Cause you aspire to bland, trope based mediocrity rooted in idealised notions of places and situations, rather than making the effort to scratch the surface and see people and their actual lives?
Ladies, you best be pleasing in appearance and conduct, lest you become a spinster and your teapot remain bereft of sewage water provided by a gentleman of good stock.
I just discovered cottagecore a few days ago, its a nice aesthetic but its not a realistic lifestyle, just pick the realistic parts from it like dressing well, baking, and enjoying nature. I can do all this which makes me feel blessed to live in rural ireland
Cottagecore is similar to eco-living in that you grow your own fruit and vegetables, and then bake/cook/preserve what you grow. It's really no different to what eco-living / permaculture types are doing, except that you wear a frilly dress while doing it.
They built a load of fancy new houses near my little village and we have been flooded with this species i was wondering where they came from 😂 you just missed the bit where they all have untrained gun dogs with wierd names !
*I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY* to escape the digital world - I'm not even religious...! That is how oppressive the digital world has become, it was the only place I could be reasonably sure no one was going to be staring at their phone
Love the tower crane in the background at 0.29. 👍 I have planted grain, harvested it, reared animals, am a qualified chef and can cook any kind of bread and cake you like and live in Georgian house with a rose garden that I planted. Mind you, if you haven't driven a combine harvester until sundown and been up to your ankles in manure up to your armpit inside a pregnant animal at some point in your life - you aren't really trying. 😁
They can't have ever met real farmers 😅 Jeez Louise it's a tough life especially in my Grandmother's day. Thank God for modern conveniences to help us along!
I used to be punk, skinhead, gabber, doomer.. But as I am pushing 40 and am considering cleaning up my act finally, I think I need new schtick. But I have few questions first: The sub-culture does not seem that diverse, is this male inclusive (I am a caucasian, no worries)? Is Tik-tok a necessity? As a skinhead I had issues with community not giving a flip about football. I am a bit nervous about going full straight edge, are shrooms and homebrew beer an issue? How not to get confused for an amish? Thanks! Hopefully among your ranks soon if plausable. :)
I think it's ok as long as the shrooms are consumed with an afternoon tea picnic in a gazebo overlooking a pond. The beer is acceptable but you can't filter it - needs to be all cloudy and authentic.
It absolutely is inclusive! To any gender and any race. I see quite a few non-binary people in the cottagecore, and I personally know at least one guy who's totally cottage core :) they just weren't available for this shoot :')
Cottagecore girly here: oh, we take drugs. Tea and refined carbohydrate baked goods. Caffeine and carbs, those are drugs. And we get plenty of dopamine from buying our endless array of milkmaid dresses. (I really want that blue one the blonde girl was wearing...)
The road from cottagecore to tradwife is paved with sourdough loaves
Banger comment
Bovarians
ok but this isnt complete until he does a dark academic video too
yes !!!!
And techwear/warcore 😭
im actually surprised this blew up sm
edit: i only said it bc i wear the dark academia aesthetic myself 💀
"well organized hippies that don't take drugs" yup
thanks to everyone who has been watching these homemade movies 🎉🎉
Please make a video talking about the other kind of cottagecore...
Thankyou for making them 💗😆
You definitely went to most of the lectures, and read the recommended reading list in its entirety. Namaste
@@twiddle7125 I'll bite. What's the other kind of cottagecore?
cottage industry
Why does "well organized hippie that don't take drugs" actually describe how I aspire to be
Cause you aspire to bland, trope based mediocrity rooted in idealised notions of places and situations, rather than making the effort to scratch the surface and see people and their actual lives?
@@sanjayrfound the insufferable 14yo who thinks he's profound
@@James-ev5dy Dunno I kinda liked it
Like any of you grew up around actual hippies
Same
My great grandma rocked this trend. Lived to be 110 years old. Flippin poser that she was
or a hipster?
May her tea pot always be filled with sewage water in heaven 🥰
110 is a strong number! That’s older than the wizard who keeps following me around in my dreams and telling me to choose the right path
I love that her purse is literally a cottage
Ladies, you best be pleasing in appearance and conduct, lest you become a spinster and your teapot remain bereft of sewage water provided by a gentleman of good stock.
