Borderlands Is Unfunny, Unpleasant And Unbearable

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  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +1195

    This movie feels like you need to know borderlands but punishes you for knowing borderlands.

    • @baswenmakers6846
      @baswenmakers6846 5 місяців тому +70

      How devilishly perfect. Satan does love his little jokes.

    • @CHESTNUT246
      @CHESTNUT246 5 місяців тому +7

      its just key jangling

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +15

      @@baswenmakers6846 💯💯 Satan loves to destroy everything, even movies.

    • @Nathanpeacock98
      @Nathanpeacock98 5 місяців тому +1

      Absolutely 💯

    • @johnatanmachadoyt
      @johnatanmachadoyt 5 місяців тому +2

      This is the perfect description.

  • @aimlessgamer6187
    @aimlessgamer6187 5 місяців тому +580

    The writers read the Wikipedia and wrote the movie in 30 minutes.

    • @conspiracyspider
      @conspiracyspider 5 місяців тому +30

      30 minutes? You give them way too much credit

    • @dea1313
      @dea1313 5 місяців тому +17

      And somehow it still took over a decade

    • @shadowjack239
      @shadowjack239 5 місяців тому +6

      @@dea1313 The writers had mental constipation. It's a helluva drug.

    • @TheAntsh
      @TheAntsh 5 місяців тому +12

      It was AI, they just edited it a little

    • @henrylivingstone2971
      @henrylivingstone2971 5 місяців тому

      They probably used ChatGPT

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 5 місяців тому +1335

    You just know it will suck when the director said he wasn't making a Borderlands movie

    • @thormode9
      @thormode9 5 місяців тому +187

      Any adaptation done today is going to be woke trash.

    • @thebreadbringer
      @thebreadbringer 5 місяців тому +53

      Which, as far as I'm aware, is a fucking insufferable franchise to begin with.

    • @CowboyRobot2000
      @CowboyRobot2000 5 місяців тому +137

      Director: "I'm not making a Borderlands movie!"
      Everyone: "But it's a Borderlands movie."
      Director: "But I'm not making a Borderlands movie."
      Everyone: "The title is Borderlands and it's based on Borderlands."
      Director: "I don't care, cuz I'm not making a Borderlands movie."
      Everyone: "Please go to hell."

    • @enclaveofdoom
      @enclaveofdoom 5 місяців тому +85

      ​@@thebreadbringernot really, first two games are absolutely blast especially if you play with someone. Only in the third game they introduced the "modern audience" tropes.

    • @Captain-Thievius
      @Captain-Thievius 5 місяців тому +24

      Why do they keep hiring these hacks?

  • @carlosperalta5892
    @carlosperalta5892 5 місяців тому +677

    Who tf saw Jamie Lee Curtis and said "yeah, this is our Patricia Tannis" wtf 😂😂

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +36

      At least they didn't cast her son, right?

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 5 місяців тому

      Probably whoever made sure they got that cleavage shot

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 5 місяців тому +36

      Someone who looks for dates on Tinder for Seniors, I guess.

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 5 місяців тому +25

      She would have worked as Patricia... Had she remained in her 20s.

    • @X-999
      @X-999 5 місяців тому +8

      Freaky Friday did.

  • @SenorSnrub057
    @SenorSnrub057 5 місяців тому +671

    Its official. Fanfiction authors are better story tellers than multi million dollar writers

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +13

      YEP💯

    • @tehrulefoo
      @tehrulefoo 5 місяців тому +34

      Always have been

    • @NamelessDjinn
      @NamelessDjinn 5 місяців тому +25

      its always been that way

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +2

      @@NamelessDjinn I believe it

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +24

      They always were. Modern Hollywood make bad fan fiction

  • @thomaspunt2646
    @thomaspunt2646 5 місяців тому +1248

    I still can't get over Kevin Hart as Roland. Did every other black actor in Hollywood get COVID?

    • @kpaulblume47
      @kpaulblume47 5 місяців тому +82

      ...maybe deliberately.

    • @vee-bee-a
      @vee-bee-a 5 місяців тому +59

      Reminds me of that Voxis Productions joke, which got Prof. Tosspot sued...
      Which leads me to a better actor; Idris Elba. But I doubt he'll be able to salvage this pile o' shite.

    • @picklebulge6478
      @picklebulge6478 5 місяців тому +131

      Yeah the one serious character in borderland thats all buff and have him played by a 5ft comedian.

    • @Kristyybug
      @Kristyybug 5 місяців тому +47

      The others don’t really need this. Kevin Hart isn’t an actor. And he is hardly a comedian. He would take anything. I don’t even think he has many fans left.

    • @deadlyqueen7779
      @deadlyqueen7779 5 місяців тому +8

      @@picklebulge6478 like his ass is getting punted like a foot ball

  • @kevo-o-o
    @kevo-o-o 5 місяців тому +321

    Imagine being the dude who played Krieg, hitting the gym every day for hours and looking exactly like your character. Then you get to set and see what kind of movie you are in. I feel bad for that dude.

    • @emiami458
      @emiami458 5 місяців тому +7

      I think they probably cast an already buff guy

    • @Posts_Comments
      @Posts_Comments 5 місяців тому +15

      I don't, the guy got a ripped body out of it and paid.
      I only got about 1/5th through the movie before switching it off, but I did like him of what little I saw, so Im just going to assume is character only got better from there! lol

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 5 місяців тому +10

      Hey at least krieg somewhat resembles his character
      Unlike Tina who never had a family because we'll she is a psycho like all the others who seem the best tactic to defeat people is run straight at them
      The entire personality of Tina is because she is a child in a horrible situation and end up like the rest of Pandora insane
      This is not tina

    • @pallor_mortis
      @pallor_mortis 5 місяців тому

      @@Posts_Comments you know that ripped body doesn’t last at all right? That actor just suffered immensely for a wasted, unmemorable effort and not much of a payday.
      Actors do this extremely specific process that takes months which includes purposeful mass dehydration, only to look like that for the shooting days. So like a week. Then it’s gone and you have to recoup your body, another months long process. Dude was ripped for a week in a shitty movie no one is gonna remember he was even in.

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 5 місяців тому +445

    A PG-13 movie made by Eli Roth, what could go wrong…

    • @piotrd7355
      @piotrd7355 5 місяців тому +61

      Roth has never made a good movie. Regardless of the target audience.

