That's not what it's "like." Literally every single part of that sentence is exactly what happened, with no hyperbole, exaggeration, or figurative language at all. SpongeBob isn't "like" if a sponge had arms and legs and had a job flipping burgers. Jacksepticeye isn't "like" an Irish person with a UA-cam channel. Ryan Talley isn't "like" me. You just gave the Wikipedia summary for a thing on a video that only people who know about that thing would click on.
@@ryantalley5284 Dude. Relax. I used a simile in a UA-cam comment, you don't need to get all in a tiff over it. Similes specifically use 'like' or 'as' within a metaphor to convey a point -- if you think it was that obvious, then my point has been made. If it bothers you that much, close the comments and count to ten. Most people aren't chill with immediate aggression like that
Also rocky from lackadaisy, darly boxman from that one Gooseworx animation, several characters is Billie Bust Up, and background voices in several animes, just to name a few
Honestly, if nothing else, I admire Mark's commitment to the whole thing. Like he went through the grind for 5 or 6 (can't remember the exact number but) love interests *before* even getting to the parody character. Setting aside...everything else about the game for a second, I think the stats required when you're that far into it would make ME want to throw my mouse away lmao
Ngl, 9:13 is a better markiplier impression than the game itself, but that's probably because in the game it's supposed to be a parody of Mark and in the stream it's actually intended to be an actual vocal impersonation
Its funny that they have Ichiban which is Markiplier with a hint of Jack in his design but they also have Myx which is Danny with a hint of Arin in the design.
Sad Panda (I can't remember if that's the devs and can't be bothered to check it was panda somthing): *sweating as Mark plays the game and documents there unauthorised use of his likeness
This just reminds me how the creators uploaded their reaction onto UA-cam, they kept clarifying that Ichiban "isn't Markiplier" and that it's just a "coincidence", shorty after they took the video down because everyone in the comments pointed out the obvious
up and to it still being pink hair markiplier everything about mark being in this game is like disorientatingly 2016, quirky dating sim with a weird gimmick, directly on the nose youtuber inclusion, references to "i am bread" ??? i feel like a kid again, where am I
I unironically love this game and play it daily, and ichiban isn’t actually the most dislikable out of the bunch (imo) It’s just a cute boy collection game 😌💕
@@nessarolla garett and dimitri are my favourite 😌 And I honestly feel like Mark *now* fits them better than ichiban. Like ichiban is pre-Amy and Garrett/Dimitri is post. It’s the girlfriend smacking you up and sorting you out effect (along with a bunch of maturing mark did by himself)
yeah tbh i totally get the hate but in my opinion blush blush's blatant "grind or pay" isn't much worse than how most mobile games are nowadays. not that it makes it amazing or anything but i don't mind the grind, i like games like that, and i've gotten along fine not spending money. i am also a big fan of dmitri though haha. what a guy
@@nightones yesss, like it’s not an astounding life-changing game, it’s just a fun little tapper with cute boys 😌 And same here, I earned everything so far with hard work and a thing to make my finger vibrate so I don’t have to tap as much 😭
had a dream about this video. i haven't watched this video at all but I dreamnt about it. I don't even know why or how neither did my dream cause it just started playing in the middle of it.
I have to wonder if Michael did a bad impression on purpose because he’s clearly capable of a good one. Like they had to have asked them to make it worse
For those wonder, look up 'Was i put in this "dating simulator" without my permission' to find the video. Mark did NOT add the game's title to the video which why you won't find the two hour long video 🙂
Can I just say I love so much that Mio from Crush Crush is in the meeting scene with Ichiban- (Also imo i think they did her dirty with her dx dress, i don't know where else i can say this so why not here)
7:45 EVERY. TIME. I'm ROFLing by how distraught Mark is at this point. Somewhere, there was a hope that Ichiban could have been a mix of various UA-camrs, but the humanoid design was 100% only Mark fandesign as seen in Heart and Heroes and the likes :')
The fact that of all things, they named this guy ICHIBAN still baffles me. This game predates Yakuza LAD by around 9 months, and the fact that ichiban kasuga is predated by Bootleg Markiplier furry breaks me (also that they went with a japanese name for a character they very deliberately based on a man with korean heritage).
