if a serious analisis did happpen it would be between jhonny with tusk act 4 the holy corpse with the holy corpse wonder of u and puchhi with mih and gappy as well
Shiguechi is underrated in that top 5. If he can hide somewhere he can just send out harvest to collect food from safety, while simultaneously searching for the other people. Can Gappy defend from a Harvest drone puncturing his carotid arteries in his sleep? Maybe tbh. But Harvest is super strong for the Hunger Games.
@@roast_beef only reason I can think of that he might not is that Harvest drones, which normally come back if killed afaik, might permanently die if killed by soft and wet go beyond. But I don't understand soft and wet enough to really say.
@@Vin499 it's been over a month, but harvest can also just drop something on you. I really think it's a matter of whether or not can track the harvest drones or permanently kill them
You know I think Josuke was gonna spare Johnny as he was a cripple, but then Johnny being Johnny insulted the due, and paid his life for it. (Also Tube Jotaro can apparently approach the wonder of U).
If you ever wanna do this again, the Agma Schwa Hunger Games Sim (aka mine, shameless plug) has fully customizable events and stuff, you could make all the events JoJo-themed.
Can confirm, its pretty sweet look at this epic game I did Round 1: Bloodbath Sexy Joseph spears Coughing Baby in the abdomen. God stabs shigechi while his back is turned. Round 2: Day No-one died Round 3: Night No-one died Round 4: Day No-one died Round 5: Night No-one died Round 6: Day No-one died Round 7: Night God cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
Even though this video was released 4 minutes ago and i just clicked on it, amazing video fully watched it ( definitely ) made me emotional i cried and shat 6 times per minute absolutely great video
2:51 *Josuke throws a knife into Johnny's chest" -"Crazy Diamondo already touched that knife" *Johnny recovers his legs, and can STAND now, they team up*
I thought this was going to be "Which stands would be the most useful in the Hunger Games?" or an actual analysis pitting all of the characters against each other. To be fair, it's not a very interesting conversation when it's literally just stands vs a bunch of teens with no powers. Most stands would be at least somewhat useful. Although there is a clear winner, just based on sheer efficiency: Killer Queen. It's perfect. Just touch the cornucopia and run, then set it off, and from there you can get rid of any stragglers with Sheer Heart Attack.
God picturing this shit is hilarious. EVERYONE raiding Kars’ camp, the dogs screaming for help, Johnny crawling through the woods only for some guy with ugl- *really nice* hair to lob a knife into his chest, the goddamn skeleton picture for Joseph, pucci and shigechi fighting over a bag, shigechi’s sponsor, it’s all so funny
if u think about this if they were able to use their stand shigechi has somewhat of an advantage cause of harvest since it gathers food and stuff for him
If it were duos and josuke and Giorno were a duo they would just heal each other and Giorno could just cheat the whole game by resetting time to 0 spawn tees everywhere where they can both camp
Thank you chewie 😁, this video helped me 😊get through a massive and painful attack of diarrhea😥... It hurted so much😭 but you were here with me to the very end😘, thank you ♥️
I died laughing at the fact that penis pump jotaro was in the roster. Best parody ever. Imagine this animated. Oh the movies were awesome and this was the best.
"shigechi recives explosives from an unknown sponsor" guys i think ive seen this one before
JOSUKEEEEEEEE
💀
Immediately followed by Kira blowing himself up
He deserved what Kira did to him.
Nice one.
I was expecting an actual serious analysis but this works too.
if a serious analisis did happpen it would be between jhonny with tusk act 4 the holy corpse with the holy corpse wonder of u and puchhi with mih and gappy as well
@@levanteluxegifting8430 gappy smokes them hes the strongest in the series so far
Yeah
@@heinzdoofenshmirtz4019nah penis pump jotaro and joshu way stronger
hell naah as much I like him he aint doing shit against mih @@heinzdoofenshmirtz4019
As a Gappy enjoyer, I never thought I would be disappointed by him winning something.
Same, we’ve won but at what cost 😓
Iwasuke 😢😢😢😢
Fun fact: Josep actually is confirmed to be alive in Part 6, meaning this man did not die through 5 PARTS.
*6
And he made it to both alternate universes.
@@ThePuff18he wasnt in part 1,and was he in steel ball universe??
I suppose hes part of the family tree in part 8
@@LordSeal7 he is alive in jojo part 7 though
WE SHOULD START A PETITION TO GET IWASUKE A SPIN-OFF SERIES
no fuck iwasuke
Yeah
We should get a pets only spin off. Pet shop, iggy, iwasuke, and the turtle
Thus spoke Iwasuke when?
