7 Harmless Items That Are Definitely Not Monsters

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  • @outsidextra
    @outsidextra  6 років тому +798

    Relax folks, these everyday run-of-the-mill objects mean us no harm, so let's all relax right next to them. Can you think of any other items that definitely aren't monsters in disguise? Shout in the comments if so, and enjoy!

    • @lommut8300
      @lommut8300 6 років тому +22

      Joseph Micheal Holland how do I know you're not a mimic?

    • @TheWearyAlkamyst
      @TheWearyAlkamyst 6 років тому +23

      What about the "save crystal" crystalbugs in Final fantasy XII? i hate those things with a passion, and its a betrayal to my soul!!

    • @panoslymperidis6748
      @panoslymperidis6748 6 років тому +15

      Very nice video guys,now let me press that harmless looking like button! Hmmmmmmmm............now why would a like button have teeth and claws? Help !HELP!HEEEEEEEEEEELP............

    • @ishan2991
      @ishan2991 6 років тому +12

      What about the button on the reception desk of Modern Warfare 2 museum. It literally makes the history of the game very much alive, armed and ready to kill you.
      Although it should be obvious with every weapon in the game with ammo boxes lying though.

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 6 років тому +4

      The like button to this video is definitely not a monster! Now, I'll just press it a

  • @secondpsycho6577
    @secondpsycho6577 5 років тому +327

    I have never been more suspicious of that chair they're all sitting on.

    • @sloanemactire8780
      @sloanemactire8780 3 роки тому +21

      No, no - the chair's fine. It's just Corazon.

    • @colinmelton3815
      @colinmelton3815 2 роки тому +8

      Looking pretty sus...

    • @itscznben8728
      @itscznben8728 2 роки тому +1

      @@sloanemactire8780 wtf is corazon

    • @WingedCrusade
      @WingedCrusade Рік тому +2

      Let's hope it's not Plastic Man at least...

    • @lissas4152
      @lissas4152 3 місяці тому

      Not you got me looking at their controller funny...

  • @Zamtrios245
    @Zamtrios245 4 роки тому +541

    A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: what's the shotgun for?
    The man replied: Mimics
    The bartender laughed, the man laughed, the barstool laughed, the man shot the barstool.

    • @ismirdochegal4804
      @ismirdochegal4804 4 роки тому +45

      I want a movie in which this stunt is pulled off!

    • @woofwoof9199
      @woofwoof9199 3 роки тому +9

      @@ismirdochegal4804 yea same

    • @CrawlerSerpent
      @CrawlerSerpent 3 роки тому +5

      I’ve seen this joke before, still kinda funny

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 3 роки тому +6

      Unexpected turn.

    • @persephoneunderground845
      @persephoneunderground845 2 роки тому +12

      D&D version is a classic:
      The bartender asked a group of adventurers: Why are you carrying weapons in a tavern? It's perfectly safe in town.
      The adventurers replied: Mimics.
      The bartender laughed, the adventurers laughed, the table laughed, they killed the table, it was a good time!

  • @Justin-TPG
    @Justin-TPG 5 років тому +379

    “Name a vampire with a beard”, says Andy Farrant, a vampire with a beard.

    • @fangboy1319
      @fangboy1319 4 роки тому +37

      Also Dracula himself has a goatee. It's especially apparent in the Castlevania anime.

    • @faielyne
      @faielyne 4 роки тому +5

      lol knew it

    • @darkstarmoonshadow
      @darkstarmoonshadow 3 роки тому +6

      Jerry had a 5'ocock shadow does that count

  • @tomatooverlord2764
    @tomatooverlord2764 6 років тому +1110

    That one piano from Super Mario 64 is completely harmless, just trust me.

    • @ALTAIR2
      @ALTAIR2 6 років тому +5

      Tomato Overlord took my comment

    • @woohoo8259
      @woohoo8259 6 років тому +17

      Tomato Overlord I stopped playing for a week, because of that thing.

    • @tmntman3086
      @tmntman3086 6 років тому +25

      I'm assuming the piano must have just made a post credits jump scare. After all, there is no way you could make a list like this and not include that piano.

    • @heckinboyo4073
      @heckinboyo4073 6 років тому +7

      i broke my brothers nintendo because of that thing

    • @evecleroux8368
      @evecleroux8368 6 років тому +6

      Tomato Overlord omg horrific child hood flash back!!! It scared the hell out of me the first time it tried to eat me.

  • @mckayleepugmire9947
    @mckayleepugmire9947 6 років тому +939

    Theres a mimic in final fantasy 12 that perfectly resembles a save point, any replacement of the savepoint is the greatest betrayal in my opinion.

    • @sinmenon4347
      @sinmenon4347 6 років тому +66

      Granted, when you kill the mimic it becomes a save point -- without the healing proprieties. And I recall one in a story dungeon right before a boss fight. THANKS, Square.

    • @mckayleepugmire9947
      @mckayleepugmire9947 6 років тому +16

      Sinmenon Yea, that one was the worst.

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 6 років тому +10

      Try the mimics in borderlands 2 dlc

    • @chezwizard
      @chezwizard 6 років тому +19

      There's also the trick save point in FF7. It's not a monster, and it does let you save. However, the progress you're trying to save is lost the instant you open the menu.

    • @mckayleepugmire9947
      @mckayleepugmire9947 6 років тому +7

      Where is this and how do I avoid it?

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 5 років тому +382

    I've had it happen that a mimic in Prey turned into a "not a mimic" post-it note. It really caught me off guard. Especially since they're technically not supposed to be able to do that.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 5 років тому +59

      Rules are there to be broken.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 4 роки тому +57

      Amokriin Prolgiid clearly mimics arent as dumb as they seem. This begs the question of how the older mimics taught younger mimics what the papers were for. Older mimics could have seen the humans putting sticky rectangles with markings on them, and the humans not being wary around these flimsy rectangles with markings, and so copied them

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 4 роки тому +21

      @@naturegirl1999 arent Typhons have sort of hive mind?

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 4 роки тому +9

      Exploer TM maybe, I haven;t actually played the game, just watched some episodes of Markiplier playing it, You are probably,y right

    • @fnaftimexsbiggestfandearth5360
      @fnaftimexsbiggestfandearth5360 4 роки тому +4

      ItS sAtAn!!!!!! RuN

  • @DiscountOstrich
    @DiscountOstrich 6 років тому +634

    Walking around any power plant in Pokemon.
    "That item on the floor is definitely not Voltorb."

