These are the funniest Craigslist posts I could find

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  • These are the funniest, craziest Craigslist posts that I could find on the internet (while making sure to keep it clean of course). This video ain’t even sponsored--I just thought it would be funny cause this website is basically just a calling card for all the crazy people of the earth. So, I thought, “Why not put some of ‘em all on blast and have a lil’ fun with it?!” I hope this lights up your day! :D
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 405

  • @ChazSmith
    @ChazSmith  4 роки тому +218

    Do y’all have suggestions for any other websites I should do? Let me know!

    • @pulsa_17
      @pulsa_17 4 роки тому +1

      Curious Cat

    • @chickenmilk120
      @chickenmilk120 4 роки тому +2

      Twitter plz

    • @randomram3n
      @randomram3n 4 роки тому +4

      Wattpad

    • @mayadunn5582
      @mayadunn5582 4 роки тому +4

      Chaz Smith trying weird food combos. I know that’s a generic thing, but I think it would be HILARIOUS to watch you do it

    • @ImNotTigerWoods314
      @ImNotTigerWoods314 4 роки тому +2

      Reddit

  • @anonymouslyanonymous6210
    @anonymouslyanonymous6210 4 роки тому +252

    We ain't gonna talk about the quality of this video? No? Ok...

    • @ChazSmith
      @ChazSmith  4 роки тому +46

      Jaee Quiil yeah this took me a really long time to make, so thank you 😄🙏🏾

    • @kikidagreat302
      @kikidagreat302 3 роки тому

      The quality is godly!

  • @MCRAVAGE54
    @MCRAVAGE54 4 роки тому +185

    “I’ve been doing a little thinking. That’s new “ that killed me

    • @zephyr1201
      @zephyr1201 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @barryleonard6138
      @barryleonard6138 3 роки тому

      “rub a buttermilk biscuit on my nips.” 😂😂😂

  • @cameronsorenson720
    @cameronsorenson720 4 роки тому +292

    Me:
    Chaz:
    Guy Fierri: “USE THAT ANTI BACTERIA SAUCE”

  • @junbums
    @junbums 4 роки тому +74

    Chaz:The hearse
    Is where you carry a dead person in
    After they die of course
    Because they're a dead person
    Me: NO WAY

  • @lionslayer3969
    @lionslayer3969 4 роки тому +105

    The snowcat limo skit is literally the part of Florida where I live

    • @ChazSmith
      @ChazSmith  4 роки тому +34

      lionslayer YOU KNOW BOB AND JIMMY?!

    • @Raepostedit
      @Raepostedit 4 роки тому +6

      @@ChazSmith lol

  • @timbula
    @timbula 4 роки тому +559

    Who wants a craigslist pronouncing things incorrectly.
    Like if yes

  • @isthatachicken
    @isthatachicken 4 роки тому +24

    This is the most *crisp* footage I've ever seen

  • @ynwslay755
    @ynwslay755 4 роки тому +29

    Omg😂 I'm in church while watching this and my mom is telling me to Shut Up because I'm dying of laughter!

    • @ChazSmith
      @ChazSmith  4 роки тому +14

      YNW Slay bruh watch it after! 😂😂😂

    • @ynwslay755
      @ynwslay755 4 роки тому +5

      @@ChazSmith I couldn't wait 😂

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 роки тому +136

    Sometimes, I wonder if these people are even trying

  • @vanillamilkshake295
    @vanillamilkshake295 4 роки тому +27

    Chaz: “He’s still needing guidance using the toilet! He’s 7!”
    Me: That’s why I had a lump in my pants in 1st grade

  • @DemoHF
    @DemoHF 4 роки тому +22

    A used napkin $7.99
    Weird guy: I’ll TAKE IT!

  • @vnllawytchkltblndie
    @vnllawytchkltblndie 4 роки тому +8

    "HOLY OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE, BATMAN" made me snort so hard

  • @sif4811
    @sif4811 4 роки тому +56

    *Craiglist* : I'm not gonna fight your war I'm gonna end it
    *random guy on Craiglist* : selling over 500k toenails
    *Craiglist* : okay imma head out

  • @zboy1152
    @zboy1152 4 роки тому +6

    "Dust mites have come to life and become life forms"
    Had me laughing 😂🤣

  • @Matthew-bp9gi
    @Matthew-bp9gi 4 роки тому +6

    I couldn't take it any more when Chaz said " Holy outback steakhouse Batman"🤣🤣

  • @cjmoore1017
    @cjmoore1017 4 роки тому +6

    ‘Are those 2 rats tap dancing with each other?’
    That made me laugh out loud bruh😂😂😂

  • @ImNotTigerWoods314
    @ImNotTigerWoods314 4 роки тому +8

    The production quality is amazing

  • @jaylenclark1715
    @jaylenclark1715 4 роки тому +10

    Anti-bacterial sauce. My depression has been cured.

