How did they make adultery such a huge crime and at the same time make their principal god Zeus, whom was a notorious adulterer himself within their mythology? Lol 😂
Fun fact: There was actually a woman that managed to get in the Olympics. She went because her husband died and her son needed a trainer for the Olympics. She got inside the stadium with clothes and they didn't recognise that she was a woman. When her son won, she ran to him to give him a hug for his win but while jumping over the fence that separated the trainers from the participants her clothes got ripped.The judges didn't punish her because she was the wife, daughter, mother and sister of champions, men that had won the Olympics several times, but they created a law that all trainers have to be naked like the participants.
@spindash64 If you mean the Christmas Truce in WW1, then sort of. The French and Belgians, whose countries were being occipied, kept fighting. And even in the other areas like the British front, not every section of the line stopped fighting. The generals on both sides were all furious about it though, that the men weren't killing each other. Some sent snipers to shoot anyone who got out of the trenches, and some ordered artillery bombardment to end the fraternizing. But the Christmas Truce is a beautiful story, and some of the soldiers' letters about it are deeply moving.
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Yeah, I also know it didn't stick around for the next year. It's just worth noting that there ARE some things that can put modern armies to a stand still, as they are still just large numbers of humans, flesh and blood, with their own ideals
@@spindash64 That they are, my friend. Many of either side any war could have been great friends too. Many did too. Like this one US WW2 vet who befriended a Japanese POW.
I love how the notoriously into men (sexually at least) Athenians refused to let women see naked dudes as if a good amount of guys in the crowd weren’t also definitely into men
@M3rl1n177 I'm not sure if this was Rome but I heard it was very common For generals and officials During this time period to have some sort of gay relationship With another Male Not only that but they also had a way To avoid punishment
Yes actually it was. The idea was women can't miss what they don't know. The ideal male size was small. Large penis was seen as barbarian and uncultured. So women seeing that someone had a large penis, well, you can see how men would be extremely threatened by a woman's opinion of his organ. Males, even then, were more obsessed with penis than vagina. Btw, these laws only applied to the upper classes. Wealth was NOT how class was judged back then. Values and how one acted in public was the distinction between classes. Street people then much like now did pretty much what they wanted regardless of income. They'd scream in the streets, act like idiots lose from the asylum. Etc. A great many times the middle working classes had more money than nobility and upper classes but they were looked down upon because they did do things like cheat, with spousal permission. Drink, women in public without her man, etc. Yet, they didn't act like section 8 people. They wouldn't ever be caught dead on a basketball court. Then you had the upper noble class whom wouldn't even do much show emotion in public. Hence why the reaction to the murder of Ceasar is still talked about today. It wasn't about him being murdered. It was remembered because of how the members of the senate and noble class acted after his death. Crying in front of the public, screaming in shock at his death while grabbing at his bloody cloak, etc. This was seen as behavoir of the scum of the earth. Not those pure and close to the gods because of their control over emotion and self control. Hence why royalty still to this day appear stoic in public and why Diana was shunned.
@phillipstroll7385 stoic... more like emotionally defunct. It's a mix of aesthetics and pride and plain pig ignorance. The hoi poloi are more authentic displaying mammalian behaviours without shame, and the rest do it behind the mask. Heirarchy is an illusion in the world of human animals.
I love how that one is the only example that isn't given much of a further explanation. That particular method of punishment is pretty straightforward.
@@MLai-3wh I'm sorry but it sounded very wrong that in a place that is famous for the seas and islands most people wouldn't know how to swim, so I've checked and not only most of them ancient Greeks *knew* how to swim, they even had special chitons for swimming (made out of wool or silk). And among more educated people swimming was considered to be just as important skill as writing (Plato mentions a saying about illiterate people “they spell not neither do they swim” - (Plato. Plato in Twelve Volumes, Vols. 10 & 11 translated by R.G. Bury. Cambridge, MA, Harvard University Press; London, William Heinemann Ltd. 1967 & 1968.), he literally says there that people should choose kind leaders even if they can't write or swim, lol). That being said, the woman was still unlikely to survive. Given a high enough cliff, falling on rocks becomes more survivable than into water.
@@uncivilized_cavemanDepends on how much you were flogged I guess. Getting thrown off a mountain at least sounds quicker than having the skin flayed off my back.
Greece is so hot and they competed outside with no air conditioning, cold water, ice, etc. Perhaps they worried that the athletes’ performance might decline if they had to worry about overheating and sweating more and getting dehydrated from clothing? Also, wrestling in clothing is very different because a person can grab it and they hadn’t invented spandex yet? And perhaps it was also a sort of action filled bodybuilding show for them where they appreciated physiques? They had to take inspiration for all those statues from somewhere and day labourers and soldiers wouldn’t be nearly as muscular as athletes. I don’t know lol I’m trying to think of reasons to give them some benefit of the doubt lol 😂
Same thing with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I thought the monks smacking themselves with boards was just slapstick, but that was actually the least harmful thing they did to themselves in the middle ages!
