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What an honor, thank you for having me on, Mr. IH, Sir, Madame 😅
It’s him!
My boi
Amazing Collab hope you two do more in the future
thanks for colab couple of hundred of them
My man
I mean this as both a threat and promise: I will beat the VR Walmart hall monitor to death
chad energy
Looking forward to that 37 minute unedited upload, followed by you looking at the camera and saying "you're next"
If you skip her death cutscene you can dupe like 50 milks back home
watch as in 10 years time Wendigoon is gonna get sued by the AI
Based
I'm so frustrated that he didn't finish the story about his clogged toilet.
aren’t we all
walter
Hi Max
I think it ends with him using a bucket instead
Also, wouldnt dumping suphuric acid in water make it really really hot?
"Cat litter will dissolve."
Cat litter is scientifically engineered to clump and absorb moisture, not dissolve. Cat litter in your toilet is the worst idea you can have
Not the worst idea, quikrete probably be worse tbf.
Why didn't he just flush the paper one lot at a time?
It kiils sea otters actually
@@jason_always_painting3994 Sea Otters are mean.
Unfortunately, I has done this before, with a whole tray 😩
I always thought the “hole” in mens underwear was just a clever way to sew two sheets of fabric together in a way that they glide over each other and allow the geometry to accommodate any bulge.
I've never thought about it this way, interesting take
what about elastane?
its great if you are wearing a suit
@@TheSwedishHistorian this is what i've always thought it was for.
Yup, I am pretty sure that is its real purpose, and it also makes it easy to identify the front.
The dumbest thing about the Walmart Metaverse thing is that's it's VR. You could make it literally anything. You could act like you're shopping in a Tuscan farmer's market or a Star Wars Bazaar or something. Instead it's just shopping at fucking Walmart but in VR.
Oh my god, how did I not realize that? That is literally the ONLY thing that Walmart could have done to differentiate the VR store from their main website and they completely missed it.
They’re selling the fantasy of a completely empty Walmart, with no crazy Karens or screaming children.
Tbf Walmart on its own is more dangerous than whatever you just mentioned
@@JarfTaco also why would you want to put on a headset and go wall around a virtual store putting virtual products in your virtual cart to buy it, instead of just using their website.
@@XforrestgumpXThat’s what I’m saying! If they’re not going to add anything fun to the experience, why bother?
The reason we know about the Roman toilet sponge is because a gladiator wanted to kill himself rather than fight, and since the toilets were the only place he wasn't monitored he took the sponge and choked himself to death with it. A lot of facts about everyday life in history are only known because of court cases and investigations, since that's the only time people found things like bathroom habits and sleeping schedules worth documenting.
He...choked on the communal toilet sponge? That was preferable?
whatever means necessary
Taste the Rainbow!
@@Ironclad17 I mean, if you lose the fight you die painfully but if you win, you have to keep fighting until you eventually die.
What exactly could drive a man to suicide via communal sponge rather than continue with his life?
As a plumber, that toilet clog sounds like an absolute nightmare.
IH replied to another person asking about the clog... He said the plumber told him it was no big deal. Seems hard to believe, but I guess he wouldn't lie about it. 🤷♂️
@@TroubleToby3040That plumber definitely lied to make him feel better. In the trades, you comfort the idiot who made the problem, keep your head down and handle the problem, then go back to the office with a new story to tell everyone
My biggest concern is, did IH warn the plumber of the acid? Because that could be dangerous to unclog.
@@johnreese7973 100% agree.
Holy shit, the unannounced videos at 1:42 foreshadowing the painting, theater and (presumably) wine "Become Fancy" videos.
Whoa wait you’re blowing my mind… how long has he been working on these
No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem, until you realise 'Take On Me' already warned us of that back in 1985
Who knew that music video has been warning us of the backrooms for decades
milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk inside a
Such a phenomenal music video, even almost 40 years later
"No clipping into a textureless void while simply trying to buy milk sounds like a very futuristic problem"
But...but The Backrooms was from the 80's. 🤔 Was there a Wal-mart in The Backrooms? 🤨
@@cobracrystal_ milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk
The white pixelated guy is cool, but nothing will ever surpass Nordman
@@wealthybone2990 the one from the ad read
Every good thing must come to an end. Do not stretch the joke into infinity pls.
