[Jerma] Ballfondler: The Third

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Game: Dave the Dive
    Original Stream date: June 30th 2023
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 118

  • @Hooy-Jaymay
    @Hooy-Jaymay Рік тому +1402

    I like how OG Ballfondler is treated like a wise guy who's on parole.

    • @surrealmeme8344
      @surrealmeme8344 Рік тому +160

      Ballfondler is the one guy living in a trailer park just hanging out in their underwear and drinking beer watching jerma and chat

    • @chant9064
      @chant9064 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@derfroschprinzausbayernI heard he had to compromise

  • @takingamassiveel
    @takingamassiveel Рік тому +1320

    I love how BallFondler has sorta sank back into a normal part of the community. Like he’s THE one guy but also he’s just sorta around.

    • @bubbsterr4967
      @bubbsterr4967 Рік тому +165

      He's the Kramer to Jerma's Seinfeld

    • @imonlysleeping4491
      @imonlysleeping4491 Рік тому +15

      ​@@bubbsterr4967damnit, that's funny

    • @jeremywaygay
      @jeremywaygay Рік тому +9

      @@bubbsterr4967 damn....thats too correct

    • @Professional_Ghost
      @Professional_Ghost Рік тому +39

      He's busy gathering his baseball collection.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho Рік тому +9

      @@Professional_Ghost and yet there is still ONE BALL that eludes him

  • @onewholeegg
    @onewholeegg Рік тому +1499

    "BAN the false fondlers" hit me like a brick

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 Рік тому +84

      It hit me like a sack of wet rats.

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 Рік тому +72

      it fondled me like a... i dunno, a ball fondler

    • @Krejii05
      @Krejii05 11 місяців тому +31

      I love the comment “STOLEN VALOUR”

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 7 місяців тому

      Jermanicus 6 34

    • @funkycord1336
      @funkycord1336 7 місяців тому +1

      The followers of the church of the ballfondler

  • @flockfighter
    @flockfighter 9 місяців тому +269

    Can we all agree that OG BallFondler has been really cool about his 15 minutes of fame? He doesn’t seem like he’s trying to milk it, he’s just chillin

    • @Wohlfe
      @Wohlfe 6 місяців тому +32

      I'm glad fame didn't change ballfondler, still posts the exact same kind of shit with the same frequency

  • @reshia
    @reshia Рік тому +171

    ballfondler mitosis

  • @theprophet5683
    @theprophet5683 Рік тому +269

    this is going to affect the ballfondler economy

  • @Cendrail0001
    @Cendrail0001 Рік тому +654

    "You can't deny that the ballfondler arc was not really funny"
    Jerma HATES the Ballfondler arc CONFIRMED

    • @stephanieexists
      @stephanieexists Рік тому +54

      It took me a moment to realize he misspoke 😂 I was OMG he HATES it

    • @2minuss
      @2minuss Рік тому +4

      Basset Jermy

    • @Jr837_
      @Jr837_ 8 місяців тому +2

      bro that STILL is my favorite jema bit of all time. how people see that as unfunny eludes me

    • @FrostyFoxDrake
      @FrostyFoxDrake 7 місяців тому +2

      @@2minussbasset hound streamer

  • @ukrainiangigachad
    @ukrainiangigachad Рік тому +155

    ballfondleverse

    • @xman9354
      @xman9354 Рік тому +22

      The baseball stream is a Canon event

    • @DJG_Studios
      @DJG_Studios 3 місяці тому

      in every single reality, at some point, Jerma has to shove an entire baseball up his rear end on stream. we’re just waiting

  • @HabitualThinker
    @HabitualThinker Рік тому +207

    Ballfondler is not the man, the concept he represents. Ballfondler is not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve. Nobody knows who he is behind those balls.

    • @balss248
      @balss248 Рік тому

      His signal is a ballsack

  • @breegis
    @breegis 11 місяців тому +105

    The real ballfondler was banned from twitch. RIP to a real one, ong.

    • @tgirltouhou
      @tgirltouhou 9 місяців тому +38

      he had to change his usernamed to xxxbalilfondlerxxx nothing is sacred

  • @emperoreast2006
    @emperoreast2006 Рік тому +74

    Into the Ballfondler-Verse

  • @Blackbirdness
    @Blackbirdness 10 місяців тому +40

    Love how Ballfondler is a respected member of the jerma community. Sometimes.