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 6 років тому +28

      Discount Ostrich Na it's Electrode. That's okay.. needed to catch one anyways.. right

    • @bisurker
      @bisurker 6 років тому +35

      ELECTRODE USED SELF-DESTRUCT!

    • @midnightmarchioness5860
      @midnightmarchioness5860 6 років тому +30

      Definitely not a shiny Electrode ready to use selfdestruct.

    • @kirant
      @kirant 6 років тому +20

      I honestly missed the Master Ball because of this in the 3rd Gen games. I was getting tired of facing Electrodes and figured I got everything of value.
      ...Turns out, I missed one.

    • @FanOfMostEverything
      @FanOfMostEverything 6 років тому +24

      Ah, an open field, not a dynamo in sight. And what luck, there's an item here!
      "Foongus."
      Oh, for crying out loud.

  • @dr.mysterious5395
    @dr.mysterious5395 6 років тому +187

    That's why the Mines in Stardew Valley are so great: everything appears to be what it is. Slimes are slimes, bats are bats, and stones are definitely not horrible rock crab monsters hoping to feast on your feet.

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 4 роки тому +4

      Bombs for the win!

    • @Succui
      @Succui 4 роки тому +7

      And in skull cavern, those iridium nodes are also completely normal, they aren't even worse terrifying green crabs.

  • @smashflame2136
    @smashflame2136 5 років тому +179

    you can actually make ocarina of time way better if you name him "my dude".

  • @psychronia
    @psychronia 6 років тому +241

    You know what I'm grateful of?
    That mimics are never disguised as keys that secretly eat your collection of actual keys.

    • @yusufkandur2173
      @yusufkandur2173 6 років тому +24

      that's a scarry thought, thanks a lot...

    • @Hopalongtom
      @Hopalongtom 6 років тому +10

      Kelefki do fuse Keys onto their ring, and the only way to recover them is to capture one and use the living keyring to hold your keys!

    • @Nightjarish
      @Nightjarish 6 років тому +41

      Excuse me while I let every DM in the world know about this...mwahaha

    • @psychronia
      @psychronia 6 років тому +19

      If you're going to share that, then remember to also let the players know about the pet Gun Mimic my group likes to chuck into enemy armories to eat all their weapons.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 6 років тому +8

      Nightjar as a DM, no. I need players to play, so giving them item PTSD sounds like a bad idea. Same reason im not including any mimics... yet.

  • @Plosif
    @Plosif 6 років тому +265

    Cappy from Mario Odyssey is a hat that mind controls things by sitting on their head. and where is he for the whole game? on Mario's head. cappy is actually a monster.

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 5 років тому +19

      Oh my god.
      Are we
      Cappy?

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 5 років тому +3

      YES

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 5 років тому +2

      @@xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 Yes we are

    • @trueblueflare
      @trueblueflare 5 років тому +1

      ...

    • @silvertheelf
      @silvertheelf 5 років тому +3

      Cappy helps Mario help him though so there are good things to it. Also that’s just a theory. A their only backed up by the myth and the fact cappy is a ghost.

  • @SparkyRaichu
    @SparkyRaichu 5 років тому +47

    To be fair, there IS ominous music and Navi DOES yell "WATCH OUT!!!"
    Since when do we listen to Navi though?

    • @Mama_Badazh
      @Mama_Badazh 2 роки тому +2

      I kind of have to. She's my text notification.

  • @vanawolfy
    @vanawolfy 6 років тому +153

    What about the Pokémon series? Is it an item, there on the floor, or is it a bloody Voltorb/Electrode?

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 6 років тому +10

      or a foongus/amoongus

    • @Drivaawwrrr
      @Drivaawwrrr 6 років тому +5

      Wolfy Chan Ah yes, all that “loot” in the power plant where Zapdos is...

    • @OverlordMMM
      @OverlordMMM 6 років тому +9

      Not only that, but imagine trying to live day to day. Want to eat a nice sundae. Nope, it's a Pokemon. Are you a waste collector driving on of those trucks? Better check that each trash bag isn't a Pokemon. Trying to interact with anything? Could be a ditto.

    • @vanawolfy
      @vanawolfy 6 років тому +7

      "I thought it was a nice key ring but it was a Klefki and now I can't go home"

    • @franciscodetonne4797
      @franciscodetonne4797 6 років тому +6

      Sand castle, key chains, garbage bags, random rocks, chandeliers, etc.
      No I *DO NOT* want to live in Pokemon universe

  • @chrislin2663
    @chrislin2663 6 років тому +75

    You know who's definitely not a monster? The players! Surely they are a empathetic , passionate and caring bunch that - Umm where are you taking that poor woman Marston, what are you OH MY GOD WHY YOU DO THAT YOU MONSTER I TAKE IT ALL BACK

  • @bromigo2252
    @bromigo2252 5 років тому +216

    im not surprised dark souls was even in this list considering that even blood stains can kill you
    you dont open chests
    CHESTS OPEN YOU!!!
    you know this morning i turned on my pc and all of a suden my mouse attacked

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 5 років тому +1

      Wym blood stains can kill you?

    • @ruinedquill1836
      @ruinedquill1836 5 років тому +5

      @@zeallust8542 poorly placed blood stains can keep you from interacting with things like ladders (example: the ladder to get to Midir's boss room in ds3, where if you fall from the very top is a guaranteed death)

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 5 років тому +1

      @@ruinedquill1836 The game literally prioritizes objects and ladders and stuff before bloodstains so you have to press Y to interact with the bloodstains if they are ontop of something

    • @ruinedquill1836
      @ruinedquill1836 5 років тому +1

      @@zeallust8542 sometimes people press buttons too soon lol and even then with that particular ladder it can get finicky

    • @ruinedquill1836
      @ruinedquill1836 5 років тому

      @@zeallust8542 though to be fair its moreso bloodstains causing you to get killed by something else rather than them being the thing that kills ya

  • @DinoDive
    @DinoDive 6 років тому +94

    Im surprised Ellen let Luke talk about dark souls
    I guess next video will feature a game Ellen loves though I cannot put my finger on what game it would be

    • @MrRafalel
      @MrRafalel 6 років тому +2

      Kingdom of Amalur, duh

    • @scorpix96
      @scorpix96 6 років тому +10

      I don't thing she has a favourite, she tends to always be perfectly objective and dispassionate about games...

    • @EvanFarshadow
      @EvanFarshadow 6 років тому

      Dino Dive he really should use Iron Flesh on himself for those Four Kings. Even post nerf it trivializes the fight.

