Tobuscus | Fallen Titans #14

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  • @hexyoutubeaccount
    @hexyoutubeaccount 5 років тому +1742

    "put the package away and then get it back out to read the instructions"
    finally a cooking show for me

    • @hexyoutubeaccount
      @hexyoutubeaccount 5 років тому +54

      "CURRENT COMMENTARY UA-camR AND FUTURE INMATE"
      quinton you're good you know that right? you're good and funny and you write good jokes that add levity to an otherwise heavy topic

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 5 років тому +3

      I like your candor and profile picture 👌

    • @ARB1452
      @ARB1452 5 років тому +1

      Check out the lil random vids by stampertv he uploaded to UA-cam recently. They’re crazy odd

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 5 років тому +5

      Just don't do that at a Superbowl party

    • @NinjaGamr64
      @NinjaGamr64 5 років тому +2

      That's me literally anytime I cook anything.

  • @fangsabre
    @fangsabre 5 років тому +9836

    Ah tobuscus. The man who made so much content I wondered how he did it without cocaine. Turns out it was cocaine

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +479

      I can't believe it wasn't coke!
      But it was.

    • @wooper4499
      @wooper4499 5 років тому +466

      @NegativeTophat Wow you're really going to every single comment defending this loser

    • @bazzadin5213
      @bazzadin5213 5 років тому +42

      He really is! And what's more, he's able to back himself up!

    • @checkouijuliet
      @checkouijuliet 5 років тому +234

      @NegativeTophat Do you have any idea what "concrete" evidence means?

    • @tickaten
      @tickaten 5 років тому +57

      What does he do, cocaine?
      Yes

  • @Spudcore
    @Spudcore 4 роки тому +985

    It's the sincerity that makes Chocolate Rain so enduring. If it was merely amateurish, it wouldn't have the same staying power.

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 2 роки тому +932

    For those who don’t fully understand, Quinton’s point in “Even if Toby is ‘innocent’, have we really lost anything”, his point isn’t “his content isn’t good so it’s okay to ruin his life”, it’s “he still has a platform where he can make himself heard, AND he’s using that platform to make tired transphobic jokes”. His life isn’t actually “ruined” because he isn’t a mega-celebrity, and he’s probably still not some great innocent Angel.

    • @muhklungky6855
      @muhklungky6855 2 роки тому

      Oh no! He made a joke about trans people? We need to unban lynching but instead of Africa Americans (I stand with you!) We hunt down all the cis pigs who like to entertain each other by making jokes that I don't like. What absolute fucking bullshit that someone would live their life laughing and joking without taking our feelings into account. I'm literally shaking I'm crying so hard right now. I need to find my crystals!

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 2 роки тому +6

      youre just repeating what he said. Like, i hate tobuscus but thats was a bad way to phrase it. Like imagine i killed some people you dont know and I say "have we really lost anything, after all, they voted right wing". You dont have to mindlessly support everything he says like some bot

    • @PhinIsGray
      @PhinIsGray 2 роки тому +3

      @@stevenyoung9738 yes because murder is the same as making dumb youtube videos

    • @gael44444
      @gael44444 2 роки тому +61

      @@stevenyoung9738 This comparison is a bit overblown, no? Toby was not killed, it was only his reputation

    • @stevenyoung9738
      @stevenyoung9738 2 роки тому +1

      @@gael44444 it was just an example of a bad thing I can do, idk why you're hung up on that detail

  • @elliswomack5234
    @elliswomack5234 4 роки тому +1483

    Whether you've done something or not, the minute Onion jumps to your defense, is the minute you lose.

    • @seyyednaqvi6760
      @seyyednaqvi6760 4 роки тому +14

      you cant control that

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 роки тому +90

      Death by association lmao

    • @JyujinPlus
      @JyujinPlus 3 роки тому +103

      Onision thinks he has the power to talk on any issue and deplatform those who oppose him.
      Turns out, the fastest way for Onision to deplatform someone is to support them

    • @emilythompson6253
      @emilythompson6253 3 роки тому +10

      @@JyujinPlus lmao true

    • @muhklungky6855
      @muhklungky6855 2 роки тому +2

      Which is bullshit. Toby didn't ask Onision to do that.

  • @Xenoacolyte
    @Xenoacolyte 5 років тому +1199

    The cruel irony of "Nugget in a Biscuit" actually ending up as Toby's magnum opus is both tragic and hilarious.

    • @geoffreywilson7008
      @geoffreywilson7008 5 років тому +65

      The 'sequel' makes his desperation pretty clear. Lesse, did that go 'two biscuits' or 'Tobuscus'.

    • @couldntthinkofacoolname9608
      @couldntthinkofacoolname9608 5 років тому +7

      I always thought it was his Assassins Creed trailer thing?

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 5 років тому +1

      The Lone Dovahkiin those are actually pretty good though

  • @dylanbusby7851
    @dylanbusby7851 5 років тому +5362

    Video Starts Out Light Hearted
    Quentin as soon as video starts: Systemic racism

    • @dylanbusby7851
      @dylanbusby7851 5 років тому +51

      MomoTheBellyDancer Someone pasted their 1301 English class
      Because I didn’t (help me)

    • @rexlesser3640
      @rexlesser3640 5 років тому +29

      @@dylanbusby7851 *Quinton as soon as the video starts: Systemic Racism.
      I hope this helps

    • @dylanbusby7851
      @dylanbusby7851 5 років тому +15

      Rexlesser Your revisions are appreciated

    • @notlad900
      @notlad900 5 років тому +31

      Quinton adding random social justice moments would be far less annoying if he just made seperate videos for that stuff.

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming 5 років тому +87

      The fact that Chocolate Rain's status as a meme song rather than a legitimate song lines up with the apparently super deep meaning behind the song that I'm sure I and many others didn't know was there is actually pretty crazy, I think Quinton should make a whole video on that topic

  • @arcanehornet
    @arcanehornet 4 роки тому +1967

    “He also frequently sings in his videos, though this is still unconfirmed”
    That’s the fastest contradiction I’ve ever seen in a sentence

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +124

      The joke is that he can't sing

    • @willytor7899
      @willytor7899 2 роки тому +21

      you see the author of the wikia was using an oxymoron to ridicule the character created by this vile, horrible demi-human

    • @muhklungky6855
      @muhklungky6855 2 роки тому

      @@willytor7899 is he really a "vile, horrible demi-human"(what's that even supposed to mean?) what's he done in recent times that would lend that description credence? I'm not defending what he's done in the past but people can change. Not everyone is Ethan Klein.

    • @annevanity3922
      @annevanity3922 2 роки тому

      @@muhklungky6855 must’ve missed the part where ethan sexually assaulted multiple women but ok

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 2 роки тому +11

      @@muhklungky6855 Still wanna say that now?

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 4 роки тому +3959

    I understand that the bigger story is depressing but the sentence "Tobuscus exposed himself at Philip Defranco's Superbowl party" is such a hillariously insane mental picture

    • @IGuessSomethingRelevant
      @IGuessSomethingRelevant 4 роки тому +79

      @@Nelcomarproductions *their not there. Also a lot is two words.

    • @Nelcomarproductions
      @Nelcomarproductions 4 роки тому +8

      @@IGuessSomethingRelevant yeah and your point being?

    • @graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
      @graaaaaaaaaaaaaaace 4 роки тому +21

      Nelcomarproductions are you saying Phillip deFranco is the one lying here or

    • @royalscholar7504
      @royalscholar7504 4 роки тому +125

      @@Nelcomarproductions "typical female crying rape because she didn't get her way" Wow! You're a joke!

    • @tordenbob1
      @tordenbob1 4 роки тому +67

      @@Nelcomarproductions Jesus Christ, I legitimate feel bad for you. Get therapy. BTW I don't mean that as some snarky retort.

  • @RighBread
    @RighBread 5 років тому +1288

    Hey man, big props for giving Chocolate Rain some well-deserved recognition. I'm glad Tay Zonday got semi-internet-famous off it but I more wish the song would have gotten the critical acclaim it deserves.

  • @DaveTheIceman
    @DaveTheIceman 5 років тому +5035

    If Childish Gambino released Chocolate Rain today, it would be hailed as a masterpiece.

    • @phoneyphil5663
      @phoneyphil5663 5 років тому +785

      Chocolate Rain is a masterpiece

    • @diegostorck808
      @diegostorck808 5 років тому +519

      It's already hailed as a masterpiece

    • @incredebile
      @incredebile 5 років тому +237

      @@diegostorck808 you're both right but what he meant was "hailed by complex and all the other shitty newsworks"

    • @huyphan7825
      @huyphan7825 5 років тому +287

      Donald Glover should do a cover of this song. It would be dope.

