Garbage Guide To Subnautica Below Zero - The Biggest Monsters
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- A new garbage guide to subnautica below zero. The cold sequel to the spooky original subnautica. Is it equally as terrifying? Who cares in todays video we are defreezing the massive creature called the Frozen leviathan. The biggest creature in below zero but it doesn’t move. That’s a good thing because then we will be able to eat is easier. This time it’s lemon sauce guaranteed.
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And a bunch of sea music from video games.
Yes that is actually lemon sauce infused with conditioner made my entire apartment smell soapy and I spit it out.
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Nice
Dad
Nice
@@orochimaruorochimaru9730 Nice
I like toes
It's cruelly ironic to find out that when Chef Killian made the Crab a la Pep Maximume it was in its favourite food, but couldn't drink it because it was dead
Truly saddening that a creature of this world cant taste the el Pepsico Maximume
I was not expecting a reference to the traditional french dish ‘crab a la pep maximum’
for all the english plebians that don’t understand the name, it’s “CRAEB IN PEPSAE MAEX”
13:34 - Its funny that, even without all these enlarged animals you created, the real out of bounds protection ist still the scariest shit ever.
As soon as I saw the dark water and the border music played I instantly got anxious
I never thought I’d get scared in a KillianExperience video…
I thought wrong
This video is an accurate representation of what it is like to go fishing in Sweden.
This is to accurate
You dislike the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload? Are you just a h8er boi? I say see you l8er boi. Don't watch the stuff that gets uploaded by my fingers clicking upload anymore. Your dislikes are damaging my good good GOOD reputation. I am a superstar, dear fu
@@AxxLAfriku WTF
As a swedish person i can confirm.
@@ManicMacaque same
"I'm lovecraftian in other ways"
Just make sure not to ask him the name of his space dog!
Or his cat
why is my comment get deleted where I write lovecraft's cat's name.
*'N1§§επ-Μαη intensifies'*
@@ipadair7345 I should take notes.
I’m sure the neighbors would love to hear me calling for her to come back.
Let's ask him what he thinks about non white purebred English people
I don't understand how we're this many years into the Kilian experience and you're still finding ways to one up yourself
Griffen? Is that you?
@@LRAStartFox
Connor
>.>
My arch nemesis
He has better character progression than Rey Skywalker.
1:05 Only a Swedish panda would make lemon sauce with a lime.
Wait a minute, no. Limeys are British. WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU LIED ABOUT
His being Mr. Killian Nintendo
A Swedish red panda
i appreciate he added sing-along lyrics to the song
Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day
I mean he pulled it off pretty well
I just want Killian to create a dystopian mega city in Minecraft
That would be festive
Yes. He must do it.
Just watch his city skylines video
Next video: Building a dystopian mega city with discord users who can't talk because that doesn't suit his video style
I wonder how high his kill count is going to be🤔
Kilian I’m a warrior who was left for dead!
Was gonna go on a epic revenge trail but then this greater betrayal happened!
"I'M SORRY, MAN!!!"
I was once an adventurer like you, until i got an arrow in the knee!
What happened, warrior man?
@@michaelandreipalon359 You watch that show too? (I was looking at the profile picture)
@@plaidhatter1674 Uh, yeah.
"Let me tell you about what I think of the Irish" is perhaps one of the greatest lines ever written.
Never before have I laughed at a joke that so clearly flew over my head.
I laughed as well
@@tnk4me4 Lovecraft was racist
@@astrolinn but what specifically made him talk about his opinions on the irish, everyone knows he was racist but why did kilian specifically make a joke on his thoughts about the irish and not some other group he hated.
@@wabch 🤓
My favourite parts:
-"im not lovecraftian in THAT way... Let me tell you what I think of the Irish"
-the hole ghost submarines song
-Spanish Markus
Hearing a Scandinavian try to say "Yeehaw!" like an American cowboy made my day
"Don't try to build an underwater base. I tried that. No burgers. What's the point?"
-One important libertarian philosopher.
Ok, but when's Killian's "Underwater sci-fi country album, featuring a lovecraftian (not that way) entity" coming out?
I’d pay him any amount of money he made Disney parodies song on either iTunes or CDS on EBay, Amazon, Half Priced Books, or CDS being sold in stores.
I have no experience with this game but I'm starved for new Killian content also the first ten seconds were golden
Same though
Im not lovecraftian in THAT way is one of the best jokes ever writen
As in, he’s Lovecraftian racist?
@@Penguinmanereikel Lovecraft was very racist for most of his live
i know people joke about how lovecraft is racist but its not a bit exaggerated. In one of his stories an albino white woman gives birth to a black child that also has eldrtich powers, and in call of cthulhu the main characters uncle was killed by a black sailor. not only that, but every story has at least 1 mention of other races being savage or inferior
and thats just in his stories. imagine what he wouldve said on twitter if he was still alive.
Oh? I thought he was referencing the tentacles.
@@michaelandreipalon359 he followed up with something like "what i think of the irish" so its probably the race thing
The DNÄ joke had me laughing for a solid minute
Me too
DNÄ
Same
I watched this video when it first came out a couple months ago but it still caught me off guard and still made me laugh.