Darn I was going to say shadow man but he killed nordman and is the character for raid shadow legends ads. I can’t argue with that
Morbman
@@wealthybone2990 then why would you ask tho?
jon says “i can’t do a patrick impression” cut to him doing a pitch-perfect patrick impression
The toilet story made me feel like my life is much more together than I thought.
I love how the topic is the future and they then spend the whole episode talking about the ancient past.
That's where the future COMES FROM!
XD
@@jamesmitch9792 past view? Who said it was in the past? I saw that "apology" on H3 and it was nothing.
@@jamesmitch9792 he did make fun of that with the whole interview bit
@@jamesmitch9792 OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT, A CONTENT CREATOR SAID SOMETHING BAD, GUYS GUYS
What kind of fascist psycho stops watching videos from someone because of his personal believes? He is not your friend, you don't interact with him, you are just watching his content and he is not less or more interesting because of what he believes outside of youtube.
@@jamesmitch9792 Oh shut up
This is the funniest thing in the world. I'm already aching all over from laughing. I'm home alone so I can laugh as madly as I want and nobody will judge me or feel bothered.
We love that for you
Same .... It's been so long the novelty has worn off I think I take it for granted now
Thanks for sharing that with us.
it's funny when people don't realise they share the earth with people like me who have supersonic hearing 😭😭😭
I can hear you
I love and miss Jon improvising on the spot. This made my year.
these ITFs have unreal replay value
the story with the cat shitting and the chilli oil, pouring yourself water to clean a chocolate stain and this clogged toilet story makes me think you actually are one of those people who constantly fail in infomercials
Lol. I've never thought of that.
While not constant, I have had multiple infomercials where upon seeing them I thought, “oh shit, that’s me.”
XD
what do you mean adding paper towels, clay, and sulfuric acid doesn't fix a toilet?
"Nothing will fit in my urethra!"
"Take me to the sporting goods."
"You already have 50,000 rounds of ammunition at home. Should I put this back?"
"No."
Lmao "our records indicate you lost your rifle in a boating accident. Should we put the 5.56 ammunition back on the shelf?"
No, there's class tomorrow.
Someone in America.
Ah, a man of white culture, I see!
"A man can never have too many books, too much wine, or too much ammunition." - Rudyard Kipling
Buy it cheap, stack it deep.
50,000 rounds is a good start.
"No one gets me wet..like the river.."
The world's slowest content releaser, partnered with the world's 2nd slowest content releaser. What a time to be alive!
All we need now is Michael reeves
Meanwhile me still waiting *checks* 8 years for the rest of the Conker's BFD director's commentary play-through.
Indeed, what a time. I wonder if there's anyone who didnt upload for an entire decade.
@@Tolwrath that one guy that uploaded "me at the zoo"
They should both help work on star citizen
I'm honestly surprised that he went straight for the sulfuric acid instead of just buying the toilet unclogging fluid from the supermarket, he really chose the nuclear option.
He chose literally all the worst things you could possibly flush down the toilet. I feel bad for the plumber who had to unclog that.
@@calebangell77 I don't. He would have paid a small fortune. Plumbers make very good money. The plumber probably feels bad you get paid so little for your work
@@stevepickford3004 at least i'm not elbow deep in cat litter caked paper towels
Sulfuric acid is actually a really good drain unclogger (assuming your pipes can survive it) and it's actually sold at a lot of hardware stores for that purpose.
Britain is on that nanny-state pussy bullshit, but I can get that stuff at Walmart 😂
I could watch these two just talk about whatever for hours on end
The editing was incredible. 'Press X to skip' part killed me.
"I'll add in cat litter to the toilet. Cat litter dissolves right?" No. It literally is made of clay, which is super absorbant and can basically expand forever. Somehow IH picked the worst things imaginable to try to flush.
Lmao and then let throw some random acid, that should fix it... i Kinda want to know how it ended what the plumber said at the end after seeing such sight.
