Sisters of Battle - A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k
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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2020
- It's about time for another 40k Fustercluck, isn't it? This time around we get to suffer through using 40k mods AND new ACE medical at the same time. I continue to hold my stance that new ACE medical is a painful addition that could be easily remedied with a few fixes.
What unit/clan is this?
This is my unit, the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. It can be found in the discord: / discord
We've got a poster of us now too, done by an amazing artist: store.yogscast.com/Cadian-Poster
What is this mod?
A combination of Grimdark Armory & There is Only War. GDA was used for most of the weapons, Sisters of Battle, aircraft and vehicles, while TIOW was primarily used for the uniforms.
The enemy airstrikes were handled by Drongo's Air Operations combined with Drongo's AI Fire Support, which let the enemy forward air controllers call in Blood Pact aircraft.
Are you SovietWomble?
I wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. I try to put out a video every three days, hence why not every single video will be a Fustercluck or not as long or detailed as I'd like. Time constraints are a problem.
Game:
store.steampowered.com/app/10...
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Livestreams:
/ rimmy
Discord:
/ discord
Twitter:
/ rimmy_downunder
Second Channel w/ Full Stream VODs:
/ @rimmyjerrybeansman
#warhammer40k #arma #fustercluck - Ігри
Songs, I'll update them if/when people ask for the others:
8:30 -ish, the combat music is: Ghostly - Tigerblood Jewel
9:10 -ish, Ripper decided to slip over is: Psychedelic Mushrooms - T. Morri
11:05 -ish, Ripper gets nuked is: Pretenders - Under Earth
There's also "A Dying Star" by Marc Torch at around 4:20
do you like lirus style of zeusing and not triggers .....Liru the Lance Corporal
Marching in formation and singing to impress the Adeptus Sororitas?
Sounds like you're simping for Sisters, Guardsmen; that there's a blam-ing.
0:49
I swear I hear the very start of Factorio's main menu music.
hoooly shit Ghostly is such a fucking banger
Okay, Who else was genuinely impressed by Digby's rendition of British Grenadiers
It deserves it's own video
@@Kirkmaximus it really does
Digby is a God at coming up with songs.
Let's force him to make whole song.
@@aleksandronix Agreed. Commissar, have StringStorm publish it on their YT channel. That way it will end up in a Bruva Alfabusa video ^^
"Ain't dead."
Commendations to Ripper for carrying out their mission despite the loss of their Hydra. Like true Guardsmen.
They are the AA detachment. Losing their ride doesn't free them of AA duty.
Reminds me of monty python and the holy grail
"I'm not dead yet!"
Baah, Kriegsmen woulda taken the T-bolt down by shovel!!!
Cadia broke before the guard
that was truly an epic moment
1:38
My machine spirit is lazy,It has decided to take a nap.
Rimmy:I'm sorry?carry on
Tank flipped over ._.
I died when I heard that lol
Popular image of Sisters of Battle: Fierce, wrathful valkyries; Emperor's angels of death; Bolter Bitches.
Actual Sisters of Battle: Your auntie Lizzie you don't visit very often because she's... peculiar.
You mean she owns a lot of cats or she keeps asking you to wash her car shirtless as she watches from across the lawn?
@@redeye4516 Yes
Both
*"So it's all just flipped tanks and Emperor's E-girls?"*
*"Always has been."*
Nice
**kingdom of predators plays**
Almost everyone in the empire is a simp for big E.
TheDieThrower i mean your not wrong
I would pay actual money to see Rimmy do an Upper Schola roleplay scenario, with the young Commissar Digby and his love trist with a Sister of Battle.
I second this idea
Slaanesh is interested. Wait.....
Kalin Angelove who isn’t Slaanesh interested one tho?
@@tenacityxl Prudes.
supported the idea with absolute violence
Of course the Sisters provide a buff: it’s the power of Girls Might Be Watching. The most powerful force known to man, next to free t-shirts
they all pale in comparison to the fear of being executed by the commissar
Josuke Higashikata
How about this....Scary *female* commissars watching over you!
@Retard Corpsman 😳
Retard Corpsman oh shit
@@retardcorpsman commissar waifu all good untill you show up late for the date 😨
*Sister of battle*
"The walking sexual frustration"
you don’t even *know*
After reading Cain, Eisenhorn and Drago… Inquisitors are far worse.
