Dungeons & Dragons: Football Edition
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- Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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So even in a fantasy world created by Jaguars fans we still can’t win the Super Bowl? Sounds about right :(
Wow. They can't imagine themselves winning the Super Bowl.
I feel you, I'm a Michigander and my team is the Lions. Sigh.
Suspension of disbelief only goes so far...🤷♂️🤣
Heh, you should watch "The Good Place", its a funny show all around, but they have several bits about the Jags because one of the characters is a quintessential 'Florida Man'.
At least they have a realistic view of their team unlike Cowboys fans.
Not gonna lie, I never tire of these Chaz-invades-Justen's-privacy ad skits XD
Reprise of "drunk before noon " which I seriously love & miss
Yeah I absolutely love these the only adds I like watching i just wish I had money to buy from them lmao
Word, this is the only channel whose sponsor I never skip.
how you getmin my house
There’s an old joke about Fantasy Football being D&D for jocks. This is a whole different kind of meta joke. Well done.
Three Bards One dances, One jokes, One is stabbing everybody "How Meta" 😂😂😂.
One Jokes, one tap dances and one stabs :)
Those three look familiar??
I don't get it.
@@Lunictd they just played bards. One was a comedian, one was a dancer, and one just stabbed people.
@@Lunictd Yeah, just watch their bard episode :)
I feel like Football D&D would basically be Blood Bowl.
Just reminds me of Mighty Max when the ancient warrior body guard saw an American Football game. "Interesting game but it would be better with swords"
Fantasy football is just D&D for people who find rushing stats more interesting than slaying an umber hulk with a +5 sword
It absolutely is, my friend. Throw in some Skaven and a Treeman, and it's Blood Bowl alright.
Or like that crappy game called "Blitz"
I got my nerd D&D friends that hate sports into playing Bloodbowl.
As far as PC game versions go, i miss Chaos League, it was basicly the same but came out before the bloodbowl Pc Games,it had more Deaths and injured players and better snarky commenters. it pretty much paved the road that Bloodbowl came rolling in later.
"...you knock him into the shadow realm..." lmao
...good Lord that man had a family!!
Purple Realm
*SILENCE*
"I guess I have good lawyers, let's just play D&D"
😂
The tie in from the bard edition lmao you all are awesome
How Meta...
I actually choked on my drink at "how meta."
Sarah would be more comfortable with GW's Blood Bowl rules.
I never could get the hang of that game.
I won’t watch the Super Bowl, but I will watch Mann Shorts D&D version of it.
I fell out of my chair at the *shrug* _"Guess I got good lawyers"_ . I have no idea why i thought that was a funny as it was, but man i laughed so hard.
Also would have been funny to be like, "If the Gauntlet doesn't fit you must acquit"
Justen: payback time, *drop the ball*
Man those elf games are weird and complicated
Ikr.
(Don't tell anyone but I'm an american who doesn't watch football)
@@fatalgravity what do you have against soccer?
@@Kenny-wr3ky you mean other than that it's boring as hell?
how did he drop the ball when he super-glued his hands?
Next week: plot hole edition
Not to his hands... to his gloves. Or he could have had universal solvent as well. Both are valid possible answers to your question. Also, seeing as it is Football... Super Glue could be a euphemism for something else.
@@TxSonofLiberty What's the else? Chalk?
He said he superglued his hands.......
Well, since he was planning to drop it the whole time, he probably just lied about it xD
That is cold.
Dude, never bring your outside grievances to the game, especially not a game within a game!
Normally I would agree with you... but they knowingly got him falsely arrested. I'd say they crossed the line first. And honestly, if he's satisfied with making them lose in a game within a game, then he's being super nice about it.
D&D Soccer Edition , European Rules . Base 90 minutes + 2 Percentile Dice seconds of game time. . Each team's Illusionist Players can cast a. 'Feign Injury ' spell once per game. The Illusionist player and the player of the other team dressed like a Jester get to roll opposed Dexterity Checks and if the Illusionist wins it is counted as a goal . Both teams roll a D4-2 . Any negative numbers are counted as ' Own Goals ' and are applied to the other teams number of goals . After the Soccer match the players choose any mass combat tabletop game to determine which team's fan base of hooligans wins the after game brawl .