    • @psychotic_beelzebub
      @psychotic_beelzebub 5 місяців тому +11

      @@piotrd7355
      Depends honestly...gore movies can be really clitche and not so impresive...
      I did enjoy Green Inferno though, probably because it was filmed in Perú and it gives me a laugh xD

    • @BuckBeakGaming
      @BuckBeakGaming 5 місяців тому

      ​@@piotrd7355obviously you haven't seen the movie he made from last year Thanksgiving

    • @psychotic_beelzebub
      @psychotic_beelzebub 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Oimomojojimu
      They made fun (and ate) a group of assholes that took advantage of the enviorement and needy people just to get drugs xD
      Yeah, it was a fun watch lol

    • @piotrd7355
      @piotrd7355 5 місяців тому +5

      @@psychotic_beelzebub In my opinion, it is better to watch exploitation films and slashers from the era. From the 1970s and 1980s.Stephen Thrower's books, for example, are a great guide to these genres. Roth's films are cheap imitations.

  • @2st_duallist
    @2st_duallist 5 місяців тому +398

    after Roland died decades ago, Lilith became the leader of the resistence, but things went downsouth. she asked tannis to clone Roland, and she did. but she had become so senile at this point, after years of snorting huge lines of eridium, she botched the cloning process, resulting in the opposite of Roland. Roland was a big man. a stoic, brave and charismatic leader: they got kevin hart

    • @dontshootmex5588
      @dontshootmex5588 5 місяців тому +23

      I'd watch a movie about that

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 5 місяців тому +2

      EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER BORDERLAND MOVIE DISASTER REVIEW ☠️☠️☠️😈☠️☠️☠️

    • @senbiche
      @senbiche 5 місяців тому

      ROLAND!!!! FROM LIBRARY RUINA??

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 5 місяців тому

      Brave and charismatic? That idiot was as generic as Avery Johnson in Halo

    • @TheSpidersider
      @TheSpidersider 5 місяців тому +7

      That sounds like a dogshit sidequest full of quirky random humor they'd have in Borderlands 3.

  • @chesterbowles7950
    @chesterbowles7950 5 місяців тому +103

    Kevin Hart is Kevin Hart in EVERY movie he is in. Zero depth. Just scream like a girl and complain about everything but his acting range. And he's black.

  • @GamingGrenade1
    @GamingGrenade1 5 місяців тому +481

    This is why Rockstar refuses to let anyone make a GTA film. Not only would it be completely unnecessary... but they would no doubt mess it up

    • @greenkidd529
      @greenkidd529 5 місяців тому +18

      Thry should let the people who made South Beach Tow make a GTA movie

    • @tremere3337
      @tremere3337 5 місяців тому +11

      You mean unnecessary?

    • @GamingGrenade1
      @GamingGrenade1 5 місяців тому +9

      @@tremere3337 That's the one, damn autocorrect

    • @CommanderquesoTV
      @CommanderquesoTV 5 місяців тому +10

      Just watch HEAT lol

    • @AIartificalIntellige
      @AIartificalIntellige 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@CommanderquesoTVexcellent film

  • @stonecoldprose
    @stonecoldprose 5 місяців тому +224

    Acquire a franchise, hire people who know nothing about it & don't even like it to make the movie, attack the audience when they reject same. Modern movies in a sentence.

    • @theonejmv
      @theonejmv 5 місяців тому +24

      You should add: Fire no one for the series or movie's failure. Repeat the process.

    • @picklebulge6478
      @picklebulge6478 5 місяців тому +11

      Sounds like a great business model.

    • @bassmeo3937
      @bassmeo3937 5 місяців тому +11

      You forgot hiring people that can't even do their job and barely have any experience in it. Like, you could make this a good movie and not follow the Borderlands story, but they didn't even manage to do that, that's the real sad part.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 5 місяців тому +4

      Disney would like to know if you’re available for the job of senior project manager.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +1

      @secondchance6603 Dang. If it can’t even be enjoyably bad….

  • @mannen659
    @mannen659 5 місяців тому +430

    "Our Expectations Were Low But Holy Fuck" - Abraham Lincoln probably

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 місяців тому

      It’s official, you suck!
      -SHAO KAHN probably

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +29

      “I wasn’t expecting it to be this awful.”
      - George Washington, maybe

    • @CoolGuyMcGruff
      @CoolGuyMcGruff 5 місяців тому +9

      "WTF was even that?!" - MLK

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому +6

      “There is nothing worse than shit media made for fans to insult fans.” - Socrates

    • @DaMaster012
      @DaMaster012 5 місяців тому +6

      "If you leave me, *I'll kill you."* - Abraham Lincoln

  • @elperrodelautumo7511
    @elperrodelautumo7511 5 місяців тому +179

    A fan made film could’ve been more entertaining to watch than Hollywood’s film adaptation of a video game franchise.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +6

      Sooooo true

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +7

      Same with Disney Star Wars.

    • @Enigma75614
      @Enigma75614 5 місяців тому +6

      @@chasehedges6775The Republic Commando fan film was so good. The action scenes put the Disney Plus shows to shame

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Enigma75614 There’s also a Kenobi Fan film

    • @honeymustardcheerios1808
      @honeymustardcheerios1808 5 місяців тому +1

      Same with Spider-Man Lotus.

  • @courtneytyree-jones8563
    @courtneytyree-jones8563 5 місяців тому +147

    As soon as I seen Kevin Hart I knew the movie was going to be trash!

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +8

      💯💯

    • @Legion-p6y
      @Legion-p6y 5 місяців тому +16

      Right. Playing a tough guy is not his talent… playing a simp is exactly his thing though

    • @blackstar_1069
      @blackstar_1069 5 місяців тому +3

      Dats a given

    • @conspiracyspider
      @conspiracyspider 5 місяців тому +7

      Yep the minute I see certain actors it becomes incredibly apparent the project is going to suck.

    • @recca-recca
      @recca-recca 5 місяців тому +4

      I swear they did it just to piss people off.

  • @SammEater
    @SammEater 5 місяців тому +81

    Roland: skinny manlet
    Lilith: Someone's aunt
    "They look like just their game models, you bigot" - A shill

    • @Ergeniz
      @Ergeniz 5 місяців тому +2

      Kevin Hart is skinny? Since when

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Ergeniz He is far from being like Roland, friend.

