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  • A writing workshop takes a weird turn when a janitor (Oscar Isaac) shares his story.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 868

  • @coolboss999
    @coolboss999 2 роки тому +5777

    Every "girlie" made me crack up. Oscar killed it with all his roles tonight

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 2 роки тому +31

      Call me Mike!

  • @DRT813
    @DRT813 2 роки тому +4829

    This is even funnier, when you think about how probably such kind of fan fiction also exists about Oscar Isaac lol

    • @heatherbukowski2102
      @heatherbukowski2102 2 роки тому +364

      oh this is far cleaner than what exists of him (probably)

    • @user-px2ot
      @user-px2ot 2 роки тому +29

      @@heatherbukowski2102 for sure :))

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 2 роки тому +90

      Yeah, I mean I don't even need to search for that to know it exists.

    • @randomperson4535
      @randomperson4535 2 роки тому +18

      rule 34

    • @felixlewis117
      @felixlewis117 2 роки тому +37

      @@heatherbukowski2102 it is...
      trust me, I've come across the fucked up shit.

  • @wes7189
    @wes7189 2 роки тому +4295

    “This ain’t me mama. This is fiction!”
    This was gold.

    • @wkatc007
      @wkatc007 2 роки тому +7

      Pure lol

    • @ELmayberry
      @ELmayberry 2 роки тому +7

      😂😂

    • @EnzoTheBaker
      @EnzoTheBaker 2 роки тому +21

      I think you hear Chris Redd cracking up at that part off camera.

  • @cranjismcbasketball2565
    @cranjismcbasketball2565 2 роки тому +1893

    "Oh honey we got 800 pages in book one strap in" was one of the best lines to end on for this sketch.
    Oscar did awesome tonight!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +12

      Brandon Sanderson: _kickstarter for five books_
      Michael B Jackson: Oh honey, strap in.

    • @shadow_raven1983
      @shadow_raven1983 2 роки тому +3

      I loved the way he said that :-D

  • @iman81369
    @iman81369 2 роки тому +6575

    Oscar reading Dua Lipa fanfiction on SNL was never something I thought I’d see oh my god 😂

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому +32

      Is Dua Lipa a real person?

    • @wahalacourt
      @wahalacourt 2 роки тому +45

      @@John_Locke_108 what? 😃

    • @garrettbrando9841
      @garrettbrando9841 2 роки тому +28

      @@John_Locke_108 Google exists 😊

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 2 роки тому +28

      @@garrettbrando9841 Yeah, I know Google is real but what about this person?

    • @grapatin
      @grapatin 2 роки тому +29

      Self-insert RPF, no less.

  • @Abigail-sq7ck
    @Abigail-sq7ck 2 роки тому +5024

    oscar really COMMITTED to all his characters tonight, and it was great

    • @thebritons
      @thebritons 2 роки тому +43

      This feels like poetry workshops I have been to. Except nobody interrupts or tries to ground anyone.

    • @jhendi309
      @jhendi309 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure you and Mr. Isaac aren’t on a first name basis 🤡

    • @Abigail-sq7ck
      @Abigail-sq7ck 2 роки тому +29

      @@jhendi309 how do you know

    • @FlashAsh
      @FlashAsh 2 роки тому +23

      @@jhendi309 maybe they are like me where everyone is on a first name basis because THAT'S THEIR NAME 😂🤦‍♂

    • @spjr99
      @spjr99 2 роки тому +2

      @@jhendi309 dummy

  • @gordon.sarratt
    @gordon.sarratt 2 роки тому +522

    The voice he did for this sketch was absolutely incredible.

  • @daniellemontreal3491
    @daniellemontreal3491 2 роки тому +3063

    Aidy: writes a whole skit to contrast the fact that she always plays " the teacher"
    Aidy Two Skits Later: plays "The Teacher"

    • @HS-sr2qb
      @HS-sr2qb 2 роки тому +212

      She has to play 150 teacher roles for another Sexual Woman sketch

    • @pembrokelove
      @pembrokelove 2 роки тому +36

      Legiterally what I thought when she came on screen. I live Aidy so.

    • @prematture
      @prematture 2 роки тому +26

      @@pembrokelove Legiterally 😭

    • @pretzelkch8322
      @pretzelkch8322 2 роки тому +53

      When you think about it, it was also Aidy's fanfic sketch followed by Isaac's fanfic sketch

    • @TheNameTag
      @TheNameTag 2 роки тому +9

      @@prematture Google thinks it's another language. It translates to legally in English. Legiterally.