Parents: "Videogames make people violent!!" People before videogames: 💀 edit: bro i didnt check this for 2 days and i have 300+ likes?? damn. thanks everyone.
No, it was banned because a married woman should not be looking at another naked man, it is degenerate and essentially the same as adultery. I am sure that, based of your comment that you are a cuck so you can continue with your thoughts, however if you are not, then now you know why.
@@lemmingscanfly5nowadays the classical and ancient eras are seen as periods of great tolerance, especially towards homosexuality and promiscuity because the royals or aristocracy of certain ancient periods had orgies or male lovers. What they neglect to note is that this is a phenomenon that carried through the medieval, early modern, and modern period to present day regardless of what the common people held to as their moral and ethic
@@lemmingscanfly5 yeah they teach us that they are the founders of democracy and liberalism and they teach us about plato aristotle etc. They dont explain the reality of the situation just gross exaggerations and fanciful nonsense.
they miss nuance tho!! not everything can be radishes up the arse, sometimes you have to study structure of government and society and all that stuff. most of the time, though, that's the best part anyway :)
Crucifixion was mostly bloodless. You were *tied* to a cross. the whole "nailed through hands" is not only more rare than people think, it's also not entirely correct due to transkation and definition misunderstandings. The ancient greek dedined hands as everything below the elbow. So actual nails were inserted between the lower arm bones not the palms to take the weight off of it to prolong the suffering. Crucifixion could last from hours to days.
Personally I don’t believe adulatory should be a penal offence that sort of thing should stay within the couple (or whatever they could be poly) because these laws always target polyamourous people, people with open relationships and usually women (these are almost always very misogynistic)
Bro the ancient times were literally WILD asf, i laugh everytime someone says that today is the worst period of history, wait till they hear what people are doing before...
@@thescatologistcopromancer3936Isn't that figging? With ginger, not radish. I believe because is common, and very wide, but with a shape that can still be used for penetration
Adultery isn't a weird crime, if you've ever loved someone so completely only to be betrayed you'd definitely feel like it was one of the worst crimes someone could commit.
yeah but that's when you're in an emotional state. not to undermine anyone's feelings after being cheated on i know how much it sucks but very few people think it should be like. an actual crime in the legal sense.
I just love how the people who created rhe punishments were like "okay adultery we need to somehow make it related to the crime... I know we'll shove a raddish up their arse" "sorry what" "listen mate ive been given all these radishes Im kind of lumbered with them just take them"
In Ancient Greece, women were not allowed to participate in or watch the Olympic Games. However, the punishment for a woman caught watching the Games was not death. The penalty varied, but it typically involved a monetary fine or exclusion from certain religious ceremonies.
Can you by any chance do any bizarre punishments from the Vikings? Edit: If you do go with this idea, can you do Pre-Christian Vikings? I’ve only seen videos talk about Viking punishments after most of them converted to Christianity
Also a lil bit of extra info, those who cheated in the Olympic games were forced to sculpt a statue of Zeus and place it at the entrance of the Olympic stadium. These sculptures were called "Zanes" (ζάνες) and most of the athletes who made these commonly committed suic*de after they made them because of the embarrassment that it caused them.
Yeah I think the radish one is like the ginger root one, it burns your skin when pealed and the effect apparently lasts for like an hour until you need to peel it again. It’s currently still used in..certain circles 😉
In addition, with cheating at the Olympics, you would also have a bronze statue built of yourself in the shame area, so that people for hundreds of years could laugh and spit at you 😂
listen im not saying radish level punishment but adultery should still be a crime now a days and it angers me that it isnt like at least some kind of money fine or something
dawg you cannot criminalize consentual sexual action between two parties. I get it, being cheated on sucks and it is, frankly, garbage behavior, but this is such a stupid hill to die on. Abuse, Insults, Physical violence CAN be criminalized because they violate a tangible boundary. You dont get to police what someone does with their own body while you are uninvolved. That's not something you can claim a boundary on. Just... move on. Pick a different fight. You can't convict someone for shagging someone else. You *do not own their body*.
@@americantoastman7296 but there are things such as emotional distress that can be even worse than physical pain in some cases and that break of trust is actually criminalized in some places which i fully support and you may not own their body but they should face repercussions if they are using their body in a way that is unfaithful and harmful to their partner! i would literally respect someone who said they robbed a bank 10x more than someone who said they cheated on their partner like that is one of the absolute worst and disgusting things that you can do in a relationship and its should be handled a lot more harshly than it does today
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that married women not being able to watch the olympics only happened in Elis. And we have no evidence of the sentence of same ever being carried out. :3
The Greeks only accepted homosexual men that penetrate. They did not accept lesbians or bottoms, especially lesbians. They did not accept sexual pederasty (pederasty used to just mean apprenticeship between an adult man and a male child until the inevitable happened and it became taboo,) despite what modern interpreters say. In Greece, they only accepted men if they penetrate and women if they recieve, as that is what they believed their nature was.
