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  • @ll4680
    @ll4680 Рік тому +2093

    Steve and the Microphone he’s holding got the same haircut😭

  • @stalinzambrana5755
    @stalinzambrana5755 Рік тому +770

    😂😂😂 MJ needed more friends like Steve in his life… he would be around today if he had more friends that don’t sugar coat things

    • @brendalg4
      @brendalg4 Рік тому +28

      Donny Osmond invited Michael to his house right before he passed away. Michael never came. Donny said he would keep it private

    • @MattSingh1
      @MattSingh1 Рік тому

      *Wacko Jacko was likely a paedophile, FFS.*

    • @AchmedComedy_
      @AchmedComedy_ Рік тому +19

      Facts! The bigger the star, the more afraid people are upsetting them by giving them the real talk

    • @wilmmerwest3876
      @wilmmerwest3876 4 місяці тому +1

      @@brendalg4MJ was rehearsing so he couldn’t 😢

    • @angelmartin7310
      @angelmartin7310 2 місяці тому

      Jordan Chandler wasn't white tho

  • @JeanJac-z8u
    @JeanJac-z8u Рік тому +194

    "Mike got so much money, you aint- , you can-, YOU CANT COUNT MIKE MONEY!" 😂😂

  • @DaniMacYo
    @DaniMacYo Рік тому +183

    His lady scream was freaking perfect 😂.
    Oh man I miss Michael Jackson. Truly a remarkable human being. Lived a life like no other. ❤

  • @tammysims8716
    @tammysims8716 5 місяців тому +37

    "You need to go round some black folk that pray." Truth.

  • @Greeny1308
    @Greeny1308 Рік тому +283

    Mike got....Giraffe money 😂😂

  • @lthabana1104
    @lthabana1104 5 місяців тому +20

    "I'm ready" took me out 😂😂😂😂

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions Рік тому +78

    Mike come out the room dressed like Captain Crunch 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 9 місяців тому +6

      That’s Chris Rock’s joke.

    • @ArranVid
      @ArranVid 3 місяці тому +1

      @@negativeindustrial But didn't Steve say it before Chris did?

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ArranVid
      He did dress like Captain Crunch, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if several comedians landed on the same joke.

    • @cebobiyela
      @cebobiyela 3 місяці тому

      Ha ha ha😂😂😂

  • @chrispascual8118
    @chrispascual8118 Рік тому +42

    "giraffe choking on collard greens" omg im tearing up

  • @ah10t72
    @ah10t72 10 місяців тому +26

    Steve Harvey: the only comedian that can put collard greens and giraffe in the same sentence 😭😭😅

  • @maxedoutmotivation8430
    @maxedoutmotivation8430 Рік тому +226

    That was a good set. How many professional comedians could create an entertaining show for a Christian audience?! Steve handled his business

    • @TimTucker-er4wr
      @TimTucker-er4wr 9 місяців тому +4

      99% chance that wasn't even Steves set.. no doubt stolen from a real comedian

    • @WideII
      @WideII 7 місяців тому +4

      Chris Tucker

  • @jakerattle95
    @jakerattle95 Рік тому +240

    He told this story again recently had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @afrosymphony8207
      @afrosymphony8207 Рік тому +40

      the recent one is wayy funnier...the "hee hee they pulling my shirt steve" bit sent me laud 😭😭😂😂

    • @akuapiatas
      @akuapiatas Рік тому

      heeee heeee heeee steve, steve @@afrosymphony8207

    • @Katyloveheart
      @Katyloveheart Рік тому +13

      The church one ....I died😂😂😂

    • @goldenwolf8081
      @goldenwolf8081 Місяць тому

      @@afrosymphony8207I watched that earlier and it’s amazing!😂😂

  • @ArthropodSpidey
    @ArthropodSpidey Рік тому +81

    Steve's pants could fit him and a giraffe at the same time

  • @Jaysart1
    @Jaysart1 Рік тому +129

    You made me miss Michael all over again … did he ever make it to your church with the Nutcracker outfit?
    🤣💦