  • @paige1955
    @paige1955 2 роки тому +4835

    I was rlly hoping Dua was going to make a surprise cameo and his story turns out to just be a true retelling lol

    • @krec3943
      @krec3943 2 роки тому +102

      i was thinking the same.....LOL

    • @TheMusicalElitist
      @TheMusicalElitist 2 роки тому +5

      No thanks. Oh and maybe learn to spell before typing your nonsense. Thanks!

    • @paige1955
      @paige1955 2 роки тому +83

      @@TheMusicalElitist what?

    • @dja-train2265
      @dja-train2265 2 роки тому +8

      I figured Dua wouldn't have been part of the sketch. She's on tour right now in the midwest.

    • @malopezg
      @malopezg 2 роки тому +50

      Very weird they didn't use Charli XCX for this (and the fact she resembles Dua Lipa a lot)

  • @filterrabail
    @filterrabail 2 роки тому +454

    Didn't know Oscar Isaac would be reading Wattpad fanfiction on snl. I'm crying this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @silverreins3501
      @silverreins3501 2 роки тому +10

      As a Wattpad writer I’m dying over here.

    • @filterrabail
      @filterrabail 2 роки тому +3

      @@silverreins3501 I was one too LMAO. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @806rdg
    @806rdg 2 роки тому +2014

    My heart goes out to the writer who came up with "Michael B. Jackson" and had to endure the unwarranted lack of laughter

    • @shiki7689
      @shiki7689 2 роки тому +2

      Please do tell me

    • @jewel7196
      @jewel7196 2 роки тому +64

      I was hoping someone else caught this, I lost it 😂

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +21

      I'm surprised it wasn't Michael B. Fassbender.

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 2 роки тому +32

      I don't know how many people caught that.
      Even funnier when you realize that Zoe Kravitz, who played MJ in Spiderverse (And was married to Peter A. Parker) is hosting next week.
      Yeah guys, this wasn't just about Michael Jackson 🤣 It's a MARVEL thing, and he's playing Moon Knight.

    • @mip4422
      @mip4422 2 роки тому +48

      @@shiki7689 Michael Jordan vs. Michael B Jordan and Michael Jackson vs. Michael B. Jackson

  • @wendeviant2475
    @wendeviant2475 2 роки тому +369

    As a fic writer and reader, I appreciate that the men were engrossed in the fic. Not something I see discussed much in the comments.
    I hope Mike gets a lot of kudos and appreciative comments on his fic and later books on AO3

    • @alrox1
      @alrox1 2 роки тому +41

      I second that. The fact that he found acceptance and support with at least a couple of the people in the group made me happy for him.

    • @hufflepuffwannabe
      @hufflepuffwannabe 2 роки тому +26

      I appreciated that too! It honestly warmed my heart a bit to see that he'd found a small audience that connects with his fic

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 Рік тому +1

      No. He's a manipulative creep. He is reading porn the women ask him to stop when they realize and he uses a deceoptive passive aggressive guilt trip pretends that it has something to do with him being unacceptable to being a janitor. This is exactly what sociopaths do to cleverly push your boundaries and violate you. Its the M.O for example of the killer in the film Creep who keeps getting the filmmaker guy to accept anything he does. He should post it on a celebrity fan porn site and get positive feedback and it'd be healthy. This is wrong.

    • @artmoss6889
      @artmoss6889 Місяць тому +1

      The disdain expressed by the two girlies was palpable and devastating. Just like every fiction writing class I've ever been in.

  • @HeadLeg
    @HeadLeg 2 роки тому +286

    "I manage her subreddit". I was so insanely thrown off by that line.

    • @skierpage
      @skierpage 2 роки тому +14

      That section was so specific, yet seems made up, and it flashed past the audience. How and why would a janitor in his fifties know about "magazine" spreads in the 1970s?

    • @clstuff1
      @clstuff1 9 місяців тому +2

      @@skierpagebecause he in his sixties

  • @dmrodri3
    @dmrodri3 2 роки тому +1101

    "No judgments here" has never been said in a fiction workshop.

    • @johrathbun
      @johrathbun 2 роки тому +9

      I'm still scarred!