PETition
Shiguechi is underrated in that top 5. If he can hide somewhere he can just send out harvest to collect food from safety, while simultaneously searching for the other people. Can Gappy defend from a Harvest drone puncturing his carotid arteries in his sleep? Maybe tbh. But Harvest is super strong for the Hunger Games.
sh9gechi fucking stomps change my mind
@@roast_beef only reason I can think of that he might not is that Harvest drones, which normally come back if killed afaik, might permanently die if killed by soft and wet go beyond. But I don't understand soft and wet enough to really say.
@AverageJojoEnjoyer ok
part 8 josuke can create bubbles around him that removes your moisture/blood/idk before he sleeps shigechi would not be able to kill him
@@Vin499 it's been over a month, but harvest can also just drop something on you. I really think it's a matter of whether or not can track the harvest drones or permanently kill them
The most amazing thing is how Danny has survived as long as he did.
One must dream of Danny living🥲
Awesome how Iwaske won the entire thing, kind of crazy how Gappy died of dysentry.
Part 8 characters absolutely dominated, I would say rigged but iwasuke died and we all know that chewie wouldn't ever want to do that
Not even half the video and Im already laughing in tears 🤣
Edit: The ending hit harder than Kakyoins death 😔
DIAVOLO HI
@@cheems1506 hi
@@AjinoARC hi
King crimson
@@cheems1506 Hi
“imagine that your stand straight up kills you and gives itself to someone else”
cheap trick: 😅
Imagine if in the final battle of part 6 Jolyne wasn't killed by Pucci but just died from hypothermia...
I mean, she almost just drowned in the original scene
Kars dying from hypothermia actually fits him
gyro got revenge on Josuke for killing Johnny
RIP Iwasuke... Its sad to see such legends go...
You know I think Josuke was gonna spare Johnny as he was a cripple, but then Johnny being Johnny insulted the due, and paid his life for it. (Also Tube Jotaro can apparently approach the wonder of U).
The piss tube is beyond calamity
“Gyro bashes Josuke’s head in with a mace”
Me: “he got revenge for Johnny” 💀
If you ever wanna do this again, the Agma Schwa Hunger Games Sim (aka mine, shameless plug) has fully customizable events and stuff, you could make all the events JoJo-themed.
You can costomize the one he is using.
Can confirm, its pretty sweet look at this epic game I did
Round 1: Bloodbath
Sexy Joseph spears Coughing Baby in the abdomen.
God stabs shigechi while his back is turned.
Round 2: Day
No-one died
Round 3: Night
No-one died
Round 4: Day
No-one died
Round 5: Night
No-one died
Round 6: Day
No-one died
Round 7: Night
God cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
I love how the holy CORPSE is said to be alive
Both dogs: *screaming for help*
Cascade Platinum ad:
6:27 shigechi in part 4 when he touches the doorknob:
Kars dying from hypothermia was pretty accurate
I still love how instead of jhonny getting revenge it was gyro this time
no one talking about how gyro got revenge for johnny and glorykilled josuke
Kira dying to landmine is so perfectly ironic
And immediately after Shigechi receives explosives too he knew what was coming and did suicide
“Imagine that your Stand just straight up kills your and then just gives itself to someone else”
Cheap Trick: Am I a joke to you?
The only youtuber truly making the true philosophical questions and answering them about life.
Even though this video was released 4 minutes ago and i just clicked on it, amazing video fully watched it ( definitely ) made me emotional i cried and shat 6 times per minute absolutely great video
Now I wanna know the top 5 stands to survive the hunger games
#1 TWOH
#2 Heavens Door
#3 S&W
#4 Harvest
#5 Iwasuke
@@Notsomebody913 of course excluding non canon stands because otherwise it would be to predictable
2:51 *Josuke throws a knife into Johnny's chest"
-"Crazy Diamondo already touched that knife"
*Johnny recovers his legs, and can STAND now, they team up*
5:15 Make sense Josuke did kill his best friend
I hope you can do one of these again sometime if possible. This was really fun.
Absolutely gorgeous C:
Damn, now I wanna make one of these for myself lmao, these character picks were amazing
do you know how?
@@deionburton2291 It's just an online generator, you should be able to find it easily, I don't know the name atm, sorry
4:33
The only thing that would be more in character would be him surviving
Holy hell please do more of these 😭
7:38 Actual cheap trick moment, plus it'd totally be in character for joshu to end up with it
I was devastated when iwasuke died but atleast our sailor boy came out victorious.
the ending where fate fucks up and jolyne dies during the sky high fight lol
Johnny: wait so am i still crippled for thi-
Josuke:
That edit to Kira's portrait killed me. I didn't miss Danny's either lol.
gyro got revenge
Damn jotaro(penis pump ver) really was an underdog, doing everything he can but dying to his own stand what a tragic death
4:02 Kars got jumped bro 😭
Ive waited for this goated video
Edit: Iwasuke should have won😭
I thought this was going to be "Which stands would be the most useful in the Hunger Games?" or an actual analysis pitting all of the characters against each other.