Hahahahah
Very well said, sir. General applause in your general direction. I apologise if my comment is candid.
#keepsweet?
Patriarchy squared
I just discovered cottagecore a few days ago, its a nice aesthetic but its not a realistic lifestyle, just pick the realistic parts from it like dressing well, baking, and enjoying nature.
I can do all this which makes me feel blessed to live in rural ireland
Wait, Ireland actually exists? I thought it was made up, like Canada.
Cottagecore is similar to eco-living in that you grow your own fruit and vegetables, and then bake/cook/preserve what you grow. It's really no different to what eco-living / permaculture types are doing, except that you wear a frilly dress while doing it.
I was preparing to be insulted, but as someone who loves cottagecore, he's right.
That's funny! I was preparing to love it, but felt a little insulted. ;'D
They built a load of fancy new houses near my little village and we have been flooded with this species i was wondering where they came from 😂 you just missed the bit where they all have untrained gun dogs with wierd names !
That's so weirdly specific you should almost make your own video
"there's nothing in it" lmao
please never stop making videos you are the best youtube channel
Algorithmic prison door
*I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY* to escape the digital world - I'm not even religious...!
That is how oppressive the digital world has become, it was the only place I could be reasonably sure no one was going to be staring at their phone
Did you watch this video in church
@@meditationsfortheanxiousmind- I would have done if it came into my notifications earlier LOL
"Our Father, who art in Heaven... hold on I just got a text."
The third place used to just be church, and things in general were probably much better for it
@@palaceofwisdom9448that was great, lol.
“patriarchy squared” really got me
Cottagecore till I die.
Lacan and Zizek would be proud 😂
The script is so good!
Best currently living poet.
Love the tower crane in the background at 0.29. 👍
I have planted grain, harvested it, reared animals, am a qualified chef and can cook any kind of bread and cake you like and live in Georgian house with a rose garden that I planted. Mind you, if you haven't driven a combine harvester until sundown and been up to your ankles in manure up to your armpit inside a pregnant animal at some point in your life - you aren't really trying. 😁
I love these even when the topic covered is something I didn't know existed.
It really is being a hippie without the drugs
That teapot is breathtaking! I’ve been compelled
Honestly thanks for putting my scattered thoughts about cottage core into order and words, you hit it spot on
That chase scene is the best one yet
You blew this wide open and showed us what it really is! Wow.
They look so comfortable and cosy. Love cottagecore women
I feel attacked lmao, this is so fucking true and funny
My favorite part is how none of these women disagree with you, they're just dressed like that like "yup....escapism, yup."
After a week of grinding out stardew valley instead of studying for my month of easter holidays, that outro fucked me up
I never knew Ally Sheddy could knit...
Delightful.
i love this channel 😂
beautiful as always
This video gives early UA-cam vibes and I'm here for it.
Brilliant. 😢
'Paintball's Coming Home'
Cottagecore without the mention of Pinterest is criminal.
I'm going to keep loving cottages anyway... Really wondering if there's a fairycore video :D lol
They might be delusional but i love them.
If you are like this hmu immediately
As a gay man, this video did not go in the direction I was expecting..
@@noodle_Cx Cottaging (British men fucking in public bathrooms)
@@noodle_Cx Don't mind him, LGHDTV+ base their personality on their bed preferences.
@@noodle_CxYou sweet summer child
@@marauder_- the poor innocent thing lol
I only get this because of C. Veitch.
Best one yet 👍🤣
ARE YOU MARK FISHERS REINCARNATION???
Nah, mark fisher saw the imitations
this guy doesn't
I love how one of them dropped their hat while they're chasing him
Good dating strategy tbh gets me going
I'm okay with this assessment. I'll take it.
wholesome
They were all great sports about it
i like it
Back to nature movements are as old as the ancient Greeks and as necessary when the world cycles through new peaks of corruption and artifice
thought this was gonna be some new music genre or something lol
I’ll tell you what m8 In spite of all the things he says some of these women look quite beautiful to my eyes.
No waaaay!? Its cold up there so you can dress 🥻👗 picturesque no?