Is is just me who wants to hear the full single version of the "Kepler and Mail" song?
You are not alone!
He had super-glued his hands, he couldn't drop the ball. As every member of the opposing team hits him, his detached arms fly across the goal line, six for the win and thirty-six extra points as the jaguar god appears and accepts the living sacrifice.
You banished him to the shadow realm
Funny as hell
Deeply enjoying this subplot. The halftime show was great!
When Sarah rolls a 17...it's a good game
He can't drop it. It's super glued to him.
And the blues clues song...epic.
So Sarah thinks that two nat 20's is suspicious, eh?
Yet neither Sarah or Lance seemed to think anything about Waylon being absent because he "had to move"...
@@edwardhunts Sarah does shes been on to Waylon last few sessions
Hehehe loved how their bard characters are the halftime show.
Could have been worse, could have been the Falcons....
Also, the new CD is great.
28 points....FU.....K. *head in hands*
DM: Can you cut my ear off?
Melissa: laughs.
Oh dear.
Sarah, "I'm just here so I don't get fined."
I want to see D&D 5e rules for playing something similar to Blood Bowl.
So you have a party of Blood Bowl players who play out a season, and they also go adventuring into ancient ruins and stuff for better materials and equipment, as well as training up for the next game. Also recruiting support staff, any extra players they need, and hobnob for endorsements.
9?
"You're pretty confident you know what to do"
Me: riiiiiiiight
"Audible, Audible, Cheeto 63, Cheeto 63.." Not a sponser... ? haha
Pretty sure going to a tailgate before the game is the only way players in Jacksonville can get any meals.
Sarah "play bettah"
Love it
Fantastic edition. Been a crappy day so this was exactly what was needed.
Hope you're all doing well.
Sorry it's been a crappy day. I hope the week gets better.
ok that is absolutely hilarious.... Sarah being sus of other people rolling nat 20s
I'm living for Sarah's mail time rendition! 😆💚
I'm with Sarah on the footballs knowledge. A rush is a Canadian band, a touchback is indecent assault, and a quarterback is my change from buying the morning paper.
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I caught that halftime show by Previous Edition. It was great!
Anybody else notice a dramatic improvement in the lighting situation, especially on Lance?
Thanks. Now I need to see Middle-Earth sports teams.
Take a look at Blood Bowl. It's the Warhammer Fantasy version of football.
"Have you ever listened to music before?" I don't know why I laughed so hard at Justin's face.
That ending gave me whiplash
Whatever they are paying you for those commercials it isn't enough. Those are comedy gold.
This is as close as I'll ever get to watching the NFL again. Thanks
I too was very disappointed with how they dealt with covid. The worst of all American sports. I hope things will get better soon.
Tell Kepler I said he's a very good boy for guarding the house!
You banish him to the shadow realm. oh my god yes!
*stomp, stomp, clap, stomp, stomp, stomp, clap*
We will, we will rock you!
Objection! He put superglue on his hands and thus could not have dropped the ball!
This was great! I love you all but Kepler is clearly the star behind the scenes! haha
Lol @ The water boy passes out some healing potions.
The only thing I can think of is wailin is being abducted by aliens. Or some weird Floridian.
Put on your tinfoil hats. Where in the world is Waylon? Go!
@@macoppy6571 I prefer giant Hersey kiss from scary movie 3.
Sweet "Blue's Clues" call back.
How did Justen drop the ball if he said he put super glue on his hands...unless he was lying. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*
That mail time wail got me
This is way more entertaining than the real Big Game.
Bard tie in I love it!. And of course the Kepler!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH your music just keeps getting better PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY KEEP ON MAKING MORE!!!
Sounds like a Blood Bowl game. Love it
Show of hands: Who sang along with Sarah as she sang the Mail Song?
