7 Weird Ways Games Punished You for Going Slow

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  • @shadesofmysoul
    @shadesofmysoul 5 років тому +1139

    all of these are still gentler than the "you're running out of time and the music is freaking out about it" trope

    • @BesterP12
      @BesterP12 5 років тому +14

      Only because sinistar wasn't on here.

    • @noddler217
      @noddler217 5 років тому +127

      Hello again, Sonic-You-Are-Drowning Music, my old friend...

    • @shadesofmysoul
      @shadesofmysoul 5 років тому +47

      @@noddler217 *has terrible flashbacks

    • @shadesofmysoul
      @shadesofmysoul 5 років тому +20

      I was thinking Mario and, if i'm remembering correctly, Spider-man 2

    • @noddler217
      @noddler217 5 років тому +22

      @@shadesofmysoul Oh, GOD the Pizza music. Oh, God... (incidentally, stand outside a pizza place in Spider-Man PS4, and then call your therapist once the flashbacks subside).

  • @getdownforthemaintenance6881
    @getdownforthemaintenance6881 5 років тому +1388

    Player: *Leaves controller for 3 minutes
    Sonic: Aight Imma head out

    • @squidkoop9315
      @squidkoop9315 5 років тому +56

      Me: leaves to go to the bathroom without pausing
      Ghost: aight Ima head in

    • @ahmadkazan7994
      @ahmadkazan7994 5 років тому +14

      @@squidkoop9315 in lost labyrinth zone

    • @EpicTails
      @EpicTails 5 років тому +4

      Elaina Eberz lol!

    • @amanuelmekonnen5854
      @amanuelmekonnen5854 5 років тому +18

      Elaina Eberz
      Me: Comes back after three minutes
      Also me: *notices sonic left*
      Me once again: aight me too

    • @zombiefvckerr
      @zombiefvckerr 5 років тому +8

      @@squidkoop9315 when you come back to see the flesh and bones and blood of your character: NANI?

  • @blueontherun5128
    @blueontherun5128 5 років тому +278

    Here's one: Persona 3 and 5. stick around in any floor of the dungeon for too long and Death Literally will come down to fight you.

    • @Phalarin
      @Phalarin 4 роки тому +6

      It needs to be on this list

    • @goldenjoker600
      @goldenjoker600 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah I was expecting this

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 4 роки тому +6

      @specimen 11 this death is dressed as western executioner armed with two long barreled revolvers.... he has no friends

    • @judabug323
      @judabug323 4 роки тому +8

      Yokai watch does the same thing if ur outside at night but with this big demon lawkeeper dood chasing you and if you fight him completely pwning u in Yokai watch for the 3ds

    • @NOTZeroBlank
      @NOTZeroBlank 4 роки тому +4

      Im playing P3 and im afraid of death, he will whoop you so hard( I was also expecting this)

  • @MrEman5112
    @MrEman5112 5 років тому +736

    Having actually read Rave Master, those “farting weirdos” are actually known as the Butt Jiggle Gang, and yes, it’s just as stupid as it sounds

    • @ocdducky3039
      @ocdducky3039 5 років тому +84

      And it thought they were a fairy tail gang but I guess I shouldn't assume I wonder how many other characters in fairy tail are in rave seeing as the same guy made both.

    • @rinocorn_
      @rinocorn_ 5 років тому +30

      @@ocdducky3039 the little snowman guy

    • @thomasecker8897
      @thomasecker8897 5 років тому +39

      @@rinocorn_ You mean Plue? In Fairy Tail, Plue is actually the spirit of the Canis Minor Zodiac.

    • @rinocorn_
      @rinocorn_ 5 років тому +6

      @@thomasecker8897 yes I forgot his name

    • @gidi3250
      @gidi3250 5 років тому +13

      @@thomasecker8897 And also technical according to the lore an dog

  • @TheSquareOnes
    @TheSquareOnes 5 років тому +915

    Honestly "eh, just keep Nemesis in some guy's garage" sounds exactly like the kind of thing an Umbrella executive would say.

    • @liamthurston7679
      @liamthurston7679 4 роки тому +41

      "just get a trench coat and a couple belts. That'll stop him from mutating uncontrollably"

    • @Jetfox967
      @Jetfox967 4 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 4 роки тому +7

      *jane laughs in world domination*

    • @joemomma3648
      @joemomma3648 3 роки тому +4

      In Back 4 Blood, the first Breaker the campaign introduces just smashes out of a random garage.
      I hate it when I get up to go to work in the morning and my car has been replaced by a Gargantuar from Plants Vs. Zombies.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 роки тому +2

      Haha I just think it's funny that the original sonics punish you for going fast..you have about .5 frames and 2 pixels to avoid enemies and traps coming from the side and it most definitely leads to you playing it cautiously and slowly (obviously unless you're a master of the game)
      RLMs Rich Evans on Pre Rec had a great video on that

  • @puddle.drinker
    @puddle.drinker 4 роки тому +225

    There was the Madagascar game I played when I was younger, they started straight up 4th wall breaking. I remember Gloria said: "Helloooo?? Player? You there?"

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer 5 років тому +37

    The Ghost in Splelunky has some interesting caveats to it. For one, there is a way to stun the Ghost, and that is to use a Camera on it. The Ghost also turns any regular jewels it touches while chasing you into Diamonds, which are extremely valuable.

