When God called Abraham
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2019
- This is the most awkward Thanksgiving I could think of. I came across this passage in the bible (Genesis 17) and thought, “I wonder how everybody reacted to this?!” I hope you enjoy the video and it brightens your day! If it did, share it with somebody! :D
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For anybody who doesn't get the context, here's the story that the video is based on!
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+17&version=ESV
This mans hearted his own comment
@@Cursed_Baljeet this man pinned his own comment
I read the whole story😃
I thought Ismael was born after God promised them, since Sarah was upset she couldn't have kids so she told Abraham to get her servant pregnant
@@phatnecc7307 no he was born first since sarah didn't have faith that she could have issac so she made her servant have the promise son but the promise son could only come from her👍🏿
“Me Bless You” -God 2019
Actually
"Me Bless you" - God 1700 BC
The best way to find this estimate is to take known historical dates and work backwards from there using dates and durations in the Bible.
The Mesha Stele has been dated to about 840-850 BCE, and seems to pretty clearly describe the time of Omri. If we assume it was written when the events happened, not long afterwards, we can use it to work backwards. Omri's reign began in the 31st year of Asa and lasted twelve years, which means that Asa's reign began around 870-890. Previously, Rehoboam ruled for 17 and Abijah for three. Although the transition is not entirely clear to me, the prior ruler was apparently Solomon for 40 years. In his fourth year, he started to build the temple, which was 480 years after leaving Egypt. So that takes us back 20+36+480 = 536 years further, to 1406-1426 BCE as the dates for the exodus.
Now we come to a difficult stretch because there are, to my knowledge, no clear chronological links between Moses and, say, Joseph. Moses' grandfather Kehat was with Jacob on the way into Egypt, and if you add up all the ages that's a maximum of 350 years (actually surely less, since Kehat was not an infant), but it's not clear what the minimum was. The most direct statement is Genesis 15:13, which puts four hundred years between Abraham's offspring and the exodus. Since the phrase is "in a land that is not theirs", and Ishmael and Isaac did not start off owning the land, it seems that the most harmonious interpretation is that this was 400 years from Ishmael's birth. We find that Abraham was 86 years old at the time. The 400 years probably didn't end until after wandering in the wilderness for 40 years, so that's 360 years from Ishmael's birth to the exodus.
Therefore, according to historical and Biblical evidence, Abraham was born somewhere in the range of 1852-1872 BCE and died 175 years later (1677-1697). If the 400 years are accounted for differently, these dates could change significantly.
For what it's worth, other people have studied the matter and come up with different timelines; it's complicated by the lack of accurately-dated historical evidence for events prior to David upon which to anchor the timeline.
C&P boi
@@rachel.m as mentioned above 1700 BC
This was SO funny 🤣🤣🤣
“Decrown the king”
“I think he’s talking about Jesus”
“Who’s Jesus?”
🤣🤣
*”SHARPEN THE PENCIL”*
“WHATS A PENCIL”
SEVER THE WHATEVER 🤣
The windows sound, omg 😂
*_"The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills."_*
*_"Im sorry, little one"_*
Secreting Sandwich IM DEAD BRUH
I'm sorry too because you misquoted that
OH MY GOD NO
R.I.P
Gamora even tho she came back go life
“Nothin much, just taking care of the entire universe.” And that, ladies and gents is the genius Chaz Smith back with another banger.
So true 😂
That and “Me bless you”
"And what he said is that.. Me and Sarah are going to have kids"
*"BOY BYE"*
I. DIED.💀
ARMY
Ok first things first:
“Don’t nobody be listening to me.” I’m literally dead.
And secondly,
YOU 👏🏾NEED 👏🏾TO 👏🏾TELL 👏🏾MORE 👏🏾BIBLE 👏🏾STORIES👏🏾 LIKE 👏🏾THIS. 👏🏾
Rash Dagger PLZ, WE NEED MOAR CONTENT LIKE THIS
SORRY i didn't mean to dislike I meant to like 😥
Federal Facts!!