The halftime show was on-spot foreshadowing
Dungeons and Dragons: Justen Gets His Revenge Edition
I like how Sarah thought two nat twenties in a row was suspicious. 😂
oh, that Blue's Clues......
I love that they only ran three plays (and two kickoffs for touchbacks) in the first half! That means that each of the Jags’ runs took almost 15 minutes each and resulted in about 14 yards and 1 fumble that was returned for a touchdown (with another play for an incompletion). This is supposed to be D&D not a realistic simulation of a Jags game! ;)
Nice nod to The Good Place, the Jacksonville Jaguars... BORTALS! *Throws a molotov cocktail*. Ahhh, I miss that show.
Nah, we're just from Jacksonville.
@@JR-sp5nx To quote a Savage sage "I reject your reality and substitute one of my own". LOL. So you're from Jacksonville, Is that why you all are so good at the "Florida Editions"? ;-P Love the content, please keep it up.
The artwork on Chaz's side 😍
It's Jacksonville, so it has to be said (several times)
DUUVVAAALLL!!!
I do the mail song from blues clues every time i pass the mail to my mom lol
The superbowl makes more sense with a play by play dnd style. Much more entertaining as well.
"You banish him to the shadow realm" XD
Wait, wait, wait! He had superglue on his gloves. He could not have dropped the ball!
Thank God. Today has been terrible. This video right here is my sanctuary
Sends you hugs. Slay the dragons. I hope today gets better.
Hope your day gets better.
May you roll a 20 on happiness ahead :)
My god so many encouraging words from a youtube comment. I love you guys
may your crits be natural and many in number
this one was great!! i usually love them all, but this might be a top ten contender
theres no way he could drop the ball, its superglued to his gloves! LOL
that ending though
The videos you guys make are so much fun to watch. Thank you all for how hard you work on these videos.
Great episode! Loved the halftime show reference!!!!!
Banish him to the Shadow Realm broke me. Well done.
You banish him to the shadow realm.....
Oh dear Lord, Sara is Derrick Henry and the defender is Josh Norman.
He had Super glue on his Hands though! The ball shoulda been stuck to his gloves!
Chaz - "Curses, foiled again!"
Aw, that's OK buddy, you've got backup plans! I'm sure the kickstarter for "Sex Offriender" will go gangbusters.
Sara didn't "technically" kill anyone this time.
But stiff arming them 2 feet into the turf is 1/3 of the way to burying them in a grave.....
@@Terpe75, but she didn't stab him like last time.
Fun fact: if you're not American, you have *NO* idea what any of this means.
True
Funner fact: even if you are American, there's a pretty good chance you have NO idea what any of this means
I am an American and I don't know what any of this means. I'm pretty sure they were speaking english.
If your not an American Football fan you have no idea what any of this means. I know football as that annoying game that NEVER fits into the designated time slot and runs into the time slots of good shows resulting in their getting canceled.
...as opposed to all the people who don't play tabletop RPGs and still clearly understand all those references?
BORTLES!
*Throws Molotov Cocktail*
Its like a game of Blood Bowl
I love it when the episode is JustenCredible!
I'm glad Kelper was in the gag reel, too bad he didn't appear with the ball for the game.
Perhaps next week, Waylen should walk Kepler that way you can do it in 3 hours instead of 6.
JUSTICE SERVED 😂, or was it Revenge 🤔🤔🤔
DUUUUUVAAL!
Jacksonville 🙃
Fantasy football done right!
Give us a martial arts edition! Or Mcdojo edition!
Love the Cat Palace shirt
In the earbud ad DM Charles tells Justin he hopes hes wearing his business britches, he should have said Mann Shorts.
I'm not going to lie I think this was the best raycon ad ever you have done yet
So this is what those fantasy football guys at my work are doing.
He was covered in super glue!
Pretty sure all orc barbarians have tight ends. It's like the only reason they have any charisma points at all.
Except Bjorc, but bards don't count, as shown in prior uploads.
Best Super Bowl ever!!
8:55 Blue's Clues for the win!!
I only understood like half of this. But it was fun.