    • @yeeyeeasshaircut3929
      @yeeyeeasshaircut3929 5 років тому +229

      Virgin this is America vs chad chocolate rain

  • @MoonyMoonzzi
    @MoonyMoonzzi 3 роки тому +2722

    Onision supporting this guy is actually hilarious because that’s almost like putting a seal of confirmation that he is garbage.

    • @novasvendsen4226
      @novasvendsen4226 2 роки тому +43

      yeah I actuly snorted when that part came upp.
      also I can't belive that I actuly watched both those youtubers in 2014, what was I thinking?

    • @blazinjaden
      @blazinjaden 2 роки тому +3

      who is? toby or onision?

    • @novasvendsen4226
      @novasvendsen4226 2 роки тому +1

      @@blazinjaden onision if suporting toby, i think?

    • @zoologygirl252
      @zoologygirl252 2 роки тому +48

      Honestly Onision supporting him makes me feel bad for him cuz like is there a worse possible feeling than onision supporting you

    • @muhklungky6855
      @muhklungky6855 2 роки тому

      @@novasvendsen4226 you are correct. Onision was one of the only UA-camrs that genuinely stood up for him. But Onision is a fucking nut job so what does that tell you?

  • @raycearcher5794
    @raycearcher5794 5 років тому +3933

    Quentin hates Tobuscus so much that in the middle he just gives up and does a Babbish sketch instead, man that's contempt

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 5 років тому +202

      contempt content is best content

    • @cia4u401
      @cia4u401 5 років тому +35

      makes you wonder why did he even make the video in the first place

    • @ByeByeDeadName
      @ByeByeDeadName 5 років тому +158

      CIA 4U ...because...
      ...because of the second part

    • @RevanAlaire
      @RevanAlaire 5 років тому +191

      @@cia4u401 Because calling people out for their bad behaviour is the right thing to do, even if you don't like it.

    • @baconsalad9743
      @baconsalad9743 5 років тому +33

      @@RevanAlaire the allegations were proven to be false. The woman who ruined Toby's career should be sent to prison for what she did. She falsely accused him of rape, with no evidence, and even counter evidence, and got away with it. Toby's story will always be a tragedy, and dying channels like this one should be careful not to end up like his channel.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 5 років тому +597

    "put the package away, and then get it back out to read the instructions" is one of the realest things I've ever heard

    • @gwacie98
      @gwacie98 5 років тому +40

      Samantha Port The leveled up version is “Fish it out of the trash to read the instructions”

    • @Michaela_ZC
      @Michaela_ZC 5 років тому +2

      Relatable content

  • @Blakbox92
    @Blakbox92 5 років тому +3057

    "Toby Says the N-Word"
    Somehow this censorship is funnier than anything about that video

  • @JackTheripper911
    @JackTheripper911 3 роки тому +959

    "Dakota's now legal in 31 states"
    That's what we call a *Red Flag*

    • @kaiyote7924
      @kaiyote7924 2 роки тому

      hey. oblivious idiot here. what does "dakota is legal in 31 states" mean? i thought it was slang for Marijuana? is it? or is it something much worse?

    • @igotnoneutral89
      @igotnoneutral89 2 роки тому +14

      Means she’s the age of consent in 31 states.

    • @CasLee
      @CasLee 2 роки тому +9

      @@kaiyote7924 it's referencing Dakota Fanning who was in the Twilight series

    • @xXDeathMelodyXx
      @xXDeathMelodyXx 2 роки тому +7

      YES, I’m so glad I never watched him💀but I did watch Shane.. and Onision💀💀💀

    • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
      @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 2 роки тому +81

      @@igotnoneutral89 yeah we know, that's why it's a red flag. People who obsess over underaged folks who are "barely legal" or folks being "freshly 18" often turn out to be groomers

  • @mrface4766
    @mrface4766 5 років тому +689

    Toby is originally from Niceville, Florida. As someone from the area, I can testify that there really is a persistent and deceptively widespread drug problem. It would be hard to grow up in the area and NOT be exposed to it in some way. It's unsurprising to me to think that this is something he has struggled with for a while.

    • @hal6562
      @hal6562 4 роки тому +111

      Niceville should probably be renamed tbh.

    • @brendanmccabe8373
      @brendanmccabe8373 4 роки тому +31

      The Face of Alcoholism “niceville” what carebears episode is that in

    • @birdiec
      @birdiec 4 роки тому +3

      In gunna not look that up and say you made that name up

    • @TJKerrell
      @TJKerrell 4 роки тому +19

      I live in Crestview, the neighboring city (and high school rival) of Niceville. He’s not lying. It’s still a problem here.

    • @TooMuchCrimeDrama
      @TooMuchCrimeDrama 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah, I'm from Defuniak Springs, right down the road. I remember as a kid going to the local diner and listening to the old men sitting around talking about all the people they thought were on meth. Good times.

  • @vincentsabatini88
    @vincentsabatini88 5 років тому +812

    School issued ipads... keep forgetting this guy isn't 40

  • @DavidJCobb
    @DavidJCobb 4 роки тому +3440

    Toby singing "Dakota's now legal in 31 states" like that sure does foreshadow the last half or so of this video huh

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 роки тому +203

      Crazy how many early UA-camrs used their fame to harass their fans and were later charged with assault. It was a major problem.

    • @mizjulio
      @mizjulio 4 роки тому +149

      I was like 12, and i thought Dakota was a drug and I just realized right now thats not what he meant

    • @LIITEMIES
      @LIITEMIES 4 роки тому +38

      Kids are kids no matter the age.

    • @classydays43
      @classydays43 4 роки тому +63

      @@mizjulio the real drug is Delaware. It's far more potent and addictive than any other drug on the market.

    • @vinniesamdude7517
      @vinniesamdude7517 4 роки тому +72

      The venn diagram of people who know that kind of shit and pedophiles is a circle

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 4 роки тому +576

    When I was younger I saw Tobuscus’s video series about how he would go to comic con and just approach random women and say “hothothothothot” at one point he kissed a girl without her permission. I watched that video recently and realized that that was the least of the stuff he’s done. Although still disgusting.

    • @perkypears
      @perkypears 3 роки тому +108

      the fact that he would do shit like that even on camera really tells that he probably does some shit off camera

    • @ellepalmer
      @ellepalmer 2 роки тому +27

      Jesus christ…. I watched him as a young girl and I thought this was so funny. now I realize it’s disgusting

    • @Purplesquigglystripe
      @Purplesquigglystripe 2 роки тому

      Yeah, even if that one allegation is false, there’s still plenty out there to show how shitty of a person he is

  • @galactor123
    @galactor123 5 років тому +1435

    Chocolate Rain was the old internet's "This is America." A song that has a lot to say in its lyrics and in its performance about the state of the world around it, and yet most people got introduced to it expressly because people thought it was funny. Tay Zonday embraced the meme of it at the time, making commercials and so on while he was still in the lime light (no judgement, but doing stuff for Dr. Pepper is not exactly what the original song was about obviously), whereas the genius of "This is America" is that it not only expressly expected that response, but the song at least in part is about how that response is used to ignore and to mitigate the message of black performers, himself included. No one remembers Chocolate Rain as a song about systemic racism because it's a funny man moving away from the mic to breathe in. And a lot of people probably (especially at first) missed the point of "This is America" because it's a funny man doing wacky dances... all of which are taken directly from minstrel traditions.

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 5 років тому +110

      The crazy thing is that back when it came out, when I was literally like 12 years old, I actually totally understood the message and used to tell people that it was a lot deeper than people seemed to be realizing and they'd call me dumb and laugh at how I thought this "dumb meme song" had any sort of message.

    • @beiwubsnsod7378
      @beiwubsnsod7378 5 років тому +35

      The difference is that chocolate rain is sutble and you can enjoy the song without knowing its purpose. TIA is preachy, unsutble and is entierly reliant on its music video to get its point across.

    • @SnowBaller985
      @SnowBaller985 5 років тому +58

      Chocolate Rain has the same feel as Hey Ya. It sounds cool and fun, but it has a dark undertone.

    • @Wired4Life2
      @Wired4Life2 5 років тому +14

      "Hey Ya!" superior to both of those songs.

    • @tate3117
      @tate3117 5 років тому +76

      @@beiwubsnsod7378 thinking that TIA is entirely reliant on the music video confirms you've never actually listened

  • @Petronio39
    @Petronio39 5 років тому +661

    One of the most convincing arguments you can make against something is pointing out that Onision supports it.

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 5 років тому +20

      that made me audibly laugh like a hyena for half a second, congrats.

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 5 років тому +5

      Petronio39 I mean, you aren’t wrong. If it works, it works.

    • @Petronio39
      @Petronio39 5 років тому +39

      If there's one person in human history I can feel comfortable dunking on due to their absolute lack of contribution to the enrichment of society or the furthering of human knowledge, it's Onision.

