Just Liz Truss being absolutely mental
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- Опубліковано 24 лип 2022
- Foreign secretary is bookies' favourite to be the next prime minister.
It's deeply, deeply concerning.
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I believe she is the best prime minster we have ever had because she managed to bury the queen,the pound,the tory party,one chancellor and the UK government in less than 1 month.
When you put it like that ...
Haha 😂
And manages to appear blissfully unaware of it
- not that it was her, she was just holding the helm when the Titanic hit the iceberg -
nor anything else.
I love British sarcasm 🤣👍
Your patriotism is truly admirable
Truss always looks like a child learning to read, smiling gormlessly, anticipating praise for finishing a sentence rather than for the content of what she just said.
The teleprompter probably said hold for applause...but none came.
Very true. She is so much like a 9 year old.
I think she just looks like a 🥚
All lib dems are secret Tories.ummm
@@rodneycooperLMSCoach a nine year old about to get the keys to the country, couldn't make it up
her ability to dramatically pause following really normal words like "cheese", "pork", "black pudding"... she is one of a kind
She's clearly just copying her peer's behaviour, not really knowing how or why it works.
Lol
Reminds me of the mayor of Chicago...total idiots pretending to be savvy.
What are you talking about she's a splitting image of BoJo. :)
Is it sexiest to call a woman a giggling buffoon.
The Queen ran for heaven as soon as she assumed office.
Oh dear! 💀
Over 9 decades of life, living through all kinds of hell. Meets her. Dies.
The Queen saw what the future held and made a decision.
@@songbird7450 Truss must've shook Her Majesty's hand and stared at her funnily for ten seconds. No wonder the Queen was freaked out.
Heaven?
"charlie can have this one" 🤣
I will never feel inadequate or underqualified in my work ever again
Me too. I felt like my Degree in Theatre made me look an idiot in a world full of dull, empty jobs designed to turn into machines, but at least I have heart and a moral compass. What does this woman have? Nothing. She's actually perfectly useless, perfectly ignorant, and perfectly dangerous for the country.
Liz is proof positive that the "Peter principle" is a real thing. Only in Liz's case, she managed to rise to a position many, many times greater than her level of competence.
@@chad3232132 "The Peter Principle" seems like an interesting book
Because you aren’t when compared to this lady…
If Liz can do it, so can the rest of us idiots, right?!!
"We import half of our apples and 9/10ths of our pears" sounds like the set up for a GCSE maths question.
The question should be: How much cider is there in a litre?
No no, she said 9/10ths of our PEERS,,,,
What about our plums though?
@@portcullis5622 I no longer have plums, after that business at the Miss World after party. God, I'd kill for a pear.
@@Ndlanding i thought miss Mexico was wearing a funny set of earrings
The young boy nailed it for me. “This is awkward….” Well said young man, you’ll go down in history for your insight and honesty. 👏
The smile after "pork markets" got me 🤣
"I don't have the exact number for y--" "Well it's easy to remember, it's zero." 💀💀
Ahahahahahhahah
Unbelievable
That's one of my favourite put downs!
Even Andrew Neil couldn’t believe she did not know how transparently useless she is
Brutal. And appropriate.
Her speech at the conservative party conference looks like a kid giving a speech and is happy that they’re doing well
😆😆
Joke about it all you will, but that's most probably what is happening. They're not working for us, are they? Someone's got their hand up her batty.
It will turn out in future that liz truss was a comedian character and pulled off the biggest parody in history
My read exactly! It's bonkers
That was the Liberal Democrat party conference. She even says the words "liberal democrat" in this brief clip.
2:21 The happiest moment of her political career
she looks like she had always dreamt of opening pork markets ever since she was a child
😂😂😂😂😂
When I was a kid, I used to think that to become a top politician, you needed to prove you were the most intelligent and capable person for the job. Now that I'm an adult, well, let's just say I don't think that anymore.
You were wrong. You just need to be a vapid sociopath.
Agreed, so did i especially so after dump.
Where the hell did this woman come from and how did she get so far in any organisation.She certainly loves the sound of her own voice.
I think her knees might be a little scuffed from all that head she gave.
It's the only way I can see she got this far.
It isn't for her personality or knowledge
If you read her Wikipedia page you will see she is a lying opportunist. Ideally suited for Continuity Johnson. Also, if you join enough groups that might further your career, without having to do any work, somebody may eventually appoint you to something that also requires no work.
