Director: "I'm not making a Borderlands movie!" Everyone: "But it's a Borderlands movie." Director: "But I'm not making a Borderlands movie." Everyone: "The title is Borderlands and it's based on Borderlands." Director: "I don't care, cuz I'm not making a Borderlands movie." Everyone: "Please go to hell."
@@thebreadbringernot really, first two games are absolutely blast especially if you play with someone. Only in the third game they introduced the "modern audience" tropes.
Reminds me of that Voxis Productions joke, which got Prof. Tosspot sued... Which leads me to a better actor; Idris Elba. But I doubt he'll be able to salvage this pile o' shite.
The others don’t really need this. Kevin Hart isn’t an actor. And he is hardly a comedian. He would take anything. I don’t even think he has many fans left.
Imagine being the dude who played Krieg, hitting the gym every day for hours and looking exactly like your character. Then you get to set and see what kind of movie you are in. I feel bad for that dude.
I don't, the guy got a ripped body out of it and paid. I only got about 1/5th through the movie before switching it off, but I did like him of what little I saw, so Im just going to assume is character only got better from there! lol
Hey at least krieg somewhat resembles his character Unlike Tina who never had a family because we'll she is a psycho like all the others who seem the best tactic to defeat people is run straight at them The entire personality of Tina is because she is a child in a horrible situation and end up like the rest of Pandora insane This is not tina
@@Posts_Comments you know that ripped body doesn’t last at all right? That actor just suffered immensely for a wasted, unmemorable effort and not much of a payday. Actors do this extremely specific process that takes months which includes purposeful mass dehydration, only to look like that for the shooting days. So like a week. Then it’s gone and you have to recoup your body, another months long process. Dude was ripped for a week in a shitty movie no one is gonna remember he was even in.
@@piotrd7355 Depends honestly...gore movies can be really clitche and not so impresive... I did enjoy Green Inferno though, probably because it was filmed in Perú and it gives me a laugh xD
@@Oimomojojimu They made fun (and ate) a group of assholes that took advantage of the enviorement and needy people just to get drugs xD Yeah, it was a fun watch lol
@@psychotic_beelzebub In my opinion, it is better to watch exploitation films and slashers from the era. From the 1970s and 1980s.Stephen Thrower's books, for example, are a great guide to these genres. Roth's films are cheap imitations.
after Roland died decades ago, Lilith became the leader of the resistence, but things went downsouth. she asked tannis to clone Roland, and she did. but she had become so senile at this point, after years of snorting huge lines of eridium, she botched the cloning process, resulting in the opposite of Roland. Roland was a big man. a stoic, brave and charismatic leader: they got kevin hart
Kevin Hart is Kevin Hart in EVERY movie he is in. Zero depth. Just scream like a girl and complain about everything but his acting range. And he's black.
Acquire a franchise, hire people who know nothing about it & don't even like it to make the movie, attack the audience when they reject same. Modern movies in a sentence.
You forgot hiring people that can't even do their job and barely have any experience in it. Like, you could make this a good movie and not follow the Borderlands story, but they didn't even manage to do that, that's the real sad part.
> Poor casting > A PG13 rating for a m rated game > Barely any lore added in the movie except basic cliffnotes > Its modern borderlands so its more 3 and new tales than 2 and tales I'm surprised people even paid money for this, It looked like it was dead from the start
What the hell were they thinking casting two boomers to play Lilith and Dr. Tannis? Was the ESG money so good that they wasted two veteran actors on roles that they never had a hope in hell of pulling off?
@@maxmazzotti6651there are dozens of decent actresses that could’ve played those roles for a lot cheaper than the grannies that we’ve got. What other reason may that be besides from filling a quota?
@@maxmazzotti6651 Replacing hot, young women with stale, old women is a tenant of woke ideology. It's just another way they undermine masculinity by depriving men of what we naturally find attractive.
@@coltonwilkie241 Spoilers. Tina was a clone that was supposed to open the vault. Yet it was Lilith all along because she's the Siren. Yet everyone thought that using the vault key to open the vault would kill tina. So yeah they saved her from being the key to open the vault from Atlas, to wanting to use Tina to open the vault for themselves.
The second I saw the casting and the lack of male characters (Brick, Mordecai and Salvador springs to mind), I knew I was just going to watch your review instead of bothering to waste my money. I also just knew they would butcher Krieg and Tiny Tina...in fact, all of the characters.
I also dont really get in which "timeline" this should play. Could just be between part 1 and 2, but you dont hear anything about Jack and how he takes over Hyperion?!
Broo, I thought Jack Black’s career peaked and burned out in Tropic Thunder from like 2008. I keep being surprised to see him in media and not in the streets of LA asking for booze.
I genuinely don't know how shit like this even gets funded. I miss the days when studio execs weren't afraid to try new things, but also knew when to NOT throw hundreds of millions at stupid projects.
The original voice of Claptrap exposed the boss of being abusive so the character changed to just being very loud and very unfunny to try to sweep the real life abuse under the rug.
It's such a miss, all they had to do was get the original voice actor, and let him swear. People would've recognized him and liked it or at least been ok with it, instead they disrespected everyone by having Jack Black do an imitation of it.
Next up: "Skyrim" ft. Viola Davis as the Dragonborn and Daniel Radcliffe as Ulfric Stormcloak. Oh, and Parthanax and Adluin used to be gay-married and are now fighting due to internalized homophobia.
Terrible casting, actors 30 years too old for their roles, Jack Black who is currently a political death pill right now due to his open calls for violence against people who refuse to think like he wants them to, Kevin Hart who hasn't been funny in 15 years and recycles the same old material every day, no script, and no understanding what the actual base material is about. This was DOA when pen went to paper with the scriptwriters and casting agents years ago.
Knowing Eli roth I'm sure that the original concept included tons of blood, gore, and swearing, but he studio nerfed it down to pg13 and potential this movie had was lost.
Strong, independent women used to be characters like Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley, Captain Janeway, Dana Scully, Princess Leia, and of course, the legendary Éowyn. Now we either get mary sues with the personality of a wet paper towel, or we get bullies who are mean to everyone around them.
This whole "independent" label is pretty retarded. Women shouldn't be defined by their relationship to a man, so we define them by their relationship to a man.
Actually that makes much more sense. Double Dragon would also make the best animes, mangas and OVAs. But instead we got an off-brand comic book, a cheesy animated series by DIC, and a crappy live-action movie.