    • @PizzaRollExpert
      @PizzaRollExpert 5 років тому +48

      @NegativeTophat Dude why do you have to do this. First of all, as Quinton pointed out there is tons of evidence for him doing a lot of other inappropriate stuff. Secondly, while I didn't finish reading the post, it's not so much "evidence" as nitpicking details to cast doubt on the story. None of the nitpicks are on their own substantial and they all have possible explanations. That's not "concrete evidence" that's conspiracy theory logic. If small incongruities are such a big deal, why isn't Toby massively contradicting himself about weather or not he was even in a relationship with her a big deal?

    • @Henry-pe4rn
      @Henry-pe4rn 4 роки тому +8

      @NegativeTophat Sir you just git debunked.

  • @emolovetree
    @emolovetree 5 років тому +466

    Chocolate rain is a great example of things damaged by the loss of annotations

  • @overestimatedforesight
    @overestimatedforesight 3 роки тому +302

    "This isn't part of the recipe, I just really hate cilantro."
    Best part of the Babish segment.

  • @LeetaMaybe
    @LeetaMaybe 5 років тому +2211

    I always forget that Quinton is younger than me.
    At least until he says things like "School-issued iPad"

    • @shen4385
      @shen4385 5 років тому +24

      LeetaMaybe exactly what I was thinking

    • @LimeyLassen
      @LimeyLassen 5 років тому +149

      Stuff like "I grew up watching Tobuscus" clued me in

    • @succubastard1019
      @succubastard1019 5 років тому +3

      How old is Quinton exactly?

    • @LeetaMaybe
      @LeetaMaybe 5 років тому +102

      @@succubastard1019 he just turned 23

    • @woagnya
      @woagnya 5 років тому +37

      Why you gotta remind me that I’m his elder?

  • @notswush
    @notswush 5 років тому +360

    that last part about the me too movement, is one of the better descriptors of why i tend to not immediately assume that the accusers of sexual assault are lying, and at least ask for decent responses from the accused. "While men fear being accused of rape and thus identify with the accused, women fear being raped and not being believed. and you can take a random guess which fear is more realistic.". that's extremely well put.

    • @Hanon16
      @Hanon16 5 років тому +73

      swush In Chile a quote start to get really famous about why we prefer to belive in the victim, it says in english something like : If i belive the victim and she is lying i defend a liar, but if i defend the guy and he is guilty i just defend a rapist. I can live with myself knowing that i defend a liar, i cannot live knowing i defend a rapist.
      Sorry if my english is not the best, but i hope that is good enough to be understandable

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 5 років тому +16

      swush i mean, I was falsely accused of rape by someone who was my best friend, so it sorta is a realistic fear. Just sayin

    • @Hanon16
      @Hanon16 5 років тому +36

      @Cherry As an sexual assault victim myself, yes. I understand thay we never will know the truth behind a sexual crime, mostly because the nature of this type of crimes make them imposible to leave evidence behind, like i was abused for two years but the only thing that i have to back it up are my memories. For this reason when you look this situations you always are the possibility of being wrong, or you defend a women who is a liar and try to ruin a mens life, or you defend a rapist that already ruin this women life... you wil NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH.
      So is a personal choice decide with what mistake they can live... because whathever you choose to belive you are choosing to turn your back in the other side... for me, i cannot live knowing that i stand a rapist, i just cant.
      So yes, if you put it like that, yes im ok with ruining someones lifes, but you are ok with leave a rapist on the loose because you trust in a criminal system that has been proven to not work in sexual violence cases.

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny 5 років тому +86

      The thing I do really hate is when people interpret "innocent until proven guilty" as "immediately assume the accuser is lying"

    • @ProgPro96
      @ProgPro96 5 років тому +45

      @@PorkpieJohnny Yes, that bothers me so much. Innocent until proven guilty goes for both parties. If you use "innocent until proven guilty" as a defense for one person and not the other person then you already picked a side.

  • @anotherrussianbot
    @anotherrussianbot 5 років тому +1681

    *Quinton's house and finances are literally falling apart around him*
    Haha nugget in a biscuit

    • @anotherrussianbot
      @anotherrussianbot 5 років тому +97

      All jokes aside I really enjoyed this video. Before I watched this I thought Tobuscus was innocent, but now I'm convinced he's definitely a horrible person. Keep making great content

    • @notlad900
      @notlad900 5 років тому +12

      @@anotherrussianbot I'm still watching, but knowing how Quinton acts I worry he will frame info in a biased way against toby. but hopefully not

    • @LieutenantJoey
      @LieutenantJoey 5 років тому +86

      Razzama Slazza I mean, Toby contradicts himself in the most obvious ways in his two response videos. It’s pretty hard to misconstrue any of this.

    • @notlad900
      @notlad900 5 років тому +14

      @@LieutenantJoey I'm nearly done with the video. Their is indeed info I was unaware of. I will say I would consider it true that toby is a piece of shit. And that toby Probably did it all. (Though I dislike Quinton's two cents on if you think a woman is falsely accusing someone your inherently sexist. I know he doesn't say it but he is heavily implying it.)

    • @Jorgec224
      @Jorgec224 5 років тому +27

      @@anotherrussianbot When a I was first aware that he had controversy i just assumed he was innocent because of the largely innocent persona I was only aware of. I remember there being a post by his mother defending him. I never looked into the situation and assumed the accuser was chasing fame. Its very embarrassing to see how ignorant i was and how easily i was biased in favor of him

  • @doodlebrain6594
    @doodlebrain6594 3 роки тому +344

    Me: ah tobuscus, I remember his minecraft songs, I wonder what happened to him.
    Me: *sees the disclaimer*
    Me: oh no

  • @Alex-nl5cy
    @Alex-nl5cy 5 років тому +792

    The only thing that Qooking with Quinton was missing was a cross-section.

    • @TheWonkster
      @TheWonkster 5 років тому +6

      And knowing how to cook. Ya know, at all.

    • @mondocream5733
      @mondocream5733 5 років тому +5

      Can’t believe that he added the potatoes to boiling water, smh.

    • @rancorousgoat6204
      @rancorousgoat6204 5 років тому +25

      "let the ingredients get to know each other"

    • @memeolade9079
      @memeolade9079 5 років тому +4

      Dont forget tiny whisk!

    • @KoRnBrony
      @KoRnBrony 5 років тому +3

      Not gonna lie, Q looks pretty good in an Apron

  • @QuestionableObject
    @QuestionableObject 5 років тому +325

    I only ever heard the first few lines of chocolate rain, didn't realize chocolate rain was about racism.
    Damn, even those first few lines though "Some stay dry while others feel the pain"

  • @3djoe119
    @3djoe119 5 років тому +562

    Indeed the entry has been added; “calling him a "short dumb b*tch" in episode 13 of his Fallen TItans series”, you quick my man

    • @unoriginalusername4416
      @unoriginalusername4416 5 років тому +36

      but this is episode 14...

    • @3djoe119
      @3djoe119 5 років тому +44

      Unoriginal Username apparently it’s the second time he calls out the short dumb bitch

  • @Acideye48
    @Acideye48 3 роки тому +683

    I just wanted to say that because of the shape of the crystals in kosher salt, you would get less salt packed into a certain volume than if you used regular table salt. That's why it's important to specify when you're measuring kosher salt otherwise you could end up with more salt than the recipe calls for.

    • @mavymagdowney9798
      @mavymagdowney9798 3 роки тому +29

      fascinating!!

    • @comedienne_historian
      @comedienne_historian 3 роки тому +31

      I’m barely into the video- I’m so curious what this pertains too.

    • @Acideye48
      @Acideye48 3 роки тому +46

      @@comedienne_historian He tries to do a Binging with Babbish style cooking segment for nugget in a biscuit and makes a joke about specifying using kosher salt

    • @Sh1ranu1
      @Sh1ranu1 2 роки тому +14

      Shape also affects surface area/ dissolution rate. Which is why some salts make a better garnish than others

    • @James411115
      @James411115 2 роки тому +2

      kosher salt is also easier to pinch because of larger crystals, which is why you usually see food youtubers pinch it out of a little dish. have you ever tried to pinch sand? it just falls out of your fingers.

  • @skafaced102
    @skafaced102 5 років тому +241

    Watching his hand quiver in between hammer strikes on the cilantro... that resonated with me.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +6

      Quite the vibe check.

    • @skafaced102
      @skafaced102 5 років тому +3

      @@_V.Va_ you can almost feel his disdain through the video...

  • @seraphinw1
    @seraphinw1 5 років тому +341

    "toby says the N-word"
    I don't know what I expected

  • @Turtleproof
    @Turtleproof 5 років тому +487

    A friend of mine was roofied, I told her to tell the cops and she solved [sobbed] because she was, "about to ruin his life."
    I was assaulted as a teenager and was openly mocked by the police and my family.

    • @woagnya
      @woagnya 4 роки тому +118

      Turtleproof
      I’m really sorry that someone did that to you, and to your friend. I hope our society progresses to a point where we can show more respect and compassion for victims.

