@@FormerGovernmentHuman joke /dʒəʊk/ noun noun: joke; plural noun: jokes a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" Similar: funny story a trick played on someone for fun. "the others were playing a joke on her" Similar: trick verb verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
@@tappajaav Haha he's probably talking about inferno :P. But yea, in my opinion the waves are harder since there is more variability. Zuk only has so much mechanics to offer if you unpack it. Ofcourse....Port Khazard unpacked it a bit too much here lmao. Keep at it perry, you'll get it!
The 'lol' for the thumbnail is amazing. Top tier gaming. I think this Varlamore colloseum needs to come out sooner rather than later. This type of challenge is just next level
❤@@kylejones1532 if you look at the in-game report button, Port has a tick tracker on it. The video essentially starts at 0 ticks and ends at around 3.2k ticks (though zuk is not quite dead by the end, the "hard" part is done). 0.6s/tick, 100 ticks/minute, around 32 minutes of never losing a single tick :)
Army skip is a niche skip where you focus zuk while keeping jad, zuk healers and set ranger mager all alive, this skip makes it look like nothing .. hence the comparison between an army and a war(ww3)@@themosthighvaluemaninthega9048
its a reference from Hemmies stream so if you ever see him live. Pop in and he will explain. Great guy and great streamer, show him some love @@themosthighvaluemaninthega9048
Typing 'lol' while on 1 prayer, flicking all of Zuk's minions and taking almost no damage except for the healers that are disappearing... Zuk needs mental care at this point xD
@Bonbloc the point of my comment was, Inferno was one of the major updates that allowed players to learn a lot for improvement. The Collessium would have been light work, in comparison. Not once was I wrong. People understood if differently.
Nutty. Perfection at its finest. Mans gotta be one of the best tick prayer players in the game. I still am learning to manipulate ticks. Crazy after playing this shit since I was 10-11 (now 33) I just started learning about ticks and prayer ticks within the last year..! OSRS legend in the making!
Watching you flick the rangers, mages, Jad, Jad's healers, and then type "lol" at 9:08 must absolutely be the most impressive thing I've ever seen in Runescape.
Hi Port, Probably this isn't the best place to ask, but would love to see your highlights from dmm in a youtube video! Not sure if you were recording but if so that would be awesome! Would be great to see your pov killing Mika etc.
Wtf, for anyone thats attempted inferno, this is hands down near impossible unless you got god reflexes. Mad respect man you just earned yourself a sub
We need a ''Jad might get fired'' type of video from J1mmy but now with this Zuk getting 1 prayered waaaay too hard. You do know this kind of challenge is even unthinkable for 99.999% of osrs players right? Well played sir!!
Not 100% sure. But i think most of my attention is glued to the prayer book, and some space immediately left of where the overheads are (use camera to place the tile i need to move to in that space, or the healer i need to attack)
Dam.. I take me hat off sir. My fingers from the mouse and keys would never. Your game tick flicks are like syncopation to osrs lol a marriage made in rhythm. 🥁 The drums of liberation beat strong in this one! 👒
Ok, yuh, absolutely bonkers. But what I want to know is how you're getting consistent enough ping to do this. I'm nowhere near close to this skill level, but even if I was, I feel like I'd fail just because of inconsistent server response
Zuk - "You dare approach me so ill prepared. The hubris, the audacity. One hit from any of my mighty creatures, one slip on your part. You will surely fail, and die screaming in my fire." Zuk, 30 minutes into the fight: "Ok hold up now let talk this out."
Build muscle memory by playing a lot. Solo GWD can be a really good place to practice flicks if you choose to (imo). For this specific cycle, I first did a lot of practice in the single jad challenge, and just pretended the rangers/magers were there to get used to the cycle and try build muscle memory.
It is actually impossible for jagex to make content hard enough for this man. Evidence that God is real. Because you'd have to be blessed by God himself to do this. Fucking insane achievement.
lol i saw you leaving the inferno after this run when i was doing tzhaar slayer, absolutely zero clue this is what you were doing in there this was insane
Seems like a nice strat to not worry about set timers! I'll try it for my first cape
Lol wot why would you even do that to yourself….
@@FormerGovernmentHuman joke
/dʒəʊk/
noun
noun: joke; plural noun: jokes
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
Similar:
funny story
a trick played on someone for fun.