@@thil2894 Most inquisitors are competent considering how most of them actually have to reach that position via being acolytes and go deal with so much shite that most humans would lose their sanity from.
But there are also good number of bad apples :P
@@thil2894 We don't speak of Drago... *EVER!* ... Inquistor Amberley Vail on the other hand, you may talk about the Blonde, Soprano, Ordo Xenos Waifu all you like
@@Elmithian I was speaking in term of sexual frustration...
Ripper being deleted from existence looks like something out of a movie
It looked pretty bad@$$!
and the gun flying backwards was a nice added touch
5 seconds later: *Ripper pops out of the tank* "Ain't dead!"
Ripper crew standing in the smoke of their destroyed Hydra cheerily trying to down the enemy aircraft with their pistols looks like something out of a fustercluck
its one of those moments as soon as you saw the missle it was like it had "Fuck you in particular" written on it as it slammed dead centre into Ripper, i can only imagine they survived by being in the turret that was blasted clear, one of those gaming moments where its aperfect shot you cant avoid but see coming and you just end up sat there going "Well thats fair" as your blown into your component atoms
For all servants of the Emperor I request a full version of the "Imperial Guard" as sung by Commisar Digby.
The Imperial Guard
Adapted and Sung by Commisar Digby of the Cadian XXth
Some talk of Ollanius Pius,
And some of Ciaphas Cain.
Of Yarrick and Sly Marbo,
And other greats the same.
But of all the world's great heroes,
There's none more glorious,
Than the row row row row row row row
of the Imperial Guard.
Wherever we're commanded,
To form our firing lines.
Our leaders stand before us,
Unaware of Xenos swine.
To them and their commanders,
They crumble into dust.
And they march into the firing line,
Of the great Imperial Guard!
I'm going to need a few more stanzas of that, for it is glorious
@@DoubleTrouble-li5wi rip Gaunt and his ghosts no songs for them
Look up praetorian guard on 1d4chan
"My machine spirit is lazy"
Rimmy: "I'm sorry..."
2 seconds later
Tank crew: "Tank flipped over!"
Everybody laughs
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"Tank flipped over"
Hmmmm. It requires a shot of recaf combined with sacred oil and a quick jolt of voltage. That should purge any Demons of Sloth from its system!
I don’t remember rapunzel being rescued by the Cadian XXth in the movie but I like this version more.
commisars will use intestines of guardsmen to get to her tower and ask her for feet pics
If Disney and GW both go under all the Disney movies can be redone as crossovers.
A shy commissary tries to ask out a sorrorita and he says: Hey there lady.... what do you think about white nationalism?
@@jk5399 ?
Thing is... she sounded like Lucius the Eternal from Bruva Alfabusa’s TTS
guardsmen: man i cant wait to fight with the sisters of battle
the sisters of battle: hello~
Fighting or "fighting"?
@@JakeBaldwin1 KRUMPIN
Hope I wasn't the only one getting SovietWomble flashbacks from that moment.
Sister of Battle: Ara Ara~
@@baconwhale6414 that works too.
11:46
Rimmy: ''Fire at that aircraft we don't have AA, but we only have massed ground fire.''
Me: ''Ah yes accuracy in volume of fire.''
Good ol' Afghan AA. If it worked against the soviets it might just work against Chaos.
"Quantity is its own quality."
@@KanuckStreams I wanted to say that!
yeh dats da roight proppa dakka dat is boyz
@@doomyboi Boss, we ran outta dakka shootin at dem space marines. D'ya reckon we shud frow de humies at em now? it worked last time wiv dem Salamander boys... not so much wiv dem Nighty Lords though.
Digby: Even the Adeptus Sororitas can learn from a commissar.
Me: Try explaining that to their faces and see how quickly the heavy flamers come out.
Do you want to get melta'd? Cause that's how you get melta'd.
@@LelouchVee seen it happen before
@@LelouchVee Digby: OH DEAR EMPEROR MY EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE AAAAHHHHHH!!!
If Commissar Cain could talk some sense into them then so can Commissar Digby.