Isn't Jack Black playing Steve in that? No hopes of that being good if that's true. I seriously hope he's fired from being Bowser in the next Mario movie.
@@kylekomicbro1836 Possibly, although I was thinking that I would be on an airplane and that was the movie, which was the only time I've ever seen a Jim Carrey film.
"So, we've obtained the rights to this beloved videogame IP. But instead of being faithful to the source material let's just read the premise on the wiki and instead do something completely unrelated to the franchise, mangling the lore as much as possible in the process" - every videogame adaptation director ever... It's almost like there is some pattern that dictates why those adaptations fail every time? If only there was a way to know what it is... Nah, let's just blame the audience instead
Except with the Fallout show it seems, useful idiots came out in droves to clap like coked up mindless seals for that one AND run defense for it online
Oh gosh now I'm just hoping it's AT LEAST mediocre. Minecraft holds immense value to me for being my childhood game. If they make that game into an abomination, I'm gonna be disappointed. Won't ruin my perception because I find my own fanfic ideas of MC to be more, lore filled and fun. But, well, I can't see how to adapt a sandbox game into some linear story. But from what I've heard from the leaks... it isn't looking good. I really hope they don't ruin the Minecraft movie, for the love of Notch they better not butcher his creation.
@@SgtHawk45 Microsoft and Mojang have already practically scrubbed Notch from their history. They'll gang rape his creation and our love for nothing but consoomer cash.
It's a shame, you know. These older actors like Blanchett and Curtis can act, but aren't up for the physicality and the script doesn't give them a chance to act. So what's the point of having older actors who can act when the script won't let them?
It literally comes down to the brain-dead asshats behind the movie having zero faith in people actually being interested in the trash they've produced, so they attach some big name actors to it because they're dumb enough to think that'll actually generate some sort of interest.
speaking of this, I've never seen a game franchise based movie being shilled this hard on advertisement billboards along the road, and NONE of it would even tell you it was borderlands from a glance if it wasn't for the big bold "BORDERLANDS" title on the cover
I didn't even know they were making a Borderlands movie. I take this as a sign that I have successfully distanced myself from mainstream media's poisonous influence. If it was any good according to people whose opinions I actually respect, I would have heard about it.
Just who was this movie made for? It fails at being an adaptation and it fails at being a movie. If you're a fan of the games, you will not like this - and if you're a fan of movies in general, YOU WILL STILL NOT LIKE THIS! Poorly written, poorly shot, atrocious acting, unfunny humor, cringe dialogue scenes that go on for way too long, and hideous CGI. 0/10
Never liked Eli Roth as a director, all he ever had going for him was his willingness to push the R-rating to the very limit but his movies were otherwise just exploitation trash. And this movie is a PG-13 in a time when the rating is so limited.
It's literally ALL HE EVER DOES. Remember King Kong? He was SUPPOSED TO BE Carl Denham. Yeah, I know. He really disappeared into that role, didn't he?🫣
Serious voice for claptrap,no swearing. (Seriously he got his character so freakin messed up) Straight up grannies for Lilith and Tannis Kevin as fking Roland,one of the most serious dudes in the serie Like come on man how could you ruin my favorite video game serie this fking hard... You take any of the games and just take the story (well... maybe not 3? Unless you can fix the twins,would be really hard lol) and it would be 5000 time better jesus man.Why the feel to NEEd to do somethin new and fuse BL1 and 2 chars into a new story and add mothers and weird sub plot bs,just take one of the game dude... Mainly 2's I hope this doesn't affect the games by linking them to this slop.
I actually looked up Lilith's age. She's 22. Not her late twenties her early twenties. Cate blanchett is literally 33 years older than the character she is playing. Amy Lee Curtis is also 30 years older than the character she plays. The characters she plays is supposed to be somewhere in her thirties she's 65. Also tiny Tina's supposed to have blue eyes. Hard to find a Hispanic actress with blue eyes huh? Not that Tina is supposed to be Hispanic but we can't have young white actresses playing young white characters now can we? (Yes I've heard Tina is the best part of the movie but she does not suit the character.)
Lilith's profile for the first game states she's 27, which makes sense as in older game materials she is referred to as a scientist. But yes, casting is inconceivable and unfuckingbelievable.
Cool to hear someone else describing projects like this as a skinsuit. That's how I described the Halo series, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one to use that word. It's obviously the go-to method for the woke locusts who crawl into an IP, extract whatever value they can, then move on to the next while the leftover husk rots behind them. They see fanbases as nothing but tools for them to use in order to legitimize a project that they know wouldn't get anywhere near the same level of attention otherwise. Thankfully people are wising up to this tactic.
Ill never understand Hollywood's obsession with making film/television adaptations from all different kinds of media that are written/directed by people who don't care about/actively hate the source material. The Witcher, Halo, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Cowboy Bebop, Velma, She-Hulk, Picard, Dr. Who, Rings of Power, and the list goes on and on of productions where the people making it actively ignore or flat out try to go against what people liked about the thing their trying to adapt. We live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is an extremely popular and profitable film franchise now because the people behind it cared about it enough to enjoy what they were making. Yet despite that, they seem contempt with crapping out these Uwe Boll level productions for millions of dollars and are always surprised and or angry at fans when they flop.
Late reply but as a Monhun fan I still periodically explode on rants about the absolute disaster of a movie Paul W.S. Anderson made about it. Literally all they had to do was make a Walking With Dinosaurs clone showing off the monster ecology for like an hour thirty and everyone would've been happy, or they could've just done the standard-issue "Go kill a bunch of bosses until you reach the big bad flagship boss and then kill that, oh no it turns out there was actually a SUPER big bad boss hidden behind the flagship boss now go kill that too" plot structure all the games follow. Instead we get a weird reverse isekai mishmash that just takes random MH creatures and tosses them into a generic action movie. Blech.
@Splobkingofsplob I've only ever played MH:W myself, and even I was questioning why they needed to do the isakai thing. You'd think the concept of "Fantasy world, Monsters exist in it, People hunt them with cool fantasy weapons, Big monster appears, hunters go kill it with cool fantasy weapons" would have been enough to carry a 90 min film. But no, it was like its some crazy concept that wouldn't translate properly to film, so they had to change everything about it to appeal to mass audiences. So instead of MH fans liking it and general audiences feeling ok about it, nobody likes it, and now they'll probably not try it again for a long time, if ever.
