The Funniest & Worst Online Dating Profiles
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2024
- I found the funniest and worst dating profiles that I could find online, and made a compilation of all of them! Which one was your favorite? Let me know in the comments!
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Which one was your favorite?!
The girl with the multiple personality joke was hilarious
I was engrossed with the farm tool and tractor guy, and I wish there had been more. So I just kept fantasizing about what his fertilizer might be like...
The murder guy duh🤣🤣🤣
I laughed a lot at the farmer dude.
The last one 😂 great pose and she funny and whack
“PS, I'm pretty racist (etc. Etc.)”
Chaz: *utter dissapointment*
@Hamer Hed I guess she goes by the rule "Honesty is the best policy" then- :v
And I oop
*yep*
A_Random_ Fan
Me: But I’m light-skin, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
Her profile was soooo good up until then
That "IWontMurderYou" dude sounds like he is tryna escape from prison or has already escaped, but needs a new name and girlfriend. The more he says "Safe and sound" and "I won't murder you!" I'm pretty sure makes everyone that reads that unsettled in all ways possible.
Girl- Hi.
Him- Hi, I won't murder you...
Girl- What? What do you mean?
Him- I mean... *Pulls out knife and gun* I won't murder you. *Smiles*
Girl- Oh! I'm uh...Getting a call! I should take that, it's for work.
Him- Ok.
Girl- *Runs off far into a airport nearby to fly somewhere else*
Girl enters plane and sees him in the seat beside her-*hello*
@@No-lk3hy very same girl: *jumps off the airplane as it’s taking off*
The best thing to put on your dating bio:
*"Married"*
His name Marco *cough wheeze*
*Wheeze intensifies*
OMG HE LIKED IT......UMM UHH WHAT DO I DO?!?
Stay calm don’t panic lol who am I kidding hyperventilate
@@FIRE-mx6vc *breathing intensifies*
Tristen: "ps I'm really racist..."
Me: .....RACISM!! DISCRIMINATION!!
LOL!! DangMattSmith should totally do this also!
**Dangmattsmith be like**
**to racism**
GET THAT OUTTA HERE!!!
Dangmatsmith lol
Dangmattsmith remind sme of Chaz,sometimes I think there brothers-
Chaz : *Quality content*
UA-cam : Let' s not recommend this guy
Water is water water' s not wet
Alexandru Timiş water is sticky
This is actually good UA-cam recommendation
This wasn’t recommended to me, I Just had this in my Notifications
Sure is! Thanks UA-cam. 😌
*in grocery store*
Mother: MaRcO1?!?!?! MARCO!!!
Everyone: POLO!!! POLO!!!!
Marco *muffled*: someone....please....help....the canned beans.... have taken me hostage
😂🤣
I did not get
“One before the one.”
I FELT that.
#thatsmetoo
Chaz these voices 🤦♀️😭🤦♀️😭
The “IWontMurderYou” guy sounds interesting, ngl.
Soŋ Goĸυ yes that’s my favorite XD
"I was rooting for u" 😭YOOO
8:39 literally me in any romantic movie
“ is it bullying to talk how i think he sounds “
Later....
“ My LiFe GoaLs “
I found my uncle on a dating app one time but when i told him who i was i think he was even more interested
O_O
Run
That’s nasty
Alabama intensifies
i can guess where your from
Why do they call sand sand. Because its between the sea and the land. Just an idea for a video
I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
8:57 HA I GET IT
multiple personalities...
like Twice from BHNA
I wanna see him and Kevin hart have like a insult battle or something 😂😂
8:09
Roes are red, Violets are blue.
I died when Chaz went full-on player,
and so did you.
Sure, the "I won't murder you" guy is not suspicious at all since he repeated the word murder a lot 😂😂😂
@Treysen Anderson yes! Not suspicious at all 😂
You need to do a pronouncing things incorrectly 4 rappers thumbs up if you want him to see this
6ix9ine tho. XD
Xxxtentabletop
I wonder what he would say for:
Ski Mask The Slump God
Trippie Redd
Chance The Rapper
G Herbo
Juice WRLD
Lil Uzi Vert
T Grizzly
6ix9ine
Some of these profiles had me wheezing 😂
"If what you look for is a girl with personality then you're in luck because I have multiple"
dont listen to her
4:04 LOL my Google assistant keeps turning on when he says "Hey Girl!"
Dude you're hilarious, this is exactly what I needed to see as soon as I get up. lol peace and blessings, G!
Tristan's whole account is: "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
Idk if anyone watches LetMeExplainStudios, but the “involuntary matchmaker” sounds like the girlfriend fairy 😂
It DOES!!