@@ethicsgradient2525 good luck getting anything into a commissars head without getting shot
"Guilty of violation of article 08-44-78b, intoxication on duty."
*Sniffs Amasec as the horizon does flips* "Aren't we all, commissar?"
I thought that was Sofia Miacova at the begining.
Same
THATS WHERE I KNOW IT FROM
Someone tell Cyanide we found her
I WAS CATFISHED!!!!!
Of course The Famed Sister of Battle Sofia Miacova
Remember, never mention the red rage or call them “Bolter Bitches” unless you want to be the third individual to reach space without aid of a vehicle, the first two being the ones who found out this the hard way.
@Tim stro59 BRONY COOL PERSON
@@AceOfBlackjack Ok Mr Flimsy Card.
@@airplanemaniacgaming7877Hell. And when your their I will… uhm… man this was really mean sorry mate uhm…
The machine spirit demands a belly rub.
so the machine spirit has been spending some time with the space wolves?
@@nathansnape9614 well they do have machines soo yah
@@nathansnape9614 it was shipped in the same cargo hold as a space Wolf rhino…
That "Ripper get out!" was something out of a movie
Had chills from that. Except Ripper lived, soooo......
Anybody know what song started playing when Ripper got hit?
Seth Jones so true. But I’d like to know the song that played
Pretenders - Under Earth
@@RimmyDownunder THANK YOU SO MUCH
6:33
Wow I didn't realize Sofia Miacova joined the Sisters of Battle. Good for her!
Essy's (the commissar's spouse) cameo had to be the best moment.
What’s the time stamp?
@@tomstratman9977 2:47 is when she cuts in, but if you want to hear what he said first then 2:40.
Digby: mm, I don't trust him.
Guardsman: wha-
*bang*
Digby: Heresy exerminated sir!
I'm surprised he is not an inquisitor
Standard operating procedure in the Imperium!
Everyone: We don't have any Anti Air weapons!
Rimmy: What? Can't hear you over all our small arms fire!
When you’re pinning down the enemy, it’s suppressive fire.
When you’re being pinned by the enemy, it’s oppressive fire.
But when the collective small arms fire of an army is concentrated on a single target creating a beautiful spectacle, it’s called impressive fire.
The guardsman who fired that TOW got something special from a Soraritas later
A blessing of words spoken to the Emperor's Loyalty?
Yep
A private prayer session. And not in the lewd way.
Edit:
Both of them, on their knees, in front of a prayer book, for a half hour. And maybe a purity seal for the guardsman.
Horseshoecrabwarrior what else? I mean, they’re not the Catholic Church!
@@Horseshoecrabwarrior Any Emperor-fearing citizen knows that worship comes before all else. And choosing to worship in the company of another is the highest form of love and affection
In times like these where it seems every bugger wants to remind you about how things are shit stuff like this helps you forget all of it and have a nice time for awhile, thanks Rimmy.
cheers mate :)
@@RimmyDownunder looks like the object mass settings of that hydra model is a bit off... like 30 tons too light.
okay those sisters do kinda be tempting me towards chaos doe
Whale no!
BROTHER WHALE! RETRACT YOUR HERESY BEFORE COMMISAR DIGBY HEARS!!!
Especially the ones with the deep voices and high testosterone, eh?
acceptable casualty they’re all girls except one lmao
@@Willowo98 ♥
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how great this mod looks...
Sometimes.
@@levie1591 all of them
A bit awkward when they are running two separate 40k mods that have differing takes on 40k
Digby is a treasure, and the reason I would consider trying to join this group.
Digby is a treasure to whatever group he is in
Digby's Imperial rendition of the British Grenadiers was top tier!
7:10 Lol, did that Imperial Guardsman just propose to that Sister of Battle?
...And, like, ten minutes after meeting her for the first time!
Time to purge him
Military dudes man.
He lived fifteen minutes, he's another five from being a colonel. Give the guy a break.
To be fair thats probably the most accurate part of the video.
You saying you wouldn't?
Within three seconds of this video starting I knew this would be a helluva ride.
As mr Bones would say the ride never ends
somebody call StringStorm we need that song made proper
With Digby as the singer of course!
As soon as I heard that "hello" I got sovietwomble cyanide catfished flashbacks
6:04 "You cannot say that Commissars weren't taught to sing, right?"