  • @Nightjarish
    @Nightjarish 6 років тому +316

    Everything is always a mimic. Trust nothing. That pretty chest over there? Mimic. That strange door? Mimic. That rock? Mimic. Air? Mimic.

    • @goldblazesk
      @goldblazesk 6 років тому +41

      Player avatar? Mimic.

    • @Nightjarish
      @Nightjarish 6 років тому +26

      Now you're getting it.

    • @goldblazesk
      @goldblazesk 6 років тому +27

      This comment? Mimic.
      Your reply to said 'comment'? Mimic.

    • @Nightjarish
      @Nightjarish 6 років тому +32

      The keyboard you keep using to write comments? A very patient mimic.

    • @goldblazesk
      @goldblazesk 6 років тому +31

      This website hosting these 'comments'? A very patient, old mimic who feeds off of anger, avarice and 'clickbait'.

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 5 років тому +77

    "No, no, no, no! Oh, that was my grandma's!"
    That's the line that will keep me smiling all day.

  • @tba113
    @tba113 6 років тому +287

    8: Jane Douglas. What could be better: a cute gamer with a science background and a sense of humor? Pay no attention to any rumors of twisted experiments on her fellow OxBox or OxTra coworkers, or plots for world domination. I'm sure they're just hearsay...

    • @mrseventysix495
      @mrseventysix495 6 років тому +7

      She just needs Ellen's dimples to add to her disguise.

    • @lewayprevis
      @lewayprevis 6 років тому +6

      I can verify that there is absolutely nothing harmful about Jane.
      Now, can I have my £100, please?

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 років тому +3

      I find the twisted experiments to be a good talking point. I have heard of one to use Ellen's cuteness to take over the world.

    • @eldridgecharles1313
      @eldridgecharles1313 6 років тому +3

      That's why judge wants you to think.... Secretly controlling our minds... Better get my tin hat for the next video.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 років тому +2

      Ah but what you didn't know is the tin foil helps receive the broadcast clearer. Additionally if you have fillings, please tune them to AM channel 6.

  • @MidwestArtMan
    @MidwestArtMan 6 років тому +198

    Opening a mimic makes me think of Legend of Zelda chest music.
    Da da da- AAAHHH!

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 6 років тому +2

      Mileena Kahn doesn't botw have trap chests too?

    • @ncom7794
      @ncom7794 6 років тому +14

      I read that as da-da-da-*Wilhelm scream*

    • @WhiteFangofWar
      @WhiteFangofWar 6 років тому +2

      Zelda has trapped chests too. Maybe not as deadly as a Dark Souls mimic, but a blast of icy wind that freezes you, or even summons a Wallmaster.

    • @coffeepoweredkatie6290
      @coffeepoweredkatie6290 6 років тому

      I have not played any of the games referenced here, and still got a hell of a laugh out of this comment.
      Congrats haha.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому

      Play Dragon Quest! EVERY game in the series has Mimics! Such fun!

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 5 років тому +29

    Oh wow a single chest in an empty room, come on guys even we aren’t dumb enough to fall for th-
    *chest opens*
    ...Sachi you set them to auto-loot didn’t you?
    I thought it would save time...
    OH YEAH WERE RACING TO OUR DEATHS AT RECORD SPEED!

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому +3

      I love you for this reference :)

    • @DaArbiturPalpatine
      @DaArbiturPalpatine 4 роки тому +9

      You don't know that! Maybe we won a prize!
      N O W R E L E A S I N G S L A U G H T E R N A U T S A N D M U R D E R G O B L I N S
      Oh, Slaughternauts AND Murdergoblins? It must be MY BIRTHDAY!

    • @helpmereach690subscribers3
      @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 роки тому +5

      DaArbiturPalpatine d-don’t worry we’ll just grab the teleportation crystals from Gary!
      Which ones Gary!?
      We must save my family!
      *teleports away*
      ...that...was Gary.

    • @s3rvivor
      @s3rvivor 4 роки тому +6

      I don't if I should be ashamed that you made this reference, ashamed that I know this reference, or pretend I don't know this reference and go on my way, pretending I DIDN'T donate to the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.

  • @phylion6067
    @phylion6067 6 років тому +121

    LEAVE A PILE OF LEAVES IN CASE THERES A HEDGEHOG LIVING IN THERE?!?!
    I'm from Australia. Here you leave a pile of leaves alone in case there's a hoard of temperamental spiders trying to mind their own business. As the best case scenario.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +10

      I live in Arkansas in the US. Here we have Tarantulas. Guess what Tarantulas do to make cozy little houses for themselves? That's right!... they collect dead leaves and web them together. So yeah, if the leaves are stuck together you should probably leave them alone.

    • @AWeebAteMyBaby
      @AWeebAteMyBaby 6 років тому +3

      same or snakes

    • @2013Fangirl
      @2013Fangirl 6 років тому +5

      Phylion That's terrifying!! I may never trust leaves again 😫

    • @Yandere7290
      @Yandere7290 6 років тому +1

      This is why im glad i dont go outside

  • @darkjackel8608
    @darkjackel8608 6 років тому +90

    This must have been an expensive episode: four broken mugs, and a broken window. 🤑

    • @thisisodsmith
      @thisisodsmith 6 років тому +16

      And, by the looks of it, Luke's spirit was broken too.

    • @thepyrodar6080
      @thepyrodar6080 6 років тому +16

      Dark Jackel are you sure its not actually 4 dead Mimics and a broken window?

    • @darkjackel8608
      @darkjackel8608 6 років тому +2

      ThePyrodar Mimics only shatter if they've been covered in Gloo, though... wait. 🤔

    • @Stelios300X
      @Stelios300X 6 років тому +10

      Dark Jackel Fun fact: the oxbox and oxtra team put a layer of Gloo on literally everything in the studio in response to... the incident.

    • @MegaHentai00
      @MegaHentai00 6 років тому +5

      And presumably a broken Ellen after the window.

  • @b2air1921
    @b2air1921 4 роки тому +45

    "Thou hast felt it... BUTTS" - The Great Deku Tree
    In my mind OOT will never be the same again

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 4 роки тому +5

      Lol whenever I see oot I just think of someone yelling,
      OOT!

    • @petin13naahl
      @petin13naahl 7 місяців тому

      My fav silly name for link is "ya deRP"

  • @DJB0X3R
    @DJB0X3R 5 років тому +102

    Legend of Zelda:BoTW had several things like Octoroks with chests on their heads and sometimes rocks. The Talus which just looks like a bunch of rocks.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 3 роки тому +2

      the talus are really easy to spot, the Octoroks get me every time though.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +1

      @@pforgottonsoul
      Use the camera rune of the stasis rune then those rascals become irrelevant. It’s possible to kill them but you just get rupees as a bonus.