Cause she likes the smell of her own brand of farts.
Because she’s a narcissistic old bag to the max .
She had Boris as a boss, nuff said. Look at the rest of this country's "upper management" - absolute dross.
The fact that she’s being serious considered for the highest office in the land shows how deeply rotten our government is.
And our educational system, where spelling has been dumped in favour of comment writing. "Who" much worse can it get?
@@Ndlanding how knows who deep the rabbit whole goes?
@@Ndlanding I'm sure he knows how to spell how. Have you ever heard of a typo? Calm down kid.
This is the intelligence of the so called elite to champion Johnson and Truss...
@@nakkadu An am sure he disnae.
Liz Truss cured my imposter syndrome
How did this woman ever make it to the cabinet room let alone become prime minister ?.She is completely bonkers
“Using dogs to deter drones” 😂😂She’s a cross between an automaton and a simpleton
Yep,she should be on the "Simpsons" cartoon.
Peace be with you 🕊️
Artificial Stupidity
@@anonUK So basically you're average Amazon Bot? 🤣
Pff! A barking dog is no deterrent to a no-account low-life drone determined to perpetuate drug-crazed criminality over the prison walls!
"Selling tea to China - Yorkshire tea." If she continues to ignore the climate crisis it might become possible to grow tea in Yorkshire for a while.
She's so cute in her little bubble of delusion and ignorance. When students in years to come read about this mess of a government in future, they are going to assume that the writer is just trolling them with memes. This is a meme government. Boris, Liz, Michael Gove and Pritti would be unbelievable characters if written for film. Life is indeed stranger than fiction.
Personally, I think this little Competition of who can elect the dumbest leader between the US and UK needs to be resolved so we can have closure. 🤔
Media bag extraordinarie
Good that its all on film and in the WebSphere though, unlike the old days. Mind you some of her speeches from years ago are there for all to see but has no effect on the tory parties opinion on the foul woman.
Cute isn't the word I would chose. This is weaponized ignorance.
And Rushi Sunak. God I hate how it has came down to these two
The dogs barking to deter drones really got me laughing :D
The fact she rose to be the most powerful person in the country shows just how dire things really are. Absolutely shambolic.
As an American, it's nice to see we haven't cornered the market on idiots...yet.
Well, to be fair, she was never more than a puppet.
I like the way she looks so pleased with herself every time she successfully- well, almost- completes a sentence- Doesn't happen that often it's true....
finds the door
While she thinking "Oh that was a good one".
The smile after pork markets was a highlight for me
I can't stop rewatching it. Straight out of a sitcom.
She was smiling because in her head she was thinking of pork sword
It was so hard to watch but so hilarious
Bro as an American I thought that speech was supposed to be a joke or something
Saw your comment and waited for the line. Didn't disappoint. I lost it XD
Dogs: "woof"
Drones: "Dear God, somebody help me!"
I have cats. That's why you will never see toasters around my house. They are absolutely terrified of cats.
Remember UK voters: This woman and Boris were the best the Tories could come up with.
1:38 I think she accidentally brought her shopping list instead of her script...
Got an applause either way
Sounds like that's exactly what happened haha
She sure is excited about the list you must admit.
Did she mention coco pops ?
Wow, what a lightweight! Social skills, spatial awareness, speech delivery, debating ability, intellect - Liz Truss has it all... to learn!
Well said 🤗👍
her debating is fine. yes she's awkward but every prime minister is.
Shes funny and not so smug as Sunak
Have you got the skills to teach her?
@@butterflymoon6368 that's not true like you literally just lied
Biggest "fake it 'til you make it" I've ever seen. Fair play.
1:05
1:55 Ukraine refugees
2:22 pork markets
She's spent years taking voice coaching lessons when she should have been learning to be a competent minister.
She doesn't seem to be able to complete a coherent sentence without a falsehood or mistake 😂 complete waste of time all round 🤪
A competent minister ?.I would settle for her just being a competent person.
Just an old bag. Period
Each election it keeps getting worse.
She's got a bizarre crush on Thatcher and is even trying to mimic her voice. More like a Mrs. Bean . The woman's a complete fantasist with zero integrity. She flipped from Remain to Leave overnight. How's that for a Damascene conversion?
