The Perfect Game for White Collar Psychopaths

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  • @potatopotawto1412
    @potatopotawto1412 День тому +820

    Fucking hilarious how Sam stands around, writes fake emails in his writing style, and then tells the recipient “dude you gotta check your emails” and thinks he’s being cheeky and sneaky.

    • @MakinMoneyISeasy
      @MakinMoneyISeasy День тому +18

      We used to do this in High school.
      The trick was to click in the browser when they typed their pass (they always watched the keyboard while typing lol), then turn off their PC and quickly shoot a couple messages to a girl about how hot he thinks she is, and how stupid he thinks the school roid rager looks.

    • @Sumsar333
      @Sumsar333 15 годин тому +8

      The equivalent of a kid coming up to another kid with a warm glass of yellow liquid and being like "Hey I made you lemonade, drink some real quick without smelling it"

    • @WeezyOld
      @WeezyOld 21 хвилина тому

      @@Sumsar333dude i gotta try this

  • @kelso4962
    @kelso4962 День тому +2634

    Sam’s last video. His last act on this earth before the storm was to hit upload. What a guy.

  • @Sumsar333
    @Sumsar333 День тому +520

    It's great to see Sam immerse himself in a fantasy such as having a real job.

    • @Aaron067
      @Aaron067 22 години тому +3

      nice to see a fella outside twitter

    • @fackthegl4094
      @fackthegl4094 17 годин тому

      yeah he doesnt have to imagine bein a psychopath

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 13 годин тому +1

      Such as climbing the corporate ladder to impersonate and replace Stalin

    • @atlas5576
      @atlas5576 4 години тому

      he was a hot air balloon repairman

  • @korbinkepner7264
    @korbinkepner7264 День тому +1369

    I love Sam, I don't know a single youtuber who is doing it like him. He somehow takes what is honestly "funny moments with friends" content, and cuts it together with needlessly high production value cut-aways and an overarching narrative like a Sseth game review and every single fucking video is a banger.

    • @deftdeltron9944
      @deftdeltron9944 День тому +32

      Sam cured my depression

    • @duncancreamer8251
      @duncancreamer8251 День тому +29

      Spitting straight fucking facts

    • @l33tsauce79
      @l33tsauce79 День тому +18

      the man is a master of his craft.

    • @brotatochimp
      @brotatochimp День тому +15

      He's a pro at making funny videos about work place harassment.

    • @yoloswag_8172
      @yoloswag_8172 День тому

      Nobody likes a asskisser , stop that immediately

  • @imagine_you_are_a_burger
    @imagine_you_are_a_burger День тому +991

    Sam really thrives in the office environment I wonder why he doesn't get a real job

    • @ComfortsSpecter
      @ComfortsSpecter День тому +51

      No mini fridge
      And Corporate won’t let Him hog the breakroom fridge

    • @micgelogaming
      @micgelogaming День тому +43

      He’d also probably become a major HR issue

    • @spaceweedceo820
      @spaceweedceo820 День тому +13

      Narcissism

    • @darkmadder762
      @darkmadder762 День тому +11

      Offices are not this fun irl lol

    • @scottieray
      @scottieray День тому +7

      Sam would take 15 bathroom breaks per day.

  • @franchychair
    @franchychair День тому +614

    I’m french, one of the french guy said he was sorry for promoting terrorism

    • @pouetpouet959
      @pouetpouet959 День тому +27

      Yup, they were sending him to the shadow realm because of that

    • @edbuscus360
      @edbuscus360 День тому +19

      How dare he be French and try to apologize

    • @selectionn
      @selectionn День тому +48

      my condolences, I hope you recover from being french.

    • @InnerCityX
      @InnerCityX День тому +1

      I heard something like perojeet telelism

    • @Supercohboy
      @Supercohboy День тому +3

      @@pouetpouet959 Quebec?

  • @TheRealLAC
    @TheRealLAC День тому +334

    Seeing Buttchug pop up in Wubby's stream without being invited by Wubby was such a surreal moment. Gotta love the ninja of UA-cam that is Seneral Gam Gam.