You mean you shouldn't pour cement mix down your clogged toilet?
Bruh I think he's just being satirical
But the clay dissolves because it's just sugar. That's all cat litter really is, and sugar dissolves in water just fine.
The clay litter doesn't dissolve, but the crystal litter which my family uses does dissolve very rapidly. Flushes nicely.
As a Walmart employee, I can confirm that people try to wall clip and backwards long jump to steal alcohol on a daily basis
A man called Spiffing Brit already hacks the steam summer sales.
But *in real life.* Oh, that looks hilarious in my mind hahahah
>Walmart employee
I'm so sorry
@@carbon1255 How could he do that when the Steam Summer Sales are perfectly balanced with no exploits?
You work at Walmart?
Escape.
Yes, I use the front hole/flap in my boxer briefs all the time. Anyone that hasn’t done that has never hunted or worn a shit ton of layers in cold weather or generally pissed outside a lot.
I have never once worried about pissing myself with it. You just don’t start until you have it out, problem solved 😂
'I know nobody who does that'
Course you don't IH, you live in Australia!
I think that maybe it's more of a problem for men 'differently blessed' if you get my meaning hahaha.
Pissing out of the hole < pulling your pants and underwear full down
~ Feels good man
I'm wearing a shitton of layers in cold weather right now. I have NEVER done that, you animal.
Cold weather 101 right here
These two are perfect together they both take a lifetime to upload one video
The great thing about Walmart is that the employees have no interest in talking to you, so a virtual employee constantly bugging you ruins the walmart experience.
I live in India where workers are expected to follow you around and show you stuff... I love India but that drives me nuts.
@@fife8332 I understand the principal, but that would get annoying fast lmao. Here in the U.S. we don't care about anything.
Welcome to Wal-Mart. Get your shit and get da fuck out!
I work at Walmart and I do quite the contrary.
I actually WILL follow you around and help because that means I do not have to do real work and the manager can not send me to do something else.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 big brain thinking.
I am 100% with you in thinking the Roman Communal Shit Sponge was bullshit.
Either everybody had their own, or the communal sponge was just used as a toilet brush. There is NO WAY that Romans were cool with wiping with the same wretched sponge that Fat Flavius just used.
Agree. They probably cleaned the seat before sitting, or something.
They didnt know that bacteria exist.
@@Crit-Multiplier They still had noses! Its not like they didn't know shit was bad for you or they wouldnt have invented an entire sophisticated system for removing it quickly and safely. Humans made some serious steps backwards during the dark ages, people know in ancient times to stay away from human shit
@@Crit-Multiplier they still wre not fans of other people's poop
@@Crit-Multiplier I mean, it still would be pretty obvious that it wouldn't feel good to rub more poop on your already not so clean ass, I mean you would maybe do it twice and say "nah this shit sucks I'm gonna bring my own next time"
I want to hear the rest of that toilet story. Did he eventually call the plumber? You know they make liquid plumber. That might have worked before you put the kitty litter in maybe I don't know. Usually that's to get hair and feces broken apart. I can't believe you put sulfuric acid in your toilet. My husband has to use that when he does a pool. He builds pools so sometimes he has to clean the original pull out when it's a remodel. That stuff smokes like in the picture that they show. Surprised he didn't steam up his old bathroom with sulfuric acid. I imagine that's what happened. That's hilarious. He could have went and bought a snake at home Depot or whatever home Depot is out there. Just ran it down his toilet probably would have unclogged it. There is a number of things that he could have done besides put cat litter and sulfuric acid and his toilet. That's hilarious to me. Okay back to the video before I go to work
Liquid plumber isn't for and doesn't work on most toilets, because of their geometry. It's made to be thicker than water and sink, so in a toilet it just collects at the lowest part, when a toilet actually drains up a bit before going back down. Their design makes it harder for sewer gases in ingress.
But you are right that a snake is what he really needed.
*I have no idea why I wrote you such a long comment. Shit. Must be that bored. Carry on stranger.
I need to know!
so the clog is still there but the acid sits long enough to just melt the pipes
I can’t believe that story is real.
WAIT, how did the clogged toilet saga end? You can't just leave it there!