  • @matthewchandler7545
    @matthewchandler7545 4 роки тому +42

    My favorite was always the trolling from “Ken Griffey Jr.’s Winning Run” for SNES.
    Wait too long to throw the ball as the pitcher, and the umpire would literally stand up, turn around, tap the screen, and say, “Play the game, kid!”. This happens alongside the crowd going silent and air horn going off as he taps the screen. XD

  • @RangerBeef
    @RangerBeef 5 років тому +482

    Honorable Mentions to Left 4 Dead. Where the AI "director" would send a horde at you if you took too long existing.

    • @drunkpikachu420
      @drunkpikachu420 5 років тому +9

      I just commented about left for dead then seen this, I was just playing it 2 days ago!

    • @R77ification
      @R77ification 5 років тому +26

      The players: h
      AI Director: *Tank soundtrack*

    • @grammernazi
      @grammernazi 5 років тому +3

      was thinking this myself. Karma Charger ftw

    • @darenthompson1366
      @darenthompson1366 5 років тому +12

      I remember my first time playing LFD2. I sneaked around corners and after 5 minutes i had a Tank, Witch, AND Jockey who convienently had a plan to split us up. It gave me a new respect and hatred for the AI

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 5 років тому +13

      @@R77ification Actually the game throws more tanks and witches at you if you're doing too well, not if you're taking to long. Hordes are the what it throws at you to make you hurry up, not to mention the neverending stream of hunters, boomers, and smokers, and in No2 chargers, spitters, and jockeys.

  • @petrxs
    @petrxs 4 роки тому +161

    "The deadly ghost can't be stopped in Spelunky."
    Camera: ... I'm still here!.....

    • @aliced.3799
      @aliced.3799 4 роки тому +6

      I fucking love this game!
      and yeah, or one bananasaurus running the ghost through a lava pit!

    • @bonkboi5820
      @bonkboi5820 4 роки тому

      I was wondering when somebody would comment this.

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +509

    Andy: "A sniper with a grudge against Sonic."
    Me: So erm what has SNIPER LUIGI been up to recently?
    I'm sure he has a reputable alibi!

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +23

      Sega vs. Nintendo just took on a whole new meaning.

    • @silverdragon4018
      @silverdragon4018 5 років тому +6

      Yes, I’m sure Luigi was just having LOTSA SPAGHETTI !

    • @dankeykang8243
      @dankeykang8243 5 років тому +9

      @@silverdragon4018 lots-a spaghetti all over the wall behind Sonics head

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 5 років тому +6

      That's why he's wearing camouflage green

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 5 років тому +4

      "Um, err, oh... Oh _no,_ Mario is _missing!"_

  • @chrispbacon6119
    @chrispbacon6119 5 років тому +95

    *Comes back to sonic after a minute*
    Sonic: long time no see

    • @jerryonlychild7003
      @jerryonlychild7003 4 роки тому +7

      Well imagine how long three minutes must be to a creature with a metabolism that is going at the speed of light lol

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 5 років тому +711

    "I'm outta here"
    *Jumps to death

    • @p4vlichenk0
      @p4vlichenk0 5 років тому +19

      God I wish that were me

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +16

      @@p4vlichenk0 you want to talk about something?

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 років тому +10

      Better than spending 5 minutes with your ex, right?

    • @skypaul24
      @skypaul24 5 років тому +6

      * insert Spongebob meme *

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 5 років тому +2

      Yummy

  • @dreadedwolf7772
    @dreadedwolf7772 3 роки тому +174

    Just hearing sonic sayin’ “I’m outta here!” Makes me laugh

  • @davidwit7749
    @davidwit7749 5 років тому +150

    "Encourage you with lethal force" is Jane's management strategy. It's super effective!

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +6

      The beatings will continue until morale improves.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 років тому +1

      David Witheridge read Questionable Content sometime. Hannah's mom uses that management style as well.

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +1

      Nicholas Farrell: ooh, right... I haven't gone back to read that in quite some time. Does he still upload regularly?

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 років тому +1

      @@mercenarychef9465 5 days a week currently.

  • @Kewryn
    @Kewryn 5 років тому +19

    I've actually read "Rave Master" manga and those big butt guys are ACTUAL characters from that title (Jiggle Butt Gang, I believe) who think of themselves are extremely evil, even though none of the heroes give them the time of day. And the "fart thing" from the game is actually their "ultimate technique" within the story as well, so it's a real adaptation of the manga tropes here :D

  • @rainhoo4096
    @rainhoo4096 5 років тому +190

    Andy: "they implemented a time limit system that was designed to trigger after a certain amount of time"
    As opposed to all those time other limit systems that trigger after based on just whether or not they are feeling it that morning.

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 5 років тому +2

      Some games just have time limits from the beginning?

    • @thegreyareaofsantos
      @thegreyareaofsantos 5 років тому +10

      Andy spending too much time in Control working at the department of redundancy department, I kid ofcourse

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому

      @@biohazard724 yeah, like Dead Rising

    • @RossTheNinja
      @RossTheNinja 5 років тому

      @@thegreyareaofsantos he was made redundant

    • @sparexcalibur
      @sparexcalibur 5 років тому

      I think he meant that there was a time limit for the time limit

  • @techreviewerjlox
    @techreviewerjlox 5 років тому +87

    Everytime I watch one of your videos I close my eyes during the “watch out for spoilers for these games” so I don’t get spoiled on what games are gonna be in the video lmao.