What a gift to Labour. She makes Kier Starmer seem hyper.
Yeah PMQ's are going to be a bloodbath
Just a shame Jeremy & John are not in number 10 as to this shambles , it just shows the level of intelligence of the uk public time & time again,
@@eyesopen7946 Who knows, there is still time to replace Starmer and he seems to have made a mess for himself.
@@eyesopen7946 FFS - Corbyn was completely unelectable. He could never appeal to the people Labour need to attract. Under Keir Starmer, they might actually stand a chance.
Andy Burnham would walk the GE easily.
Yorkshire Tea grown on the rolling, green moors of Kenya
Edit. This is Oxford standard education?
And 60,000 tory members still voted for her? Unbelievable
I'm just glad we have people like Johnson, Truss and Sunak representing us on the international stage, with such intelligence, integrity and poise. No wonder we are still looked upon as a powerhouse of industry and a shining light on the world stage... yes it's sarcasm...
Don't worry. Because we started laughing at you when you decided to Leave The EU.
That was one of the top ten biggest mistakes a developed nation's citizenry can make. It actually rivals the win of Donald Trump in the elections.
I am from a poor third world country just so you know. I KNOW dumb. But in my book, Brexit was by far up there on my list.
@@KneeJerkReactor Brexit was a good move for the entitled rich who wanted to continue to exploit the lack of transparency on the crown, estates and overseas territories that enables the largest amount of corporate tax losses globally. Whilst allowing them to hide their millions in offshore accounts. But yes it was an appalling catastrophe for 99% of British citizens.
@Searchingforcrosser they keep them dumb over there - just look at the curriculum. An English country, with a population who cannot seem to grasp the basic English language - let alone read and write it.
And the funny thing is, she mispronounced 'Poor House'. 🤣
Its actually embarrassing
This woman gives out golden retriever energy 😅
Golden retrievers are much more moral than this witch.
@@SevenEllen Oh come on, witches are antimoralist. Truss is obviously too dimwitted to fathom what morals even are.
Golden retrievers also tend to live longer
Brilliant!
Golden retrievers are lovely. This woman gives out bird shit energy
That one homeschooled kid trying to be friends with everyone at college
I went out my back garden, yelled "WOOF!", and a really nice drone crash-landed right next to me. Quids in, boys!
In a time of national crisis, it's a relief to see that our future prime minister feels passionately about our disgracefully high levels of cheese importation 0:59
I promise never to buy EU cheese again as long as Britain stops voting in Tory governments.A small sacrifice that will allow me to eat Jarlsberg or Emmental..its the small getouts in life that matter after all!
So passionately that in the EU trade deal,the UK were asked if they would like to keep their Canadian cheese export allowance....but were told "oh No, alone we'll get a much better deal"....so now if EU doesn't use it's allowance to Canada ( which I'm sure, now will) then UK may use our/EU surplus. 😂 Canada have a protectionist policy for their cheese. Complete arses in their negotiations, thankfully the EU, got an autograph,or the UK would never have left.
@@anthonyrybicki1000 Check out the cheese rolling contest in Gloucester 😂 great fun the steepness of the hill is deceptive,not for the feint hearted.
@@cabaroigcostablanca Thank you for explaining that. Now, could you tell me what you meant?
@@Ndlanding It's complicated Under the CETA deal, which was a major concession from a country where dairy processing is worth C$15.2 billion ($11.7 billion) annually, Canada set aside half of the new quota for Canadian cheesemakers, an indirect support as they face new competition. The rest went to Canadian retailers and distributors based on their market share, including sales of Canadian cheese.
Bear (🐻!) that in mind,in 2018 Canada agreed to import 5338 tonnes of EU cheese...of that in 2019 1,800 tonnes worth £14:1 m were British.
When UK left...they did so willingly without taking it (that amount 1,800 tonnes) with them.
In Canada v UK trade negotiations... with Truss they told her British cheese is not on the table. So now if they/ UK are sweet and polite to EU...and EU don't use full quoto,then they may allow UK to have it or not. Basically a bit of... we're going to do so-o much better than EU on our ownee-O didn't work..now it's "hi hoe hi hoe it's off to work....🛠️" for me Cheerio.
Edit spelling A-gain 🧑🏫🧑🌾🧑🎓
The perfect example of when self-confidence trumps ability.