    • @Mauljai
      @Mauljai Рік тому +18

      Yes he did 😂😂

    • @Wh4L205
      @Wh4L205 Рік тому +5

      Yeah he did! They got pics

    • @Shablue1
      @Shablue1 Рік тому +7

      Yes. Just search for MJ at church

    • @BUDOKAIultimate3
      @BUDOKAIultimate3 Рік тому +2

      Yes there's footage on CNN. Search it up, lol

  • @jonahwantenaar2652
    @jonahwantenaar2652 Рік тому +43

    That scream at the end was amazing!!😂 he hit an E6 which is whistle tone territory! Michael would be very impressed.

  • @MrNoLen5
    @MrNoLen5 Рік тому +13

    0:35 *Michael Jackson* "No, it was 3, it was 3 giraffes Steve."

  • @BettyBoopramsey84
    @BettyBoopramsey84 Рік тому +38

    Cap'n Crunch 😂🤣Nutcracker 😂🤣

  • @SirRayDonavan
    @SirRayDonavan Рік тому +35

    Bruh that scream took me out lol!!😂

  • @craigcp7455
    @craigcp7455 Рік тому +203

    THERE CAN NEVER BE AN EQUAL TO MICHAEL JACKSON AGAIN!

    • @HarryHeath-pb6rv
      @HarryHeath-pb6rv Рік тому +5

      Steve let it be known they were friends!!!!

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake Рік тому +3

      I dunno man, I think Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter were at least on his level, if not above and beyond

    • @andma5117
      @andma5117 Рік тому

      He was the king of the paedos.

    • @pli8630
      @pli8630 Рік тому

      facts. a pedophile but also the goat of pop. unbeliveable.

    • @ayandabanks2872
      @ayandabanks2872 Рік тому +2

      The negativity in that statement has a life of its own. The youth is more versatile than you could ever imagine.

  • @GgWifi-ot2sh
    @GgWifi-ot2sh Рік тому +165

    Steve is actually a VERY talented comedian

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Рік тому +6

      News to u...?

    • @GgWifi-ot2sh
      @GgWifi-ot2sh Рік тому +8

      @@d2dar459 that he was actually Very calculated and super INTENTIONAL. yes . I grew up with Steve Harvey as just a cool funny guy . I never noticed how developed he was in his craft .

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Рік тому +2

      @@GgWifi-ot2sh
      Ah, okay. Well, I guess he was just standardly funny at one point, to be fair. During his Def Comedy Jam days, maybe.
      He's definitely developed since then. 💯

    • @kw9568
      @kw9568 11 місяців тому +2

      DUH!!!!!! Why do you think he's been around so long 😒🙄

    • @Former_Employee
      @Former_Employee 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@kw9568don't be rude dude

  • @brucebanner7420
    @brucebanner7420 Рік тому +36

    Dressed like captain crunch for church is wild 😂

  • @ТатьянаАнисимова-е9ш
    @ТатьянаАнисимова-е9ш 9 місяців тому +16

    Steve is such a good storyteller, too ❤ not just a comedian

  • @Looneybird-so5bm
    @Looneybird-so5bm Рік тому +22

    Steve is one of the greatest comedians of my times and it’s why I won’t stop 🛑 my dreams of being a comic and it’s why I keep praying 🙏

  • @KiaPi2012
    @KiaPi2012 10 місяців тому +10

    Truer words were never spoken!! Thank you Steve. I wish he had listened

  • @shfortesss
    @shfortesss 7 місяців тому +10

    I must say Steve Harvey is funny HE IS THEY KING OF COMEDY

  • @mattbee4091
    @mattbee4091 Рік тому +84

    God bless Michael Jackson!

  • @AndySaenz924
    @AndySaenz924 2 місяці тому +3

    It’s so weird seeing him with a full head of hair like this!