    • @alexanderdahms4001
      @alexanderdahms4001 3 роки тому +7

      I Watch spolers cuz ik One day i gonna forgot it

    • @kailomonkey
      @kailomonkey 2 роки тому +2

      Same I hate the spoilers bit spoiling the video for me

  • @ItsYaBoiV
    @ItsYaBoiV 5 років тому +292

    Rave Master: the forgotten little brother of Fairy Tail

    • @KylenPhylar
      @KylenPhylar 5 років тому +8

      Too bad it was better than Fairy Tail. I miss Rave Master.

    • @hoodinisoar
      @hoodinisoar 5 років тому +6

      @@KylenPhylar yes! I feel it was so much better!

    • @gorimbaud
      @gorimbaud 5 років тому +35

      wouldn't it be the older brother, since fairy tail didn't start until rave master ended

    • @ItsYaBoiV
      @ItsYaBoiV 5 років тому +16

      @@gorimbaud I choose little brother not because of age, but because it was a shorter series and never gained as much popularity. But yea, probably should have said it the other way around.

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 5 років тому +1

      Just like Luigi used to be.

  • @themetalone7739
    @themetalone7739 4 роки тому +13

    Worms had a pretty good way of punishing slow matches. For those who don't know, Worms is a 2-D turn-based strategy game where you control a team of little cartoon worms, and attempt to kill the other team with interesting (and often funny) weapons like the Holy Hand Grenade.
    Anyway, in most of the games in the franchise, going past the designated time limit will trigger the water level to rise a little with every turn. Every level has water at the bottom of it, and any worm that falls in is instantly killed. Late in a fight, most of the land had likely been destroyed, and players will be struggling to keep their worms on whatever land remains. This may or may not come with the health of all worms dropping to 1, while certain death slowly approaches. To make things worse, the game always makes some little joke about the worm that drowned.
    (The worm's name) sank like the Titanic.
    (The worm's name) is sleeping with the fishes.
    (The worm's name) tried to breathe water.
    You get the idea.

  • @siobhanlawper1051
    @siobhanlawper1051 5 років тому +204

    There's the Reaper in the Persona games, spend too long on a dungeon level and he's coming after you!

    • @sammhaynes3143
      @sammhaynes3143 5 років тому +7

      The real enemy... Haha

    • @helenastenvislavskovic
      @helenastenvislavskovic 5 років тому +5

      The reaper was surprisingly easy to kill. Elizabeth, in the other hand...

    • @GayBearDaddy2
      @GayBearDaddy2 5 років тому +3

      Thank you! I was going to post this

    • @Kaiser8513
      @Kaiser8513 5 років тому +14

      Killed by flu

    • @DRCEQ
      @DRCEQ 5 років тому +11

      Fight him during flu season and he literally cannot fight back.

  • @Sparkitto
    @Sparkitto 3 роки тому +13

    Ah yes...the deadly ghost. My friend and I used to co-op that game. I sucked at the game, but we discovered that my ghost could not only freeze enemies, I could also delay the ghost.
    Our games just turned into him throwing me onto spikes at the very beginning, because I was more useful dead than alive.

  • @cealvan8941
    @cealvan8941 5 років тому +33

    I'd like to point out a favorite arcade game of mine that no one knows about:
    Snow Bros
    Take to long on a level, and a pumpkin will appear and start breathing ghosts at you

    • @DANNY1TDM
      @DANNY1TDM 4 роки тому

      OK?

    • @berksusezen837
      @berksusezen837 2 роки тому

      Wait realy? İ finish this game with my cousin 2 times but i didnt knew it

  • @dgsalvilla
    @dgsalvilla 5 років тому +52

    "it's based on a manga" is actually a good reason to justify that Plue is a dog. or so Elie says. i dunno, i never read the manga but did like the anime.

    • @visionofsolace8961
      @visionofsolace8961 3 роки тому +6

      No one actually believed that Plue is a dog in the series, they just went with it because it was easier than actually explain what is plue

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 3 роки тому +1

      no anime

  • @mcedeias7788
    @mcedeias7788 5 років тому +49

    Well, I have another one: In Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, when you stay on a stage of the Dungeon too long, you will get a message that somethings coming. If you ignore it several times, you get blown away by as strange wind and are out of the dungeon.
    I always wondered what that was...

    • @lugismansion2400
      @lugismansion2400 5 років тому +6

      that happened in black and white too remember the relic castle after you beat the game? where you get the plates for arceus, or get the relecs to sell for extra money

    • @sandywolfr26
      @sandywolfr26 5 років тому +2

      I hated that so much

    • @Minicarrotjuice
      @Minicarrotjuice 5 років тому +4

      ^THIS RIGHT HERE
      Edit: there was also an earthquake version that was even more terrifying

    • @harley898
      @harley898 5 років тому +1

      Probably arceus

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 3 роки тому

      It's called Mystery dungeon, you being there makes it not so much a mystery. I'm super Mystery dungeon, the game says that the dungeon change every time you enter it and also because the game doesn't want you to grind.

