Limmy Reacts to Jeff Bezos mugging off William Shatner
Вставка
- Опубліковано 18 жов 2021
- Unofficial (Limmy Endorsed) channel of Twitch clips and Improv
Watch Limmy with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/limmy?sr=a Mon-Fri from 9:30am GMT
Follow Limmytwitchclipsplus on Instagram www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...
Follow Benny Harvey / @bennyharvey for Full Limmy vods and Loads More Improv stories - Ігри
Watching Bezos trying to muster genuine empathy towards Shatners experience was like watching a psychopath trying to deliver a eulogy for a grandparent they had bludgeoned to death
aye
Limmys commenters are nothing if not creative, I’ll give ye that.
Bezos was probably hoping he could use the champagne bottle to bludgeon Shatner
This is worded stupendously
"Watching Bezos trying to muster genuine empathy" you already nailed it there!
"you want a little of this?" as he sprays a recovering alcoholic with champagne
@Newsbender II Silence, conspiracy theorist.
I also just noticed that Bezos is wearing a space suit even though he didn’t go up this time, like when John Terry wore the full Chelsea kit to the Champions League final that he didn’t play in.
lmao
Great soccer analogy
Hahahaha yeah
We’re aw here for the shite patter
full kit wanker
0:50 That moment you realise that you have been used for a very expensive PR exercise
I've hung out with some rich narcissists before and this exactly what they're like during conversations. Not interested in anything unless it interests/benefits them.
If all of a rich narcissist's interactions are like that then they must actually be the loneliest men in the universe!
@@max-rdj9741 That's absolutely right, that's why they're so greedy and desperate to fill their lives with more and more material objects, because they're so empty on the inside.
@@max-rdj9741 can't beleive they're capable of loneliness
That's just grumpy consumerist cockneys as well though m8.
👍👍 "You're boring me now, fuck off"
That was a hard watch. Shatner should've just walked away.
It's worse when you know he's a recovering alcoholic
@@Bzorlan Especially since his late wife also died to accidental drowning because of her own alcoholism
@@fluidcultist2591 jesus fucking christ
He didn’t tho because he has class, unlike besos
I was mad af when I watched this. Poor Bill was talking from the heart about an experience of a lifetime.
I don't know if he was talking from the heart, but very rude to take a shit on him.
@championchap I mean, Shatner's got a massive ego. I'm sure it was crazy and life changing, but his cadence was still Mr space captain.
He should be grateful bezos exists
This video is a thousand times worst when you read what he just wrote about in Variety about the experience
@@lukecockburn1140 Why? Billionaires didn't invent, research or develop any of this stuff. They just leech vast profits off the backs of millions of hard-working people by slashing their wages, cutting corners on products and co-opting the internet and mainstream media to make them out to be some sort of heroes of humanity. They then hoard so much private wealth through corrupt and immoral means, damaging society in the process, that they are then able to fund private space trips and things like this. If society operated morally and properly, for the benefit of everyone, space flights would not somehow never exist. They'd still end up happening, just via other means of funding without a handful of corrupt businessmen hoarding more than half the entire world's money. This hoarding of vast wealth to levels never before known in any human society, absolutely is destroying economies around the world. Money is a finite resource, you can't just print as much as you like, and it's supposed to function more like blood flow in an organism - not clotted up to bizarre levels causing irreparable damage to the system).
Even on more basic levels, shady businesses like Amazon are destroying countless smaller businesses around the world and trampling opportunities for everyone else to start their own businesses to make a living. Instead, everyone will eventually be forced to work for these vast companies on paltry wages, also causing even more increases in mental health problems and all the rest of it. Not to even mention the fact these billionaire's corporations do not pay any taxes back into the economies they are leeching.
Stop defending the biggest crooks in the world. Often come of the biggest crimes against humanity are technically legal, because those leeching and hoarding all the world's wealth therefore have the power and influence to keep their dodgy immoral practices legal and, now with the internet more than ever before in history, are able to co-opt and fool billions of people around the planet into falling in line with their damaging and crooked empires.