If I’m remembering correctly, Mark makes mention in the video (the original one) his first job was at a restaurant called Ichiban. So, if they really did deliberately base it off of him, maybe that’s where the name comes from.
13:45 “the point is… I love you you’re awesome and I hope I’m number 1 in your life too.” Mark: “no there’s MANY OTHER MEN.” *scrolls though tab bar with many other men*
I would really love for Markiplier to play the mature version of this, if I remember correctly it is called Blush Blush uncensored and like with it's counter part game Crush Crush you actually see what is hinted at as sex scenes between the main character and the girls/ boys they are dating. I can't be the only that wants to see Markiplier pretty much goes all the way with himself even if it is just in a game. 😂
Alternate title: Mark discovers his fursona
The one two punch of this and the ccomment above
:00
I feel like at this point he’s legally allowed to claim ichiban as his fursona
I just got an add for it where Ichiban went “HELLOOO EVERYBODY THIS IS ICHIBAN, and by everyone I mean you~” in the worst markiplier voice😭💀😭
I DID ASWEELL😭😭😭😭😭
me too
I’ma be real I thought it was Mark voicing the ad
SAMEEEEEE
I keep getting ads for this game lol, it’s so funny now that ive seen the references to markiplier in this damn tiger dude 😂
I expect ichiban to make a movie called copper lung.
Copper kidney
Copper diaphragm
Copper heart
copper liver
Copper Appendix
Ichiban is like if someone Frankenstein'd every gaming UA-camr from 2015, but the person making said horrifying creation was also a furry
Oh yeah, he's definitely a mix of Mark and Jack. Even Pewdiepie (Seth in-game) and Danny (Myx) from Game Grumps are in Blush Blush.
That's not what it's "like."
Literally every single part of that sentence is exactly what happened, with no hyperbole, exaggeration, or figurative language at all.
SpongeBob isn't "like" if a sponge had arms and legs and had a job flipping burgers.
Jacksepticeye isn't "like" an Irish person with a UA-cam channel.
Ryan Talley isn't "like" me.
You just gave the Wikipedia summary for a thing on a video that only people who know about that thing would click on.
@@ryantalley5284 Dude. Relax. I used a simile in a UA-cam comment, you don't need to get all in a tiff over it. Similes specifically use 'like' or 'as' within a metaphor to convey a point -- if you think it was that obvious, then my point has been made.
If it bothers you that much, close the comments and count to ten. Most people aren't chill with immediate aggression like that
@@way2dead4u most people also know what the word "aggression" means.
@@way2dead4u also, you DIDN'T convey a point, and there was NO metaphor. What the hell are you talking about?
I love how everyone is just finding that TEMU Markiplier was voiced by Jax (Michael Kovach) from TADC
Ohhhh I didn't know who Michael Kovach was, wow
Michael Kovach is inescapable in the indie scene
I'm finding it funny that I'm getting a lot of replies to the comment I made about this 2 months ago!
Wdym from TADC? It's his newest casting! He got recognisable from Hazbin Hotel's pilot years ago
He is literally everywhere omg 💀
itchy-balls
itchy bum
sigh
@@twinfantasytowersWHAT AGAIN
itchy bum
The joke from Yakuza fandom 😍
I can’t beleive Markiplierbis voiced by N, Jax, and Angel Dust
me neither 😭
WHAT
Memento Mori 🩶
Also rocky from lackadaisy, darly boxman from that one Gooseworx animation, several characters is Billie Bust Up, and background voices in several animes, just to name a few
memento mori
Honestly, if nothing else, I admire Mark's commitment to the whole thing. Like he went through the grind for 5 or 6 (can't remember the exact number but) love interests *before* even getting to the parody character. Setting aside...everything else about the game for a second, I think the stats required when you're that far into it would make ME want to throw my mouse away lmao
As someone who's played blush blush, it's as painful and time consuming as it looks (still a fun game though lol)
I'm still shocked he was voiced by Michael Kovach. Despite what Mark said, I think he did a decent job
Im sorry he what
@@DJSilly9 what
@@amazingpurplegirl0903 I DIDNT KNOW MICHAEL KOVACH VOICED HIM
@@DJSilly9 Oh! Yes, there's a video of him reacting to this let's play
BRO, MICHAEL KOVACH VOICES EVERYONE SO I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS BUT
WHY IS HE HERREEEEE?!?!?!?