  • @legendaryleon9840
    @legendaryleon9840 5 років тому +73

    Everyone: master hands first appearance was smash bros 64
    Me, and intellectual: he was in the Simpsons arcade game first

  • @Featherbow
    @Featherbow 5 років тому +19

    I was gonna say all games should just play the sonic drowning music when they want you to hurry up but then I remembered that it just makes me panic and forget how my limbs work

  • @melonmix3959
    @melonmix3959 4 роки тому +13

    What about in Persona 3 and 5? In both games, there was an incredibly tough enemy called The Reaper, who would begin to chase you if you took too long on a floor. The only warning you got was the sound of chains, before you saw this terrifying figure closing in on you, with the only escape to be to run to the nearest exit.

  • @danielhooper152
    @danielhooper152 5 років тому +267

    Jane: "Those are 7 strange ways games encouraged you with lethal force to get out of here, and now I'm going to do the same to you..."
    Me: "Well, I knew this day was coming eventually, but I thought we had more time..."

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 5 років тому

      Run peons, all who defy our ladyship shall perish

  • @johnspence234
    @johnspence234 5 років тому +26

    "...that featured such memorable characters as: a mermaid, some kind of penguin wizard, and whatever the hell these things are supposed to be"
    In the words of Mr.Westaway "looks a bit biological"

  • @chocolatefudgebrowni3225
    @chocolatefudgebrowni3225 5 років тому +67

    I'd say second most scariest seeing a ghost is when at night and you see your child playing and giggling but then you remember you're single and don't have any kids...

    • @lightning1776
      @lightning1776 5 років тому +11

      No, it's when your kid has trouble sleeping cause of the monster in the closet. But when you go to the closet, you see your kid and he says someone is in his bed.

    • @alphalancer
      @alphalancer 5 років тому +4

      @@lightning1776 Nah, it's little bit past that, when you remember you're single, have no kids, and live in a studio apartment.

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 5 років тому +1

      @@alphalancer I think at that point its less scary, and more time for the men in white.

    • @HPKuro
      @HPKuro 5 років тому

      How about finding your kid playing with a ghost? My mom experienced that one when my sister was playing with one...

  • @Late4dinner1
    @Late4dinner1 2 роки тому +7

    You unlocked some memories with power stone 2. I've been trying to remember the name of this game forever. That one fighting game on the Dreamcast with weird stones...

  • @Darkprosper
    @Darkprosper 5 років тому +55

    King's Quest 7, the horror-themed level with the boogeyman showing up whenever you stayed too long in one screen... It scared me so much as a kid.

  • @oblivion45602
    @oblivion45602 4 роки тому +16

    Persona 3, when you didn't go to the next floor quick enough and Death comes.

  • @hellbringer96
    @hellbringer96 5 років тому +84

    8:20
    And here I thought I'd never see the Jiggle Butt Gang again...

    • @Azure70
      @Azure70 5 років тому +2

      I totally forgot about them until now...

  • @Monochrome2004
    @Monochrome2004 4 роки тому +5

    the wolverine one could've been better/scarier if she was constantly following you and you could constantly see how far away she was, and like, if you stood still for too long she'd be able to catch up but if you moved you could leave her behind if you're good enough

  • @kcollier710
    @kcollier710 5 років тому +33

    10:03 Are we sure Jane is talking about the Spelunky ghost or herself when someone tries to stop her from taking over the world?

  • @dwglr
    @dwglr 5 років тому +2

    I will never forget my time playing Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, happily exploring the floors for the stairs to the next level. As I’m cruising along, I get a message that “something’s coming”, and “it’s getting nearer” then “it’s even closer” and then I DIED. No reviver seeds help with this, whatever your mission is failed and you have to come back later. I remember being TOTALLY freaked out by this, but it turns out that was just the way the game made sure you didn’t take too long on a floor.

  • @joeschmo3844
    @joeschmo3844 5 років тому +81

    "Feels no fear, no pity, and no remorse." Are we still talking about the ghost?

  • @cq4538r
    @cq4538r 5 років тому +80

    "it's based on a manga, remember?"
    Literally how you explain shit in any anime that doesn't make any sense. And it's totally fool proof

    • @thecoolgamers1005
      @thecoolgamers1005 5 років тому +4

      Gun Toting Stylist wast that the jiggle butt gang from Fairy Tail a manga and a anime.

    • @devinmundorf4417
      @devinmundorf4417 5 років тому +2

      One of them was. The other was the snowman guy from fairytail as well

    • @cq4538r
      @cq4538r 5 років тому

      @@thecoolgamers1005 I wouldn't know, I've never watched Fairy Tale. I don't have time to watch anime lately and don't foresee it for awhile

    • @danielbaldwin5756
      @danielbaldwin5756 5 років тому

      Rave Master was made by the same guy that did Fairy Tail and he took a lot of stuff from Rave Master to do Fairy Tail. Right now he's working on a series called Eden Zero and all the main characters are carbon copies of Fairy Tail characters.

    • @DeadHaremGuy
      @DeadHaremGuy 5 років тому

      The thing that looks like a snowman is a dog

  • @mnArqal93
    @mnArqal93 5 років тому +13

    I love how people question something until you say "It's manga/anime" and suddenly everything makes total sense.
    I also believe Nier Automata has 2 or 3 endings that you can get if you wait around long enough and don't progress the story.