    • @Persun_McPersonson
      @Persun_McPersonson 4 роки тому +51

      @not Shane kid
      That sounds like a personal problem that is comepletely unrelated to this very real and serious topic.

    • @3layerdipstack726
      @3layerdipstack726 4 роки тому

      @@Persun_McPersonson what does it have to do with the video

    • @Persun_McPersonson
      @Persun_McPersonson 4 роки тому +21

      @@3layerdipstack726
      I was replying to some dipwad that has since deleted their comment.

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 3 роки тому +13

      ACAB

  • @meatcomputers
    @meatcomputers 3 роки тому +387

    i used to force my dad to watch nugget in a biscuit when i was little. dear god i hope hes forgotten

    • @blacksheep1924
      @blacksheep1924 3 роки тому +4

      I did that too but with a different song.

    • @clownestjuice
      @clownestjuice 3 роки тому +7

      Same but I know my dad has not forgotten 😔

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 2 роки тому +12

      Yelled at my brother for watching diamond sword because Toby said damn and i was 7 years old

  • @rosydonut
    @rosydonut 5 років тому +3104

    43:55
    “For example, Onision, a current commentary UA-cam and future inmate.”
    This aged like fine wine.

    • @solonsaturngaming3727
      @solonsaturngaming3727 4 роки тому +31

      Rosie J sadly he might not go to jail Onion Man

    • @TheRealSplexy
      @TheRealSplexy 4 роки тому +56

      this aged like milk, thw whole operation got fucked up, theres no substantial evidence against him that could get him in jail aaaand so he's ffee to go...

    • @jaclyneagle6210
      @jaclyneagle6210 4 роки тому +8

      aged?

    • @jaclyneagle6210
      @jaclyneagle6210 4 роки тому +39

      @@Kokanauka he is just notoriously creepy, ignorant, childish, and now trying to sell his body on patreon

    • @olivebranch7769
      @olivebranch7769 4 роки тому +85

      @@Kokanauka He groomed children and emotionally abused his wife and kids.

  • @user-mh7db7ei1s
    @user-mh7db7ei1s 5 років тому +1486

    You know, I didn’t notice until this video, but Tobuscus’ mannerisms, humor, style of speaking, and denial of horrible abuse by gaslighting his victims is very reminiscent of Onision.

    • @SundaysEnd
      @SundaysEnd 5 років тому +202

      Tbf that kind of humor was very much the bread and butter of early UA-cam. Just Onision didn't evolve with the times because he's so emotionally stunted that he can't even evolve creatively.

    • @kobeni_higashiyama
      @kobeni_higashiyama 4 роки тому +34

      narcissism

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 4 роки тому +7

      In the end he was right, unlike Onision

    • @RevanAlaire
      @RevanAlaire 4 роки тому +31

      @@vz2428 Nah.

    • @goatskin4487
      @goatskin4487 4 роки тому +4

      @@RevanAlaire ya

  • @colleen6440
    @colleen6440 4 роки тому +889

    The early part of the video reminded me how mind-numbing the content I watched as a youth was, so I probably shouldn't judge what kids today are doing with their time.

    • @vanhunts6238
      @vanhunts6238 3 роки тому +22

      Thank you for being the most open minded person on the internet right now

    • @writershard5065
      @writershard5065 3 роки тому +18

      Yup. Kids will grow up. Let them enjoy what they enjoy.

    • @april4524
      @april4524 2 роки тому +5

      no the fact i watched tobuscus, shane, and onision as a small child...what

  • @dkd123
    @dkd123 4 роки тому +380

    Wow there were definitely some red flags in Tobuscus' early content that no one noticed because UA-cam was still so new and mainly kids were watching it.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +65

      Culture also accepted men being creeps

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 3 роки тому +5

      I only watched the Harry Potter 7 trailer parody and nothing more, but I was also 21

  • @zbombie9021
    @zbombie9021 5 років тому +715

    “Future Inmate Onision” sums him up perfectly, doesn’t it?

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 5 років тому +2

      I though he said future room mate, or in law, at first.

    • @zbombie9021
      @zbombie9021 5 років тому +4

      TheHoratiosvetlana I’d def watch that sitcom

  • @Mae-vc9jv
    @Mae-vc9jv 5 років тому +457

    "if you have trauma related to sexual assault maybe skip this one"
    Me: this sign can't stop me because I can't read

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 5 років тому +369

    Can I just say that the Fallen Titan series is like going on an archeological dig, but the ruins are in the deep recesses of your own mind

    • @Jackspiring
      @Jackspiring 5 років тому

      And the mouldy forgotten bit of the internet

  • @theheckler399
    @theheckler399 3 роки тому +109

    I like how onision claims that a person lies a lot in a average conversation when shit like assault and abuse are not topics in an average conversation

  • @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca
    @catcatcatcatcatcatcatcatcatca 4 роки тому +775

    "it was like =3 but less funny"
    ancient curse, powerful enough to kill even those who don't know its history.

    • @idontknowimebored77
      @idontknowimebored77 3 роки тому +5

      Tell me the history of =3 I really want to know

    • @RatchetSly
      @RatchetSly 3 роки тому +19

      @@idontknowimebored77 Check out the first video in the Fallen Titans series, it's about =3 and its host!

    • @dominikblack8943
      @dominikblack8943 3 роки тому +18

      Very few remember equals three and it's legacy, and those who do fear to speak of it, in hopes it shall never return

    • @Char-mv3fc
      @Char-mv3fc 3 роки тому +12

      I have no idea what equals three is. I just saw the face and thought, "Funny UwU face"

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 3 роки тому +8

      that really hit me, because =3 wasn't that funny to begin with. (I watched it for the viral videos of the week)

  • @kittiespwn5000
    @kittiespwn5000 5 років тому +862

    “Trying to convince a 15 year old atheist that Santa exists” that... That is the best simile ever I’m stealing that

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 4 роки тому +8

      Quinton makes the best figures of speech. It must be his stand power

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 4 роки тому +1

      That’s not a simile

    • @DrORRB-qm7fl
      @DrORRB-qm7fl 4 роки тому

      Joelle Grr Just add “like”

  • @bardofthe90s57
    @bardofthe90s57 4 роки тому +3085

    I know a man who was GENUINELY falsely accused of assault, and it broke him. I've never seen a man so hurt. And yet, he still supports the #MeToo movement and believes and supports those that come forward and tell their stories.

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 4 роки тому +282

      I hope your friend is ok now.

    • @michaelhird432
      @michaelhird432 4 роки тому +244

      My brother had a similar, though slightly less serious, ellegation brought against him. this was after his only High school friends shamed him for being a straight white male. And he still supports BLM, pride, and MeToo.

    • @tobexdmasterofjej6363
      @tobexdmasterofjej6363 4 роки тому +13

      Simp

    • @michaelhird432
      @michaelhird432 4 роки тому +158

      @@tobexdmasterofjej6363 bruh just sharing my story

    • @bardofthe90s57
      @bardofthe90s57 4 роки тому +260

      @@michaelhird432 You forgot that if you agree with a woman online in 2020, you're a simp. Lol.
      How dare. 🤣

  • @JyujinPlus
    @JyujinPlus 3 роки тому +788

    Knowing Toby’s problematic actions later in life makes his earlier videos really hard to watch.
    His inability to say or do anything without mentioning sex really just shows how he’s always been this person. I guess we all thought or hoped that it was an exaggerated character for his UA-cam channel but… y’know…

    • @coryman125
      @coryman125 3 роки тому +49

      I had a lot of friends in school who would talk about him all the time, but for some reason I never got around to watching him myself. I clicked this video mostly expecting to see what his content was back in the day, but instead... yikes. Even before the video got serious it was pretty uncomfortable

    • @JyujinPlus
      @JyujinPlus 3 роки тому +28

      @@coryman125 Glad I’m not the only one.
      I was someone who watched Toby Turner but I pretty much only watched his animated adventures and maybe one or two playthroughs? If he played Outlast when it came out I think I watched that.
      I never saw Re: Re: Your Brains or Hot Symphony which just show so many red flags for the person Toby would eventually prove he’s always been

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 роки тому +18

      “Inability to do or say anything without mentioning sex” is a thing I keep hearing when another predator from alt/emo 00/10s is outed.
      So that’s a red flag to keep ur eye on, if they’re adults who can’t stop talking about sex-fuckin’ obviously not in healthy ways

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 2 роки тому +25

      I think In middle or elementary school my class mates or sister watched his stuff and I could not see the appeal. Unfortunately when the accusations came out I was still deep into my “anti-SJW” phase and all of those braying jackasses jumped to Toby’s defense and conveniently neglected to mention a) all of the allegations against Toby, and b) that MULTIPLE women had accused him of abuse.
      That I ever let myself get suckered by those pied pipers will remain my greatest regret in life.