If Limmy had have been there he’d be whispering to Shatner “Hey, Captain Kirk, Ye cannae stand for that, chin him, go on!”
Spraying booze all over a recovering alcoholic, classy
Personally Im gonna take his rocket just to get showered with xannies.
@@Trancedd you'd need them after being trapped in such a confined space with that lizard guy
@@uncomfortablecrocs I guess there is a price that exceeds wealth you must pay to take one from Bozos rocket, the mapped out concocted fucking creep.
What a bald piece of work.
@@uncomfortablecrocs not a lizard. remember these evil fuckers are human
"you're no allowed to pause"
A major problem for Shatner, who communicates through 90% pauses.
A profound moment hard to articulate and could of had a great quote in there he just needed to take two minutes to give his attention. Fair play its a big achievement for him and his company but speaking to them one at time should of been an expected part of the day
@@braveheartthecommentor5805 could have*
should have*
it's not "should of" because "of" isn't a verb, "have" is a verb so it COULD not BE (verb) "of"
@@ambrehyu9451 Astonishing
You already know that Bezos is the type of guy who is constantly interacting with other people when you’re talking to him at a party and then suddenly says while you’re not even finished yet: “it was nice seeing you again. I got to go. Cya”
Urgh I hate those kind of people, why even bother talking if they're not interested
He wouldn’t even give you that. He’d just turn and walk away while you’re in mid-sentence. Cancel your Amazon membership.
well, he's just making sure everyone is having a good time.
Shatner was traumatised by the sheer overwhelming contrast of life and death he just witnessed, inches away, on the other side of the capsules glass window.
Light and dark.
Blue planet, black forever infinity.
Light, Darkness.
Life, death.
That it happened so fast.
Here, Earth, all living things. Heat. Air. Safety.
And in less than a moment. It was gone.
Already troubled with the holdups in the countdown, the anxiety of the journey, whether his body could take it and the many many ways that his life could end in fire and heat. Multiplied by the fact that his life altering flight into space was the closest he'd ever felt to having a religious epiphany.
He then, with all this truth and emotion, nerve endings exposed and raw AND with a mind still capable of explaining the enigmas of the experience, these legions of thought, trying to translate this into coherent speech, knowing that this electrified moment could only be spoken, for the first time, when it meant the most, once and only once.... he then had the shallowest man on earth to tell it to.
That's fucking heartbreaking.
Class comment
The poetry in this comment is Nobel prize worthy.
@@Mike-gd4zd ahh mate. Did you see it? I watched it live.
It was like Shatner was about to reveal the actual meaning of life, off the cuff, no polish. And then some cockwomble let's off the Champagne and that's it. Gone.
I heard once about the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, Kubla Khan and all that, that Coleridge had dreamt it while on an Opium kick.
And when he woke up, he had like a hundred verses or something and he had to write it out immediately. The dream was evaporating by the second. He must of been slamming them down on anything he could get his hands on. Form and meaning in a single continuous thought.
Then there's a knock on the door. It's a Postman.
"Thank you" snatches and closes the door and with the momentum carrying him back to the desk, he slows to a stop......
"Faaaaaahkinell"
The rest was gone.
What we have was what he wrote till the Postman knocked.
Bezos may very well of been that postman.
Bezos has found a way of travelling back in time to balls up possible great moments in history.
Remember that time when Culina stopped Everton from winning the Champions League?
That was Bezos.
Or when the UK government passed on the idea of the Mobile Phone system in the 70s.
Bezos.
......I digress.
Thanks for the comments. Cheers.
He wrote about what he felt going up and coming down later in an actually quite beautiful article, but you're right-- right then and there he felt the cosmos but only had a ghoul like Bezos and his cronies around to ignore him
He wouldnt have got up there without Bezos. Bezos is literally the reason he was able to have that experience.
made me laugh out loud when you're saying "forget about going to space have you see this champagne being splashed around" LOL
"One small step for man, one giant leap for Amazon Prime™."