  • @zara9351
    @zara9351 4 роки тому +86

    There is elevator music in the background 😂

  • @melly4022
    @melly4022 4 роки тому +70

    Teacher : go to the BOARD and solve this maths problem
    Me: 1:19

  • @aishab5581
    @aishab5581 4 роки тому +1

    This video was too funny. I couldn't restrain this granny laugh from coming out of my throat. This was so needed! Thank you Chaz.

  • @lilascofill2321
    @lilascofill2321 4 роки тому +2

    a lot of people in this universe have used the sentence "WHAT THE FRICK!!!!"
    but so far, Chaz Smith has used it and says it the best.
    Congratulations Sir 👏👏👏

  • @afearfilledlittlething8677
    @afearfilledlittlething8677 4 роки тому +11

    “Look I don’t need to explain it’s a visual”

  • @tabithathewholistic
    @tabithathewholistic 4 роки тому +5

    SOMEONE literally hire this chile for voiceover jobs!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾😂😂

  • @AlphaStoutland
    @AlphaStoutland 4 роки тому +1

    That whole snow cat limo segment had me ROLLING man 🤣
    Great video, love the quality, but the humor and jokes are on fire as always. 😁

  • @loganthenakmuay5473
    @loganthenakmuay5473 4 роки тому +5

    Chaz showing he can wrap his wrist with his fingers
    me : "i can do that with my thumb and my pinky finger , am i that close of death ?"

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 роки тому +56

    Nobody
    Craigslist that has over 500,000 toe nails that some werid guy would buy

  • @cwbyx4503
    @cwbyx4503 3 роки тому +1

    "I've been doing a little thinkin'"
    "That's new"
    My sister fell over and hit her head laughing. I tell no lie

  • @ethanx6788
    @ethanx6788 4 роки тому +2

    no one:
    Chaz : use some antibacterial sauce 3:28

  • @claymartin8480
    @claymartin8480 4 роки тому +1

    I have rewatched this video multiple times, Chaz you are the goat.

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 4 роки тому +2

    Fry me up some alligator grits and rubber buttermilk biscuits oh my nymphs that's the best idea I've ever heard!!!

  • @heathinvaderstudios
    @heathinvaderstudios 4 роки тому

    Craigslist will always hold a special place in this guy’s heart.
    Back in 2011, my dad bought an unnamed, then-approximately-1-year-old Boxer/Pitbull mix from Tampa, FL on Craigslist (we lived in Clermont). He was mostly black, but had a white crest on his chest and white front paws. All four of his paws had four white claws and one black claw. He had the body and build of a pitbull, but the face of a Boxer. The woman selling him said that found him on an island in the middle of a highway, pulled over and picked him up in her car to save him. She couldn’t keep him because she already had five big dogs of her own. I remember when the woman brought the dog over to our house to stay. The first thing he did was sniff all around before he began to “mark his territory” on one of the legs of the family couch. I sat down on the floor, he walked up to me and licked me all over before turning around and sitting right on me. No dog had ever done that to me or anyone else in the family before, so we all laughed and laughed and laughed. We tried using several names for him that day (ie Duke, Edward, Oscar, etc) to see which one would work the best, before we all settled on the name Ringo after the Beatle (because his tail wagged rhythmically). He was a big, lovable goober, and my parents and I loved him so much. He passed away in March of 2018, after half a year of having several seizures. I still miss him.

  • @jared23martin92
    @jared23martin92 4 роки тому +1

    I like how hard he was trying to keep himslef together 4:48

  • @alexcondones
    @alexcondones 4 роки тому +1

    im dead " fry me up some alligator grits and rub some buttermilk biscuits on my nips". lol

  • @hayoulooked6619
    @hayoulooked6619 4 роки тому +2

    4:51 *pause* “lol wut?”

  • @18sevencl
    @18sevencl 4 роки тому

    1:19 when I study an argument for a test and the questions aren’t the same

  • @pratulr740
    @pratulr740 3 роки тому

    gotta message in a bottle... better get in line... the all in 1, the ultimate Chaz smith!!!!!

  • @sarahcoletti6946
    @sarahcoletti6946 4 роки тому

    You have the best smile and sense of humor! Thanks for all the laughs! 😄😂💖

  • @dexii9128
    @dexii9128 4 роки тому +2

    “Antibacterial sauce”

  • @aaliyahs.adventures.
    @aaliyahs.adventures. 4 роки тому +1

    1:14 OHHHHHH NAAAWW😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😭😂😭😂😭😂😭🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊His reaction though🤣🤣🤣🤣💔😩💔💔

  • @ohiosbestpeach770
    @ohiosbestpeach770 4 роки тому +1

    Lol. This video is so funny. I used to love Craigslist before they banned the personal ads because as a women I use to love reading the M4M section. I had so many questions. Those ads were off the chain. And I use to love how you could tell which people had been posting personal ads for years. So sad but yet so funny.

