Birds Aren't Real Movement Says Birds Are Government Drones

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  • @TsunamiWave
    @TsunamiWave 3 роки тому +1795

    Plot Twist: Birds are real

    • @captobvi8617
      @captobvi8617 3 роки тому +45

      Didn’t see that coming

    • @ItWentChunkaCHUNK
      @ItWentChunkaCHUNK 3 роки тому +15

      Real fake!

    • @Bruddatab
      @Bruddatab 3 роки тому +24

      @@ItWentChunkaCHUNK like you? Lfmfafo😑👍

    • @HelenWheelsUtah
      @HelenWheelsUtah 3 роки тому +19

      That's what the gubmint _wants_ you to think!

    • @DoubleGoon
      @DoubleGoon 3 роки тому +30

      Sure, and next you tell us cats are behind this whole conspiracy.

  • @motoharumotoharu
    @motoharumotoharu 3 роки тому +989

    So that's why America's symbol is a Bald Eagle.
    Everything makes sense now.

    • @gaminglegend
      @gaminglegend 3 роки тому +49

      It's not a bald eagle, it's a government drone!

    • @davidnissim589
      @davidnissim589 3 роки тому +17

      Illuminati confirmed!

    • @fayesk1304
      @fayesk1304 3 роки тому +9

      Bald eagle drone

    • @nightdark2616
      @nightdark2616 3 роки тому +19

      Their symbol should be a headless chicken to represent their people.

    • @danthomas6587
      @danthomas6587 3 роки тому +6

      Ben Franklin wanted it to be a turkey. If it had would we be eating bald eagles for thanksgiving?

  • @drluswala
    @drluswala 3 роки тому +696

    Oh Boy This a whole different level of consparrowcy.

    • @mhm6
      @mhm6 3 роки тому +8

      It’s not too late to delete this comment

    • @IAR97
      @IAR97 3 роки тому +10

      Nice pun there👉😉

    • @MeowMeowKapow
      @MeowMeowKapow 3 роки тому +4

      Silence, government shill!

    • @thesmoky1
      @thesmoky1 3 роки тому +4

      I see what you did there and I approve.

    • @isaachale9658
      @isaachale9658 3 роки тому +3

      Up must be in on it

  • @lucydean4028
    @lucydean4028 3 роки тому +3182

    This has to be underground satire. If not....I'm not sure the human race will survive another 10 generations.

    • @luigithewall2224
      @luigithewall2224 3 роки тому +292

      You went into double digits, how optimistic...

    • @ladygreenlife
      @ladygreenlife 3 роки тому +121

      10?!?! 10!?!??! If this is not kids' satire, we're not going pass the next generation! I am hoping against hope that this is just a prank on us old people!

    • @magicomerv
      @magicomerv 3 роки тому +103

      Join the subreddit! We have great conversations there. On a side note. Giraffes aren’t real too. I mean think about it. Does it even make sense???

    • @DavidEFarner
      @DavidEFarner 3 роки тому +85

      Is this trolling as sport? Are we just trying to see what we can get them to believe now? If so, I’m dying!🤣

    • @DavidEFarner
      @DavidEFarner 3 роки тому +11

      @@magicomerv Thats a good point.

  • @bayekofsiwa365
    @bayekofsiwa365 3 роки тому +1030

    "Honestly it's kind of offensive." Comedic genius.

    • @lauriebennett6257
      @lauriebennett6257 3 роки тому +14

      Or just plain crazy... 🤪

    • @Bruddatab
      @Bruddatab 3 роки тому +7

      @@lauriebennett6257 it's truth you just said it

    • @gamil867
      @gamil867 3 роки тому +1

      Kids nowadays 🤣

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +14

      That was the highlight. I stopped watching there and went to the comments, which are as good as the video :)

    • @randyfuentes4201
      @randyfuentes4201 3 роки тому +6

      Same people that follow Donald Chump, lol

  • @quackimasheep6809
    @quackimasheep6809 3 роки тому +795

    Government: laughs behind their secret surveillance cats

    • @lotstodo
      @lotstodo 3 роки тому +3

      Yaaahaaahaaa

    • @leogurlvrgz1362
      @leogurlvrgz1362 3 роки тому +19

      It all makes sense now, no wonder my cat follows me everywhere. Cats aren’t real 📣📣📣 🤣🤣

    • @michaelmartinez3674
      @michaelmartinez3674 3 роки тому +8

      Are you kidding?
      Didn't you see the X-Files in the 90's?
      Everyone knows it's the robotic insects that spy on everybody. 🤷

    • @firemangan2731
      @firemangan2731 3 роки тому +1

      NOW this is believable.

    • @dflatt1783
      @dflatt1783 3 роки тому +1

      Brauh 😆 🤣 😂

  • @harryskywalker6814
    @harryskywalker6814 3 роки тому +532

    So this is why my cat wants a reward when they bring dead ‘birds’ to my doorstep…..just lookin out for me.

    • @fairdinkum977
      @fairdinkum977 3 роки тому +27

      And are you sure it's a Cat??
      Exactly!!

    • @harryskywalker6814
      @harryskywalker6814 3 роки тому +9

      @@fairdinkum977 Lol exactly

    • @drg8687
      @drg8687 3 роки тому +19

      Your cat is actually a Russian spy.

    • @harryskywalker6814
      @harryskywalker6814 3 роки тому +11

      @@drg8687 Vladimir would never be a Russian spy! Wait….