It's clear they just picked the most standout characters rather than who actually fit. Krieg is from the second game's crew, Tiny Tina lives on her own, and Tannis always isolates herself in her lab. Only Roland and Lilith are a team (and we're missing their two other partners). It's like they looked at the cover art and just picked whoever caught their eye.
There's a phrase that defines this trash perfectly. "Tell us you've never played the games, without actually telling us." These people saw tiny tidbits of the games, then took those and decided to make a film off of what little information they had. And what we're left with is nothing more, but a poor attempt of a film based off a great video game series.
how did they even fail at the basics? the cell shading style was PART of borderlines, hate it or not. I've seen cosplayers replicate it in their cosplays, they didntj ust slap on the character's outfit and that was it, they go through the effort of make up and shiz. How do you miss out on this even if it's live action? it'd make it stand out a lil more. basics man! basics!
I've been calling caves my home I’m living in the myths The spiders and the bones The creepers with their hiss The nights when undead roam Endermen that persist And clearly, none of them will match against my feats And I just know where I should go I'm taking all this risk I'm just hunting for that fighter Everyone calls him a glitch An antihero, revenge is my bliss What fight have I got into? A clash of magic blitz I’ll be living just like this Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Oh I'll be living just like this Oh I'll be living just like this I've been reading books of old The legends and the myths The testaments they told The entity's eclipse The embers he controls The flames that burns his fists But I'm not the kind of creature who can glitch And I know just where I should go I'm taking all this risk I'm just hunting for that fighter Everyone calls him a glitch An anti-hero Revenge is my bliss What fight have I got into? A clash of magic blitz I’ll be living just like this Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo doo Where’d you think I'll go? I’ve taken all this risk I'm just hunting for that fighter Everyone calls him a glitch An anti-hero Revenge is my bliss What fight have I got into? A clash of magic blitz I'll be living just like this Oh I'll be living just like this Oh, I’ll be living just like this
I don’t understand why Hollywood has such a hard time making good video game movies. A lot of these movies write themselves. I’m dreading the Zelda movie. I just know it’s going to be mediocre at best, which is a shame because it could be as great as peak Game of Thrones if done well.
The only legit good/decent video game film they made was Prince Of Persia The Sands of Time(2010) and that was 14 years ago and that was from Disney back when they were good. SMH
The movie will be about Zelda being a Girl Boss. Link will just be there to do whatever Zelda tells him too, and to constantly say "Yes My Queen!!". On bended knee of course. Wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason the new Zelda game is being made with Zelda as the protagonist. Just so the wokies can say "we were just following the game". Just wait.
My God Kevin hart is smaller then Kate! 😂 noooooo my dude Roland is a stoic soldier of fortune, not some small Manlet who can’t even reach the monkey bars at a park 🤣
In the first game there is barely any audio outside of written text between missions, there might be some text I don't remember on character selection for Lilith. You might be thinking about Borderlands 2 with Maya and audio logs littered around the research labs about her being raised by a cult. In the games the motivation has always been for players to find the Vault and the riches inside. Player stories have always been shallow in this series unless they become an NPC in the sequel game.
nope. as was already said, you may be mistaking her for Maya from 2. Or, if you are actually thinking of Lilith, you're still thinking of info that wasn't written until the later games. In 1, all the playable characters, including Lilith, were very shallow, basically all their lore was just the synopsis given at character select, and all of their motivations were basically "find vault > get rich".
The original creators need to be the ones to make the movie adaptations. Can you imagine seeing a full length film made by Bethesda or Blizzard in their own animated style
Eli Roth has always been mediocre. Plus his acting is atrocious. He was okayish in Inglorious Basterds, but any other actor would've done BETTER. Jack Black and Kevin Hart suck majorly as well. I avoid their stuff as often as possible.
yeah, Cate Blanchette was easily the worst casting.... cant say much bout Ariana Greenblatt cuz I havnt seen anything she has made Jamie Lee Curtis COULD look good as Tannis.... if the movie took place IN THE FUTURE Keven Heart also COULD have been good..... if the character hes playing wasnt "super serious soldier man with Captain America level skills!" if he was playing Aaxton, or Salvador for example Jack Black..... he was the one light of hope in this movie.... THE ONE LIGHT IN THIS MOVIE..... and he failed harder than Aniken Skywalker failed Padme!! 2 things that could have made the movie good 1) make it about ANOTHER group... and perhaps have a cameo of one of the BL1 Vault hunters just starting their journey getting off of Marcuse's bus 2) make it about the first half... or even third of the first game
If they even decide to make a live action TF2 movie (although I hope not) they better not think of casting Kevin Hart as Demoman with a crappy Scottish accent.
@liamphibia In the Mario Bros movie, the princess saves herself. That is not the case in the video game. It's the same toxic feminism agenda where men can never save us (nor defeat us in battle or lead us).
@liamphibia Why was my comment deleted stating Mario Bros checked the toxic feminism box where the princess saved herself, unlike the video games, because no man is allowed to save us women?
Sonic was almost close. If they didn’t make the decision to redesign him then there would’ve be one movie and the entire Sonic Movie franchise doesn’t exist. But they did redesign him and now I’m really looking forward to the third movie coming out this year as that’s the only movie I’m hyped for.
I haven’t either. But I rather watch the cutscenes of Borderlands and there you go that’s the movie instead of this Hollywood production piece of junk.
@@dmwfourthif you ever want to play them the games I would say only are borderlands 1-2 the pre-sequel and maybe the tell tale game tales of the borderlands not the terrible one that recently came out made by gear box avoid borderlands 3 its miserable since the original writers left the studio.
I just watched Furiosa and it is much better than this one to say the film had ultra hardcore violence and an 15 rating over borderlands that was diluted and rated 12A .
This movie feels like you need to know borderlands but punishes you for knowing borderlands.
How devilishly perfect. Satan does love his little jokes.
its just key jangling
@@baswenmakers6846 💯💯 Satan loves to destroy everything, even movies.
Absolutely 💯
This is the perfect description.
The writers read the Wikipedia and wrote the movie in 30 minutes.
30 minutes? You give them way too much credit
And somehow it still took over a decade
@@dea1313 The writers had mental constipation. It's a helluva drug.
It was AI, they just edited it a little
They probably used ChatGPT
You just know it will suck when the director said he wasn't making a Borderlands movie
Any adaptation done today is going to be woke trash.
Which, as far as I'm aware, is a fucking insufferable franchise to begin with.
Director: "I'm not making a Borderlands movie!"
Everyone: "But it's a Borderlands movie."
Director: "But I'm not making a Borderlands movie."
