Cool as Ice - Nostalgia Critic
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Starring Vanilla Ice. Need we say more?... Yes. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1991's Vanilla Ice led film.
Originally aired on 9/29/2009.
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"Drop that zero and get with a hero" I think that was the movie telling you to stop watching and put on something else.
LOL - Wow, so the movie *is* actually self-aware and reflects more insight than we ever took for granted... or.... *NNNOOOOT!* ;D
Makes sense
The !st Winner this movie is not smart enough to be self aware
Drop that Hero And get with the Sub Zero!
Movie is too stupid to be self aware
This movie is filmed like an early 90's Pepsi commercial.
The writing quality is about the same too
It was directed by a commercial director.
They just forgot to advertise the pepsi
Know any virgins?
@@lemmythebulldog8812 *spit take*
Wow, this is the most unlikeable protagonist I've ever seen.
Guess you never read a Mark Millar comic before then.
He used to be good
Who approved this script it’s like a PSA about stockers or some shit
I just get more angry the more think about this
Oh I have and his such a shit writer
My god, Hitler's youth was blacker.
LordDelta2933 the kkk take classes on being as white as the ice man.
LordDelta2933 Vanilla Ice makes snow look like soot
If I wanted to watch a bunch of whiteness I would've just stared at my house's interior walls for 1 and a half hours.
If you wanted to give this movie a darker tone, you could use White-Out.
In fact, the "Whitest Kids U'know" was darker than this...
“So after that blast from the ass...” is a great quote
"Sooommebody SAVE ME!" Ahaha xD Laughed so hard
At 16:09, that many salt water fish in a tank that small would probably be dead within a week.
"Forget about him. I already have."
"And so will the rest of the world in six months."
Who knew you could burn ice?
Oooooooh!!
Nathan Schmitz oooooooh!!
You mean *melt* ice? OOOOO
Such a cold burn I’m surprised Mr Freeze didn’t use it.
The Real Natsu Dragneel He means that people forgot about vanilla ice six months after the movie came out
If I can interpret this correctly Ice stalks this girl and cat calls her until the lazy script tells her that she needs to love him?
This movie has major issues with relationships, it seems
The script is actually better than the film. I haven't read the entire thing, but the bit I have read didn't even look like it was originally supposed to be Vanilla Ice. He isn't mentioned in the first few pages.
Albus Kane wrong, the movie is one big issue with relationships
Don't forget about the part where he tries to kill her via horse and motorcycle
There's no sane woman on Earth who wouldn't laugh herself into a seizure at a guy dressed /acting/talking like Vanilla here trying to hit on her. She'd think she was being pranked for a hidden camera UA-cam channel or something
"You don't know me, you don't know me at all."
Isn't that kind of the point she was trying to make?
He is not the smartest ice cube in the tray.
Bi-polar, the movie!
The best joke in this review is the movie itself.
+Mindd Kidzag That was cold, man.
+Swagbito Uchiha Cold as EISSS!
+Mindd Kidzag not its "caucasian meadows"
+Mindd Kidzag The whiteness of this movie is MOST UNORTHODOX
SupperSammich4
It's even whiter than my profile picture.
I loved the sequel when we found out that Ice went grunge, hardcore, and then lived with the Amish. Wait, what? That happened in real life? Well, fuck me.
Hey Internet, Eric here .............................and almost died of a drug overdose and later was busted for robbing a house that he thought was vacant.
Hey Internet, Eric here 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂👌🏾
The sad part is that sounds like a way better story than the movie.
"Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
Never have more inspirational words been spoken in a cinematic film.
It is right up there with "I love you wife" from Lost in Space. Truly one of the greatest written and delivered lines in cinema.
+Orcaluv26 CALIFORNIA
+Kaiser Chris He got it off the Disney channel
Armin Arlert the Assassin"You are tearing me apart Lisa"
Captain Possible Wrong movie XD
I WAS FROZEN TODAY
27 Bullets It works on so many levels.
was it by a VINELA... venilla... velina... valina ice? I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL OK?!?!
*+Vickolous*
Vanilla
@@vickolous vanilla
Now your as "Cool As Ice"!
" Go dumbass go dumbass go ! Go dumbass go dumbass go ! "
It's so funny and fits so well with the rhythm and the dancing
Had to come here after watching Jon Tron's review
Sameeeeeeee
Honestly, i kinda miss these kinds of reviews, with clips from the movies, it's been a lot of sketches lately, (Don't take me wrong, i enjoy those too, but i prefer these)
+Dainn Greywall I like the sketches too. But I think it has to do with the videos being taken down when they do have the movie clips in them :(
These older reviews seem to be more at risk for being taken down as they show more footage from the films than the amount you see in the sketch heavy newer Critic videos. Seeing as Google/UA-cam is letting companies run free on this site with no regards to any legal acts, these older reviews tend to get taken down more often than the newer ones do.