"the others were playing a joke on her"
Similar:
trick
verb
verb: joke; 3rd person present: jokes; past tense: joked; past participle: joked; gerund or present participle: joking
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
@@FormerGovernmentHuman wow.. you might fit a runescape player, very artistic
Y'all ever think about how Zuk feels seeing a mf roll up wearing his head on their head? He had to know this wouldn't end well.
I know I'm 5 months late, but this made me laugh out loud 😂
Easily one of the most impressive PVMer in OSRS history. Your heart must beat in game ticks.
0,6 s is one tick. That's 100 beats a minute. A bit high, but understandable considering how intense this is
@@magnus4537 I'm assuming bpms were probably around 140 for this lol
He actually beats in 200 bpm, that's why he's flawless. Every tick he has one extra opportunity to redo his last impuls
One of? Try THE
@@noobtablet101 There are plenty of contenders, "best pvmer" title isn't exactly clear cut
My favourite ever video made by someone named after a RuneScape shipping port
means a lot
Don't sleep on Port Phasmatys' stuff
Wish you would make a video
@@GodockerPort Sarim is also one of the greats
this would have been a lot easier if you brought restores in!
thanks
so smart
The first song, straight away brought me back to Woox's old videos.. :,) Love the vid and the vibes king
Exactly what I said!
Helped me get my first cape! Thanks
4:32 wtf is this?! dude changed settings mid prayer flicking?! 🤣godgamer
Do you know what setting he was changing?
From right click attack to attack where available. Being able to step under them easier.
Cheat client that’s why
@@NewcxstleIn the words of king Roald before he was censored, are you mentally deficient?
@@Newcxstle you stupid if you think that
Teacher: I'm going to give the exam a nice curve unless someone gets a 100
Port Khazard:
Me getting to zuk with 3 rests wondering if it's enough, meanwhile this guy:
Bro probably does every single wave at once before Zuk
I have over 50 attempts and no cape, and this guy just posted this. Thanks man
There's actually quite bit of time to switch your overheads against jad.
Don't rush them.
@@tappajaav Haha he's probably talking about inferno :P. But yea, in my opinion the waves are harder since there is more variability. Zuk only has so much mechanics to offer if you unpack it. Ofcourse....Port Khazard unpacked it a bit too much here lmao. Keep at it perry, you'll get it!
@@tappajaavoh I'm talking about the inferno not Jad lol
@@perry7416he knows, he’s just being toxic.
Saw this guy at the GE chatting to peeps, such a chill dude and elite tier gamer
I used to sell cabbages of power for 100gp each in varrock around 20 years ago. Im glad someone finally used them.
Those are cabbages of weakness, to balance his terrifying might with universe.
The 'lol' for the thumbnail is amazing. Top tier gaming. I think this Varlamore colloseum needs to come out sooner rather than later. This type of challenge is just next level
And he got world first for it lmao
I believe this is just a medium combat achievement
I heard there's a poll coming that would drop it to easy tier
Defeat the inferno wothout losing a single prayer point
He's so calm clicking. I would be panic flicking.
I wouldnt even get the chance to flick😂 firecape for life
@@yorushorts. Practice.
Absolute beast gamer, holy moly this is impressive. Good job!
I cannot even comprehend how long this must have taken to learn. The grind, the hours. Absolutely insane I don’t think I blinked for 11 minutes
I can't even comprehend how difficult this would be.
Absolute precision. This is stupid crazy
Not a single tick missed In how ever long this shit took to setup and do 🤣
❤@@kylejones1532 if you look at the in-game report button, Port has a tick tracker on it.
The video essentially starts at 0 ticks and ends at around 3.2k ticks (though zuk is not quite dead by the end, the "hard" part is done).
0.6s/tick, 100 ticks/minute, around 32 minutes of never losing a single tick :)
Yeah that’s why he’s using a cheat client
@Newcxstle you just jealous you can't do it, little guy.
army skip? yeah nah this is the WW3 skip
I got a good lol
most underrated reference
@@JFHyoutube I don't get it
Army skip is a niche skip where you focus zuk while keeping jad, zuk healers and set ranger mager all alive, this skip makes it look like nothing .. hence the comparison between an army and a war(ww3)@@themosthighvaluemaninthega9048
its a reference from Hemmies stream so if you ever see him live. Pop in and he will explain. Great guy and great streamer, show him some love
@@themosthighvaluemaninthega9048
Who do you work for and why did they send you
Do this for a challenge
I am putting 1m in the jar for this 😂
I know you said you aren't doing this for a challenge, but damn it would be fun to see you come up with something similar!
