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  • Опубліковано 17 лис 2024

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  • @robinasilva8131
    @robinasilva8131 2 роки тому +313

    California fighting with himself is the best thing ever I need more of his surfing personality

    • @Azrdraco
      @Azrdraco Рік тому +4

      Lol, Huntington Beach is the Florida of Cali. 🤣

  • @willa1087
    @willa1087 4 роки тому +394

    california having a mental breakdown is [technical glitch] hilarious

    • @kyperdorito8569
      @kyperdorito8569 2 роки тому +21

      I like to believe it would be a regional So Cal vs Nor Cal thing.

  • @Danni1313
    @Danni1313 4 роки тому +499

    The leveling up of Jumanji is starting to get really extreme

    • @LiLKel4
      @LiLKel4 4 роки тому +23

      Right? Level 9. They’re aiming for all 12 I guess.

  • @missamerica6290
    @missamerica6290 4 роки тому +1022

    "Smokey, help! I didn't listen!" is a mood, I love your videos I've been watching every single one on repeat

    • @jeanniecondray9814
      @jeanniecondray9814 4 роки тому +17

      I live in the panhandle and there's been a large area around I-10 on fire this week. It's been rough for people who still have to work.

    • @kristenprice953
      @kristenprice953 4 роки тому +5

      Lol. I’m glad other folks got the reference 😂

    • @samminor3652
      @samminor3652 4 роки тому +1

      sameeee

    • @codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102
      @codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 3 роки тому +1

      @@samminor3652 what the fuck is that translate

    • @ATemplarIGuess
      @ATemplarIGuess 3 роки тому +1

      @@codevhorriblesolutionsgami7102 let samee do it

  • @bridgetking216
    @bridgetking216 4 роки тому +256

    this is how im getting my news from now on

  • @Newscaster1
    @Newscaster1 4 роки тому +213

    So glad Maryland was there. Accurate. And also “Smokey help I didn’t listen” I actually made that joke before I saw this video. Great minds think alike haha

  • @ithinkitsmeghanpossibly4698
    @ithinkitsmeghanpossibly4698 4 роки тому +177

    ok as a west virginian this technical glitch thing is the most hilarious thing ever. thank you for covering this

  • @colnag2158
    @colnag2158 4 роки тому +128

    Every time I watch these all I can think is that it’s gonna be any day now before DC snaps and strait up tackles Florida

  • @Devils_Lair_Comics
    @Devils_Lair_Comics 4 роки тому +68

    Does anyone else think that the "joyful chaos" smile from Florida is just SCREAMING to become a meme?

  • @destinystone4443
    @destinystone4443 4 роки тому +321

    To call Iowa you just ask “which is better, Iowa or Iowa State?” 😂

    • @MacyLeff
      @MacyLeff 4 роки тому +7

      Trueeeee Hawkeyes or Cyclones!!

    • @sophiaheller8184
      @sophiaheller8184 4 роки тому +5

      Iowa is better

    • @queenlemon348
      @queenlemon348 4 роки тому +5

      To call *ichigan do they same thing but with
      *ichigan

    • @crichtonvasmoya4290
      @crichtonvasmoya4290 3 роки тому

      Or just ask who’s got the bacon?!

    • @MrnmrsCCazares
      @MrnmrsCCazares 3 роки тому +3

      To call Texas you just say the stars at night are big and bright.... Someone will come in with deep in the heart of Texas.

  • @sailtheplains
    @sailtheplains 4 роки тому +75

    Texas: Now they're sending weaponized insects!
    Florida: That checks out

  • @originaldonut
    @originaldonut 4 роки тому +403

    I feel like even after the Rona is dealt with you should keep making these... they're so damn good

    • @mueslibitch54
      @mueslibitch54 3 роки тому +24

      throwback to when we thought rona would ever be over

    • @sillygoosetaur
      @sillygoosetaur 2 роки тому +6

      @@mueslibitch54 ahaha this comment was 6 months ago hahahahah

    • @dominicguye8058
      @dominicguye8058 2 роки тому +2

      I think he started making them just before COVID-19 really hit, it's just a coincidence

    • @jonic7253
      @jonic7253 2 роки тому +1

      Please

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +1

      @@mueslibitch54 you said it

  • @klanceyburford7577
    @klanceyburford7577 4 роки тому +91

    I'm so excited you included our [technical glitch] technical difficulties!!