To be fair, it's not a very interesting conversation when it's literally just stands vs a bunch of teens with no powers. Most stands would be at least somewhat useful. Although there is a clear winner, just based on sheer efficiency: Killer Queen. It's perfect. Just touch the cornucopia and run, then set it off, and from there you can get rid of any stragglers with Sheer Heart Attack.
“and have the determination to win by any means necessary”
*kars neow neow neow intensifies*
After all that he dies of dysentery… RIP doggo man
This looks like another banger
2:51 What did jonny do? Did he dis josukes hair or what?
Man I thought Iwasuke was going to clutch it at the end
But then he shidded himself to death 😔
Johnny looks like " are you serious rn? "
God picturing this shit is hilarious. EVERYONE raiding Kars’ camp, the dogs screaming for help, Johnny crawling through the woods only for some guy with ugl- *really nice* hair to lob a knife into his chest, the goddamn skeleton picture for Joseph, pucci and shigechi fighting over a bag, shigechi’s sponsor, it’s all so funny
Fun fact
Weather report hides, spamming his funny frog Rain.
Purple haze hides and throws funny capsule
Dunno who wins, but survivor is definitely who gonna start it
if u think about this if they were able to use their stand shigechi has somewhat of an advantage cause of harvest since it gathers food and stuff for him
Holy corpse is last because he died before the hunger games started
If it were duos and josuke and Giorno were a duo they would just heal each other and Giorno could just cheat the whole game by resetting time to 0 spawn tees everywhere where they can both camp
2:52 bro's insulted Josuke's hair💀💀💀
I've watched this video like 3 times already, and I love it.
I’m glad pocoloco wasn’t included, it wouldn’t have been fair for the other contestants
I think Gappy isn't beating everyone, even though Go Beyond is broken it's slow easy to dodge unaimable and have battle geniuses gunning for him
"Shigechi recieves an explosive from an unknown sponser."
Bro stop spoiling part five dude
9:22 average cat lover
DENJI HIII
Everybody get on Chewie just dropped another certified hood classic.
this is the best thing i’ve ever fucking watched
Iwasuke losing was worse than Gyro's death in the real manga
0:18
I already have my prediction from that description and it’s Kars, no way it’s not Kars
In district golden wind we have Giorno…smfgh..hnhg…and pfart five josephhhhghgh
2:53 dude stole dio and puccis move
All of them, every single one of them not just the men and women, but also the children
7:37 I believe that’s what happens to Kira in the novel.
At least Gappy didn't have to kill Iwasuke to win.
"The holy *corpse*"
-Alive
7:37 That has happened with the stand cheap trick in part 4 with Rohan
Dysentary is prob the lamest way that iwasuke coulda gone out, other than segechi falling from a tree
2:21 “NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!”
2:40 shigechi has learned from his past mistakes
“What is happening to the dogs??”
They realized what series they’re a part of
Thank you chewie 😁, this video helped me 😊get through a massive and painful attack of diarrhea😥... It hurted so much😭 but you were here with me to the very end😘, thank you ♥️
what
Your video get increasingly better
6:27 shigechi doesn’t remember what happened…..poor kid
Bruh kira got the taste of his own medicine
Wonder of u be like: You can’t even approach me
Vampires in the hunger game: wait it daytime
Iwasuke had an Oregon Trail Moment.
7:00 AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
I see
I'm hungry
I'll play game
This was pretty funny I hope this becomes a yearly video
Imagine your stand just kills you and gives it to someone else…
Cheap trick?
WHERE'S MY 50K SPECIAL JOSHU V-TUBER MODEL VIDEO?!?
Joshu first also [Insert screaming because i dont feel like typing thank you]
Joshu doesnt win
@@jojorunekris 🤡
@@AjinoARC sad
How dis dude so funny yet underrated
pretty fitting for the best character to die for no reason at the end.
I ain’t gonna like Penis Pump Jotaro finishing off Wonder of U was epic
7:37
*【Cheap trick】* moment
giorno is not a boring character, he is a chad.
You're right, he isn't a boring character, bro ain't even a character, he the plot device
@@Joker_Zz cringe!!!!
wasnt expecting for the ultimate life form to die
I died laughing at the fact that penis pump jotaro was in the roster.
Best parody ever. Imagine this animated.
Oh the movies were awesome and this was the best.
I'm pretty sure Jonathan would let his grandchildren win, because he is just that nice
What a wild typo at the end there, glad Iwasuke clutched
5:36 I wonder if this sentence has ever been said before 😁