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt Рік тому +51

    "I hope that when you're 50, you look back at what you said and cringe." I can't stop laughing at that comment lmao

    • @cjsdizzy
      @cjsdizzy 9 місяців тому +1

      Really? I thought that was super edgy and unfunny lol

    • @zzww0
      @zzww0 2 місяці тому

      ​@@cjsdizzythat describes like 85% of his chat 😂

    • @jimbabwe3
      @jimbabwe3 Місяць тому

      @@cjsdizzythen why are you laughing out loud

  • @the-entity
    @the-entity Рік тому +27

    "VIP ballfondler" i'm DEAD

  • @helloimtom100
    @helloimtom100 Рік тому +35

    Jerma does NOT reads weird chat msg, Challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

  • @Goresaka
    @Goresaka Рік тому +50

    his legacy lives on.

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss Рік тому +32

    Tbh, I think his "exquisite" remark was funnier than Ballfondler.

  • @thetrunkmonkey6151
    @thetrunkmonkey6151 Рік тому +9

    bombfondler remains in jermacord and shows up sometimes

  • @yesterday00
    @yesterday00 8 місяців тому +4

    Watched this stream recovering from surgery and was unable to appreciate the term "false fondler" at the time.

  • @jermarule34
    @jermarule34 8 місяців тому +3

    Ballfondler is a martyr and he has birthed a ideology from his forehead, just Zeus birthed Athena.

  • @arcamoo1610
    @arcamoo1610 Рік тому +54

    anyone can wear the mask

  • @bearman_1826
    @bearman_1826 Рік тому +6

    2:04 This, ladies and gents, is what we call projection.

  • @thesavagegummybear7341
    @thesavagegummybear7341 10 місяців тому +5

    We are legion. WE ARE BALLFONDLER.

  • @TheBanMan
    @TheBanMan Рік тому +11

    FallBondler

  • @shirjoy.
    @shirjoy. Рік тому +13

    we should make ballfondler more famous than jerma

  • @ARockyRock
    @ARockyRock 8 місяців тому +3

    just wait for fallbondler, thats when shit gets real

  • @scapegoat4
    @scapegoat4 9 місяців тому +4

    0:37 The real ballfondler said this, the message is right there in the top right! So either Jerma is totally fucking crazy or the chatters are copying messages, I wonder which...

  • @jeremywaygay
    @jeremywaygay Рік тому +11

    mann this is so silly, i hadn't properly tuned into jerma for like a couple weeks to a month and i miss him 😭

  • @ouwle6618
    @ouwle6618 Рік тому +4

    bombfondler is the unhinged cousin

  • @blooberri666
    @blooberri666 Рік тому +20

    ballfondler is ster isnt he

  • @thepopo592
    @thepopo592 11 місяців тому +2

    not only is terrorizing jerma, hes multiplying...

  • @mikhail_SKII
    @mikhail_SKII Рік тому +7

    Not a name but concept

  • @70sman
    @70sman Рік тому +10

    Hey give me 20 bucks

  • @MrJ158n
    @MrJ158n 8 місяців тому

    The ballfondler compromise really helped his character arc

  • @oldmanbaleb
    @oldmanbaleb Рік тому +7

    mystery go

  • @leebobeebo
    @leebobeebo 6 місяців тому

    ballfondler is to jerma as doug judy is to jake peralta

  • @SteeleJohnson-o7u
    @SteeleJohnson-o7u 4 місяці тому

    Detective stream part two

  • @victorpopov3809
    @victorpopov3809 Рік тому +8

    He should mod him and then ban him, then unban and vip him

  • @axofbrevity
    @axofbrevity Рік тому +14

    the original arc was funny but the whole thing is just tired now and they come in to offline chat and act like people should be worshiping them

    • @TTTTacu
      @TTTTacu 6 місяців тому

      Dont say that too loud.

  • @dornflakes112
    @dornflakes112 8 місяців тому

    BAN ALL FONDLERS

  • @Harufloof
    @Harufloof Рік тому +4

    ok

  • @thebigstinker334
    @thebigstinker334 8 місяців тому +3

    Disciples of ball fondler

  • @narvdogg8671
    @narvdogg8671 Рік тому +537

    Will the real ballfondler please stand up?
    Please stand up?
    Please stand up?