@@L333gok1. Not all men, just scholars. And pederasty is a terrible example of gay relationship. It was questionable in consent and even bordering on pedophylia. 2. Not throughout all the history of Greece. The condemnation "made up by homophobes" was just prevalent in different historical period than pederasty. History of ancient Greece is really long.
I like how the punishment for a married women essentially looking at a male version of OF back then was being thrown into a river from a mountain to almost certain death, but cheating in the Olympics was just fines and a public beating...
#3 there was ONE exception the High priestess of a particular god(dess) who was required to be married for her position to be valid and one of her duties was attending the games (i THINK it was Hera wich makes sense as She is the the god of marriage knowing which men were Olympic champions would know who was a good or bad match for single women looking for a husband)
Death by radish is crazy
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I was eating while watching at my phone...
@@hypeman958same
the size of radish tho
It would also happen to homosexuals if caught
When my grandparents say they miss the good old days, I'm just going to assume they don't mean Ancient Greece.
@@PaintingWinterMusicyou convinced me to listen to your music
@@odyga8330 Cool, thanks :)
Honey, please pass the radishes.
I’ve found you once again
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Zeus should own an entire radish farm at this point
Forgetting that time he transformed himself into a radish and went down to Earth huh?
😂
😂😂😂😂
And knowing Zeus, he would be ready for it.
Imagine going to mount Olympus only to see a huge radish farm named "the radish of Zeus"
If I ever decide to open up a radish farm, I'll know what to call it.
Punishments now: fines and jail
Punishments in Ancient Greece: *ass radish*
Ancient societies didn't really have prisons. Punishments were usually either corporal punishment or exile.
They did have prisons, but they were just violent.
@@Yesbutactuallyno788 prisons nowaday show some sort of mercy, cant say the same about ancient prisons.
How did they make adultery such a huge crime and at the same time make their principal god Zeus, whom was a notorious adulterer himself within their mythology? Lol 😂
@@little.bear344 Greeks didn't consider their Gods something to be necessarily emulated.
"You've cheated several times this week!"
"Oh no I hope they don't punish me again..."
Nigga what the
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AH NAH ☠️
I'm not gonna sugar coat it:
I N T E R N A L A S S B L E E D I N G
dont threaten me with a good time@@AlexandroGarcia6492
Fun fact:
There was actually a woman that managed to get in the Olympics. She went because her husband died and her son needed a trainer for the Olympics. She got inside the stadium with clothes and they didn't recognise that she was a woman. When her son won, she ran to him to give him a hug for his win but while jumping over the fence that separated the trainers from the participants her clothes got ripped.The judges didn't punish her because she was the wife, daughter, mother and sister of champions, men that had won the Olympics several times, but they created a law that all trainers have to be naked like the participants.
she..did dat?
sounds like that one sidequest in assassins creed odyssey
@@lordsucuk9316yes!!!
that's so cool
What was her name?
“There’s a war going on but the olympics are about to take place”
Now:”cancel the olympics”
Ancient Greece:”cancel the war”
To be fair, we did the same with Christmas... Once, anyway.
@spindash64 If you mean the Christmas Truce in WW1, then sort of.
The French and Belgians, whose countries were being occipied, kept fighting.
And even in the other areas like the British front, not every section of the line stopped fighting.
The generals on both sides were all furious about it though, that the men weren't killing each other. Some sent snipers to shoot anyone who got out of the trenches, and some ordered artillery bombardment to end the fraternizing.
But the Christmas Truce is a beautiful story, and some of the soldiers' letters about it are deeply moving.
@@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
Yeah, I also know it didn't stick around for the next year. It's just worth noting that there ARE some things that can put modern armies to a stand still, as they are still just large numbers of humans, flesh and blood, with their own ideals
one could argue that putin waited for the 2022 olympics to end before doing war.
@@spindash64 That they are, my friend. Many of either side any war could have been great friends too. Many did too. Like this one US WW2 vet who befriended a Japanese POW.
Cheating at the Olympics: public beating
Watching the Olympics: death
They were proper gay
She was thrown in a river. People can survive that... sometimes. I mean... it has happend. I think.
Besides, beating a woman? Haveth thou no shame?
@@peteralexandergraae2830No you won't survive getting thrown from a mountain even if you land in a river
@@akhandtripathipyz9888 depends how high up the mountain
@@peteralexandergraae2830 average height of mountain is 800 meters (just searched on Google)
I don't think anyone can survive even 20% of that
"How did you die?"