Petition to stop saying "I am not Woox" and start saying "I am not Port Khazard"
@@vwabi
I am not good at pvm
I am not good at pvm
I am not good at pvm
The classic hardstyle as well... You're amazing dude
and on top of all that, the classic hardstyle in the background too *chef's kiss* 🧑🍳💋
watching this almost made me cry, incredible how good you are !!
Will you ever release a vid on your no prayer infernal cape 😮
I heard he completed the infinite Jad challenge
The fact that he had a chance to type “lol” during all this just feels like fighting words. 😂
Typing 'lol' while on 1 prayer, flicking all of Zuk's minions and taking almost no damage except for the healers that are disappearing... Zuk needs mental care at this point xD
That one prayer is like the one last spark of hope to win. Beautiful.
Man straight said "fuck the Collessium, Inferno forever."
Or getting in peak form ready for day 1 gamebreaking completions? 😍
This didn't age well
yet he got the first killcount at Collossium
@Bonbloc the point of my comment was, Inferno was one of the major updates that allowed players to learn a lot for improvement. The Collessium would have been light work, in comparison.
Not once was I wrong. People understood if differently.
just when you think the skill ceiling can't get much higher, Port drops a banger
this is incredible bro. Sooo underated man. Elite gamer doesnt even describe your pinky finger bro. just wow
Should I learn this first or gaint mole? Im a new player.
This shouldn't be possible, what the hell have I just seen. There's maybe 3 people that play this game that can do that. This is outrageous!
I only know about one.
Other than Noobtype, who's the third?
Xzact @@Zxv975
To me looks like some kind of script I don't think is humanly possible
@@sHaterred-vh7cs It's humanely possible, the question is who is the mad man who'd do it haha.
Nutty. Perfection at its finest. Mans gotta be one of the best tick prayer players in the game. I still am learning to manipulate ticks. Crazy after playing this shit since I was 10-11 (now 33) I just started learning about ticks and prayer ticks within the last year..!
OSRS legend in the making!
so well done.. cant wait for the coliiseum content you’re going to set new peaks for the game
Cant imagine the amount of work and dedication it took for you to get this far. Very impressive, PKH!
thanks
Watching you flick the rangers, mages, Jad, Jad's healers, and then type "lol" at 9:08 must absolutely be the most impressive thing I've ever seen in Runescape.
Hi Port,
Probably this isn't the best place to ask, but would love to see your highlights from dmm in a youtube video! Not sure if you were recording but if so that would be awesome! Would be great to see your pov killing Mika etc.
You're a ruthless dude, good shit
I think Woox needs to hand his crown over at this point..
Aaty hosting inferno speeds comp when this is the content the people really want
Too good
Bro this is insane, absolute gamer
Unreal bro.. that was insane.
Unreal mechanics, and great music choice. 10/10
I will never get the image of Jad looking so small out of my head 😝. Grats on the massive achievement my guy
ty fishh :)
your connection to the server is very stable (also internal metronome)
Bro this is simply the pinnacle of gaming
Saradomin's BEARD! MY GOD MAN YOU ARE EXTREMELY GOOD AT THE GAME
Wtf, for anyone thats attempted inferno, this is hands down near impossible unless you got god reflexes. Mad respect man you just earned yourself a sub
It ain’t reflexes
This isn't reflexes.
It's all about understanding the rhythm of the game, paired with great mouse precision
This is what truly mastering a craft looks like. Absolutely insane gameplay
Port the goat :port:
🪞
Both of you are too good, we don't deserve you :,)
ofc its all hardstyle kek. Nice work bro that was insane
We need a ''Jad might get fired'' type of video from J1mmy but now with this Zuk getting 1 prayered waaaay too hard. You do know this kind of challenge is even unthinkable for 99.999% of osrs players right? Well played sir!!