    • @kennybrightwell1877
      @kennybrightwell1877 2 роки тому +36

      It’s not a workshop without the judgement.

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 2 роки тому +9

      If you write fan fiction and post it on the internet, be prepared for mean people to insult you. You have been warned.

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 2 роки тому +27

      @@mamc1986 - If you post ANYTHING on the internet be prepared for mean people to do their thing.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 2 роки тому +5

      @@mamc1986 And it won't matter.

  • @maisiehatfield5129
    @maisiehatfield5129 2 роки тому +143

    "oh honey we got 800 pages in book 1, strap in" GETS ME EVERYTIME

  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 2 роки тому +724

    Every accent Oscar did was different. If he wasn’t already an actor, he’d be an incredible voice actor.

    • @alslate7331
      @alslate7331 2 роки тому +27

      They're allowed to do both

    • @luckyDancer100
      @luckyDancer100 2 роки тому +28

      @@alslate7331 I know. He voiced Gomez in the animated Adam’s family. I’m just saying he could’ve made it as just a voice actor. Like Tom Kenny, Billy West, or even Mark Hamill (Joker in Batman).

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 2 роки тому

      .............................

    • @SHELUVDELON
      @SHELUVDELON 2 роки тому +17

      He also voices Spider-Man 2099

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 Рік тому +1

      He is a great actor.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname 2 роки тому +717

    This is up there with Adam Driver’s Career Day sketch as one of the best host-embodies-character sketches SNL has done

    • @alabasterjenkins5722
      @alabasterjenkins5722 2 роки тому +17

      "I married ur grand daughter H.R, Filled her belly with my festering seed!!! And sired a boy!!!!"

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 2 роки тому +47

      I honestly don’t think that Adam Driver sketch will ever be matched. It was genuinely awards-worthy. He went ALL in. 😂

    • @rosebyanyname
      @rosebyanyname 2 роки тому +8

      @@clothilde1623 oh I agree it’s incredible! But Oscar is up there even if not at the top

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 2 роки тому +4

      @@rosebyanyname Oscar was fantastically versatile, I completely agree there, but Adam still gets my vote!

  • @AmiraUnplugged
    @AmiraUnplugged 2 роки тому +442

    “Dua Lipa was EXHAUSTED”
    Why was that so funny?!?!

    • @ChampagneSoPetty
      @ChampagneSoPetty 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @beckygornecki9389
      @beckygornecki9389 2 роки тому

      😂

    • @jgalvan09
      @jgalvan09 2 роки тому

      really? you trolling or serious question?

    • @AmiraUnplugged
      @AmiraUnplugged 2 роки тому

      @@jgalvan09 I was just saying it was funny

    • @eaterdrinker000
      @eaterdrinker000 2 роки тому

      I have been guilty of such far-fetched fan fiction. For most of 2020 and '21, I actually believed that I met her in 2019 and gave her pep talks and more! [Yes, just as Oscar Isaac's character describes, but much more graphic.] I accuse the Saturday Night Live writing staff of reading my fragile feeble mind and using it for this sketch! I also used to make many Dua Lipa jokes all over the SNL comments sections, as well as other UA-cam channels (CrashCourse, SciShow, etc.). Then, I thought the Albanian mafia was after me, after which I ended up in a local psychiatric ward. Good times!

  • @thejiggy
    @thejiggy 2 роки тому +1682

    Oscar's a solid gold actor everywhere he damn well goes.

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 2 роки тому +7

      I know, if they let him, he's gonna CRUSH as Moon Knight! I hope they go with the Bushmaster/face cutting storyline. If so, it has the potential to be the best comic anything ever put to celluloid.

    • @NJPCofficial
      @NJPCofficial 2 роки тому +1

      @@johnedwardkerr7814 I truly hope they don’t go with the old Bendis arc, I didn’t quite enjoy that one.

    • @RaneBoDasch
      @RaneBoDasch 2 роки тому +1

      I always thought he had a Spiderman villian sort of vibe to him. I think he would kill as green goblin

    • @rowelle
      @rowelle 2 роки тому

      I don’t know who Oscar is, but he was FANTASTIC on SNL! He really got into each character in every sketch. Great actor. I hope he returns to host again many more times in the future.

    • @NJPCofficial
      @NJPCofficial 2 роки тому +3

      He is really a great actor.