  • @Amanda-rg1dy
    @Amanda-rg1dy 4 роки тому +111

    And that’s on Larry and Yumi Hogan. But seriously, what a boss. Trump tells the governors to handle it themselves, Larry Hogan is the Chairman of the National Governors association so he said “oh, ok”. Negotiated with South Korea with the help of his South Korean wife and got 500,000 tests. He’s also a republican who has been outspoken about how trump should be doing things better and I love him for it.

    • @TheDeadRosewood
      @TheDeadRosewood 3 роки тому +2

      Amen brother

    • @maxrichards3881
      @maxrichards3881 Рік тому

      Larry & Charlie now have fantastic successors, too.
      Maura & Wes will do the bluest states proud.

    • @LKMNOP
      @LKMNOP Рік тому

      You do know that most those tests he bought were flawed? They kept it really quiet but they had to buy a second batch. And it cost the taxpayers money. Here's the Marilyn government audit posted by a Maryland organization called MarylandMatters:
      "Maryland spent more than $11.9 million for 500,000 COVID-19 testing kits from South Korea during the early weeks of the pandemic, but a months-long legislative audit released Friday found no comprehensive contract for the purchase or the identity of the state employee who ultimately approved it.
      In April 2020, to much fanfare, Gov. Lawrence J. Hogan Jr. (R) and first lady Yumi Hogan greeted a Korean Air cargo plane at BWI Thurgood Marshall Airport for the delivery of 500,000 test kits from South Korean company LabGenomics.
      But nearly all of those tests were returned on June 23, and quietly replaced with a second batch of 500,000 tests at an additional cost of $2.5 million. The combined costs of the purchases, including shipping charges totaled $11,978,634, according to the report from the Office of Legislative Audits.

    • @ae3qe27u3
      @ae3qe27u3 Рік тому

      ​​@@LKMNOPaight, ig. 2.5 mil is a lot cheaper than 10 mil, and it seems like he got replacements. Besides 11 mil isn't a lot to the states
      Like yes, transparency and honesty, but it doesn't seem like a big deal to me

  • @stormspirit5882
    @stormspirit5882 4 роки тому +65

    "Joyful chaos" THAT'S A MOOD

  • @noeldahl6867
    @noeldahl6867 4 роки тому +46

    Yeahhhhh, we're a mess in the Panhandle. First the Grim Reaper, then the fires. The main one actually started as someone doing an illegal burn on their property that got out of control because of how dry it has been

    • @Malkontent1003
      @Malkontent1003 2 роки тому +1

      What was the Grim Reaper business? I didn't keep track of news for a long time.

  • @sitarsenshi8512
    @sitarsenshi8512 4 роки тому +85

    "Old baby yoda" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sanashock3760
    @sanashock3760 4 роки тому +37

    Did... Florida just set everything on fire?
    Love your vids. My boyfriend and I quote some of your stuff bear daily. It really helps these days.

  • @SunadoraZokushi
    @SunadoraZokushi 4 роки тому +19

    The first episode with Louisiana was my favorite. It was SO ACCURATE. Need more LA slang and craziness please.

  • @StormCloudLuvid
    @StormCloudLuvid Рік тому +4

    "Smokey help! I didn't listen"
    😭😂
    Florida is literally me when I don't get enough sleep

  • @PlagueNPestilence
    @PlagueNPestilence 4 роки тому +23

    These are so good. I know GA and FL basically have AL covered, but I need AL to pop up at some point and remind everyone how many championships the University of Alabama has.

  • @caitlinl9494
    @caitlinl9494 4 роки тому +63

    DC is our here just like how did this happen
    also could we get colorado to join at some point. we are a mess over here

  • @GeorgianPapist514
    @GeorgianPapist514 4 роки тому +58

    DC:They arent murder hornets their asian hornets
    Texas:I knew it
    Washington:What do you know?
    Me:He knows how to speak like a cowboy

  • @wickedburnout6876
    @wickedburnout6876 2 роки тому +12

    sometimes i forget that Florida & California are twins, then SoCal comes out lmao

  • @nickssmith91
    @nickssmith91 4 роки тому +91

    Haha California. It really shows how they need to split the state. Southern and northern California is 2 different thing.

    • @maysummers13
      @maysummers13 4 роки тому +9

      Sadly San Diego's beaches are going to be open. And almost every beach north of it is closed.

    • @christie8493
      @christie8493 4 роки тому +3

      SLYTHERIN4ever 2 beaches in Orange County are open 😒 I live in LA it’s a little too close for comfort

    • @maysummers13
      @maysummers13 4 роки тому +9

      @@christie8493 Hummm well California is being a little bipolar with its decisions about beaches

    • @unanimouslyrandom2981
      @unanimouslyrandom2981 4 роки тому +3

      Question from Florida: which one’s north and which one’s south?