“DONT WORRY, WE HAVE A COUPON FOR YOUR BAIL” is the most underrated joke this century and I won’t sit for it
what does this comment even mean
@@44almm it’s means MY MOM
*Regular Show Muscle Man intensifies*
I died at that part lol
@@44almm This sir, is how tiktokkers sound
Hearing internet historian talk about the psychotic ways he tried to clear a clogged toilet is perhaps the greatest sequence this channel has ever produced
And with no resolution :( truly a story of all time
It's a miracle his porcelain toilet hasn't shattered from the boiling water and the hydrofluoric acid
For those who encounter a clogged toilet, pour a whole bottle of dawn dish detergent down. Then plunge.
idk man the psychotic texting story was pretty fucking good
That fact that his first thought was to use cat litter and tried a plunger after that has me baffled
Imagine a high schooler preforming a pro level Mario 64 BLJ wallclip to buy him and his friends a case of natty lite
That was probably the greatest interview I've ever seen. Had me dying with laughter
The pyramids being just a pile of dirt from when the Egyptians were digging a big hole, only for the Assyrians filling it in because they're jealous is making me feel like I have never been funny for a second.
Same tbh
And then they left the pile so everyone would know what they did
yes
@@NealBromfield
If they filled the big hole doesn't that mean they created another big hole somewhere else ?
The funny thing is that it was actually the Sea People who filled the hole while they were bringing Bronze Age societies to their end.
The stupidest thing about the whole metaverse concept is that it's saying 'you know what would be great? What if you had to get in your car and drive from webpage to webpage? What if you had to walk around in an amazon warehouse to find things rather than using a search feature and a keyboard?' Just all the worst ideas from 1990 ideas of what cyberspace was going to be.
Remember the episode of community where the dean spends the entire episode sprinting across fields and climbing mountains just to open his email in VR.
Gotta say, the Metaverse is not what Neal Stephenson said it would be, we don't even have the Deliverator!
All the bad cyberpunk ideas, no riding flying sharks through code.
@Vector Equinox JEEEESUS WEPT!
To be fair, efficiency is overrated.
Of course social justice activists are still angry at Jon.
Holding barely-legitimate grudges for so long and pretending it's "human decency" is a fun way to hide your failing mental condition!
15:32 ih's american impression had me dying
Normally I would play stuff like this in the background while working or maybe playing a relaxing videogame (like Rimworld, always need more hats). Anyways, because of your editing - I can't do that. Too entertaining and it feels like I would miss out on 60% of the fun if I wasn't watching.
You make excellent content on your main channel and here - thank you so much for sharing it with the world. We need it in these times.
13:36 I never thought I'd hear JonTron say "C'mon Spongebob, I'm gonna be late for the emperor to fuck my face" in a Patrick Star voice
He said feet not face tho
@@dwightschrute2822 he very clearly said face.
A very bad Patrick Starr impression, I might add
Why not? Everything he's done has definitely lead him to this.
@@jiraffe9600 Wrong. it only sounded like "face", but he fumbled the line trying to stifle a laugh trying to say "feet".
JonTron in the Internet Historian animated style just feels cursed
I am enjoying this immensely but you are absolutely correct, it's hella cursed
Internet Historian animated style is naturally cursed
He looks like Elon musk
You know it is just a tad unsettling now that you mention it.
I screencapped it in GIMP and scrubbed out the cheek lines, the eye bags and arched the nostrils. Looks non-cursed now.
I DID NOT think the historian was stupid until he got to the cat litter
When you think about it, an IH and Jontron collab makes sense.
They both only upload once a decade, might as well do it together.
8 years till the next jontron vid.
👏🏻
Well jontron only uploads once a year bc he unironically wanted a white ethnostate and said theres something innate about black people that makes them more violent.
Both racist as well
@@j14nnachname22 lmao okay
The two UA-camr’s with the most inconsistent upload schedules combine their powers to make a once in a lifetime video.
The stars aligned
just missing Michael Reeves now.
@@DocDewrill I mean...
7:49
Maybe he's next.