I applaude 👏 for him.
If he's in the op the main figure he will be the Main Figure!
The Operation said 9th Ed but with how that hydra was acting on difficult terrain I could swear it was 7th
Wait, that "girly" voice at the beginning.........Could it be the same one as.................
Sofia Miacova from Arma 3 Bullshitery part 6?!!!!!!!!
yes
I'm just waiting for a SovietWomble-Rimmy crossover.
I knew I recognised that voice
It's actually me, the prophet of the Giraffes.
@@CrownedLime747 Soviet's played with Spiffing Brit and Valefisk before so it might happen
i know want a full lyric sheet for digbys imperial guard song cause that was well done
I love how the music is when Ripper gets taken out. It’s all badass and like an action movie. Then outta nowhere. “Ain’t dead!”
10:57 that one blood pact pilot was a fucking ace god damn, stared down the hydra's four barrels and put a rocket into it, what a Chad
I firmly believe that Kommissar Digby is the only Kommissar, in all of the armies of Mankind, to have this kind of massive, dipped in holy water balls.
Telling a adeptus sororitas what to recide... there is a 50/50 chance he'll either get struck by holy lightning on the spot or become their new primary source of religion based entertainment...
I am just waiting for the next episode when Kommissar Digby rolls up to the Golden Palace on Terra and shows those lazy Custodes how to properly stand completely still and keep watch for a hundred years at a time!
I want this to be Canon
Waiting for Commissar Digby to teach the Emperor how to fight the warp demons
"This is how you stand at Emperor's Damned Rest! Bloody Golden Walnuts."
*The armored machine spirit has taken a nap on the battlefront; idleness is heresy so it shall be executed for this heresy*
You can't execute the holy machine spirit, techno-heretic!
@@plutarchvonpluto6439 yes, that will upset the engine seer, best to reprocess it into bayonets
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Rimmy a wise man once said, “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” That is you when you shoot at aircraft
5:27
"The British Grenadiers" in 40k
0:03 "Mr cyanide, I'm coming!"
"Mr bombastic jelly fantastic!"
Armour reporting at 1:12 actually sounds like a line a tank squad leader will give you in a RTS game
If im rights thats because it is from an rts. I believe its one of the hydras voice line from Dawn of War
10:16
That is the most commisar thing i have ever seen
*Sister of Battle appears*
Cadian Soldiers: *High tense sexual noises*
"Help me brother i am stuck"
1:04 best fan service moment ever :D
I'm getting worried about commissar Digby, he's getting a little.... Trigger happy.
It’s fine. Either he’ll improve or there’ll be an unfortunate friendly fire incident.
i hear his next deployment is with the Catachans and they just love commissars those guys... however it is unfortunate that they keep getting eaten whilst on routine patrols
Imagine if sabaton made a song about the imperial guard
Y E S
If you haven't heard of the channel StringStorm what he does is very similar to that. 40K lore music. I personally enjoy his sister of battle video
AND THEN THE SPACE MARINES ARRIVED!
Price of a Mile?
5:27 40k version of "British Grenadiers" by Digby
"If we shoot enough bullets, we can become AA"-The Cadians
Tech priest: “The machine spirit is lazy and needs to take a nap.”
Commissar: “What?”
Tech priest: “The tank flipped over”
Dukes of Hazzard voiceover: “Well, looks like those Mars boys are at it again.”
"Hello" instantly gets catfish ptsd
10:23 the sound of disappointment in his voice is incredible
5:28 Never change, Digby. Never change.
_"HELLOOOOOO~!"_
Immediate Sofia Miakova flashbacks.
1:37 God, I'd volunteer for a role of an Enginseer if my PC's machine spirit wasn't snorting bath salts
Seriously though, that'd be cool.
8:35 That must be the nerdiest guardsman in the Imperium.
9:55 the emperor blesses you with the power of AA in the form of small arms
Well I mean eventually The guard will role enough 6's through sheer attrition to kill anything.
@@tanith117 1.i need to learn how to play the table top and learn slightly less of the lore so fast
2.nice name and profile pic nice very nice
03:24 “I’m glad we got off that ridge” General Skywalker.
Machine Spirit in tank: wake me up when the battle is over.