This is soul crushing
Shatner is a recovering alcholic as well. Spraying champers in his face is mad anyway
Sorry you were saying something about how it was one of the most profound moments in your life, eh?
I'm just glad a 90 year old man was able to pass the g-force test and then survive the journey
Not just a 90-year-old man. A fat 90-year-old man. Gives a lotta hope to us regular fat people that we might survive going to space.
He looks about 60 fucking hell
1:55 had me absolutely howling
Seeing Planet Earth from space has clearly humbled Bezos and brought to the surface his long dormant compassion and empathy for human beings, both collectively and as individuals 🙏
Love that that's genuinely what almost everyone who goes into space experiences. Should be part of a psychopath test, launch someone into space and see if the first thing they do on landing is a) discuss the oneness and fragility of humanity or b) go on Instagram
Comedy gold. 👌
@@andypitchless5515 🤣 i’m not sure if the first post is a pi$$ take or does the guy work for Amazon?
@@andyetheridge Poe's law 👌
...NOT!
Bezos is a perfect example of far too much money in the hands of completely the wrong person
Like Zuckerberg and the idiot from Twitter, random idiots in the ‘right’ place and the ‘right’ time
He's the only one thank God.
You dont get that kind of money being a good person
I agree bit no one should have that much dosh
@@badhonky6473 yeah people dont seem to understand this
Serious question he's been up in space with no toilet and now he's in the middle of the desert with no toilet where is captain Kirk going to drop his captains log?
shatner pants?
He'll have to beam it down.
@@andyetheridge awsome 😂
@@andyetheridge 😂😂👍
When he circled Williams head with his mouse
Cracked me up
I died 😂
Transaction complete, customer service obligations met, manners no longer necessary. What a dodgy car salesman.
Perfect 😂😂😂
the way he tosses the still full champagne bottle away like its some sort of disposable one use item, or as if he would prefer to waste it than let anyone else drink some
Fucking disgusting
william shatner is a recovering alcoholic too
It is a disposable one use item
@@pruges221 not when its still full :) it can be used to pour many drinks! ergo not "one use" though you're right in the sense that when its finished the empty bottle IS disposable, though this bottle was largely full... most importantly he was surrounded by people who could have used the drink, being in the presence of jeff bezos
@@AntonioProla Jeff had another four bottles lined up off camera I heard.
and he just throws the champagne straight into a bush
“here’s a bin that never gets full”
he doesn't give a fuck about the planet
bush lol
Id rather a Bladerunner-esque dystopia than this shit
Right? Who could ever have imagined that space travel could be so fucking banal?!
atleast theres some passion and action in such a world.. in ours theres just shit...
Just wait a while
We're headed for literal corporate feudalism once King Bezos and Co get their greedy little paws on some decent AI automation. Once they've monopolised the entire planet they'll go on to replace all of us peasants with AI and leave us all to starve to death fighting over the past tins of beans and fresh water whilst they live it up in their gated communities on Mars waited on hand and foot by their underage Boston Dynamic AI cat girl slaves. Were headed towards a dystopia but most of us won't get to share the 'fun', all these VR futuristic ideas are being marketed to us all, but in reality only the elite will use this stuff. They'll use the technology we built and paid for as tax payers to benefit themselves whilst they leave 99% of humanity to starve out, jobless, penniless with no democracies left. It will be worse than serfdom.
The future is bleak if we allow these oligarchs to continue corrupting our governments etc. Tax the hell out of them all and redistribute all the wealth they've stolen from us 👌
@@xxxxOS no representation without taxation
The people in the back are so desperate to fake laugh and make a bunch of noise, knowing they're on camera. Those forced screams of excitement do my head in
It's hard to say I'd act any different though, I'm awkward af in most situations, especially ones like this
Wooooooooooo! AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA HAAAA WOOOOO!