Once in a life time because that's how long it takes both of them to upload
Its even funnier when you think about the fact that the angry guy at 3:50 is a german youtuber who didnt upload a video on his main channel for like a year
JonTron making fun of Historian's accent with "Naou" for no and "Yeiss" for yes is understatedly hilarious
I used to work at Safeway. One of the stock managers told me that some survey Safeway did showed that something like 80% of people said they wouldn't take the last item on the shelf, as they would always assume something was wrong with it, without any evidence or validation.
I could listen to IH and Jontron do improv for the next 50 episodes and not get tired of it.
I know, this could have been a four hour podcast
@@unavoidablycanadian397 i would literally kill for a podcast of just them 2
It makes sense though with Jon's past on GG and guest appearances on oneyplays. He's always been funny in both his videos and in improv content.
Episode?
Don't forget he believed rich black people are far more likely to commit crimes than any poor white person
9:28 “Godammit, it was the Assyrians, they were always jealous of our hole!” I think Jon is into History
I mean he knew quite a lot about the word Aryan, far more than what your average Twitter user can
@@def3ndr887 sadly.
Yeah it's a Nazi thing
@@def3ndr887 JonTron did nothing wrong.
@@renji4619 there is nothing wrong with knowing about the Aryan race. Just because Hitler liked the Arayans doesn’t make their historical knowledge evil.
Jon Tron's response to the question, was far more intriguing than the question itself. Great piece guys.
why is this so well made omg i love this THE ENDING IS SO WELL MADE AND IT MADE THE CONVERSATION SO FUNNY
Honestly the concept of being from the future and stuck in the past, while everyone thinks you are insane is pretty horrifying.
why try to convince them? just buy bitcoin, or tulips, or cats depending on how far back you get sent.
Ever heard of a movie called 12 Monkeys? I highly recommend it.
story of my life
@@murderalphabetinc.5162 I was just going to mention that before I saw the replies
@@murderalphabetinc.5162 honestly that might be the best movie about time travel
there is a theory that the giant sphinx in Egypt was originally a jackal, but after a change in power, the jackal head was chiseled down to remove the images of the previous ruling power. This is why the Sphinx head looks small, compared to the body.
Knowing the level of petty some pharaohs had, I wouldn’t be surprised
That actually sounds plausible.
There's another theory that it was a Lion, but after it was half buried in sand for eons, the head eroded and so they carved a pharoah head on it.
There is another theory
Egypts are weird and build weird stuff
@@Krispen_Wah "egypts" lol
This and Fashion and survival are tied for my favorite intros of all time of anything ever. Man I love your work.
The animation on this was sublime 🌟
"Im sorry, but your cart seems to be lacking bugs!"
[locked in the dried insect aisle until quota is met]
Or, after paying: "I noticed your cart contained [meat]. Don't worry, to help you contribute to the environment, [insert name of a Brand(tm) eco-initiative]. I've replaced it with approved plant- and insect-based alternatives. (upbeat) You're welcome!"
Sv trvv
@@pirig-gal horrifying
@@pirig-gal "oh wow how helpful" said the drone
I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS I WONT EAT THE BUGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
17:30 The funny part is, the sulfuric acid might've actually worked if it weren't for the cat litter. Acids and Bases and all that. Definitely the best part of this story.
How to learn Chemistry 101
Cat litter has many applications. I recall my old workplace using it on oil spills to prevent future fires from it.
wait if he's neutralizing sulfiric acid, couldnt he have made some extremely toxic gas while he was at it? lmaooo
@@ardantop132na6 You know, acids and bases and stuff, chemistry?
@@dafunktrunk Well, it is part of my chemistry lesson I learned from school.
Anyway, a gun.
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!*
Fun fact in regards to the toilets:
It was in fact pretty common to have important conversations during toilet time, That's why in Germany having a shit is also called "Sitzung halten" which translates roughly to "having a meeting".
This is a crossover I never would have predicted
Same
Me neither
Man, unrepentant racists suck.
Godbless
Yet very much welcomed
13:36 "Come on, SpongeBob. We're gonna be late for the Emperor to f**k my feet!!!" is an assemble of words that I never imagined I'd hear together in a sentence.