    • @Lolfuny
      @Lolfuny 3 роки тому

      @@unanimouslyrandom2981 the one with blue shirt.

  • @4theview87
    @4theview87 2 роки тому +8

    These are the most well researched comedy sketches I've ever seen in line with John Oliver, Stephen Colbert and John Stewart. You are incredible and we need more of this kind of breakthrough means of grinding into people's brains that shit is fucked up, and we all need to better know why. You're great. Keep it up.

  • @cheyenneroller902
    @cheyenneroller902 4 роки тому +19

    I hope everyone knows Smokey the bear was real! He was a little cub saved in the Lincoln National Forest during a fire!

  • @anxiousbean33
    @anxiousbean33 4 роки тому +39

    Me: waiting for Illinois to be added also me: why are these so good

    • @Danni1313
      @Danni1313 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @sailtheplains
      @sailtheplains 4 роки тому +1

      HAHA you know that means that
      Wisconsin/Indiana/Michigan: FIPs, man.
      Illinois: HEY! I got a shitton of weed!
      Michigan: I have some too!
      Wisconsin: Do you guys wanna play Frisbee golf?

    • @anxiousbean33
      @anxiousbean33 4 роки тому +1

      sailtheplains yup, I feel like most people here honestly don’t want to be in Illinois because there is really nothing interesting besides in Chicago sometimes

  • @destinymarie9409
    @destinymarie9409 4 роки тому +9

    Florida's face when DC asked it it couldnt get any worse 😂😂

  • @torig6564
    @torig6564 4 роки тому +9

    IM SO GLAD MARYLAND IS FINALLY INCLUDED

  • @MadamAvaCouture
    @MadamAvaCouture 4 роки тому +7

    Yessss the Maryland snark!! I cant wait for maryland to officially join the table to beat people with lacrosse sticks and make sure no one bullies baltimore except maryland

  • @jaimecapella6267
    @jaimecapella6267 3 роки тому +5

    these are amazing and so fun to watch i cant imagine how much time and effort you put into being so many different states

  • @be2179
    @be2179 3 роки тому +12

    I think I speak for all of us when I say we want to see more of this California (Surfer Cali?)

  • @naturewarrior5548
    @naturewarrior5548 3 роки тому +3

    “Oh, oh no. SMOKEY HELP I DIDNT LISTEN!” - Florida

  • @thesunflowerswriter
    @thesunflowerswriter 4 роки тому +4

    “Hey hon” is literally what we ALL say!😂

  • @TheFatman2K
    @TheFatman2K 4 роки тому +36

    Seriously, Texas sounds so much like my relatives {Native Texan here}. The conspiracy about COVID-19 being sent by China was seriously strong with them. Then the "murder hornets"showed up and it went to a whole new level.

    • @SunadoraZokushi
      @SunadoraZokushi 4 роки тому +3

      My father in law thinks this. The virus was china's attempt to kill us with 5G but our medicine was too strong so they sent the murder hornets. (southeast texas)

    • @stormspirit5882
      @stormspirit5882 4 роки тому

      My grandma thinks that too.

    • @Wendy-mw5ly
      @Wendy-mw5ly 4 роки тому +1

      The truth is, murder hornets are here to sting us with gps trackers.

    • @DASK47
      @DASK47 4 роки тому

      A whole new level, a whole new level as in a whole new level on jumanji 😌

    • @epsilon-eleven
      @epsilon-eleven 4 роки тому

      @@SunadoraZokushi That's tinfoil-hat levels of bizarre.

  • @amberkyz
    @amberkyz 4 роки тому +15

    I'd be offended with Texas if it wasn't so damn true

  • @stephanieramsey2771
    @stephanieramsey2771 4 роки тому +3

    One of my favorite things about binging all these videos is watching the VIP list grow ◡̈

  • @karamurphy7704
    @karamurphy7704 4 роки тому +23

    To call Iowa just say “i hate the Huskers” or anything about corn

    • @saturn2891
      @saturn2891 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO YES (I live in Iowa) or you just say “Iowa sucks” or “Iowa only has corn” and we get mad (I do but don’t lmao)

  • @panicatlabiblioteca
    @panicatlabiblioteca 3 роки тому +2

    I’ve been binging your stuff during my migraines. Thanks for the laughs

  • @MelissaElsworth
    @MelissaElsworth 4 роки тому +3

    I just about watch these on repeat all day.

  • @cincinnati-ishmusic4382
    @cincinnati-ishmusic4382 4 роки тому +2

    I've said it once. I've said it twice. NY needs to address the Broadway shutdowns.

