Cultist: If you wish to pray to another god.. You may do it now Me: *looks over his shoulder at the few Eldritch abominations/creatures who I've either summoned or have adopted me* Uhhhhh... This may take a bit dude
I've been kidnapped by vampires, stalked, almost murdered, and now my ass has been kidnapped by a cult and I'm meeting a god. Why can't my ass stay outta trouble?
Him: there is no reason to yell or scream, no one will hear you, only us. Me: ... Well If I die I'm going to annoy the sh*t out of you *Inhale * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
him: i know you’ve been having... strange dreams. i have them too. me, who usually only has horni dreams: SORRY HUH?? EXCUSE ME?? RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN??
“What you desire” Me: “bird wings” “Do you desire power?” Me: “bird wings” “Immortality?” Me: “bird wings” I just really want big wings on my back that I can control and fly with
I am not normally, one to comment on videos and such ( considering that this was posted a while ago gives me even more reason not to do so ), but I genuinely want to give this video a round of applause. I loved the echoing voice, the heartbeat sounds, and the existential feeling after being stabbed. I can't wait to check out more of your content, I hope there's more of these
Him: You'll be resurrected upon this planet. Me: Nah you gonna have to do better than that big boy. Him: But you will die and go towards him. Me: Meh the dying part sounds cool, this planet is boring my eternal existence, so I think a change of scenery is in order. Him: Wh... What? Me: Hey don't threaten me with a good time and then just leave me turned on like that, I am not a light switch. Him: A... Are you ok? Me: Less talkie, more stabby.
This is the 4th time I've come back to this audio over the past year or so. It's so good! You're voice acting is incredible and the story is so memorable and creative. I think about this often.
What a nice, dark and creepy atmosphere, very haunting, good job on that! I would never join him for eternity though... he already said it will get boring xD
UA-cam: Hey, your favorite guy ju- Me: *SMASHES MY PHONE SCREEN WITH MY THUMB* Audio: -Plays to the end- Me: Well damn... I didn’t get his number before he killed me.... but at least there’s a happy ending... Well done, as always! It’s great to hear from you again. I’d hop on Discord more often, but life’s been a bitch. Hope you have a great night and a Happy Early Halloween!
> Pinned down to an altar and stabbed > Commercial break reminding me to vote with the song, "Freedom," playing > Me: "Yeah, about what I was thinking." Love your work Dall. 😄
Him: no mortal wishes to die Me: ha bitch you kill me and I'll thank you from the grave I for one would love to have my life end Him: w-what Me: well chop chop let's get this sacrifice started man
Okay you just earned a subscriber with this one. I liked the Hastur one and now I find this! It's awesome, it's original and I love it. Its weird that I was imagining the god to be some sort of star covered deity, like a cosmic dragon or something. I like that thought lol. Seriously more of this please ^.^
Ok so first off. The audio is beautifully done!! I love the atmosphere, I love the voices and the tones you used!! Really really nice, creepy and then a little freaky. Wonderful work!! On the other hand for the story it's self-- Well I've got a bit of a rant ahead. So don't read if that bothers you thanks!! That god must be out of his bloody MIND if he thinks that he's done anything to warrant us helping him!! He's given us bad dreams! He had his cult (presumably since we were in a cage) kidnap us then KILL US!! Like.. seriously my dude!?!? You've probably screwed up a bunch of my life with the bad sleep, then you're all " Hey I'm bored you're funny so I had you killed so we could talk" AND AND AND on top of all of that the only other reason he wanted to talk to us is because he's throwing himself a GD PITTY PARTY... Oh woe is me.. my powers not strong now, and I don't have many followers.. boo hoo.. Instead of using what little power I do have to draw people to my side.... Lets totally screw up this one person's life and kill them and tell them Hey get me more followers. AND only after we do that will i give you any sort of reward. Because yeah.. Apparently nightmares, and death aren't enough of a thing to say you deserve something now. ~_~;; My Dude... you send me back to life my only goal is going to be eliminating every last follower you have so you completely loose all power and hopefully disappear! What a useless god!
i loved it but i have a question regarding something else is the continuation for the cliffhanger of a story for the sacrificed egyptian audio going to be made or is it scrapped? sorry to bug ya the cliffhanger was too big to ignore up to this day
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Him: no mortal wishes to die
Me: laughs in gen Z
so fuckin troo
i thought that too 😭😭
I'll do ya one better
*Laughs in depression*
*Me*: “press X to doubt”
I understand that feeling 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I legit looked at the title and went
"Do I really want to be sacrificed to a cult? Screw it, it's spooky season"
SPOOKY SEASONNN
SPOOKY SEASON
SPOOKY SEASON 2: ELECTRIC BOO-GALOO
Cultist: "Our god demands your blood, your sacrifice!"