  • @godsavevenice
    @godsavevenice 2 роки тому +463

    I have ONE problem with this sketch:
    It's so good that last night, when my parents were watching Dune, I just couldn't stop laughing and smiling like an idiot, because when I looked at Leto, the only thing I could hear was "Sure thing girlie, what's up?"

    • @Falconlibrary
      @Falconlibrary 2 роки тому +67

      "Duke Leto, could you teach me how to make out? I've never done it before."

    • @godsavevenice
      @godsavevenice 2 роки тому +13

      @@Falconlibrary oh god

    • @JosephSchneider26
      @JosephSchneider26 2 роки тому +18

      @@godsavevenice There is no god, trust me.

    • @paulakaye2108
      @paulakaye2108 2 роки тому +5

      I still see “Victor”, his hair still smoking from electrocuting himself! LoL

    • @paulakaye2108
      @paulakaye2108 2 роки тому +3

      @@JosephSchneider26 I nearly fu*king died during that sketch. I wanted more “Victor”! LoL

  • @werewolfgirl1995
    @werewolfgirl1995 2 роки тому +143

    Im dying at the look on his face after he says "and nothing more right?"
    You can tell that the girl who says " are you asking us?" had to say her line through her laughter

  • @christianzafiroglu6705
    @christianzafiroglu6705 2 роки тому +531

    Oscar Isaac pulled out every Method trick for this gig. Accents, wigs, weird costumes, songs, glasses, powdered wigs.
    There’s commitment then there’s “Call me my character’s name off camera” committed. I haven’t since this kind of dedication since Adam Driver’s or Daniel Craig’s hosting. A tour de force.

  • @voxcapulus7833
    @voxcapulus7833 2 роки тому +713

    They got Aidy to play a teacher in the same episode as her dream of not playing one.

  • @LarryDavid47
    @LarryDavid47 2 роки тому +528

    this was fantastic - Oscar was so good. Dude seems to actually know his lines and doesn't break - he is made for this! Bring him back again to host!

  • @thebritons
    @thebritons 2 роки тому +497

    This feels like poetry workshops I have been to. Except nobody interrupts or tries to ground anyone.

    • @TheSingingMystic87
      @TheSingingMystic87 2 роки тому +1

      You know that’s what we do now

    • @LudiCrust.
      @LudiCrust. 2 роки тому +1

      Oh yea best place ever to meet good looking women and the “poetry” leads directly to going back to her place haha. I think it’s just called poetry workshop so spouses aren’t suspicious.

    • @Ophelia_Pain
      @Ophelia_Pain 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @sabrinalocke2846
      @sabrinalocke2846 2 роки тому

      No literally. My fiction workshops were like this too 💀💀💀💀

  • @kengeorgejones6855
    @kengeorgejones6855 2 роки тому +91

    This is the type of sketch I always want to see more of on the show...low-key, with a slow build, a good payoff, strong performances, not just flinging stuff against the wall for a laugh. One of the writers also wrote the Longhorn Steakhouse sketch from a few months ago that I enjoyed for similar reasons. Oscar Isaac did such a wonderful job here - his best sketch of the night and one of the best of the season.

    • @dja-train2265
      @dja-train2265 2 роки тому +5

      I'd say it was even one of the best of many seasons. This was genuine method acting, and it was well written because the writers actually understood the fanfic community they were lampooning. Oscar was brilliant in this bit.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 2 роки тому +1

      This was great, but I have to give the edge to the Meatballs skit.

  • @browe
    @browe 2 роки тому +170

    Oscar Isaac absolutely has comedy timing chops. I've got a new respect for his talent, and that's on top of his obvious acting talent. Well played.

  • @kalyanisuneetha6346
    @kalyanisuneetha6346 2 роки тому +426

    Oscar Isaac is so good... like this was really professional.

  • @NotSorry97
    @NotSorry97 2 роки тому +93

    “Oh, honey, we got 800 pages in book one. Strap in.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gjk540
    @gjk540 2 роки тому +368

    Oscar Isaac... Future member of the Five Timer's Club.

  • @kamuelalee
    @kamuelalee 2 роки тому +29

    “This ain’t me, mama, this is fiction!” Died

  • @2ndRatePetronius
    @2ndRatePetronius 2 роки тому +62

    Every time I get to the part where Oscar Isaac fake-laughs as Dua Lipa, I completely lose it 🤣.