Going in for my first Zuk now, will give this a try! Thank you!
congrats on the world first! goated goat finally known
could you post a video of no overhead Infero?
Absolutely unreal video, great work
We need an eye tracker for this tf do you even concentrate on
Not 100% sure. But i think most of my attention is glued to the prayer book, and some space immediately left of where the overheads are (use camera to place the tile i need to move to in that space, or the healer i need to attack)
You’re a psychopath and I love it ❤ ridiculously impressive as always
should be a new elite combat task rlly
Master*
Elitemaster@@xS3T0x
ya make the zuk helm impossible to get, sounds fun
changing click settings while flicking/running is beyond jimmy neutron brain
Zuk: "KILL HIM MY MINIONS!!"
Port K: "lol"
Jesus christ dude, mental accomplishment! I wonder how many hours of attempts this took
First try m8
Your genius never fails to impress us mr port khazard
Can you please make a video of your resizable ratio and runelite settings? I.E how you play osrs
3 zuk attempts in atm and you drop this. Gonna have it on the 4th thx boss
bruv have you got a hardstyle playlist anywhere, i need to study the arts to get this good
This was one of the coolest things ive seen on osrs
I don't even know what I'm looking at, but it makes me happy
Prayer flicking multiple Inferno monsters at once in the final wave of aforementioned Gauntlet. You're welcome.
Actually the single most impressive thing I’ve seen on osrs. Mind blowing guys fucking nuts
Singlehandedly putting grandmasters to shame
im coming from odablock u the real pvm goat lol!
9:09 my guy even had the spare mental focus to type wtf
could you show your camera settings please?
this is probably the most insane OSRS pvm achievement to date
Plot twist. He missed doesn't show the end because he missed a jad flick and got stacked out. Lol insane vid, next level talent!
Can’t wait to see what else youre able to pull off you’re insane
Dam.. I take me hat off sir. My fingers from the mouse and keys would never. Your game tick flicks are like syncopation to osrs lol a marriage made in rhythm. 🥁 The drums of liberation beat strong in this one! 👒
You are a different breed
Good come up buddy from an old friend Drunken_owl. My buddy i shared the acc with told me your an rs legend nowadays. Good shit.
Bruh this guys insane lmao then he spreads them all out cuz it looks cool lmao 😂😂. Cant wait to see the no overhead infernal from you. Crazy
what in the fuck.. u had to flick healers too! this guy is the best in the game
Bro you're not human, I'm sure you're some kind of sentient AI being
Wait, you got your F keys bound to F5-F8 so you can type lol with your thumb 9:05? Frkn goat!
Damn impressive execution, your ceasless consistency amazes me everytime. Now imagine you could spawn another jad to fill in the missing tick lmfao
Ok, yuh, absolutely bonkers.
But what I want to know is how you're getting consistent enough ping to do this.
I'm nowhere near close to this skill level, but even if I was, I feel like I'd fail just because of inconsistent server response
Zuk - "You dare approach me so ill prepared. The hubris, the audacity. One hit from any of my mighty creatures, one slip on your part. You will surely fail, and die screaming in my fire."
Zuk, 30 minutes into the fight: "Ok hold up now let talk this out."
This is insanely impressive. God your hand/wrist had to have been ACHING. Huge WW
This is madness, I love it
What’s the best practice for getting your prayers this perfect?
Build muscle memory by playing a lot. Solo GWD can be a really good place to practice flicks if you choose to (imo).
For this specific cycle, I first did a lot of practice in the single jad challenge, and just pretended the rangers/magers were there to get used to the cycle and try build muscle memory.
It is actually impossible for jagex to make content hard enough for this man. Evidence that God is real. Because you'd have to be blessed by God himself to do this. Fucking insane achievement.
Should release a video on how one acheieved such a high level of skill. Nice work
We gotta find Port a new hobbie he’s gotten too good!
lol i saw you leaving the inferno after this run when i was doing tzhaar slayer, absolutely zero clue this is what you were doing in there this was insane
This mans on a whole other planet...insane
He’s defeating a boss in an environment that no normal play could stand still inside for 4 ticks. Let alone run let alone defeat.
System activated is an absolute classic. pepeL
IKR!!
Yo! I always see your comment on the video for the last song. Cool to see you around
Such a legend. Please make more content
Port the goat! :port: