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  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 Рік тому +69

    The bolter sounds so weak wtf lol it sounds like a .223

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Рік тому +35

      Not gonna lie, I don’t like Warhammer, but as a gun owner myself if you think that the bolter in this sounds like an AR-15 firing .223 - you either need your ears thoroughly checked for damage or have never actually fired that gun.

    • @Crizzly122
      @Crizzly122 Рік тому +7

      @@CRDubU wow you're nice

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Рік тому +24

      Damn right! Make sure to take a coupon to get your 10 minutes back! :D

    • @aldimrmr4108
      @aldimrmr4108 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@CRDubU bruh 😂

    • @noahthompson3451
      @noahthompson3451 2 місяці тому

      @@CRDubUare you being sarcastic? Is that the joke?

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 3 роки тому +758

    "I only have four bullets left"
    "THAT IS FOUR MORE HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    That is a phenomenal answer and very on point for a Space Marine

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 4 роки тому +3618

    I love how that one guardsman's friends tried to warn him about holding a bolter before he was executed for heresy

    • @immaturedemolitions8220
      @immaturedemolitions8220 3 роки тому +125

      They tried, so thats worth something XD

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 роки тому +12

      REPENT!

    • @henriqueribeiro8167
      @henriqueribeiro8167 3 роки тому +107

      He did accept a weapon blessed by the arch enemy willingly, pure heresy. The friend who tried to conspire with this heresy should be made a servitor as an example to the Regiment, thinking is not his strong suit clearly.

    • @Thecommander248
      @Thecommander248 3 роки тому +18

      @@henriqueribeiro8167 this is fair.

    • @Northbravo
      @Northbravo 3 роки тому +11

      Man knows a bit of lore lol

  • @agentmaine4746
    @agentmaine4746 4 роки тому +2737

    "BLAST THE GUARDSMAN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!" Some Imperial Fist that wanted to be a Grey Knight but wasn't a psyker.

    • @joshua41175
      @joshua41175 4 роки тому +148

      In the closet Black Templar

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 4 роки тому +72

      It's barely canon as well at this point given that half the fucking imperium is split by a giant warp rift :P

    • @mylesaway2566
      @mylesaway2566 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @Cynocehali
      @Cynocehali 4 роки тому +1

      lolol!

    • @segolar
      @segolar 4 роки тому +51

      Funniest thing is that as Cadian Guardsmen the are VERY well aware of Chaos

  • @chaplainbarton6186
    @chaplainbarton6186 4 роки тому +3656

    When a Skitarii dies, I guess their final words is Windows XP shutdown

    • @CustodianHadrian
      @CustodianHadrian 4 роки тому +40

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew How can I disagree with such an amazing fact?

    • @rutrwer8220
      @rutrwer8220 4 роки тому +7

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew Linux

    • @blitz4561
      @blitz4561 3 роки тому +10

      Oh my god it all makes sense, STEVSN HAWKINS WAS A SKITARII

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 роки тому +1

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      Early Longhorn Beta had a better startup and shutdown sound, though.

    • @VestedUTuber
      @VestedUTuber 3 роки тому

      @@NicoLas-xy3ew
      You've obviously never heard Longhorn's startup and shutdown sounds, but I don't blame you - most of the early development builds are pretty obscure.

  • @ThumbsHunter
    @ThumbsHunter 4 роки тому +3542

    guardsman: "i got 4 bullets in my gun..."
    me: ye, he should retreat and get more ammo.
    speesmahreen: "brother, that is 4 heretics you can kill!"
    me: hes got a point.

    • @MrJebudu
      @MrJebudu 4 роки тому +129

      fix bayonets but don't stop the artillery

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 3 роки тому +52

      a space marine wouldn't refer to a guardsmen as brother.

    • @arcuserarc1201
      @arcuserarc1201 3 роки тому +42

      @@redjaygaming9757 maybe a Salamander?

    • @thethirdsicily4802
      @thethirdsicily4802 3 роки тому +37

      @@redjaygaming9757 Probably "comrade" or just refer to them as brothers like "brothers in arms"

    • @redjaygaming9757
      @redjaygaming9757 3 роки тому +21

      @@arcuserarc1201 salamanders are kind but they don't view guardsmen as brothers.

  • @i_am_the_monkey_king
    @i_am_the_monkey_king 4 роки тому +2164

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *multiple Bolters firing at one IG*
    A Space Marine does not know the concept of Over Kill.

    • @LecherousLizard
      @LecherousLizard 4 роки тому +88

      It's only "Open fire" and "I need to reload".

    • @thescholarlychronicler1805
      @thescholarlychronicler1805 4 роки тому +8

      There is no such concept to their minds.

    • @Qwufi
      @Qwufi 4 роки тому +5

      Though it meant to be funny that was kinda awesome to be honest.

    • @arielfetters5662
      @arielfetters5662 4 роки тому +29

      Ah yes, overkill. An ancient concept from the dark days before the Emperor, it was later replaced by the words 'proper applications of available firepower'.

    • @namekman01
      @namekman01 4 роки тому +18

      RIP AND TEAR UNTIL... oh wait, wrong franchise

  • @imalemon6626
    @imalemon6626 3 роки тому +339

    "Sir, the Space Marines are all in one piece, but 3 quarters of the Guardsmen and Skitarii were blown in half."
    "What else is new?"
    "By the space marines."
    "WHAT ELSE IS NEW?"

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer 4 роки тому +1033

    In my experience it's never a particularly good sign when an Astartes starts a sentence with "It's not heretical if-".

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le 4 роки тому +106

      Do you want corruption and chaos space marines? Because that's how you get corruption and chaos space marines.

    • @kato1kalin
      @kato1kalin 4 роки тому +49

      The codec astarte does not support this action

    • @mahoganydoughnut6082
      @mahoganydoughnut6082 3 роки тому +59

      @@kato1kalin
      NO
      ~SPACE BOOK

    • @SKdestroyer95
      @SKdestroyer95 3 роки тому +37

      "Its not heretical if I kill The Emperor and take over..."
      "But the space book says we cant"
      "WELL I CANT READ!"

    • @CQBlitz0
      @CQBlitz0 3 роки тому +16

      @@mahoganydoughnut6082 *the space book says this is b a d*

  • @insaincaldo
    @insaincaldo 4 роки тому +1031

    "YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!"
    *Four bolters starts emptying clips*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 4 роки тому +20

      Heresy of the highest order if only I had the power to give them flamers!!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 роки тому +24

      @Quiet&Angry The standard ammunition receptacle for bolters are referred to in codexes as both a clip, or magazines. So cease your anger and commence your quiet.

    • @oter1237
      @oter1237 4 роки тому +13

      @@insaincaldo that doesn't make clip the right word, a clip is.. a clip.. a magazine is a containment unit for ammunition, clips are... tiny clips...

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 4 роки тому +10

      @@oter1237 Not my fault, not my problem. If that is right in their world, who am I to push up my figurative grasses and question the lore man?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 4 роки тому +5

      @@oter1237 *The Codex Astartes does not support your definition.*

  • @KanuckStreams
    @KanuckStreams 4 роки тому +591

    Master Chief: *Survives falling into a planet from orbit.*
    Space Marine: "Lemme try that!"

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 4 роки тому +34

      You know assuming said marine has a jump pack they totally can survive the re-entry...and if they don't their armor will.

    • @vulkanXVII
      @vulkanXVII 4 роки тому +11

      a spartan would never survive that neither would a space marine but the armour would as shining said

    • @catlord9001
      @catlord9001 4 роки тому +42

      @@vulkanXVII And then there's Vulkan, who can survive that kind of thing while naked. After getting tortured constantly for several months. After getting carpet-nuked.

    • @Chaoslordx13
      @Chaoslordx13 4 роки тому +18

      Lore wise assault marines do this on the regular and terminators can too.

    • @brandonbrown6922
      @brandonbrown6922 4 роки тому +22

      @@catlord9001 No he can't 'survive' that. It will certainly kill him.
      The fact that he won't stay dead doesn't stop that.

  • @BadSkeelz
    @BadSkeelz 4 роки тому +1306

    0:20 "What the fuck was that?"
    The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +144

      This one got me to laugh pretty hard.

    • @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog
      @slogyourgrogyouoldseadog 3 роки тому +57

      * sounds of a space marine falling out of the sky and hitting some poor guardsmen at mach 5 and crushing him like a meat soda can *

    • @WarmageGarrison
      @WarmageGarrison 3 роки тому +12

      Highly underrated comment right here

    • @Lobertherp
      @Lobertherp 3 роки тому +9

      Thank you commander boreale!

    • @jare3459
      @jare3459 3 роки тому +6

      That is what not staying clear of the drop pod lunching area isn't be followed

  • @shotguntony4730
    @shotguntony4730 4 роки тому +859

    "GET IN THE CAR!!!"
    "I only got 4 bullets for my gun!"
    "I DO NOT CARE GET INTO THE CAR!!!"
    "BROTHER that is 4 heretics YOU CAN KILL!"
    That man is speaking facts right there.

    • @nat1nick
      @nat1nick 3 роки тому +4

      This is EXACTLY the response i expected

  • @rwyland
    @rwyland 4 роки тому +823

    *windows xp shutdown sounds*
    Ah I see the ancient tech of the skitarii has crashed. May he find his toasters in the great sky kitchen of the emperor.

  • @metalcotton4656
    @metalcotton4656 4 роки тому +466

    Not shown: The Imperial Fist turning off his voice modifier and immediately reverting to an increasingly apologetic SwaggerSouls after accidentally shooting an advancing friendly.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +119

      FUCK OUTTA HERE COTTON, GIVIN AWAY SECRETS

  • @pilotj9467
    @pilotj9467 4 роки тому +1107

    Nobody:
    Slaanesh Demons: 1:44

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +101

      *Blam*

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 4 роки тому +128

      I love how he just casually turned, wasted the Guardsman, and then turned back. Like he was just taking out the trash.

    • @zachk9491
      @zachk9491 4 роки тому +14

      Slaanesh Big Titty just tryna to sway the odd ones

    • @enannoter
      @enannoter 4 роки тому +28

      Thank god no inquisitor was near by or the entire planet would been blown by exterminatus

    • @ajspin2642
      @ajspin2642 4 роки тому +10

      ALA-KABLAM!

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 4 роки тому +128

    “Death is not merely the end of your journey, it’s your glorious finale” words to die by

  • @truthfulkarl
    @truthfulkarl 4 роки тому +1068

    you have 4 rounds left?
    YOU STILL HAVE A BAYONET, CHARGE!

    • @platycryptusundatus7144
      @platycryptusundatus7144 4 роки тому +19

      The Death Korps of Krieg would be ashamed of him

    • @Ulfsark1602
      @Ulfsark1602 4 роки тому +8

      More than enough for any task.

    • @truthfulkarl
      @truthfulkarl 4 роки тому +7

      @@Ulfsark1602 exactly, their only duty is to die for the emperor, We of the Krieg Death Korp know this

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 4 роки тому +4

      @cheese and crackers Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon!

    • @Hollow-Eyes
      @Hollow-Eyes 4 роки тому +3

      YOU STILL HAVE HANDS BROTHER. WHEN THEY BLOW OFF YOUR ARMS THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOU USE YOUR TEETH!

  • @richardsavings6690
    @richardsavings6690 4 роки тому +117

    4:20 What it sounds like when a techpriest yawns.

  • @Yahuaa
    @Yahuaa 4 роки тому +141

    5:15 Mechanicus didn't steal shit! We reclaimed a holy relic.

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 3 роки тому +6

      (Gets blamed by a bolter)

    • @Yahuaa
      @Yahuaa 3 роки тому +3

      @@natecondy6193 Ba…. nana…. (Windows Shutdown)

    • @kriegertechpriest7011
      @kriegertechpriest7011 2 роки тому +1

      .... *sighs* And that is why I stay away from most space marine polotics

  • @FrankieMankie
    @FrankieMankie 4 роки тому +574

    You literally killed more friendlies than enemies xD

    • @frankteng
      @frankteng 4 роки тому +106

      Sounds about right for some of the inquisitors.

    • @deanmckellar619
      @deanmckellar619 4 роки тому +93

      They became enemies themselves when they turned their back on the Imperium of Man!

    • @fjrapper436
      @fjrapper436 4 роки тому +36

      No no what you meant to say is that you killed more heretics

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 4 роки тому +35

      That is just the game being unable to distinguish friend from heretic. "INNOCENCE PROVES NOTHING."

    • @Dadecorban
      @Dadecorban 4 роки тому

      were they though...

  • @blackoutninja
    @blackoutninja 2 роки тому +41

    Hearing the Skitarii shout "For the emperor!" in the background at 02:45 was adorable

  • @jackdaalfbrainork6392
    @jackdaalfbrainork6392 4 роки тому +102

    0:17 when your ready to kill the heretics but forgot your not in a drop pod

  • @АлександрБыкадоров-т9р

    3:43 i just love how this situation can be perfectly be in WH40K

  • @tdvwest9514
    @tdvwest9514 4 роки тому +258

    1:18 I wonder if a guardsmen ever snapped and said this to a space marine in lore.

    • @zengen1432
      @zengen1432 3 роки тому +76

      Lol I'd like to imagine that happened but let's be honest if that did happen the guardsman would be so fucking dead

    • @mrcopycat2355
      @mrcopycat2355 3 роки тому +52

      @@zengen1432 That or promoted

    • @gideonmele1556
      @gideonmele1556 3 роки тому +53

      Salamander: “you know... he has a point”
      Tu’Shan: “buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn ahahahahaa!!”

    • @eletrictarantula2321
      @eletrictarantula2321 3 роки тому +27

      Most of the space marines:WTF did you just call me you little shit!?

  • @raider3167
    @raider3167 4 роки тому +93

    “Well this is awkward... BLAST THE GUARDSMEN, THEY KNOW OF CHAOS!”
    I haven’t laughed this hard in forever!

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  3 роки тому +620

    "What happened to the end music?"
    It got copyright claimed, so I substituted it. Found out that since this video was uploaded, UMG's claim earned them over $5K off my video, and since this damned thing gets reuploaded without credit on multiple platforms anyway and I frankly need the money, the song was replaced to make the video monetizer-friendly. Thanks for understanding, sorry if I come off as another prick complaining from a high tower, but I don't make much money as a civil servant, and this move helps buy groceries.

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 3 роки тому +51

      it's all good, everyone knows that this platform is a struggle when it comes to monetization, and it's perfectly understandable to try and avoid copyright or edit out copyrighted parts to avoid demonetization.

    • @jobRobbemond
      @jobRobbemond 3 роки тому +10

      A real shame you had to remove it, but glad that you found an alternative solution. Sounds like a pain to deal with honestly.

    • @sharkie0042
      @sharkie0042 3 роки тому +8

      Ah so that’s why you reappeared in my recommendations. Because UA-cam seems to like you again

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv 3 роки тому +5

      I don't see yellow marks on the bar?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  3 роки тому +11

      @@BrunoSantos-jp1lv Mid-roll ads are only available for vids over 8 minutes in length. I can only use pre-and-post-roll ads.

  • @godssilliestclown8862
    @godssilliestclown8862 4 роки тому +61

    3:30 stunningly immersive role-playing

  • @Naurfae
    @Naurfae 3 роки тому +38

    *performs first aid on a skitarii*
    "Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

    • @luangomes2431
      @luangomes2431 3 роки тому +1

      Wait so basicaly if i treat them like a computer when they malfuction and hit them they will work with more effiency

  • @WhimsicalCreature457
    @WhimsicalCreature457 4 роки тому +37

    4:20
    The sound of a Toaster-Collector shutting down

  • @nicolascoast9653
    @nicolascoast9653 4 роки тому +359

    Hmmmmm I never knew that the Imperial Fist Chapter can recruit commisars into their ranks, well I mean look at this space marine, his past life muscle memory are kicking in, executing guardsman like its second nature

    • @imperialfist2304
      @imperialfist2304 4 роки тому +43

      We take *preacautions*

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 4 роки тому +13

      I think this was some kind of testing squad of the imperial fists which only consisted of ex-commisars

    • @ranger3576
      @ranger3576 3 роки тому +1

      It ain’t training. Just Genetics. Commissars aren’t trained, they’re just born with a need to kill Guardsmen. Except the ones in the Krieg corps. They don’t get the chance.

    • @TheHeadofTheCity
      @TheHeadofTheCity 3 роки тому

      They aren't just for killing coward guardsmen, they are also for keeping morale high and making people loyal to the imperium in the darkest times

  • @Xloudy684
    @Xloudy684 4 роки тому +80

    "Brother...
    That is FOUR HERETICS YOU CAN KILL"
    Such a warhammer thing to say 🤣🤣🤣

  • @canadianbean6736
    @canadianbean6736 4 роки тому +901

    *Incoherent Spanish*

    • @specter3983
      @specter3983 4 роки тому +46

      Someone shoot that one!

    • @caro7048
      @caro7048 4 роки тому +59

      So... Spanish Inquisition?

    • @Therexlord1
      @Therexlord1 4 роки тому +16

      Español incoherente

    • @Uutron
      @Uutron 4 роки тому +3

      @Quentin No, it sounded more like spanish.

    • @bradsmithy4380
      @bradsmithy4380 3 роки тому +3

      Yet another inferior xeno tongue.

  • @dangerouslysafe3
    @dangerouslysafe3 4 роки тому +120

    0:16 As you can see, early tests of the widely famous "Deepstrike" stratagem were often met with disastrous results....

  • @ivankrasnov2766
    @ivankrasnov2766 4 роки тому +44

    Ah yes. A real Imperial footage.
    10% fighting xenos. 90% shooting each other.

  • @CheezeWuz
    @CheezeWuz 3 роки тому +21

    "if you all collected the Emperor's treadmills more maybe you could keep up"
    GOLD pure GOLD

  • @weasel003gaming7
    @weasel003gaming7 4 роки тому +49

    1:17 the best line to an Astartes related to Warhammer I've ever heard XD

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller9642 4 роки тому +301

    Fun fact: the Salamanders Chapter are known to Care for Guards Men.

    • @atomicbuttocks
      @atomicbuttocks 3 роки тому +17

      They's the ones that like burning shit right
      I'm not well versed in Warhammer lore

    • @AM-ep1rv
      @AM-ep1rv 3 роки тому +1

      @@atomicbuttocks and the black ones

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 3 роки тому +3

      Space wolves and the lemntors too

    • @ab14967
      @ab14967 3 роки тому +9

      @@atomicbuttocks Yup. Their answer to dealing with anything in general? Flamers, Heavy Flamers.

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 3 роки тому +2

      The fists however are not.

  • @Энгримарин
    @Энгримарин 4 роки тому +153

    2:30 - A strategic position is being captured!

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 4 роки тому +83

    Those Skitarii are embracing *The Jawa instinct*.

    • @ironbomb6753
      @ironbomb6753 3 роки тому +4

      Now that you mention it, they do look like Jawas.🤣🤣👍

  • @CRDubU
    @CRDubU  4 роки тому +1290

    FAQ:
    Q: "What game/mod is this?"
    A: The game is called Arma 3, released in 2013 and still well-alive today thanks to the modding communities. While I do not have the full specific mod list as this op was months ago, the big Warhammer 40K mod I'd recommend is "GrimDark Armory," however there are many others available as well.
    Q: "What voice changer did you use?"
    A: I use the program "VoiceMod Pro", costs a one-time fee of $20 and gives good quality changers. The specific voice use for the Space Marine is catalogued "Cs ct" in the program. This voice changer was also used in my SCP: Secret Laboratory video.
    Q: "What unit is this and can I join?"
    A: So this is where the story gets a bit complicated. Due to disagreements, I've since left the Arma 3 group featured in this video and am no longer associated with them - however I can still say that despite my reasons for leaving they are a good group of people. Their name is "Ignis Corp" and if you'd be interested in joining them, you can find their Discord linked in the description of this video. Ignis Corp is a worthy Arma 3 public group of quality people right up there with the Cadian XXth, TMTM, and TSB Gamers. If you join them from my videos, let 'em know I sent ya.
    Q: "When's the next video?"
    A: When I make it. That might sound like a cop-out answer, but there really is no upload schedule. I work as a full-time 911 dispatcher at my local sheriff’s office, and my schedule fluctuates between 40 hours/week or more depending on what they need, so I work on videos when I have the time and motivation. If you see me upload 3 videos in two weeks then go silent for two months, this is why. I'm not dead and I have not given up on making videos - I enjoy this *waaaaay* too much to do either.
    Q: "Can you make a video playing as [insert 40K faction/Space Marine chapter]? That'd be really cool!"
    A: Most likely no. I'm honestly not much of a fan of Warhammer 40K overall (it's not that I dislike it, it's just not my cup of tea) and I like playing games that aren't Arma 3, so please don't expect this to be my regular content. I won't blame you for leaving if you're just here for Warhammer, but if you watched for my over-edited video style and comedic group banter, I can happily say you'll enjoy the rest of my content.
    Thanks for reading this! If you have any questions that I didn't answer, feel free to let me know and I'll do my best to answer! Glad ya'll stopped by!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +37

      @KR Prepare for a big-ass wall of text:
      Like I said, it's not that I _dislike_ 40K, it just isn't my cup of tea. Warhammer is not bad, but it's also built on the premise of being awesome over making sense, like much of the fantasy that inspired it.
      I'm a person who gets a kick out of studying how fictional societies function and could realistically operate. What's their logistics network like to get supplies to-and-from? How exactly is morale and order kept in the armed forces? What's the economic policies that allow the military industrial complex to flourish? What do civilians believe and feel? What reason do people have to fight and die, their motivations?
      Warhammer (in my opinion) suffers logically from being a "grim dark" story - much like the SCP Foundation, things are prioritized when written to be badass and cause misery-and-suffering and to be _dark_ more than they are written to make sense. Does that make 40K fans stupid or otherwise bad for enjoying it? Not at all, like previously said, Warhammer is built first-and-foremost to be awesome, and it does this well. If you can overlook all the logical and "realism" problems then more power to ya - _I_ just have a really hard time enjoying it.
      I could honestly make an entire 30 minute video essay explaining my problems with 40K's writing and universe, but I try to respect others' rights to enjoy something that I-myself don't, and I also don't want the drama. I already have 40K lore aficionados upset with _this video_ because we didn't abide by the lore while playing, and while that is a minority of the 40K community, they're loud enough that it persuades me to kinda avoid the franchise entirely - whether interacting positively or critically.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 роки тому +7

      Question: Why do the Spae Marines have their heads in their crotches?

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +13

      @Cillian Moran No idea. Arma 3 (and subsequently the mods made for it) are wacky and unstable, so it probably has to do with that. I don’t really understand the technical side of things enough to properly explain it.

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 роки тому +5

      @@CRDubU Thanks. It's been noticed in other Arma vids on Warhammer too. ( Rimmy's vid called "The Guard, Space Marines and Navy" and "Taniths First and Only". It never really was explained.

    • @mr.badnade3309
      @mr.badnade3309 4 роки тому +5

      @@CRDubU It's because the space marine head is supposed to be set for the player in the profile. The Space Marine is a new skeleton which requires a custom head in this case. If you don't use one, you get the head in the crotch problem. It is stated in the mods description if I recall. Also I recommend using Imperial Conquest over Grimdark Armory. The IG uniforms look so much better and have other IG units (Tempestus Scion and Steel Legion at the moment).

  • @Grayhem1136
    @Grayhem1136 4 роки тому +81

    99% Casualty Rating - Success.

  • @Standingcrown
    @Standingcrown 4 роки тому +33

    0:17 *FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD!*

    • @natecondy6193
      @natecondy6193 3 роки тому +2

      0:40 (hears screaming) space marine hits the ground with the energy of a small nuke

  • @E6PO1
    @E6PO1 4 роки тому +51

    I literally lol’d when the three Space marines just unload their entire magazines into the heretics corpse. Can’t be a heretic if you’re disintegrated.

  • @kuradamax
    @kuradamax 4 роки тому +59

    2:59
    Space Marine: **sees an Executioner Plasma Cannon through his scope** "SHOOT THAT ONE"
    yep, that checks out

  • @TheAutoman217
    @TheAutoman217 4 роки тому +14

    "Shut up! You're a walking tank!" -Guardsman to Space Marine

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511
    @enricopaolocoronado2511 4 роки тому +1847

    I don't why, but just seeing Imperial Fist Astartes yell at some random Skitarii boys was very amusing.
    EDIT: Alright, how the hell did this accumulate over 1K likes? Not complaining, but I am confused that many people agree with me.

    • @tanklover385
      @tanklover385 4 роки тому +37

      All we need is a very suggestive dreadnoughg custodian

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra 4 роки тому +22

      Indeed. Skitarii are funny . . . They have robot toes . . .

    • @leion800
      @leion800 4 роки тому +7

      @@ThePraetorianOfTerra are you proud of boy's recent antics?

    • @sethomeara9599
      @sethomeara9599 4 роки тому +6

      Rogal Dorn skitarii are not funny, they are skitarii

    • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
      @ThePraetorianOfTerra 4 роки тому +13

      They are funny . . . to me

  • @fallenwayward
    @fallenwayward 4 роки тому +52

    Omg i started dying at 1:14, and never caught my breath

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 4 роки тому +116

    Coming from Rimmy's 40k videos, this looks so much better. God damn I love the banter. Also feels a bit more lax, like everyone knows they are there to be big metal banana's, cannon fodder, and toasters, and just have fun.
    Also, 5:00 that is the first time I've heard a Space Marine in actual panic xD

    • @GovernmentMuffins
      @GovernmentMuffins 4 роки тому +24

      The problem with watching rimmys videos is that he's 90% of the time commanding the op so they tend to not fuck around as much. But if you watch stream vods from some of the squad leaders or just random people we tend to fuck around a lot. Also you cant really clap friendlies as much because the Cadian uses ace and not vanilla so it can be a pain/time consuming to get them back up.

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper 4 роки тому +22

    1:16 the one voice of reason of the imperial guardsmen

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 4 роки тому +50

    5:31 See this is why you don't touch heretic weapons. The whole company falls to Chaos.

  • @AlshainFR
    @AlshainFR 4 роки тому +31

    1:45 Considering they're Imperial Fists, they probably are

  • @aerialace2562
    @aerialace2562 4 роки тому +432

    Please for the love of god make more

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +52

      Don't worry, I ain't done with these operation videos yet! Just trying to get the next episode of Stateside out before I do more op videos.

