10?!?! 10!?!??! If this is not kids' satire, we're not going pass the next generation! I am hoping against hope that this is just a prank on us old people!
@@Landrew0 absolutely 💯 percent true. The best part about BAR was that everyone was in on the joke. It became a gathering of satirists that used their wit to comment on conspiratorial thinking as a whole. The Flerfers lost the joke (too early on) and it was a pointless convention of Dunning Kruger scale people who had no sense of critical thinking.
Even if this is all satire, those crazy conspiracy theorist might believe this and hijack the movement. To be honest, I think this would be funny to watch.
Kentucky Fried Chicken was renamed KFC for a reason. Legally it's no longer concidered chicken. 🍖 Plus, nobody can read anymore. That's why they call it Extra Crispy.
Guess my cat and dogs have been dismembering "government drones" for years now. All the blood, guts, and brain matter those dead birds spewed out looked so real. Good job Government.
Next time you “eat” a chicken, you can prove to yourself that they are full of metal gears and electronics. Check it out, it will stick to your forehead like a magnet, if you have taken the vaccine.
Dude these guys are memeing for now at least. Kinda a ongoing joke on the internet. During one of the government shutdowns during Trump's term, people noticed a lack of birds and with the rise of popularity of air drones and increased awareness of government surveillance, joked that birds were drones. So the one's doing it are in on the joke. Only start to worry when those who aren't in on it are the majority
I'm pretty sure they're joking...pretty sure.... like maybe 90% sure....a lot of crazy conspiracies have happened last and this year, kind of blurs the line. I think the real scary part is that they MIGHT be 100% serious (which I highly doubt) and that there are actual crazies on the internet that will definitely believe all this bs.
It's a joke. Kinda like how the recent Flat Earth movement started as a joke but eventually got taken over by the crazies. Kinda hope this goes different
The fact that it's believable actually says way more about America than anything. Some of yall don't believe in science, so.. this isn't that much of a stretch
Interesting fact: The hearing range of humans is keyed to bird vocalizations, not necessarily other humans. Why? Some scientists have hypothesized that in the evolutionary scheme, where there is abundant bird life, humans can survive. Where birds can't survive, humans can't survive. Don't know if it's true, but it's interesting.
I love facts like that!!! A lot of people think you'd be a weirdo for saying things like that but I absolutely adore it!!! Thanks for sharing!! Keep it up!!! Be you!!! Surround yourself with people who appreciate you!!!
I'm all for more mental therapy and help, but this one is pretty much need more education and home enviornment check. Pretty sure most followers are in it for the "joke" not knowing it'sa real group... hopefully.
This is satire. They're literally joking, this is just gen z humor . The fact that he was watching anime in the car and said that what he's doing is activism just further prove it. People just do this kinda stuff now 😅
@@tpfrk8977 A lot of the flat earth stuff used to be a joke before people actually started believing it. If I had to guess, I think the leader of this "movement" is joking and most of the people in it but you never know about all of his followers.
Didn’t Qanon start as a joke too? Kinda scary how many people believe it now and would even put their life on the line to fight for it like that girl who got shot dead during the January 6 insurrection
@@123four... bro, look at the subreddit, we're clearly in on a joke. Most of the posts are memes. I've been a part of it for like 3 years, and I've never even seen a post that tried to submit "hard circumstancial evidence" for the serious argument that birds are not real. I don't even think I've ever seen proponents for voilence against birds on that subreddit, because most--if not all--users are aware it's satirical.
Teacher: ''Ok children today in science class we are dissecting robots'' Kids: ''But it has actual organs and blood and stuff'' Teacher: ''No those are robot organs and robot blood''
Person: how tf they keep finding out about all my plans?!?!?!?!? Phone: location on, mic on, camera activated, social media posts/search history recorded. Person: it's those dang birds!!!
@Eli Wiens my allusions do not preclude what you state, and yet structural racism exists around the world that is not white supremacist in nature, and people of all races still immigrate here...so, standing by my point.