    • @TheFlyingMan
      @TheFlyingMan 5 місяців тому +8

      Manlet lol

  • @hunts4209
    @hunts4209 5 місяців тому +149

    > Poor casting
    > A PG13 rating for a m rated game
    > Barely any lore added in the movie except basic cliffnotes
    > Its modern borderlands so its more 3 and new tales than 2 and tales
    I'm surprised people even paid money for this, It looked like it was dead from the start

    • @hopegalaxy
      @hopegalaxy 5 місяців тому +14

      I feel so bad for every Borderland fan out there.

    • @sjfs231
      @sjfs231 5 місяців тому +1

      @@hopegalaxy it's ok, after Borderlands 3 all hope of any more good stories/writing out of BL went out the window.

    • @cherry9787
      @cherry9787 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@sjfs231 The DLCs for BL3 were pretty good. Can't say for Wonderlands. New Tales is annoyingly bad tho

    • @sjfs231
      @sjfs231 5 місяців тому

      @@cherry9787 i guess i never did try the dlc for 3, main game turned me away before they came out.

  • @saturn580
    @saturn580 5 місяців тому +141

    What the hell were they thinking casting two boomers to play Lilith and Dr. Tannis? Was the ESG money so good that they wasted two veteran actors on roles that they never had a hope in hell of pulling off?

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 місяців тому +11

      It’s not woke, it’s just bad.

    • @kittycat5972
      @kittycat5972 5 місяців тому

      @@maxmazzotti6651there are dozens of decent actresses that could’ve played those roles for a lot cheaper than the grannies that we’ve got.
      What other reason may that be besides from filling a quota?

    • @augustwolf9250
      @augustwolf9250 5 місяців тому +4

      Yes, ESG bread is real

    • @twentysecondcenturywoman
      @twentysecondcenturywoman 5 місяців тому +11

      @@maxmazzotti6651it’s woke

    • @saturn580
      @saturn580 5 місяців тому

      @@maxmazzotti6651 Replacing hot, young women with stale, old women is a tenant of woke ideology. It's just another way they undermine masculinity by depriving men of what we naturally find attractive.

  • @fishthing1291
    @fishthing1291 5 місяців тому +163

    The fact some of the people who animated claptrap aren't being credited aswell

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 5 місяців тому +24

      To be fair, would you want your name on this absolute disgrace of a movie? They probably would see getting credit as blackmail 😏

  • @HeavyMetal945
    @HeavyMetal945 5 місяців тому +83

    Skin suit movies are the fucking worst

  • @tacitmama
    @tacitmama 5 місяців тому +26

    I don't care what they tell you in school, but my grandma said that Borderlands games was about strong and independent grandmas

  • @Muttonchop2000
    @Muttonchop2000 5 місяців тому +215

    What the hell kind of favor did Cate Blanchett owe to the producers of this to agree to be cast?

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 5 місяців тому +60

      They promised her a lifetime supply of
      botox and Juvederm injections.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +20

      It was either this or doing her usual under the desk favours for them.

    • @chazzitz-wh4ly
      @chazzitz-wh4ly 5 місяців тому +11

      I nust went through the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition and by jove, what the fuck hapoened?

    • @aldavedario4818
      @aldavedario4818 5 місяців тому +3

      Covid madness

    • @sblinder1978
      @sblinder1978 5 місяців тому +16

      What sins did Cate Blanchett commit to deserve being put in this?

  • @freazyknight
    @freazyknight 5 місяців тому +177

    Actors need to stop using botox. They are literally paid to have emotion.

    • @Atlas-hu9wk
      @Atlas-hu9wk 5 місяців тому +15

      Actresses*

    • @freazyknight
      @freazyknight 5 місяців тому +27

      @@Atlas-hu9wk I think even actors do it these days XD

    • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
      @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it 5 місяців тому +2

      the most recent case is with emily morirarty. her facei is so static as if he wore a mask

    • @mikusoxlongius
      @mikusoxlongius 5 місяців тому +2

      Amandla Stoneface

    • @mosuke5123
      @mosuke5123 5 місяців тому +2

      Reminds me of the Scrubs episode where Jordan gets botox and Cox makes fun of her :)

  • @chrimsonphantom
    @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +58

    Roland wanted to save Tina from being used by her father to open a vault..........By using Tina to open the vault.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +2

      They actually turned Tina into a vault key?

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +4

      @@coltonwilkie241 Spoilers.
      Tina was a clone that was supposed to open the vault. Yet it was Lilith all along because she's the Siren. Yet everyone thought that using the vault key to open the vault would kill tina. So yeah they saved her from being the key to open the vault from Atlas, to wanting to use Tina to open the vault for themselves.

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 5 місяців тому +3

      "Brilliant! Here's a blank check!" -Every Hollywood Studio

  • @IBriefcase
    @IBriefcase 5 місяців тому +71

    The second I saw the casting and the lack of male characters (Brick, Mordecai and Salvador springs to mind), I knew I was just going to watch your review instead of bothering to waste my money. I also just knew they would butcher Krieg and Tiny Tina...in fact, all of the characters.

    • @chrimsonphantom
      @chrimsonphantom 5 місяців тому +6

      They Butcher Krieg in this movie. I don't know why they decided to Replace Brick with Krieg in this movie. Brick was already TIna's big brother.

    • @solidsnakescake
      @solidsnakescake 5 місяців тому +1

      I for one am glad I didn't have to witness Shaq as Salvador.

    • @mosuke5123
      @mosuke5123 5 місяців тому

      I also dont really get in which "timeline" this should play. Could just be between part 1 and 2, but you dont hear anything about Jack and how he takes over Hyperion?!

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 Місяць тому

      Marcus: what am I, chopped LIVER?!

  • @SterileNeutrino
    @SterileNeutrino 5 місяців тому +302

    > Unfunny, Unpleasant And Unbearable
    In that order? Sounds like the UK right now.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +19

      The US as well😂😂

    • @Hae3ro
      @Hae3ro 5 місяців тому +35

      Thats islam

    • @smoldoggy1005
      @smoldoggy1005 5 місяців тому +19

      @@Hae3ro and judaism

    • @leewright1
      @leewright1 5 місяців тому +2

      Sadly, that is an apt description. See how long and short time it took.😢

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +13

      The consequences of diversity.

  • @Scagguy4014
    @Scagguy4014 5 місяців тому +48

    At this point , Kevin harts and jack blacks careers have fizzled out

    • @jackkennedy3327
      @jackkennedy3327 5 місяців тому +16

      Thank God. Can they PEASE just go away, and leave us in peace?

