny
After a lot of horrible comedians lately here at Drybar, it's wonderful to finally have a good one that actually is funny.
Not many are horrible just inexperienced. Why don't you do better or just not complain.
@@dverygrateful1- So, only YOU can express an opinion!
I didn't really care for his bit, but that's my opinion so ill wait for the community ridicule and "cancellation"@@declamatory
Love this guy’s energy!
Pinball flipper lines😂
Brit named Chris Martin... but not the lead singer for Cold Play!
Still a funny set.
I found this video when UA-cam gave it as a result in a search for "Viva La Vida".
@@christopherhuang9501 Ha!
Ah man I need more!
Great set so far!
Killer job
I laughed so hard I cried …. 😂🤣😂🤣
I also absolutely hate being spooked or scared and would get violent instinctively lol 😂 everyone knows I’m not fond of surprises. My ex was dumb enough to try to surprise me and instead of a happy reaction I had anxiety attach and cried.
Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
He's very funny. 😂 Love him.
Lol so true with new relationships 😅 My ex was changing his shirt in his wardrobe and I snuck up and lightly pecked his side. Everything went black for a sec cos he backhanded me half way across the bedroom lol. He was apologetic but I never did it again lol.
😂 this was great! The scaring bit, when he has kids this bit will be even 😂😂! My husband and kids have scaring contest like they work for Monsters Inc or something🤭!
He is amazing and so real!!!
Hysterical! ❤️😂
So funny!!
Really funny!
LOL
Lizard lizard round the world Hannibal lector is going to be stuck in my head forever now. Thanks
My sides hurt 😂😂😂
😮this guy is genius
LMAO!
Some people react defensively on reflex. Hiding on the porch may get you punched in the face with keys; especially if I'm coming home from a self-defense workshop. 😊
I also thought I was going to be the guy in Coldplay
Hilarious!!
He's hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s funny
That was nice Clairece. Lizzard to lickter.
😂😂😂
Skipped the soup spoon, went straight to the ladle. Interesting.
He's Chris Martin and British lol!
Im well above average then.
Im a Brit and 6'4
Oh yeah!
Boo!
Did anyone notice they edited out the audio of something he said?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my gosh sooooo hilarious
I love scaring my husband too! Many years ago I stood against the wall on the 2nd step of the stairway. As he turned the corner to come up the stairs, I did my jump scare and stabbed him in the eye with my fingernail. Not so funny now, is it? Yea, he had to cancel meetings the next day, and go to the ER to have this tiny bit of torn flesh removed from the eye. Anyway, married almost 40 years and we still laugh about that. (He was fine and of course I felt horrible. Still do the scares though.)
The reserved English delivery kept the audiences interest compared to a US comedian where assumptions are immediately made.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Halloween week, I had a chiropractor appointment. Sitting waiting I decided to wait behind the door.
But first I wrapped myself up in the long white paper from the treatment table… mummy! It was grand!
😂😂😂😂
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Write her name with your tongue, when kissing the woman you love.
Actually you look shorter when you have a slim straight build.
Lol he's a whacko!
Duuuude.......no
I thought it was because you were skinny also.
He’s trying very hard to tell his wife for a long time, but she’s not listening.