They're not drone. They're Remotely Piloted Mass Service Cameras. (RPMSC's for short). They can see through your closes and charge on powerlines. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
@Eli Wiens is it really tho? The real crisis is happening daily in Chicago, Philly and every major city where kids are murdered daily.. has nothing to do with racism or the police
I understand your point but just look into their faces and you will see that no one is crazy eyed angry like the Trumpers or Qanan fools. Also, listen to the music. :)
You believing that this is real is the reason why they are doing this. It proves their point that people will believe anything if it fits their narrative.
Well, these days you don't know what's the most absurd thing that's gonna happen next. It's like we are watching a really long series, and smhw this phase is the most craziest moment in that series. Something like a cross between Simpsons and The Onion.
I immediately thought it was satire but even that is sad. People are putting way too much time and money into this joke if that is the case. Something like this stops being funny or interesting really quickly
The best are the ones that think humanity Is doomed because these people are stupid.. who are the stupid ones? The ones who are clearly in on the joke or the ones who think this is real? Lol
Any rational person would conclude this is a satire. However, America also elected a reality show host as their president and deny their own moon landing. Makes you wonder…
Lmao what a fool you think we actually went to the moon... With over 100 countries i wonder why USA is the only one to go... (Cough Cough hollywood production cough cough)
@@Amber-db9cz That is excellent Amber! I love listening to birds and recognizing their calls. Our place is remote too with lots of Iguanas, Geckos and Anolis.🦎 We feed the iggys our vegetable scraps. I love all creatures, especially birds.I have nursed quiet a few.🐦 We named our home 🐥The Bird House🐥
@@jimgsewell lmfao you know what you're right I've gotta be more thankful huh. 😅 Honestly the service industry is insane, you can come across all these crazy types and they always preach what they believe and you just have to nod your head and smile
"Honestly thats kind of offensive" hahaha brilliant this is genius give these guys the nobel peace prize the've done way more than trump to deserve nomination.
Birds Aren't Real isn't an actual conspiracy theory. Rather, a piece of comedic performance art revealing how ridiculous ideas take hold in the post-truth era.
As a bird biologist that has done thousands of bird dissections i can confirm that birds are all robotic and are tracking your every move. Some of them even release pheromones that make your girlfriend break up with you.....
They should have stated that the government only replaced some of the birds with drones. As it is, their theory is easy enough to disprove by dissecting a dead bird.
It is synthetic meat, like the impossible burger. The government prints the circuits directly within the meat so there is no need for traditional circuit boards. But in all seriousness, it is a parody. People aren't supposed to believe it. Because if they do, it stops being a parody of a conspiracy and becomes an actual conspiracy.
Plot Twist: Birds are real
Didn’t see that coming
Real fake!
@@ItWentChunkaCHUNK like you? Lfmfafo😑👍
That's what the gubmint _wants_ you to think!
Sure, and next you tell us cats are behind this whole conspiracy.
So that's why America's symbol is a Bald Eagle.
Everything makes sense now.
It's not a bald eagle, it's a government drone!
Illuminati confirmed!
Bald eagle drone
Their symbol should be a headless chicken to represent their people.
Ben Franklin wanted it to be a turkey. If it had would we be eating bald eagles for thanksgiving?
Oh Boy This a whole different level of consparrowcy.
It’s not too late to delete this comment
Nice pun there👉😉
Silence, government shill!
I see what you did there and I approve.
Up must be in on it
This has to be underground satire. If not....I'm not sure the human race will survive another 10 generations.
You went into double digits, how optimistic...
10?!?! 10!?!??! If this is not kids' satire, we're not going pass the next generation! I am hoping against hope that this is just a prank on us old people!
Join the subreddit! We have great conversations there. On a side note. Giraffes aren’t real too. I mean think about it. Does it even make sense???
Is this trolling as sport? Are we just trying to see what we can get them to believe now? If so, I’m dying!🤣
@@magicomerv Thats a good point.
"Honestly it's kind of offensive." Comedic genius.
Or just plain crazy... 🤪
@@lauriebennett6257 it's truth you just said it
Kids nowadays 🤣
That was the highlight. I stopped watching there and went to the comments, which are as good as the video :)
Same people that follow Donald Chump, lol
Government: laughs behind their secret surveillance cats
Yaaahaaahaaa
It all makes sense now, no wonder my cat follows me everywhere. Cats aren’t real 📣📣📣 🤣🤣
Are you kidding?