    • @michaelmaps2004
      @michaelmaps2004 3 роки тому +7

      @@harryskywalker6814 😆 so he's name is actually vlad. Now it makes sense

  • @PariahQuail
    @PariahQuail 3 роки тому +147

    This is satire. Don’t ask the guy playing the leader to break character. He’s gifted.

    • @ADM-wt9cn
      @ADM-wt9cn 3 роки тому +3

      Making a lot of money. Thats how you build a brand!

    • @Landrew0
      @Landrew0 Рік тому +1

      The flat earth movement also started as a joke. Unfortunately it gives power of suggestion to idiots.

    • @PariahQuail
      @PariahQuail Рік тому

      @@Landrew0 absolutely 💯 percent true. The best part about BAR was that everyone was in on the joke. It became a gathering of satirists that used their wit to comment on conspiratorial thinking as a whole. The Flerfers lost the joke (too early on) and it was a pointless convention of Dunning Kruger scale people who had no sense of critical thinking.

  • @sisuguillam5109
    @sisuguillam5109 3 роки тому +643

    I know they are trolling- but someone will take them seriously and run with it.

    • @manwithstds7503
      @manwithstds7503 3 роки тому +74

      Knowing America... Yes.

    • @eagle8038
      @eagle8038 3 роки тому +31

      @@manwithstds7503 as a american your right

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 3 роки тому +20

      People actually believing a joke conspiracy theory is actually real

    • @angiespurs5773
      @angiespurs5773 3 роки тому +6

      I like to think that THAT is the point... 😉

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 роки тому +7

      @@nathanielclaw2841 isn’t the flat earth a joke conspiracy too? Or do Americans actually believe that?

  • @yourlocalguardsman
    @yourlocalguardsman 3 роки тому +458

    fbi agents hiding on their phone and laptop cameras : *laughs in posh*

  • @SlipStream401
    @SlipStream401 3 роки тому +158

    Even if this is all satire, those crazy conspiracy theorist might believe this and hijack the movement. To be honest, I think this would be funny to watch.

    • @mathaiobeatz1201
      @mathaiobeatz1201 3 роки тому

      there are ppl who actually believe this. Its crazy tho because how to they explain bird hunting

    • @Ghosty716
      @Ghosty716 3 роки тому

      Where Reddit is involved… nothing would surprise me

    • @dr.ligmahnutts2993
      @dr.ligmahnutts2993 3 роки тому +3

      Flat bird society

  • @Ngatron9000
    @Ngatron9000 3 роки тому +261

    So I've just been eating Kentucky fried drone this whole time apparently

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws 3 роки тому +14

      Crunchy!

    • @monakw
      @monakw 3 роки тому +11

      Kentucky Fried Chicken was renamed KFC for a reason. Legally it's no longer concidered chicken. 🍖
      Plus, nobody can read anymore.
      That's why they call it Extra Crispy.

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому +2

      They don't fly so no.

    • @breather8758
      @breather8758 3 роки тому +3

      Yep, you might have decreased your life span by eating those bird circuits

    • @xkeu
      @xkeu 3 роки тому +14

      "Kentucky fried drone" made me laugh so hard 😆😂. That was great!

  • @HeronCoyote1234
    @HeronCoyote1234 3 роки тому +205

    Did someone think Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” was a documentary??

  • @PileUhFlapjacks
    @PileUhFlapjacks 3 роки тому +28

    “Honestly that’s kind of offensive”
    Bro I would’ve LOST it 😂 He’s a gem

  • @chemxfan
    @chemxfan 3 роки тому +236

    "Bird, bird, bird - The bird is the Word!"
    Personally, I blame squirrels.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +1

      Which one are you? Boris, or Natasha?

    • @YouCanNOTvoteOutFascism
      @YouCanNOTvoteOutFascism 3 роки тому +2

      Squirrels are ground spies for the NSA.

    • @9rob90
      @9rob90 3 роки тому +6

      Don't f** with the squirrels! I don't want to move to another universe!

    • @wiloka28
      @wiloka28 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @randyfuentes4201
      @randyfuentes4201 3 роки тому +1

      Is this a maga rally? They look like Donald Chump followers

  • @noc12345
    @noc12345 3 роки тому +365

    “Birdwatching goes both ways” lmao 😂

    • @comingsn2519
      @comingsn2519 3 роки тому +17

      While youre watching the birds the birds are watching you! Deadass bro! Rotfl

    • @jolisaramos4215
      @jolisaramos4215 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @thetravelinsagittarian1316
      @thetravelinsagittarian1316 3 роки тому +5

      Lol! 😁

    • @jdax21
      @jdax21 3 роки тому +4

      Okay, this comment is hilarious. I love it.

    • @Ascend777
      @Ascend777 3 роки тому +1

      I get it now thanks to your comment!

  • @Specops915
    @Specops915 3 роки тому +26

    Guess my cat and dogs have been dismembering "government drones" for years now. All the blood, guts, and brain matter those dead birds spewed out looked so real. Good job Government.

  • @jamesalafayette8255
    @jamesalafayette8255 3 роки тому +322

    “Idiocracy” is no longer a fictional movie, more like a prophecy…

    • @Craighetfield2024
      @Craighetfield2024 3 роки тому +9

      These are the people who will switch to brawndo the thirst mutilator !

    • @xchopp
      @xchopp 3 роки тому +3

      @@Craighetfield2024 It's got what plants crave!