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 5 місяців тому +13

      Broo, I thought Jack Black’s career peaked and burned out in Tropic Thunder from like 2008. I keep being surprised to see him in media and not in the streets of LA asking for booze.

    • @Scagguy4014
      @Scagguy4014 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Mr_Bones. i thought his peak was kung fu panda myself, but he has been in some disasters as of recent.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Scagguy4014 💯

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 5 місяців тому +57

    I genuinely don't know how shit like this even gets funded. I miss the days when studio execs weren't afraid to try new things, but also knew when to NOT throw hundreds of millions at stupid projects.

    • @TakinErEasyHere
      @TakinErEasyHere 5 місяців тому +14

      They can write off the failure. They can make just as much money if the movie flops. Change that, Hollywood would change over night.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 5 місяців тому +3

      @@TakinErEasyHere It's like the entire entertainment industry is running Uwe Boll's scheme.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 5 місяців тому +1

      The quick buck and burn as opposed to taking the time and making something good

    • @151monka
      @151monka 5 місяців тому

      Most of them are old AF, and probably just think all these crappy adaptions, superheros, etc. are 'hip' and 'in with the kids'.

  • @crusadeuswolf
    @crusadeuswolf 5 місяців тому +46

    Poor Claptrap. How could they make the most despised and abused robot on pandora, into an annoying, cheap unfunny joke.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +16

      The original voice of Claptrap exposed the boss of being abusive so the character changed to just being very loud and very unfunny to try to sweep the real life abuse under the rug.

    • @ruin3r
      @ruin3r 5 місяців тому +3

      It's such a miss, all they had to do was get the original voice actor, and let him swear. People would've recognized him and liked it or at least been ok with it, instead they disrespected everyone by having Jack Black do an imitation of it.

    • @wyslanniknewworldorder9525
      @wyslanniknewworldorder9525 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ruin3r He's not worthy a *dragon warrior title* anymore.

    • @isauldron4337
      @isauldron4337 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ruin3rthe og voice actor left because Randy pitchford was an ass

  • @fauxbot
    @fauxbot 5 місяців тому +32

    hearing the og claptrap voice again in this video broke my heart i miss him

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +4

      The OG Claptrap voice gives me GIR vibes from Invader Zim if GIR went through puberty

    • @TheMightyAerodrakon
      @TheMightyAerodrakon 5 місяців тому +1

      @@JonathanGaeta I really do not like how right you are

  • @BenGray10
    @BenGray10 5 місяців тому +86

    Next up: "Skyrim" ft. Viola Davis as the Dragonborn and Daniel Radcliffe as Ulfric Stormcloak. Oh, and Parthanax and Adluin used to be gay-married and are now fighting due to internalized homophobia.

  • @trith72
    @trith72 5 місяців тому +210

    Terrible casting, actors 30 years too old for their roles, Jack Black who is currently a political death pill right now due to his open calls for violence against people who refuse to think like he wants them to, Kevin Hart who hasn't been funny in 15 years and recycles the same old material every day, no script, and no understanding what the actual base material is about. This was DOA when pen went to paper with the scriptwriters and casting agents years ago.

    • @malcolmharris3916
      @malcolmharris3916 5 місяців тому +10

      Yes, and sad to see an actress the calibre of Cate Blanchett in it...another one trying to stay relevant.

    • @zerohero6602
      @zerohero6602 5 місяців тому +3

      100% What an absolute waste of an opportunity.

    • @Jezza_One
      @Jezza_One 5 місяців тому +11

      It was Kyle Gass who said the stuff about Trump.

    • @floydhopkins7901
      @floydhopkins7901 5 місяців тому +2

      Knowing Eli roth I'm sure that the original concept included tons of blood, gore, and swearing, but he studio nerfed it down to pg13 and potential this movie had was lost.

    • @jackkennedy3327
      @jackkennedy3327 5 місяців тому

      ​@@floydhopkins7901you're absolutely right. BL is very dark, and BLOODY. The humor is almost all gallows humor.

  • @samvimes9510
    @samvimes9510 5 місяців тому +13

    Strong, independent women used to be characters like Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley, Captain Janeway, Dana Scully, Princess Leia, and of course, the legendary Éowyn. Now we either get mary sues with the personality of a wet paper towel, or we get bullies who are mean to everyone around them.

    • @TheresNoFreeUsername
      @TheresNoFreeUsername 4 місяці тому

      This whole "independent" label is pretty retarded. Women shouldn't be defined by their relationship to a man, so we define them by their relationship to a man.

  • @IBradFrazer
    @IBradFrazer 5 місяців тому +12

    I always believed Borderlands would make a PERFECT anime. Not everything has to be live-action.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. 5 місяців тому

      Actually that makes much more sense.
      Double Dragon would also make the best animes, mangas and OVAs.
      But instead we got an off-brand comic book, a cheesy animated series by DIC, and a crappy live-action movie.

  • @Enigma75614
    @Enigma75614 5 місяців тому +56

    How does Ariana Greenblatt keep getting big roles? She can’t act.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +3

      I think she can act. The scripts she’s given give her nothing to to work with tho. She was good in Infinity War as Young Gamora

    • @mygodisyahweh8634
      @mygodisyahweh8634 5 місяців тому +20

      Family, Friends.. Blood lines.
      It's who you know, not if you can act or not.. plenty of crap actors still IN big movies.

    • @conspiracyspider
      @conspiracyspider 5 місяців тому +9

      ​@@chasehedges6775 no she can't act and if she can please give me a movie where she can actually act

    • @mygodisyahweh8634
      @mygodisyahweh8634 5 місяців тому +5

      @@chasehedges6775
      Bs.
      SHE Accepted the Scripts, She knew what to expect.
      She didn't just walk onto a movie set Not knowing what the hell was going on.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +1

      @@mygodisyahweh8634 Good point

  • @nexusvideo
    @nexusvideo 5 місяців тому +28

    Cate Blanchett looked amazing as Hela in the recent Thor films. She is absolutely creepy as Lilith in this Borderlands movie.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 5 місяців тому +4

      Botox, filters, and cgi can do wonders.

  • @Andriej69
    @Andriej69 5 місяців тому +29

    I mean, if a fucking poster itself is already unbearable, how could the film be any better?

  • @ParkerCS2
    @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +60

    Warner Bros’ Minecraft movie is f*cked!