Americans are like this permanently
Yeah, maybe it's just me but the screaming and laughing got annoying after a bit.
Shatner seemed to cheer up once he got hold of that woman, never seen a 90 year old grasp onto something that tight before
She could see he looked bummed-out.
Shatner is still just one of the little people, not part of the sickeningly rich world of Bezos.
This! It's almost like school all over again. Shatner is probably the oldest person there and is therefore the least popular. No ones wants to hang around him because he is old, all they want to do is be young, dumb and have fun. That's why nobody really talked to Shatner. Then as soon as that woman came over, jeff is right there pretending like he cares. She showed an interest so for that minute Shatner was cool, when she went away again, I bet bezos couldn't have cares less about Shatner.
@@steelemyheart Shatner is SHATner in Bezos eyes.
7:15 The thought that Shatner was just gonna say he didn’t expect they were going to shoot up into the sky is fucking hilarious.
He tought he was on a movie set and they were all just pretending to go to space like he used to.
He didn’t get to finish his thought, he also mentioned the blue sky after that but never got to say any of the rest of it
Guys, it's shooting up. Why is it shooting up?!
@@chrismac4441 because you touch yourself at night.
"I didnae know we were goin up"
I thought exactly this when I watched it live. Shatner was going off to the Fifth Dimension with his thoughts, and Bezos goes "yeahhhh champagne REEEEEEEE"
Yeah whatever old guy mumbling, where is the Champagne? Bezos is just like me watching Limmy
Shatner's late wife was an alcoholic, and died of drowning while drunk.
I'm sure Shatner loved the champagne shower.
@@KIager ffs, can’t do anything these days without some pussy being offended
@@zedrockiby Yeah, Shatner's a huge pussy... What?
@@zedrockiby ? its not like theres an abundance of people getting offended its just rude as fuck to do that considering hes a recovering alcoholic go back to 4chan weirdo.
Jeff is so out of touch due to his distance from the common man I’m not sure he felt much of anything at all while up there in space, to him it was a stroke of ego but to William Shatner it was a truly inspiring and eye opening experience as it should have been for anyone. Jeff sees money, Shatner sees humanity, this is manifested physically in this video, one man is more interested in champagne and celebrating and the other is feeling reflective, and one of these guys has a lot of power over our future.
It's really not just distance from the common man. You can be a long way from 'the common man' and still able to connect with what someone says to you. You can be a long way from the common man and still be humbled and blown away by the glory and vastness of space.
What we see here is a manifestation of who Bezos is; egoist, narcissist, sociopath.
He just interrupted the guy... a dick move for sure, but jesus, calm down lol... Jeff Bezos is a human being as well, he probably felt a lot of things while up there.
@@diabl2master Seriously wtf? He enabled Shatner to go into space, and because he got distracted in a conversation with him, he's an evil sociopath?
@tc98826 yes he is we knew that before this though
Jeff: so, we gave you a free ride into space - give us a quick line or two about how cool it was and that everybody should do it, even though it actually serves no purpose..
Bill : I went up and realised we're fucked if we don't all work together to make a.....
Jeff : Woah! Watch out everybody - there's some fizzy wine being spilled! (shoves Bill out the way and looks like a raging asshole)
Pretty sure the ticket was $20 million. At least thats what Tom Hanks said he was offered for a purchase price.
It's a classic case of a late bloomer nerd. They overcompensate and act like complete assholes when they get their "high school glory days" they thought they deserved 20-30 years later
This is why we need to properly tax multi-billionaires.
@Jay M this is why
@Owen Yeah no, I like having food
@Owen Socialism is when no food /s
@@thinkngskeptic The amount of people who are in a situation of hunger in my country is almost four times the population of scotland, 19 million. I don't live in a communist country.
@@thinkngskeptic Get tae fuck, assuming you're a yank with that profile picture.