    • @samjones6046
      @samjones6046 3 роки тому +13

      Birds aren't real started off as a circlejerk on Reddit. It's a joke that everyone is basically getting in on🤣

    • @matthewvaughan600
      @matthewvaughan600 3 роки тому +4

      Go away I'm batin

    • @janmorris9226
      @janmorris9226 3 роки тому +5

      Idiocracy ( the movie) is so prophetic. Everyone should see it!!

  • @andy8357
    @andy8357 3 роки тому +425

    Imagine them knowing that Chicken are "birds" too and they're eating DRONE MEAT.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +47

      Next time you “eat” a chicken, you can prove to yourself that they are full of metal gears and electronics. Check it out, it will stick to your forehead like a magnet, if you have taken the vaccine.

    • @dabullzfan25
      @dabullzfan25 3 роки тому +8

      Wonder what they have for Thanksgiving dinner. Wonder how many of them pile into the Chik Fil A or KFC.

    • @YadaWhat
      @YadaWhat 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @reachandler3655
      @reachandler3655 3 роки тому +12

      So I guess they believe eggs are just a delivery method for tracking devices?

    • @ilovecatvideos1851
      @ilovecatvideos1851 3 роки тому +2

      @@jimgsewell THAT explains it.

  • @M4_Sherman587
    @M4_Sherman587 3 роки тому +8

    So i’ve seen a bird lay an egg before, didn’t know cameras can give birth

    • @M4_Sherman587
      @M4_Sherman587 3 роки тому

      @CJ Tymczak please tell me you’re joking

    • @M4_Sherman587
      @M4_Sherman587 3 роки тому

      @CJ Tymczak why don’t you go dissect a bird and find our yourself that you’re wrong

    • @M4_Sherman587
      @M4_Sherman587 3 роки тому

      @CJ Tymczak lol ok. That’s good

  • @wendiemitchell7790
    @wendiemitchell7790 3 роки тому +367

    Scariest part: this is the next generations parents. Humans are doomed.

    • @foolishmuleth6757
      @foolishmuleth6757 3 роки тому +55

      Dude these guys are memeing for now at least. Kinda a ongoing joke on the internet. During one of the government shutdowns during Trump's term, people noticed a lack of birds and with the rise of popularity of air drones and increased awareness of government surveillance, joked that birds were drones. So the one's doing it are in on the joke. Only start to worry when those who aren't in on it are the majority

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +12

      At least these kids weren't duped into thinking it's real LOL
      But yeah, we are doomed.

    • @crispychaos6768
      @crispychaos6768 3 роки тому +10

      I'm pretty sure they're joking...pretty sure.... like maybe 90% sure....a lot of crazy conspiracies have happened last and this year, kind of blurs the line. I think the real scary part is that they MIGHT be 100% serious (which I highly doubt) and that there are actual crazies on the internet that will definitely believe all this bs.

    • @Bruddatab
      @Bruddatab 3 роки тому +3

      These kind of people believes anything at this point

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +9

      @@Bruddatab No, they don’t look like Trump supporters to me.

  • @tqit0210
    @tqit0210 3 роки тому +479

    This is so funny. A part of me thinks they're joking as much as they are serious.

    • @maskedmage101
      @maskedmage101 3 роки тому +66

      No, they aren't serious they clearly are a joke and Now This News didnt take the hint

    • @ItWentChunkaCHUNK
      @ItWentChunkaCHUNK 3 роки тому +14

      That part of you thinks they're serious is actually kind of scary.

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi 3 роки тому +13

      It's called satire, giggle a little and move on.

    • @mandoy2080
      @mandoy2080 3 роки тому +4

      They are joking, I promise you

    • @foolishmuleth6757
      @foolishmuleth6757 3 роки тому +16

      It's a joke. Kinda like how the recent Flat Earth movement started as a joke but eventually got taken over by the crazies. Kinda hope this goes different

  • @TheKSProduction
    @TheKSProduction 3 роки тому +10

    The amount of people here thinking this is real is the actual problem...

    • @deenagavisfr
      @deenagavisfr 3 роки тому +1

      The fact that it's believable actually says way more about America than anything. Some of yall don't believe in science, so.. this isn't that much of a stretch

    • @fanyamvs9601
      @fanyamvs9601 3 роки тому

      @@deenagavisfr oof

  • @timlewis2605
    @timlewis2605 3 роки тому +187

    I’d like to give my thanks to all the goose and duck hunters who protect us from government surveillance. The Duck Dynasty guys are heroes!

    • @PH10001
      @PH10001 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣I'm dead

    • @noejose30
      @noejose30 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @VulcanData84
    @VulcanData84 3 роки тому +112

    I laughed even louder when he said, it's actually offensive. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gambit2483
    @Gambit2483 3 роки тому +3

    These are the same people that would believe that "Water is an Illusion"...

  • @harryskywalker6814
    @harryskywalker6814 3 роки тому +47

    I honestly think that half of these ‘movements’ are created for people that want to be a part of something.

    • @Diamond_Dragon254
      @Diamond_Dragon254 3 роки тому +3

      You and me both

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому +6

      They're even laughing while chanting"not real"

    • @danielt6689
      @danielt6689 3 роки тому +3

      Makes people feel smarter because they know something you aren't woke to.