Everyone: "The title is Borderlands and it's based on Borderlands."
Director: "I don't care, cuz I'm not making a Borderlands movie."
Everyone: "Please go to hell."
@@thebreadbringernot really, first two games are absolutely blast especially if you play with someone. Only in the third game they introduced the "modern audience" tropes.
Why do they keep hiring these hacks?
Who tf saw Jamie Lee Curtis and said "yeah, this is our Patricia Tannis" wtf 😂😂
At least they didn't cast her son, right?
Probably whoever made sure they got that cleavage shot
Someone who looks for dates on Tinder for Seniors, I guess.
She would have worked as Patricia... Had she remained in her 20s.
Freaky Friday did.
Its official. Fanfiction authors are better story tellers than multi million dollar writers
YEP💯
Always have been
its always been that way
@@NamelessDjinn I believe it
They always were. Modern Hollywood make bad fan fiction
I still can't get over Kevin Hart as Roland. Did every other black actor in Hollywood get COVID?
...maybe deliberately.
Reminds me of that Voxis Productions joke, which got Prof. Tosspot sued...
Which leads me to a better actor; Idris Elba. But I doubt he'll be able to salvage this pile o' shite.
Yeah the one serious character in borderland thats all buff and have him played by a 5ft comedian.
The others don’t really need this. Kevin Hart isn’t an actor. And he is hardly a comedian. He would take anything. I don’t even think he has many fans left.
@@picklebulge6478 like his ass is getting punted like a foot ball
Imagine being the dude who played Krieg, hitting the gym every day for hours and looking exactly like your character. Then you get to set and see what kind of movie you are in. I feel bad for that dude.
I think they probably cast an already buff guy
I don't, the guy got a ripped body out of it and paid.
I only got about 1/5th through the movie before switching it off, but I did like him of what little I saw, so Im just going to assume is character only got better from there! lol
Hey at least krieg somewhat resembles his character
Unlike Tina who never had a family because we'll she is a psycho like all the others who seem the best tactic to defeat people is run straight at them
The entire personality of Tina is because she is a child in a horrible situation and end up like the rest of Pandora insane
This is not tina
@@Posts_Comments you know that ripped body doesn’t last at all right? That actor just suffered immensely for a wasted, unmemorable effort and not much of a payday.
Actors do this extremely specific process that takes months which includes purposeful mass dehydration, only to look like that for the shooting days. So like a week. Then it’s gone and you have to recoup your body, another months long process. Dude was ripped for a week in a shitty movie no one is gonna remember he was even in.
A PG-13 movie made by Eli Roth, what could go wrong…
Roth has never made a good movie. Regardless of the target audience.
@@piotrd7355
Depends honestly...gore movies can be really clitche and not so impresive...
I did enjoy Green Inferno though, probably because it was filmed in Perú and it gives me a laugh xD
@@piotrd7355obviously you haven't seen the movie he made from last year Thanksgiving
@@Oimomojojimu
They made fun (and ate) a group of assholes that took advantage of the enviorement and needy people just to get drugs xD
Yeah, it was a fun watch lol
@@psychotic_beelzebub In my opinion, it is better to watch exploitation films and slashers from the era. From the 1970s and 1980s.Stephen Thrower's books, for example, are a great guide to these genres. Roth's films are cheap imitations.
after Roland died decades ago, Lilith became the leader of the resistence, but things went downsouth. she asked tannis to clone Roland, and she did. but she had become so senile at this point, after years of snorting huge lines of eridium, she botched the cloning process, resulting in the opposite of Roland. Roland was a big man. a stoic, brave and charismatic leader: they got kevin hart
I'd watch a movie about that
EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER BORDERLAND MOVIE DISASTER REVIEW ☠️☠️☠️😈☠️☠️☠️
ROLAND!!!! FROM LIBRARY RUINA??
Brave and charismatic? That idiot was as generic as Avery Johnson in Halo
That sounds like a dogshit sidequest full of quirky random humor they'd have in Borderlands 3.
Kevin Hart is Kevin Hart in EVERY movie he is in. Zero depth. Just scream like a girl and complain about everything but his acting range. And he's black.
LMAO
He’s awful
This is why Rockstar refuses to let anyone make a GTA film. Not only would it be completely unnecessary... but they would no doubt mess it up
Thry should let the people who made South Beach Tow make a GTA movie
You mean unnecessary?
@@tremere3337 That's the one, damn autocorrect
Just watch HEAT lol
@@CommanderquesoTVexcellent film
Acquire a franchise, hire people who know nothing about it & don't even like it to make the movie, attack the audience when they reject same. Modern movies in a sentence.
You should add: Fire no one for the series or movie's failure. Repeat the process.
Sounds like a great business model.
You forgot hiring people that can't even do their job and barely have any experience in it. Like, you could make this a good movie and not follow the Borderlands story, but they didn't even manage to do that, that's the real sad part.
Disney would like to know if you’re available for the job of senior project manager.
@secondchance6603 Dang. If it can’t even be enjoyably bad….
"Our Expectations Were Low But Holy Fuck" - Abraham Lincoln probably
It’s official, you suck!
-SHAO KAHN probably
“I wasn’t expecting it to be this awful.”
- George Washington, maybe
"WTF was even that?!" - MLK
“There is nothing worse than shit media made for fans to insult fans.” - Socrates
"If you leave me, *I'll kill you."* - Abraham Lincoln
A fan made film could’ve been more entertaining to watch than Hollywood’s film adaptation of a video game franchise.
Sooooo true
Same with Disney Star Wars.
@@chasehedges6775The Republic Commando fan film was so good. The action scenes put the Disney Plus shows to shame
@@Enigma75614 There’s also a Kenobi Fan film
Same with Spider-Man Lotus.
As soon as I seen Kevin Hart I knew the movie was going to be trash!
💯💯
Right. Playing a tough guy is not his talent… playing a simp is exactly his thing though
Dats a given
Yep the minute I see certain actors it becomes incredibly apparent the project is going to suck.
I swear they did it just to piss people off.
Roland: skinny manlet
Lilith: Someone's aunt
"They look like just their game models, you bigot" - A shill
Kevin Hart is skinny? Since when
@@Ergeniz He is far from being like Roland, friend.
Manlet lol
> Poor casting
> A PG13 rating for a m rated game
> Barely any lore added in the movie except basic cliffnotes
> Its modern borderlands so its more 3 and new tales than 2 and tales
I'm surprised people even paid money for this, It looked like it was dead from the start
I feel so bad for every Borderland fan out there.
