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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @jwnrocks
    @jwnrocks Рік тому +24

    I’m surprised at how many unskilled boaters are at this set of ramps. I’ve seen plenty of crowded ramps, but this one takes the cake.

    • @mycompasslawp.a.4328
      @mycompasslawp.a.4328 Рік тому +3

      And you wonder why our great state of Florida leads the country in marine fatalities. That Little Key Largo at the end had 9 people on it, way overloaded. Next July, finally, everyone will be required to pass a boating class, even if born prior to 1988.

    • @AquaTech225
      @AquaTech225 Рік тому

      @@mycompasslawp.a.4328that’s not going to do anything. Have you seen/taken the test. There’s basically nothing to it. It’s idiot questions. An idiots will still be idiots. A for the others that take it. Don’t truly need it an is t doing idiot things anyway.
      Meaning nothing on the exam. Is going to fix. ANY of this madness.

  • @kenthresh3350
    @kenthresh3350 Рік тому +8

    The guy with an engine down drove like a pro. He slid in front of that yacht real smooth.

  • @4mula353
    @4mula353 Рік тому +9

    Sheesh, somebody's flossing !

    • @boat165
      @boat165 Рік тому +5

      😂😂 And it's not a good look on her.

  • @christopher4207
    @christopher4207 Рік тому +18

    Props for the self confidence in the g string girl! 😄

    • @jeffrandolf5673
      @jeffrandolf5673 Рік тому +13

      That's not a girl... that's a walking TREE STUMP.

    • @Chris-gc3cm
      @Chris-gc3cm Рік тому +12

      Nobody needs to see that.

    • @jeffrandolf5673
      @jeffrandolf5673 Рік тому +3

      @@Chris-gc3cm Nope... there ain't no woody "SCHWINGGGG" there!
      It's "womp-womp-womp"...flaccid.

    • @janetyurkin822
      @janetyurkin822 Рік тому

      Some of these bimbos should check the mirror before they leave the house in their g-strings

    • @officialWWM
      @officialWWM Рік тому +2

      Yep, I did not need to see that!

  • @FlaGolfer
    @FlaGolfer Рік тому +7

    And if you think the ramp traffic is bad, you should be on a Miami highway during rush hour.

  • @rossevans1774
    @rossevans1774 Рік тому +6

    Plenty of congestion on the water but the congestion all starts with loaded craft parked on the ramp. The moment that safety chain is attached, we gotta take our rig to the carpark.

  • @snyderman001
    @snyderman001 Рік тому +5

    Money can buy a lot of things, skill is not one of them

  • @bryanspain8132
    @bryanspain8132 Рік тому +12

    I watch several channels like this and I see a common thing that a lot of boaters struggle with for some reason and I'm just curious why. I see people moving lines from one side to the other all the time. Why? How much could a few more feet of rope cost? Put lines on both sides and leave them there. Attach a piece of velcro to the side of the boat at each cleat, roll the line up, wrap the velcro around the line to stow it. Its not a difficult concept.

    • @bdr5150
      @bdr5150 Рік тому +1

      You dont need that many lines. Just have the people on the boat, or you yourself put the lines on while you are in the no wake zone. Obviously if you are alone you cant do that. On my skiff, i leave the lines attached to the side i tie the boat off to when i launch it. 95% of the time i rarely move them

    • @bryanspain8132
      @bryanspain8132 Рік тому +2

      @@bdr5150 Is there a limit? If I have 4 instead of 2, what does it matter? Its not a matter of need, but convenience. And I'm extremely happy that you get to use the same dock every time! Good for you. It rarely happens to me, however.

    • @mikeclark9731
      @mikeclark9731 Рік тому +2

      Why not learn to just operate your boat😳???

    • @chris_bjj123
      @chris_bjj123 Рік тому +1

      Only takes a few seconds to switch, no reason to have 4 lines at the ready at all times. 90% of the time, all you need is a single line at mid-cleat to get on the dock initially.

    • @bryanspain8132
      @bryanspain8132 Рік тому

      @@chris_bjj123 What a great idea! I didn't think about putting one on the mid...now I have to get two more. Lets see, it's a white boat with black and red upholstry and trim. The four lines I have now are all black, so the two new ones can be red! Thanks for the idea!