And just a few months after this video was posted, Liz somehow managed to destroy everyone's expectations, being a worse PM by magnitudes than even her most bitter critics expected.
Laughs in Dunning Kruger*
@@chad3232132 Not her most bitter critics - I remember a commentator -'not sure which one, but they said that if she became Prime Minister she would be the lowest IQ'd ( actually I think they said dimmest, or thickest,) person to have ever held the prime minister post since it was invented in 1721. I think she smashed it too!
You mean "when self-confidence Trumps ability", I assume :-D It's a close contest between him and her.
@@majy1735 No - that she didn't destroy everyone's expectations - at least one commentator expected her to fail spectacularly - it depends on what you mean by "everybody's expectations" I guess; I imagine the Tories who voted her into power were shocked (although I doubt that they realised quite how stupid they all were to have voted her in, even then), and at least some of the public didn't seem to realise how awful she had been and how much damage had been done to the country, even when they were questioned after the event; but ,without wishing to sound too smug, I remember thinking - and I expect I wasn't the only one - "hmm - that sounds about right, seeing how inept she has looked and sounded up to this point" - so, sadly, the fact that she was so brazen in her greed was not a surprise to us all; I remember being questioned by a relative at the time, and replying that I thought that she and Kwasi Kwarteng had decided there was no point in being subtle - they knew the Tories were heading for electoral disaster and this was just an attempt to win favour with bankers and oligarchs, and feather their own nests whilst they could.
So many people in this country are spectacularly stupid - just think how difficult it is, even now, to get a lot of brexiteers to recognise that brexit might not have been the best thing the country might have done; there is always a tendency for people to cling to their stupidity, even when it has reached the point where any sane person would have realised they'd made a mistake - probably a combination of stupidity and pig-headedness ( if the two aren't the same thing).
We've made so many mistakes about important or crucial matters, and show no sign of learning the lessons we need to - I'm glad I decided not to have any children 30 years or so ago. Forgive my pessimism - I'm all out of optimism.
As far as Trump is concerned, I don't thnk he's the brightest button - but neither is Biden, who could yet end human, animal,o or all life on the planet. If you haven't already seen them try and find the latest posts from Colonel Douglas McGregor re Ukraine, who I think is sound on Miltary and some geopolitical matters, but pretty unsound on other, more internal US affairs (he was a Trump advisor on Military matters - the one bright spot in his presidency; if Trump had been able to take his advice re Afghanistan without it passing through the filters of 8 or 9 months worth of 4 star generals they might have got out at a better time of year. Also if you're not already doing so watch Jeffrey Sachs, who is sound in every way - former advisor to a long list of people on Economics and Geopolitics - John Mearsheimer ain't bad, but I think JS is better - 'shame Biden isn't listening to him; the most recent post - only a few hours old, is excellent, if worrying. cheers.
Selling tea to China... Took me a second.
"Well it's easy to remember, it's zero." I would literally resign and move countries 💀
Just when you thought the country couldn't be more humiliated on the world stage, and more dysfunctional at home...
Dizzy Lizzy popped in
It doesn't matter if you sold out. We're just cattle after all.
we in America understand, all the way since 2017. stay strong brits, we can only dream of a grand revolution to destroy corrupt and oppressive systems ran by morons 😕
Amurican here: Hold my beer...
Just another example of how deep the UK really has sunk.
Well that was awkward.
The Queen truly did suffer from cringe
The 'In Beijing opening Pork Markets!' and then the stuck on smile still makes me cringe laugh every time I watch it. Delivery of a bad 4th form review.
Weirdly it's the bit I look forward to, despite knowing I'll literally want to scratch my eyes, it's the maniacal smile that sits just a few seconds to long
It will turn out she was spoof comedian all along
This is exactly how you dismantle the nation state. Truss me.
Engineers have a saying, never trust a truss, applied to a device in mechanical and structural engineering consisting of heavily bonded triangular components used in bridges, buildings and other structural projects.