@@hopegalaxy it's ok, after Borderlands 3 all hope of any more good stories/writing out of BL went out the window.
@@sjfs231 The DLCs for BL3 were pretty good. Can't say for Wonderlands. New Tales is annoyingly bad tho
@@cherry9787 i guess i never did try the dlc for 3, main game turned me away before they came out.
What the hell were they thinking casting two boomers to play Lilith and Dr. Tannis? Was the ESG money so good that they wasted two veteran actors on roles that they never had a hope in hell of pulling off?
It’s not woke, it’s just bad.
@@maxmazzotti6651there are dozens of decent actresses that could’ve played those roles for a lot cheaper than the grannies that we’ve got.
What other reason may that be besides from filling a quota?
Yes, ESG bread is real
@@maxmazzotti6651it’s woke
@@maxmazzotti6651 Replacing hot, young women with stale, old women is a tenant of woke ideology. It's just another way they undermine masculinity by depriving men of what we naturally find attractive.
The fact some of the people who animated claptrap aren't being credited aswell
To be fair, would you want your name on this absolute disgrace of a movie? They probably would see getting credit as blackmail 😏
Skin suit movies are the fucking worst
I don't care what they tell you in school, but my grandma said that Borderlands games was about strong and independent grandmas
😆
What the hell kind of favor did Cate Blanchett owe to the producers of this to agree to be cast?
They promised her a lifetime supply of
botox and Juvederm injections.
It was either this or doing her usual under the desk favours for them.
I nust went through the Lord of the Rings Extended Edition and by jove, what the fuck hapoened?
Covid madness
What sins did Cate Blanchett commit to deserve being put in this?
Actors need to stop using botox. They are literally paid to have emotion.
Actresses*
@@Atlas-hu9wk I think even actors do it these days XD
the most recent case is with emily morirarty. her facei is so static as if he wore a mask
Amandla Stoneface
Reminds me of the Scrubs episode where Jordan gets botox and Cox makes fun of her :)
Roland wanted to save Tina from being used by her father to open a vault..........By using Tina to open the vault.
They actually turned Tina into a vault key?
@@coltonwilkie241 Spoilers.
Tina was a clone that was supposed to open the vault. Yet it was Lilith all along because she's the Siren. Yet everyone thought that using the vault key to open the vault would kill tina. So yeah they saved her from being the key to open the vault from Atlas, to wanting to use Tina to open the vault for themselves.
"Brilliant! Here's a blank check!" -Every Hollywood Studio
The second I saw the casting and the lack of male characters (Brick, Mordecai and Salvador springs to mind), I knew I was just going to watch your review instead of bothering to waste my money. I also just knew they would butcher Krieg and Tiny Tina...in fact, all of the characters.
They Butcher Krieg in this movie. I don't know why they decided to Replace Brick with Krieg in this movie. Brick was already TIna's big brother.
I for one am glad I didn't have to witness Shaq as Salvador.
I also dont really get in which "timeline" this should play. Could just be between part 1 and 2, but you dont hear anything about Jack and how he takes over Hyperion?!
Marcus: what am I, chopped LIVER?!
> Unfunny, Unpleasant And Unbearable
In that order? Sounds like the UK right now.
The US as well😂😂
Thats islam
@@Hae3ro and judaism
Sadly, that is an apt description. See how long and short time it took.😢
The consequences of diversity.
At this point , Kevin harts and jack blacks careers have fizzled out
Thank God. Can they PEASE just go away, and leave us in peace?
Broo, I thought Jack Black’s career peaked and burned out in Tropic Thunder from like 2008. I keep being surprised to see him in media and not in the streets of LA asking for booze.
@@Mr_Bones. i thought his peak was kung fu panda myself, but he has been in some disasters as of recent.
@@Scagguy4014 💯
I genuinely don't know how shit like this even gets funded. I miss the days when studio execs weren't afraid to try new things, but also knew when to NOT throw hundreds of millions at stupid projects.
They can write off the failure. They can make just as much money if the movie flops. Change that, Hollywood would change over night.
@@TakinErEasyHere It's like the entire entertainment industry is running Uwe Boll's scheme.
The quick buck and burn as opposed to taking the time and making something good
Most of them are old AF, and probably just think all these crappy adaptions, superheros, etc. are 'hip' and 'in with the kids'.
Poor Claptrap. How could they make the most despised and abused robot on pandora, into an annoying, cheap unfunny joke.
The original voice of Claptrap exposed the boss of being abusive so the character changed to just being very loud and very unfunny to try to sweep the real life abuse under the rug.
It's such a miss, all they had to do was get the original voice actor, and let him swear. People would've recognized him and liked it or at least been ok with it, instead they disrespected everyone by having Jack Black do an imitation of it.
@@ruin3r He's not worthy a *dragon warrior title* anymore.
@@ruin3rthe og voice actor left because Randy pitchford was an ass
hearing the og claptrap voice again in this video broke my heart i miss him
The OG Claptrap voice gives me GIR vibes from Invader Zim if GIR went through puberty
@@JonathanGaeta I really do not like how right you are
Next up: "Skyrim" ft. Viola Davis as the Dragonborn and Daniel Radcliffe as Ulfric Stormcloak. Oh, and Parthanax and Adluin used to be gay-married and are now fighting due to internalized homophobia.
don't give them ideas
Featuring Queen Latiffa...
featuring Jack Black as Lydia
@@mikusoxlongius you mean Lizzo
"PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE HER LAME AND GAE!"
Terrible casting, actors 30 years too old for their roles, Jack Black who is currently a political death pill right now due to his open calls for violence against people who refuse to think like he wants them to, Kevin Hart who hasn't been funny in 15 years and recycles the same old material every day, no script, and no understanding what the actual base material is about. This was DOA when pen went to paper with the scriptwriters and casting agents years ago.
Yes, and sad to see an actress the calibre of Cate Blanchett in it...another one trying to stay relevant.
100% What an absolute waste of an opportunity.
It was Kyle Gass who said the stuff about Trump.
Knowing Eli roth I'm sure that the original concept included tons of blood, gore, and swearing, but he studio nerfed it down to pg13 and potential this movie had was lost.
@@floydhopkins7901you're absolutely right. BL is very dark, and BLOODY. The humor is almost all gallows humor.
Strong, independent women used to be characters like Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley, Captain Janeway, Dana Scully, Princess Leia, and of course, the legendary Éowyn. Now we either get mary sues with the personality of a wet paper towel, or we get bullies who are mean to everyone around them.