3:37 if you look close the feather in Ichiban’s mouth are darker than the baby ducks are, which means he ate a full grown duck. Ichiban ate their dad.
Deep.
Ngl, 9:13 is a better markiplier impression than the game itself, but that's probably because in the game it's supposed to be a parody of Mark and in the stream it's actually intended to be an actual vocal impersonation
fr
Mmmmm indeed
The game is Blush Blush, btw- not Crush Crush. CC is the alternate version with female characters instead. They’re both made by Sad Panda Studios tho.
Yeah, Ive got **Crush Crush**, but I haven't been able to play **Blush Blush** yet because it's not on Switch :(
@@RheaRoyHunterit’s got a phone version~
There is also Hush Hush which is a whole new game and visual novel, but unfortunately this one is not free
Memento Mori 🩶
@@jaymer123 I can't get the phone version, I haven't got enough memory space on my phone :(
“Paw that bell, and subscribe right meow” “ *Delete your channel.* “ 💀
⚡ YOU SHOULD DELETE YOUR CHANNEL *NOW*⚡
Omg i forgot this episode. He legit spent over 100 bucks on a dating sim 😭
Sometimes I worry about that guy 😥
@@whatevsies He said in a distractable episode that he spent 800 bucks on a mobile game... and then deleted it 5 minutes later XD
Oh yeah, that's so bad... Spending money in Blush Blush is very shameful... So shameful 👀
@@lorettabes4553Bruh and now he shame Wade for it??? Bitch you the same😭😭😭
"I hope I'm the only one in your heart"
"No there's MANY other men"
4:25 when mark said “delete your channel” I died
REA
When i read this comment it literally just happend
WAIT HUH MICHAEL KOVACH VOICED ICHIBAN????
I AM SCREAMING AND CRYING RN HOW DID I NEVER KNOW THIS
Michael not only voiced ichiban but also Eli from what I discovered
@@shadowwolf7020 i-
...omfg
My world is shattering
Idk WHY I didn't expect MICHAEL KOVACH to be in a gay furry dating game-
Did you now that cy yu also voiced a character called cole in blush blush, we live in a VERY small world 🙂
Who?
@@lankthedank6931the voice actor for angel dust in hazbin hotel, and Jax in tadc
Its funny that they have Ichiban which is Markiplier with a hint of Jack in his design but they also have Myx which is Danny with a hint of Arin in the design.
I love how the moment he saw ichiban he knew it was him
Ichiban looks like a septiplier fanchild fusion thing
Mark's brother is the creator of Two Kinds. Mark's been furry-adjacent for decades.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze It's not. Look it up.
@wolfofsummerbreeze Yeah it's not a big deal
okay but michael DOES sound like mark kekw he did a great job
"oh fuck... it's me..."
9:13
The fact that this actually sounds like Markiplier
Topazio what are you doing here!?
Ichiban(in animal form) is literally just Marks's Fursona, and I am here for it.
Sad Panda (I can't remember if that's the devs and can't be bothered to check it was panda somthing): *sweating as Mark plays the game and documents there unauthorised use of his likeness
Yes, they’re called Sad Panda. While they did make a video stating Ichiban was not based off of Markiplier…. We all know he was.
He ended up putting money into the game so it kinda worked out
And the chinchilla boy is definitely not Danny with Arin's hair streak
This all connecting to the fucking Hunicast of all things(I love Hunicast) is the best thing I’ve ever seen
"MY LAWYERS WILL BE IN TOUCH" (gets ads for it on tiktok YEARS later)
what he doesn't realize is that he just provided voiced lines for this game
This just reminds me how the creators uploaded their reaction onto UA-cam, they kept clarifying that Ichiban "isn't Markiplier" and that it's just a "coincidence", shorty after they took the video down because everyone in the comments pointed out the obvious
There is NO WAY that’s a coincidence I need someone with top tier detective skills to prove that for me and I’ll pay them in candy
god bless for michael kovach for having the balls to do this
Mildly traumatized because a character i like from another video game is named Ichiban 😭
Itchy balls kasuga
Ichiban from Yakuza? Because if so same😂
I LOVE ICHIBAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME BRO
We need an outfit swap for them both, right now.
...Why does this feel like this was recorded on an older computer? Weird.