  • @mitchellbanks34
    @mitchellbanks34 Рік тому +25

    I know he ain’t talking about how somebody dress😂😂 But he telling the truth tho.😅

  • @jadenjacobcomedy6237
    @jadenjacobcomedy6237 Рік тому +38

    Aye yo, Steve is the One!!! 😂😂😂 We need him to come out of retirement🔥🤞

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Рік тому

      Retirement? He may not be touring as a standup comic, but he's still active as the host of Family Feud and its Celebrity edition.

    • @jadenjacobcomedy6237
      @jadenjacobcomedy6237 Рік тому +4

      @@johnanderson9765 He's retired from Stand-up. I was referring to him coming out of retirement for Stand-up. He has to be filtered on TV - his Stand-up is where he gives a real piece of his mind😂😂😂

  • @leonzalirchirl2828
    @leonzalirchirl2828 Рік тому +32

    Please come back and do comedy I love you all the work you’re doing you’re funny wherever you go family feud radio and comedy

  • @MarlonXian
    @MarlonXian Рік тому +38

    01:13 his stomach must be hurting as hell
    You can tell he got his money's worth

    • @teddyhart2913
      @teddyhart2913 Рік тому +4

      lol its like the joke is funny, but not THAT DAMN funny lol he look like he abt to die lmao

    • @johnanderson9765
      @johnanderson9765 Рік тому +4

      He's laughing so hard he's crying.

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 Рік тому +1

      😂

  • @viniciusmachado8791
    @viniciusmachado8791 Рік тому +57

    Much love from Brazil, Steve! I want you back with a banging stand up special.

  • @klmegm197682
    @klmegm197682 Рік тому +30

    Raw and honest...😂

  • @GSB_KD
    @GSB_KD Рік тому +29

    I’ve NEVER seen Steve with a dusty haircutt😂😂bro stay with a fresh line up

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 9 місяців тому +8

      It’s a wig, dude. He puts it on like a Lego man.

    • @3776-d8n
      @3776-d8n 6 місяців тому +1

      @@negativeindustrial 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ТатьянаАнисимова-е9ш
    @ТатьянаАнисимова-е9ш 9 місяців тому +7

    This made me miss Michael Jackson all over again 😢 The world is not the same without him 😢

  • @that1latinodude20
    @that1latinodude20 Рік тому +14

    Steve Harvey with hair is something I didn't know I needed

  • @JamesO606
    @JamesO606 11 місяців тому +7

    It’s not the money , he cared less about the money … it was mike himself . He was so famous he couldn’t go nowhere and I mean nowhere on earth . They shut down the store so he could shop , just to feel like a human . He had kid over because he never had a childhood and mental got stuck like that , that’s why he hung around kids and comedians . Steve , Eddie griffin , Chris tucker and Eddie Murphy. Chris tucker tells a story when Micheal and him throw water balloons at people through the sunroof of a limousine … all the comedians have a story about mike . Mike wasn’t a child molester . They should have got him a counselor .

  • @Ocean11126
    @Ocean11126 Рік тому +51

    MJ is a genius❤

  • @summerrose8110
    @summerrose8110 Рік тому +54

    0:44- According to Chris Tucker, Michael bought 3 giraffes.
    4:51- I know Michael is innocent also I wonder was he that naive of those parents trying to set him up to falsely accuse him. I'm just guessing Michael was one of those souls that tries to see the good in everyone and ignore the bad. Which isn't bad, but skepticism helps sometimes. Key word sometimes.

    • @daprincebeats
      @daprincebeats Рік тому +4

      Definitely

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Рік тому

      @@daprincebeats Interesting.

    • @daprincebeats
      @daprincebeats Рік тому +9

      @@summerrose8110 he was naive to not see that people can switch on him for the right price or an opportunity

    • @spawnofhumanityscrimes
      @spawnofhumanityscrimes Рік тому

      He was a predator by your logic bill Cosby was innocent. Celebrity does not equal innocence.