Didn't you see the X-Files in the 90's?
Everyone knows it's the robotic insects that spy on everybody. 🤷
NOW this is believable.
Brauh 😆 🤣 😂
So this is why my cat wants a reward when they bring dead ‘birds’ to my doorstep…..just lookin out for me.
And are you sure it's a Cat??
Exactly!!
@@fairdinkum977 Lol exactly
Your cat is actually a Russian spy.
@@drg8687 Vladimir would never be a Russian spy! Wait….
@@harryskywalker6814 😆 so he's name is actually vlad. Now it makes sense
This is satire. Don’t ask the guy playing the leader to break character. He’s gifted.
Making a lot of money. Thats how you build a brand!
The flat earth movement also started as a joke. Unfortunately it gives power of suggestion to idiots.
@@Landrew0 absolutely 💯 percent true. The best part about BAR was that everyone was in on the joke. It became a gathering of satirists that used their wit to comment on conspiratorial thinking as a whole. The Flerfers lost the joke (too early on) and it was a pointless convention of Dunning Kruger scale people who had no sense of critical thinking.
I know they are trolling- but someone will take them seriously and run with it.
Knowing America... Yes.
@@manwithstds7503 as a american your right
People actually believing a joke conspiracy theory is actually real
I like to think that THAT is the point... 😉
@@nathanielclaw2841 isn’t the flat earth a joke conspiracy too? Or do Americans actually believe that?
fbi agents hiding on their phone and laptop cameras : *laughs in posh*
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How is that posh
Even if this is all satire, those crazy conspiracy theorist might believe this and hijack the movement. To be honest, I think this would be funny to watch.
there are ppl who actually believe this. Its crazy tho because how to they explain bird hunting
Where Reddit is involved… nothing would surprise me
Flat bird society
So I've just been eating Kentucky fried drone this whole time apparently
Crunchy!
Kentucky Fried Chicken was renamed KFC for a reason. Legally it's no longer concidered chicken. 🍖
Plus, nobody can read anymore.
That's why they call it Extra Crispy.
They don't fly so no.
Yep, you might have decreased your life span by eating those bird circuits
"Kentucky fried drone" made me laugh so hard 😆😂. That was great!
Did someone think Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” was a documentary??
No it's a Propaganda film to them
“Honestly that’s kind of offensive”
Bro I would’ve LOST it 😂 He’s a gem
"Bird, bird, bird - The bird is the Word!"
Personally, I blame squirrels.
Which one are you? Boris, or Natasha?
Squirrels are ground spies for the NSA.
Don't f** with the squirrels! I don't want to move to another universe!
🤣🤣
Is this a maga rally? They look like Donald Chump followers
“Birdwatching goes both ways” lmao 😂
While youre watching the birds the birds are watching you! Deadass bro! Rotfl
🤣🤣🤣
Lol! 😁
Okay, this comment is hilarious. I love it.
I get it now thanks to your comment!
Guess my cat and dogs have been dismembering "government drones" for years now. All the blood, guts, and brain matter those dead birds spewed out looked so real. Good job Government.
Jeez put a bell on your critters.
“Idiocracy” is no longer a fictional movie, more like a prophecy…
These are the people who will switch to brawndo the thirst mutilator !
@@Craighetfield2024 It's got what plants crave!
Birds aren't real started off as a circlejerk on Reddit. It's a joke that everyone is basically getting in on🤣
Go away I'm batin
Idiocracy ( the movie) is so prophetic. Everyone should see it!!
Imagine them knowing that Chicken are "birds" too and they're eating DRONE MEAT.
Next time you “eat” a chicken, you can prove to yourself that they are full of metal gears and electronics. Check it out, it will stick to your forehead like a magnet, if you have taken the vaccine.
Wonder what they have for Thanksgiving dinner. Wonder how many of them pile into the Chik Fil A or KFC.
😂😂😂
So I guess they believe eggs are just a delivery method for tracking devices?
@@jimgsewell THAT explains it.
So i’ve seen a bird lay an egg before, didn’t know cameras can give birth
@CJ Tymczak please tell me you’re joking
@CJ Tymczak why don’t you go dissect a bird and find our yourself that you’re wrong
@CJ Tymczak lol ok. That’s good
Scariest part: this is the next generations parents. Humans are doomed.