As someone who adored the old video, and has rewatched it many times (including twice just jesterday), this is one of my happiest days. And all the references to the original video are great as always.
When is the full version of the song dropping?
That lovecraft joke is gold!!
"In that way..."
Haha! It's funny because he was racist
@@eldlich-entertament3876 ha
@@eldlich-entertament3876 Yes.
I fucking lost it at pepsi max... love that my obsessive watching of Killian's videos is paying off.
The Lovecraftian joke took me a minute, but I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard once it clicked. Masterpiece.
"My name is not government, I am Killian" This got me, my head hurts from laughing.
Oh my god that version of Big Iron you played in the sea truck has had me laughing for like 5 minutes straight that is incredible
I appreciate how much continuity there is in this video. Kilian lore consistency remains upheld.
"When he tried to match the hunter with the biceps on his arm" :D
Well, if this UA-cam business doesn’t work out, Killian can become world’s best country singer!
The world's only underwater country singer. By default that makes him the best.
His version of convoy and big iron were very impressive
Kilian once’s said “oh no I hit a Skunk”
"Save Bertha" was more poignant than "Save Martha".
Swedish Underwater Country Music is something I never knew I needed.
Thanks for this tutorial on cooking alien fish! If we ever find any, humanity will be prepared thanks to you Killian!
If you could teach us how to cook up dinosaurs, that would be even better!
The Slayer of Manitees has returned! ALL HAIL THE RED PANDA KING!
It's been too long since I've heard that sexy Swedish voice that we are all convinced comes from a pirate, literature enthusiast red panda. Glad ti have you back Killian, can't wait to you hear you scream in fear of the depths :)
I literally subbed like 2 minutes ago, I’m surprised how fast this was uploaded sense then
I'm a time traveler from the short future. Just wanna say that this video was amazing to watch.
Glad we still have good Killian videos in the near future.
You invented time travel in twenty minutes to tell us that?
From the recent future
@@LuperisNone what else would you do with that technology?
greetings from the tall past
"The two sisters in the game are named Sam and Robin, it's hard to come up with girl names"
This line slayed me, soo funny :D
LOL, I love that Lovecraftian joke with AL-AN.
The lemon sauce could have been improved with pineapple.
An old marine went swimmin' out one dark and windy day
Ubove a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red light subs, he saw
Plowed through the ragged seas and up a foamy draw
Their paints were still drying and their rotors made of steel
Their lightss were bright and shiny and their propulsion you could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sea
For he saw the pilots coming hard and he heard their mournful cry
Bubbly oh, bubbly ay, ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
Their face is gaunt, their eyes were blurred
Their shirts all soaked with sweat
He's flyin' hard to catch them subs but he 'ain't caught 'em yet
'Cause they've got to sail forever in that sea up in the sea,
On subs spittin' oil as they fly on, hear them cry
As the pilots flyed on by him, he heard one call his name
If you want to save your soul from hell a flying in our sea,
Then pilot change your ways today or with us you will ride
Tryin' to catch the devil subs across these endless seas
Bubbly oh, Bubbly ay!
ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
ghost u-boats slightly above sea level!
This cover is a banger.
Killian: "its hard to come Up with girl names"
Also Killian: names his sea truck, Bertha
Bertha is a sea truck name though, not a girl name.
Chamunda, Wine, The Bad, Wolfgang, Dt Dexer. All incredible girl names.
And Betha isn’t a girl name, it’s a truck name.
Best birthday present. A video from a channel that uploads once a century! Get the popcorn ready!
"You never were evil, you're just Greek."
a Greek Centaur!
.
7:21 is the single best joke in existence
You know, for some reason, seeing the Leviathan's in these videos terrify me
6:04 Johnny Cash been really quiet since this dropped
Lmao this made me lol for good 3 minutes
"On these beds you need to place the 4 colossi of Below Zero, hidden megacreatures that we need to kill to access this area"
Wait a minute, this isn't Dark Souls!
_When the world needed him the most he's back._
He's not the hero we deserve but we needed
We've all waiting for your garbage guides xD
Killian is both the hero we need and the hero we deserve.
Two years already, it feels like this came out only a few months ago, man Killian time works weird
Therapist: "Swedish cowboy isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Swedish Cowboy: 18:09
Best moment in killian history
OK, that is the best artist's rendition of Big Iron I've heard to date.
I love how Markus is finally getting the rep he deserves. Swedish Bean Battles represent!
That song slapped when is the album dropping
8:15 Gustavo Fring assassinates Don Eladio (2015 colorized)
Donkey puts out an 11foot8 video and Kilian makes a Kero Kero Bonito reference. This is the greatest day in UA-cam history.
always the best day when kilian uploads
As an fellow Scandinavian if you have some leviathen left over my friend Candice told me you should serve it with some potato sauce
Kilian, thank you for coming back to these. I really missed these original ideas. They are your best work and I always find them so entertaining and creative. This is one of your best videos.
I want a full version of that underwater country banger
I'm in Greece at the moment. I can indeed confirm that we have centaurs in Βάρκιζα
I have a secret Killian is not a red panda he's a beaver
Some people say that kilian is a human and that the red panda is just his avatar but I know that's not true
so is he a cannibal then since he tasted beaver flesh?