Maggie part two. Let the disaster begin.
trussss me daddi
put in place for the great reset.
i cant truss her tho
You can’t convince me that’s not just Boris Johnson with a Snapchat filter on
You just convinced me
That Pork Market Smile always cracks me up doesn't matter how many times I watch!!!😂😂
Ok. As an American who has no idea what's going on in british politics, this video was my first introduction to this woman other than all the horrible things i've heard said about her. The Pork Market Smile literally blew my mind. "Holy Shit!" I'm saying to myself. "no wonder the Brits are losing their fucking minds over there!: haha! 🤣
@@shyman3000 IDK Y she seems so proud of pork market achievement!!! Such meme material!!!😂😂😂
@@dhananjaypatkulkar6410 It's over the top man. I feel like i've been missing the best show on TV. 🤣
Here, in the EU we shook our heads in disbelief when Boris became PM. I am worried whether our heads will remain attached if Liz is chosen... 🤔
I can imagine!
I got the popcorn ready, cant wait.
As someone who didn't want to leave the EU, I have been is disbelief for so long now it should seem normal. But things keep getting worse..
@@tylerframpton2113 Unfortunately it looks like it will continue to get worse, until you have politicians who know the difference between fantasy and reality, and are willing to lead from the perspective of reality. Even for us, your old friends in the EU, it is quite painful to see how UK politics has developed in recent years..
Wait! I wonder that Patel didn’t join the club... but maybe she kept ready for being the next unelected PM. And Brexiters had an issue with unelected EU bureaucrats...
It's hard to accept she's actually being serious in everything she's saying lol
You can hear people giggle when she said : we import ...% of our cheese " 😂
@@nunoshkazolansky4107 lol!
Hahaha
Yorkshire Tea is grown in more than 20 different places across Africa and India, then imported to Harrogate and blended - so why is it called 'Yorkshire Tea'?
That black dude smirking upon hearing her stupidity was the best part. 😂
Her speech about cheese and apples reminds me of “things we’d like to see” on Mock the week. The tone and patter of her speech followed by the maniacal smile. 2:22
Ahahahahaha
We're doomed. This is a storey beyond the bottom of the barrel.
The bottom of the Tory barrel has long since been scraped away...
she takes inspiration from her grocery list
Liz truss is literally every comedian on “things we’d like to see” in Mock the Week.
Watch that now, look at the weird wide eyed smiles they make after saying a ridiculous statement, then rewatch this video
How did we get here? In every postcode in the country you'll find someone less dim-witted, more inspiring, more suitable for leadership. She'd get laughed out the room of a medium sized company. What a disgrace this country has become
We got here because of a arrogant chancellor who wanted to be PM so with colleagues one who used to stage sex parties he drew his verbal dagger
Your completely right, ive met so many people throughout my life who have more sense in their little finger than this dimwitt. Shes an absolute joke and so is our country these days. They have ruined this island with there corruption and incompetence. They're all puppets doing the bidding of bankers and corporations running average people into the ground!
I really believe that the Tories deserve Liz Truss. God help the rest of us. Thanks for this brilliant edit. Inspirational!
Hahaha ha aged well
@@SydneySprintFan just so glad she crashed & burned spectacularly quickly
"We import half of our apples, 9/10ths of our pears..." and soon we're gonna be importing our PM too! 😂
I have a feeling she thinks "9/10ths of a pear" is when you snip 1/10th off the end of it.
She’s mad
Hats off to her supporters - not one of them shook their head or looked to their shoes as she fumbled for the exit
Credit where it's due. I didn't think the bar for UK PM went lower than Boris but Liz has taught us all that if you just keep turning up then anything truly can happen
0:59 “And the Cheese! To die for...“ -Sheogorath (Skyrim)
They don't call her Loopy Liz for nothing...
People in food banks, some of whom are nurses, because the can't afford cheese regardless of where it comes from. Now that is a disgrace.
Evidence
Cheese from animals is cruel
@I am Sorry It's not me who does the crying, it's the mother cow, when her child get taken away from her. She cries and cries, and cries and cries, and she cries out for her calf, and she only stops once she loses her voice. And her calf cries when they get beaten up, they cry when they get slaughtered, they cry when they get tortured, raped, mutilated, brutally slaughtered, go crazy from lack of stimulaton... It's not me who does the crying, it's the victims of this Holocaust.
Akso, what if I woukd use such emojis as "😂" and "😭" to describe human rape, torture, mutilation, kindapping, humiliation, and murder?
"We have dogs barking to deter drones" - There's a guy round my area who walks really fast and barks at aeroplanes, I always thought he was mental but now I realise he was just doing important Government research.