  • @craig8638
    @craig8638 Рік тому +9

    The Key Largo doesn’t have enough people on it. 😅

  • @timothyharrison8953
    @timothyharrison8953 Рік тому +3

    So Cheeky!

  • @davidhudson5452
    @davidhudson5452 Рік тому +1

    Boat needs more people on it

  • @officialWWM
    @officialWWM Рік тому

    What a circus! That place needs an air traffic controller equivalent 😂

  • @teresahasopinions2329
    @teresahasopinions2329 Рік тому

    Wow, what a cluster! 😂

  • @NealD
    @NealD Рік тому +3

    I hope the driver of that Robalo isn’t driving the truck and trailer. He needed to stop drinking way earlier.

  • @mazi302
    @mazi302 Рік тому +6

    Why is that yacht sitting at the dock? I'm pretty sure they did not trailer it.

    • @richardredhead
      @richardredhead Рік тому +1

      Some of these ramps are a total free for all. No rules, no courtesy. Glad I live where most boaters understand ramps are for launching and loading only, not parking or hanging out.

  • @theone4929
    @theone4929 Рік тому

    At the end that was a nice 23 ft Boston Whaler

  • @southernmarsh4234
    @southernmarsh4234 Рік тому +3

    Can Desantis come in with some legislation for ladies 'swim' wear. lawd.

  • @covidisevent201
    @covidisevent201 Рік тому +11

    People should get a license and testing just like driving a car.

    • @theone4929
      @theone4929 Рік тому +3

      That's actually not practical because 95% of boaters would not be able to pass the test which would cause the boating industry to collapse.

  • @richardhanson8776
    @richardhanson8776 Рік тому

    Bumper Boats😂

  • @berealz9701
    @berealz9701 Рік тому +4

    Aren't you supposed to get better after you do something a few times?

  • @manuelfuertes5875
    @manuelfuertes5875 Рік тому

    Wow

  • @McAn666
    @McAn666 Рік тому +2

    Please God! give me the confidence of the girl in the red bikini

  • @doubledforge
    @doubledforge Рік тому

    1:52, was starting to look a little like the marina scene in Jaws.

  • @dongreiert8182
    @dongreiert8182 Рік тому +5

    "As usual, no lines ready". This channel shows how poor these people are trained to have these machines!

  • @WalterMitchell-o7k
    @WalterMitchell-o7k Рік тому +1

    Beer cooler empty, lines not ready.

  • @noblejennette2101
    @noblejennette2101 4 місяці тому +1

    I’d rather die than live in Florida again

  • @BillyJoe320
    @BillyJoe320 Місяць тому

    Because its a presumption. Not a fact

  • @Booboosik
    @Booboosik 7 місяців тому

    "I lost count of attempts. I think it #4. Or maybe 3..." Man, my cat can count higher than you.

  • @112doc
    @112doc Рік тому

    Idiots in boats. “Hey! Where is the brake pedal?”

  • @MichaelDouglas-sp5pp
    @MichaelDouglas-sp5pp 5 місяців тому

    People on qualudes......

  • @alligator801
    @alligator801 Рік тому +1

    The big mouth in the red shirt, like he knows how to dock....always the guy on the dock yelling on how to do it.

  • @AkronKid330
    @AkronKid330 Рік тому +1

    6:14 she should not be wearing that😂😂

  • @nicholasdeluca3580
    @nicholasdeluca3580 Рік тому +2

    Can you just focus MORE on the woman, wearing the shoe strings for a bathing suit next time, please
    Asking for a friend.

  • @Tony-qx5mt
    @Tony-qx5mt Рік тому

    Are all Americans like this?

  • @JesusIsaFlatEarther
    @JesusIsaFlatEarther Рік тому +1

    Do women who wear thongs ever fart liquefied crap on the edges of the boat everyone touches with their hands?

  • @janetyurkin822
    @janetyurkin822 Рік тому

    Buzz why don’t you learn sentence structure and grammar?

  • @rcard23yb
    @rcard23yb 2 місяці тому

    Puddle Pirates 😂

  • @gus1775
    @gus1775 4 години тому

    Stupid is as stupid does!!