  • @LavenderKitsunes
    @LavenderKitsunes 4 роки тому +3

    Yo-kai Watch also has something like this! If you mess around with side quests for too long and don’t progress in the main story, Terror Time will happen (aka the world gets all dark and a giant overpowered demon chases you around). It usually only happens at night, but procrastinating for too long will cause it too.

  • @unknownuser4692
    @unknownuser4692 5 років тому +41

    "A clean fight" Ellen wrote that one didn't she

    • @adnaanu
      @adnaanu 5 років тому +3

      Ellen wrote it...Amy Schumer stole it

  • @megaball-ps8tq
    @megaball-ps8tq 5 років тому +41

    Sonic: I’m outta here
    *jumps off screen*

  • @azuredragoon2054
    @azuredragoon2054 5 років тому +75

    At least you didn't include the PTSD inducing music of Sonic's countdown timer to running out of oxygen while underwater.

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +10

      Jesus, man, I literally heard that as I read it.

    • @Zoso14892
      @Zoso14892 5 років тому +6

      Have you not seen the video they use that??? I still break into a cold sweat any time I hear it. I've no idea how I coped as a child.

    • @Shado_wolf
      @Shado_wolf 5 років тому +1

      That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title! Anxiety level max!

    • @azuredragoon2054
      @azuredragoon2054 5 років тому +2

      @@Zoso14892 I have. I didn't own a Sonic game back when I owned a Genesis though.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 5 років тому +1

      ..
      ..
      ..
      Oh no
      But seriously, we all went through that experience. And now more gamers do too with the mini Genesis / Mega Drive

  • @Lou-zw3zc
    @Lou-zw3zc 3 роки тому +2

    One of my favorites I personally experienced is in a game called Cursed Mountain, the main character chastises you in the calmest voice if you don't trigger any button input for only about 45 seconds, saying things like "this is no time for tea"

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +78

    I guess this is where Jane got her inspiration for her neck time bombs that give a hearty zap whenever the Oxtra crew don't work hard enough.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +1

      That's not a time bomb, that's a shock collar. :p

    • @sgtraytango
      @sgtraytango 5 років тому

      Ah, the Suicide Squad method, of course!

  • @oldstylegaming4655
    @oldstylegaming4655 4 роки тому +2

    There's also Mappy. The screen will tell you to hurry up, the music gets faster as well as the enemies and more cats will be on screen. If the player doesn't hurry up, a coin will appear. Touching it in any way will kill you no matter if you're in the ground or in midair. I haven't tried using the magic doors on it, though.

  • @sniperluigi8507
    @sniperluigi8507 5 років тому +139

    “Sniper with a grudge against sonic” let’s just say mario wasn’t the reason Nintendo won the console wars against sega

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 5 років тому +14

      I want-a you to a-take out the blue one. Make it-a look-a like bad programming.

    • @paradoxicaloutcome1007
      @paradoxicaloutcome1007 5 років тому +3

      Plot twist; Nintendo actually developed the Zapper to assassinate Sonic.

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 5 років тому +3

      Nintendo didn't win, they just survived when the new kids Playstation and Xbox showed up.

    • @rmehongo
      @rmehongo 5 років тому +1

      Nice job for taking him out! Beer's on me

    • @TheUntrainedNinja
      @TheUntrainedNinja 5 років тому +1

      *hedgehogs

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple 3 роки тому +2

    I remember an arcade game that was everywhere in the '80s in the US, a side-scrolling space fighter game with a bewildering array of buttons... I once played a similar game on an early PC. Being too young to figure it out, I discovered that if I never moved the space fighter, tiny 4-pixel dots would eventually move slowly toward the fighter. They were lethal on contact and dodged everything you threw at them. Because you're supposed to fly toward the right edge of the screen and the rest of the level, like in Zero Wing.

  • @Torthrodhel
    @Torthrodhel 5 років тому +11

    That one health bar fighting game idea isn't bad. You just need a gradually escalating damage multiplier, that's all. Everything does more damage as the timer goes on. Basically a gradually fading-in form of one hit decider. The butt bandits can still come out and fart away the match if nobody's doing anything for too long, though. But they should be punishing tentative overcaution, not genuine back and forth action. This would solve that.

    • @SamJ.J.
      @SamJ.J. Рік тому

      Or have a health bar with an odd number of hitpoints that decreases by 2 every so often, with the extra hitpoint going to whoever lands the first blow. That way there'll never be a stalemate so long as one person gets at least one hit.

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm6757 4 роки тому +1

    Left 4 Dead had a semi-hidden mechanic that acted as a clock. if you spent too long in one area other than the spawn zone/room, it would send a horde at you, separate from the ones the director normally sends, or the ones that occur because you had to press a button to proceed. the idea being that either it lights a fire under your ass, or it chips your health down until you eventually start dying.

  • @czechmate8287
    @czechmate8287 5 років тому +149

    *Writes in will*
    "do NOT tell my family how I died"
    *during the autopsy*
    Detective- "Well Doc, what's the cause if death?"
    Doc- *knowing the lore of the game*
    "....he....he ran out of time...*
    *Detective, visually shaken* -" you...you mean the boot..."
    Doc- "No!...we...we mustn't tell his family... let him off with his dignity.."
    *Eventually....*
    Priest "....and we will miss Player One. It was sad to see him go....he was simply.....out of time"
    Everyone:
    *Cousin Barry who got Player One the job*
    "......YOU MEAN HE WAS KILLED BY DEM BUTTFUCK BOYS?!?!!"