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 2 роки тому +7

      I always took it to just be pandering to young boys humor. But now it definitely does feel different

  • @kyplaygaming
    @kyplaygaming 4 роки тому +499

    Hearing the words “Tobuscus heavily used hard drugs” really fucks with my head but at the same time, yeah I can see it

    • @chrisd6287
      @chrisd6287 3 роки тому +1

      Can I ask why??

    • @kyplaygaming
      @kyplaygaming Рік тому +1

      @@chrisd6287since first grade he was just the nugget in a biscuit guy and now it’s like “welp he’s an abusive cokehead

    • @chrisd6287
      @chrisd6287 Рік тому +1

      @@kyplaygaming gotcha

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, I told this one friend online who was also a fan of his about how there was evidence of him having a crackpipe on the background of one of his gaming videos. She didn't believe he was a drug addict but could see the accusations being right while for me it was reversed.

  • @FollowingUsernamesR
    @FollowingUsernamesR 4 роки тому +2222

    "It was consensual, because he views it that way, and his view is the only one that matters." - Every rapist and rape apologist ever.

    • @michael.471
      @michael.471 4 роки тому +73

      FollowingUsernamesR It’s consensual because I wanted it. If she didn’t that’s on her.
      That’s rape.

    • @chipstastesupergood3788
      @chipstastesupergood3788 3 роки тому +4

      @@michael.471 Dip into the barbecue sauce yum yum gimmie some

    • @sillybeanthing
      @sillybeanthing 3 роки тому +68

      @ I think most of those people who are trying to be part of that movement don't actually do that. A lot of people are still victim blamed and a lot of people who still need help are ignored because of this very mindset, and I'm almost positive the me too movement also includes men.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 роки тому +63

      @ yeah, there's this massive evil conspiracy from a bunch of ScArY feminists out to ruin the lives of people they don't like!
      Sure, because that makes sense.

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 роки тому +27

      That murder I committed right in front of literally every person on the planet who all have vivid recollections of watching it take place IN PERSON was actually an act of consensual euthanasia. From my point of view, the person consented.

  • @watermaiden15
    @watermaiden15 4 роки тому +1172

    I'm the creator of the Anime Bath Scene Wiki, thanks for giving my wiki a shout out

    • @TishyRose
      @TishyRose 3 роки тому +110

      I love that your username on UA-cam kinda fits with the wiki you made, cuz it’s probably mostly scenes of maidens in water hahaha

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +25

      Why are the Chipettes bathing in your playlists?

    • @chimeraofscarlet8610
      @chimeraofscarlet8610 3 роки тому +5

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 wait, as in Alvin and the chipmunks?

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +1

      @@chimeraofscarlet8610 Yeah

    • @masontrupe9047
      @masontrupe9047 3 роки тому +14

      Username checks out

  • @caitlinirelan5641
    @caitlinirelan5641 4 роки тому +167

    I genuinely just almost died because I choked and started laughing really hard at "'he frequently sings in his videos but this is still unconfirmed' what does that mean?"

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky 2 роки тому +7

      As in he is seen singing, but it's unconfirmed if it is actually him singing. At least that's my takeaway lol

    • @xXDeathMelodyXx
      @xXDeathMelodyXx 2 роки тому +4

      I think it means he’s probably out there singing- but no one’s actually watching. Tough, but earned. I’m high af😮‍💨he deserves it all and time

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 7 місяців тому

      @@xXDeathMelodyXx Deserves all of wha?

  • @pewpewman18
    @pewpewman18 5 років тому +1843

    Those “famous quotes” sound like if scout tf2 wasn’t funny

    • @alalvarez7301
      @alalvarez7301 5 років тому +209

      They're quotes that are so generic that you legit can't tell them apart from your typical loud 10 year old playing an FPS. Which is essentially Toby's audience anyways.

    • @dethhollow
      @dethhollow 5 років тому +87

      It was honestly less that they were his best lines and more that they're the stuff he always falls back on. So, as someone who used to watch his content, they were kind-of like these weird recurring gags that were never really funny but they stuck around because they kept coming up until that was just sort-of the thing he did?
      Looking back, none of Toby's content was really that great, but there was at least a weird entertainment that came from going to a channel and knowing exactly what you were going to get, you know? Hope that kind-of makes sense. Like "I'm Dead, God Dangit" was more-or-less his catchphrase for a lot of games.

    • @nsxzlaz8569
      @nsxzlaz8569 5 років тому +51

      Bonk

    • @ylikersantti5255
      @ylikersantti5255 5 років тому +16

      Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad!

    • @koboldcatgirl
      @koboldcatgirl 5 років тому +44

      @@nsxzlaz8569 "Bonk" is a masterpiece of dialogue, you take it back.

  • @Chris122529
    @Chris122529 5 років тому +855

    rewatching old tobuscus content honestly felt like a fever dream

    • @soulinmilk5517
      @soulinmilk5517 4 роки тому +22

      Especially when you still know the lyrics to his songs

    • @idk----_
      @idk----_ 3 роки тому +2

      I remember his animated videos

    • @rachellewis5210
      @rachellewis5210 3 роки тому +9

      @@soulinmilk5517 it’s surreal, i also have a toby games highlights completely memorized... as a 24 year old woman...

    • @LordS20000
      @LordS20000 3 роки тому +1

      Same bro... same

    • @LordS20000
      @LordS20000 3 роки тому +1

      @@rachellewis5210 what makes me sad is seeing the new younger generation forgetting these absolute legendary people and moments that built up our childhood

  • @kingoftropes922
    @kingoftropes922 5 років тому +134

    "Put the package away, and then pull it back out to read the instructions."
    Actually the best line in this video.

  • @laurenmontgomery421
    @laurenmontgomery421 3 роки тому +213

    I just wanna put the rough quote: “what you get for accusing isn’t fake or wealth, you get hatred and backlash from people who don’t believe you and ostracization from your social circle”
    Roughly what you said which is really important

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 3 роки тому +19

      one experience just came back to me: I was drinking with some male friends and my then boyfriend. A friend of ours grabbed my boob for fun - I then was hitting him repeatedly because.. I mean do I have to justify it? My then Boyfriend later said I shouldn't been "so aggressive" - When I said, that I had to because no one else (including him) did anything he said "I would have said something to him, but like, later, alone"- or some bullshit like this. Like WTF? why can't you say in front of everyone that that behavior is bad? Do you need to keep your "cool guy"-certificate or what?
      Sadly that wasn't that much of a red flag for me back then

    • @Waskomsause
      @Waskomsause 3 роки тому +10

      @@AgentSteffi Sounds like the same shit that happened to a friend of mine. He was constantly grabbed and groped by some female coworker, she finally got fired, but she threatened to sue if they didn't give her what she wanted and fire him. He BARELY kept his job because she was going to try and sue over being fired for "joking around" when her jokes were sexual assault. People justify anything as long as they're "in the group" it's disgusting.

    • @1Lanavis1
      @1Lanavis1 Рік тому +1

      I honestly think it all comes down to whoever has sufficiently more power (money, social influence, etc). The one with power tends to gain a lot and the one without tends to lose a lot, regardless of if they are the accuser or the accused.

    • @laurenmontgomery421
      @laurenmontgomery421 Рік тому

      @@1Lanavis1 true, mostly!!!!!

  • @IBESMusic94
    @IBESMusic94 4 роки тому +170

    22:28 "put the package away, then take it out again to read the instructions"
    I FELT THAT

  • @jaden7778
    @jaden7778 5 років тому +1439

    *Chocolate rain starts playing*
    CEO of Racism: Why do I hear boss music

  • @midgematic8659
    @midgematic8659 5 років тому +314

    Quinton, I was having a fantastic day
    Until you showed me Annoying Orange Harlem Shake

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 5 років тому +22

      The moment he said it, I realized I had always known there was an Annoying Orange Harlem Shake video. Harlem Shake was born to be made into an Annoying Orange video. That is the shape of the universe.

    • @BasicallyEdgy
      @BasicallyEdgy 8 місяців тому

      ​@@woodfur00I don't think filthy Frank was expecting the Harlem shake to become as popular as it did

  • @khinlop
    @khinlop 3 роки тому +495

    Tobuscus is something that you are embarrassed to admit you really liked when you were a lot younger. And it's not just Tobuscus, there were lots of these kind of embarrassing entertainments in the past that you really liked as a kid.

    • @Girly_Plop
      @Girly_Plop 3 роки тому +8

      I want to make a list of them so bad.

    • @thegeneralpopulace8513
      @thegeneralpopulace8513 3 роки тому +7

      @@Girly_Plop Me too. It'd probably be a good chunk of the UA-cam old guard mixed with a few ex-viners.

    • @8bitmagic
      @8bitmagic 2 роки тому +11

      Kids are cringe, keep this in mind when you see gen Z being cringe.