    • @aerialace2562
      @aerialace2562 4 роки тому +6

      C R DubU can’t wait I love it when your a space marine

    • @SunbroSquirrel
      @SunbroSquirrel 4 роки тому +14

      For the love of the emperor*

    • @newatlantic7228
      @newatlantic7228 4 роки тому +5

      For the love of what? Do we have a heretic in our midst?

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 4 роки тому +2

      @@newatlantic7228 no clearly the shit that lorgar wrote said that you were a god so it makes sense!!!!!!!!! no heresy!!!!!!

  • @TheBonesMalone
    @TheBonesMalone 3 роки тому +9

    "Half of the Imperium's funding comes from WIKIPEDIA, the free online Encyclopedia that anyone can edit Gordon!"

  • @cmxcvi.v
    @cmxcvi.v 4 роки тому +455

    "I saw the kitchen in the sky, there is tosters everywhere" - this one just break me for like a minute.
    OMG 310 Likes TY BOIS!

  • @justayoutuberforfun3640
    @justayoutuberforfun3640 3 роки тому +12

    I love how at 0:44 you can just hear his screams before the cut to his body sitting between the three of them.

  • @chipman1589
    @chipman1589 4 роки тому +29

    I did not see my brothers fortifying their positions..... my normal calm has now been compromised

  • @oldensad5541
    @oldensad5541 3 роки тому +1

    -I have FOUR bullets in my gun!
    -BROTHER! That is FOUR heretics you can kill!

  • @joshuapaulbrusola3484
    @joshuapaulbrusola3484 4 роки тому +71

    I laughed so hard when they prayed and the space marine said "Amen" hahaha
    also the end was accurate kill the guardsmen for they know of chaos hahaha 😂😂

  • @marinesinspace6253
    @marinesinspace6253 4 роки тому +50

    Glorious opportunity missed.
    *Windows noise*
    "Skitarii down!"

  • @Энгримарин
    @Энгримарин 4 роки тому +9

    0:18 - What the f*ck is that?
    - Marines squad deploit!

  • @elistewart3435
    @elistewart3435 3 роки тому +4

    “Execute the Mechanicus!”
    Off in the distance you hear, *Boom, Boom, Boom Boom*

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra 4 роки тому +53

    This, was truly glorious . . . I approve.

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans Рік тому +2

    This is just Imperial Fists trying to herd Guardsmen and Skitari

  • @el-fantasma21
    @el-fantasma21 4 роки тому +15

    2:27 that was fucking perfect comedic timing hahaha, especially with the music gj

  • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025

    Cadian Guardsmen: *Trying To Crack A Joke After His Planet Got Cracked So He Dosen't Get Cracked By Depression*
    Imperial Fist: "That Sounds Like Heresy To Me Ngl"

  • @ZAID2041
    @ZAID2041 4 роки тому +21

    I like how the space marine is like guardsmen you may be broken but you’re well to fight is still strong: he is saying that and the enemy are shooting at he
    One of the guardsmen : of course you can say that you are not the one who wearing a tank armor after all

  • @logosicon
    @logosicon 4 роки тому +5

    5:05 "noooo! toaster!
    I don't know why I find this funny....but it is what it is.
    FOR THE EMPEROR!!

  • @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431
    @morpheusbutasasquirtle4431 4 роки тому +6

    'Windows boot up noise happens'
    Immediately suspects the skiitari

  • @Blinks77
    @Blinks77 4 роки тому +1

    "Shut the fuck up, you're a walking tank" the perfect reaction to space marines telling guard to charge ever.

  • @velstro
    @velstro 4 роки тому +30

    I've never seen this side of the Fists before.
    *I like it.*

  • @StaticDisplay
    @StaticDisplay 4 роки тому +9

    I saw RubixRaptor's vid of this operation and I thought to myself "The Astartes seem to be having a lot of fun". Super awesome to see it from your perspective!

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +2

      Thanks! Happy to know that it’s just as fun to watch from my perspective after his!

  • @chestnut4860
    @chestnut4860 Рік тому +3

    That bit with the skitarii looting a fallen spacemarine for tek and the other marine getting mad at them was extremely in character.

  • @oscarcordero7811
    @oscarcordero7811 Рік тому +1

    "Shut the fuck up, your a Walking tank" If this was said to a actual space Marine that Guardsman would had been executed.

  • @Matej_Sojka
    @Matej_Sojka 3 роки тому +4

    Great Kitchen in the sky comment got me giggling uncontrollably at 1:30 at night.