Dude these guys are memeing for now at least. Kinda a ongoing joke on the internet. During one of the government shutdowns during Trump's term, people noticed a lack of birds and with the rise of popularity of air drones and increased awareness of government surveillance, joked that birds were drones. So the one's doing it are in on the joke. Only start to worry when those who aren't in on it are the majority
At least these kids weren't duped into thinking it's real LOL
But yeah, we are doomed.
I'm pretty sure they're joking...pretty sure.... like maybe 90% sure....a lot of crazy conspiracies have happened last and this year, kind of blurs the line. I think the real scary part is that they MIGHT be 100% serious (which I highly doubt) and that there are actual crazies on the internet that will definitely believe all this bs.
These kind of people believes anything at this point
@@Bruddatab No, they don’t look like Trump supporters to me.
This is so funny. A part of me thinks they're joking as much as they are serious.
No, they aren't serious they clearly are a joke and Now This News didnt take the hint
That part of you thinks they're serious is actually kind of scary.
It's called satire, giggle a little and move on.
They are joking, I promise you
It's a joke. Kinda like how the recent Flat Earth movement started as a joke but eventually got taken over by the crazies. Kinda hope this goes different
The amount of people here thinking this is real is the actual problem...
The fact that it's believable actually says way more about America than anything. Some of yall don't believe in science, so.. this isn't that much of a stretch
@@deenagavisfr oof
I’d like to give my thanks to all the goose and duck hunters who protect us from government surveillance. The Duck Dynasty guys are heroes!
🤣🤣🤣I'm dead
😂😂😂
I laughed even louder when he said, it's actually offensive. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
These are the same people that would believe that "Water is an Illusion"...
I honestly think that half of these ‘movements’ are created for people that want to be a part of something.
You and me both
They're even laughing while chanting"not real"
Makes people feel smarter because they know something you aren't woke to.
I see. New followers probably have crush on existing follower or leader of the group.
Best joke ever
best comment
Haha ye
Hey mak
This is not a joke, it’s a scientific fact
@@bethsmith4366 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 yeah that's true Lol.
If birds are not real, then why do we relate them to dinosaurs?
Interesting fact: The hearing range of humans is keyed to bird vocalizations, not necessarily other humans. Why? Some scientists have hypothesized that in the evolutionary scheme, where there is abundant bird life, humans can survive. Where birds can't survive, humans can't survive. Don't know if it's true, but it's interesting.
I love facts like that!!! A lot of people think you'd be a weirdo for saying things like that but I absolutely adore it!!! Thanks for sharing!! Keep it up!!! Be you!!! Surround yourself with people who appreciate you!!!
If true, this very interesting
Make me think of miners using birds to know if the air underground is safe or something like that.
The canary in the coal mine.
I like how you opened up with 'interesting fact' and ended off with 'i don't know if it's real...'
This is funny af. I want one of those "pigeons are liars" bumper stickers.
🤣
Well regardless of birds being real or not pigeons are total liars.
Serious question: Does bird-brain actually mean a person is a drone?
I’ve grabbed pigeons before.
I could never find the batteries on those things...
😂
This entire movement is satire, some of which is meant to show how some people believe ridiculous conspiracy theories.
We need to build more mental institutions with our infrastructure money.
Exactly..... Metal illness is a MAJOR concern in the US, you guys have left it unchecked for far too long..............
We do. A lot of people thought this was real :)
I'm all for more mental therapy and help, but this one is pretty much need more education and home enviornment check. Pretty sure most followers are in it for the "joke" not knowing it'sa real group... hopefully.
I’ve been in the nuthouse before.
They’ve got a free payphone.
This is satire. They're literally joking, this is just gen z humor . The fact that he was watching anime in the car and said that what he's doing is activism just further prove it. People just do this kinda stuff now 😅
I thought the flat earth people were joking too. I’m not sure that they are
@@tpfrk8977 it's okay because the moment they stop joking they become the joke.
@@tpfrk8977 A lot of the flat earth stuff used to be a joke before people actually started believing it. If I had to guess, I think the leader of this "movement" is joking and most of the people in it but you never know about all of his followers.