"Ass radish"
LOL
If death by radish wasn’t in a single thing of Stupid Deaths than I am disappointed
It feels like that dumb ways to die song should have been the national anthem of ancient Greece 😂
o my god is that sniper from whimsilcau biuildtang and starfall?!?
@@thedumb9381 It's a small ahh world
"Will you marry me?"
"Babe, the Olympics are tomorrow"
😂
Can you ask in 2 days so we bolth can injoy the show 😂.
I love how the notoriously into men (sexually at least) Athenians refused to let women see naked dudes as if a good amount of guys in the crowd weren’t also definitely into men
@@eldritchcupcakes3195Yeah, because Ancient Greece was a totally open-minded civilization.
@@eldritchcupcakes3195, the men were really just making sure they kept the best athletes for themselves.
"Starvation got me"
"I died on the battlefield"
*"It was some stupid-ass radish"*
Sigurd the mighty: at least you weren't done in by a dead guy.
It should be: *Stupid Ass-Radish*
@@zacglover3345 How did he actually die? I forgot.
It was actually some stupid ass-radish
Pun intended?
“Until they expired” is crazy💀💀💀
gotta be monetized somehow and apparently youtube doesn't like it if you (on your video) say "die"
In some countries expired is a way to say dead
@@DarcnitesNot some. It is a grammatically correct euphemism for dying.
@Darcnites it's the technical medical term that many medical profressionals still use today. Here in the U.S., at least
Its funny how Adultery waa such a serious crime when you got Zeus doing it every other Tuesday
And with his own kids 💀 (ik it was more common but still)
With how many kids he’s got you know he was doing it multiple times a day.
His ass was a whole radish plantation.
he's a God so
I mean, they didn’t actually like Zeus. Sure, they worshipped and respected his power, but nobody in Greece believed the gods were purely good
“hey man, how did you die?” “Radish”
so u intend to commit adultery?
Double Sunday
AYO SOMEONE ACTUALLY KNOWS RADITZ SIGNATURE MOVE
daikon-
@@Burujei_Neisan.__. Weekend
“ You know the punishment is raphanidosis, right? “
“ *don’t threaten me with a good time* “
“ sir… “
OOOOOOH
It was also used to punish homosexual people so you are kinda right
Let me join you
@@M3rl1n177"punish"
@M3rl1n177 I'm not sure if this was Rome but I heard it was very common For generals and officials During this time period to have some sort of gay relationship With another Male Not only that but they also had a way To avoid punishment
“Is that radish good?”
“Yes emperor.”
“Is that radish good?”
“Yes emperor.”
“How good is that radish?”
“Splendid!”
my brother in christ...
How good is that radish bicychh!!
loveandlightning
Nooooooooo😭😭
So hosting a bachelorette party at the Olympics is totally legal, got it
Yes actually it was. The idea was women can't miss what they don't know. The ideal male size was small. Large penis was seen as barbarian and uncultured. So women seeing that someone had a large penis, well, you can see how men would be extremely threatened by a woman's opinion of his organ. Males, even then, were more obsessed with penis than vagina.
Btw, these laws only applied to the upper classes. Wealth was NOT how class was judged back then. Values and how one acted in public was the distinction between classes. Street people then much like now did pretty much what they wanted regardless of income. They'd scream in the streets, act like idiots lose from the asylum. Etc. A great many times the middle working classes had more money than nobility and upper classes but they were looked down upon because they did do things like cheat, with spousal permission. Drink, women in public without her man, etc. Yet, they didn't act like section 8 people. They wouldn't ever be caught dead on a basketball court. Then you had the upper noble class whom wouldn't even do much show emotion in public. Hence why the reaction to the murder of Ceasar is still talked about today. It wasn't about him being murdered. It was remembered because of how the members of the senate and noble class acted after his death. Crying in front of the public, screaming in shock at his death while grabbing at his bloody cloak, etc. This was seen as behavoir of the scum of the earth. Not those pure and close to the gods because of their control over emotion and self control.
Hence why royalty still to this day appear stoic in public and why Diana was shunned.
@phillipstroll7385 stoic... more like emotionally defunct. It's a mix of aesthetics and pride and plain pig ignorance. The hoi poloi are more authentic displaying mammalian behaviours without shame, and the rest do it behind the mask. Heirarchy is an illusion in the world of human animals.
@@phillipstroll7385source?
As long as none of your guests are married. 💍
@@phillipstroll7385wtf is wrong with being on a basketball court?
"Where's my wife?"
"Uh, funny story..."
and there he heard thy wife, throweth off the cliff face to drown in the dephts.
I love how that one is the only example that isn't given much of a further explanation.
That particular method of punishment is pretty straightforward.
What if she survives the fall? Is she going to get thrown again?