  • @Bill.Papadakis
    @Bill.Papadakis 3 роки тому +2

    "shut the fuck up,you are a walking tank"
    EMPEROR KNOWS how many guardsmen want to tell that to a space marine

  • @speedhalo5428
    @speedhalo5428 4 роки тому +51

    0:16 I can't stop laughing

  • @notbrucewayne5922
    @notbrucewayne5922 4 роки тому +1

    Guardsmen!
    *realizes*
    YOU SHALL NOT HOLD A HERETIC WEAPON!

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy 3 роки тому +12

    2:07 gets me every time.

  • @808dont.6
    @808dont.6 3 роки тому +2

    Skitarii: “I saw the great kitchen in the sky. There’s toasters everywhere!” Lmao 🤣

  • @jiiaga5017
    @jiiaga5017 3 роки тому +3

    "The emperor does not want you stop trying to give your life" is probably the most underrated line in this thing. So Good.

  • @landotucker
    @landotucker Рік тому +1

    "Shut the fuck up! You're a walking tank!" Perfect 👌

  • @vlasbaranyuk5663
    @vlasbaranyuk5663 Рік тому +7

    The amount of friendly fire is lore accurate…

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  Рік тому +1

      Much obliged!

  • @aquapb893
    @aquapb893 4 роки тому +22

    1:42 someone’s been talking to the Dark Eldar a bit too much...

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s 4 роки тому +23

    That was epic levels of roleplay right there xD

  • @michatuodziecki2079
    @michatuodziecki2079 2 роки тому +2

    Skitari like mechanical seaghuls... Technology... Mine! Mine! Mine!

  • @cherryogurt8163
    @cherryogurt8163 3 роки тому +3

    1:45 clear signs of slaanesh's corruption

  • @samuraisan3822
    @samuraisan3822 2 роки тому +1

    Lol, the last video Space Marine has committed genocide to fellow brave Cadian Imperial Guard. RIP.

  • @imperialguardsmen7205
    @imperialguardsmen7205 3 роки тому +3

    "well this is awkward....BLAST THE GUARDSMEN THEY KNOW IM CHAOS"!
    (Alpharius Lives!!!)

  • @jonjaystewart
    @jonjaystewart Рік тому +2

    The cripplingly sarcastic space marines just kill me

  • @andreklinge4052
    @andreklinge4052 4 роки тому +8

    *Hears windows sound*
    ''Dubu looking at Skitarii'' XD

  • @GuninGames
    @GuninGames 4 роки тому +239

    1:17 how to win an argument with a space marine

    • @themarauder6739
      @themarauder6739 3 роки тому +48

      Instructions unclear, I have been blown in half.

    • @strikerdoc_4205
      @strikerdoc_4205 3 роки тому +19

      But it true tho, we are but meat sacs and they have 300 pounds thick in metal around ever inch of there bodys so like stfu your a walking tank.

  • @blooddoctor2721
    @blooddoctor2721 4 роки тому +2

    There is so much friendly fire that even caboose would get jealous.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  4 роки тому +1

      I like your funny references, magic man!

    • @blooddoctor2721
      @blooddoctor2721 4 роки тому +1

      @@CRDubU Nothing bad ever happens to the space marines.

  • @codyerickson3550
    @codyerickson3550 4 роки тому +4

    “Your bodies may be broken Guardsman, but your will to fight is your show of devotion!”
    “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU’RE A WALKING TANK!!”
    This is a canon conversion between a Astartes and a Guardman and no one can tell me otherwise.

  • @Meanslicer43
    @Meanslicer43 2 роки тому +1

    I am taking such a dive through your channel and I have finally found a video of your Igniscorp shenanigans that I've already seen from another perspective. this is amazing.

    • @CRDubU
      @CRDubU  2 роки тому

      Welcome aboard!

  • @saucynaut
    @saucynaut 4 роки тому +6

    I was waiting for the quote at 2:40 (The Fallen Shall Be Forever Remembered As The Emperor's Finest)

  • @Bowtietwin8495
    @Bowtietwin8495 2 роки тому +2

    The part about the football pads are fuckin true you literally have to turn around to look at someone. 🤣

  • @GrandMoffSilvey
    @GrandMoffSilvey 4 роки тому +20

    "I cry out for troops and you give me rhetoric - I plead for ammunition and you give me speeches - I ask you again, Commander, what can you pledge me?"
    "A heroic death, Captain."

  • @gearsofwolf
    @gearsofwolf 4 роки тому +8

    "They have Robot toes!"
    "They have robot toes Yes!"

  • @barrybadman4624
    @barrybadman4624 3 роки тому +6

    I did not realise the last thing he says is "the guardsman blast them they know of Chaos!" It's just so 40K! Spend forever fighting against chaos and then your own side kills you because you know about it because you fought against it for them