This whole "independent" label is pretty retarded. Women shouldn't be defined by their relationship to a man, so we define them by their relationship to a man.
I always believed Borderlands would make a PERFECT anime. Not everything has to be live-action.
Actually that makes much more sense.
Double Dragon would also make the best animes, mangas and OVAs.
But instead we got an off-brand comic book, a cheesy animated series by DIC, and a crappy live-action movie.
How does Ariana Greenblatt keep getting big roles? She can’t act.
I think she can act. The scripts she’s given give her nothing to to work with tho. She was good in Infinity War as Young Gamora
Family, Friends.. Blood lines.
It's who you know, not if you can act or not.. plenty of crap actors still IN big movies.
@@chasehedges6775 no she can't act and if she can please give me a movie where she can actually act
@@chasehedges6775
Bs.
SHE Accepted the Scripts, She knew what to expect.
She didn't just walk onto a movie set Not knowing what the hell was going on.
@@mygodisyahweh8634 Good point
Cate Blanchett looked amazing as Hela in the recent Thor films. She is absolutely creepy as Lilith in this Borderlands movie.
Botox, filters, and cgi can do wonders.
I mean, if a fucking poster itself is already unbearable, how could the film be any better?
Dang
@@chasehedges6775 Indeed
Warner Bros’ Minecraft movie is f*cked!
It will be titled “Boxed Winecraft” for the wine moms.
Isn't Jack Black playing Steve in that? No hopes of that being good if that's true.
I seriously hope he's fired from being Bowser in the next Mario movie.
@@coltonwilkie241 they need to get better actors for bowser donkey Kong and cranky Kong.
What the hell is wrong with you? Why would you say that? You’re just being a pretentious douchebag.
@@coltonwilkie241That's justan insult to Steve.
Steve is not Fat
lol. Casting for the plastic surgery Olympics, Botox division. Who thought this was a good idea?
It's difficult to imagine the circumstances that would compel me to watch this movie.
Not even for a hatewatch.
Sex out by the fountain?
Your on vacation and there is literally nothing better to watch
@@kylekomicbro1836 Possibly, although I was thinking that I would be on an airplane and that was the movie, which was the only time I've ever seen a Jim Carrey film.
"So, we've obtained the rights to this beloved videogame IP.
But instead of being faithful to the source material let's just read the premise on the wiki and instead do something completely unrelated to the franchise, mangling the lore as much as possible in the process" - every videogame adaptation director ever...
It's almost like there is some pattern that dictates why those adaptations fail every time? If only there was a way to know what it is... Nah, let's just blame the audience instead
Except with the Fallout show it seems, useful idiots came out in droves to clap like coked up mindless seals for that one AND run defense for it online
The 90s were the start for bad video game movies tho
And this is why I have no hope for the live-action Minecraft movie.
And they better not think about making a TF2 live action movie after witnessing what they did to Borderlands.
Thats not adaptable
@@yurikendal4868 You know they're gonna try.
Oh gosh now I'm just hoping it's AT LEAST mediocre. Minecraft holds immense value to me for being my childhood game. If they make that game into an abomination, I'm gonna be disappointed. Won't ruin my perception because I find my own fanfic ideas of MC to be more, lore filled and fun. But, well, I can't see how to adapt a sandbox game into some linear story. But from what I've heard from the leaks... it isn't looking good. I really hope they don't ruin the Minecraft movie, for the love of Notch they better not butcher his creation.
@@SgtHawk45 Microsoft and Mojang have already practically scrubbed Notch from their history. They'll gang rape his creation and our love for nothing but consoomer cash.
It's a shame, you know. These older actors like Blanchett and Curtis can act, but aren't up for the physicality and the script doesn't give them a chance to act. So what's the point of having older actors who can act when the script won't let them?
Fighting ageism or something
They also look ridiculous in those costumes which would be barely tolerable on edgy teens.
It literally comes down to the brain-dead asshats behind the movie having zero faith in people actually being interested in the trash they've produced, so they attach some big name actors to it because they're dumb enough to think that'll actually generate some sort of interest.
@@Mysikrysa 💯💯💯
@@Mysikrysa Even teens have standards tho
speaking of this, I've never seen a game franchise based movie being shilled this hard on advertisement billboards along the road, and NONE of it would even tell you it was borderlands from a glance if it wasn't for the big bold "BORDERLANDS" title on the cover
I didn't even know they were making a Borderlands movie. I take this as a sign that I have successfully distanced myself from mainstream media's poisonous influence. If it was any good according to people whose opinions I actually respect, I would have heard about it.
Same I didn't even know until Thursday
Psycho thinkings she's the bunny he lost a long time ago would have been such a good plot point.
It made me happy to hear you say "she finds out she's not important"
Just who was this movie made for? It fails at being an adaptation and it fails at being a movie. If you're a fan of the games, you will not like this - and if you're a fan of movies in general, YOU WILL STILL NOT LIKE THIS! Poorly written, poorly shot, atrocious acting, unfunny humor, cringe dialogue scenes that go on for way too long, and hideous CGI. 0/10
It's worth cinema being so shite these days just for these Reaper videos.
Can we have good media where reaper can praise something?
@@yurikendal4868 That would be weird 😆
Why cant they offer like young actors a job? Why these old actors passed their prime
Accrington and Stanley? Who are they? EXACTLY
Never liked Eli Roth as a director, all he ever had going for him was his willingness to push the R-rating to the very limit but his movies were otherwise just exploitation trash. And this movie is a PG-13 in a time when the rating is so limited.
Marvel and it's writers have been a disaster for the art of screenplay
Now they’re invading other films. Well didn’t some writers get laid off when Disney and Marvel started to make cuts?
whoever thought cate blanchett looked good in that wig needs to be fired
Nah, he cooked ;)
Jack Black playing jack black again ffs.
Playing yourself in movies is TIGHT!
It's literally ALL HE EVER DOES. Remember King Kong? He was SUPPOSED TO BE Carl Denham. Yeah, I know. He really disappeared into that role, didn't he?🫣
Serious voice for claptrap,no swearing. (Seriously he got his character so freakin messed up)
Straight up grannies for Lilith and Tannis
Kevin as fking Roland,one of the most serious dudes in the serie
Like come on man how could you ruin my favorite video game serie this fking hard...