WHEN HE TALKED LIKE UNIBROW GUY OMFG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING 😂
6:17 This is literally the plot of Good Luck Chuck
dude the quality of this video is AMAZINGGGGG
I LOVE IT!
anyone hearing the weird crunching in the background?
No just me eating chips
Yes, im pretty sure its the lens he is using because older lens make that noise when they try to auto focus on a moving subject during a video
Wow! I just discovered you last night and subscribed. Stumbled across this vid in my recommendations thinking it was old, but dang! I'm early! It's brand new! You are hilarious, Chaz!
"coffee makes bagel" lmfao w h a t
Please bring back "love, peace, and chicken grease"
I tried making that reference in school and sadly no one got it.
You should make a part two this was really funny
3:32 69 miles away...... legendary
There’s gotta be a part 2 to this this is hilarious
Do you do stand up? I think you'd be amazing at it. You GENUINELY make me burst out laughing! All the luck to you😉
Hahaha, this genuinely made me laugh out loud!! Good job Chaz, keep it up!
(5:57)
Brittany: BUT IT WON'T BE ME. Why?
Me: Yes
Chaz I love your channel I subbed
I feel like "Rachel" was a parody or whatever of the UA-cam animator Let me explain studios. She did a video about being "The Girlfriend Fairy" because she had instances where that happened.
Tristyn.....
You were the one....yet....
(British accent)
You had that PS
(Southern accent)
And it went downhill.
I hope you do a part 2 to this
Yo Chaz your so good man I love your funny personality! Keep going man
I was dying at 8:04-8:14 😂
Best video I have ever seen I can’t stop laughing !! I have never laughed so hard in my life ! Bro this is a amazing!!❤️😁😂😂😂
Chaz: "I found some pretty interesting folks"
A murderer's profile pops up
Me: yes very interesting
i love this man... been a fan since 600k subs and now he's on the road to a milli
"I was rooting for you"
I love your channel chaz
Let’s go so exited to watch chaz Smith
That lassssttt one 😂😂😂😂😂 it caught me sooooo offff guard!! And the one before that
That studio lighting though....I dig
Cool camera position lighting stuff
MARCO
POLO
MOM WHERE ARE YOU
This video is gold😂😂😂
You HAVE to make a part 2
this was absolutely so funny
5:33 WHEEZING
Love ur videos ♥️
8:57 gets me everytime! Jon Tron ftw. Love what you do Chaz.
"SamIAmnt" was great👍🏽
The lisp at 1:30 was so hilarious!!!!
❤❤❤❤😭😭😭🤣 you really just deserve the world man!
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 1:16 through 2:01 OMG I KEEP REWATCHING IT AND IT JUST GETS FUNNIER CAUSE THATS HOW I PICTURE HOW HE SOUNDS TOO OMG 🤣🤣
His voices for people are so funny!!!
What is that? WhaT is tHat? *What is that* ?
Lol Chad this is hilarious 😭😭😭
This actually reminds me of the people I used to work with and Nashville Airport. They would get so bored while waiting for the planes to show up. They would actually make fake dating profiles to catfish people in the airport. I've never asked them how far they got cuz I thought that was going a little too far.
YAS! I love these vids
Lmao!!! The way he imitated the 3rd one😂😂😂😂
I like your Geiger Counter in the background.
Blink once if you're in a radioactive-free zone, Chaz.
This is such an interesting video, but what is that constant creaking sound?
That two last ones were good😂
This is the best your the best 😂❤🤞
Why is your camera so good bruh😂😂
that last one was my fav. that profile pic was funny lmao
These are too funny 😂💀
"Don't listen to her."
😂🤣
I can’t with this man he’s to funny bhahaha “we gon die” I can’t 🤣🤣
we gon die! well I certainly died laughing!
2:57 dyingg😂😂😂
hilarious 😂😂
“Go away shame just go take a nap, stay asleep, just DIE is what I’m trying to tell you”
hand me roll’n 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️👌👍👍👍
Bro chaz smith I can sense your vibing right now
that last one got me dead bro😂😂😂
5:29 that was spot on.
I mean, I'm sure you know how amazing your teeth are. You have one of the best smiles in the world.
Man that last one with the girl with multiple personalities KILLED me "Don't listen to her" 😂😂
Some of those were hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Murder count: sadly only 4, wish there was more...
🤣I rhymed hahahah!!🤣
😂😂 “mmmmkay!?”
0:54 I take it she drinks tea anyway, lol
Good video chaz
That murder one though. 😂😂😂
you should update your lens so we don't have to hearing that crunching noise every time it tries to auto focus
Final two are my fav.......LMAOXD!!!!!
DANG IT TRISTAN!
Man his 4 goals are great 😂😂😂
PLZ DO MORE💯💯