@@BowlofNachos no because most people didn't know how to swim back then so she probably would drown
@@MLai-3wh I'm sorry but it sounded very wrong that in a place that is famous for the seas and islands most people wouldn't know how to swim, so I've checked and not only most of them ancient Greeks *knew* how to swim, they even had special chitons for swimming (made out of wool or silk). And among more educated people swimming was considered to be just as important skill as writing (Plato mentions a saying about illiterate people “they spell not neither do they swim” - (Plato. Plato in Twelve Volumes, Vols. 10 & 11 translated by R.G. Bury. Cambridge, MA, Harvard University Press; London, William Heinemann Ltd. 1967 & 1968.), he literally says there that people should choose kind leaders even if they can't write or swim, lol).
That being said, the woman was still unlikely to survive. Given a high enough cliff, falling on rocks becomes more survivable than into water.
2023: Jail
Ancient times: A S S R A D I S H
In 2023 we jail nobody for cheating, lol. We'd probably better do it.
@@ВасилийБлаженов-ж9е naw
ok but pronouncing it ASRAHDISH with a rolled r is very fun
Im assuming this is a punishment for men who cheat on their wives as well & not the other way around!
@@derekstaroba it's the other way it's for women delete ur comment
“Video games make you violent”
The type of shit they did before games
The thing about the Ancient Olympics was that not only was it an athletic competition...it was a *sacred* event dedicated to Zeus.
And also a gаy show
So, were they also technically keeping their wives away from Zeus too?
@@ifeeldead463makes sense, that guy has a reputation with married women
@@hihi-so4yb and his wife has a reputation for taking her anger out on the poor ladies
ah, so they were being generous?
my tombstone will read as follows: “Booty radish”
What is a flogging
@@Wall-knight being whipped. Usually on the back
😂😂😭😭
@@Wall-knightskin peeled off
"How could you cheat on me again bartholomew?!"
"I wanted the radi- I mean I'm sorry."
Bartholomew??? 💀
Bartholomew Kuma
@@Hannibalian Bartholomaios
I wonder if any married women survived the cliff by diving into the water by pure chance.
would be lowkey dope bc they could think Gods wanted her to stay alive or something probably
"Sir, the Rhaphanidosis is supposed to be a punishment."
edit: bro why are my replies so down bad 💀💀
XD
À little to the left!
😭😭@@AC-hj9tv
@@AC-hj9tv "Oh yeah that's the spot 😩"
@@up-set1451 "okay change of plans, go get the whip."
The fact cheating at the game is arguably less terrible of a punishment than just being a woman at the game ☠️
I’m glad you said arguably, because I definitely don’t consider getting publicly whipped better
@@uncivilized_cavemanDepends on how much you were flogged I guess. Getting thrown off a mountain at least sounds quicker than having the skin flayed off my back.
Context is married women. Only if you were married. Not all women
Theres the *in the river part, a strong insinuation that it wasnt deadly, just terrifying.
@@schizosamurai8840 If it's from a mountain, at least falling on rocks would kill you quicker.
“Why are you holding a radish?”
“That’s something we’ll save for later” *mickey mouse wink*
Evil 😈
@@Justinbill8205uwuwuwuw
AYO WHAT IN GULP GULP GULP IS THIS
jesus
Greek art: 💀
French and Italian painters 2000 years later painting greece: ✨
Put clothes on the damn competitors: ❌
Ban married women from looking at them:✅
Lame, isn't it 😒?
Greece is so hot and they competed outside with no air conditioning, cold water, ice, etc. Perhaps they worried that the athletes’ performance might decline if they had to worry about overheating and sweating more and getting dehydrated from clothing? Also, wrestling in clothing is very different because a person can grab it and they hadn’t invented spandex yet? And perhaps it was also a sort of action filled bodybuilding show for them where they appreciated physiques? They had to take inspiration for all those statues from somewhere and day labourers and soldiers wouldn’t be nearly as muscular as athletes. I don’t know lol I’m trying to think of reasons to give them some benefit of the doubt lol 😂
Based
It makes sense though, like what if men were watching naked women?
@@nickkraw1 Greece has cooler months it's not the amazon jungle.
"how did you die?"
"i got violated"
Thats rad
@@Gabe-UtseckNot really so rad, just a bit rad-ish
"I thought i was being executed"
"you are"
"why are you holding a radish then? my final meal?"
"ahhh this? dont worry about it" *winks*
AUGHHHH EUGHHH PUT IT DEEPER
@@Justinbill8205💀💀💀
@@Justinbill8205 NAH 😭😭😭 THAT'S FOUL 💀
@@Justinbill8205Get the holy water NOW
@@Justinbill8205 the bizarre kinks some people have...
Death by watching the olympics is crazy
* By watching it as a married woman *, did you watched the video?
I know that.@@TheDukeofDeath666
"Your honour heliast, the convict is enjoying the radish torture"
"Convict, stop enjoying it immediately!"