    • @summerrose8110
      @summerrose8110 Рік тому +1

      @@daprincebeats I can see that, never met him although he seemed like the type of person to only see the good in people and ignore the bad. Like I said, that's not a bad quality. It's kind of funny because he wrote songs about shady people who want to take advantage of celebrities who spin lies to make a quick buck. I guess he didn't realize that it would happen to him.

  • @cg.7578
    @cg.7578 Рік тому +9

    Humor makes us light and human

  • @Looneybird-so5bm
    @Looneybird-so5bm 11 місяців тому +22

    Words are not enough to express how or in what way mr.Harvey motivates me I’ve been on the brink of suicide yet came back

    • @LilySteph1949
      @LilySteph1949 11 місяців тому +3

      Please don't do that. If you believe in God pray
      Ask for his help. Immediately going to hell isn't worth your soul. You are loved, and perfectly made and we all go through things but God is so powerful and mighty
      He saves
      Trust him and Jesus also. God bless you and your family and stay strong. You got this
      M

    • @Looneybird-so5bm
      @Looneybird-so5bm 11 місяців тому +1

      @@LilySteph1949 thank you 🙏 for your concern but I was recently released from psychiatric hospital 🏥 for trying only angry 😡 I failed 😨 again

    • @noshortcuttoglory6443
      @noshortcuttoglory6443 9 місяців тому +2

      Brother, suicide doesn't ease the pain you are in, it just transfers it to your loved ones. Thank God you made it. Pray, be open to people and seek help anytime you feel that way

  • @the-876er
    @the-876er 10 місяців тому +8

    Steve is known for his talk show now, But I really forget, sometimes how funny this dude actually is. This was hilarious. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidbowers6707
    @davidbowers6707 Рік тому +11

    You can never accuse Steve Harvey of not keeping it 💯

  • @themagicman6965
    @themagicman6965 6 місяців тому +2

    ,,Captain Crunch... the boy looked like the Nutcracker" I cant remember when I laughed that much!!!!! xD

  • @DNATruLyricist
    @DNATruLyricist 3 місяці тому +3

    3000 acre train ! Daymn that's crazy!

  • @PumpkinPieDoll
    @PumpkinPieDoll 7 місяців тому +2

    I DONT CARE HOW YA FEEL ABOUT IT "NO MOE YT KIDS" 😭😭😭🤣 that exactly 💯

  • @brucewayne2478
    @brucewayne2478 Рік тому +51

    Steve had a dope Afro back then 🔥

    • @dforman4770
      @dforman4770 Рік тому +3

      It’s so perfect 😮

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 9 місяців тому +5

      Y’all really can’t tell a wig when you see one? He puts his hair on just like a Lego person.

    • @GottagitchaGROOOVEon
      @GottagitchaGROOOVEon 7 місяців тому +4

      IT'S A MAN UNIT!! 😂

  • @thehomelessproject3784
    @thehomelessproject3784 Рік тому +22

    His haircut is literally perfect 😮 perfectly symmetrical and not a hair out of place 👀

  • @fortysomethingbadgirls2173
    @fortysomethingbadgirls2173 Місяць тому +2

    Michael was remarkable. All he did was relive a childhood he was deprived of. Miss him

  • @waynecoleman-ou9te
    @waynecoleman-ou9te 11 місяців тому +2

    "I ain't got no 8 year old buddies - ding dong is Steve there" LOL.

  • @jamesr4464
    @jamesr4464 3 місяці тому +4

    Looking like Cap'n Crunch!

  • @signoraamatory
    @signoraamatory Рік тому +9

    Fast forward to todays time STEVE HAS GIRAFFE MONEY NOW

  • @sunnybleeze2277
    @sunnybleeze2277 Рік тому +5

    Michael was not tough thay is why they got him. Thanks sir for being frank with him

  • @kellyanndean9374
    @kellyanndean9374 Рік тому +24

    I love me some steve harvey❤

  • @michellejames5765
    @michellejames5765 Рік тому +18

    Omg Steve got me cracking up🤣😂

  • @benedictmathe159
    @benedictmathe159 11 місяців тому +3

    "All this equipment on" 💀

  • @Dayta
    @Dayta Рік тому +28

    im sitting over here in germany with my big fat white behind in front of my computer tears in my eyes laughing my ass off. oh man how much i miss comedy like that. i dont know how steve is doing this but what i can tell is THIS is how you do it !