You take any of the games and just take the story (well... maybe not 3? Unless you can fix the twins,would be really hard lol) and it would be 5000 time better jesus man.Why the feel to NEEd to do somethin new and fuse BL1 and 2 chars into a new story and add mothers and weird sub plot bs,just take one of the game dude... Mainly 2's
I hope this doesn't affect the games by linking them to this slop.
I'm kinda happy that they cut a lot of fan favourite characters from the movie like Brick and Mordecai because they would've been ruined as well.
I actually looked up Lilith's age. She's 22. Not her late twenties her early twenties. Cate blanchett is literally 33 years older than the character she is playing. Amy Lee Curtis is also 30 years older than the character she plays. The characters she plays is supposed to be somewhere in her thirties she's 65. Also tiny Tina's supposed to have blue eyes. Hard to find a Hispanic actress with blue eyes huh? Not that Tina is supposed to be Hispanic but we can't have young white actresses playing young white characters now can we? (Yes I've heard Tina is the best part of the movie but she does not suit the character.)
Lilith's profile for the first game states she's 27, which makes sense as in older game materials she is referred to as a scientist. But yes, casting is inconceivable and unfuckingbelievable.
It's made by a particular set of people who have a particular set of goals. You know who.
Cool to hear someone else describing projects like this as a skinsuit. That's how I described the Halo series, and I'm sure I wasn't the only one to use that word. It's obviously the go-to method for the woke locusts who crawl into an IP, extract whatever value they can, then move on to the next while the leftover husk rots behind them. They see fanbases as nothing but tools for them to use in order to legitimize a project that they know wouldn't get anywhere near the same level of attention otherwise. Thankfully people are wising up to this tactic.
The only good Halo live action film is 2012’s Forward Unto Dawn.
6:58 Reaper's got fine taste😎
lol, but actually the costume looks so much more like the game rather than the movie
i think Cate Blanchett only accepted this role because Lee Curtis is in it and she's still upset with the 2023 oscar.
Not very likely as Cate Blanchett already has two Oscars.
Ill never understand Hollywood's obsession with making film/television adaptations from all different kinds of media that are written/directed by people who don't care about/actively hate the source material. The Witcher, Halo, Resident Evil, Monster Hunter, Cowboy Bebop, Velma, She-Hulk, Picard, Dr. Who, Rings of Power, and the list goes on and on of productions where the people making it actively ignore or flat out try to go against what people liked about the thing their trying to adapt. We live in a world where Sonic the Hedgehog is an extremely popular and profitable film franchise now because the people behind it cared about it enough to enjoy what they were making. Yet despite that, they seem contempt with crapping out these Uwe Boll level productions for millions of dollars and are always surprised and or angry at fans when they flop.
Late reply but as a Monhun fan I still periodically explode on rants about the absolute disaster of a movie Paul W.S. Anderson made about it. Literally all they had to do was make a Walking With Dinosaurs clone showing off the monster ecology for like an hour thirty and everyone would've been happy, or they could've just done the standard-issue "Go kill a bunch of bosses until you reach the big bad flagship boss and then kill that, oh no it turns out there was actually a SUPER big bad boss hidden behind the flagship boss now go kill that too" plot structure all the games follow. Instead we get a weird reverse isekai mishmash that just takes random MH creatures and tosses them into a generic action movie. Blech.
@Splobkingofsplob I've only ever played MH:W myself, and even I was questioning why they needed to do the isakai thing. You'd think the concept of "Fantasy world, Monsters exist in it, People hunt them with cool fantasy weapons, Big monster appears, hunters go kill it with cool fantasy weapons" would have been enough to carry a 90 min film.
But no, it was like its some crazy concept that wouldn't translate properly to film, so they had to change everything about it to appeal to mass audiences. So instead of MH fans liking it and general audiences feeling ok about it, nobody likes it, and now they'll probably not try it again for a long time, if ever.
Its called demoralization.
It's clear they just picked the most standout characters rather than who actually fit. Krieg is from the second game's crew, Tiny Tina lives on her own, and Tannis always isolates herself in her lab. Only Roland and Lilith are a team (and we're missing their two other partners). It's like they looked at the cover art and just picked whoever caught their eye.
There's a phrase that defines this trash perfectly. "Tell us you've never played the games, without actually telling us."
These people saw tiny tidbits of the games, then took those and decided to make a film off of what little information they had. And what we're left with is nothing more, but a poor attempt of a film based off a great video game series.
how did they even fail at the basics? the cell shading style was PART of borderlines, hate it or not. I've seen cosplayers replicate it in their cosplays, they didntj ust slap on the character's outfit and that was it, they go through the effort of make up and shiz.
How do you miss out on this even if it's live action? it'd make it stand out a lil more. basics man! basics!
I won't watch it especially with Jack Black in it. Dude Blacklisted himself.
Looks like old people doing cosplay.
At this point i genuinely believe hollywood is doing these bad and insulting adaptations on purpose
Unironically, they are. It's absolutely deliberate. You won't get any actual info about it on UA-cam or Google.
I've been calling caves my home
I’m living in the myths
The spiders and the bones
The creepers with their hiss
The nights when undead roam
Endermen that persist
And clearly, none of them will match against my feats
And I just know where I should go
I'm taking all this risk
I'm just hunting for that fighter
Everyone calls him a glitch
An antihero, revenge is my bliss
What fight have I got into?
A clash of magic blitz
I’ll be living just like this
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Oh I'll be living just like this
Oh I'll be living just like this
I've been reading books of old
The legends and the myths
The testaments they told
The entity's eclipse
The embers he controls
The flames that burns his fists
But I'm not the kind of creature who can glitch
And I know just where I should go
I'm taking all this risk
I'm just hunting for that fighter
Everyone calls him a glitch
An anti-hero
Revenge is my bliss
What fight have I got into?
A clash of magic blitz
I’ll be living just like this
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo
Where’d you think I'll go?
I’ve taken all this risk
I'm just hunting for that fighter
Everyone calls him a glitch
An anti-hero
Revenge is my bliss
What fight have I got into?
A clash of magic blitz
I'll be living just like this
Oh I'll be living just like this
Oh, I’ll be living just like this
I don’t understand why Hollywood has such a hard time making good video game movies. A lot of these movies write themselves. I’m dreading the Zelda movie. I just know it’s going to be mediocre at best, which is a shame because it could be as great as peak Game of Thrones if done well.