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 5 місяців тому +9

      It will be titled “Boxed Winecraft” for the wine moms.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому +7

      Isn't Jack Black playing Steve in that? No hopes of that being good if that's true.
      I seriously hope he's fired from being Bowser in the next Mario movie.

    • @ParkerCS2
      @ParkerCS2 5 місяців тому +6

      @@coltonwilkie241 they need to get better actors for bowser donkey Kong and cranky Kong.

    • @HeetofRavange
      @HeetofRavange 5 місяців тому

      ⁠What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you say that? You’re just being a pretentious douchebag.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@coltonwilkie241That's justan insult to Steve.
      Steve is not Fat

  • @JonasGrumby-OO
    @JonasGrumby-OO 5 місяців тому +28

    lol. Casting for the plastic surgery Olympics, Botox division. Who thought this was a good idea?

  • @YellowJeep
    @YellowJeep 5 місяців тому +33

    It's difficult to imagine the circumstances that would compel me to watch this movie.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 5 місяців тому +3

      Not even for a hatewatch.

    • @PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms
      @PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms 5 місяців тому

      Sex out by the fountain?

    • @kylekomicbro1836
      @kylekomicbro1836 5 місяців тому +2

      Your on vacation and there is literally nothing better to watch

    • @YellowJeep
      @YellowJeep 5 місяців тому +1

      @@kylekomicbro1836 Possibly, although I was thinking that I would be on an airplane and that was the movie, which was the only time I've ever seen a Jim Carrey film.

  • @raven75257
    @raven75257 5 місяців тому +16

    "So, we've obtained the rights to this beloved videogame IP.
    But instead of being faithful to the source material let's just read the premise on the wiki and instead do something completely unrelated to the franchise, mangling the lore as much as possible in the process" - every videogame adaptation director ever...
    It's almost like there is some pattern that dictates why those adaptations fail every time? If only there was a way to know what it is... Nah, let's just blame the audience instead

    • @AorER1613
      @AorER1613 5 місяців тому +3

      Except with the Fallout show it seems, useful idiots came out in droves to clap like coked up mindless seals for that one AND run defense for it online

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 місяців тому

      The 90s were the start for bad video game movies tho

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 5 місяців тому +29

    And this is why I have no hope for the live-action Minecraft movie.

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +6

      And they better not think about making a TF2 live action movie after witnessing what they did to Borderlands.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 5 місяців тому +3

      Thats not adaptable

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 5 місяців тому +2

      @@yurikendal4868 You know they're gonna try.

    • @SgtHawk45
      @SgtHawk45 5 місяців тому +4

      Oh gosh now I'm just hoping it's AT LEAST mediocre. Minecraft holds immense value to me for being my childhood game. If they make that game into an abomination, I'm gonna be disappointed. Won't ruin my perception because I find my own fanfic ideas of MC to be more, lore filled and fun. But, well, I can't see how to adapt a sandbox game into some linear story. But from what I've heard from the leaks... it isn't looking good. I really hope they don't ruin the Minecraft movie, for the love of Notch they better not butcher his creation.

    • @silverscorpio24
      @silverscorpio24 5 місяців тому

      @@SgtHawk45 Microsoft and Mojang have already practically scrubbed Notch from their history. They'll gang rape his creation and our love for nothing but consoomer cash.

  • @sofakingcrazy1
    @sofakingcrazy1 5 місяців тому +16

    It's a shame, you know. These older actors like Blanchett and Curtis can act, but aren't up for the physicality and the script doesn't give them a chance to act. So what's the point of having older actors who can act when the script won't let them?

    • @GigglingStoners
      @GigglingStoners 5 місяців тому +1

      Fighting ageism or something

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa 5 місяців тому +1

      They also look ridiculous in those costumes which would be barely tolerable on edgy teens.

    • @T1S_Mixes
      @T1S_Mixes 5 місяців тому

      It literally comes down to the brain-dead asshats behind the movie having zero faith in people actually being interested in the trash they've produced, so they attach some big name actors to it because they're dumb enough to think that'll actually generate some sort of interest.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 місяці тому

      @@Mysikrysa 💯💯💯

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 місяці тому

      @@Mysikrysa Even teens have standards tho

  • @Beef3D
    @Beef3D 5 місяців тому +11

    speaking of this, I've never seen a game franchise based movie being shilled this hard on advertisement billboards along the road, and NONE of it would even tell you it was borderlands from a glance if it wasn't for the big bold "BORDERLANDS" title on the cover

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 5 місяців тому +9

    I didn't even know they were making a Borderlands movie. I take this as a sign that I have successfully distanced myself from mainstream media's poisonous influence. If it was any good according to people whose opinions I actually respect, I would have heard about it.

    • @OGYouTubeEnjoyer
      @OGYouTubeEnjoyer 5 місяців тому +1

      Same I didn't even know until Thursday

  • @SigmaLance3375
    @SigmaLance3375 4 місяці тому +2

    Psycho thinkings she's the bunny he lost a long time ago would have been such a good plot point.

  • @basedsketch4133
    @basedsketch4133 5 місяців тому +3

    It made me happy to hear you say "she finds out she's not important"

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 5 місяців тому +12

    Just who was this movie made for? It fails at being an adaptation and it fails at being a movie. If you're a fan of the games, you will not like this - and if you're a fan of movies in general, YOU WILL STILL NOT LIKE THIS! Poorly written, poorly shot, atrocious acting, unfunny humor, cringe dialogue scenes that go on for way too long, and hideous CGI. 0/10

  • @GarethAlan81
    @GarethAlan81 5 місяців тому +22

    It's worth cinema being so shite these days just for these Reaper videos.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 5 місяців тому +4

      Can we have good media where reaper can praise something?

    • @GarethAlan81
      @GarethAlan81 5 місяців тому +3

      @@yurikendal4868 That would be weird 😆

  • @Sparticulous
    @Sparticulous 5 місяців тому +9

    Why cant they offer like young actors a job? Why these old actors passed their prime

  • @Ben-u2y2k
    @Ben-u2y2k 4 місяці тому +3

    Accrington and Stanley? Who are they? EXACTLY

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 5 місяців тому +7

    Never liked Eli Roth as a director, all he ever had going for him was his willingness to push the R-rating to the very limit but his movies were otherwise just exploitation trash. And this movie is a PG-13 in a time when the rating is so limited.