    • @Ascend777
      @Ascend777 3 роки тому +1

      I see. New followers probably have crush on existing follower or leader of the group.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +561

    Best joke ever

  • @gojidapro5452
    @gojidapro5452 2 роки тому +2

    If birds are not real, then why do we relate them to dinosaurs?

  • @shannonbloom4133
    @shannonbloom4133 3 роки тому +173

    Interesting fact: The hearing range of humans is keyed to bird vocalizations, not necessarily other humans. Why? Some scientists have hypothesized that in the evolutionary scheme, where there is abundant bird life, humans can survive. Where birds can't survive, humans can't survive. Don't know if it's true, but it's interesting.

    • @pricesymonej
      @pricesymonej 3 роки тому +22

      I love facts like that!!! A lot of people think you'd be a weirdo for saying things like that but I absolutely adore it!!! Thanks for sharing!! Keep it up!!! Be you!!! Surround yourself with people who appreciate you!!!

    • @sonja4164
      @sonja4164 3 роки тому +10

      If true, this very interesting

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому +9

      Make me think of miners using birds to know if the air underground is safe or something like that.

    • @dehartfamily3091
      @dehartfamily3091 3 роки тому +14

      The canary in the coal mine.

    • @nocheblancamusic
      @nocheblancamusic 3 роки тому +13

      I like how you opened up with 'interesting fact' and ended off with 'i don't know if it's real...'

  • @Soleilune1995
    @Soleilune1995 3 роки тому +163

    This is funny af. I want one of those "pigeons are liars" bumper stickers.

  • @DG-uh8uv
    @DG-uh8uv 2 роки тому +2

    This entire movement is satire, some of which is meant to show how some people believe ridiculous conspiracy theories.

  • @mistery-ed7900
    @mistery-ed7900 3 роки тому +98

    We need to build more mental institutions with our infrastructure money.

    • @xaero76
      @xaero76 3 роки тому +5

      Exactly..... Metal illness is a MAJOR concern in the US, you guys have left it unchecked for far too long..............

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +1

      We do. A lot of people thought this was real :)

    • @lilblkrose
      @lilblkrose 3 роки тому

      I'm all for more mental therapy and help, but this one is pretty much need more education and home enviornment check. Pretty sure most followers are in it for the "joke" not knowing it'sa real group... hopefully.

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 роки тому

      I’ve been in the nuthouse before.
      They’ve got a free payphone.

  • @person7407
    @person7407 3 роки тому +196

    This is satire. They're literally joking, this is just gen z humor . The fact that he was watching anime in the car and said that what he's doing is activism just further prove it. People just do this kinda stuff now 😅

    • @tpfrk8977
      @tpfrk8977 3 роки тому +41

      I thought the flat earth people were joking too. I’m not sure that they are

    • @18matts
      @18matts 3 роки тому +16

      @@tpfrk8977 it's okay because the moment they stop joking they become the joke.

    • @123four...
      @123four... 3 роки тому +10

      @@tpfrk8977 A lot of the flat earth stuff used to be a joke before people actually started believing it. If I had to guess, I think the leader of this "movement" is joking and most of the people in it but you never know about all of his followers.

    • @Oksana531
      @Oksana531 3 роки тому +17

      Didn’t Qanon start as a joke too? Kinda scary how many people believe it now and would even put their life on the line to fight for it like that girl who got shot dead during the January 6 insurrection

    • @norinajimeno9377
      @norinajimeno9377 3 роки тому +10

      @@123four... bro, look at the subreddit, we're clearly in on a joke. Most of the posts are memes. I've been a part of it for like 3 years, and I've never even seen a post that tried to submit "hard circumstancial evidence" for the serious argument that birds are not real. I don't even think I've ever seen proponents for voilence against birds on that subreddit, because most--if not all--users are aware it's satirical.

  • @ez9566
    @ez9566 3 роки тому +11

    Well, seeing this it's unbelievable humans even got out of the stone age.

  • @jimgranite
    @jimgranite 3 роки тому +273

    Good joke, but conspiracy theorists believe even stupider things than this.

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 3 роки тому +2

      What's dumber than this?

    • @SpectacularDisaster
      @SpectacularDisaster 3 роки тому +9

      @@wespapes2054 "the big lie" theory is every bit as stupid

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 3 роки тому

      @@SpectacularDisaster The Big Lie?

    • @aluxcia7885
      @aluxcia7885 3 роки тому +1

      Okay but *stupiter?!? Lolololol

    • @T1Oracle
      @T1Oracle 3 роки тому +1

      @@wespapes2054 911 thruthers...

  • @80slimshadys
    @80slimshadys 3 роки тому +159

    Teacher: ''Ok children today in science class we are dissecting robots''
    Kids: ''But it has actual organs and blood and stuff''
    Teacher: ''No those are robot organs and robot blood''

    • @MjrShepherd
      @MjrShepherd 3 роки тому

      Right I want to believe him lol but I eat birds. Lol this is amazing

  • @gastos123
    @gastos123 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine Government will say *We don't know that, we never see that before*

  • @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6
    @MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy6 3 роки тому +386

    This makes the flat earth people look smart

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 роки тому +41

      I wouldn’t go that far. The stupidity is neck and neck.

    • @eon6571
      @eon6571 3 роки тому +5

      Haha...true

    • @dzibanart8521
      @dzibanart8521 3 роки тому +15

      @@cityhawk I bet there is huge amount of crossover.

    • @cityhawk
      @cityhawk 3 роки тому +9

      @@dzibanart8521 Pretty much to the equivalent of inbreeding.