Me: "Ah, sh!t... Here we go again"
How many times is it now l lost count after the first 70
Are you ok nievessh?
*getting stabbed*
me: just nother Saturday night
Don’t you just hate when you get stabbed and sacrificed to someone’s god Ù__Ú
@@Moetron_V2 UGH ikr 😞
@@mofrizzz happens every fuckin Saturday 😤🖐
And why is it always saturdays-
Sorry mate he got a stabbin loisense
Cultist: If you wish to pray to another god.. You may do it now
Me: *looks over his shoulder at the few Eldritch abominations/creatures who I've either summoned or have adopted me* Uhhhhh... This may take a bit dude
I love how he says "spread my message" but he doesn't actually say _what_ his message is or what he wants other than more followers
You'll have to find that out on your own😉
Be a youtuber, subscribe! XD
he's a deity. the message is clear- slay in my name and bring forth the squad.
I’d just assume he wants to be a K-pop star!
I've been kidnapped by vampires, stalked, almost murdered, and now my ass has been kidnapped by a cult and I'm meeting a god. Why can't my ass stay outta trouble?
Yeah!! our lives are wacky but fun to tell and explore😁
Our bizzare adventures
😂Sorry, are you ok?
Him: there is no reason to yell or scream, no one will hear you, only us.
Me: ... Well If I die I'm going to annoy the sh*t out of you
*Inhale * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also as soon as I open up my eyes I would say "hey, why the long face?" And then laugh for a good twenty minutes.
@@kachanforlife2443 me 2
I'd REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Your safe for now, No one will harm you.. Yet"
*Chuckles* iM In DaNgEr
him: i know you’ve been having... strange dreams. i have them too.
me, who usually only has horni dreams: SORRY HUH?? EXCUSE ME?? RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN??
Why am I always getting my ass into trouble? 🤦♂️.
We're an asmr listener, we're nothing but trouble
@@wormbag80 good point!
That’s why you gotta always carry a pocket knife and some pepper spray (the pepper spray is for a more peaceful defense action)
We're all wacky and get into weird situations😂
Cult Dude: They shall worship you like a god!
Me: So I shall never have to tidy up my room ever again by myself! Muhahahahaha 👿🔥
And if I wish really hard!? 🤞🐶
@Zimber ET
Oh boy, I hope so! 🙏
“What you desire”
Me: “bird wings”
“Do you desire power?”
Me: “bird wings”
“Immortality?”
Me: “bird wings”
I just really want big wings on my back that I can control and fly with
isnt that what we all want? I'd personally love to have albatross wings
@@shebehere2452 ooo yess I love their wings! I’d probably want budgie wings (human sized Ofc)
@@LactoseIntollerance that would be awesome!!!
XD
I feel a Lovecraft vibe coming up...
Yos
Oh f**** i just realized this is a missed opportunity for a hastur moment
@@DallASMR that’s ok
@@DallASMR speaking of Hastur, when are we going to hear the calamari of madness?
@@jackaljackinfinity8742 oh you mean *[REDACTED]*
Me: *gets stabbed*
Add: "DAVID YOUNG WANTS T-"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂yes🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣*wheeze*
me: damn i got stabbed
the demon that got summoned from his chanting: damn that's crazy bro
I was the demon, I can confirm I said “damn that’s crazy bro” he stabbed you pretty good too. Sorry I couldn’t help.
_I'm kinda MAD._
_But kinda EXCITED._
(I want a part 2)
MACITED
I am not normally, one to comment on videos and such ( considering that this was posted a while ago gives me even more reason not to do so ), but I genuinely want to give this video a round of applause. I loved the echoing voice, the heartbeat sounds, and the existential feeling after being stabbed. I can't wait to check out more of your content, I hope there's more of these
I am also very late to discovering these, but they are so well done!