  • @AlexRye-sv6no
    @AlexRye-sv6no 5 місяців тому +9

    Marvel and it's writers have been a disaster for the art of screenplay

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +4

      Now they’re invading other films. Well didn’t some writers get laid off when Disney and Marvel started to make cuts?

  • @BrickfilmPictures
    @BrickfilmPictures 5 місяців тому +12

    whoever thought cate blanchett looked good in that wig needs to be fired

    • @inr9751
      @inr9751 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah, he cooked ;)

  • @scottishcelts2040
    @scottishcelts2040 5 місяців тому +13

    Jack Black playing jack black again ffs.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +3

      Playing yourself in movies is TIGHT!

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 5 місяців тому +4

      It's literally ALL HE EVER DOES. Remember King Kong? He was SUPPOSED TO BE Carl Denham. Yeah, I know. He really disappeared into that role, didn't he?🫣

  • @SoulStrikes
    @SoulStrikes 5 місяців тому +18

    Serious voice for claptrap,no swearing. (Seriously he got his character so freakin messed up)
    Straight up grannies for Lilith and Tannis
    Kevin as fking Roland,one of the most serious dudes in the serie
    Like come on man how could you ruin my favorite video game serie this fking hard...
    You take any of the games and just take the story (well... maybe not 3? Unless you can fix the twins,would be really hard lol) and it would be 5000 time better jesus man.Why the feel to NEEd to do somethin new and fuse BL1 and 2 chars into a new story and add mothers and weird sub plot bs,just take one of the game dude... Mainly 2's
    I hope this doesn't affect the games by linking them to this slop.

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 5 місяців тому

      I'm kinda happy that they cut a lot of fan favourite characters from the movie like Brick and Mordecai because they would've been ruined as well.

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOB 5 місяців тому +6

    I actually looked up Lilith's age. She's 22. Not her late twenties her early twenties. Cate blanchett is literally 33 years older than the character she is playing. Amy Lee Curtis is also 30 years older than the character she plays. The characters she plays is supposed to be somewhere in her thirties she's 65. Also tiny Tina's supposed to have blue eyes. Hard to find a Hispanic actress with blue eyes huh? Not that Tina is supposed to be Hispanic but we can't have young white actresses playing young white characters now can we? (Yes I've heard Tina is the best part of the movie but she does not suit the character.)

    • @maxkresnin9083
      @maxkresnin9083 5 місяців тому

      Lilith's profile for the first game states she's 27, which makes sense as in older game materials she is referred to as a scientist. But yes, casting is inconceivable and unfuckingbelievable.

  • @redline1916
    @redline1916 5 місяців тому +4

    It's made by a particular set of people who have a particular set of goals. You know who.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 5 місяців тому +7

    Cool to hear someone else describing projects like this as a skinsuit. That's how I described the Halo series, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one to use that word. It's obviously the go-to method for the woke locusts who crawl into an IP, extract whatever value they can, then move on to the next while the leftover husk rots behind them. They see fanbases as nothing but tools for them to use in order to legitimize a project that they know wouldn't get anywhere near the same level of attention otherwise. Thankfully people are wising up to this tactic.

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 місяців тому +1

      The only good Halo live action film is 2012’s Forward Unto Dawn.

  • @warsharkproductions6550
    @warsharkproductions6550 5 місяців тому +16

    6:58 Reaper's got fine taste😎

    • @CowboyCaleb64
      @CowboyCaleb64 5 місяців тому +3

      lol, but actually the costume looks so much more like the game rather than the movie

  • @kapellmeisterr
    @kapellmeisterr 4 місяці тому +2

    i think Cate Blanchett only accepted this role because Lee Curtis is in it and she's still upset with the 2023 oscar.

    • @kjp4250
      @kjp4250 4 місяці тому

      Not very likely as Cate Blanchett already has two Oscars.

  • @Grenn94
    @Grenn94 5 місяців тому +6

    Ill never understand Hollywood's obsession with making film/television adaptations from all different kinds of media that are written/directed by people who don't care about/actively hate the source material. The Witcher, Halo, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Cowboy Bebop, Velma, She-Hulk, Picard, Dr. Who, Rings of Power, and the list goes on and on of productions where the people making it actively ignore or flat out try to go against what people liked about the thing their trying to adapt. We live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is an extremely popular and profitable film franchise now because the people behind it cared about it enough to enjoy what they were making. Yet despite that, they seem contempt with crapping out these Uwe Boll level productions for millions of dollars and are always surprised and or angry at fans when they flop.

    • @Splobkingofsplob
      @Splobkingofsplob 5 місяців тому +2

      Late reply but as a Monhun fan I still periodically explode on rants about the absolute disaster of a movie Paul W.S. Anderson made about it. Literally all they had to do was make a Walking With Dinosaurs clone showing off the monster ecology for like an hour thirty and everyone would've been happy, or they could've just done the standard-issue "Go kill a bunch of bosses until you reach the big bad flagship boss and then kill that, oh no it turns out there was actually a SUPER big bad boss hidden behind the flagship boss now go kill that too" plot structure all the games follow. Instead we get a weird reverse isekai mishmash that just takes random MH creatures and tosses them into a generic action movie. Blech.

    • @Grenn94
      @Grenn94 5 місяців тому

      @Splobkingofsplob I've only ever played MH:W myself, and even I was questioning why they needed to do the isakai thing. You'd think the concept of "Fantasy world, Monsters exist in it, People hunt them with cool fantasy weapons, Big monster appears, hunters go kill it with cool fantasy weapons" would have been enough to carry a 90 min film.
      But no, it was like its some crazy concept that wouldn't translate properly to film, so they had to change everything about it to appeal to mass audiences. So instead of MH fans liking it and general audiences feeling ok about it, nobody likes it, and now they'll probably not try it again for a long time, if ever.

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 4 місяці тому

      Its called demoralization.

  • @destinyhntr
    @destinyhntr 4 місяці тому +1

    It's clear they just picked the most standout characters rather than who actually fit. Krieg is from the second game's crew, Tiny Tina lives on her own, and Tannis always isolates herself in her lab. Only Roland and Lilith are a team (and we're missing their two other partners). It's like they looked at the cover art and just picked whoever caught their eye.

  • @ryanshippen859
    @ryanshippen859 5 місяців тому +5

    There's a phrase that defines this trash perfectly. "Tell us you've never played the games, without actually telling us."
    These people saw tiny tidbits of the games, then took those and decided to make a film off of what little information they had. And what we're left with is nothing more, but a poor attempt of a film based off a great video game series.