    • @itskinaraaa
      @itskinaraaa 3 роки тому +2

      For real though 🤣🤣

  • @Cian66
    @Cian66 3 роки тому +132

    "If it flies, it spies!"
    Walks around with smartphones

    • @TheFounderYosh
      @TheFounderYosh 3 роки тому +21

      Person: how tf they keep finding out about all my plans?!?!?!?!?
      Phone: location on, mic on, camera activated, social media posts/search history recorded.
      Person: it's those dang birds!!!

    • @theboss4169
      @theboss4169 3 роки тому

      Comment of the day.

    • @bencarney2745
      @bencarney2745 3 роки тому

      So good 👏👏👏👏

    • @amilevector6866
      @amilevector6866 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣 don't bring logic into this

  • @Llapo46
    @Llapo46 3 роки тому +87

    I've never muttered "ohmygod" so many times in 3 and a quarter minutes

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +15

      I havent laughed so hard all day.

    • @AA-bk2pi
      @AA-bk2pi 3 роки тому +1

      Me too. I couldnt stop putting my hand on my my head. Wtf 🤦‍♀️

    • @ghintz2156
      @ghintz2156 3 роки тому +4

      It's satire, so that's the wrong reaction.

    • @Llapo46
      @Llapo46 3 роки тому

      @@ghintz2156 is it though? Their leader is either a master satirical or he really believes birds aren't real..

    • @conti_tho
      @conti_tho 3 роки тому

      @@Llapo46 It really is satire.
      There's an entire subreddit that (jokingly) believes birds are government drones.

  • @rorywhitesell8451
    @rorywhitesell8451 3 роки тому +1

    MOM! Someone listened to Welcome to Night Vale and mistook it for reality again!

  • @r_12k.
    @r_12k. 3 роки тому +65

    she's helping out, she's helping out
    also her: *watching anime*

  • @Toast9017
    @Toast9017 3 роки тому +193

    Me: Okay okay pandemic is starting to go away
    Sees this: ……We’re doomed

    • @jokelethkurueisner9229
      @jokelethkurueisner9229 3 роки тому +1

      Honestly, stuff like this is for the drones - I mean birds. 🤦‍♂️

    • @rashellysirendragon16
      @rashellysirendragon16 3 роки тому +2

      We as a species are just fucked........I don't even have words....

    • @TheFounderYosh
      @TheFounderYosh 3 роки тому

      UFO sightings all over the world
      Us citizens: it's those forking bird drones man!!! (Takes another hit off their J01NT) 🧠😤🚬

  • @paulforester6996
    @paulforester6996 3 роки тому +1

    It's all fun and games, until you have a ostrich chasing you. Best stealth tech there is.

  • @slickchick8292
    @slickchick8292 3 роки тому +76

    She’s helping out…checks anime. 😂

    • @tillettman
      @tillettman 3 роки тому +12

      She's an FBI agent who's infiltrated the group in order to monitor their activities

    • @TheFounderYosh
      @TheFounderYosh 3 роки тому +1

      Next up some anime plot twist "these bird drones... Used to be human beings turned into bird drones..." (AOT)

  • @silentscream1159
    @silentscream1159 3 роки тому +162

    What’s next
    “Dogs are secret spies that pretend to be your friend”😂😂😂

    • @RetNemmoc555
      @RetNemmoc555 3 роки тому +24

      If you had said cats are spies I would have joined your movement.

    • @jamesh412
      @jamesh412 3 роки тому +11

      @@RetNemmoc555 maybe it’s both there is the movie Cats & Dogs

    • @silentscream1159
      @silentscream1159 3 роки тому +9

      @@RetNemmoc555 nah forget cats they are not spies they are just traitors

    • @Bruddatab
      @Bruddatab 3 роки тому +3

      Now this comment makes sense of a joke. Real funny👍👍🤣

    • @lovemoviesful2
      @lovemoviesful2 3 роки тому +4

      I mean, that's more believable than birds aren't real...lol!

  • @robijorum4113
    @robijorum4113 3 роки тому +1

    Kids that's why you should never take drugs

  • @cosmickeyboard9811
    @cosmickeyboard9811 3 роки тому +154

    "Stupidity isn't a virus but it's sure spreading like one"

    • @draft1468
      @draft1468 3 роки тому

      Well said

    • @conti_tho
      @conti_tho 3 роки тому +18

      stupidity is when you can't see obvious satire

    • @abrolop3602
      @abrolop3602 3 роки тому +4

      This comment is the definition of stupidity

    • @nekoempress1
      @nekoempress1 3 роки тому

      Makes me think I'm more scared of stupidity than Covid. Oh lord help guide this misguided souls.

    • @cuteincolour4289
      @cuteincolour4289 3 роки тому +2

      r/whoosh

  • @pariwesh
    @pariwesh 3 роки тому +150

    *"Rest of the world has logic"*
    America: "Birds are drones!"

    • @commanderiosifstalin4938
      @commanderiosifstalin4938 3 роки тому +15

      If so many of them refuse to believe Covid-19 is real, well, no supirse about this.

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 3 роки тому +2

      " *Rest of the world immigrates to America* "
      America: "Structural racism is an existential crisis!"

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 3 роки тому

      @Eli Wiens my allusions do not preclude what you state, and yet structural racism exists around the world that is not white supremacist in nature, and people of all races still immigrate here...so, standing by my point.