    • @pforgottonsoul
      @pforgottonsoul 3 роки тому +2

      @@catsareyes6446 thats only when you know they are around.

  • @gagenott
    @gagenott 6 років тому +108

    You talk about Fallout 4 Far Harbor but not about that Totally Normal Lobster Grill Van That Definitely Doesn't Contain A Giant Hermit Crab, So Don't Worry?

    • @ceceliaacaba2739
      @ceceliaacaba2739 6 років тому +7

      Gage Nott Oh right! That thing scared the shit outta me!

    • @mrseventysix495
      @mrseventysix495 6 років тому +4

      This is what happened to Matt Foley who everyone knows was living down by the river in a Van at the time of the bombs went off...

    • @Anknownymous
      @Anknownymous 5 років тому

      I never thought of it 😑

  • @slh8505
    @slh8505 5 років тому +41

    2:11
    Welcome to aggressive prop hunt

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 6 років тому +65

    There's also a certain swan pedalo in Fallout 4, i dont know why i even brought it up honestly, its so ordinary..

    • @jaymobb6025
      @jaymobb6025 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, I wonder what will happen if i get close...
      Why am I a corpse?

    • @jaymobb6025
      @jaymobb6025 5 років тому

      @ far harbour right?
      Theres also a albino one at the cinema

  • @georgebynum2659
    @georgebynum2659 6 років тому +138

    Baby hedgehogs in leaf piles? This is how you know England is a magical land of whimsy and wonder. Growing up in Central Arkansas, we avoided leaf piles because of the copperheads, cottonmouths, and rattlesnakes. All very venomous snakes who would lie in wait in said leaf piles and brush with murderous intent...

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +20

      Don't forget the Tarantulas! Tarantulas actually MAKE leaf piles and web them together just to have places to hide!

    • @georgebynum2659
      @georgebynum2659 6 років тому +7

      Mar Hawkman Shhh....you'll give Ellen nightmares... *loudly* YES, I WOULD LIKE A GLASS OF WATER! THANK YOU, GOOD SIR!

    • @Rathspace
      @Rathspace 6 років тому +8

      Oof, yes, all of this and more! Also, In northern Arkansas, moving ANY leaves gives you a chance to be bitten by a centipede, and they hurt a lot. Some of them have venom, too, although they’re not lethal (thankfully.) They’ll scare your pants off, too.

    • @georgebynum2659
      @georgebynum2659 6 років тому +3

      Kaylee DracoWing Now that you mention it, I vaguely recall being bitten by a centipede as a kid. Most of my memories are very fuzzy from back then though.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому +6

      probably too much centipede venom. :/

  • @Bolshoi333
    @Bolshoi333 5 років тому +35

    Eternal Darkness had a few perfectly harmless archaeologists in one of the later levels. Absolutely no demons tearing themselves out of their flesh cocoons in that game.

  • @undizz1
    @undizz1 6 років тому +124

    let's have a moment of silence for all the cups killed in the making of this video.
    .
    .
    .
    May they rest in pieces.

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 6 років тому +6

      They were mimics in disguiiiiiiiiiiise... do not trust them

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 6 років тому +1

      Welp. Im going to blast that black tree turns into a bush sometimes with a tank

    • @koelkastkkn
      @koelkastkkn 6 років тому

      Well said Undizz, well said
      we shall remember them in our harts

  • @JamesTM
    @JamesTM 6 років тому +77

    "No! The hedgehogs!" *Transitions to segment on Sonic the Hedgehog.*
    It's top-tier segues like that which set OxBoxTra aside as true professionals.

  • @SuperSenshi
    @SuperSenshi 5 років тому +51

    (4:37) Wait wait wait... did you seriously just call the Great Deku Tree an *evergreen* ? O.o

  • @clarice8604
    @clarice8604 6 років тому +56

    How about the Voltorbs in the Power Plant in first gen. Pokemon, disguised as sweet, sweet items until the "shocking" truth is revealed...

    • @TheDriver458
      @TheDriver458 6 років тому +1

      I'm Basically Jesus Bonus points for the pun.

    • @Stratelier
      @Stratelier 6 років тому +1

      What about the 5th gen where you find wild Foongus (or Amoongus) ?

  • @kazor8073
    @kazor8073 6 років тому +486

    Where's the piano from Mario 64?

    • @caitchan8078
      @caitchan8078 6 років тому +23

      I think that one might have been... Over-played ^_^

    • @RealCryptoTest
      @RealCryptoTest 6 років тому +14

      In your nightmares

    • @thecubanmissile7902
      @thecubanmissile7902 6 років тому +2

      D & P that thing still haunts my dreams to this day.

    • @thealientree3821
      @thealientree3821 6 років тому +9

      Forget the piano, what about the flying books in the same level?

    • @cryptidiot8409
      @cryptidiot8409 6 років тому +1

      That thing literally made my brother piss himself...

  • @tomassoejakto
    @tomassoejakto 5 років тому +48

    "this totally normal coffin" 😂

    • @kristinhorner5000
      @kristinhorner5000 4 роки тому +1

      OH NO DON'T MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THE COFFIN DANCE MEME

  • @briarpelt2333
    @briarpelt2333 6 років тому +32

    Hmm, let's see... harmless items... stone blocks in Minecraft. Especially the ones in strongholds, that take a bit longer to break, but are utterly normal! They definitely don't house swarms of enough tiny monsters to take out a fully-armored player in seconds...

  • @TwigTheCalicoWolf
    @TwigTheCalicoWolf 5 років тому +106

    I changed the comment so u don’t kno how I got the likes

  • @frederickwyman1937
    @frederickwyman1937 6 років тому +24

    Mimics aren't all bad! They cured me of my kleptomania! Well...mostly. Now I just smash everything with a wrench before quietly scooping the pieces into my pack...

    • @ceceliaacaba2739
      @ceceliaacaba2739 6 років тому +1

      Frederick Wyman does anyone eles think the mimics in Prey look *VERY* similar to Headcrabs especially the poison ones?