  • @STEVEYTHEEXEEVEE
    @STEVEYTHEEXEEVEE 3 місяці тому +1

    how did they even fail at the basics? the cell shading style was PART of borderlines, hate it or not. I've seen cosplayers replicate it in their cosplays, they didntj ust slap on the character's outfit and that was it, they go through the effort of make up and shiz.
    How do you miss out on this even if it's live action? it'd make it stand out a lil more. basics man! basics!

  • @L.D.Intheditch
    @L.D.Intheditch 5 місяців тому +6

    I won't watch it especially with Jack Black in it. Dude Blacklisted himself.

  • @woolgum
    @woolgum 5 місяців тому +7

    Looks like old people doing cosplay.

  • @LucasBR702
    @LucasBR702 5 місяців тому +5

    At this point i genuinely believe hollywood is doing these bad and insulting adaptations on purpose

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 4 місяці тому

      Unironically, they are. It's absolutely deliberate. You won't get any actual info about it on UA-cam or Google.

  • @SpysSapper
    @SpysSapper 24 дні тому +1

    I've been calling caves my home
    I’m living in the myths
    The spiders and the bones
    The creepers with their hiss
    The nights when undead roam
    Endermen that persist
    And clearly, none of them will match against my feats
    And I just know where I should go
    I'm taking all this risk
    I'm just hunting for that fighter
    Everyone calls him a glitch
    An antihero, revenge is my bliss
    What fight have I got into?
    A clash of magic blitz
    I’ll be living just like this
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Oh I'll be living just like this
    Oh I'll be living just like this
    I've been reading books of old
    The legends and the myths
    The testaments they told
    The entity's eclipse
    The embers he controls
    The flames that burns his fists
    But I'm not the kind of creature who can glitch
    And I know just where I should go
    I'm taking all this risk
    I'm just hunting for that fighter
    Everyone calls him a glitch
    An anti-hero
    Revenge is my bliss
    What fight have I got into?
    A clash of magic blitz
    I’ll be living just like this
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
    Where’d you think I'll go?
    I’ve taken all this risk
    I'm just hunting for that fighter
    Everyone calls him a glitch
    An anti-hero
    Revenge is my bliss
    What fight have I got into?
    A clash of magic blitz
    I'll be living just like this
    Oh I'll be living just like this
    Oh, I’ll be living just like this

  • @Enigma75614
    @Enigma75614 5 місяців тому +9

    I don’t understand why Hollywood has such a hard time making good video game movies. A lot of these movies write themselves. I’m dreading the Zelda movie. I just know it’s going to be mediocre at best, which is a shame because it could be as great as peak Game of Thrones if done well.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +2

      Sooooo true. Hollywood just can’t do it right

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +3

      The only legit good/decent video game film they made was Prince Of Persia The Sands of Time(2010) and that was 14 years ago and that was from Disney back when they were good. SMH

    • @jbgtly4930
      @jbgtly4930 5 місяців тому +1

      The movie will be about Zelda being a Girl Boss. Link will just be there to do whatever Zelda tells him too, and to constantly say "Yes My Queen!!". On bended knee of course.
      Wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason the new Zelda game is being made with Zelda as the protagonist. Just so the wokies can say "we were just following the game". Just wait.

    • @nimbusflamel8844
      @nimbusflamel8844 5 місяців тому +1

      It's the payout. you'd be surprised what 100,000 gets you

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 5 місяців тому

      ​@@chasehedges6775they wont do it right

  • @ouchiegiverjr
    @ouchiegiverjr 5 місяців тому +7

    My God Kevin hart is smaller then Kate! 😂 noooooo my dude Roland is a stoic soldier of fortune, not some small Manlet who can’t even reach the monkey bars at a park 🤣

  • @robertkenny1201
    @robertkenny1201 3 місяці тому +1

    Now if Nintendo ever wants to give Metroid a new adaptation of some kind, I personally hope they just settle for a new comic book mini series.

  • @Eugene_Black
    @Eugene_Black 5 місяців тому +7

    2:11 I could've sworn in the first game her motivation was to find out more about her power or am I confusing her with Maya

    • @JohnDoe11VII
      @JohnDoe11VII 5 місяців тому +2

      In the first game there is barely any audio outside of written text between missions, there might be some text I don't remember on character selection for Lilith. You might be thinking about Borderlands 2 with Maya and audio logs littered around the research labs about her being raised by a cult. In the games the motivation has always been for players to find the Vault and the riches inside. Player stories have always been shallow in this series unless they become an NPC in the sequel game.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 5 місяців тому

      I think you mean Zonk Bloid

    • @no-bark4112
      @no-bark4112 5 місяців тому

      nope. as was already said, you may be mistaking her for Maya from 2. Or, if you are actually thinking of Lilith, you're still thinking of info that wasn't written until the later games. In 1, all the playable characters, including Lilith, were very shallow, basically all their lore was just the synopsis given at character select, and all of their motivations were basically "find vault > get rich".

    • @IBriefcase
      @IBriefcase 5 місяців тому

      Yeah, that was Maya.

  • @perrybb2
    @perrybb2 3 місяці тому +1

    Hollywood, stop trying to make us believe old ladies are badass!

  • @Collie-King
    @Collie-King 5 місяців тому +3

    Let’s be honest, we all could have called this one.

  • @DukeofJukes293
    @DukeofJukes293 5 місяців тому +1

    The original creators need to be the ones to make the movie adaptations. Can you imagine seeing a full length film made by Bethesda or Blizzard in their own animated style

  • @Martin_TheCollector
    @Martin_TheCollector 5 місяців тому +6

    Eli Roth has always been mediocre. Plus his acting is atrocious. He was okayish in Inglorious Basterds, but any other actor would've done BETTER. Jack Black and Kevin Hart suck majorly as well. I avoid their stuff as often as possible.

  • @themoabrigade
    @themoabrigade 5 місяців тому +2

    yeah, Cate Blanchette was easily the worst casting....
    cant say much bout Ariana Greenblatt cuz I havnt seen anything she has made
    Jamie Lee Curtis COULD look good as Tannis.... if the movie took place IN THE FUTURE
    Keven Heart also COULD have been good..... if the character hes playing wasnt "super serious soldier man with Captain America level skills!" if he was playing Aaxton, or Salvador for example
    Jack Black..... he was the one light of hope in this movie.... THE ONE LIGHT IN THIS MOVIE..... and he failed harder than Aniken Skywalker failed Padme!!
    2 things that could have made the movie good
    1) make it about ANOTHER group... and perhaps have a cameo of one of the BL1 Vault hunters just starting their journey getting off of Marcuse's bus
    2) make it about the first half... or even third of the first game

  • @JonnyAugz
    @JonnyAugz 5 місяців тому +4

    Borderlands would work way better if it was animated instead of live action.