    • @zoombabweeggwipe6263
      @zoombabweeggwipe6263 3 роки тому +1

      They're not drone. They're Remotely Piloted Mass Service Cameras. (RPMSC's for short). They can see through your closes and charge on powerlines. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

    • @LOVESFORLIFE
      @LOVESFORLIFE 3 роки тому

      @Eli Wiens is it really tho? The real crisis is happening daily in Chicago, Philly and every major city where kids are murdered daily.. has nothing to do with racism or the police

  • @anthonynguyen5215
    @anthonynguyen5215 2 роки тому +1

    stand under a light pole to find out if they're real or not

  • @KatieKatTG
    @KatieKatTG 3 роки тому +38

    I always wondered why my chicken sandwiches taste like wires and computer chips...

    • @timmoraru5245
      @timmoraru5245 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly. Now it all makes sense

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣😭

    • @ghintz2156
      @ghintz2156 3 роки тому +2

      But do chickens really properly "fly"? Can't spy if they don't fly!

    • @KatieKatTG
      @KatieKatTG 3 роки тому

      @@ghintz2156 they can fly but only short distances

    • @nuclearcatbaby1131
      @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 роки тому

      They are portable egg factories.

  • @naejin
    @naejin 3 роки тому +49

    Satire Activists pulling a Steven Cobert or Andy Kaufman staying in character.

  • @joshuajohnson1219
    @joshuajohnson1219 3 роки тому +1

    See what happens when u give them freedom

  • @poemac24pi
    @poemac24pi 3 роки тому +30

    The world was never coming to an end. The human beings that live here are.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 роки тому +1

      More and more it seems like we need to move aside for the apes and dolphins to have their turn.

  • @janncorpuz9370
    @janncorpuz9370 3 роки тому +44

    1:42 the interview bit was pretty hilarious ngl 😂

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +2

      It may have been the best part. The video and staging even looked like 1975

    • @randyfuentes4201
      @randyfuentes4201 3 роки тому +1

      Is this the maga rally? Sure looks like a bunch of trumptards

  • @billwalker8655
    @billwalker8655 3 роки тому +1

    So I guess we all eat robot chickens

  • @CourtneyDixonDesigns
    @CourtneyDixonDesigns 3 роки тому +26

    This is satire, right? I mean, it's so hard to tell these days.

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +5

      I understand your point but just look into their faces and you will see that no one is crazy eyed angry like the Trumpers or Qanan fools. Also, listen to the music. :)

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow 3 роки тому +52

    It's truly disturbing that we live in an age where we have to consider that this might actually be a sincere movement.

    • @davidjorgensen877
      @davidjorgensen877 2 роки тому +4

      Come on, man - birds are about as real as Trump losing to Biden. Pfft - as if. Use your common sense! IT'S ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY!!!

    • @JJ-zl9mh
      @JJ-zl9mh Рік тому

      It's even more disturbing that people actually believe it

    • @IDislikeMacaroni
      @IDislikeMacaroni Рік тому

      It’s a joke to make fun of conspiracy theories

    • @JoeEnglandShow
      @JoeEnglandShow Рік тому

      @@IDislikeMacaroni Yes, I know. It's just sad that it sounds like something that some people might really believe nowadays.

  • @vinnyhunter7545
    @vinnyhunter7545 3 роки тому +10

    This is exactly how Qanon started.

  • @tjsbbi
    @tjsbbi 3 роки тому +34

    This just shows up "Q" for not thinking big enough.

  • @Irishgui83
    @Irishgui83 3 роки тому +45

    Why give crazy people like this further exposure to help grow their "movement"? Haven't we learned anything from the past 5 years?

    • @meowfur
      @meowfur 3 роки тому +16

      Sarcasm

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +15

      You missed the point by 180 degrees

    • @margeryk000
      @margeryk000 3 роки тому +12

      You believing that this is real is the reason why they are doing this. It proves their point that people will believe anything if it fits their narrative.

    • @golantrevize515
      @golantrevize515 3 роки тому +3

      That one is actually really refreshing!
      🐥👀📡

    • @peanutsarecheap1997
      @peanutsarecheap1997 3 роки тому +1

      Nope. 😂 lol

  • @noellerutledge8789
    @noellerutledge8789 3 роки тому +1

    Do people seriously not know that this is a joke?

  • @kmsbismarck7242
    @kmsbismarck7242 3 роки тому +44

    Kim helps out when she can.....
    *cuts to her watching Anime

    • @hannahl.rosettia8555
      @hannahl.rosettia8555 3 роки тому +2

      Even though she believes that birds arent real, we still need to give her a salute

    • @oali2478
      @oali2478 3 роки тому

      Higurashi remake, she seems to be in on seasonal anime.

  • @aiiwei
    @aiiwei 3 роки тому +41

    people in the comments actually believing this is some real cause lmaooo it’s all satire

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak 3 роки тому +1

      that's exactly what the government wants you to think

    • @ozymandias6644
      @ozymandias6644 3 роки тому +2

      Well, these days you don't know what's the most absurd thing that's gonna happen next. It's like we are watching a really long series, and smhw this phase is the most craziest moment in that series. Something like a cross between Simpsons and The Onion.

    • @maybeiamabrownie2471
      @maybeiamabrownie2471 3 роки тому

      The world has gone so crazy that I wouldn't be surprised if this was not satire.