I think he said "face" not "feet", which isn't any better. Lmao
/r/brandnewsentence
where's Bo Burnham when you need him for new unexplored sentences 🥲
But here we are
@@_Gypsy really, i think they meant ensemble instead of assemble lol but hey, we're all chilling at the end of the world, eh? Lol
Please do these all the time forever. Y'all two are magical
The virtual assistant in the VR Walmart reminds me of how some old website back in the day used to have "Enter Website" pages, but like it's for every "page". Like, that's the one thing I don't miss from old internet!
I am so upset IH didn't finish the toilet story. Like I feel like "oh i poured sulfuric acid in my toilet paper and cat litter clogged toilet" is the halfway point, not where it ends.
I mean, the second half is probably "the toilet flushed." Lol
I'm honestly surprised he lived to tell the tale really, even partially.
@@hi_tech_reptiles I really fucking doubt the toilet flushed. I doubt the sulfuric acid worked.
it would be too easy to search for a news article mentioning what came after and exposing IH's true identity
I am legitimately upset. I need the resolution to that shit show of a story.
"I'll shortcut that to 'racism'"
"Where do you get your inspiration"
IH is the GOAT interviewer
reminds me of norm macdonalds " where do you get your ideas from?"
@@nickbowers6821 i thought the same thing. I wonder if Internet Historian has ever been to the Queensboro bridge before 🤣🤣🤣
It was such a good reference to that interview and it kills me that most people won't get it lol
@@urbanfrog Help a brother out? I've never seen JonTron's stuff and now I am diggin it.
@@Dude_Diligence JonTron made the mistake of debating far left political UA-camr about race relations in the US. It went poorly. Nobody actually cares anymore tho. The people who do stand with the pdf file anyway.
Kitty litter was like the worst thing you could have put in there 🤣🤣🤣
IH trying to unclog the toilet with cat litter is possibly the most frustrating story to listen to
So, the sponge on the stick was real, and the sticks would often be communal, but the sponges weren't
They had a jar in the bathroom full of sponged, and you'd gram yourself a fresh sponge to use.
Metatron has a video on roman houses, kitchens, and toilets. I highly recommend it.
Oh that's kinda interesting.
@@adamdee9671 Have you heard the story about the gladiator that chose to choke himself with the sponge rather than fight?
Funnily enough Jon's theory on the Xylospongium being the ancient Roman version of a toilet brush is an actual theory that has been postulated before. Gilbert Wilpinger pointed out the hypothesis that the Xylospongium was a communal butt sponge has no hard basis. Furthermore, an inscription has been found on an ancient Roman latrine in Ostia that reminds people to make use of the Xylospongium. Reminding people to clean their arses would be a peculiar reminder, but telling people to clean the toilet after use makes a lot of sense. Anyone who had to use public toilets, especially those filthy ones often found in seedy locations had to deal with(or at least have heard of) the horrors of stumbling upon an unflushed toilet.
There are signs telling us to check if the elevator is on the godamn floor. Do you really think they wouldn't make a sign to remind people to clean their arses?
@@ursosentado Yeah, but "i fell down an elevator shaft because your elevator wasn't working right" is a lot more likely to win a lawsuit than "I took a dump at your toilet and my butt crack got poo stuck in it".
If everyone wore white sheets I can see how a badlu clean bathroom can ruin your whole day
@@WeaponOfMyDestructio have to cancel a date because you got someone else’s shit on your toga.
@@ursosentado Don't we have signs reminding us clean our buttholes.
I cannot tell you how hard I laughed at Jon's impression of Patrick's rush to see the Emperor. 😂😂😂
I use these videos as sleep ASMR because it’s mostly just you talking calmly to people and you sound fantastic on the mic
The Roman toilet stall thing might actually be true. It’s a bit like how scientists used to base what they thought extinct animals looked like on sketches that basically shrink-wrapped skin and muscle over their skeletons.
Then somebody did the same thing for things like cows, dogs, birds, etc, and it turns out everything looks like a slavering hellbeast if you don’t account for stuff like hair/fur, fat, cartilage, etc. Basically all primates (including humans) look like different variations of vampire.