Then proceeded to give the same sentence, should have switched to the pineapple 😂
Crime and punishment? Like the book by Fyodor Dostoevsky
I wasn't expecting death by radish to be a thing but here we are.
You know when Prince George in Black Adder talked about being stripped and brutal radished at the Hellfire Club I had no idea it was a real thing!
Good observing.
Which season is that?
Nvm. stupid question. It's George's season, duh.
@@chanterelle483 season 3 episode 'Amy and Amiability'
Same thing with Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I thought the monks smacking themselves with boards was just slapstick, but that was actually the least harmful thing they did to themselves in the middle ages!
"If u get caught of cheating" Aphrodite and Zeus:
“Mum, let’s go see daddy at the Olympics!”
“No Matthew, We dont want Mummy to be thrown off a cliff now we?”
Mathew wants his inheritance
Hell's gate guard: So how did you die?
Man: ...radish
Hell's gate guard: this is the tenth one this week.
Holy shit dude for the love of god SHUT UP ! 🤦🏼… FUCK!
Parents: "Videogames make people violent!!"
People before videogames: 💀
edit: bro i didnt check this for 2 days and i have 300+ likes?? damn. thanks everyone.
Video games still make people violent 🤡
Literally
@@makchot3263No they don't.
600 likes and 2 replies?
smh we should cancel history because it's a bad influence on children
Hera: "Zeus, I have a suprise for you!" **Holding radish**
Zeus: "You do realize I'm into that, right?"
"ay dude i want some radish soup"
"ok coming right up!"
the cooker then found out it was the wrong radish he used...
god
...or was it the _right_ radish?
We can't have our wives catch us "wrestling" naked
Same today with GACHI
“Oh gods I am getting POUNDED right now in this wrestling match 🥵😮💨”
“Honey…? ☹️”
“😳…
…SEIZE HER!!!😡”
@@cam5816 "Into the river you go!" (Yeets her down the mountain)
No, it was banned because a married woman should not be looking at another naked man, it is degenerate and essentially the same as adultery. I am sure that, based of your comment that you are a cuck so you can continue with your thoughts, however if you are not, then now you know why.
🫣
I swear only Greece had the "up yours" type of punishment
We learning about Greece in school. I'm gonna randomly play this In the middle of class lol
And yet our schools teach us greek history like they were doves on an alabaster wall sharing a mistletoe.
They do?
All I remember learning from canadian public school's human history is endless amounts of war and power shifts in different places.
@@lemmingscanfly5nowadays the classical and ancient eras are seen as periods of great tolerance, especially towards homosexuality and promiscuity because the royals or aristocracy of certain ancient periods had orgies or male lovers. What they neglect to note is that this is a phenomenon that carried through the medieval, early modern, and modern period to present day regardless of what the common people held to as their moral and ethic
They teach Greek history?
@@lemmingscanfly5 yeah they teach us that they are the founders of democracy and liberalism and they teach us about plato aristotle etc. They dont explain the reality of the situation just gross exaggerations and fanciful nonsense.
@@gems8167?
The fact that these 1-minute-long history lectures have taught me more than the average 30-minute history class is actually really funny-
Retards really be skipping classes/not paying attention and then complain that no one teaches them.
I don't know if you were saying classes are shorter or longer than 30 minutes, but my high school classes were each 45 minutes @icankillbugs
@icankillbugs
Middle School, classes were 30 minutes each, period. Where did YOU go where they weren't like that?
Gotta love people on the internet thinking that a 1 minute video full of useless fun facts teaches more than an actual history class
they miss nuance tho!! not everything can be radishes up the arse, sometimes you have to study structure of government and society and all that stuff.
most of the time, though, that's the best part anyway :)
Crucifixion was mostly bloodless. You were *tied* to a cross. the whole "nailed through hands" is not only more rare than people think, it's also not entirely correct due to transkation and definition misunderstandings. The ancient greek dedined hands as everything below the elbow. So actual nails were inserted between the lower arm bones not the palms to take the weight off of it to prolong the suffering. Crucifixion could last from hours to days.
transkation sounds like a form of skate borading
@@eat00002borading sounds like a gorm of surfing
@@sherabutters5634It is. It organated in Kazakhstan 🇰🇿
You described the Roman method. They also included a sort of seat called the _acuta crux._ Don't ask what it was for.
“Till they expired”, is craaaazy 😭😭💀💀
Should definitely bring the first one back.
HELP-
That adultery punishment would hold up well today. Just without the killing bit.
Nah, it’s a deterrents
Unusual though given the king of the gods
🤷♂️ win some lose some.
Personally I don’t believe adulatory should be a penal offence that sort of thing should stay within the couple (or whatever they could be poly) because these laws always target polyamourous people, people with open relationships and usually women (these are almost always very misogynistic)
@@jmurray1110boohoo stay losing
Married Woman: _gazes at nude athletes_
Athenians: "Throw her off the mountain!"