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 3 роки тому +1

      I immediately thought it was satire but even that is sad. People are putting way too much time and money into this joke if that is the case. Something like this stops being funny or interesting really quickly

    • @richardkempton1894
      @richardkempton1894 3 роки тому

      The best are the ones that think humanity Is doomed because these people are stupid.. who are the stupid ones? The ones who are clearly in on the joke or the ones who think this is real? Lol

  • @tinaevans4186
    @tinaevans4186 3 роки тому +2

    I knew my parakeets were talking about me behind my back!!

  • @Migsterium
    @Migsterium 3 роки тому +65

    Any rational person would conclude this is a satire. However, America also elected a reality show host as their president and deny their own moon landing. Makes you wonder…

    • @prihaps
      @prihaps 3 роки тому +1

      That moon landing was sketch af. You should look into it.

    • @Mariet31
      @Mariet31 3 роки тому +4

      The US has a mental health crisis and overpriced meds, good luck for people with schizophrenia and mental issues to be convinced otherwise.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 3 роки тому

      Lmao what a fool you think we actually went to the moon... With over 100 countries i wonder why USA is the only one to go... (Cough Cough hollywood production cough cough)

    • @jose91807
      @jose91807 3 роки тому

      @@whitealliance9540 ..................

    • @damien1781
      @damien1781 3 роки тому +1

      @@whitealliance9540 didn't Russia and China go?

  • @RuleofFive
    @RuleofFive 3 роки тому +44

    I needed a good laugh and "Birds Aren't Real" just provided it!

  • @jamesshoegazer4534
    @jamesshoegazer4534 3 роки тому +4

    2:30 How did they leave out Pigeons? I’m offended!

  • @arkitect156
    @arkitect156 3 роки тому +59

    Birds arent real: Eagles? Not real!
    Every person in philly: And i took that personally

    • @Zhengrui0
      @Zhengrui0 3 роки тому +3

      Eagles?
      *NOT REAL!*
      Cardinals?
      *NOT REAL!*
      Falcons?
      *NOT REAL!*
      Ravens?
      *NOT REAL!*
      Seahawks?
      *NOT REAL!*
      Jets?
      *NOT REAL!*

    • @genericamerican7574
      @genericamerican7574 3 роки тому

      It's offensive.

  • @PaperMario64
    @PaperMario64 3 роки тому +45

    Let me check the calendar…. Not April 1st…. 🤔…. Yeah, I’m done with humans for a while.

  • @mariselaii1502
    @mariselaii1502 3 роки тому +1

    This is even worse than the ‘flat-earth theory’

  • @Amber-db9cz
    @Amber-db9cz 3 роки тому +22

    I have some beautiful robins that visit me everyday. They sit with me on the porch. I love them.

    • @monakw
      @monakw 3 роки тому +1

      You have quite the imagination. 😂🤣

    • @Amber-db9cz
      @Amber-db9cz 3 роки тому

      @@monakw my yard has alot of cool animals. I live in a rural area.

    • @2FadeMusic
      @2FadeMusic 3 роки тому

      thats cute i want some lil birds to visit me too

    • @babyteano1977
      @babyteano1977 3 роки тому +3

      They're spies.

    • @monakw
      @monakw 3 роки тому +1

      @@Amber-db9cz
      That is excellent Amber!
      I love listening to birds and recognizing their calls.
      Our place is remote too with lots of Iguanas, Geckos and Anolis.🦎
      We feed the iggys our vegetable scraps. I love all creatures, especially birds.I have nursed quiet a few.🐦
      We named our home
      🐥The Bird House🐥

  • @laurengalvez5631
    @laurengalvez5631 3 роки тому +45

    Sooo, the juvenile dove my sister rescued wasn’t real right? 🙄

    • @DrSpooglemon
      @DrSpooglemon 3 роки тому +18

      Your sister works for big bird!

    • @timmoraru5245
      @timmoraru5245 3 роки тому +4

      @@DrSpooglemon confirmed

    • @laurengalvez5631
      @laurengalvez5631 3 роки тому +3

      @@DrSpooglemon I really didn’t think people were that stupid, but apparently they really are just that stupid.

    • @luciusrex
      @luciusrex 3 роки тому

      no it wasnt unfortunately

    • @jackconnolly2665
      @jackconnolly2665 3 роки тому +1

      Put it in the microwave. It will destroy the electronic components.

  • @mikesthoughtsonplants.9857
    @mikesthoughtsonplants.9857 3 роки тому +1

    Ya, and 20% of the population will believe it.

  • @ml.2770
    @ml.2770 3 роки тому +11

    You had me at 'liquid tracking apparatus'.

    • @Capri_00
      @Capri_00 3 роки тому

      When everyone in that group has a smart phone!!!!!

  • @JustSomeGuyInTheMtns
    @JustSomeGuyInTheMtns 3 роки тому +86

    I'll take these guys over the Qmorons any day...