Amen sister
Here so early there isn’t even a thumbnail generated.
This format is hilarious, I'd love to see more Bible stories like this 😂
I'm definitely gonna make more!
Yes Please do more. This was hilarious. I loved it.
Yesss these are funny xD it helps me understand the Bible
Chaz Smith yes omg do more for sure 😂😂👌🏽💯
@@ChazSmith that would be amazing
"Me bless you"
-God
When have I ever lied?
Name one time.
One time.
ONE TIME.
O N E T I M E.
"SKIN THE CHICKEN" - CHAZ SMITH
SHUCK....THE CORN!!
SHARPEN...THE PENCIL!
What's a pencil??
Cut the peanut
Snip the tip
What was your favorite part of the video? Mine was Ishmael lol 😂 Comment yours below!
I think you forgot to add something at the end of the video
Lol, all of it
@@jent4543 true
haha lolmao
Don't nobody be listening to me haha
chaz: "SHARPEN. THE PENCIL."
the other dude: "what's a pencil"
i lost my mindddddd
"Yo, who we giving thanks to?" , "Man that what I'm sayin". I DIED
“Me bless you” xD
I'm dead
“You gonna have ta get-“
Circumcised.
"...me and Sarah are gonna have kids!"
"BOY BYE!" 😂😂😂
"Me?"
" *Don't Nobody Be Listening To Me* "
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.
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"true" 😭🤦♀️
*"God: FaceTime"*
**Puts phone up to ear**
ToastyLoafy you can’t see him you’d die because he’s so holy
0:01 this man pooring water from a plastic plate into a cup 💀💀
This concludes our daily lesson on how _not_ to spell the word pour
I just noticed this lol 😂😂😂 Also u spelled pouring as "pooring" Might wanna edit that lol
😂😂😂😭😭
“Abraham you wildin...”😭😭😭😭😭
“Don’t nobody be listening to me.”
“Who we giving thanks to?”
*”I like turtles”*
*”ISHMAEL”*
Can we talk about that "Me bless you" line, tho? Baby GIRL, pure golden COMEDY, PeriodT!
And yes, you are supposed to say it like that
The one dislike is from the turkeys
Chris Hart yeah thats cool!
Omg chaz I love you man your literally my favorite UA-camr your videos have help me through so much! Keep it up my guy!
You can't get much more obvious than:
*SNIP THE TIP*
"I ain't going bald, He gon have to fight me." bruh
Brooo Sarah just laughing at the men was hilarious 😂 😂
It had me dead 💀 😂
0:22 it says FaceTime and he puts it in his ear 😂
If he looked at God he'd die lol
It’s FaceTime audio
Is he holding a rock😂
Sarah just laughing in the background like "Ain't this funny?"
“Thanksgiving” more like “Friends Chilling”
SNIP THE TIP.........
😳.."naa I'm not going do it " "i don't want to be here anymore "(and Sarah is like like)...HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This made me laugh harder than I thought it would.
I love how Sarah can't stop laughing (Genesis 18:10 😂). Nice touch.
“Is he talking to a ROCK?” 😂😂
Bruh when that windows xp sound came up bruh I stared wheezing
Every time 😂
Ong
Sarah laughing is just giving me life lol
“on God, like literally on God though” 😂😂😂
LMFAOOO "Can someone explain this to me, I still don't get it"
That dude with long hair looks like Clay Matthews
True that
HE DOOOOOOOOO
I almost choked at the "Me bless you" part LOL
4:22 their reactions were priceless
Isn't it hot outside like why do y'all have those blankets on
curly head kirstin ! They are like old timey bible clothes this a bible storie you know
Just a funny version
They're super old so they're always cold
LOL! When God ended the call with “Me bless you” I was already done 😂💀💀 but then sis said “can someone explain it to me, I still don’t get it” there’s always that one person 😂
"Who'S JEsus?"