  • @timsamanthony
    @timsamanthony 2 роки тому +267

    I hope Oscar Isaac returns to host, he was such a great host and he was so good in every sketch

    • @bobkolterjahn4266
      @bobkolterjahn4266 2 роки тому

      Another ST actor who kicks ass on SNL, the first being Adam Driver.

    • @timsamanthony
      @timsamanthony 2 роки тому

      @@bobkolterjahn4266 ST? Don't you mean SW?

    • @bobkolterjahn4266
      @bobkolterjahn4266 2 роки тому +1

      @@timsamanthony Normally, yes. But in this case, ST meant Sequel Trilogy.

    • @timsamanthony
      @timsamanthony 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobkolterjahn4266 Ah that makes sense, when people say ST they normally mean Star Trek so I was confused

  • @partyonwayne4
    @partyonwayne4 2 роки тому +88

    I hoped that Dua Lipa would have come in and said “Mike, darling, it’s time for our make out lessons” haha

    • @mariavincent1750
      @mariavincent1750 2 роки тому

      OMG I was hoping for that too... and it turns out his fiction is just a reality lmao

  • @Bham67
    @Bham67 2 роки тому +274

    I typically find SNL mildly amusing, but this sketch had me in tears and laughing out loud. I love Melissa trying not to crack at 1:36 because she knows what's coming.

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954 2 роки тому +271

    Love that the other two guys were wanting to stay and listen to the rest of his story.🤣 Michael is certainly able to captivate some people with his writing.😅

    • @jet5299
      @jet5299 2 роки тому +6

      Right? My thing is that a lot of women love ones that are made about a guy and a woman so one from a man's point of view made them feel uneasy

  • @1personiam
    @1personiam 2 роки тому +524

    Dua Lipa was just in the building for Fallon, really surprised she didn't pop out at the end here

    • @dannydorko7075
      @dannydorko7075 2 роки тому +7

      Were you stalking her? That's creepy

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 2 роки тому +63

      @@dannydorko7075 You know figuring out that the two shows are in the same building just requires a simple google search, right?

    • @dannydorko7075
      @dannydorko7075 2 роки тому +4

      @@Mskittenlover12 it was a joke relating to the skit...

    • @Mskittenlover12
      @Mskittenlover12 2 роки тому +20

      @@dannydorko7075 Yeah, my dude I don't think you made that clear enough. Jokes don't always translate well through internet comments.

    • @jp9707
      @jp9707 2 роки тому +17

      Maybe they wrote the sketch around that happening and then she dropped out last-minute and they had to change the ending? Because otherwise it's a weird coincidence that they picked that specific celebrity on the day she happened to be in the building.
      Or maybe it is just a coincidence.

  • @BehPoker
    @BehPoker 2 роки тому +69

    I would get audible again to hear Oscar Isaac read that whole book

  • @miaathermopolis2430
    @miaathermopolis2430 2 роки тому +16

    The amount of voice variations this man can do seamlessly is just amazing lol 😂

  • @grapatin
    @grapatin 2 роки тому +66

    God bless the writer assigned to the self-insert fic.

    • @RedHood111
      @RedHood111 10 місяців тому +1

      Twist: All he had to do was change the main character's name

  • @justletmesleep_
    @justletmesleep_ 2 роки тому +115

    Someone should tell Mike about archive of our own, I'm sure he'll love it

    • @BookNerd4Music
      @BookNerd4Music 2 роки тому

      🙃🙃🙃🙃 hello there >> fellow AO3 hahaha

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 роки тому

      Certainly. Does AO3 have restrictions on writing about real people? Haven’t been in there in awhile. Either way, he’ll always have a home on Wattpad. Place is like the wild west

    • @BookNerd4Music
      @BookNerd4Music 2 роки тому +1

      @@ChestersonJack ao3 does not have a restriction on that from what i remember from their terms and conditions.. - wattpad has been deleting a lot of fanfic content secretly from what i have found from the groups i'm in in.

  • @jayh7226
    @jayh7226 2 роки тому +56

    The opening line is actually hilarious and went over the entire audience's head

  • @Angelcatlatteyt
    @Angelcatlatteyt 2 роки тому +128

    We love the self insert fan fiction community representation (one direction in the purge anybody?)

    • @TheDrag0nSlayer
      @TheDrag0nSlayer 2 роки тому +6

      Spider gang

    • @LaneCorbett
      @LaneCorbett 2 роки тому +5

      Hell I wrote 1k plus pages of basically me as captain America lol

    • @dja-train2265
      @dja-train2265 2 роки тому +5

      Not only self-inserted, but self-"Mary Sue"-d.