    • @ghostofsilence2697
      @ghostofsilence2697 3 роки тому +6

      Its sad that by a sheer logic standpoint, even if it wasnt a joke, these guys would still make more sense than the Q-tips in magaland

    • @amilevector6866
      @amilevector6866 3 роки тому +1

      Same but ...they are probably also Qdiots and antivaxxers....some of these things are personality traits🤣

    • @joekerr5418
      @joekerr5418 3 роки тому +1

      I'd take these guys over Trans activists and BLM as well 🤣

    • @amilevector6866
      @amilevector6866 3 роки тому +1

      @@joekerr5418 🙄🤔yikes

  • @bashanborlangkhongshei2851
    @bashanborlangkhongshei2851 3 роки тому +11

    Next conspiracy belief "Underwears are Government spy"

    • @maddyjoh8488
      @maddyjoh8488 3 роки тому +3

      No, the socks are. Why do you think one in the pair always goes missing? To report their findings back to headquarters of course! 😉😉😉

    • @weynnerguillen9533
      @weynnerguillen9533 3 роки тому

      @@maddyjoh8488 Hahaha

  • @bmoisgood3228
    @bmoisgood3228 3 роки тому +18

    Could you imagine working at a Holiday Inn and these guys are booked for a week long conference right after the flat earthers had their convention.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +5

      At least they tip better than the Jewish Space Laser convention that booked last month.

    • @bmoisgood3228
      @bmoisgood3228 3 роки тому

      @@jimgsewell lmfao you know what you're right I've gotta be more thankful huh. 😅 Honestly the service industry is insane, you can come across all these crazy types and they always preach what they believe and you just have to nod your head and smile

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +1

      @@bmoisgood3228 29 years in the service industry. I feel for you.

  • @tysonbrady593
    @tysonbrady593 3 роки тому +4

    They need to ban Critical Bird Theory in schools.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому

      Exactly, I’m making my sign right now.

  • @toponkumar1744
    @toponkumar1744 3 роки тому +1

    these aren't humans, biological robots!!

  • @jennifergross3506
    @jennifergross3506 3 роки тому +28

    That really might have been the most ironic thing I have ever seen…I have a permanent brow furrowed from watching that…

  • @dayawalker
    @dayawalker 3 роки тому +6

    Bruh imagine believing that they are serious.

  • @Ricos-
    @Ricos- 3 роки тому +1

    If isnt it real then why would i saw a bird with blood dead on the road

  • @terrypetersen2970
    @terrypetersen2970 3 роки тому +35

    Next they'll reveal that the Cats and Dogs movies are actually documentaries.

    • @davidpower7874
      @davidpower7874 3 роки тому

      You mean they're not?... I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.

  • @Nidge882
    @Nidge882 3 роки тому +21

    "Honestly thats kind of offensive" hahaha brilliant this is genius give these guys the nobel peace prize the've done way more than trump to deserve nomination.

  • @lightningx2656
    @lightningx2656 3 роки тому +1

    Good News: I'm like 99.6% sure that they are trolling.
    Bad News :Some people will actually take this and run with it.

  • @oppenheimerfaaaaaan5547
    @oppenheimerfaaaaaan5547 3 роки тому +19

    "Eagles are not real!" How dare you say that to this country

  • @rogerwilco4736
    @rogerwilco4736 3 роки тому +21

    You've just confirmed what I've thought for years, my parrot is a CIA operative. I'm going to shoot it now!

  • @gunplasm86
    @gunplasm86 3 роки тому +1

    Birds Aren't Real isn't an actual conspiracy theory. Rather, a piece of comedic performance art revealing how ridiculous ideas take hold in the post-truth era.

  • @seymorestuff235
    @seymorestuff235 3 роки тому +37

    Brilliant satire of everything Fox channel has promoted for 4 years. Lol

  • @michael_oncer
    @michael_oncer 3 роки тому +6

    There really is no limit as to how gullible some people can be.

    • @danielwalker26
      @danielwalker26 3 роки тому

      I wonder if they thought to catch and dissect a bird.

    • @jimgsewell
      @jimgsewell 3 роки тому +1

      Your statement is correct. Yet, your post leads be to believe, that you haven’t quite figured out exactly who is being gullible.

    • @ghintz2156
      @ghintz2156 3 роки тому

      Indeed...this group is being satirical and you were gullible enough to take them seriously.

  • @Pinkfond
    @Pinkfond 3 роки тому +1

    So, this whole time I've been feeding government spies instead of pigeons 😐

  • @achimwokeschtla7582
    @achimwokeschtla7582 3 роки тому +22

    Great satire … but the usual conspiracy theorists won’t get it

  • @michaeljohn8883
    @michaeljohn8883 3 роки тому +9

    Andy Kaufman would have freaking loved this.

  • @KittyMatador
    @KittyMatador 3 роки тому +1

    This explains so much ...

  • @fallen4life080
    @fallen4life080 3 роки тому +4

    As a bird biologist that has done thousands of bird dissections i can confirm that birds are all robotic and are tracking your every move. Some of them even release pheromones that make your girlfriend break up with you.....

    • @lucius6639
      @lucius6639 3 роки тому

      Having a girlfriend is nearly impossible, but robot birds goes against everything that our beloved America stands for!

  • @mightyjohns
    @mightyjohns 3 роки тому +8

    They should have stated that the government only replaced some of the birds with drones. As it is, their theory is easy enough to disprove by dissecting a dead bird.

    • @nerdstrangler4804
      @nerdstrangler4804 2 роки тому

      It is synthetic meat, like the impossible burger. The government prints the circuits directly within the meat so there is no need for traditional circuit boards.
      But in all seriousness, it is a parody. People aren't supposed to believe it. Because if they do, it stops being a parody of a conspiracy and becomes an actual conspiracy.

  • @oppa1319
    @oppa1319 3 роки тому +2

    GTA 6 has so much content to work with over the years.

  • @johngee8774
    @johngee8774 3 роки тому +6

    Next: Mosquito injects Microchips to Humans