Didn’t Qanon start as a joke too? Kinda scary how many people believe it now and would even put their life on the line to fight for it like that girl who got shot dead during the January 6 insurrection
@@123four... bro, look at the subreddit, we're clearly in on a joke. Most of the posts are memes. I've been a part of it for like 3 years, and I've never even seen a post that tried to submit "hard circumstancial evidence" for the serious argument that birds are not real. I don't even think I've ever seen proponents for voilence against birds on that subreddit, because most--if not all--users are aware it's satirical.
Well, seeing this it's unbelievable humans even got out of the stone age.
Good joke, but conspiracy theorists believe even stupider things than this.
What's dumber than this?
@@wespapes2054 "the big lie" theory is every bit as stupid
@@SpectacularDisaster The Big Lie?
Okay but *stupiter?!? Lolololol
@@wespapes2054 911 thruthers...
Teacher: ''Ok children today in science class we are dissecting robots''
Kids: ''But it has actual organs and blood and stuff''
Teacher: ''No those are robot organs and robot blood''
Right I want to believe him lol but I eat birds. Lol this is amazing
Imagine Government will say *We don't know that, we never see that before*
This makes the flat earth people look smart
I wouldn’t go that far. The stupidity is neck and neck.
Haha...true
@@cityhawk I bet there is huge amount of crossover.
@@dzibanart8521 Pretty much to the equivalent of inbreeding.
For real though 🤣🤣
"If it flies, it spies!"
Walks around with smartphones
Person: how tf they keep finding out about all my plans?!?!?!?!?
Phone: location on, mic on, camera activated, social media posts/search history recorded.
Person: it's those dang birds!!!
Comment of the day.
So good 👏👏👏👏
🤣🤣🤣 don't bring logic into this
I've never muttered "ohmygod" so many times in 3 and a quarter minutes
I havent laughed so hard all day.
Me too. I couldnt stop putting my hand on my my head. Wtf 🤦♀️
It's satire, so that's the wrong reaction.
@@ghintz2156 is it though? Their leader is either a master satirical or he really believes birds aren't real..
@@Llapo46 It really is satire.
There's an entire subreddit that (jokingly) believes birds are government drones.
MOM! Someone listened to Welcome to Night Vale and mistook it for reality again!
she's helping out, she's helping out
also her: *watching anime*
Me: Okay okay pandemic is starting to go away
Sees this: ……We’re doomed
Honestly, stuff like this is for the drones - I mean birds. 🤦♂️
We as a species are just fucked........I don't even have words....
UFO sightings all over the world
Us citizens: it's those forking bird drones man!!! (Takes another hit off their J01NT) 🧠😤🚬
It's all fun and games, until you have a ostrich chasing you. Best stealth tech there is.
She’s helping out…checks anime. 😂
She's an FBI agent who's infiltrated the group in order to monitor their activities
Next up some anime plot twist "these bird drones... Used to be human beings turned into bird drones..." (AOT)
What’s next
“Dogs are secret spies that pretend to be your friend”😂😂😂
If you had said cats are spies I would have joined your movement.
@@RetNemmoc555 maybe it’s both there is the movie Cats & Dogs
@@RetNemmoc555 nah forget cats they are not spies they are just traitors
Now this comment makes sense of a joke. Real funny👍👍🤣
I mean, that's more believable than birds aren't real...lol!
Kids that's why you should never take drugs
"Stupidity isn't a virus but it's sure spreading like one"
Well said
stupidity is when you can't see obvious satire
This comment is the definition of stupidity
Makes me think I'm more scared of stupidity than Covid. Oh lord help guide this misguided souls.
r/whoosh
*"Rest of the world has logic"*
America: "Birds are drones!"
If so many of them refuse to believe Covid-19 is real, well, no supirse about this.
" *Rest of the world immigrates to America* "
America: "Structural racism is an existential crisis!"
@Eli Wiens my allusions do not preclude what you state, and yet structural racism exists around the world that is not white supremacist in nature, and people of all races still immigrate here...so, standing by my point.