    • @eaterdrinker000
      @eaterdrinker000 2 роки тому +4

      I have been guilty of such far-fetched fan fiction. For most of 2020 and '21, I genuinely believed that I met her in 2019 and gave her pep talks and more! [Yes, just as Oscar Isaac's character describes, but much more graphic.] I accuse the Saturday Night Live writing staff of reading my fragile feeble mind and using it for this sketch! I also used to make many Dua Lipa jokes all over the SNL comments sections, as well as other UA-cam channels (CrashCourse, SciShow, etc.). Then, I thought the Albanian mafia was after me, after which I ended up in a local psychiatric ward. Good times!

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 роки тому +3

      Indeed. I’m on chapter 32 of my project I started in August of 2020, averaging about 2.5k words per chapter. It’s a massive, multi-crossover, self-insert AU fanfic set in a vague, anachronistic 1969-1970 with characters from over twenty-seven different franchises. I’ve got my main character in over 8 different romances, but only had the first sex scene in the latest chapter. It’s a real slow-burn. I’d say it’s the only thing keeping me from going crazy in quarantine, but it’s highly likely that the project only began due to quarantine madness.

  • @PrincessMuk
    @PrincessMuk 2 роки тому +53

    *THE APOGEE OF MIDNIGHT*
    *Chapter 1*
    There it was again, the sound of mop on tile. The start of another late night, one of thousands like it, alone in Chandler High. But the janitor liked the silence. It held him in a cool, delicate calm.
    Then, footsteps. Loud, and getting closer.
    "Hello? School's closed!"
    A woman turned the corner. She looked lost.
    "Sorry, I'm looking for someone named Mike?"
    "Oh yeah? Who's askin'?"
    "My name is Dua Lipa. I'm a big pop star, and I'm looking for a janitor here named Mike."
    The janitor paused. That was *his* name.
    Dua Lipa sighed. "You haven't heard of me, have you?"
    "Sorry, ma'am. More of a classic rock guy myself. But, sure, maybe I've seen a bikini pic or two. How can I help?"
    "Mind if I sit down?" Dua Lipa was *exhausted.* She'd just done a concert in Europe, and was still in her sparkly show get-up.
    He liked her. She was *cool.*
    "So what brings you out all this way to see lil' ol' me, girlie?"
    "Ooh, I don't know. This is gonna sound crazy... "
    "C'mon, Dua Lipa. You know you can talk to me. I'm your friend."
    It's true, they were fast friends. And nothing more... right?
    "Well... I guess I wanted to ask you a favor, Mike."
    "Heh, sure thing, girlie, what's up?"
    "Would you teach me how to make out? I've never done it before... "
    "Sure, Dua Lipa. I could teach ya how to make out. Wait--- can my friend come? Her name is Tawny McDaniels."
    "The famous ginger MILF?"
    "One and the same."
    "You know her?"
    "Know her? I manage her Subreddit! The gal's a dang rockstar."
    Of course, pornography hadn't been the same since the seventies, back before T.J. Munst took over at Stuffed, when the mags had vision and the spreads were actually good.
    (Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Stuff happens, stuff happens...)
    Dua laughed, "Hahahaha. Hey, Michael B., thanks. This truly was the apogee of midnight."
    "Amen."
    *Chapter 2*

  • @katrose5179
    @katrose5179 2 роки тому +30

    “Michael B Jackson” deserved more laughs.

  • @wackman123
    @wackman123 2 роки тому +60

    I love how he's flipping pages and you can see the pages he flipped are blank

    • @hoppytoad79
      @hoppytoad79 2 роки тому +6

      There's something taped onto the pages, which I think are his lines.

  • @brittanycarter1302
    @brittanycarter1302 2 роки тому +31

    Kudos to the writers of this script and for Oscar's pretrial of the character. This is EXACTLY how them Y/N fics be. I was crying laughing 🤣

  • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
    @Rainy-In-The-Desert 2 роки тому +8

    "and nothing more right?"
    Oh my gawd I love this

  • @OldManLuffy
    @OldManLuffy 2 роки тому +155

    Next time Oscar hosts Dua Lipa should make an appearance for the lonely janitor

  • @bluegalant
    @bluegalant 2 роки тому +31

    His timing in this skit was perfection.