"No one will harm you......right now"
(But in all seriousness ahhhhhhh the vibes in this one were stellar)
him: if you wish to pray to whatever god, then you may do so-
me: ayo Satan how did i get in this situation-
6:42
*FREEZE FRAME*
Now you're probably wondering how I got here. Well, it all started two weeks ago.
*REWIND*
it rewinds to a scene of you eating ice cream and crying or something
Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg yes
Yep
Him: You'll be resurrected upon this planet.
Me: Nah you gonna have to do better than that big boy.
Him: But you will die and go towards him.
Me: Meh the dying part sounds cool, this planet is boring my eternal existence, so I think a change of scenery is in order.
Him: Wh... What?
Me: Hey don't threaten me with a good time and then just leave me turned on like that, I am not a light switch.
Him: A... Are you ok?
Me: Less talkie, more stabby.
Yep
“Wake up...”
me: nooo five more minutes😩😭
I thought it was wonderful. So many of your audios make me want to write new stories.
This is the 4th time I've come back to this audio over the past year or so. It's so good! You're voice acting is incredible and the story is so memorable and creative. I think about this often.
I don't wanna become immortal, I just want someone to listen to me talk about stupid things and also play Smash Ultimate with me!
What a nice, dark and creepy atmosphere, very haunting, good job on that! I would never join him for eternity though... he already said it will get boring xD
🎶No one told you life was gonna be this STRAAAANGE 🎶
👏👏👏👏👏👏
*Starts Sobbing* THIS IS SOO BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHHHHHH
"I know what your fear is"
Me "My fear is happening at this moment being sacrifice by a cult to some deity" *scared Listener noises*
cool. now i feel important
The hands wtf
Cool audio def spooky-
UA-cam: Hey, your favorite guy ju-
Me: *SMASHES MY PHONE SCREEN WITH MY THUMB*
Audio: -Plays to the end-
Me: Well damn... I didn’t get his number before he killed me.... but at least there’s a happy ending...
Well done, as always! It’s great to hear from you again. I’d hop on Discord more often, but life’s been a bitch. Hope you have a great night and a Happy Early Halloween!
I got so scared I had to turn a light on and threw my headphones across the bed fjdjfjsidj ur so amazing 🥺💕
> Pinned down to an altar and stabbed
> Commercial break reminding me to vote with the song, "Freedom," playing
> Me: "Yeah, about what I was thinking."
Love your work Dall. 😄
*Gets stabbed*
Me:well look at that,I've ben impaled
Precious..........
I would love to see a continuation💜💜💜
"Yo did someone order a Roku here?"
"Eyy, fuggedaboudit."
I was lookin for something to fall asleep to-
YESSSS, omggg you’re backkk!! I missed you and your vids🥺💗
Him: no mortal wishes to die
Me: ha bitch you kill me and I'll thank you from the grave I for one would love to have my life end
Him: w-what
Me: well chop chop let's get this sacrifice started man
this would be one hell of a situation to actually be in. great video!
Im here to pray....for a second part with the reunion! this absolutly perfect!
I really liked it Dall! i can tell you put a lot of work into it
After I was sacrificed an Arby’s ad played 😭
Okay you just earned a subscriber with this one. I liked the Hastur one and now I find this! It's awesome, it's original and I love it. Its weird that I was imagining the god to be some sort of star covered deity, like a cosmic dragon or something. I like that thought lol.
Seriously more of this please ^.^
Welcome back, Dall. Thank you for the creepy video, my friend.
Did.. we just get a kith kith at the end?
If so... do it again, please 😳
5:50 me trying to cool down hot food in my mouth
Ooooooh this is going to send my imagination spiraling!
The elusive full body chills and tingles.
Rise n' shiine~
"Awaken, we have much to discuss.."
"Mmm, five more minutes"
"so what is it you wish to ask me"
Me: what the FUCK dude
"interesting question"
Ok so first off. The audio is beautifully done!! I love the atmosphere, I love the voices and the tones you used!! Really really nice, creepy and then a little freaky. Wonderful work!!
