*REAL PIRATE HOURS 2: PIRATE BOOGALOO* PIRAT PIRAT PIRAT HYPE! Back in Total War Empire with the second part of the PIRATE ISLAND TRILOGY! Next and last episode coming next week! Been taught a lot of editing tricks that really speed up the process, so expect more (and cooler) videos for the rest of the summer! 😎
"you cant qualify as a ship, you have no sail!!!" -koifish, weird internet person, has never heard of a steam ship. or a diesel ship. or an electrical ship.
Say what you will about ETW Naval combat, but when you actually got to the shooting part, it was satisfying as hell. The cannons sound so damn powerful
If you think about it... All the continents are surrounded by water, essentially making them big islands. Therefore the real challenge is to conquer everything...
*REAL PIRATE HOURS 2: PIRATE BOOGALOO*
PIRAT PIRAT PIRAT HYPE! Back in Total War Empire with the second part of the PIRATE ISLAND TRILOGY! Next and last episode coming next week!
Been taught a lot of editing tricks that really speed up the process, so expect more (and cooler) videos for the rest of the summer! 😎
Koifish kan du gör en video när du visar hur man får den moden du använder snälla :-)
Älskar din kanal! Fortsätt med det bra arbetet
koifish you can't just let America have long island if they refuse to understand your pirate accent
LONG LIVE WEED
Koifish, may I point out that every continent is technically an island, so you need to do a world conquest to properly accomplish your challenge?
Kolifish how did you get pirate campagin
2.how to fix bug and graphic in totalwarempire?
’Im taking notes…’
@@mohamedfouda8181 by... by uh... drinking from their skulls? aye! drinking from their skulls it be!
@@tenno5509 lol
"you cant qualify as a ship, you have no sail!!!"
-koifish, weird internet person, has never heard of a steam ship. or a diesel ship. or an electrical ship.
Or nuclear
@@james_t_huntley33 let's go nuclear
Or just a Rowboat
or at least how to say johny depp.
@@weldonwin That's no ship.
Europe: "Wait, England is now part of the pirate empire?"
Spain: "Always has been"
Francis Drake: Now you see my TRUE power!!!
Hahaha, well said « always been »
Koifish still killing more of his own troops then the enemy ever will 10/10 would grenade again
ACCEPTABLE CASUALITIES!
5:32 "This house be mirroring the battle conditions of a ship" *danes fire cannons at it* *house starts to fucking SINK????*.
Welp, he wasnt wrong
Koifish: Now we need Sardinia, Corcica, Malta and lastly Ceylon.
Sicily: Am I a joke to you?
Sicily in this game is part of Naples. It doesn’t have its own capital city to capture
(flintlock) pistols? It's like we're in Detroit!
-> MoFo's took my self-loading mechanism; can't have shit in Detroit.
Mofos stole my flint can't have shit in tortuga :C
“Current situation, No money.”
This has got to be the most inaccurate video I’ve ever seen
I love watching these historical documentaries :D
"Koifish can you give a short description of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies?"
Koifish: 1:26
"You are surrounded by water .. How can you burn ?" .. that had me in tears :)
Are we going to ignore the fact that Funny-Fish-Man took PARIS in a ISLAND ONLY challenge?
Yarrrh, that some explosive action you got there Captain Jack Sparrow
I showed this to my father who was playing empire, now he is in a canoe screaming and drinking rum with his beard on fire
"You're surrounded by water how can you burn?"
You can also die of thirst despite being surrounded by water.
Okay the french conga line got me xD
thank you for not letting this game die xD
Gotta say man, you are one of the funniest total war content UA-camrs I watch. So yeeesrg you crazy lad!!
Absolutley fun and exciting to listen and watch you play Empire Total War! Brilliant
Thanks koifish, I feel really terrible about myself rn and you upload at the right time. Thank you thank you
i didnt even realised that u have only 160k subs...damn i thought u had few mil...u deff deserve few mil mate...quality content all the time👌
Thanks my dude! :D
I would watch a full pirate play through of koifish playing a long grand campaign taking the world.
Don’t forget that Copenhagen is an island as well.
I love how he uses the Confederate Nation Anthem to invade Scotland 😂
Say what you will about ETW Naval combat, but when you actually got to the shooting part, it was satisfying as hell. The cannons sound so damn powerful
This series is just incredibly satisfying.
6:53 well, thats a great french accent. (I loved hear it )
no one:
kiofish: "Breast of luck to us!"
I'm starting to Wish for a Koifish Video in Tropico 2
I laughed so hard I farted....WP sir
Very nice 👍🏼
Holy shit it's finally here
You have the most cracked out fucking voice I’ve ever heard
You know, if you look at it, Eurasia is kind of an island. Yarr!
Fake Pirate Hours:
Using a VPN to download ripped movies.
Nice video. Really makes me want to steal a copy of Adobe Photoshop
All Hail the Almighty Algorithm, A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne
More like average sea raider experience
I bought tw: empire because of you, but how do I access the pirates
It's a mod, it's called minor faction's revenge.
It's a mod! :) I Suggest Darthmod or Minor Factions Revenge!
kkkkkk esse cara é muito engraçado !
Thought it was a new ssethtzeentach video from the thumbnail
I believe that you forgot about the Danish island of Zealand.
If you like pirates and having fun in the warhammer world, play warhammer 2 or maybe 3 when it’s out
Love this game
Don’t forget Copenhagen!
I was about to go to bed damn it!
It's ours now!
In the end a continent is just a really big island... you know what I mean
Continents are islands too, if you think about it.
Finally it’s time for pirates to rule
When I want to watch movie but not support Disney...
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me!
5:16 Swede nearly got rekt by danes
Port Sarim music was key in this video
They have pistols it's like we're in Detroit 😂
Jock Bird man has gained an empire
Real Pie Rate Hours
Sweet
Happy birthday Marteen!
MARTEEN BIRTHDAY PARTY WOOOO!
Im patiently waiting for real polish hours
Awesome!
Pirate boogaloo
Why don't you play Crimea next time? Or the Moor cousins to the pirates: Berbery States!
Lesss tax Nobility sound like D O N A L D T R U M P :V
Am I watching dollar store Kilian Experience?
5:27 Riskers of souls comeback?
Click and like automatically
Is that....the port sarim soundtrack?
Wow, ingleses atacandose entre sí. Digo, wow ingleses vs piratas
Yes
i know ur reading this were all waiting for real carlos hours..
Hey don’t you forget jutland? (Copenhagen)
Автор этого канала очень сильно вжился в роль
Real Time of Persia plz
who would win?
The mightiest sea faring island nation in human history
or
some one legged eye patched salty bois?
how he talks makes me laugh
Play this but in warband
nice shit
If you think about it...
All the continents are surrounded by water, essentially making them big islands.
Therefore the real challenge is to conquer everything...
Please make more ser
If you think about it technically continents are just really big islands ,so why not conquer the world.
How did you unlock pirates? they are unplayable in basic game butt when i instaled mod whole game was in spanish
Get Darthmod or Minor Factions Revenge mod! :)
What about Sicily?
You play with easy mod . Try imperial destroyer
But what about Sicily?
Isn't Venice also a Island?
sort of, it has a lagoon near it, and most streets are basic waterways anyway.
Please play the portuguese
First
....
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