  • @marcantoinelab12321
    @marcantoinelab12321 День тому +151

    16:35 translated
    1: "I apologized"
    2: "Apologize for what ?"
    1: "for having done terr0rism apologism as a joke/for the laughs/to fool around. there, happy?"
    Sam picked the absolute best moment

    • @TheeDucks
      @TheeDucks 19 годин тому +1

      Laughing at the French. bro I'm so glad I subbed to you.😂

  • @sirisaacnewt171
    @sirisaacnewt171 День тому +283

    If Sam was a boss in your average suburban office, he'd definitely be racking up some labor law charges.

    • @tugboat945
      @tugboat945 22 години тому

      or he'd make the office more happy by drawing silly pictures

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 День тому +121

    Sam: "Remember you cannot tell others what to do, you have to be sneaky and covert and smart about it."
    Also sam: "HEY THIS LOOK HE SIGNED THIS PAPER LOOK IT'S THIS GUY LOOK LOOK HE SIGNED IT OMG LOOK WHAT I BROUGHT!"
    Truly, a master of social decception.

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  День тому +91

      I think you think I think more than I think

    • @jaredmichaud6754
      @jaredmichaud6754 День тому +7

      @@GeneralSam Well said

    • @DatsWhatHeSaid
      @DatsWhatHeSaid День тому +3

      Dude's absolutely zonked out of his gourd on edibles and Ghost Train Haze like 99% of the time, what do you expect?! 😂

  • @diffusewizard7622
    @diffusewizard7622 День тому +88

    Of course, Sam immediately targets the nicest guy in Wubbys group.

  • @killerorion1
    @killerorion1 День тому +228

    French translation : i'm sorry i encouraged terrorism at work
    Sam : They just sound funny
    Lmao

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 13 годин тому +1

      French people be like kiwi kiwi

  • @Anoradord
    @Anoradord День тому +194

    Watching streamers larp office drama makes me feel so much better about my irl office drama. At least no one forged a hateful email from me.

    • @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
      @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere День тому +4

      Oh lol it was all you? Damn son

    • @claireredfield4842
      @claireredfield4842 День тому +4

      yet....or ya know you could be the first to do it.

    • @imootep4461
      @imootep4461 День тому +3

      if you have "office drama" you need to seriously reevaluate your life and hypothetical manlihood NOW

    • @mydrillasanjay5397
      @mydrillasanjay5397 День тому

      @@imootep4461 yeah JOIN THE NAVY RAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 День тому +19

      @@imootep4461 bold of you to ask a person to "reevaluate your life and manlihood" when I'm getting that you barely know this person past this comment.

  • @PatriciaJPorter
    @PatriciaJPorter 4 години тому +72

    Sam playing white collar games is like Tony Soprano having dreams of being a pool salesman

  • @Slibaw-m1p
    @Slibaw-m1p 15 годин тому +62

    Sam. Good video.

  • @Truffle_Pup
    @Truffle_Pup День тому +110

    Sam survived Milton by headbutting it.

    • @starcow17
      @starcow17 День тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing. What the fuck. Is his forehead getting larger? Or is that just editing

    • @jackdaw3822
      @jackdaw3822 День тому

      He attached that magnet near Tallahassee to his forehead to divert Milton

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 13 годин тому

      Headassing*

  • @raytheuglymusician2453
    @raytheuglymusician2453 День тому +36

    I’ve met someone like Sam at my last office job. He would hide under the break room sick and lick the calcium from the pipes and call it his “nasty protein powder”. Ended up cutting our utility bill by 25%, somehow.

  • @KvS1x3
    @KvS1x3 День тому +25

    As a fellow man with a receding hairline, I can only admire the sheer confidence it took to wear a slick back hair style with a hairline that far back. You have my respect.