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 6 років тому +5

      What if a group of mimics decided to disguise themselves as pieces of a mug and then just hung out together? You could potentially have thousands of them in your bag by now

  • @demon1ckn1ght39
    @demon1ckn1ght39 5 років тому +27

    Prey is literally “don’t trust anyone not even yourself”

    • @theraven4410
      @theraven4410 5 років тому +2

      Not even your ammo....
      But you shouldn't trust you cat

  • @TrafficJamByCam
    @TrafficJamByCam 6 років тому +52

    What about the Stone Talus from Breath of the Wild? You see a large rock on the Great Plateau and decide to approach carrying your finest twigs and rusty sword. Suddenly a rumbling happens and oops “Game Over.” I just wanted rock salt to make my stew taste better.

    • @allenl5960
      @allenl5960 6 років тому +4

      Also those octopus thi- I mean totally normal objects you find lying around.
      Like that rock, or that bush, or those water weed things, or that buried treasure chest.
      No way these objects would randomly turn out to be giant rock-shooting octopus when you approach, nope, no way at all.
      And, of course, there is absolutely, no way at all that these cool-looking rusty relic things would secretly be working laser turrets ready to blast your face off. Nope, no way at all.

  • @Nelsn3
    @Nelsn3 6 років тому +32

    2:39 Luke, you never told us your grandma owned a mimic. Why didn't you say something sooner?

  • @naomilanders9381
    @naomilanders9381 4 роки тому +10

    I actually have some funny evil door stories from D&D. In one campaign, we had a paladin die to a door mimic, and when we got a level twenty cleric to resurrect him, they told him not to die a dumb way again. He then proceeds to nearly bash his skull in less then a day later tripping over his own feet. There's a running bet in the party that he's going to die again to tripping and falling, or something equally embarrassing. The second story is from a recent dungeon crawl I did with my siblings. My little brother was a rogue, and while the doors weren't mimics they were trapped to high heaven, and his perception checks were bad enough that he kept missing them. About halfway through the dungeon, his character becomes paranoid that the doors are out to get him, so the rest of us have to either try unlocking the doors with his thieve's tools, or just bust them down, which is made much harder when we come across the metal doors. We've left the dungeon, but his character now has a permanent fear of doors that has kind of become a running joke for our group.

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 6 років тому +91

    Rupee Likes, anyone? There I was, merrily gathering up Rupees, and suddenly one of them turns into a monster and starts guzzling the contents of my wallet! Word to the wise, folks: never pick up a jewel on the ground... at least not without first throwing a boomerang at it.

    • @lorula3801
      @lorula3801 6 років тому +8

      That brings back some trauma... DX

    • @caelverada1869
      @caelverada1869 5 років тому +3

      What game is that?

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 5 років тому +6

      @@caelverada1869 Link Between Worlds, and probably some of the older 2d ones

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 5 років тому +3

      @@caelverada1869 I know Minish Cap was rife with them.

    • @adenisbored2498
      @adenisbored2498 5 років тому +2

      phantom hourglass has them

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 6 років тому +657

    After Prey, everything could be a monster. EVEN THIS COMMENT! *RAWR*

    • @prophet1390
      @prophet1390 6 років тому +14

      Caitlin RC not the entire comment that is way to many monsters just the *A*

    • @captainzac24
      @captainzac24 6 років тому +17

      Most people in the youtube comments section are monsters :P
      (present company excepted of course)

    • @prophet1390
      @prophet1390 6 років тому +8

      Captain zac suuuuuuuuure... *pulls out pistol* I know Caitlin RC as being the annoying guy who use to get all the likes but I have never seen you before mister

    • @hiunaut2833
      @hiunaut2833 6 років тому +10

      *Takes out wrench* GODDAMMIT! I TRUSTED YOU!

    • @hummingvoid7824
      @hummingvoid7824 6 років тому +6

      What if our screen is a mimic?

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 5 років тому +17

    I happen to recall a completely harmless glass of wine in I Wanna Be The Guy.

  • @WhitcherJames
    @WhitcherJames 6 років тому +37

    How could you guys go with Fallout 4's Glow Anglers instead of Swan? A Super Mutant Behemoth disguised as a Swan boat in a pond in a park that only attacks when you step foot in the pond. He draws you in with the promise that there mite be something valuable hidden within this harmless little swan boat, but the second you surrender to your curiosity it kills you, quickly.

  • @ZackRToler
    @ZackRToler 6 років тому +151

    Mimics are the reason gamers have trust issues

    • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
      @Awesomeness-iz3dh 6 років тому +7

      Zack WHY WAS THE RAINBOW CHEST EVIL? I JUST WANTED A DECENT GUN!

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 6 років тому +17

      Schrodinger's Mimic: All chests are both treasure and monster until opened.

    • @wingedsn8670
      @wingedsn8670 6 років тому +1

      FFS I JUST WANTED SOME BAGHNAKS

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 6 років тому +3

      Girlfriend: Why don't you trust me?!
      Me: Trust you?! ..Like i trusted Al Mualim?! Like i trusted Patches in the Catacombs?!
      *runs away naked crying and screaming*.

    • @peterwelsh6975
      @peterwelsh6975 6 років тому

      As a D&D games master mimics are AWESOME!

  • @hamishjones960
    @hamishjones960 5 років тому +11

    the deku scrubs hide in grass, baby hedgehogs live in grass, the next entry is a sonic game XD

  • @GamesProject
    @GamesProject 6 років тому +37

    What about the Voltorb / Electrod in the early Pokemon games? Due to game limitation, they were hidden as items on the ground. Then you come to get that sweet loot and the second after, you were blown up by bombs.

    • @hameedasabeer2761
      @hameedasabeer2761 5 років тому +1

      Games Project I hated those things
      SLELFDESTRUCT
      SELFDESTRUCT

  • @AlphaOrion98
    @AlphaOrion98 6 років тому +48

    Yeah! Solaire is pure and nothing bad ever happens to him! (Don’t advance his storyline if you want to remain happy. And don’t tell Luke what happens either)

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 6 років тому +1

      James Chamblee remember u can avoid that if u pick the guild with that secret passage

    • @AlphaOrion98
      @AlphaOrion98 6 років тому

      Ayakkusu McGill, which guild? I haven't played the first game yet, I've only seen eurogamers video play through and read about stuff in the game. I want to get the remastered version this year

    • @DafyddWillz
      @DafyddWillz 6 років тому +1

      If you get the Chaos Servants to +2 you can unlock a secret shortcut that allows you to kill the Sunlight Maggot before it gets to Solaire. That or you can cheese it with Poison Mist.