Ah yes pass that buddah sack - SEWAGE water?! 😮
Cottagecore is secondary 😤 miss Marple chick style is original 😎
I thought this was going to be an April Fools
sometimes the algorithm truly blesses you
I thought this would be the first one where they don't chase you at the end, but the cottage ladies surprised me by giving chase at a hasty pace.
If you square it, it cancels out!
One of the best videos ive seen in ages! 🎉🎉🎉
hot dang
I see gulls
Anyone who uses the word late capitalism has more than a lil sugar in the tank
Please stay home and make jams for the crumpets. 💜💚💜
A bit technical but I love the aspect ratio of this video
The tradwife pipeline is real
They can't have ever met real farmers 😅
Jeez Louise it's a tough life especially in my Grandmother's day. Thank God for modern conveniences to help us along!
Adorable ladies i must say.
even the dude?
@@SmokeW4L why not :)
Nooo i'm scared to watch this
It's ok, this is about doilies and teapots rather than outdoor recreational pursuits. 🍆🍆
@@CyclingSteve Cottagecore ≠ Cottaging
@@qwertyTRiGwhat’s cotting
Do one about snarkcore (you).
Frankie, could you do an analysis on people aren’t black saying the n word
Well, he's not wrong.
Isn’t it a reaction to high energy prices?
If genZ or Milennials invent another style and are going to stick the word 'core' behind it i'll scream.
Love your screamcore! It's giving, king!
Uh these styles are not new
They stick core onto styles that other people have been wearing for decades
The pigeons @1:33 are paid actors
I used to be punk, skinhead, gabber, doomer.. But as I am pushing 40 and am considering cleaning up my act finally, I think I need new schtick. But I have few questions first:
The sub-culture does not seem that diverse, is this male inclusive (I am a caucasian, no worries)?
Is Tik-tok a necessity? As a skinhead I had issues with community not giving a flip about football.
I am a bit nervous about going full straight edge, are shrooms and homebrew beer an issue?
How not to get confused for an amish?
Thanks! Hopefully among your ranks soon if plausable. :)
I think it's ok as long as the shrooms are consumed with an afternoon tea picnic in a gazebo overlooking a pond. The beer is acceptable but you can't filter it - needs to be all cloudy and authentic.
It absolutely is inclusive! To any gender and any race. I see quite a few non-binary people in the cottagecore, and I personally know at least one guy who's totally cottage core :) they just weren't available for this shoot :')
LoL. You aren't even part of the OG Cultures.
These look like women you could bring home to meet your parents though. So okay in my books.
Do stock brokers or the Royal family lad
you can’t tell anybody anything in that obey jacket bubba
Not vicious enough, please specifically target my girlfriend’s interests, thank you ☺️
I need the knitting woman’s fit fr
mans*
I was crocheting actually 😔🙏
shit mb
Can I join your VIP club without paying ? I bought your book, and I will bury it in the garden for legacy
I think Cottagecore girls will replace Goth girls as the type of women guys will secertly find attractive.
Why are they putting these names on styles we grew up with ?
0:43 I fell in love 😢
She’s absolutely adorable isn’t she. She puts me in mind of Belle Dingle from Emerdale
What the fuck is core? I hate tiktok
Another qualifier that these women can fall into is -"Basket Cases that have gotten bored/kicked out of their previous niche group."
"...ruse for inverse patriarchy or patriarchy² *nervously waits for some reaction*". Well, what did you expect?
Cottagecore girly here: oh, we take drugs. Tea and refined carbohydrate baked goods. Caffeine and carbs, those are drugs. And we get plenty of dopamine from buying our endless array of milkmaid dresses. (I really want that blue one the blonde girl was wearing...)
People have been wearing the styles for decades before you
Whats with putting these names on things ?
There were 2 different blonde women what? Not me thinking it was just one first until I noticed the hair colour being different
Dude just snuck his girl and her friends into a video
barking up the wrong tree so no 🌈
Cringe like 'cottagecore' kills 10 people a day
I like the brunette
this guys gone soft
thats a dude lol
I hate your aspect ratio
You'll only encourage him.
Good
Real. Women.
Inverse patriarchy would be patriarchy^-1 but thats not funny at all