They're not drone. They're Remotely Piloted Mass Service Cameras. (RPMSC's for short). They can see through your closes and charge on powerlines. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
@Eli Wiens is it really tho? The real crisis is happening daily in Chicago, Philly and every major city where kids are murdered daily.. has nothing to do with racism or the police
stand under a light pole to find out if they're real or not
I always wondered why my chicken sandwiches taste like wires and computer chips...
Exactly. Now it all makes sense
🤣🤣😭
But do chickens really properly "fly"? Can't spy if they don't fly!
@@ghintz2156 they can fly but only short distances
They are portable egg factories.
Satire Activists pulling a Steven Cobert or Andy Kaufman staying in character.
See what happens when u give them freedom
The world was never coming to an end. The human beings that live here are.
More and more it seems like we need to move aside for the apes and dolphins to have their turn.
1:42 the interview bit was pretty hilarious ngl 😂
It may have been the best part. The video and staging even looked like 1975
Is this the maga rally? Sure looks like a bunch of trumptards
So I guess we all eat robot chickens
This is satire, right? I mean, it's so hard to tell these days.
I understand your point but just look into their faces and you will see that no one is crazy eyed angry like the Trumpers or Qanan fools. Also, listen to the music. :)
It's truly disturbing that we live in an age where we have to consider that this might actually be a sincere movement.
Come on, man - birds are about as real as Trump losing to Biden. Pfft - as if. Use your common sense! IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!!!
It's even more disturbing that people actually believe it
It’s a joke to make fun of conspiracy theories
@@IDislikeMacaroni Yes, I know. It's just sad that it sounds like something that some people might really believe nowadays.
This is exactly how Qanon started.
This just shows up "Q" for not thinking big enough.
Why give crazy people like this further exposure to help grow their "movement"? Haven't we learned anything from the past 5 years?
Sarcasm
You missed the point by 180 degrees
You believing that this is real is the reason why they are doing this. It proves their point that people will believe anything if it fits their narrative.
That one is actually really refreshing!
🐥👀📡
Nope. 😂 lol
Do people seriously not know that this is a joke?
Kim helps out when she can.....
*cuts to her watching Anime
Even though she believes that birds arent real, we still need to give her a salute
Higurashi remake, she seems to be in on seasonal anime.
people in the comments actually believing this is some real cause lmaooo it’s all satire
that's exactly what the government wants you to think
Well, these days you don't know what's the most absurd thing that's gonna happen next. It's like we are watching a really long series, and smhw this phase is the most craziest moment in that series. Something like a cross between Simpsons and The Onion.
The world has gone so crazy that I wouldn't be surprised if this was not satire.
I immediately thought it was satire but even that is sad. People are putting way too much time and money into this joke if that is the case. Something like this stops being funny or interesting really quickly
The best are the ones that think humanity Is doomed because these people are stupid.. who are the stupid ones? The ones who are clearly in on the joke or the ones who think this is real? Lol
I knew my parakeets were talking about me behind my back!!
Any rational person would conclude this is a satire. However, America also elected a reality show host as their president and deny their own moon landing. Makes you wonder…
That moon landing was sketch af. You should look into it.
The US has a mental health crisis and overpriced meds, good luck for people with schizophrenia and mental issues to be convinced otherwise.
Lmao what a fool you think we actually went to the moon... With over 100 countries i wonder why USA is the only one to go... (Cough Cough hollywood production cough cough)
@@whitealliance9540 ..................
@@whitealliance9540 didn't Russia and China go?
I needed a good laugh and "Birds Aren't Real" just provided it!
2:30 How did they leave out Pigeons? I’m offended!
Birds arent real: Eagles? Not real!
Every person in philly: And i took that personally
Eagles?
*NOT REAL!*
Cardinals?
*NOT REAL!*
Falcons?
*NOT REAL!*
Ravens?
*NOT REAL!*
Seahawks?
*NOT REAL!*
Jets?
*NOT REAL!*
It's offensive.
Let me check the calendar…. Not April 1st…. 🤔…. Yeah, I’m done with humans for a while.
Every day is April 1st on the internet :)
It's satire...
This is even worse than the ‘flat-earth theory’
I have some beautiful robins that visit me everyday. They sit with me on the porch. I love them.
You have quite the imagination. 😂🤣
@@monakw my yard has alot of cool animals. I live in a rural area.
thats cute i want some lil birds to visit me too
They're spies.