Lol
shuck the corn *corn walks on in* aight im finna head out
And we should put Petunia as Jesus in front of the turkey
If more biblical stories was told like this I would know the whole bible by now
whoa Abraham has the newest version of "iRock" I'm so jealous.
SHARPEN, THE PENCIL!
that's the best one
Ahhh this is frickin hilarious 😂 please do more bible stories like this!!
I would watch an entire movie of Bible stories like this
JayMarie220 yes it’s face time AUDIO
Same here
The end got me lmfao😂🤣😂🤣
God: Me bless you! 😂😂
You not snippin my tip!?!😱😱😂😂🤣🤣
You can’t say the word because you know UA-cam ya know lol 😂🤣😂🤣
4:21 THIS PART IM DEAD
“Me bless you” 🤣🤣
I Like How It Says God Is FaceTiming Him,And He Puts It Up To His Ear 🤣
And How He Says Me Bless U 😂
The windows sound effect sent me😭😭😭
When Mary and Joseph show up at the in the innkeeper said:
Sorry were very busy around Christmas time
😂😂
“Me bless you”
😂😂😂😂
All those euphemisms killed me bro like how did you get so many 😂😂💀
She went “I said stay under the table”
“SNIP THE TIP” 😂
"Me bless you!"
I need a whole series of this please!!
I watched this video five times and I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Trim the pickle 😂😂😂
This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while so, thank you man.
This is Biblically accurate for the most part and I love it 😭😭
“Me Bless You” -God 😂😂😂
Sharping the pencil and that corn bro got me 😂😂😂😂 keep making New video mate u cool u ma Man 😁
So that’s how it started...
"You not snipping my tip" I HOLLERED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🗣
Happy Sabbath y'all!!! (I'm several hours off. The sun started setting at 4.) This is honestly the best vid I watched all day. Thx Chaz
Since when did God start talking like he live in the ghetto😂😂😂
This was the highlight of my day!🤣🤣
Thanks for this Chaz and you gotta make more of these. Maybe then I'll be more interested in learning Bible stories!🤣🤣🤣
Ohhhmyyygooooddd😂😂😂 icantbreatheeeeeee. I'm literally typing this out as I say it in the most breath lacking voice everrrrrr
I love how Abrahan and his homies were scared af while Sarah is laughing her ass off
My favorite part
This is gold. Keep it up! Such a great way to deliver bible stories! I think that it would make a great series to do other bible stories as well :)
"Don't nobody be listening to me" && "Me bless you" took me out 😂😂😂
2:49 was just him trying to keep a sponsor
PLZ DO ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THIS!!! this was so funny and i couldn't stop laughing. This made my day, thanks.
He said “me bless you” instead of “god bless you” lmao 🤣😭😂
That ending tho 😂😂😂😂
The windows error sound is what got me. Everything else was hilarious but that’s what got me to break down laughing so hard I cried
I'd love to see you do more of these 😂
Ishmael I was dead💀
Dude the corn though 😂
Yay chaz uploaded
“One time, one time, one time” 😂
“Not much just taking care of the entire universe” XD
“Me bless you!” I’m dooooooone😂😂😂😂☺️🤣🤣🤣
Yo pleasse make more bible spoofs such as these 🙏 these creations make my day and they are much appreciated! XD dooo ittttt!
This is my new favorite Chaz sketch, 1st of all.. me bless you 🤣
2nd skin the chicken was outrageous
3rd that smoothie the corn had looked 💣
4th Sarah cracking up laughing didn't hit me till my friend said something, pure genius
"Don't nobody listen to me."
"...True."
lolol
I love the Bible story theme!
Literally *EVERY* Thanksgiving in my Family is Awkward! 🤣🤣🤣
Okay PLEASE do all the Bible stories like this, I was crying bruh 😂
I LOVE this video!!🤣♥️ “aight imma head out, me bless you.”
Keep this up dude... VIDEOS WITH THIS IDEA MODERN DAY BIBLE STORIES WITH A COMEDY TWIST