  • @grimarmorer8748
    @grimarmorer8748 День тому +147

    Sam didnt die in the hurricane, yay

    • @GeneralSam
      @GeneralSam  День тому +204

      didnt even get rain oddly enough lmao

    • @madman407708
      @madman407708 День тому +33

      ​@@GeneralSam great to hear pimp, all hail the magnet 🙏

    • @some-replies
      @some-replies День тому

      ​@@GeneralSambitch ass hurricane ain't nothing but a wet breeze

    • @myriadcolors8703
      @myriadcolors8703 День тому +25

      ​@@GeneralSamall hail the magnet

    • @gunsandknivesify
      @gunsandknivesify День тому +12

      All hail the magnet, amirite​@@GeneralSam

  • @luxjarsey113
    @luxjarsey113 День тому +41

    His head looks 2 times bigger then usual

  • @Totoofwarful
    @Totoofwarful День тому +28

    16:37 "i'm sorry to have made an apology of terrorism for fun"

  • @jive3721
    @jive3721 День тому +20

    Sam brought Gilbert Gottfried back from the dead just to play videogames with him

    • @fbi578
      @fbi578 17 годин тому +1

      I was pleasantly surprised to see WillNeff here

  • @based..
    @based.. День тому +40

    Being the boss of a failing corporation? Sounds like Sam’s perfect business.

  • @egoreaper723
    @egoreaper723 День тому +4

    The discord join sound at 2:07 tripped me out so hard lol, was waiting for a buddy and it had me talking to myself for a sec.

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow День тому +4

    "Smoke a pack of cigarettes right now if you're cool."

  • @Hothrus
    @Hothrus День тому +3

    “This isn’t middle earth, this is middle America.” Went fucking hard ngl

  • @srs6461
    @srs6461 День тому +5

    Playing with Will Neff was not an interaction I was expecting.

  • @ShepherdAnimations
    @ShepherdAnimations День тому +33

    Sam terrorizing the working class. That's my youtuber

  • @Rose-wd6sp
    @Rose-wd6sp День тому +15

    if his youtube career ever falls apart he could just use this video as a resume, hired in seconds.

  • @nytdiir
    @nytdiir День тому +3

    Thanks for so many years of entertainment Sam. Been a fan since I was like 16, watching your the flying horse of Skyrim video, the interesting places videos. Even used one of my suggestions. Love you forever man, you're a real one. 34 years now, lol

  • @madman407708
    @madman407708 День тому +14

    Incredible Obituary, 10/10 ❤

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 День тому +5

    Nice to see Brian finally showed up to the office for once

  • @gramboni0624
    @gramboni0624 День тому +9

    Sam climbed the corporate ladder on the hairlines of giants.

  • @NoFaceXI
    @NoFaceXI День тому +10

    10:12 LOL... "born to shit, forced to wipe" shirt

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 21 годину тому +3

    7:54 I've thought about this before and I keep my work computer locked every time I walk away from it. If someone gets on it and sends the bosses a heinous email, what am I supposed to say? That I didn't do it? You think they're gonna believe that? Oh sure dude, some other employee got on your email and wrote an entire racist manifesto and emailed it to us, yeah that just happens all the time, common mistake.

  • @SwiggitySwarker
    @SwiggitySwarker День тому +6

    Thank god Sam was under the vigilant gaze of Mag Lab, or else his computer would've been swept away in the storm mid-upload and we would have never been able to cherish this benevolent gift from our Rat God.

  • @ilikelizards4459
    @ilikelizards4459 День тому +13

    Wow, this game really is a perfect depiction of the cut throat life that every day office workers suffer.

  • @ManOfFortuneGamingChannel
    @ManOfFortuneGamingChannel 10 годин тому +1

    Wubby losing his shit in confusion was gold

  • @danecaton2299
    @danecaton2299 День тому +7

    Godbless MagLab for running that massive magnet to keep Sam safe from harm.

  • @_pezzu_
    @_pezzu_ День тому +1

    "This isn't Middle Earth. this is Middle America" absolute banger

  • @maverickblunk5181
    @maverickblunk5181 День тому +7

    16:40 I am le wôrker, not le slacker

  • @monotonesandwich8968
    @monotonesandwich8968 День тому +6

    this game is PERFECT for me and my office pals! we are such psychopaths, except Phill. he is a sociopath and we HATE him!!!

  • @VeniVinnieVici
    @VeniVinnieVici 23 години тому +1

    “This isn’t middle-earth. This is middle america.” God what a line.

  • @Bread_mans
    @Bread_mans День тому +14

    did he edit his forehead to be that big or is it just like that

  • @bigabsher4153
    @bigabsher4153 День тому +2

    Just finished the video. Going to rewatch it right now dam what a classic.