  • @boydrewboy741
    @boydrewboy741 5 років тому +2

    The spelunking ghost was actually helpful though if you don’t get cornered. It turns gold into jewels, which is very helpful if you don’t murder shopkeepers.

  • @NameIsABug
    @NameIsABug 5 років тому +68

    When the Sonic X opening started I got hit with nostalgia waves. Wtf?

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +5

      It means your brain is infested with nostalgia parasites. You should go play something released less than 5 years ago.

    • @tigerwarrior1787
      @tigerwarrior1787 5 років тому +2

      *Hears Sonic X opening. Proceeds to clean off the dust from my flamethrower*

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 років тому +1

      @@tigerwarrior1787 knuckles: Shut up!

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 5 років тому +1

      @referral madness Sonic X was pretty silly and deep.

    • @justinkassel4281
      @justinkassel4281 5 років тому

      @@tigerwarrior1787 did I hear flamethrower! FLAMETHROWER!

  • @legionarybooks13
    @legionarybooks13 Рік тому +1

    The ghost in Spelunky remind me of the Hall Monsters in Venture, a retro classic on the Coleco Vision back in the early 80s. Your character was a smiley face with a bow, battling monsters for treasure. Linger too long in a room, and an unkillable Hall Monster with a chant that was quite scary to my eight-year-old self comes in and kills you.

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 5 років тому +7

    what about the pokemon mystery dungeon games? where if you spend too much time on any single floor a random wind blows you out of the dungeon and OHKO's your entire team?

  • @VampiricFox37
    @VampiricFox37 5 років тому +4

    Reminds me of the unkillable creature that stalks you in Bomberman if you take too long. Or the Reaper (is that right?) in the first or second Gauntlet for the Nes.

  • @ceriwilliams514
    @ceriwilliams514 5 років тому +44

    When I first read the title I thought I was finally going to find out what the killer flying dead fish thing is from Bubble Bobble.

    • @happybob1441
      @happybob1441 5 років тому +1

      I hated that bastard so much.

    • @erinmiller1433
      @erinmiller1433 5 років тому +6

      Ceri Williams His name is Baron von Blubba, and he’s a whale.

    • @MasterZebulin
      @MasterZebulin 5 років тому

      @@erinmiller1433 No, it's Skel-Monsta.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 років тому

      I just thought it was some weird ass ghost thing. The graphics in Bubble Bobble are somewhat abstract.

  • @randomguyandothers1890
    @randomguyandothers1890 5 років тому +5

    Games like wolverine when a immortal dies:HOW IS THERE DYING EVERY MOVIE HE HEALS INSTANTANISLY

  • @patience1926
    @patience1926 5 років тому +25

    I really would’ve been surprised with that Rave master entry, had I not have watched fairy tail and that filler episode with bubble butt gang and Erza.
    See guys this is why you watch anime, nothing no longer surprises you.

    • @Azure70
      @Azure70 5 років тому +1

      Not true. I was surprised there was a game.

    • @visionofsolace8961
      @visionofsolace8961 3 роки тому

      Rave Master saw some success

    • @selassieaspen9940
      @selassieaspen9940 3 роки тому

      That's not a reason to watch anime. Nothing surprises me because everyone else is predictable because they're human. There actions, thoughts and mental breakdowns has been seen before. Gonna need a better reason than that.

  • @MathewWalls
    @MathewWalls 5 років тому +3

    Deus Ex: Human Revolution. The tutorial teaches you that there's no time limit. The first level teaches you that actually there is a time limit. The following levels completely abandon the time limit until one random level later on where if you take too long, the best character dies.

  • @IamaPERSON
    @IamaPERSON 5 років тому +31

    2:14 You sure it's not GREEN HILL FROM HERE!?
    *insert laugh track*

    • @mattfahringer148
      @mattfahringer148 5 років тому

      I am a PERSON 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 років тому

      @@mattfahringer148 whoa, what's with the emojis?

  • @LordCarledo
    @LordCarledo 2 роки тому +2

    Can we talk about Azure Dreams and the earthquakes that shake the floor around you apart if you take too long? Of course, the punishment was just going up to the next floor like you were supposed to anyway, but that was still one of the sources of anxiety in childhood that never fully went away.

  • @aliceg3184
    @aliceg3184 5 років тому +6

    Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale has the Will-o'-Wisps. If you spend too long on any floor of a dungeon, they spawn in and chase you down until you make it to the exit, and getting hit by one does a LOT of damage. The difference between them and most of the other examples on this list is that they can actually be fought and killed--and they drop an item that you need for certain crafting recipes! There's an infinite number of them, though, and the longer you stick around, the stronger they get, so it's only a matter of time before they wear you down...

  • @Shiny_Plume
    @Shiny_Plume Рік тому +1

    The one from Spelunky reminds me of Starbound, where if you’re on a moon mining for that purple crystal stuff that fuels your ship, a bright purple ghost thing chases after you the whole time. Most of the time you don’t notice it, but the more you mine the fuel the faster it gets and it can get pretty spooky, because it too is invincible and instakills you.