Hate Bezos
7:54 It's a military tradition, "these stars never run", they face the direction you're running. The implication is never run away from a fight, if that makes sense.
What if the person wearing the uniform IS running away.
@@Snotlingfondler Or if they're running into battle with the wind to their back? 🤔
Michael Collins....as Karl Pilkington said..."the loneliest person ever". The most distant from life, yes, but loneliest, no.
@@EnclosedPoolArea Michael Collins the astronaut lol not IRA leader
@@furiousox We won't let the IRA take over the moon #neversurrender
Michael collins is a war hero, dont forget that.
I remember ignoring Bezos when he was in the Amazon branch in Gourock. Just walked right past and blanked him.
Should have asked him if he works here.
ahaha he probably unironically gets mad at that thought
Limmy is the best laugh impersonator
that 'is kubrick still alive?' just set me off into giggles
I am hearing Shatner did a Shatner in his space suit on the way up and down, smell was honking
Shatner had served his purpose and Bezos couldn't have made it more obvious, the shyster!
This is basically No Country for Old Men in a 5 min clip.
11:32 imagine they sent the rover to the moon and the camera showed someone taking a shite
He was just a prop in a promotion, and he was letting him know it.
Can't believe they let that lot go into space when all they want is some bubbly after being as high as you can get you would think that would be the last thing on your mind. Shame only the former captain of Enterprise was the only person that did it to actually experience it and not just something he can boast about to his mates.
I'd be sitting and basking in the life changing experience I'd just had. Seeing the edge of space as a humble human should be a solemn moment.
get bezos sent to mars
the reversed flag is used in military uniforms as well and is meant to symbolize that the flag is moving as the person runs/walks. its like every person is the flag carrier now.
But what if they're running/walking with the wind to their back, which would blow the flag in the normal direction? 🤔
I nether thought I would say, out of the whole crowd William Shatner is the only decent human being there. Plus Limmy’s right Shatner was brilliant in Star Wars 🤣
It’s like the ultimate ending of the space race. When Captain Kirk realises he’a in league with the closest thing to a supervillain in real life
Everyone: Going that high into the atmosphere and seeing the earth as one place...
Bozos: Wooo...champagne for a trip I didn't take! Hahahaha, I own space now!
A man has just returned from space. A once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have changed the way he sees the world. He begins speaking to you about what it was like, what he saw and what he thought of it. To see our pale blue dot, in all it's futility and inconsequentiality. His eyes begin to well with emotion. There is some champagne a few metres away a group is about to open. You ignore the man and ask for the champagne bottle so that you can shake it instead. Jeff Bezos everyone.
he didnt even go to actual space. just the top of the atmosphere
Get Shat on
"To boldy go ... where no Amazon driver has been 'unable to deliver' to before."
Reminds me of Ben Kingsley in The Sopranos!
Yes hahah
Shatner never had the makings of a varsity athlete
OMG, totally !
I'll tell you one thing, I'm not ashamed to say it, my estimation of Jeff Bezos as a man just fucking plummeted.
Reminds me of Ben Kingsley in sexy beast
Imagine ignoring a 90-something year old that YOU INVITED
Psycho makes me shudder
William Shatner, absolute legend, beloved by millions all around the world.
Jeff Bezos, a deeply unpleasant, grasping man, who knows deep down that his money will never make him worthy of affection or respect.
listening is such an underrated skill
I’ve seen this.. truly unbelievably disrespectful.
Shatter to Bezos: Everybody in the world needs to do this.
Voiceover: Everybody in the world wasn’t able to do it.
Profundity is impossible for most people. Its the preserve of intelligent, non psychopathic people only. William would've been best off just walking away from the rest of them. Performative teenage screaming and spraying champagne, is the way fake shallow people behave. Blue Origin is space travel for children. The Overview Effect is something that people that shallow don't have the mental capacity to achieve. The ability to take something philosophical away from it all, and pausing for real deep thought, is the mark of greatness.