    • @AlphaOrion98
      @AlphaOrion98 6 років тому

      Dafydd Williams, thanks. I'll keep that in mind when I get it

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому

      It gets even more fun in Dragon Quest since there are so many Mimics they have multiple monster types. ua-cam.com/video/Ag0aY9h32yQ/v-deo.html
      On the up side in the Dragon Quest monsters games you can catch them instead of killing them.

  • @jacobnewman1493
    @jacobnewman1493 5 років тому +22

    *go's to save point to make sure you are safe... OH GOD NO.

  • @DragonHindiX
    @DragonHindiX 6 років тому +87

    Dead zombies in resident evil remake that become crimson would they count as harmless looking items which turn deadlu

    • @illise
      @illise 6 років тому +7

      Dragon Hindi X like the edad guy outiside the save room that after like the 100th time you pass him suddenly stands up

    • @TheKinglaharl
      @TheKinglaharl 6 років тому

      I'm not sure if that counts. My first time seeing the game I expected all the zombies to get up by very nature of what they are. Also they LOOK like zombies. Not harmless objects.

    • @eliteslayer4371
      @eliteslayer4371 6 років тому

      the corpses of the flood from halo on that note

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 6 років тому +1

      I remember playing the Resident Evil remake on my Gamecube a long time ago. I remember passing those dead zombies I personally murdered. I did NOT know that I had to re-murder them say after an hour of backtracking throughout the dang Mansion. When the first encountered the Crimson zombies I watched one get back up with ease. I thought to myself, "Hey, man! Didn't I just get done killing you not too long ago?". I watch within seconds as he practically teleports to me and eviscerates my character. I said aloud, "What the fuck?!", as my character's head went bowling.
      Nice surprise, Capcom... good one...

    • @TheKinglaharl
      @TheKinglaharl 6 років тому

      Adam Gray I was suspicious because zombies always disappeared when you killed them before upon leaving the room. Isn't there also a note that tells you about crimson zombies you can find before any of them even activate?

  • @Bobberation
    @Bobberation 6 років тому +40

    Did... Did you just call the Great Deku Tree an evergreen, Luke? Someone needs to learn the difference between coniferous and deciduous flora.

  • @zerd1801
    @zerd1801 4 роки тому +18

    I once ran a D&D session with a Library full of Mimics disguised as books. However I also had a room full of harmless bean bag chairs for them to Sit and rela- OH CRIT! One of the chairs just ate our bard!

  • @pontyfaxjr
    @pontyfaxjr 6 років тому +82

    Dracula has a beard. In Symphony of the Night no less.
    Andy you miserable pile of secrets.

    • @SH19922x
      @SH19922x 6 років тому

      pontyfaxjr "mommmmmm! Where's the meatloaffffffffff!"

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 6 років тому

      But aside from him HUH >:D?

    • @solutionghostsimple6470
      @solutionghostsimple6470 6 років тому

      Name a vampire that's gay

    • @pontyfaxjr
      @pontyfaxjr 6 років тому +1

      @@solutionghostsimple6470 There's loads of Anne Rice characters that are gay vampires I believe.

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 6 років тому

      Dio prob

  • @KaraDennison
    @KaraDennison 6 років тому +24

    Funny hearing Luke call the Deku Scrub "frankly undignified." It's not the one that named a game character "BUTTS."

  • @Jason_Altea
    @Jason_Altea 5 років тому +10

    How about that sword you find at the beginning of Dark Souls 3, you know, the one lodged in a very large fellows chest. You get a cool sword, and nothing bad happens. At all.
    Or that tree in the Undead Settlement of Dark Souls 3 in the back of that room with the cultists. Grand old time, that was.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- 3 роки тому

      Wait, who would even considered the big guy in armor in the middle of arena in Dark Souls as something harmless?

    • @Jason_Altea
      @Jason_Altea 3 роки тому

      @@Karak-_-
      Not him, the sword. After all, it's just a sword. And there are absolutely no negative consequences for taking it.

  • @ayaxmcgill635
    @ayaxmcgill635 6 років тому +32

    Blood stains in the souls series, they are full of valuable information and tips, it's okay if they're in dangerous, hard to reach places, that just means that the info it has is better, right? Right? RIGHT? :""v

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 6 років тому +71

    The Piano from Mario 64. You think it's neat seeing a piano, but when you get close to it, RUN!!!

  • @Ashley80005
    @Ashley80005 5 років тому +9

    There were Mimics as harmless looking chests in Dark Cloud 1 and 2, and Neverwinter, but those weren't as scary as the ones in Dark Souls...holy shit! 😨😓

  • @loweydude220
    @loweydude220 6 років тому +9

    Just like my bedside table, that first appears completely harmless until i walk into it at 3am and stub my toe

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 6 років тому +2

      Benjadict-Lowerdick The amount of times I did this, especially when my mum sends me to look for something in her room. Once, she'd even redecorated so it wouldn't be so easy for me to stub my toe. However, she didn't tell me about it so when I went into her room during a blackout looking for a flashlight I bent down to sit on the bed and look for it in the bedside drawer as normal...except the bed wasn't there anymore!

  • @tiannaroberts6153
    @tiannaroberts6153 6 років тому +29

    What about the cake in the Portal series that is completely real and definitely not a lie.

    • @ceceliaacaba2739
      @ceceliaacaba2739 6 років тому

      Tianna Roberts or IS it?...

    • @tiannaroberts6153
      @tiannaroberts6153 6 років тому +2

      Cecelia Acaba Ofcourse the cake is true! Theres even a recipe for it in the credits of the Portal world in Lego Dimensions.

    • @ceceliaacaba2739
      @ceceliaacaba2739 6 років тому

      Tianna Roberts I know I was joking wish there was a third Portal...

    • @tiannaroberts6153
      @tiannaroberts6153 6 років тому +1

      Cecelia Acaba Don't we all? :'(

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 6 років тому +3

      Tianna Roberts yes and of course it is right inside that room that emm... Is definitely NOT a conveyer leading to an incinerator

  • @charliebearraspin6249
    @charliebearraspin6249 4 роки тому +7

    Ludex gundyr
    “Oh hey a statue, oh cool I get a swor- HOLY *You Died* “
    He may be the 1st boss of dark souls 3 but it took me about an hour to kill that freak.

  • @griff9288
    @griff9288 6 років тому +10

    Rule #1 of adventuring! Stab every chest before attempting to open it! ....or was that always check for traps.... No, I'm certain it's stab!

    • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
      @Awesomeness-iz3dh 6 років тому +1

      Patrick Griffiths Just bring a good doggo. They sniff out mimics.