Still, thanks for the clip show!
Cuz I recorded on my old raggedy cracked phone 😋😋‼️
@@whatevsies That is adorable! Well done!
up and to it still being pink hair markiplier everything about mark being in this game is like disorientatingly 2016, quirky dating sim with a weird gimmick, directly on the nose youtuber inclusion, references to "i am bread" ??? i feel like a kid again, where am I
ichiban means number one 😋
It means lipstick for men
@@ursidae97 Not from what I know?..
@@majiwarusentosen they’re referencing F.R.I.E.N.D.S
@@Rachel98246 I have never seen friends
@@majiwarusentosen clearly 😄
“ this is dumb and weird “ -Jax 😂
i agree with jax
Yakuza 7: Like a Fischbach
JAJAJAJAAAAHAH
Im so glad this is coming back, this haunted every corner of my brain for over half a decade🤭
The fact that the creator is gen just a huge fan of mark (he even knew his old job????) is soooo
*they 🤙
Ichiban wanting to bite his own tail has to be a reference to all the masochist jokes
I KEPT GETYING ADS OF THAT MARKIPLIER RIPOFF
7:48 That “Aw f***…” kills me! 🤣🤣🤣
Ichiban means number 1 in Japanese, I know this because SEKAI DE ICHIBAN MO HIME-SAMA
british ppl: AAAAAA
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 what does this mean
@@abbyelectric hatsune miku doesnt like british ppl /ref
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056what
You have been caught. That's blush blush.
Crush crush is the one with ladies.
Oh man. I'm bi but I don't know if I could ever sink that low.
Ichiban like uhhhhhhhh the guy who was uhhhhh who was like a dragon
This is painful to watch, like a train accident, it's terrible but you can't stop watching...
I unironically love this game and play it daily, and ichiban isn’t actually the most dislikable out of the bunch (imo) It’s just a cute boy collection game 😌💕
I used to play it all the time. I dont think I ever got to Ichiban though.😅
@@nessarolla garett and dimitri are my favourite 😌 And I honestly feel like Mark *now* fits them better than ichiban. Like ichiban is pre-Amy and Garrett/Dimitri is post. It’s the girlfriend smacking you up and sorting you out effect (along with a bunch of maturing mark did by himself)
yeah tbh i totally get the hate but in my opinion blush blush's blatant "grind or pay" isn't much worse than how most mobile games are nowadays. not that it makes it amazing or anything but i don't mind the grind, i like games like that, and i've gotten along fine not spending money. i am also a big fan of dmitri though haha. what a guy
@@nightones yesss, like it’s not an astounding life-changing game, it’s just a fun little tapper with cute boys 😌 And same here, I earned everything so far with hard work and a thing to make my finger vibrate so I don’t have to tap as much 😭
had a dream about this video. i haven't watched this video at all but I dreamnt about it. I don't even know why or how neither did my dream cause it just started playing in the middle of it.
I mean... At least he didn't do a let's play of the uncensored version?
I beg you pardom?
@@matheusprata4618 beg
@@matheusprata4618 but, no, really, both this game and Crush Crush have an uncensored version. Costs a couple bucks on Steam.
@@matheusprata4618 no but seriously, both this game and Crush Crush have an uncensored version on Steam, it's just a couple bucks
WHAT
I have to wonder if Michael did a bad impression on purpose because he’s clearly capable of a good one. Like they had to have asked them to make it worse
0:14 ELEVENTH DOCTOR IN THE BACXKGROUND OMG DOCTOR WHO RAHHH
I loved watching this video when it came out. Mark was "he's just like me frfr" the whole time XD
For those wonder, look up 'Was i put in this "dating simulator" without my permission' to find the video. Mark did NOT add the game's title to the video which why you won't find the two hour long video 🙂
This the video? ua-cam.com/video/ysROgI5qDL8/v-deo.htmlsi=6RxrHDn2pIM_j3o3
I would love to see Markiplier do the voices in-game for Ichiban.
“I’M BUILDING THE LAWSUIT AS WE SPEAK, THIS WAS ALL EVIDENCE, EVIDENCE!!! MY LAWYERS WILL BE IN TOUCH!!!”