  • @xangods
    @xangods 5 років тому +4

    It isn't about taking too long to finish a level or fight, but this video reminded me of Barbatos from Tales of Destiny. If you spent too much time spinning around and auto-battling, he would eventually appear and insta-kill your entire party leading you to a Game Over. That was implemented to prevent power leveling while you are out instead of properly playing the game.

  • @pirateman1144
    @pirateman1144 5 років тому +2

    That Simpsons arcade machine is STILL in Skegness to this day. I always make a point to play a few games when I'm there. So good. Such nostalgia. :')

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +25

    Random person: Here, Mike, let me give you a hand!
    Mike: *AAAAAA*

  • @ryqueezy6327
    @ryqueezy6327 3 роки тому +1

    “We’re the big butt bandits”
    Omg I’m crying and shaking rn

  • @RagnarokReload
    @RagnarokReload 5 років тому +7

    no mention of the reaper in Persona? esp in Persona 5 when you wait for 5 whole minutes in Mementos

  • @vladspellbinder
    @vladspellbinder 4 роки тому +2

    I *love* Power Stone (1), I don't normally like fighting games but something about that one just clicked with me. I never got the second game though.
    Thanks for the video.

  • @Sparksterchan
    @Sparksterchan 5 років тому +21

    The Sonic CD one... I stopped to listen to the past music in Metallic Madness and Sonic just LEFT. Cue one angry 11-year-old. 😂

  • @magic0908
    @magic0908 5 років тому +14

    When you make sonic stand still for 3 minutes
    Sonic: aight imma head out

  • @Chromefall
    @Chromefall 5 років тому +5

    also like to add in a version of Ace Combat X’s final mission, you need to be fast or else a microwave plasma ball thing cooks your jet and makes it explode

  • @KR15nAK
    @KR15nAK 4 роки тому +1

    How can you not at least honorably mention Bubble Bobble when it comes to procrastinating? Enemies get angry and go berserk, then a ghost appears to kill you, and only gets faster the longer you avoid it. Like wickedly fast

  • @archwayglow
    @archwayglow 5 років тому +21

    The first time I came across the reaper in persona 3.... was an experience.

    • @arcticangel1628
      @arcticangel1628 Рік тому

      7:59 I’d say this was the worst punishment a game could throw at you for sticking around too long.

  • @bendurbin9585
    @bendurbin9585 4 роки тому +2

    You forgot to mention that in Spelunky html5/classic, the ghost is much faster and disappears if you are farther away from it. Also, it does 100 damage

  • @pitayavillasana8787
    @pitayavillasana8787 5 років тому +5

    "Would it help explain that it came from a manga"
    "Ohhh" me as well

  • @Sonlirain
    @Sonlirain 5 років тому +1

    Here's 2 more:
    In Deep Rock Galactic point extraction missions the more time you spend in the level the stronger and more often enemy hordes will spawn. 30 minutes in it's pretty much a constant stream of enemies.
    In Raid on Bungeling Bay (The Commodore 64 version because i never saw this feature work in the NES version) the enemy is building a battleship that will sink your carrier and shoot at you with homing missiles (making the mission way way WAY more difficult) but it's possible to bomb it while its still under construction to prevent it from ruining your day.

  • @cphtfluke7565
    @cphtfluke7565 5 років тому +24

    8:19 oh no! It's the Jiggle Butt Gang!

    • @juliagoodwin3461
      @juliagoodwin3461 5 років тому +2

      CPhT Fluke The phrase “WTF Japan” comes to mind.

    • @KiyoshiKing
      @KiyoshiKing 5 років тому +4

      They had no business being that thicc tho. 😭😂

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому

      Team Jiggle Butt...Pokemon Gen 9 villains?

    • @kevanmcentee2174
      @kevanmcentee2174 5 років тому +4

      ... oh God, I thought they were created as filler for the Fairy Tail anime

    • @KcGanjaBoy
      @KcGanjaBoy 5 років тому

      Begore that was also that Lucy's spirit. When i saw that and the jiggle gang i had to rewatch the video to make sure i didn't miss if its fairy tail game or not

  • @andr0medadubz496
    @andr0medadubz496 4 роки тому +1

    You missed robotica. If you cant get through a level, which are labrynthian as is in a certain time frame, the level would send out swarms of "sweepers" that would home in on your location, and kill you. Upon dying you're presented with the only time you ever see your face; in a pretty horrifying state; showing your lifr support has begun to fail. Considering it was one of the more rare titles for the sega saturn, its easy to miss; but also a horrifying way to go out for taking too long.

  • @Hurricaine65
    @Hurricaine65 5 років тому +29

    Jane is the best part of these videos. I mean, the content is great, and the other hosts are also excellent. But... Jane is, well, Jane.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +6

      It's the mind control! You have to snap out of it! SNAP OUT, I SAY!!!

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +3

      @@Sabamika1 It's a mind-control upgrade for the space laser.

    • @rgerber
      @rgerber 5 років тому +2

      She really tries hard to be Jane

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +2

      @@Sabamika1 Yeah...She was thinking planet-wide propaganda, but that was a bit much.