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 6 років тому +2

      Just stab everything. Even friendlies. Just to be extra safe

  • @PinkSneaselGirl
    @PinkSneaselGirl 6 років тому +15

    A chill video about everyday mundane objects in video games that are completely harmless? Whew, guess I can relax and unwind for this video as there will be absolutely nothing scary scary or threatening within it whatsoever.
    Later-
    Oh come on guys, did you really have to make the VIDEO a mimic? I most certainly didn't expect that!DX

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 років тому +22

    "I'm coming, mother!"
    "No, Alucard, don't come here!"
    Oh my god...I would not have made it past that recording session, lol!

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 років тому +14

    The chest's in Borderlands. They're all great, just 1 button press and they open and give you that lovely loot, ammo, guns, nades, shields.
    All through the game the chests are always great and give lovely loot.
    Aside from the occasional one that betrays you by only giving you Common Items, but it is randomised so it'll happen, and they make up for it by giving you great Rare loot sometimes.
    Then you get to Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep.
    All the chests look like proper fantasy ones, this is cool you think as you throw open a chest, or spend Elerium to roll d20's to open the chest.
    You get to a certain room with 3 Chest's in it. Cool, you think, i just got through a nails boss fight. I was only expecting 2 chests since that's the standard, but hey, this is Tiny Tina's game, i'm not arguing.
    Open 1 chest, get a cool Fireball grenade, go to the 2nd one, pretty good loot, not as good as what you currently have though, still good money when you get to the next vender. Then the final chest, what loot will you have for me oh final 3rd chest.
    Fully jumped out of my chair when the damn chest started attacking me.
    I shot every chest i found after that.

    • @goldblazesk
      @goldblazesk 6 років тому

      Or even rolling a 1 on a Tina chest. I still get PTSD from my Borderlands 2 gambling addiction at Moxxi's every time I get a critical fail on one of them things.

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream 6 років тому

      "Spend Elerium".
      BRB, GONNA GO REPLAY XCOM FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME

    • @LucumLuftra
      @LucumLuftra 6 років тому +1

      Also the totally not small version of enemies hiding in any loot box

    • @Illegiblescream
      @Illegiblescream 6 років тому

      Those are great though. You get mad loots from them.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому

      Ah, that moment where a gamer goes from being trusting and innocent to ruthless and deadly. :D

  • @kaninerflagg9998
    @kaninerflagg9998 6 років тому +20

    The boxes in RE4. All good things and guaranteed snake free.

  • @Kwatcher100
    @Kwatcher100 5 років тому +5

    10:29
    “Neat, a treasure chest.”
    “That’s clearly a trap. Think about it, who would leave treasure just lying around outside?”
    11:28
    “What is wrong with you?”
    “If there’s a treasure chest, I open it. I can’t help it.”
    “Okay. Let’s see how long you survive with that strategy.”

  • @shirehorse7
    @shirehorse7 6 років тому +45

    Banjo Kazooie contained some mistaken objects.
    In Mad Monster Mansion some of the tombstones would actually be monsters.
    In Rusty Bucket Bay, some of the ship pipes were some creepy monster that tries to bite you if you got close.
    Then in Banjo Tooie they introduced the fake Jinjo known as Minjos.

  • @asherslayden6318
    @asherslayden6318 6 років тому +6

    'You win this round, nature...'
    And with that, Luke begins his transformation into a Captain Planet villain.

  • @dapperdolphinvids792
    @dapperdolphinvids792 5 років тому +5

    Golden chests in snowy regions in botw are perfectly safe. Ignore the fact that they aren’t affected by magnesis or statsis and just open them! The tentacles are perfectly normal I assure you.

  • @Bluesit32
    @Bluesit32 6 років тому +49

    Power Up. Super Metroid. The Chozo helpfully created power ups for Samus's suit. These are often held cradled in the hands of a Chozo statue. All you need to do is take it. ...well? Go on...take it...

  • @jakomioftherose2434
    @jakomioftherose2434 6 років тому +27

    *No mugs were shattered in the making of this countdown*

    • @metalcore_love
      @metalcore_love 6 років тому +3

      Jakomi of the Rose *No windows were also shattered in the making of this countdown*

    • @ayaxmcgill635
      @ayaxmcgill635 6 років тому +3

      *no controlers were harmed in the production of this jumpscares*

  • @kylewhite9383
    @kylewhite9383 5 років тому +9

    After playing Prey, I have a extreme phobia of coffee cups & chairs 😨

    • @fischaventine8313
      @fischaventine8313 4 роки тому

      I am sitting in a chair
      😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @kylewhite9383
      @kylewhite9383 4 роки тому +2

      Fisch Aventine Ruuunnnn!!

    • @fischaventine8313
      @fischaventine8313 4 роки тому +2

      🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

    • @kylewhite9383
      @kylewhite9383 4 роки тому +1

      @@fischaventine8313 gave me a good laugh, i hope your in good health, mate :)

  • @tenshi3
    @tenshi3 6 років тому +45

    You are going to have to try really hard to convince me that isn't a Eurogamer Zelda save...

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 6 років тому +1

      Jon Massey I think Luke has been hanging around Johnny too much.

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 6 років тому

      Yip. All caps and everything so everyone Link meets effectively shouts the word butts at him every time he introduces himself.

  • @gqphoenixclops3056
    @gqphoenixclops3056 6 років тому +10

    what was more surprising; Cave Story being mentioned here or Andy saying 'bullshit' without censor?

  • @AriLolzz
    @AriLolzz 5 років тому +8

    6:15 MY CHILDHOOD HAS JUST CAME BACK TO ME ALONG WITH THE MEMORY OF MY SEGA CLASSICS DISK AND PS3

  • @medianinja85
    @medianinja85 6 років тому +49

    What about Warframe with ALL the objects on Lua aka, mimics. They can be anywhere and, if you move too fast, you’ll just have to deal with, oh, I don’t know, a bunch of sentients upset that you ruined their cosplay convention on Thier planet

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 6 років тому +1

      I actually sought them out because Mesa can eviscerate them even with resistances due to her STUPIDLY high fire rate. The only issue is when you lose your target lock.

    • @loganre
      @loganre 6 років тому

      This is a thing? Omg i havent done much on lua yet

    • @The1Kronos
      @The1Kronos 6 років тому +1

      loganre it's new just released with new update

    • @merdufer
      @merdufer 6 років тому +3

      It's not their planet. They couldn't even go there before *spoiler* *spoiler* *spoiler* *spoiler* out of the Void during *spoiler* *spoiler* *spoiler* *spoiler* *spoiler*.