Yes but dinosaurs are magnitudes older than the Ancient Rome
@@otto_jk how are you so sure? Have you seen them in person? The logic my mother liked to use with everything out of reach.
@@jackbordar2727 she should try on her skin if sulfuric adic really works or is just a big chemical industry scam
@@otto_jk The concept is the same. We only see what survives so we are biased towards certain conclusions becuase we are missing information (or at least, not all information has survived in the same form). Another example would be the tools, weapons, pottery etc. that survives in identifiable condition is biased towards higher quality tools and towards durable materials that can survive a long time.
There are literally untold numbers of stone and flint axeheads found in territories of ancient indo europeans dating back well past the point at which copper was widespread, yet the numbers of copper tools found is much lower than expected. Copper can be easily recycled into other tools, knapped stone cannot, so less copper tools survive to the current day in some form because people at the time were more likely to retrieve them when damaged.
Wood decays pretty quick. I cannot comment on the "stalls in roman bathrooms" thing, but 2,000 years is enough time for wood to decay to the point of uselessness or for easily taken material to be salvaged or broken up. Keep in mind that, IIRC, the Vatican used a roman toilet as a throne for many decades while there were internal disagreements on the nature of the ornate seat. They did not know and they were hundreds of years closer to the Roman Republic than we are (with much more direct cultural roots and living in a world filled by Roman artefacts and remnants of their customs)
@@GlobstersMessenger im sorry the vatican did w h a t
If they added Pokemon-style random battles and enemies that dropped discount vouchers and collectible VR figurines as loot, every single person would shop in the Metaverse immediately and forever.
what if there was a raid boss that would show up once a week and killing it would drop the coupons
@@NightClubSamurai yo that would be so sick. You could incorporate many minigames in a scenario like that
WHEN'S THE BETA?!
I don't know. I get the idea, but if i'm going out of my way to do house chores, the last thing i'd want is for a digital moron to try and start shit at a simulated walmart, wasting my time furthermore. But having randomly generated coupons scattered around would be fun.
The Black Friday Event is live! You have unlocked the ability to steal items from other shoppers trolleys!
As a Nigerian that water spirit part was fucken funny!!
I don't think the communal sponge was a thing. I think everyone just brought their own or you could just buy a fresh one from a merchant outside.
It's so refreshing to hear Jon just riffing unscripted like this again, he's such a funny guy
honestly that's why his newest videos are meh
ever since starcade it's all been heavily scripted
I miss sleepycabin. If they never stopped Jon would’ve probably been on every 1st/last episode of the season. It’s sad the economy forces people to go their separate ways. I think all the places they were setting up shop in kept raising the rent so sleepycabin had to disband.
@@calebblack1420 it's more like people not getting with the times
@@SuperAWaC times?
This is why Jon era Game Grumps was good
Holy fuck the Patrick foot part made me felt so fucking uncomfortable and yet I was laughing like crazy
Same, but the entire thing.
I didn't learn about foot today, but I fucking wish I could go back in time and never hear of it
The Patrick Star bit had me in tears.
I like how Internet Historian got bodied so hard the entire video he has to try and flip it at the end and still got bodied 😂
You really thought cat litter, known for clumping and being thrown away, would go down the toilet and UNCLOG IT LOLLLLLLL
You sound just like the plumber :(
@@IHincognitoMode I did something almost as dumb, but I just flushed a bunch of paper towels down the toilet. I had a bunch of water and human waste come up and flood my bathroom 😖
Why didn't he just... Take the paper towels out of the toilet?
Special thanks to the editor giving us the visuals to accompany Young-IH trying to unclog his toilet with a boiling chemical cocktail that sounds like it would be banned by the Geneva convention.
We absolutely need more videos like this.
This was absolutely hilarious.
once i learned about the underwear flap i used it once and decided, "why go through that trouble when i can just pull my pants down for half the time"
Foot binding is one of those things I have never googled, at least not for images, because the description is horrific enough alone. I didn't realize the toes like squish up into the meatball that was the foot like that. Absolutely vile. But that Patrick Star bit was fucking hilarious.