  • @heatherbukowski2102
    @heatherbukowski2102 2 роки тому +110

    This needs to be a thing. More guests reading random celebrity fanfictions pls.

  • @Z-Romello
    @Z-Romello Рік тому +9

    " oh honey, we got 800 pages in book 1. Strap in"🤣

  • @klowen29
    @klowen29 2 роки тому +18

    It’s him saying dua lipa’s full name everytime for me! 😂😂

  • @DominiqueGarofalo
    @DominiqueGarofalo 2 роки тому +121

    This was strangely wholesome and I loved it.

    • @valerie2827
      @valerie2827 2 роки тому

      It was bad.

    • @katrinasammons1448
      @katrinasammons1448 2 роки тому +17

      @@valerie2827 thanks for the input Valerie

    • @zakunick1
      @zakunick1 2 роки тому +11

      @@valerie2827 strap in, mama. 800 pages to go.

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 Рік тому +11

    They were fast friends... And nothing more, right? 👀🤣🤣

  • @channeloutdoorscod9020
    @channeloutdoorscod9020 2 роки тому +18

    I wasn't expecting this plot at all, great sketch. The contract between what men and women like was spot on.

  • @izzyobrien1081
    @izzyobrien1081 2 роки тому +259

    the michael b. jackson joke was SO underappreciated.

    • @dbadagna
      @dbadagna 2 роки тому +9

      It went over my head.

    • @dqarqeer8603
      @dqarqeer8603 2 роки тому +17

      I thought at first it was just “oh his name is michael jackson” but then I realized its a play on michael b jordan lol

    • @NijaGamer95
      @NijaGamer95 2 роки тому

      Big facts lmaooo

  • @deannas2778
    @deannas2778 2 роки тому +9

    He was so cute in this lol

  • @3star4life
    @3star4life 2 роки тому +32

    Lmaooo not the fanfiction 😭

  • @jawtheanteater
    @jawtheanteater 2 роки тому +12

    got flashbacks to the college writing classes i took
    there’s always that ONE guy

  • @iancowan3527
    @iancowan3527 2 роки тому +27

    ... there's 800 pages, strap in! LMFAO...

  • @luckerjc2511
    @luckerjc2511 2 роки тому +31

    From "somehow Palpatine returned" to this amazing performance. He nailed it.

    • @johnhubbell1083
      @johnhubbell1083 2 роки тому +7

      Hey, sometimes you get paid to say what the writers hand you.

    • @RedHood111
      @RedHood111 10 місяців тому

      tbf, he literally looks so done as he says it lol

  • @sugadaddy7050
    @sugadaddy7050 2 роки тому +157

    This week's SNL was really really good.

    • @mst3kpimp
      @mst3kpimp 2 роки тому +2

      word

    • @facebones
      @facebones 2 роки тому +4

      its at its best when its absurd and unhinged. loved the willem episode for this too

  • @kimstheworst
    @kimstheworst 2 роки тому +26

    Get this man an AO3 account

  • @shadow_raven1983
    @shadow_raven1983 2 роки тому +5

    "Okay, cool"
    I died at that line! :-D

  • @npierce14
    @npierce14 2 роки тому +14

    The “girlys” laid me out lol so funny then the can you teach me how to make out hahaha

  • @Velocity-w1t
    @Velocity-w1t 2 роки тому +4

    Beautiful! Love the commitment and their genuine “carry on, good sir” tone. Oscar was great, especially loved the critique of the “good ol’ times.”

  • @nicholasdeporto5257
    @nicholasdeporto5257 2 роки тому +7

    This is MCU canon as one of Marc Spector’s personalities

  • @biddnoro2736
    @biddnoro2736 2 роки тому +9

    “This ain’t me mama” 💀

  • @Corneilus1
    @Corneilus1 2 роки тому +83

    This is one of the funniest episodes in a while.