  • @davidgrace2951
    @davidgrace2951 10 місяців тому +2

    One of the best 8 minutes of comedy I’ve ever seen.

  • @fatalheart7382
    @fatalheart7382 Рік тому +6

    Cute. Fun. Courage. Propriety. Honesty. Great comedian.

  • @shadyshady3390
    @shadyshady3390 10 місяців тому +4

    Steve Harvey: Underrated

  • @kevinwake8789
    @kevinwake8789 Рік тому +12

    No wonder steve said his barber was put on suicide watch as he went fron this beautiful hair to a bald man lol.
    His barber makes millions now per year with his shops and barber colleges.

  • @frozengamer3030
    @frozengamer3030 Рік тому +8

    Steve is the GOAT of stand up

  • @lisachismar8225
    @lisachismar8225 Рік тому +9

    Looks like Richard Pryor here😅

  • @mufush
    @mufush Рік тому +11

    😂😂😂😂Steve you killed me,love you brother

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 7 місяців тому +2

    I swear if MJ had more people around him during key moments in his lifetime like Steve, Chris Tucker, Eddie Griffin, etc. I think there's a good chance he'd still be alive because those brothers weren't people leeching off of him. These were men who would keep it real with MJ!

  • @elz1250
    @elz1250 Рік тому +12

    Michael had that “ fuck you I only need God to judge me” kind of money

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 11 місяців тому

      Then why did he need to pay off all those kids?

    • @elz1250
      @elz1250 11 місяців тому +4

      @@rogerwilco5918 because those kids had crazy parents who were after Michael’s money. And it’s terrible that they tarnished his image. I can’t agree or disagree with the children’s statement but on if his accusers did commit suicide. That situation cause numerous tragedies all over

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 11 місяців тому

      @@elz1250 so Michael Jackson will pay any kid with crazy parents??
      Wouldn't it be cheaper for him just to prove his innocence?

    • @d2dar459
      @d2dar459 8 місяців тому

      ​@@rogerwilco5918
      That question itself does nothing to negate the amount of money he had. Lol. Unless u just wanted to get that dig in?

    • @rogerwilco5918
      @rogerwilco5918 8 місяців тому

      @@elz1250 so, you'd rather pay them than clear your name?

  • @MarkMark-io5ts
    @MarkMark-io5ts 10 місяців тому +2

    💀💀💀💀💀 already got the dog tied up to the tree

  • @KarenMoore-bk9nc
    @KarenMoore-bk9nc Рік тому +4

    Richard Pryor is playing the role of "Steve Harvey"

  • @qdontae6
    @qdontae6 Рік тому +3

    Ppl can say what they want but can’t deny Steve was funny af with the hair, I remember when this came out I died laughing 😂

  • @Improvemypronunciation
    @Improvemypronunciation 10 місяців тому +4

    So funny 🤣🤣 baby, I loved me some Michael Jackson and still do. 👏🏾👏🏾

  • @EclipseHedgehog
    @EclipseHedgehog 11 місяців тому +3

    shout out to that kid on the right not caring in the audience @ 3:00 😆

  • @me4JD
    @me4JD Рік тому +9

    MJ needed more friends like Steve - to be honest with him and ground him - but I find the bit here about white boys strange. When was this skit? because the '93 accuser was multiracial, with his mother being Chinese and black. The '05 accuser was hispanic. The maid, who claimed MJ tickled her son, was from El Salvador. I think the stereotype arose from Michael's friendships with Macaulay Culkin and Ryan White, neither of whom ever made any negligence claims.