I don't see anything wrong
*Olympians
@@adolfpotatoler7624wow your so cool. Teach me how to hate women as much as you?
@@adolfpotatoler7624 then you need help
@@niasharp9049 I'm pretty sure that YOU need help
The fact that married women weren't allowed to see nude men, yet female virgins and minors were 😭🙏🏻
Minors? Bro this was before jesus
@@duckdose Bro, what I *meant* was that females of all ages could go. Except those who had actually seen and gotten freaky with nude men.
Minors didnt exist
Women weren't allowed to watch the Olympics at all.
@@slappy8941 married women weren't, and neither were married men allowed to attend the Olympics women competed in.
Bro the ancient times were literally WILD asf, i laugh everytime someone says that today is the worst period of history, wait till they hear what people are doing before...
Right? People were always fucked up, it just showed itself in different forms depending on the place and time period.
@@nunyabusiness-sv7reliterally
"How did you die young man?"
"From a radish"
''So how did you die?''
''A fucking radish.''
"Literally. I got fucked by a radish."
You're making a positive impact through your videos.
I wonder why they chose radishes.🤔
Pain, and they grow underground so it may even still grow in the dark 🤔😂
probably pretty widespread and they have long roots.
Because they burn your hole. It's actually a fetish
@@thescatologistcopromancer3936 hey, it's coming from the scatologist copromancer, I think he'd know a thing or two
@@thescatologistcopromancer3936Isn't that figging? With ginger, not radish. I believe because is common, and very wide, but with a shape that can still be used for penetration
Adultery isn't a weird crime, if you've ever loved someone so completely only to be betrayed you'd definitely feel like it was one of the worst crimes someone could commit.
yeah but that's when you're in an emotional state. not to undermine anyone's feelings after being cheated on i know how much it sucks but very few people think it should be like. an actual crime in the legal sense.
@@evilevilhorriblebad it already is, it's a misdemeanor at the moment.
@@countcampula ?? not where i live.
I think it's not the crime that is weird, but rather than punishment, imagine getting a radish up your ass
@@evilevilhorriblebad Good.
"Im sorry, i didnt knew someone watched me!"
"Get the Radish."
Taking into account that these were ancient times these punishments were extremely lenient
Please do more of these
Greece was hardcore!
The first one is fairly reasonable imo
Yeah adultery soemhow justifies sexual assault okay lmao
@@mrusername3438not SA but okay
@@kayleighrose It literally is. How is it not?
They only did it to women.
Do you still feel the same about it?
@@wolf.eye._-I had thought they'd do it to both men and women so that's not great but like... you still cheated. You kinda get whatever is coming.
"Damn, why does this radish taste like shit."
The fact that I have a school project about ancient greece rn is craaazzyyyy
I hope u mentioned this
*woman sees Olympics, immediately wins diving contest*
I just love how the people who created rhe punishments were like "okay adultery we need to somehow make it related to the crime... I know we'll shove a raddish up their arse" "sorry what" "listen mate ive been given all these radishes Im kind of lumbered with them just take them"
Lol
Let’s bring back that first one
In Ancient Greece, women were not allowed to participate in or watch the Olympic Games. However, the punishment for a woman caught watching the Games was not death. The penalty varied, but it typically involved a monetary fine or exclusion from certain religious ceremonies.
Me: wondering why Zeus never got the radish for adultery infinite times😂
Can you by any chance do any bizarre punishments from the Vikings?
Edit: If you do go with this idea, can you do Pre-Christian Vikings? I’ve only seen videos talk about Viking punishments after most of them converted to Christianity
Nice. I second this.
@@wolf.eye._- After rewatching How To Train Your Dragon I really can’t stop thinking about the crazy things Vikings have done to punish bad people
It does make me laugh at the spartan King Leonidas basically made the messenger of Persia suffer the punishment for murder
300 is based on a comic book.
The Spartans were awful people in reality.
I mean they were awful but there was a lot worse civilisations out there at least the Spatans realised that women needed equal rights to their men
@@lemmingscanfly5Like everyone at that era, get a grip already.
@@ChronosHellas
In that Era?
Everyone in the modern Era is bad lol
@@ChronosHellasmost*
Most were fucked up
It’s crazy how loyal these ppl would’ve been
Just scared of the consequences, not loyal in their heart.
Also a lil bit of extra info, those who cheated in the Olympic games were forced to sculpt a statue of Zeus and place it at the entrance of the Olympic stadium. These sculptures were called "Zanes" (ζάνες) and most of the athletes who made these commonly committed suic*de after they made them because of the embarrassment that it caused them.