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 2 роки тому +7

      @@8bitmagic gen z mostly arent kids. the oldest gen z are like 26

    • @therebedragons2653
      @therebedragons2653 2 роки тому +1

      I really like the literal trailers even today tbh. But the other stuff he made just never worked out for me

  • @paulanaya2503
    @paulanaya2503 5 років тому +178

    I laughed so, so, hard at that "future inmate" line.

  • @LiteralmenteFadul
    @LiteralmenteFadul 5 років тому +310

    God i thought i was such an adult when I used to watch Tobuscus, but rewathing this I realize that he is like every kiddy tuber today.
    Its exactly the same thing.

    • @Nucleofission
      @Nucleofission 5 років тому +1

      Really so "Googling boobies" was so kid friendly huh?

    • @ordinarytree4678
      @ordinarytree4678 5 років тому +98

      @@Nucleofission its not kid friendly, but it is marketted to children. Because only kids laugh at thag joke, and would be clickbaited by that title on youtube, a platform that isnt a porn website.

    • @woagnya
      @woagnya 5 років тому +25

      Bob Stamos
      Well, just because something is inappropriate for kids doesn’t mean that it’s not super immature and targeted at children.

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 5 років тому +1

      @@ordinarytree4678 Idk, I know a lot of college age friends who would probably click on that. Most people would tbh but don't want to admit that they would.

    • @downsjmmyjones101
      @downsjmmyjones101 5 років тому +3

      I was SO dumb for liking his videos. This is clear evidence that 12 year olds are only slightly smarter than dirt.

  • @bagetblue2043
    @bagetblue2043 5 років тому +244

    "this isn't part of the recipe I just really hate cilantro "

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 2 роки тому +132

    Quinton showed a skydoesminecraft toy right after the tobuscus toy. Apollo has given Quinton the gift of prophecy

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Рік тому +11

      Our beautiful Garfield-Themed Cassandra 😌

  • @da_pikmin_coder8367
    @da_pikmin_coder8367 5 років тому +665

    "Tobuscus! You know, for kids"
    Early Tobuscus: soft porn with stereotype accents singing in the background

    • @PsycheTrance65
      @PsycheTrance65 5 років тому +36

      lets not forget the deleted video (or was it from his blip.tv account? i forget) of him pretending solve a rubiks cube with his dick

    • @ShepTheBep
      @ShepTheBep 5 років тому +31

      @NegativeTophat stop spamming everyone nobody believes hes innocent

    • @ShepTheBep
      @ShepTheBep 5 років тому +17

      @@TheTroll832 Obviously you didn't see the video

    • @ShepTheBep
      @ShepTheBep 5 років тому +35

      @@TheTroll832 I didn't like my own comment... How is that even an insult anyway... Toby made 2 response videos too the claims and each were DRASTICALLY different. How do you explain that?

    • @idrk3707
      @idrk3707 4 роки тому +11

      @@ShepTheBep suddenly he's quiet

  • @prescience
    @prescience 4 роки тому +234

    genuinely can't believe my parents put up with me during this time because there's no way my adhd ass wasn't singing nugget in a biscuit or whatever 24/7 for weeks on end

  • @Larry
    @Larry 5 років тому +1405

    Toby's entire career seems to be thow any old shit against the wall that's already proved popular by someone else, then see what sticks for him.

    • @florencec1707
      @florencec1707 5 років тому +19

      Oh hey Larry! You have good taste!

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 5 років тому +13

      Hello, you!

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 5 років тому +30

      Hitting pretty close to home, eh Larry?

    • @Revealingstorm.
      @Revealingstorm. 5 років тому +2

      @NegativeTophat wow yeah that's a lot of damning evidence against her

    • @verdantmischief7092
      @verdantmischief7092 5 років тому +16

      @NegativeTophat A whole lot of nothing to read here.

  • @Nilon241
    @Nilon241 3 роки тому +207

    Does anyone else remember one of his old Skyrim lets play episodes where it starts with Toby begrudgingly getting into character, only for it to be quickly reuploaded with that part cut out?
    I just distinctly recall 11 year old me being so freaked out seeing the happy nugget man being completely deadpan???

  • @DeltaVisionOFFICIAL
    @DeltaVisionOFFICIAL 5 років тому +300

    I met Tobuscus about a year ago at a convention. He was friendly and all but he was sort of off because of the fact that he hasn't changed. He still wears the same T-shirt, still has the sideburns, and still did the funny voices. This was funny back in 2012 but now it just seems tired. Same person, old act

    • @gwenk903
      @gwenk903 5 років тому +56

      Maybe if he grew as a person, his channel would start growing too

    • @fivenode9854
      @fivenode9854 5 років тому +14

      Deltaleader36 but you watch a grown man with facial hair sit in front of a shelf of funko pops and anime stuffies talking about what everyone else is doing, maybe both of these dudes got some growing up to do

    • @DeltaVisionOFFICIAL
      @DeltaVisionOFFICIAL 5 років тому +35

      FiveNode The difference with Toby is his act got stale. It doesn't really matter your age as long as it's still funny. Toby's shtick use to be funny but it got old after almost a decade

    • @hazencorner9299
      @hazencorner9299 5 років тому +27

      MultiSa5m does any of that matter?

    • @superdark336
      @superdark336 5 років тому +19

      @@MultiSa5m looks like someone didnt pay attention to the broken bedframe in the first few minutes lol

  • @Oceanblue_Art_
    @Oceanblue_Art_ 5 років тому +145

    I just realized something disturbing
    Toby Turner
    makes the exact same face
    every time you see him
    no matter what

  • @emeliamarie7291
    @emeliamarie7291 5 років тому +167

    "when did ricky gervais start ghost writing for tobuscus" is the best line in this whole video

    • @polymathable
      @polymathable 3 роки тому

      Please someone explain this part to me. I know Ricky, did he say something dumb?

    • @owlie5909
      @owlie5909 3 роки тому +8

      @@polymathable Ricky Gervais, after getting some minor criticism on Twitter for joking about Caitlyn Jenner in 2016, decided to double down on mocking trans people, joking that he identifies as a monkey. Basically, just rewording the attack helicopter copypasta from 2014 as late as 2018. Even ignoring the fact that he's punching down at trans people, it's a lazy, overused, and rehashed joke.

  • @christinedeshano2872
    @christinedeshano2872 3 роки тому +74

    Thank you. I know you posted this a year ago, but really, thank you. I was raped at gunpoint a week before my 19th birthday and a week later my "best friend" told me to stop acting like a baby and get over it. She still doesn't understand why we aren't friends anymore. I dont understand her lack of empathy.

  • @arsonvamp
    @arsonvamp 5 років тому +587

    the revelation that toby “nugget in a biscuit” turner now makes shitty transphobic jokes in the same format as 2011 comedy skits is truly terrifying and confusing.

    • @deletedaccount3047
      @deletedaccount3047 4 роки тому +110

      Steam_Dev due to the human lack of free will they have literally no choice but to feel how they feel, on the others hand, transphobia is just shitty dude

    • @melanierose4140
      @melanierose4140 4 роки тому +116

      @Steam_Dev Imagine commenting that on a 5 month old comment. Idk if they were offended, but not everything is excusable under the guise of a joke. I'm so tired of people being offended if other people don't like jokes that are at the expense of hurting minorities.

    • @TheRealSplexy
      @TheRealSplexy 4 роки тому +5

      @@melanierose4140 but sometimes something just, u know... is a joke. You see i believe in equality, so i believe everyone deserves to be made fun of equally. Either everything can be made fun of, or nothing can

    • @astracrits4633
      @astracrits4633 4 роки тому +34

      Sonovabeach If everyone deserves to be mocked equally...
      Then *you are bad and should feel bad about yourself!*
      Ha.
      Funny.
      Did laugh.

    • @melanierose4140
      @melanierose4140 4 роки тому +69

      @@TheRealSplexy Jokes are fine. Great comedians talk about this all the time. They have to be funny. But there is a clear line when you are making fun of minorities and being harmful. Just don't do that and you won't be seen as an asshole. Punching up is always a good idea too. Sometimes people will say what they did was a joke and they will get away with something horrendous. What I said shouldn't apply to you. But if you feel like it does then you might want to take a step back and think about what you are saying about people.

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 5 років тому +155

    Quinton: Yeah, money is pretty tight right now.
    Also Quinton: let’s just put some caviar on this biscuit.

    • @puddang2379
      @puddang2379 5 років тому +12

      @@MultiSa5m wtf lol

    • @EC-yw5hg
      @EC-yw5hg 5 років тому +10

      it's vegan. not real caviar. watch the end of the video

    • @ToastyJunebugs
      @ToastyJunebugs 5 років тому +5

      I've seen jars of cheap caviar (like $6 for 8oz) in the grocery store.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 5 років тому +1

      I really want to know who MultiSa5m is and what they said...