I could not believe what I was seeing when I saw the livestream, I was so disgusted at the whole situation.
This is still one of the funniest UA-cam videos I've ever watched.
Talk is cheap guys, stop using Amazon.
YES
100%
Talk is cheap guys, just sell your house and live in a tent in the forest
Did people live in forests before Amazon?
@@71hammyman They banned that, I'm not sure if you know.
All the land is already claimed, and rent is due.
The dark haired lady saved the awkward situation. She definitely knew.
This is ONE of limmys best bits because it's SOO true lol
10:20 heavy Karl Pilkington energy there
I just want to give Shatner a big hug. That’s awful.
This whole video got me lmfao
I'm afraid Bezos will cancel my Prime privileges if I say what I really think.
Just don't pay for it and speak freely.
Lmao, imagine giving up free speech for prime privileges
@@-RXB- He is joking!
@@amp4105 i sure hope so
Shatter literally left scratching his head devastated
Never thought i would feel bad for Shitener.
The sycophantic burd Infront of his champagne spray, vomit
I like how Bezos shrugged off Shatner trying to have a meaningful and enlightening conversation about the thrill of reaching space, where William thought he had finally met someone on his level of popularity, fame and wealth.
When in reality, Jeff saw him as someone below him, and William felt what anyone else feels around him when trying to talk to Shatner. Like George Takei mainly
This analysis is one of the highlights of 2021.
This has me in stitches. Just brilliant.
was shatner actually expecting the worlds most sociopathic individual to give a shit?
aye hes ninety and aint aged since he went through warp speed respect the captain
Limmy's like the ghost voice of Scotty from Star Trek.
At 7:57, the flag is mirrored because the stars must always face forward in the way the vehicle or person is moving. Same thing on space shuttle, NASA astronauts, aircraft, military, etc.
Hi... are there any videos of them actually going up? A cockpit video perhaps.... showing readings etc?.. the landing? I havent seen anything other than this video...
@1.54 THAT LAUGH! I love when people do this.
Shatner should have looked to the camera and said, Beam me the F*** up Scottie.
Woah that’s Michael Myers beside Mr. Clean!
Makes it worse that I assumed Shatner was paid to go up it and as a result his monologue was him advertising the product haha. I assumed this because Branson wanted him to go up in his rocket and Shatner said 'how much would you pay me to go up in it?'. Was I wrong? I didn't think he actually spoke like this monologue. Still love him though, Shatner is a legend and hilarious on Twitter.
It's just a hot air balloon ride not in the 19th century.
@gibbdude it's a 21st century version of Hot-air balloon ride.
@@ummerfarooq5383 lol, what the actual fk are you chatting about, it’s a hot air balloon
Sorry to ruin the magic for you but Shatner's Twitter is 100% run by his publicist, he's likely not ever seen Twitter in his life.
The slow-paced Canadian conversationalist gets ignored by the high-time preference American grandstander.
Thought that was Jean Luc Picard hogging the limelight 😆
Absolutely lost it when limmy spotted the lonely little fella @11:20
cant believe limmy did a karl pilkington bit
Is it unreasonable to want to see the full unedited footage from inside the capsule from launch to landing?
Yes, who would want to watch going into space from before launch, launch, travel, destination, space, return in one clip, no cutting, no editing, think of the cost of the GoPro’s needed? - all because they can’t leave lower earth but won’t admit it!
bezos's laugh is haunting
At 50s Shatner is blatantly thinking to himself "ya baldy wanker"
Who else has never bought, or are ever going to buy anything from Amazon?
"Give me a champagne bottle. I WANT ONE"
Why would he say that? Like a four year old.
Speaks volumes......
The endless vacuum of space is nae big enough for these two Ego's eh?
…and then Shatner turned and said “Here you ya wank”
The chib glistened and the fud lost his train of thought
Does someone have the link to to the clip?