"It's a Libertarian WOMAN, the second one ever".
As a Libertarian, I can confirm that there are only two Women among us. We're facing a major population crisis as a result. Also the fact that we're Libertarians, so we just hide in our underwater lairs and leave each other alone all the time, which certainly doesn't help.
The Free State project would have to disagree lmao
@@Epicmarkvan I don't keep track of lolbertarian projects. Isn't that the one that was just a colony of drug dealing pedos?
@@habibihabibi7115 Not at all, my man.
I was assuming he meant Ayn Rand as the first. Is that was you thought?
@@Epicmarkvan lmao libertarians coping still
Ah, yes, today is the perfect day to binge through some Kilian Experience!
Killian: "Rachel is the only other female name"
Also Killian: "My truck is named Bertha"
cuz that's truck name, not female one
When the world needed him most, he was out taking a drink but you better believe he'll be there 5 hours later
I accept this as the cannon story of the game
I thought it was
Canon*
4:10 I'm unreasonably proud of myself for understanding this reference.
What's it from
@@perfectsilhouette3317 American Psycho business card scene. It's pretty good on its own anyway.
Link if you're feeling lazy:
ua-cam.com/video/aZVkW9p-cCU/v-deo.html
@@bartholomewdan thanks
Actual recipe for smooth lemon sauce you can thank me later:
For every 250 grams or whatever you measure cream with use half a lemon (it has to be double cream) mix it but don't let it get too thick, add a pinch of salt and 40 mins in the fridge
For sweets instead of salt add 4 tablespoons of sugar
"You wouldn't win a beauty contest against a blobfish" is probably the best insult I've heard this year
Well depends blobfish underwater look nice
The famous picture of the ugly 'blowfish is a bloated corpse damaged by extreme decompression sickness.
A living blobfish just looks like a fish.
8:16 love the tiny Breaking Bad: Salud reference, even got the music in there
Ah, killian is now playing sweden simulator i see
About time
Holy shit, I did not expect a Ghostriders underwater cover. This truly is the Kilian Experience.
the furniture scaning dnä joke is too good for a yt vid
I was just thinking the other day how much I wanted to hear Kilian sing some more, and he releases this video :3 thank you
I would legit give you money for the full version of the under water trucker song
"Submariner change your ways today or with us you will ride. Fleeing from leviathans... across the endless sea."
Just checked out that tip for using balsamic vinegar on frozen meat, and it seems to be a genuine thing.
Thanks for the tip. Just got a rib of beef out of the freezer, I'm going to try this. Apparantly 1 tablespoon of vinegar for each 1 pound of meat tenderises and enhances flavour.
This is the quality educational content that I keep coming back for.
Makes me want to try that pineapple pizza recipe.
Kilian, your content caters to me so specifically that I have deduced I’m living in a simulation in the year 3240 after the crab apocalypse
9:29 holy shit she ate marcus
"im not lovecraftian in that way"
killian: 😮
"let me tell you about the irish ❌🇮🇪"
ALL HAIL THE RETURN OF OUR RED PANDA OVERLORD
I want Kilian to sing the highwayman more than anything now
its my one desire in this life.
A masterful use of the SOTC soundtrack, Kilian! Top quality content as always.
8:10 I love the throwback reference to your perfect cooking video
As a brit I feel personally attacked.
But I have not got a licence for offence so you win this time.
Do you have a license for losing?
@@CygnusTheSilly s s s s sorry, I'll pay the fine.
The leviathan is a lot firmer of a meat than most fish - very lean too.
I’d recommend cooking it in Pepsi max.
Killan is literally the best bro he keeps turning my mood for the better every time
Yes mom and dad, Killian just posted
i can stop going to therapy now
Shrimps actually do have blood, it's called hemolyph
Cool shrimp fact!
Babe wake up, new kilian experience video
The sequel we’ve been waiting for. I’m still waiting for that recipe.
It's come full circle. Killians subnautica video was how I found this channel. Love it.
I love Killian’s music choices. Spyro: Year of the Dragon and Super Mario Sunshine are two of my all time favorite games, and it warms my heart that he includes their music in virtually every video. Bringing up Johnny Cash and then doing a Ghost Riders in the Sky cover made me think he had finally peaked. But then it was one banger country reference after another, culminating with Convoy, the objective best song ever written. Killian, if you’re reading this, please adopt me. I am an adult with two living parents who love me dearly, but I’m sure we can find a loophole in Swedish law somewhere.
how dare you play invincible in the background and giving me goosebumps!
can we get a full versions of the Subnautica big iron? best piece of musik ever
I saw the notification and thought it was a real guide from some other channel only to see you talking about a country song on twitter.
I have no idea what I've watched, but I watched it until the end.
Ok kilian how did you know i listened to big iron for over an hour while playing subnautica? You must be spying on me i'm leaving earth
Man not only a cover of 'Ghost Riders in the Sky' but also 'Convoy' how you spoil us my good sir.
As a Greek person I can confirm Alanthros is an accurate depiction of the average Greek person