  • @JBoy62497
    @JBoy62497 5 років тому +1477

    "Dakota's now legal in 31 states." What is it with UA-cam men and obsessively knowing age of consent for different US states.

    • @Boomer22G
      @Boomer22G 5 років тому +132

      I mean he probably just searched it up for the joke, but it is definitely odd

    • @JBoy62497
      @JBoy62497 5 років тому +207

      Selarom Ogeid I dunno, do you feel like one? Do you feel like this comment was directed at you? Because that might tell you something.

    • @JBoy62497
      @JBoy62497 5 років тому +63

      Selarom Ogeid glad I could help!

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 5 років тому +66

      Because far too many are sexual predators apparently

    • @dansmart3182
      @dansmart3182 5 років тому +11

      I may be giving him too much credit, but I thought that is what the joke was pointing out.... yah I am giving him too much credit.

  • @TeacupXenomorph
    @TeacupXenomorph 3 роки тому +179

    10 years ago I had an onlime friend who was obsesses with Tobuscus. She'd quote him, draw fanart, and would excitedly talk about hoping to meet him one day.
    I am SO, so glad she never did. Jesus Christ.

    • @_lil_lil
      @_lil_lil 2 роки тому +14

      10 years ago he and Jacksfilms were pretty adjacent in terms of content.
      Boy that's so weird to think about.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 2 роки тому +12

      @@_lil_lil And for a bit he was Pewdiepie’s competition. Now that is truely mind boggling

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 Рік тому +1

      @@_lil_lil Jack is a lot better than Tobuscus.

  • @DaughterOfFrankenste
    @DaughterOfFrankenste 5 років тому +280

    "When did Ricky Gervais start ghost writing for Tubuscus?"
    I physically recoiled from the absolute smolder of that from-the-coals burn.

    • @the_exegete
      @the_exegete 5 років тому +29

      I think even one-joke Ricky could cobble together a funnier sketch of anti-trans bigotry than Toby.

    • @scruffypuppet8633
      @scruffypuppet8633 4 роки тому +4

      I didnt get it.. Did Ricky Gervai do something shitty? Last I heard he was the fun liberal atheist guy who made feel good comedy movies...

    • @fohkukohgeki
      @fohkukohgeki 4 роки тому +2

      He's suuuper transphobic

    • @scruffypuppet8633
      @scruffypuppet8633 4 роки тому

      @@fohkukohgeki You sure? I googled around to see if i could find anythng and the closest thing I could find was him taunting another trans-phobic guy by paroting him and than ended his statement with "Twitter should ban this cause it has rules against such vile hatespeach" he seems to be pro trans..

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 4 роки тому +2

      @@scruffypuppet8633 Ricky Gervais is a prick. Don't know about transphobe, but definitely a prick. Just look at any of his standup- he probably isn't personally transphobic but if he saw a low hanging joke from it he'd probably take it. He goes on and on about his atheism and like, I'm an atheist too, but nobody needs him to tell them that in a world where Derek got recommissioned.

  • @gplgs4640
    @gplgs4640 4 роки тому +362

    First half of video: Cooking nugget in a biscuit with Quinton
    Second half of video: *You have entered the depression zone*

  • @phaineinTV
    @phaineinTV 5 років тому +54

    i'd already heard the stories about tobuscus and i was like "yeah he can't do anything that'll surprise me in THIS video" and then as soon as you whipped out the "metoo late" video a blood vessel popped in my head.

  • @Sophie_Cleverly
    @Sophie_Cleverly 2 роки тому +36

    Hi Quinton, I've been quietly binging all your videos but I just wanted to say thanks for this one. I went through the experience of accusing someone of abuse and losing all my friends because of it, being called a liar who was going to ruin his life and all that stuff. The police said he seemed ok because he had a "nice family". It was just the worst time and I really appreciated how you discussed the topic in this video. It's made me feel a little bit more seen. Thank you!

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 років тому +302

    One day circa 2017 I was on a nostalgia trip through UA-cam and thought "Huh, I remember 'Dramatic Song' being really clever and hilarious" so I watched it. Then I clicked on Tobuscus's channel to try and find "Allergy Rant" and instead that transphobic dog video autoplayed. "Oh, oh no." I said out loud to myself. Then I saw comments about how "This is hilarious! Too bad it won't get views because of some accusations that probably aren't even true" and I never clicked another Tobuscus video again. Because I didn't need to know what the allegations were to know EXACTLY what they were.

    • @nhgfr1
      @nhgfr1 4 роки тому +11

      @@Yndratdnable [citation needed]

    • @Ultimataco
      @Ultimataco 4 роки тому +13

      @@Yndratdnable you probably think Bret kavina and bill Cosby are innocent as well don't you?

    • @Yndratdnable
      @Yndratdnable 4 роки тому

      @@Ultimataco Don't know who the first one is and no I don't think Bill is innocent I just apply some common fucking sense in these situations ;)

    • @Ultimataco
      @Ultimataco 4 роки тому +17

      @@Yndratdnable support a rapisit all you want my guy, just dont pretend you're a good person

    • @tobexdmasterofjej6363
      @tobexdmasterofjej6363 4 роки тому +1

      Ok groomer

  • @smilesfordays
    @smilesfordays 5 років тому +282

    “My bed frame broke” ooooohooo did it quinton? Hot.

    • @billpeel4408
      @billpeel4408 5 років тому +23

      My first thought as well. Hell yeah it did

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 5 років тому +39

      He didn't get those sex dolls for nothing.

    • @Persun_McPersonson
      @Persun_McPersonson 5 років тому +17

      @@thallh It broke because he's thicc, guys.

    • @smilesfordays
      @smilesfordays 5 років тому +35

      Being thicc is probably what got too many people in that bed in the first place. You are correct.

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 5 років тому +28

      @@Persun_McPersonson He was asleep in his Garfield PJs, he turned over and his asscheeks collided. A thunderous boom echoed throughout the room, as the shockwave from the assclap rippled through the bed frame, shattering it instantly.

  • @mightiermarvel
    @mightiermarvel 5 років тому +290

    I remember that after the accusations came out, Toby stopped being in Jacksfilms's videos and was edited out of intros. I know it is not the most important detail in the world but it still felt strange to me

    • @warp_skip
      @warp_skip 5 років тому +75

      Didn’t notice the intros but I think Jack had ghosted him long before the accusations

    • @mightiermarvel
      @mightiermarvel 5 років тому +46

      @@warp_skip maybe, I just remember watching ygs and noticing that all Toby bits were cut out in the intro song. I don't really want to speculate, but Tobys accusations and his absence from Jack's videos must have a connection

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 5 років тому +2

      MightierMarvel who’s Jack?

    • @mightiermarvel
      @mightiermarvel 5 років тому +15

      @@gracekim1998 Jack of Jacksfilms fame

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 5 років тому +62

      I love Jack even more for it, if I'm honest

  • @renrenthemadscientist
    @renrenthemadscientist 3 роки тому +594

    "I identify as a human being" and suddenly any imaginary hypothetical sympathy i might have even attempted to garner was lost in one fell swoop

    • @lunareclipse2401
      @lunareclipse2401 3 роки тому +43

      same
      tobuscus has lost all sympathy i could have ever had from him

    • @elbarto6668
      @elbarto6668 3 роки тому

      .

    • @aaaah540
      @aaaah540 3 роки тому +44

      @@elbarto6668 #OneJoke

    • @12gauge_shawtyy
      @12gauge_shawtyy 3 роки тому +27

      yea same. even if he was magically innocent of everything. fuck him for that joke. fuck him for all of it

    • @12gauge_shawtyy
      @12gauge_shawtyy 3 роки тому +19

      @@elbarto6668 that’s not what they were saying lmao

  • @TheOwlQueen
    @TheOwlQueen 4 роки тому +56

    When you said that men identify with the accused because that's their fear, you legitimately changed my perspective on why the disparity exists. As a woman who has been assaulted, I couldn't understand, but that makes so much sense and it hurts, honestly.
    I was at an open mic night once that turned into stories and poems and music about assault, and the one man who went up did so to talk about his friend being accused, which he claimed was false. All of the women were uncomfortable.

  • @freyastuchbery7130
    @freyastuchbery7130 5 років тому +123

    "Add that to my wiki" should become the new "put that in your pipe and smoke it."

  • @themonkeyshead7520
    @themonkeyshead7520 5 років тому +87

    The Nugget in a Biscuit 2 is literally a joke me and my friends make where we say artists should make sequels to their song where they just add adlibs to the original song saying “again”, “for a second time” and “2” randomly

    • @professorhaystacks6606
      @professorhaystacks6606 5 років тому +1

      In my day the same principal applied to "Beaver Fever (More)" from Angry Beavers.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 5 років тому +4

      Nugget in a Biscuit was so good, they made Nugget in a Biscuit 2.