    • @Kajlj5000real
      @Kajlj5000real 9 місяців тому +6

      My name is

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 7 місяців тому +15

      Ya'll look like you never seen a balfondler before
      jaws all on the floor like jerm and ster just burst through the door

    • @justicelincoln3196
      @justicelincoln3196 6 місяців тому +6

      @@kenetickups6146and started zerkin their zocks worse than before

  • @heiko2615
    @heiko2615 Рік тому +264

    the faux fondler

    • @enbybunny9940
      @enbybunny9940 8 місяців тому +5

      This comment deserves critical acclaim

  • @bigg4342
    @bigg4342 Рік тому +557

    Ballfondler is not a person it’s an idea

    • @shirjoy.
      @shirjoy. Рік тому +3

      is that American psycho reference or am I unwell

    • @davixx1995
      @davixx1995 Рік тому +33

      @@shirjoy. You're unwell, it resembles the quote you're thinking about just as much as a quote that sparked in my mind from the end of V for Vendetta.
      American psycho: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman"
      V for Vendetta: "Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy"
      Still, not as unwell as this psycho

    • @SirNeverGiveUp
      @SirNeverGiveUp Рік тому +8

      ​@@shirjoy.lol it's a jared leto suicide squad joker quote. It's probably the worst line in the whole movie.

    • @CamperCarl
      @CamperCarl Рік тому +6

      And ideas are banproof

    • @shirjoy.
      @shirjoy. Рік тому +1

      @@davixx1995 damn.

  • @MortalMercury
    @MortalMercury Рік тому +890

    I'll never forget ballfondler and barfdrinker

    • @PhillyWilly18
      @PhillyWilly18 Рік тому +44

      Gone but not forgotten 🫡

    • @depalodor
      @depalodor Рік тому +11

      I miss him still

    • @Asphaltmonkey0
      @Asphaltmonkey0 Рік тому +24

      My elden ring character name is Fartbarf and my biggest regret is not getting to play with all the other barf people because my character was on Xbox not PC

    • @doubletrouble5448
      @doubletrouble5448 Рік тому +8

      A boxing match between them would go insane

    • @Harpy-with-Legs
      @Harpy-with-Legs Рік тому +5

      I’ll be real, I just clicked on this video expecting barfdrinker, but your comment just reminded me that ballfondler was a different person from barf drinker and now I don’t know what to think.

  • @1ceblock
    @1ceblock Рік тому +193

    petition to vip The Original ballfondler

  • @adamswanson338
    @adamswanson338 Рік тому +69

    Somebody in chat when Ballfondler first commented “he’s a false prophet” 💀

  • @markpetrov9476
    @markpetrov9476 Рік тому +75

    Certified Jeremiah "Not a psycho" 985 moment.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 9 місяців тому +15

    "Hey give me $20" might be the funniest shit I've heard all year

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 8 місяців тому +6

    Jerma is the lost talking heads member. "This is not my beautiful channel, this is not my beautiful stream!"

    • @eddiot2934
      @eddiot2934 7 місяців тому

      Letting the days go by

  • @kingding9542
    @kingding9542 Рік тому +10

    The year is 2025. Everyone is ballfondler.

  • @Screwypone
    @Screwypone Рік тому +5

    The original ballfondler arc was in fact, not really funny. It is THE funny

  • @ButcherParry
    @ButcherParry 8 місяців тому +2

    Ballfoundler didnt one guy jerma, jerma one guyed ball fondler

  • @GrandMarshalGarithos
    @GrandMarshalGarithos 8 місяців тому +3

    lol "stolen valour"

  • @vocaloid985
    @vocaloid985 Рік тому +5

    jerma

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 7 місяців тому

    The false prophets mask themselves with the skin of the righteous.

  • @AnsbachthePureblood
    @AnsbachthePureblood 8 місяців тому +1

    "They multiply"

  • @gasleakguy
    @gasleakguy Рік тому +4

    he sounds like a school teacher omfg

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat 9 місяців тому

    liquid fondler

  • @kyrridas1573
    @kyrridas1573 8 місяців тому +2

    in the moments before getting banned, ballfondlerresurrected finds a cassette tape left for him by the man who sold the world.
    "I'm ballfondler. but you are too. no, he's the two of us, together."