Yeah, I hadn’t seen it till earlier this year…
Perhaps modern fetishes aren’t so bad after all 😂
Cranial binding also exists. Pretty wacky skulls out there
One of the many reasons I dont trust China. They were doing that shit to their daughters for a thousand years. It wasn't even stamped out completely until people started making the argument that it was holding back china because women with bound feet couldn't work and would raise less healthy sons. Arguments that it should be banned because it's cruelly held little weight with the people.
Its incredibly inhumane no matter what your perspective on it is... also you know... really fuckin gross
I almost died 🤣
VR Walmart is horrifying, you can tell no one involved in that project has seen a video game before because the actual application would end up being a horrible mix of VRchat, hyper niche Skyrim lewd mods, and gmod.
Just Teardown VR on a wallmart or any store and will be a sucess, then people cry about how is children are gonna destroy their local supemarket, and some wacko is gonna hear about it on the news and actually do it for is tak tok videos
Speedrun to the first VR Wal-Mart nude mod
@@ArktikAlice : So basically a typical day at a Florida Wal-Mart?
Wal-Mart brand name groceries have less or missing ingredients in them than the same brand names you buy at other grocery stores. I discovered this when I became financially able to shop other places. This needs exposer
props to the editor, the cuts of the jordan interview were put together perfectly
Jon Tron actually murdered this as a guest on the show.
MORE.
Not only did he kill it, he deliberately STABBED IT in the heart and proceeded to stab it in the crotch several times and kept stabbing it afterwards
hes a white supremacist
If only he wasn’t a white supremacist who wants “pure white bloodline” 😅
@@Fan-imator Heart first? What a Gentleman.
@@chri5wyd367 omg lol
Their stifling of laughter during the interview was infectious. The whole video was a joy to experience.
9:30 the sphinx was actually a lion head originally, and recarved, if you look at the proportions the head is way too small for the body, but you can overlay a lion head and it is a perfect match for the structure.
You just had to be the 'ackshually' guy, didn't you.
@@sunnyjim1355 no he is the "watched too many conspiracy podcasts" guy
@@Maethendias Oh, I must have missed that one then, haha
@@sunnyjim1355 I mean, it's a fact. They talked about it. It may be something people want to know after hearing about it.
@@morephalynx742 OK, fair. But it's not something that's high on my list of priorities right now, nor is ever likely to be, tbh. I'm already no fun at parties. 😄
Every once in a while I come back to this video because the intro is so well done. Completely unexpected.
Omg im dying. So glad I just discovered this channel. This is so amazing.
skinning the bread? don't pin that one on us mate that's only you
Half life
Full life
I love Jon
"So you plunged it? Or stomped it down? Or anything other than what you are about to tell me?"
racist
Basically IH: "No. Kitty litter and acid."
I love them both~
@@Jalais mind giving context?
@@predatorking3131 Maybe the part about his middle name being Aryan lol
@@revenantproxy9100 lol, that would be funny
I actually love Crystal Pepsi. They brought it back for a shirt time and I tried it out of curiosity. Its EXACTLY the same. Maybe *slightly* less carbonated but I liked it
Haha that was an incredible trainwreck of hilariousness. The future? Let's talk about roman toilets, my past toilets, and Jontron getting upset about questions he's being asked lol. This was great
The RDR2 bread skinning animation edit done at 15:15 is beautiful and deserves to be directly called out.
Who says skinning bread
@@onlyjoinedtotroll there are dozens of us
@@onlyjoinedtotroll reprobates and knaives
Every time I see red dead redemption 2 abbreviated my brain first reads it as R2D2 and I have to do a double take to make sense of it
@@MacabreMole dozens of monsters
Internet historian really pulled a Norm McDonald and asked “where do you get your ideas from?”
Probably from under the Queensboro bridge
absolutely
Reminds me of that tragedy...
I get them from Ralph's, the meat section...
@@pigpig252 That's the Ramones. And Terran Gell.
I need an ending on the toilet story, it reminds me of that French guy who clogged his neighborhood’s pipes with orbeez
finally started jontron's culture video. didn't realize it was part 2 so here i am XD wow summoning salt reference wooooo