  • @akamedoa
    @akamedoa 4 роки тому +11

    anybody else love Chaz or is it just me 🥴🤍.

  • @annieee0907
    @annieee0907 4 роки тому +1

    0:26 that's a mouthful 🤣🤣🤣

  • @meekfish4621
    @meekfish4621 4 роки тому +1

    i was really distracted by the beautiful 90s bling u have on thx for blessing my eyes chaz

  • @alastorhazbin4484
    @alastorhazbin4484 4 роки тому

    Omg the quality is so aesthetically pleasing,very well done 😲

  • @FoxtheImpersonator
    @FoxtheImpersonator 2 роки тому

    When he said light house cleaning, my brain interpreted that as “lighthouse” cleaning! 🤣

  • @scottishvlogs4069
    @scottishvlogs4069 4 роки тому

    We need another one of these, is was priceless! X 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @vvm_lluckyy1766
    @vvm_lluckyy1766 4 роки тому +2

    His videos have always been hilarious 😭😭

  • @butterpie0923
    @butterpie0923 4 роки тому +6

    That limo thing u did was funny

  • @ruehlcharles4843
    @ruehlcharles4843 4 роки тому +1

    What happen to the outro “PeaceLoveandChickengrease!”?! I loved that one 😂😭💀
    Bring it back man! 🙏🏾

  • @elianahadassah1197
    @elianahadassah1197 4 роки тому +1

    Do more please! Really love the new setting.

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 4 роки тому +1

    Chaz is a LIVING meme.

  • @GreenTrumpet5
    @GreenTrumpet5 4 роки тому

    That DBZ bit put me OUT bro I'm freakin weak 😂😂👌
    4:04

  • @Daisy30y03
    @Daisy30y03 3 роки тому

    The limo cat, I'm dead🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @Tender-Noodles
    @Tender-Noodles 3 роки тому +2

    I’m just letting you know your my favorite content creator, and you’ve help me though the dark with your amazing funny comedy. I love you so much and like if you agree. To help stop Chaz from being discourage!

  • @dagmawitthompson9307
    @dagmawitthompson9307 4 роки тому +1

    The Quality of the video is on point ❤️👌🏽

  • @H.u.m.a.n.
    @H.u.m.a.n. 4 роки тому +1

    "Anti-bacterial S A U C E"

  • @cash2678
    @cash2678 3 роки тому +1

    Free snowman lol *bring* *your* *own* *bucket*

  • @andieszczepkowski8016
    @andieszczepkowski8016 4 роки тому

    ilysm i have literally been subbed to you since 100 subscribers

  • @aileenmichelle6743
    @aileenmichelle6743 4 роки тому

    I LOVE your videos Chaz. Absolutely adore!!
    Just wanted to make a comment on these new visuals. I almost prefer the cellphone quality than this. Not sure why, and I'm pretty sure my opinion doesn't matter but as a fellow filmmaker i thought i'd throw it out there. It might be the refresh rate or it kinda feels like 60fps. Maybe less backlight/hairlight. Don't get me wrong, it's pretty, just not completely on board with the branding? I don't even know how to communicate my feelings about it. It has thus confused me but it may just be an adjustment thing.

  • @mr.snippy
    @mr.snippy 4 роки тому +4

    Takes a brave soul to go shopping on Craigslist.

  • @blueberrybabymagic
    @blueberrybabymagic 4 роки тому

    Yes! I'm not the only one who makes the DBZ reference, Also that last part is making me wanna cook you a huge meal Chaz, I know what its like to starve.

  • @pranavviswanath8080
    @pranavviswanath8080 4 роки тому +3

    WHY DON'T YOU FRY ME UP SOME ALLIGATOR GRITS AND RUB A BUTTERMILK BISCUIT ON MA NIPS

  • @edoboleyn
    @edoboleyn 4 роки тому

    In the 70s, my dad and his friend traveled around the US in a hearse painted bright orange, alongside the friend’s pet boa constrictor.

  • @angganda2195
    @angganda2195 4 роки тому +1

    Antibacterial Sauce > Hand Sanitizer.

  • @mitsukunihaninozuka7094
    @mitsukunihaninozuka7094 4 роки тому +2

    this video for real made me laugh😂

  • @randomperson2105
    @randomperson2105 4 роки тому +2

    Chaz:a jar of toenail clippings
    Then I shows the picture
    Me:how many feet do this man have

  • @NoaVibes
    @NoaVibes 4 роки тому +10

    I have to do homework but then this came.. Guess I'll get detention

    • @nicolastoma_
      @nicolastoma_ 4 роки тому

      Noa Vibes it’s Sunday

    • @NoaVibes
      @NoaVibes 4 роки тому

      @@nicolastoma_ people do homework on Sunday aswell, surprise

    • @nicolastoma_
      @nicolastoma_ 4 роки тому

      Noa Vibes I was just joking 😂😂

  • @noskatehate
    @noskatehate 4 роки тому

    That snow cat limo was frickin sweet

  • @eliasshamoon
    @eliasshamoon 4 роки тому

    this was awesome man

  • @Parzival-vz4sw
    @Parzival-vz4sw 4 роки тому

    Dude I only watched 2 of your videos and I have been laughing the whole time

  • @iminyomommy7889
    @iminyomommy7889 4 роки тому

    out of every single youtuber you have the absolute best lighting technique.