    • @tacticalfreeze9297
      @tacticalfreeze9297 6 років тому

      merdufer XD me when explaining the lore of warframe :) have an awesome day people

  • @leonardooliveira843
    @leonardooliveira843 6 років тому +124

    No mugs were harmed in the making of this video....right?

    • @blazingfire7517
      @blazingfire7517 6 років тому +30

      No mugs. Only Mimics.

    • @georgebynum2659
      @georgebynum2659 6 років тому +7

      Blazing Fire And that one innocent mug... but hey, gotta break some eggs, right?

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 6 років тому +1

      Only if you want to be lied to.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis 6 років тому +1

      No worries. All the mugs in this video were already tagged for culling. Rest assured that all broken mugs have been repurposed apropriately.

    • @catlluminati5645
      @catlluminati5645 6 років тому

      *PULL THE TRIGGER!!!!!!*

  • @blakerr4960
    @blakerr4960 5 років тому +6

    The mimics from terraria, they have scared me so many times when I'm exploring new areas of the caves.

  • @rowanchurch702
    @rowanchurch702 6 років тому +27

    The SCP foundation has plenty of harmless objects.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 6 років тому +1

      Rowan Church
      Some are actually Harmless...
      Other are consider object but never said it was Harmless or not.

    • @emmettedwards2587
      @emmettedwards2587 6 років тому +2

      Yeah! Who can forget that wonderful little book that's written in blood!....the story of how a....this book is very persuasive....... M.U.S.T W.R.I.T.E M.O.R.E

    • @emmettedwards2587
      @emmettedwards2587 6 років тому

      Thank god I survived that little venture with that innocent little book. But now I can't stop talking about me. I am a rock. I am an innocent little rock. Yes, I am truly innocent. I mean you no ill will. But when I try to talk about myself, I tend to use the first person.

    • @CuppoJoe_
      @CuppoJoe_ 6 років тому

      Or that seemingly harmless giant peanut that will break your neck.

  • @CatherineDupuis87
    @CatherineDupuis87 6 років тому +15

    The trick to Anglers: VATS-scanning whenever you get near water. Also near pesky vans and trucks that totally aren't hermit crabs...

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 4 роки тому +2

    I remember a certain type of vase from Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time and Majora's Mask that when you approached them, did absolutely nothing.

  • @tarnim80
    @tarnim80 6 років тому +24

    The faceless in XCOM 2 who disguise themselves as the very civilians you're sent in to rescue

  • @melodysymphonystar
    @melodysymphonystar 6 років тому +6

    I remember my first playthrough of Symphony of the Night, my big brother was watching me play. When I saw the bright purple ball/coffin: "I have a bad feeling about this." Then Succubus appears : "Nope." And then after the fight: "Ha! Told ya there was something fishy going on." My brother was proud ^^

  • @juliacortez5516
    @juliacortez5516 5 років тому +14

    "IT'S A TRAP!!" I wonder how many people wrote that?

  • @bthsr7113
    @bthsr7113 6 років тому +5

    When I first encounter mimics in a game, I tend to hose everything I suspect with weapons fire, and that's usually a lot of things.
    I hate when the game makes hiding mimics immune to my attacks. That is a special kind of evil. Looking at you Borderlands 2.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому

      Or in some of the Dragon Quest games where they won't attack until you open them.

  • @DinoDive
    @DinoDive 6 років тому +20

    Telltale Batman the enemy within
    In the last chapter you may be offered a piece of meat though if you eat it you get cut with a razor blade

  • @a.j.kimball1240
    @a.j.kimball1240 3 роки тому +2

    Im so glad this list was nice and filled with peaceful objects that wont hurt me

  • @MozilloGames
    @MozilloGames 6 років тому +45

    There was that big harmless wall in Final Fantasy 7. You know, the one near the end of the Temple of the Ancients. Good old reliable, safe, wall... with arms... and a face. OH NO!

    • @riemaennchen
      @riemaennchen 6 років тому +2

      Its Final Fantasy 4 cousin is worse. Especially in the 3D remake.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 років тому

      Or that extra safe flying city in FFX....

    • @stonebiter3
      @stonebiter3 6 років тому

      god I was stuck on that wall boss for like 5 months as a kid, didn't have the patience to just step back and level up as a kid, so I tried for like 5 months until.... I finally lucked out and dodged JUST the right amount of attacks lol

    • @MamaRed86
      @MamaRed86 6 років тому

      I made the mistake to have Vincent in my party during that fight, his demon form only used fire magic which healed the wall. It was like hitting my head against a...um...well wall.

  • @Randyhoar
    @Randyhoar 6 років тому +11

    How do I know that one of those links to other videos aren't secretly enemies?

    • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
      @Awesomeness-iz3dh 6 років тому +1

      Justin Hoar THEY ARE! Stay woke.

    • @Se7en2107
      @Se7en2107 6 років тому

      You don't. Best to hit them as hard as possible just to be sure. Same with the like button

  • @thegreatmoustachio
    @thegreatmoustachio 6 років тому +37

    Mudcrabs disguise themselves as rocks in Skyrim.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 6 років тому

      thegreatmoustachio oh yes XD how often i have been hit by surprise by a fucking mudcrab...

    • @madhatt3r93
      @madhatt3r93 6 років тому

      Mirelurks in fallout do that too

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 6 років тому

      _Nasty creatures..._

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 6 років тому +1

      Except it never works because of the blaring combat music and the giant red marker pointing at them

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 6 років тому +1

      plus I usually seem them LONG before they become a rock and already know they arent an actual rock.

  • @richieriversiii354
    @richieriversiii354 6 років тому +11

    Link named butts , has Luke been spending too much time with Eurogamer

  • @CRACKALACKASHANG
    @CRACKALACKASHANG 5 років тому +5

    "name a vampire with a beard... oh wait the guy from VAMPYR never mind" LMAO

  • @ginge-
    @ginge- 6 років тому +22

    Bit of an throwback but what about the Dragon in Perfect Dark?
    You'd be running around in multiplayer, looking for a gun and see a Dragon, just lying there.
    You'd run over to it, only to discover it was a proximity mine. The Dragon's alternate fire mode.
    Ruthless.

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 5 років тому

      Why is that weapon not in Gmod TTT yet?!

    • @piotr88e
      @piotr88e 5 років тому

      why does your profile picture look like a mii

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 6 років тому +29

    The clear answer here is the Oxbox Yarny

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 років тому +6

    0:00 That face you make when you can't tell if you're drunk or high.