I love how Rimmy just has gotten so good at bulls-eyeing aircraft with small arms fire, it's a thing of beauty.
'Grant me stillness and serenity as my enemies pound and howl.' Yep, recited that while rolling more than a few cover saves (usually worked too)
4:05 you had my attention with one of the armys of the imperial forces that i know shit about(then again i barely know anything outside of the orc) but now you have my fullest attention
1:53 it's a Puppy machine spirit. He just wants some belly rubs
1:38 start of one of my favorite moments. Also the best way to explain Arma's glitchiness that I have ever heard.
You know, I would love to see Rimmy do a stream where he plays some Dark Heresy or some other 40k tabletop RPG with the rest of the boys.
5:26 Very nice, we need more Imperial Guard Marching Songs
Here's Forty Credits On The Drum,
For Those Who'll Volunteer To Come,
To List And Fight The Foe Today,
Through The Warp And Far Away,
Through The Warp And Through The Stars,
Over Cadia, Catachan and Mars,
The Emp'ror Points And We Obey,
Through The Warp And Far Away...
Men of Cadia,
Stop Your Dreaming,
Can't You see Their Boltguns Gleaming,
And There Heretic Pennants Streaming,
To This Battlefield...
The 20-seconds or so around when Ripper takes a missile is just SUCH GOOD NARRATIVE/EDITING. The calm and jokiness devolving into alarm, the dread of seeing that missile coming in, the swell of the music up to the moment of impact and then just the sheer panic in the radio callout and the emotional weight of knowing everything's gone wrong... and then all of it comes screeching back around to being funny when you see Ripper survived. I've watched that bit about 5 times now and it's just perfect.
If the thumbnail was a scene from an anime, I could imagine the first words being...
*ARA ARA*
"And at last I see the light" now we know the light Rapunzel was talking about. It was Rimmy this whole time
I don’t think the ‘execution’ was done justice
Yes cadians the
They may be crazy
But the sometimes get the job done
0/10, didn't include Whale asking for the Emperor's Taco Bell recommendations.
Someone give that guardsman with the missile launcher a purity seal!
I was not ready for the sheer desperation in your voice, when you saw that missile coming, turned and screamed
"RIPPER, GET OUT!"
Like that legit sounded like you were watching your friends die in front of you
I'm honestly most impressed with the massed ground fire and a tow taking out a chaos thunderbolt.
Could you imagine just flying towards the enemy, doing your job only to see THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS of red lasers boxing you in
Ripper get out moment looks SO cinematic
I want Digby to make his own video of him singing the full imperial guard march song. He has the voice of a saint!
Seriously, I keep going back to this video at 5:27 just to hear him sing and humming with him.
Digby's blaming the Sisters to be drunk on duty then the sister blaming back is just what the interaction between the ecclesiarchy and inquisition in 40k is in a nutshell
Nah, more along the lines of the Ecclesiarchy and the Administratum.
AT missle blows Ripper's AA to smithereens...
Ripper: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!!!
"I am a very pretty woman!"
- The Sister of Battle yelling in a very masculine voice.
I love the running gag of the hydra flipping at the start
"SOMEONE IS GONNA FUCKIN HIT IT"-Motto of the Imperial Guard.
08:03 I didn't volunteer...
Digby: {says something}
his girlfriend: *S L A P*
First thing I hear: “ oh look it’s the Canadians”
I've noticed that most of these operations ending with everyone turning their guns on Rimmy.
So much like many imperial guard regiments, the officers are fragged after every engagement.
*imperial guard engages in the nearly heretical but legal old art of "simping" to the adeptus soritias, m41.420, colorized*
no one:
Hydra machine spirit: IMA DO A FLIP!
The 40K Imperium's version of the British Grenadiers is something I didn't know I needed, but desperately, desperately do.
Digby is the absolute uncontested MVP of these 40K vids.
6:32 mr cyanide, I'm here!!
me about to press f for ripper
"I'm alive"
Digby's rendition of The Imperial Guard warrants a full cover. To neglect to do so is heresy.
00:42 "Like intense screaming from all of the Cadian members"
So a proper 40k simulator then
Guilty of a violation of article 08-44-76b: Intoxication on duty.
Voice in background: "So are you"
My fuckin sides