I'll watch this whenever I feel I'm not good enough
When she talks about apples, pears, black pudding,... she looks like a comedian waiting for a laugh from the audience.
"We never has it so good"
She must be in with the top 5% of society.
U K imports 100% of its tea.
Apparently it's all gone to pieces since then... but she knows how to fix it.
@@Martin-bx1et
So does Bob the Builder.
I've been to Yorkshire and never seen a tea bush let alone a plantation.
There are not enough face-palm and forehead-slap emojis to deal with this ☹
Just proves that you dont need brains, ability or real education to be in the highest paid 5% or even 1%. She is basically a political prostitute, who has changed sides and agendas as suits her on the day. I have had to work near such people when I worked for big corporations and it always amazed me how far up the ladder some of these people can get. Of course fornicating the boss always helps.
Miss Trust as prime minister ? Imagine what the dialogue would be like between her and Joe Biden. I know you just can’t imagine it ! 🤦🏾♂️
Datsa mind boggler...poor old Jo would be calling for his doctor, reckoning he's had a stroke only to find out he's been listening to diz truss...
Hopefully he'll talk to her like he talked to Johnson, basically saying "You're an idiot and have no idea what you're doing running a country."
Best BBC comedy since Fawlty Towers!! 😄
A head of lettuce outlasted the poor ol gal🤣
We're fucking doomed.
Truss, you don't have to reign yourself in - be assured, come the next general election, we the public will do it for you! And we can't wait for the GE.
*rein
she has to REIGN herself in? you want her to become the queen? You must be daft.
They are barking and so is she!
My favorite is 2:21 I’ll be in Beijing… opening up new pork markets!” :D
What a disgrace indeed. 😞
There's gonna be a shock at the next GE, Lizz!
They will be a revolution before then. December.
Makes Mad Nads look like a rocket scientist
"This is so awkward." That's putting it mildly.
Patrol dogs barking helps deter drones??? Lmfao what she is on, I want some of that too
Misses Bean is officially our new prime minister! God help us!
😂😂😂Best comment ever
Officially no longer Prime Minister
@@MrGreghome Officially our shortest ever serving prime minister lol
I'm sure the Queen met this woman and cringed so hard she just fucking died.
Omg this is like Hillary Clinton's unlikability/insanity combined with Dilma Rouseff/Sarah Palin's inability to form sentences.
This video was uploaded even before her resignation 😂
Too many drugs at Uni, she seems like she never came out of her acid trip
That would explain so much.
And this is the best that the Tories can field as a candidate, Dear God the uk is in Trouble .
Apparently it is time to blame Sunak and Dougie Smith for this mess
Dear God, help us all.🙏😭
You foretold the future. This woman crashed the economy with a smile.
I was a freelance musician getting gigs left right and centre in Beds, Herts and Bucks.. I was one day away from hitting the "register as self-employed" button... then she turned up.
One crashed economy and a cost of living crisis later, and the gigs all went out the window (along with most of the venues!), and I've had to go back to a normal job for the past year.
Truss, you are unforgiven! 👎❌️
That’s almost as painful as watching the Oz / Feterman debate. Yikes! She reminds me of Dwight Shrute after he “learns” how to listen to women from the women in the Office. Awkward.
Our leaders know only one moral obligation, to grow shareholder value and enrich the already obscenely rich.
Yep.
This is why you dont vote for conservatives, this is all they do.
I can't believe she's based her whole speech on food
"We are selling tea to China"
😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
"yorkshire tea"
This aged well.
My god. We're fucking doomed.
That moment where the camera zones in like some sort of comedy sketch is just utter cringe 😬
Never ever believe a TOFF !
"So how may starter homes did you build? "
"I don't remember" Classic track..
And some people think she is competent to lead the country? I would not trust her to tie my shoe lace.
She is defs not competent to lead the country. She was prime minister for only 45 or so days, and then she decides to leave.
She is unbelievably awful.
"how many houses have you built" "I cant remember the exact number" .... a few moments later ... "WE IMPORT HALF OF OUR APPLES AND 9/10THS OF OUR PEARS"
We never had it so good she says
The last time I heard such a poor public speaker I was at a nursery nativity play
Was it me? I played Joseph, and kept saying "Thank you" for the presents, even though it wasn't in the script. I felt it added to the realism, at least more than the plastic baby did.