    • @DXVI9
      @DXVI9 Рік тому +6

      He said Mike was 47,
      He turned 50 in 2008, so guessing the comedy show was in 2005-06, probably sometime after the trial.

  • @zabiricon7478
    @zabiricon7478 Рік тому +13

    This is the best stand up ever

  • @berniekennedy9793
    @berniekennedy9793 Рік тому +10

    Crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @3776-d8n
    @3776-d8n 6 місяців тому +1

    Steve is hilarious 🤣🤣 he had me laughing and the people laughing in the audience had me laughing too

  • @mik7564
    @mik7564 27 днів тому

    I love this. Im glad Steve told MJ truthful.

  • @myfantasyisnct
    @myfantasyisnct Рік тому +14

    Michael Jackson name its self can't be touched💯

  • @ziky2967
    @ziky2967 11 місяців тому +2

    Where did Steve Harvey get his suit from😂😂

  • @stinnisbrown7386
    @stinnisbrown7386 Рік тому +13

    Steve funny as hell

  • @derekedwards1904
    @derekedwards1904 Рік тому +7

    Mike childhood was strip from him he tried to do everything he didn’t get to do as a kid it just looked weird to other people

  • @triciab4131
    @triciab4131 8 місяців тому +7

    Whole time that wasn’t his hair 😮

    • @BluEx22329
      @BluEx22329 8 місяців тому

      Just like what he came out of 😂

    • @erickanew
      @erickanew 7 місяців тому +1

      You can tell now, lol, don't know why I didn't see it til Katt, but guess it was not important

  • @vianiexplore123
    @vianiexplore123 9 місяців тому +1

    He makes me smile everyday… I com to YT for him only

  • @Lori-zh2hv
    @Lori-zh2hv 18 днів тому

    When you scream Steve that is my smile you give me. And yes I can 🙏4u😂❤

  • @zeedotyy9096
    @zeedotyy9096 7 днів тому

    Didn't I tell you ahh not to open the damn window 😂😂😂

  • @TPLS2
    @TPLS2 Рік тому +1

    Harvey with hair on his head feels like an alternate universe reality.

  • @readysetactioncommentaries
    @readysetactioncommentaries Рік тому +9

    That scream 7:27🤣🤣🤣

    • @1Marqus
      @1Marqus 11 місяців тому

      Right😂

  • @ibablo
    @ibablo Рік тому +3

    Steve's suit!! 😅

  • @alvesjunior4585
    @alvesjunior4585 10 місяців тому +1

    Talking about ding dong: "is Steve there"

  • @KimDeloach-h1o
    @KimDeloach-h1o Рік тому +7

    Yes Lord!

  • @22LA22
    @22LA22 8 місяців тому

    Does he have giraffe money? This stuck with me since Steve put this out 😂😅😂

  • @lashondratinsley
    @lashondratinsley Рік тому +5

    Mike!!!

  • @SpinningSidekick
    @SpinningSidekick Рік тому

    The glow on that suit got him lookin' like Bruce Leroy

  • @sweetsister3524
    @sweetsister3524 9 місяців тому

    "The zoo aint gonna sell you their giraffes"😄

  • @mature347
    @mature347 6 місяців тому

    steve be roasting micheal jackson like crazy

  • @georginaparamo4129
    @georginaparamo4129 Рік тому +2

    Money corrupts, Mega money creates freaks, right Steve?! 😮

  • @LegalFiction.
    @LegalFiction. Рік тому +2

    Steve cold wit it!

  • @chigoziechibueze3710
    @chigoziechibueze3710 Рік тому +3

    This man is hella funny 🤣🤣🤣😁🤝

  • @Druisbellmusic
    @Druisbellmusic Рік тому +1

    Dressed like Captain Crunch!!

  • @titopaoofficial
    @titopaoofficial Рік тому +2

    Didn't know Steve Harvey did Stand Up. 😮😮😮 He's so good.

  • @fredrickj.williams7699
    @fredrickj.williams7699 День тому

    All these badges on 😂😂😂