Yeah I think the radish one is like the ginger root one, it burns your skin when pealed and the effect apparently lasts for like an hour until you need to peel it again. It’s currently still used in..certain circles 😉
In addition, with cheating at the Olympics, you would also have a bronze statue built of yourself in the shame area, so that people for hundreds of years could laugh and spit at you 😂
This is perfect since I’m learning about Ancient Greece
Imagine the spirits of ancient Olympians watching the recent pole vaulter in Paris “See this is why women weren’t allowed” 😅
Fun fact, they only had to do the radish thing one time.
listen im not saying radish level punishment but adultery should still be a crime now a days and it angers me that it isnt like at least some kind of money fine or something
Pay to play?
@@andrewtime2994 I mean sure but if you're gonna be scum of the earth it should at least be a few thousand dollars
@GigaChudRising88 dawg just go to therapy already.
dawg you cannot criminalize consentual sexual action between two parties. I get it, being cheated on sucks and it is, frankly, garbage behavior, but this is such a stupid hill to die on.
Abuse, Insults, Physical violence CAN be criminalized because they violate a tangible boundary. You dont get to police what someone does with their own body while you are uninvolved. That's not something you can claim a boundary on.
Just... move on. Pick a different fight. You can't convict someone for shagging someone else. You *do not own their body*.
@@americantoastman7296 but there are things such as emotional distress that can be even worse than physical pain in some cases and that break of trust is actually criminalized in some places which i fully support and you may not own their body but they should face repercussions if they are using their body in a way that is unfaithful and harmful to their partner! i would literally respect someone who said they robbed a bank 10x more than someone who said they cheated on their partner like that is one of the absolute worst and disgusting things that you can do in a relationship and its should be handled a lot more harshly than it does today
Thanks for this. This was for my school project. I didn’t even search for this.
We need to bring back punishments from ancient Greece.
Funny
No💀
No
Oh gods no
No we don't
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure that married women not being able to watch the olympics only happened in Elis. And we have no evidence of the sentence of same ever being carried out. :3
Gay men at the Olympics: I see this as a win-
They were Greek. It was all of them
@@samwallace6509oh my greek god lmao
The Greeks only accepted homosexual men that penetrate. They did not accept lesbians or bottoms, especially lesbians. They did not accept sexual pederasty (pederasty used to just mean apprenticeship between an adult man and a male child until the inevitable happened and it became taboo,) despite what modern interpreters say. In Greece, they only accepted men if they penetrate and women if they recieve, as that is what they believed their nature was.
@@Pluto-og5nhthat's a myth
@@L333gok1. Not all men, just scholars. And pederasty is a terrible example of gay relationship. It was questionable in consent and even bordering on pedophylia.
2. Not throughout all the history of Greece. The condemnation "made up by homophobes" was just prevalent in different historical period than pederasty. History of ancient Greece is really long.
We need to bring these back
Alexios from my assassin's creed odyssey save deserves alot of the radish punishment 😮
Great inspiration for my People Playground videos, thanks!
The first punishment sounds like something we should introduce now. Too many actions with too few consequences.
Nah bro. That's too extreme. Just break up with the cheater and move on from them.
I like how the punishment for a married women essentially looking at a male version of OF back then was being thrown into a river from a mountain to almost certain death, but cheating in the Olympics was just fines and a public beating...
Fun fact: “Flogging” means being beaten with a stick.
To all in the comment section: the radish thing was ONLY carried out on women.
You are welcome
Sooooo, why were the Olympic competitors naked?
probably made it seem more savage and bloodthirsty, ergo epic.
they're Greek, what else is there to say?
So it’s more fair and just raw talent and strength
Most of their clothes were just heavy sheets draped around them, so not really the best sportswear
They didnt have leotards like today so being naked was the next best thing
#3 there was ONE exception the High priestess of a particular god(dess) who was required to be married for her position to be valid and one of her duties was attending the games (i THINK it was Hera wich makes sense as She is the the god of marriage knowing which men were Olympic champions would know who was a good or bad match for single women looking for a husband)
A man cheats in the games and gets hurt, a woman SHOWS UP and gets MURDERED
A married one not any just a married one
"What are you in for?"
"I went to the Olympics" 💀
“hey are you married “
“yes why ?”
“wanna test if there is fall damage ?”
"John Doe was slain by radish"
The railing radish of death 💀
Crazy that the other crimes were actual crimes and the other one was like “Women wanting to watch a show??? Put her to death!”
Married women watching naked men? That shit isn’t good
@@vuvuzela4570 but married men, and underaged boys were still allowed to go and watch those.It's just misogeny that you are defending.
@@Alexandraadftxr7052 Where did i defend it?
You comented "Married women watching naked men? That shit isn't good". And ignord that married men were alowed to watch this naked men.
@@Alexandraadftxr7052but they were watching men only play in the Olympics so no big deal plus ancient Greek society was homophobic.
Wish we could turn back time... to the good old days...
I find it funny how they say married women couldn’t attend the Olympics.
Does that mean unmarried women could?
Yes