*”n o m”*
When he said 'smash that like button' the button glowed
the way this was my introduction into mark 😭😭 the first ever video ive seen bc the thumbnail was interesting 💀
I almost forgot about the obviously Mark character with a few elements of Jacksepticeye mixed into it 💀
Can I just say I love so much that Mio from Crush Crush is in the meeting scene with Ichiban-
(Also imo i think they did her dirty with her dx dress, i don't know where else i can say this so why not here)
This is golden😂😂😂😂
Also 9:36
"WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MY FUCKING MOUSE???? FUCK YOU!"
😂😂good memories. (not for mark ofc😂 sadly)
I read Ichiban thinking it'd be Ichiban Kasuga from Yakuza
Same. There's only one Ichiban for me
"I CAN'T STOP LICKING MYSELF!!!"
FROM THE AD?
7:45 EVERY. TIME. I'm ROFLing by how distraught Mark is at this point. Somewhere, there was a hope that Ichiban could have been a mix of various UA-camrs, but the humanoid design was 100% only Mark fandesign as seen in Heart and Heroes and the likes :')
his tiger form is a cute design tbh! the designs are really the highlight in both these games
My god the hunicast has been acknowledged
I’d completely forgotten about this guy until now. Why would you make me remember Ichiban……… HDHFHDHF
"without the ears- that is me" mark has a cat tail confirmed
Ichiban!! Lipstick for men
I know it’s just a game, but me knowing that tigers can’t purr or meow does somewhat make me bothered by the game’s dialogue.
Yeah well they can't speak either
Alternate title: The time Mark kissed himself
*is that your impression of me*
The voice is…ROUGH to say the least
It feels very very good
The fact that of all things, they named this guy ICHIBAN still baffles me. This game predates Yakuza LAD by around 9 months, and the fact that ichiban kasuga is predated by Bootleg Markiplier furry breaks me (also that they went with a japanese name for a character they very deliberately based on a man with korean heritage).
If I’m remembering correctly, Mark makes mention in the video (the original one) his first job was at a restaurant called Ichiban. So, if they really did deliberately base it off of him, maybe that’s where the name comes from.
I adored watching this episode when it came out 😂😂😂
So much passion!
I just love the fact that Mark is in the game, as a big pink tiger..
9:10 WAIT THAT’S MICHEAL?!
i don’t know what i feel but it’s nergative
7:43 this made me laugh so fucking hard
Btw, ichiban literally translates to number one
Mark dating the bootleg version of himself is the best.
13:45 “the point is… I love you you’re awesome and I hope I’m number 1 in your life too.”
Mark: “no there’s MANY OTHER MEN.” *scrolls though tab bar with many other men*
IS THAT THE GUY FROM YAKUZA LIKE A DRAGON
Yes
I got a blush blush ad before this but it had CyYu’s character instead of Michael’s character
Can I know who is it? I'm curious.
(Sorry If I wrote something wrong english is not my first language.)
Wait CyYu voiced a character in this?? Who?
@@Akanisen049 Cole-the male version of yandere Chan essentially…
Cole is the character
he took it pretty well but i can't help but thinking about how creepy and parasocial this is lmao
I didn't kmow whether he was making the video to call them out or to just make fun of it. Got my answer once he started to laugh about it
Forget Dan is a furry now Mark these allegations are NEVER going away.
Apparently this game got updated? I saw an ad for it a long time ago. Good to see this in my recommended list.
These developers literally tricked him into playing a furry dating game
i got an ad of this game once
That is LITERALLY just a Tiger.
I approve this!!! AND ON PRIDE MONTH!!!!
I would really love for Markiplier to play the mature version of this, if I remember correctly it is called Blush Blush uncensored and like with it's counter part game Crush Crush you actually see what is hinted at as sex scenes between the main character and the girls/ boys they are dating. I can't be the only that wants to see Markiplier pretty much goes all the way with himself even if it is just in a game. 😂
It runs in the family
legit thought this was markiplier meets ichiban from like a dragon but this is way funnier
I bet ichiban likes dragon quest
Hehehehe i can't help but laugh each time he gets "mad" amazing 👏👏 🎉
7:45 The fact that Mark went silent and I immediately got an ad 😭
5:57 The face of a man going thru self-actualization
i cant believe micheal kovach voiced ichiban
When I looked up his voice actor I didn't believe it
Istg ichiban is septiplyer as one person