  • @NasTalkz
    @NasTalkz День тому +1

    I’ve been watching Sam since I was 14. I’m 22 now. I have never seen another UA-camr as authentic as Sam is. By far my favorite youtuber to watch during anything. A meal, a shit. Anything.

  • @WARDEATHFUN
    @WARDEATHFUN День тому

    So glad this was being made this whole time. I was really disappointed I didn't see a glimpse of his perspective the shit he was doing during that stream with Paymoneywubby. He was hilarious even through the perspective of the other players.

  • @lewesc
    @lewesc День тому +1

    Wrapping up the Wurmtounge example with "This isn't middle earth... this is middle America"
    That is some top tier writing.

  • @chrisstoh2975
    @chrisstoh2975 День тому +5

    Thought Chandler Bing was back from the dead for a second there 2:45

  • @hansyolo8277
    @hansyolo8277 День тому +3

    rip sam. Swept away by a storm named Milton. These are the last words of a dead man

    • @christianalanwilson434
      @christianalanwilson434 День тому

      He was gonna be replaced by A.I. soon anyway. At least he went out on a high note.

  • @AaronHausmann
    @AaronHausmann День тому +1

    Glad to see the magnet has been putting in work. Great to know you're safe from the storm.

  • @downshiftchris
    @downshiftchris День тому +5

    dropped right when my lunch started Perfect

  • @bazdarinothebizier9085
    @bazdarinothebizier9085 День тому +2

    That "born to shit, forced to wipe" shirt goes hard.

  • @calebnelson6796
    @calebnelson6796 День тому +5

    As everyone expected, Sam is entirely unfit for an office job.

  • @shlungle5359
    @shlungle5359 10 годин тому

    Sam I love your videos, literally every single one from the last 4 years, and every podcast episode to, has been rewatched at least twice and i laugh every time. your editing is only getting better and funnier

  • @mesro4991
    @mesro4991 День тому +1

    Sam with the office drip in the green screen vids. Love the vibe of this

  • @DbgVeldri
    @DbgVeldri День тому +2

    1:32 smooth brian

  • @theJMZero
    @theJMZero 12 годин тому

    Love watching videos on these types of games, Sam and crew make it look fun, then you play it yourself and its sweat lords that have boiled the experience down to misery.

  • @polybiusv7299
    @polybiusv7299 День тому +1

    good to hear brian's giggle

  • @n996h
    @n996h 10 годин тому

    I’ll never get over these Social Deduction type games. I still rewatch the First Class Trouble & Dread Hunger VODs.

  • @unseen575
    @unseen575 День тому +3

    Hey, I'm a white collar guy. Ive been thinking about being a psychopath, this game is probably for me!

  • @TheVincenzoGaming
    @TheVincenzoGaming День тому +3

    5:48 with 50 hours of Dale & Dawson before this video came out. That isn't even a meme, everyone (espically me) just dogpiles on whoever is sus lol.

  • @Raccoonard
    @Raccoonard 17 годин тому +1

    16:40 "je suis désolé d'avoir fait l'apologie du terrorisme, t'est content ?" means "i'm sorry for advocating for terrorism, are you happy now ?" french DDSS goes wild i tell you

  • @honzzz_
    @honzzz_ 22 години тому

    Watching this while slacking off in my home-office job! Thanks Samuel!

  • @trolltollz1317
    @trolltollz1317 День тому

    This made me happy. Thanks for the videos General Samwise!

  • @stickybanditrs
    @stickybanditrs 17 годин тому

    Watching you fuck over every game whenever you play with the wubby crew is amazing. I wish it happened more often.

  • @MadeInChinaPlat
    @MadeInChinaPlat День тому +2

    2:28 So that's why Brian no longer shows up on the podcast. He's afraid that Sam is gonna send a email to his job with all the stuff he said over the years.😂😂

  • @robertrollins9068
    @robertrollins9068 8 годин тому +1

    My favorite streamer and my favorite UA-camr together again, good times

  • @ben-wi2bj
    @ben-wi2bj 9 годин тому

    this video friggin rocks. this is my second time watching it and I just know this is one i'll keep coming back to, begging for more.

  • @Luke.6650
    @Luke.6650 14 годин тому

    RIP to Sam. I cant believe Milton lifted his house from its foundation and threw it hundreds of miles west into the gulf…gone but not forgotten.