On the other hand for the story it's self-- Well I've got a bit of a rant ahead. So don't read if that bothers you thanks!!
That god must be out of his bloody MIND if he thinks that he's done anything to warrant us helping him!! He's given us bad dreams! He had his cult (presumably since we were in a cage) kidnap us then KILL US!! Like.. seriously my dude!?!? You've probably screwed up a bunch of my life with the bad sleep, then you're all " Hey I'm bored you're funny so I had you killed so we could talk" AND AND AND on top of all of that the only other reason he wanted to talk to us is because he's throwing himself a GD PITTY PARTY... Oh woe is me.. my powers not strong now, and I don't have many followers.. boo hoo.. Instead of using what little power I do have to draw people to my side.... Lets totally screw up this one person's life and kill them and tell them Hey get me more followers. AND only after we do that will i give you any sort of reward. Because yeah.. Apparently nightmares, and death aren't enough of a thing to say you deserve something now. ~_~;;
My Dude... you send me back to life my only goal is going to be eliminating every last follower you have so you completely loose all power and hopefully disappear! What a useless god!
Yeah he's a spoiled little dumbass haha
As much as I call bullshite for getting kidnapped by a cult and then killed, I love eldritch horror, so I'm all for this.
Someone : *Awake little mortal*
Me : ugh... Wha- ... Wait.. Is this heaven? Where the Father ? 👁️👄👁️
I had to wait a minute cause I was too early 😂😂😂
I just wanted to sleep man- Now I'm with the deity-
As you all know. To enter the afterlife you have to endure a bunch of f*ckers with a big knife, a lot of pain and a promotional ad
5:49 - *you just knocked me out*
*gets stabbed*
Me: damn...not even gonna take me out to dinner?
i loved it but i have a question regarding something else
is the continuation for the cliffhanger of a story for the sacrificed egyptian audio going to be made or is it scrapped? sorry to bug ya the cliffhanger was too big to ignore up to this day
“you think differently”
me: *i think like a bitch i hope that’s what u mean*
Gets stabbed
Me: You gonna want this back?
This was the vibes all the way through! i would like a part 2 but that's just wishing lol
I’d love a part two of this!!!!
He sounds like Voldemort in a good way
ah yes, I see the resemblance XD
My first thought: so...you had me murdered because you were..bored?!! Wtf man?! 🤨
Why there is not a part 2 l really want her to wake up
Him: starts chanting
Me: Yo, why this kinda 👀
I . Have . No . Idea . Why . I . Clicked . HERE
Starts handing out cult pamphlet “come join us”
Soooooooooo im dead?
HELL YEAH FUCKERS WHOOOOOOOOOOOo
The deity: tf is wrong with this child
✨me watching this after watching yagami yato :👁️👄👁️
me:fu***
Screw it, he wants followers then he better be ready to be called Santa and have a dog heaven ready for me
Can you continue the yandere vampire series?
So great~! If not for the mid ad that interrupted
What is the name of the song used at the end? I can't find it and it's so pretty
YO I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THIS AUDIO!!!😂😂 BUT DAMN WAS THIS A GOOD ACCIDENT!!😂😂☠️☠️
sorry, i caaaaaaaaaaaaaan't stop laughing, sounds like you're boutta sneeze 5:50
More giant asmr,s please thanks
THE DUCK CULT
Ok- i wanna see a part 2-
Coming very soon
Now that's my kind of stuff ;)
Ground keeper in the Witcher 3
I just made a video gushing about his work.
I love it
Part 2 please 😊
Does the victim needs to be non compliant for the sacrifice to work? If your dark god needs a prophet/vessel, sign me up.
Part 2 where there dominating the world
I don't know why anyone would want to be immortal though
Soooo clut of the lamb basically
Have a happy Halloween
I feel lovecraft/Dagon vibes
Silent Hill vibes.🛐
hmmm... what I desire, huh? Lots of vampires. Just vampires. Oh, and love/happiness please. And thank you! XD
11:36 This is a weird episode of Bible Man...
I wouldnt mind being sacrificed by him😂🤪😏
I want Assassin's creed Valhalla in your charming voice😍