    • @cthulhufhtagn2483
      @cthulhufhtagn2483 5 років тому +2

      @@Sabamika1 Yeah...Charity streams and mad science don't pay the bills. Certainly not those kinds of bills.

  • @Toad2Dope
    @Toad2Dope 3 роки тому +1

    I wouldn't be surprised if the Simpsons hand was made to prevent kids from holding machines while they ate or went to the bathroom.

  • @lordsidius99
    @lordsidius99 5 років тому +4

    No mention of *The Reaper* from the Persona series? Notably, Persona 3, where I'm pretty sure it terrified the hell out of everyone who played the game.

  • @shubhamharlalka
    @shubhamharlalka 5 років тому +2

    I remember the horrors of Ice Climber, still give me chills at night.

  • @UnderdogeForever
    @UnderdogeForever 5 років тому +4

    What about The Director from Left 4 Dead? He got all sorts of mean if you stuck around too long looking for supplies.

  • @itsdemetri4282
    @itsdemetri4282 5 років тому +3

    Well that's basically every arcade game i remembered tmnt turtles in time doing the same thing as the simpsons but instead u died instantly no matter what health you havr. Splinter would just drop a grenade after time because he apears about 4 times each being faster than the last.

  • @anthonyevans9530
    @anthonyevans9530 5 років тому +19

    Nobody:
    Sonic: iight imma head out

  • @honeytrousers9665
    @honeytrousers9665 5 років тому +1

    Weirdos?! That's the Notoriously Evil Jiggle Butt gang! Truly an end too good for the characters in that game.

  • @OdysseusFGC
    @OdysseusFGC 5 років тому +5

    What about the Reaper in Persona games?
    It spooked the shit out of me on my first P5 playthrough

  • @st4rcannon841
    @st4rcannon841 5 років тому +1

    Remember new super Mario bros? Where you had 100 seconds left and it made that scary ass jingle

  • @mcmahonman
    @mcmahonman 5 років тому +4

    Thank you for reminding me of Rave Master. The dub anime opening is a certified banger.

  • @andrewross2418
    @andrewross2418 5 років тому

    FTL "Faster than light" might make a honorable mention. If you take too long on a map the enemy fleet takes control of the area and all events turn into a fight with minimum rewards for winning.

  • @LordOfHades
    @LordOfHades 5 років тому +13

    Persona 3 and Persona 5: Loitering on a single floor of Tartarus or Mementos for too long will spawn one of the strongest bosses in either game - The Reaper.

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 5 років тому

      UNLESS you're in December

    • @sheikhfloppa7901
      @sheikhfloppa7901 5 років тому

      Then you get Santa???

    • @chaosyeshua1137
      @chaosyeshua1137 5 років тому

      Shoulda done this with persona 4 as well, where you had to open 21 treasure boxes and then open a treasure box with a shadow in it. And if it didn't have one, it RESETS. Makes it effing tedious getting everyone's ultimate weapons

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 4 роки тому

      I know this is gonna make me sound like a “the old games were better” hipster but genuinely newer games ruin the Reaper. In 3 he actually feels like Death itself is on your heels at all times as you had the PERFECT amount of time before he appeared and the fact that you genuinely felt more DREAD than reward over a treasure floor was intense as hell. Then 4 made him nonexistent and even if you went to the extreme lengths to draw him out he was a far far far easier fight, pretty much laughably so, and then P5 seriously upped the time for him to appear and even then lets you just cheese him

  • @KirbyatYT
    @KirbyatYT 3 роки тому +1

    The legend of Zelda Majora’s mask should be on here, the whole game’s on a time limit, which the moon then crashes down onto clock town

  • @HovektheArtist
    @HovektheArtist 5 років тому +12

    The weeb in me is crying as I love rave master and didnt even know it had a game

    • @youraveragemonkey7823
      @youraveragemonkey7823 5 років тому +1

      Same. It looks good too i think

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 5 років тому +1

      It has a couple of games actually, I have one of them for GameCube, don't remember the title tho;;;

    • @TheKenchanx
      @TheKenchanx 2 роки тому +1

      @@AkumaDayo It's just called Rave Master. Plays kinda like Power Stone.

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 2 роки тому

      @@TheKenchanx apparently it's called Rave Master: Fighting Live in Japan, but they dropped the second half of the title for the NA release. I haven't been able to play the game yet unfortunately since I don't have a console that's compatible with GameCube games :( it just kinda sits on my shelf collecting dust at this point,,

  • @MushroomHedgehog
    @MushroomHedgehog 4 роки тому +1

    In all honesty, that was a really great way to bring back Nemesis to the RE series.

  • @GoofballKurtt
    @GoofballKurtt 5 років тому +8

    Aye what’s this ? No mention of mass effect 2 when all your crew gets kidnapped ? I
    Always took to long on that and ended up seeing the doctor turn into purée 😳

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому

      You mean Kelly? Pretty sure Dr Chakwas (spelling?) Is the only one who always survives until you arrive.

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 5 років тому +1

      That's event-based, not time-based. You're good as long as you don't make extra outings between capture and rescue, not matter how long you spend moping around your understaffed ship before said rescue.

  • @DanTheMan7777
    @DanTheMan7777 3 роки тому +2

    Deltarune: If Kris walks slowly to the Closet, then Susie says, "Geez, can you walk any slower?"