  • @scottieray
    @scottieray День тому +1

    Only thing that would enhance this video is if they had a MANDATORY TEAMS/ZOOM meeting...even though their offices are 10 feet feom the conference room.

  • @corbanchildress8292
    @corbanchildress8292 День тому +2

    Judging by the level of wheezing sam did for this one, i gotta assume this game is top-notch memes.

  • @HansHammertime
    @HansHammertime 19 годин тому

    The French doing less work but getting to the point quicker is perfect

  • @rab_______
    @rab_______ День тому

    Production value on this seems excellent dude! Content recently has been amazing my guy

  • @DerekRamsburg
    @DerekRamsburg 12 годин тому +1

    5:11 15 hour seminar on workplace harassment

  • @choccyraspberry5158
    @choccyraspberry5158 День тому +1

    Finally, the perfect cozy craft background noise 🤌

  • @arbitereli
    @arbitereli День тому +1

    Absolutely incredible video. I too enjoy blackmailing my co-workers

  • @wilsoh8816
    @wilsoh8816 День тому +1

    Sams deprevity with Will Neffs voice acting is like a fucking sitcom

  • @jashloseher578
    @jashloseher578 День тому

    That was a real French office space you oversaw. They really do "work" like that.

  • @pappabear7617
    @pappabear7617 День тому

    This has been the only watchable video I’ve seen from this game, good job

  • @TheMellowTender
    @TheMellowTender 14 годин тому

    Seeing Sam randomly crash Wubby's stream to be an office nuisance was something akin to poetry in motion.
    Would hire 10/10
    Also, hope you and the fam are safe n sound

  • @BigNes445
    @BigNes445 17 годин тому

    Sooner or later, Sam always finds himself back at Monsanto

  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine День тому

    I love it, Sam's playstyle as manager is just to outsource his work to his underlings while he kicks back. Just like a real manager! He is a true capitalist

  • @yungi5730
    @yungi5730 День тому +1

    I’ll see you on the other side Sam, whether that’s this storm, or hell. Godspeed

  • @jlGuitarGuy7
    @jlGuitarGuy7 День тому

    Sam, you're lookin' real fresh my man... Some real business dad vibes. Killin' it.

  • @hobobaggins1142
    @hobobaggins1142 День тому

    Sam you really went all in on this video. Graying hair, double chin… it’s amazing to watch a method actor.

  • @ivanmendoza7582
    @ivanmendoza7582 День тому +1

    Sam on trending was not on my bingo card for this week

  • @Denezins4life
    @Denezins4life 23 години тому

    You lay these giggles at my feet?
    Giggle indeed, good sir. Giggle indeed.

  • @bbbbbbb51
    @bbbbbbb51 День тому

    Sending an email that you need toilet paper & then waiting til they bring it to you to start shitting really is the ultimate power move.

  • @Malonik
    @Malonik День тому

    The paperclip moment on the pc was hilarious.

  • @jcmchandsomeface2292
    @jcmchandsomeface2292 6 годин тому

    Sam if you got the suit actually fitted and well tailored just for a bit I’ absolutely applaud you

  • @GreySlasher63
    @GreySlasher63 6 годин тому

    The French server having them stand around and smoke was funnier to me than it should have

  • @ChrxsJW
    @ChrxsJW День тому

    General Sam is the only guy whose videos I'm willing to watch more than once.

  • @quiteindeed6809
    @quiteindeed6809 День тому

    Boss asking for a TP drop off is some real power type scat right there.

  • @jonesy279
    @jonesy279 День тому

    I love how bad/awesome that suit jacket and tie combo is.

  • @ricolynn
    @ricolynn 21 годину тому +4

    great video but sam can you chill on the ai music in every video, it sounds like mush. we want jippy and old OSTs back

  • @XxPimpStarzXx
    @XxPimpStarzXx 10 годин тому

    Will Neff's voice is so recognizable

  • @jdm777certified
    @jdm777certified День тому +1

    Thank you for blessing me for these last 15 min of my crappy blue collar excuse for existence

  • @mrnils3459
    @mrnils3459 20 годин тому

    2:06 god dang it... That made me check my discord...

  • @Couldntcareless706
    @Couldntcareless706 День тому

    Glad you and the kids are safe man