  • @tr0m
    @tr0m 4 роки тому

    Everybody gangsta
    Until Chaz uploads

  • @ghostboi1036
    @ghostboi1036 4 роки тому +2

    The first one you already know is what the reaper be drivin

  • @ethanlau760
    @ethanlau760 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Not A Single Soul:
    Chaz Smith: THE CRAZIEST FUNNIEST MOST RIDICULOUS CRAIGLIST POSTS THAT I COULD FIND THAT...ARE JUST NOT EVEN WITHIN REASON, SOME OF EM LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU - WHAT ARE Y'ALL - WHAT ARE YOU - WHA - WHAT WERE Y'ALL THINKING?!?!?!?!
    honestly...

  • @angelharrington9779
    @angelharrington9779 4 роки тому

    I actually enjoyed that 👏🏽😂

  • @Ray-qn9xr
    @Ray-qn9xr 4 роки тому +1

    5:19, wow I live in Hightstown NJ, 😂😂

  • @pulsa_17
    @pulsa_17 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Me attempting to do Burning attack on DBZ BT3 Wii: 1:19

  • @silkmilk2954
    @silkmilk2954 4 роки тому +7

    1:33
    it's a used snowman. Chill out.

  • @giles.shepherd
    @giles.shepherd 4 роки тому

    This is the funniest youtube video I've watched in a long time.

  • @yeehaw9192
    @yeehaw9192 3 роки тому

    That outro do be real wholesome

  • @dogeinablanket1884
    @dogeinablanket1884 4 роки тому +1

    Chaz: "Every like that you give to this video feeds a starving child... and I'm that starving child... just look, I can wrap my fingers around my while wrist... ( 7:37 )
    Me: Hey! We are just alike! I got one of the most skinniest wrist on the planet!😁😁🤣✌

  • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
    @xxhoneysucklexx1545 2 роки тому

    The southern impression was pretty accurate. -coming from a teen whos entire family is pretty southern.

  • @venuskogane5466
    @venuskogane5466 4 роки тому +1

    Holy outback steakhouse Batman!

  • @evan-hr1bb
    @evan-hr1bb 4 роки тому

    i'm so happy i found this channel

  • @whiteblossoms4821
    @whiteblossoms4821 3 роки тому

    3:44
    Who does the laugh better Squidward or Chaz

  • @lwright9690
    @lwright9690 4 роки тому

    No one:
    No living or breathing organism:
    Not a single soul:
    Not even me:
    Chaz: THATS A BUCKET OF ICE!!!! WITH A CARROT ON TOP!!!!

  • @Salohkin1
    @Salohkin1 4 роки тому

    8:03 when Chaz said smile it reminded me of Ninety by Jaden Smith & now I’m listening to it for the billionth time, its so good

  • @khushii2073
    @khushii2073 4 роки тому +4

    Yo Chaz, do you respond to people who are early?

  • @lunchboxv5703
    @lunchboxv5703 4 роки тому

    3:09 reminds me of one of those medication commercials that have over 100 side effects

  • @cu3864
    @cu3864 4 роки тому

    Best thing yet

  • @liafailc
    @liafailc 4 роки тому

    Craigslist person: Bla bla bla it's perfect bla bla bla the home button has a little bit of a poop smell to it Chaz: and here we go again

  • @baconcatsizzle
    @baconcatsizzle 4 роки тому

    This dude literally put the Ancient Mew card to represent old! DAS OLLLD! 😂😂

  • @-LorDDawi-
    @-LorDDawi- 4 роки тому

    4:32 One o' the best darn skits I e'er did witness. Wonde'ful.

  • @bubblymakamae3839
    @bubblymakamae3839 4 роки тому

    I love the blues reference 🥰

  • @ja_e314
    @ja_e314 3 роки тому +1

    ANTI BACTERIAL SAUCE AHAHAHAHAH

  • @joelbeuving6507
    @joelbeuving6507 4 роки тому

    LOL, this is awesome!!!

  • @Kahlysta
    @Kahlysta 4 роки тому

    i love how i knew he was the "starving child"

  • @MyMy-wc2mr
    @MyMy-wc2mr 4 роки тому

    💀how they gon disrespect a minute mail lemonade like that