  • @micahparkstheepic293
    @micahparkstheepic293 4 роки тому +4

    Maryland said "hey hon" to the national guard

  • @guynorth3277
    @guynorth3277 3 роки тому +1

    'For the blind drivers'! I wasn't ready for that.

  • @michellerank8212
    @michellerank8212 4 роки тому +2

    These are fabulous. Thank you so much!!!

  • @ospmediagroup
    @ospmediagroup 4 роки тому +5

    Yo! Nice homage to the swamp fires in Santa rosa ben. Making a Florida boy proud.

  • @jauxro
    @jauxro 2 роки тому +2

    "I've been able to do it since Disney bought the rights to Star Wars" 😭 why is it the Florida-Disney bits get me every time lmao

  • @wickedburnout6876
    @wickedburnout6876 2 роки тому +3

    i need to see more of California's beach side

  • @Alliewolf-nk1wi
    @Alliewolf-nk1wi 4 роки тому +6

    I need South Dakota to show up whenever Iowa does.
    Gotta have the two disasters.

  • @a_dumb_artist1460
    @a_dumb_artist1460 3 роки тому +5

    California just casually having an identity crisis lol

  • @touyatodoroki913
    @touyatodoroki913 Рік тому +2

    Smokey help I didn’t listen 😂😂😂😂😂 best part

  • @keving1318
    @keving1318 2 роки тому +1

    LOL "I love this idea more than life" I fell out!

  • @briannamayer1133
    @briannamayer1133 4 роки тому +2

    Omg I didn’t think you would see my comment on the last video this is amazing! Your videos are on my fyp on tiktok all the time I love how creative they are!

  • @sithstorm8092
    @sithstorm8092 4 роки тому +14

    is the best
    can you do more Mississippi ones

  • @murderofcrows5089
    @murderofcrows5089 2 роки тому +1

    Oh dear lord I love Florida’s character every time I see him he just gets more and more insane

  • @Ani-fw7jk
    @Ani-fw7jk 3 роки тому

    "joyful chaos" ay that's a whole mood even so many months later

  • @tonihawker5876
    @tonihawker5876 2 роки тому

    I am SO THANKFUL for you and your work in making these great videos and the short video things too. I have been watching them all over and over again and they are getting funnier somehow. They are hilarious and I learn things about American history and culture and America in general I am from Australia and I love America too so please keep these coming

  • @AlinaDTweet04
    @AlinaDTweet04 4 роки тому +1

    As someone who lives in Florida you have captured the essence of Florida. I love it. (Also, you are technically fire-proof in water that has no oil or flame ale chemicals. So, light fire-works on the docks & then jump.)

  • @nurmihusa7780
    @nurmihusa7780 4 роки тому +1

    This is becoming a proper novel! I love it!

  • @BryonnaNobles
    @BryonnaNobles 2 роки тому

    "Smokey, help. I didn't listen." Took me so off guard, I woke my house with laughter... they were not as amused.

  • @randomshorts6862
    @randomshorts6862 2 роки тому +2

    I'm obsessed with these 🥰

  • @MrShyRockstar
    @MrShyRockstar 4 роки тому +2

    As a Texan it hurts how fucking accurate this is XD Having a great time going back and rewatching all of the state videos haha

  • @MaximNightFury
    @MaximNightFury 2 роки тому +4

    Maryland went from what he was then, and to the misfit state

  • @mariagordon9991
    @mariagordon9991 4 роки тому +1

    Oh how I love Louisiana and Florida's friendship

  • @elisabetrouge
    @elisabetrouge 4 роки тому +2

    I'm living for Florida and Louisiana going "WWOOOOOWW!!"

  • @sylverrs5076
    @sylverrs5076 4 роки тому +5

    I live for this

  • @Aviator-Chicken
    @Aviator-Chicken 2 роки тому +1

    1:27 Georgia waving the drivers test shocked me. I got to the DMV all ready to get my license and then i get in my car and no one gets in with me and I was like
    “what did I already fail?”
    And as I was about to open the door a lady with a clip board looked at me and said
    “Okay parallel park and after that back into your spot”
    I did and she goes
    “Okay you barely hit the cone but I’ll give you an 87 congratulations” And just like that I passed

  • @jacquie01
    @jacquie01 4 роки тому

    Hahahha I'm impressed! I live in the panhandle, and didn't think people would remember the fires!

  • @jupiterannette
    @jupiterannette 4 роки тому +1

    You are getting better and better. Keep up the growth bud!

  • @lemmons4577
    @lemmons4577 Рік тому +1

    national guard is maryland's overprotective boyfreind. this has been in my mind.