  • @caseyhayes4590
    @caseyhayes4590 2 роки тому +6

    this is underrated genius

  • @fossstudios292
    @fossstudios292 2 роки тому +13

    When he said his name was Michael B. Jackson I laughed so hard

  • @Randomname3498
    @Randomname3498 2 роки тому +5

    I watch this video every night before bed

  • @linamartinez4948
    @linamartinez4948 2 роки тому +13

    He is just an incredible actor. I had him at The Promise and Triple Frontier. Beautiful actor. Your awesome Oscar.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 роки тому +123

    Aw man. I was so certain this was building up to an actual Dua Lipa cameo. 😔

  • @ELWest1000
    @ELWest1000 2 роки тому +63

    I'm a writer, and every time someone asks if I want to see their work, it ends up being something like this 🤣

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 роки тому +3

      That’s why I never ask if anyone wants to see my work. Because it’s exactly like this.

    • @ChestersonJack
      @ChestersonJack 2 роки тому

      Although, my good friend said I captured the voice of F Murray Abraham perfectly to page, so I’ll always have that.

    • @leoneljaramillo6710
      @leoneljaramillo6710 2 роки тому

      ..........................

  • @Mxhxsxn
    @Mxhxsxn 2 роки тому +6

    This was the funniest one, get him on here again he's good timing, he's funny as shit in all categories

  • @UltimateHogFanatic
    @UltimateHogFanatic 2 роки тому +24

    Would have been great if Dua Lipa actually popped in at the end asking if there was a janitor that could help her with a messy situation.

  • @suhroburokov1396
    @suhroburokov1396 2 роки тому +9

    Man this guy is a brilliant actor 😂

  • @rustynail8622
    @rustynail8622 2 роки тому +8

    Literally laughing out loud multiple times 😂

  • @AvianDNA
    @AvianDNA 2 роки тому +8

    I love this sketch with all my heart

  • @oanamanole9005
    @oanamanole9005 2 роки тому +11

    Omg this guy is amazing. Nothing like a good actor!

  • @JewelzFin
    @JewelzFin 2 роки тому +5

    Oscar nailed these skits. Bro has skills.

  • @zafriabailey7651
    @zafriabailey7651 2 роки тому +6

    "Michael B. Jackson" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimrussell9662
    @kimrussell9662 Рік тому +1

    I love when someone comes on and ABSOLUTELY COMMITS to the bit.

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 2 роки тому +11

    Oscar helping keep my theory alive that dramatic actors really help create some of the best character driven sketches ever

  • @mgrsdgfsdafsdgrsdgfsdg6980
    @mgrsdgfsdafsdgrsdgfsdg6980 2 роки тому +59

    This was the best sketch of the night.

  • @olirolypoly
    @olirolypoly 2 роки тому +9

    i’ve been thinking about this sketch non-stop since the moment i saw it
    oscar absolutely killed this 🛐

  • @anthonyspears6543
    @anthonyspears6543 2 роки тому +4

    Reminds me of those letters: “Dear Hustler, I never thought it would happen to me….”

  • @Oj12323
    @Oj12323 2 роки тому +24

    Jesus Christ Oscar is actually freaking me out in this character 😂

    • @seraphik
      @seraphik 2 роки тому +1

      I KNOW I WAS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE LOL

  • @Ironman-eq7uw
    @Ironman-eq7uw 2 роки тому +8

    Marc Spectors’s 4th alter leak

  • @samash7302
    @samash7302 2 роки тому +29

    Wattpad fanfic writers: 👁👄👁

  • @mulethedonkey2579
    @mulethedonkey2579 2 роки тому +3

    The amen got me.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 2 роки тому +143

    Oscar was do incredibly versatile and nailed all those different personas tonight perfectly. I’m getting a slight Al Franken vibe here. The Senator, not SNL Al.

  • @princessadelfinakartika6906
    @princessadelfinakartika6906 2 роки тому +4

    OH GOD HES HILARIOUS IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

  • @OddWomanOut_Pi81
    @OddWomanOut_Pi81 2 роки тому +1

    Awwwwuh! This character is actually so adorable...and hysterical. 😄😄😄

  • @katnon
    @katnon 2 роки тому +4

    “Oh honey we got 800 pages in BOOK ONE” is the most Wattpad fan-fic line they could have written

  • @grahamsmith5396
    @grahamsmith5396 2 роки тому +11

    Omg Oscar is creepy and funny at same time lololol

  • @litsci1877
    @litsci1877 2 роки тому +11

    This is 100% what happens in creative writing workshops that are open to pretty much anyone. Except this guy kept it clean and didn't turn it into creative-body-parts-modding fanfic. There are things you can't forget out there.

  • @taha_boy
    @taha_boy 2 роки тому +11

    If my man wants to write Smut, my man can write smut!