  • @darkwowplayer
    @darkwowplayer 5 місяців тому +25

    Reaper sacrifices his sanity to watch this trash just to entertain us with his reviews, we thank you for your sacrifice

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +1

      At least it protects my wallet from being buttf*cked from bad media.

  • @BrickFighter13
    @BrickFighter13 5 місяців тому +4

    You know it was gonna suck with Kevin Hart was casted as Roland (who I hear is like built!) and Cate Blanchett as Lilith

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +1

      If they even decide to make a live action TF2 movie (although I hope not) they better not think of casting Kevin Hart as Demoman with a crappy Scottish accent.

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 5 місяців тому +1

      Cate blanchet doesnt fit

  • @Cnupoc
    @Cnupoc 5 місяців тому +2

    Unfunny, Unpleasant, Unbearable, just like the games.
    Who would've thought 😂😂😂

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 5 місяців тому +22

    well...c'mon Reaper...have you listened to how women talk and act when they think they have no consequences? It's pretty much wankerfest 98 with them.

  • @DG_Haus
    @DG_Haus 5 місяців тому +2

    That ending to the video never gets ols

  • @jonslade17
    @jonslade17 5 місяців тому +5

    It feels like this movie was made 5 years ago based on all the tropes in it

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому

      EXACTLY

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому

      More 30 years from 1994

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +1

      This looks like it came out the same year when the live action Mario Movie got released.

    • @owen1079
      @owen1079 5 місяців тому

      It actually was made about 4 years ago! It's been stuck in post production since early COVID

    • @jonslade17
      @jonslade17 5 місяців тому +1

      @@owen1079 Feels like it

  • @dolanpls3330
    @dolanpls3330 5 місяців тому +1

    Draggong Jack, Bobby, and Kevin into this crock of shit was a huge mistake. At least they got the bag ig.

  • @liamphibia
    @liamphibia 5 місяців тому +18

    I'm grateful Pikachu, Sonic, and Mario avoided the video game movie curse.

    • @simonejuanita7396
      @simonejuanita7396 5 місяців тому

      @liamphibia In the Mario Bros movie, the princess saves herself. That is not the case in the video game. It's the same toxic feminism agenda where men can never save us (nor defeat us in battle or lead us).

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 місяців тому +4

      And Mortal Kombat 66% percent of the time, 1995 and 2021 films to be exact

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 місяців тому +3

      Prince Of Persia The Sands Of Time was decent

    • @simonejuanita7396
      @simonejuanita7396 5 місяців тому

      @liamphibia Why was my comment deleted stating Mario Bros checked the toxic feminism box where the princess saved herself, unlike the video games, because no man is allowed to save us women?

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +7

      Sonic was almost close. If they didn’t make the decision to redesign him then there would’ve be one movie and the entire Sonic Movie franchise doesn’t exist. But they did redesign him and now I’m really looking forward to the third movie coming out this year as that’s the only movie I’m hyped for.

  • @ST-mn6nw
    @ST-mn6nw 5 місяців тому +2

    They always get the casting wrong in these video game movies, just like uncharted one too, Hollywood just hasnt got a clue

  • @Budgie-Lovee
    @Budgie-Lovee 5 місяців тому +3

    Once again a movie about strong womens...
    Which is fine BUT
    No women will ever watch this Movie

  • @aaronbarroso494
    @aaronbarroso494 5 місяців тому +1

    Honestly, the fact that this exists makes me appreciate how the last of us and fallout show adaptations were treated with such respect and value

  • @arya8165
    @arya8165 5 місяців тому +3

    The Borderlands movie is the 2024 equivalent of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie

  • @synexthebarbarian8006
    @synexthebarbarian8006 5 місяців тому +2

    What's up with these producers. Cast young hotter women. The whole cast should have been young actors

  • @JaesonFinn
    @JaesonFinn 5 місяців тому +4

    roth is better suited as a producer. Don't even get me started on his appalling contributions to acting.

  • @foruwantto3621
    @foruwantto3621 5 місяців тому +1

    It's sad to see a middle class working stiff like Cate Blanchett struggling. The middle class needs all the help it can get.

  • @samr8603
    @samr8603 5 місяців тому +4

    Middle-aged Narcissist's! Shocked!

  • @NekoNebula1313
    @NekoNebula1313 5 місяців тому +1

    They should have made it like the newer Ninja Turtles movie without being an activist.
    Jack black is a Activist and a Extreme one at that

  • @JetBlack2024
    @JetBlack2024 5 місяців тому +2

    This movie is basically what you get when a Skag has diarrhea

  • @dmwfourth
    @dmwfourth 5 місяців тому +6

    I've never played Borderlands but after seeing this video, I felt secondhand embarrassment. Great work, Reaper! 👍

    • @JonathanGaeta
      @JonathanGaeta 5 місяців тому +1

      I haven’t either. But I rather watch the cutscenes of Borderlands and there you go that’s the movie instead of this Hollywood production piece of junk.

    • @dmwfourth
      @dmwfourth 5 місяців тому

      @@JonathanGaeta Hollywood culture was always a cesspool but in the past, they at least churned out decent films.

    • @Megalania1
      @Megalania1 5 місяців тому +1

      @@dmwfourthif you ever want to play them the games I would say only are borderlands 1-2 the pre-sequel and maybe the tell tale game tales of the borderlands not the terrible one that recently came out made by gear box avoid borderlands 3 its miserable since the original writers left the studio.

    • @dmwfourth
      @dmwfourth 5 місяців тому

      @@Megalania1 Thanks for the info but I've put away my controller for good. 😀

  • @centrevezgaming4862
    @centrevezgaming4862 5 місяців тому +1

    I just watched Furiosa and it is much better than this one to say the film had ultra hardcore violence and an 15 rating over borderlands that was diluted and rated 12A .

  • @MKB07
    @MKB07 5 місяців тому +3

    GIrl bosses simply don't sell and the only people that like them are the 1% that don't even go to the movies but are very vocal on social media