  • @hauntaholic0
    @hauntaholic0 3 роки тому +523

    Lmao toby decided "So what should i post now that everyone hates me? Oh i know, how about some stupid transphobic skits! Yeah that will help me get my popularity back!"

    • @femmefuntime
      @femmefuntime 3 роки тому +141

      When your career tanks so you try to get popular with the alt-right...yep that seems standard on the internet

    • @cheeseking2825
      @cheeseking2825 3 роки тому +27

      I think he was like well since everybody hates me, I can post whatever want and nobody would care, it's too late to get my reputation back

    • @isaiahvaldez3330
      @isaiahvaldez3330 3 роки тому +8

      @@femmefuntime I thought I was experiencing deja Vu, but you just comment somewhat similar that Toby is pandering to the Alt-right in another comment.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +36

      "Canceled" celebrities pander to the right because they're the only people without the moral scruples to see why supporting someone like that is bad. See Louis CK

    • @Bettersucksaul
      @Bettersucksaul 2 роки тому +1

      @@femmefuntime How is he alt-right though? He seems just right-leaning

  • @jaredjjacobs
    @jaredjjacobs 5 років тому +492

    How DARE you make me watch a harlem shake video in 2019

    • @madisonlongley5082
      @madisonlongley5082 4 роки тому +25

      How dare I had to watch that on the God-forsaken year of 2020

    • @ashwalkerthisway7094
      @ashwalkerthisway7094 4 роки тому +5

      Thanks for the heads up, this video needs a trigger warning in 2020

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 3 роки тому

      @@madisonlongley5082 I had to watch this God forsaken meme in 2021

  • @danichii
    @danichii 4 роки тому +1179

    "You don't become famous from being assaulted. You don't get rich off of the experience. All that happens is that you lose close friends and family who don't believe you, you enrage a horde of thousands, if not millions, of men online who choose to make it their personal goal to make you fear them."
    -
    "Being accused of a crime like this when you're innocent is a big anxiety in a lot of straight men. And the horrifying revelation is that while men fear being accused of rape and thus identify with the accused, women fear being raped and not being believed. and you can take a random guess as to which fear is more realistic."
    -
    Wow, I've seriously have tried to find the words to describe why it's so hard to reason with my (personal) male friends about my sxual assault experiences because many of the responses I get are: "No, I'm telling you to not put yourself in a scenario to let it happen," "I'm going to be honest no matter what measures are taken unless we become communist china you're going to run into these people," and "I will acknowledge it's horrible but what can I do? Realistically, it's not even statistically possible for him to actually rxpe you.'" (these are direct quotes from my gaming gc after I came to them at 2am crying about rxpe threats on lol (': )
    --
    I get why people want to take a "centrist" or "unbiased/logical" reasoning when talking about a sensitive and uncomfortable issue, but I feel like we need more people like you who understands the emotional and psychological trauma behind rxpe culture and feeling isolated/villainized by your community for speaking out. idk why this hit so hard, but it's actually 2am again and I'm studying for my midterms at 8:30am rn lmao.
    --
    thx Quinton, it was a really great video

    • @lizc6393
      @lizc6393 4 роки тому +95

      Damn. You summed up my experience, and why I never came out with mine. I told my bestfriend, and I still don't think he believes me. Stay strong sister, you are worthy.

    • @libbybollinger5901
      @libbybollinger5901 4 роки тому +9

      @@Yndratdnable They weren’t, but whatever

    • @sociallyenginerd8846
      @sociallyenginerd8846 4 роки тому +28

      @@Yndratdnable Where is this "proof"? And are you referring to the ass-grabbing (that he admitted to), Philip DeFranco's story? The journalist's story? Is this just your opinion?

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 4 роки тому +25

      i hope you're doing well, i also thought quinton put into words what needed to be said. be safe

    • @danichii
      @danichii 4 роки тому +50

      @@Yndratdnable hey! thanks for this reply! i hope you're doing well. i understand that you feel strongly about the tobuscus situation to the point that you had to reply.
      unfortunately, my comment wasn't really discussing whether the allegations were true or not, but how hurtful and isolating it feels when you are faced with judgmental backlash. I had a really hard time describing how it feels to be sxxually xssaulted and wanted to share my appreciation to quinton for being able to summarize the emotions in a concise, simple matter.
      i feel like bringing an off-topic subject in this conversation, especially to point out a detail that is unrelated, is kind of an asshole move. i know that this is the internet, but i'll admit that your comment was hurtful and detracted from the point i was trying to share.
      whether tobuscus is guilty or not is irrelevant to this comment, and i hope that your future replies in this thread reflects this.
      thanks! and please take care!

  • @elagabalusspitzig9295
    @elagabalusspitzig9295 5 років тому +53

    Somebody has to say it
    The whole biscuit is the same size as the supposed half-biscuit. The nugget is already in two biscuits.

  • @austensg9596
    @austensg9596 3 роки тому +69

    “You gain nothing and lose everything.” The mutual friends I have with the person who caused my sexual trauma mostly don’t know it happened, and the one who does doesn’t know it was him. He’s “such a nice guy” nobody in that circle would believe me.

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 3 роки тому +14

      You'll get through this no matter how hopeless it may seem. Always have hope! theres always someone who will support you!

  • @rocket12920
    @rocket12920 5 років тому +461

    Bruh I managed to go through all of the 2010's without knowing who this guy was

  • @kjultra01
    @kjultra01 5 років тому +36

    Did you just pause this to make a Binging With Babish parody? Never change Quinton, I love these videos

  • @imp8684
    @imp8684 5 років тому +1952

    This is unrelated to the video but the way that Quinton says “Wiki” puts me in an off spot

  • @bubbakushingtonIII
    @bubbakushingtonIII 3 роки тому +94

    I was addicted to heroin for years after oxycontin was made to not be abused anymore like snorting them but there's no way I wouldn't watch this because I was an abuser of opiates. 3 and a half years later I try to educate younger people about the major issues that will follow you during addiction and the friends and most importantly family you may lose because of your addiction.

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 3 роки тому +6

      i want to show my appreciation for your comment but a like doesnt feel like enough and i dont know what to respond with except hell yea!

  • @AlexandrosGray
    @AlexandrosGray 5 років тому +571

    Why is noone talking about that Babish parody skit? Kudos Quinton for the kosher salt bit!

    • @DennisMolema
      @DennisMolema 5 років тому +20

      "take it back out to read the instructions" I feel attacked

    • @jac1011
      @jac1011 5 років тому +15

      kosher salt is less salty per gram. That why he mentions it. Quinton is just brain dead

    • @catmun5387
      @catmun5387 5 років тому +57

      @@jac1011 *whispers* it's a joke *whispers*

    • @TomcatAndJesus
      @TomcatAndJesus 5 років тому +3

      The dedication to the bit was great

    • @FEARitself100
      @FEARitself100 5 років тому

      Its brilliant

  • @spade3779
    @spade3779 5 років тому +290

    *Hm, yes Tobuscus did indeed exist*

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 5 років тому +8

      He definitely is breathing

    • @slaughterround643
      @slaughterround643 5 років тому +24

      @@KhayJayArt shame.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 років тому

      Honestly never saw any of his vids.
      Then again I did enjoy =3 when I was younger, so I am not free of sin either.

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer 4 роки тому +509

    Quinton in high school: (* listens to Nugget in a Biscuit on repeat *)
    Me in high school: (* listens to Badger, Badger, Badger on repeat *)
    Behold, the Generation Gap.

    • @haydenmaines5905
      @haydenmaines5905 4 роки тому +26

      Huh, interesting, cause I remember listening to badger badger badger in elementary school and tobuscus in middle

    • @noelleperry6062
      @noelleperry6062 4 роки тому +21

      I listened to both of these in middle school I honestly don’t even know what came first

    • @Golfbob
      @Golfbob 4 роки тому

      Listened to badger song in elementary

    • @Jack-gu3rm
      @Jack-gu3rm 3 роки тому +6

      Now you have to make a badger in your kitchen and film it for us

    • @hannahbeanies8855
      @hannahbeanies8855 3 роки тому +7

      My god. I was already out of high school when badger badger badger peaked. Is this what old age feels like?

  • @beelzemobabbity
    @beelzemobabbity 4 роки тому +54

    The saddest thing about it is that he was such a huge part of my childhood. The only thing that hurts worse than a childhood hero dying, is being disappointed by them.

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 3 роки тому +9

      "the only thing that hurts worse than a childhood hero dying, is being dissapointed in them" us such an honest and painfully relatable quote and i hate thats its under a video about to-fucking-buscus

    • @morganlak4337
      @morganlak4337 3 роки тому +4

      God im so disappointed in myself. I legitimately thought he was like a comedy innovator of some kind, I was not a smart kid

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 3 роки тому +1

      @@morganlak4337 Don't feel bad, all kids are morons who think loud "randemness" is peak comedy. We've all been there at some point