  • @crabattacc
    @crabattacc 4 роки тому

    It all unravels faster than I can point my town out on my hand

  • @IdiosyncraticAudio
    @IdiosyncraticAudio 4 роки тому +4

    This is AMAZING!

  • @TheSlipperyNUwUdle
    @TheSlipperyNUwUdle 4 роки тому +1

    The man that dressed as the grim reaper and went to beaches is my hero, honestly.

  • @instantstar21
    @instantstar21 4 роки тому +4

    I needed this!!

  • @streamoflillies2345
    @streamoflillies2345 4 роки тому

    I've been watching these on tiktok, and the added content over here is great

  • @saraho8540
    @saraho8540 4 роки тому +3

    Next week you need to talk about the McDonald's teenage workers literally got shot for telling customers the dining room was closed here in Oklahoma. It's the most ridiculous thing I've heard so far.

    • @rooster5man
      @rooster5man 4 роки тому

      I had no idea that happened and that's just messed up, but I've been needing an excuse for Oklahoma to show up since "I O U" lol

    • @saraho8540
      @saraho8540 4 роки тому

      @@rooster5man yeah it was pretty fucked up

  • @Short_Sweet_Strawberry
    @Short_Sweet_Strawberry 4 роки тому +1

    “Oh,Oh no Smoky help I didn’t listen”

  • @kitty_screamz
    @kitty_screamz 4 роки тому +2

    Mental break down cali is such a mood

  • @siriuslysam2285
    @siriuslysam2285 4 роки тому +2

    I watched the original trilogy with my dad and called Yoda 'old baby yoda' because of this. He cringed so bad 😂

  • @wulfski
    @wulfski 4 роки тому +1

    Fantastic work, as usual

  • @loganu4664
    @loganu4664 4 роки тому +2

    Florida is so chaotic, i love him

  • @gayasheck6124
    @gayasheck6124 4 роки тому +1

    Inaccurate Florida would have a grim reaper outfit

  • @bradchesser2211
    @bradchesser2211 4 роки тому +2

    I love how Louisiana and Florida are friends lol

  • @gwg245
    @gwg245 3 роки тому +1

    The panhandle is the the only
    Part of the pan that won’t burn you. Yep, definitely true

  • @nanabat31
    @nanabat31 3 роки тому +1

    "Old Baby Yoda said that." I died lmao

  • @danpapp7524
    @danpapp7524 4 роки тому +1

    We need more Maryland!

  • @totallyashley
    @totallyashley 4 роки тому +2

    "Old baby Yoda" just, yes

  • @gatorbyte5254
    @gatorbyte5254 2 роки тому

    The Yoda voice! That’s where I cracked 😂

  • @HeartlessPrincess
    @HeartlessPrincess 4 роки тому +1

    I want a grim reaper outfit when I pass the bar. 😂

  • @nobos9311
    @nobos9311 2 роки тому +1

    2:04 “help” “murder hornets” “good” LOL

    • @darthmaul216
      @darthmaul216 2 роки тому

      What did we do to deserve that?

  • @mugglebornslytherin5798
    @mugglebornslytherin5798 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone else watch these videos so much that they can say all the lines?

  • @geminipiratelady75
    @geminipiratelady75 4 роки тому

    These videos make my day, thank you. 🙃😎🏄🏊🌊

  • @clarochelle9123
    @clarochelle9123 4 роки тому +1

    Lowkey waiting for Missouri to join the table

  • @workingstiff0586
    @workingstiff0586 2 роки тому

    1:16
    WWWOOOOOOOOWWWWW Florida just dissed himself
    Thanks for captions, I read faster than they talk

  • @sabrinawawalters2545
    @sabrinawawalters2545 4 роки тому +2

    Still waiting for CT.. love these

  • @rckprincess2
    @rckprincess2 4 роки тому +2

    God why is Texas so accurate though -_-

  • @erinryan3063
    @erinryan3063 4 роки тому

    This is my favorite of all of them so far

  • @lukecriner3970
    @lukecriner3970 4 роки тому +2

    I don't understand nat'l guard and maryland. When MaryLand says hey hon I'm wondering is the nat'l guard are dating. Don't judge me!

  • @kaiad6786
    @kaiad6786 4 роки тому

    ALMOST CHOKED! THANK YOU, FOR GIVING FLORIDA THE LINE ONLY IF YOU GET CAUGHT!

  • @LKMNOP
    @LKMNOP Рік тому +1

    It's amazing how Florida is hilarious here yet in real life it's starting to turn into a tragedy.