@@Amber-db9cz
That is excellent Amber!
I love listening to birds and recognizing their calls.
Our place is remote too with lots of Iguanas, Geckos and Anolis.🦎
We feed the iggys our vegetable scraps. I love all creatures, especially birds.I have nursed quiet a few.🐦
We named our home
🐥The Bird House🐥
Sooo, the juvenile dove my sister rescued wasn’t real right? 🙄
Your sister works for big bird!
@@DrSpooglemon confirmed
@@DrSpooglemon I really didn’t think people were that stupid, but apparently they really are just that stupid.
no it wasnt unfortunately
Put it in the microwave. It will destroy the electronic components.
Ya, and 20% of the population will believe it.
You had me at 'liquid tracking apparatus'.
When everyone in that group has a smart phone!!!!!
I'll take these guys over the Qmorons any day...
Its sad that by a sheer logic standpoint, even if it wasnt a joke, these guys would still make more sense than the Q-tips in magaland
Same but ...they are probably also Qdiots and antivaxxers....some of these things are personality traits🤣
I'd take these guys over Trans activists and BLM as well 🤣
@@joekerr5418 🙄🤔yikes
Next conspiracy belief "Underwears are Government spy"
No, the socks are. Why do you think one in the pair always goes missing? To report their findings back to headquarters of course! 😉😉😉
@@maddyjoh8488 Hahaha
Could you imagine working at a Holiday Inn and these guys are booked for a week long conference right after the flat earthers had their convention.
At least they tip better than the Jewish Space Laser convention that booked last month.
@@jimgsewell lmfao you know what you're right I've gotta be more thankful huh. 😅 Honestly the service industry is insane, you can come across all these crazy types and they always preach what they believe and you just have to nod your head and smile
@@bmoisgood3228 29 years in the service industry. I feel for you.
They need to ban Critical Bird Theory in schools.
Exactly, I’m making my sign right now.
these aren't humans, biological robots!!
That really might have been the most ironic thing I have ever seen…I have a permanent brow furrowed from watching that…
Bruh imagine believing that they are serious.
If isnt it real then why would i saw a bird with blood dead on the road
Next they'll reveal that the Cats and Dogs movies are actually documentaries.
You mean they're not?... I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
"Honestly thats kind of offensive" hahaha brilliant this is genius give these guys the nobel peace prize the've done way more than trump to deserve nomination.
Good News: I'm like 99.6% sure that they are trolling.
Bad News :Some people will actually take this and run with it.
"Eagles are not real!" How dare you say that to this country
Because America is not real either????
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 Yeah well get out of here Stalin and go back to Russia!
You've just confirmed what I've thought for years, my parrot is a CIA operative. I'm going to shoot it now!
Birds Aren't Real isn't an actual conspiracy theory. Rather, a piece of comedic performance art revealing how ridiculous ideas take hold in the post-truth era.
Brilliant satire of everything Fox channel has promoted for 4 years. Lol
There really is no limit as to how gullible some people can be.
I wonder if they thought to catch and dissect a bird.
Your statement is correct. Yet, your post leads be to believe, that you haven’t quite figured out exactly who is being gullible.
Indeed...this group is being satirical and you were gullible enough to take them seriously.
So, this whole time I've been feeding government spies instead of pigeons 😐
Great satire … but the usual conspiracy theorists won’t get it
Andy Kaufman would have freaking loved this.
This explains so much ...
As a bird biologist that has done thousands of bird dissections i can confirm that birds are all robotic and are tracking your every move. Some of them even release pheromones that make your girlfriend break up with you.....
Having a girlfriend is nearly impossible, but robot birds goes against everything that our beloved America stands for!
They should have stated that the government only replaced some of the birds with drones. As it is, their theory is easy enough to disprove by dissecting a dead bird.
It is synthetic meat, like the impossible burger. The government prints the circuits directly within the meat so there is no need for traditional circuit boards.
But in all seriousness, it is a parody. People aren't supposed to believe it. Because if they do, it stops being a parody of a conspiracy and becomes an actual conspiracy.
GTA 6 has so much content to work with over the years.
Next: Mosquito injects Microchips to Humans
They don’t? 🤯
@@thefingerofgod69 lol