Sooooo true. Hollywood just can’t do it right
The only legit good/decent video game film they made was Prince Of Persia The Sands of Time(2010) and that was 14 years ago and that was from Disney back when they were good. SMH
The movie will be about Zelda being a Girl Boss. Link will just be there to do whatever Zelda tells him too, and to constantly say "Yes My Queen!!". On bended knee of course.
Wouldn't be surprised if its the only reason the new Zelda game is being made with Zelda as the protagonist. Just so the wokies can say "we were just following the game". Just wait.
It's the payout. you'd be surprised what 100,000 gets you
@@chasehedges6775they wont do it right
My God Kevin hart is smaller then Kate! 😂 noooooo my dude Roland is a stoic soldier of fortune, not some small Manlet who can’t even reach the monkey bars at a park 🤣
Now if Nintendo ever wants to give Metroid a new adaptation of some kind, I personally hope they just settle for a new comic book mini series.
2:11 I could've sworn in the first game her motivation was to find out more about her power or am I confusing her with Maya
In the first game there is barely any audio outside of written text between missions, there might be some text I don't remember on character selection for Lilith. You might be thinking about Borderlands 2 with Maya and audio logs littered around the research labs about her being raised by a cult. In the games the motivation has always been for players to find the Vault and the riches inside. Player stories have always been shallow in this series unless they become an NPC in the sequel game.
I think you mean Zonk Bloid
nope. as was already said, you may be mistaking her for Maya from 2. Or, if you are actually thinking of Lilith, you're still thinking of info that wasn't written until the later games. In 1, all the playable characters, including Lilith, were very shallow, basically all their lore was just the synopsis given at character select, and all of their motivations were basically "find vault > get rich".
Yeah, that was Maya.
Hollywood, stop trying to make us believe old ladies are badass!
Let’s be honest, we all could have called this one.
The original creators need to be the ones to make the movie adaptations. Can you imagine seeing a full length film made by Bethesda or Blizzard in their own animated style
Eli Roth has always been mediocre. Plus his acting is atrocious. He was okayish in Inglorious Basterds, but any other actor would've done BETTER. Jack Black and Kevin Hart suck majorly as well. I avoid their stuff as often as possible.
yeah, Cate Blanchette was easily the worst casting....
cant say much bout Ariana Greenblatt cuz I havnt seen anything she has made
Jamie Lee Curtis COULD look good as Tannis.... if the movie took place IN THE FUTURE
Keven Heart also COULD have been good..... if the character hes playing wasnt "super serious soldier man with Captain America level skills!" if he was playing Aaxton, or Salvador for example
Jack Black..... he was the one light of hope in this movie.... THE ONE LIGHT IN THIS MOVIE..... and he failed harder than Aniken Skywalker failed Padme!!
2 things that could have made the movie good
1) make it about ANOTHER group... and perhaps have a cameo of one of the BL1 Vault hunters just starting their journey getting off of Marcuse's bus
2) make it about the first half... or even third of the first game
Borderlands would work way better if it was animated instead of live action.
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Reaper sacrifices his sanity to watch this trash just to entertain us with his reviews, we thank you for your sacrifice
At least it protects my wallet from being buttf*cked from bad media.
You know it was gonna suck with Kevin Hart was casted as Roland (who I hear is like built!) and Cate Blanchett as Lilith
If they even decide to make a live action TF2 movie (although I hope not) they better not think of casting Kevin Hart as Demoman with a crappy Scottish accent.
Cate blanchet doesnt fit
Unfunny, Unpleasant, Unbearable, just like the games.
Who would've thought 😂😂😂
well...c'mon Reaper...have you listened to how women talk and act when they think they have no consequences? It's pretty much wankerfest 98 with them.
So women always?
That ending to the video never gets ols
It feels like this movie was made 5 years ago based on all the tropes in it
EXACTLY
More 30 years from 1994
This looks like it came out the same year when the live action Mario Movie got released.
It actually was made about 4 years ago! It's been stuck in post production since early COVID
@@owen1079 Feels like it
Draggong Jack, Bobby, and Kevin into this crock of shit was a huge mistake. At least they got the bag ig.
I'm grateful Pikachu, Sonic, and Mario avoided the video game movie curse.
@liamphibia In the Mario Bros movie, the princess saves herself. That is not the case in the video game. It's the same toxic feminism agenda where men can never save us (nor defeat us in battle or lead us).
And Mortal Kombat 66% percent of the time, 1995 and 2021 films to be exact
Prince Of Persia The Sands Of Time was decent
@liamphibia Why was my comment deleted stating Mario Bros checked the toxic feminism box where the princess saved herself, unlike the video games, because no man is allowed to save us women?
Sonic was almost close. If they didn’t make the decision to redesign him then there would’ve be one movie and the entire Sonic Movie franchise doesn’t exist. But they did redesign him and now I’m really looking forward to the third movie coming out this year as that’s the only movie I’m hyped for.
They always get the casting wrong in these video game movies, just like uncharted one too, Hollywood just hasnt got a clue
Once again a movie about strong womens...
Which is fine BUT
No women will ever watch this Movie
Honestly, the fact that this exists makes me appreciate how the last of us and fallout show adaptations were treated with such respect and value
The Borderlands movie is the 2024 equivalent of the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie
What's up with these producers. Cast young hotter women. The whole cast should have been young actors
roth is better suited as a producer. Don't even get me started on his appalling contributions to acting.
It's sad to see a middle class working stiff like Cate Blanchett struggling. The middle class needs all the help it can get.
Middle-aged Narcissist's! Shocked!
They should have made it like the newer Ninja Turtles movie without being an activist.
Jack black is a Activist and a Extreme one at that
This movie is basically what you get when a Skag has diarrhea
I've never played Borderlands but after seeing this video, I felt secondhand embarrassment. Great work, Reaper! 👍
I haven’t either. But I rather watch the cutscenes of Borderlands and there you go that’s the movie instead of this Hollywood production piece of junk.
@@JonathanGaeta Hollywood culture was always a cesspool but in the past, they at least churned out decent films.
@@dmwfourthif you ever want to play them the games I would say only are borderlands 1-2 the pre-sequel and maybe the tell tale game tales of the borderlands not the terrible one that recently came out made by gear box avoid borderlands 3 its miserable since the original writers left the studio.
@@Megalania1 Thanks for the info but I've put away my controller for good. 😀
I just watched Furiosa and it is much better than this one to say the film had ultra hardcore violence and an 15 rating over borderlands that was diluted and rated 12A .
GIrl bosses simply don't sell and the only people that like them are the 1% that don't even go to the movies but are very vocal on social media