2 words law suits :( I also miss the real scenes because unless you saw the movie you wont get the scenes he is talking about.
What dissapoints me is that the new hocus pocus review (which is a movie over 2 decades old) is a giant sketch
People don't seem to understand that even old movies footage can still be subjected to copyright claims, specially on a place like youtube.
the stalking car scene probably was stalky at all as they just wanted the girl to GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. :)
God this movie makes The Room look like Citizen Kane
You take that back.
The room was already citizen Kane
The Citizen Kane of bad movies.
Freddy got fingered is also made the room, (the citizen Kane of bad films) does look like citizen Kane.
@@blastedquinn56 to be fair fgf was bad on purpose
Fun Fact! The cinematographer of this did Schindler's List!
The Grand Inquisitor And pretty much becomes Spielberg's trusted cinematographer after that.
You have to admit, if nothing else, the movie has nice cinematography.
dreamlandnightmare true, the film has a ton of great shots. it's just that the plot and everything else is horrible.
Mephistopheles Was this his first film? Or was he ticked off about something and took out on the movie?
MadameMouthfeel JANUSZ KAMINSKI WORKED ON THIS?!
Its just funny that they had to make the music ear bleedingly terrible, the boyfriend a complete d-bag, etc. Just to make Vanilla Ice seem the slightest bit bearable by comparison..
Creator's Pet
And it still failed. Miserably.
His songs: terrible
Other songs in this NOT sung by him: good.
The funny thing is they did this when another white rapper rose to fame only difference was 8 mile was FCKING amazing this is basically 8 mile if it was directed by a drunk uncle at a family reunion
"Yeeaah, got that off the Disney Channel." Hahaha man this is great stuff
Ice is like all the jerks and idiots I've met in my life mixed into a vanilla milkshake. And god help me I wanna use my bat on that drink.
Red Zero X I shall help and bring my machete
We found Jake Paul's father, we did it guys
No this guy is cooler
@@MegaWillBound4015 Cool as Ice
That's an insult to Vanilla Ice
Nah, Vanilla Ice is at least tolerable, compared to Jake Paul
That would imply Vianilla Ice had sex, which... yeah, that ain't happenin'.
"You like my shorts? I got them from the Hamburglar." Oh my gosh... that was BRILLIANT!!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
even before the movie was even released, it still fuckin failed. you know what the tag line for this movie is?
"when a girl has a heart made of stone, theres only one way to melt it...
just add ice."
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE ON A TECHNICAL LEVEL!
It's stupid, therefore represents Vanilla Ice.
everybody knows that ice melts stone
Vanilla ice when he wrote this tag: imma some kind of kemist bebe
lmfaooooo
Since I was born in 93' the only reason I even know of Vanilla Ice is the second Turtles Movie.
Not sure either one is more relevant today than the other.
frozenaorta Are you kidding? TMNT is WAY more relevant.
***** The franchise is obviously. I just meant the film, TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze.
I was born earlier than you and the only reason i know of him is this review and your comment.
Same. 89.
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a white guy!
Jackofbrass cause he's made of iceee
It's because he's BUGGIN' **rimshot**
5:28 LMAO! I love they way the guy asked "what" is that, and not "who" is that. It was the movies way of telling future audiences that even at the time this movie was being made, everyone knew Vanilla Ice was a money making object, not an actual person.
Who's Sir D?
Sir Deez Nuts!
... Shut up, it's better than anything in this movie.
Peter Kolev Whats up wit the morrow doesn't qualify? What about the funkay lyrics in this movie?
+videobeetle8 "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL"
+videobeetle8 Ha! Got em.
Agreed
Pinstoice yes,yes it is
Those jokes were pretty....nICE.
All this ice and still no one thinks im cool. XD
Freeze well, bird boy
Cause he's ICEEE
I was waiting for an Eminem joke, but I was disappointed. luckily, this movie is a good joke too, so it safficed.
Vanilla Ice IS an Eminem joke. A joke that wishes it were Eminem.
Sionnanful i went ahead and covered it for you.
Sionnanful that's "sUfficed......
He's held up to a higher bar.
Apparently the director of the movie disowns this piece of crap. And when the director of Inspector Gadget does that, that's saying something.
Vilmundur Gunnarsson He should disown Inspector Gadget as well. It's just as awful as this movie.
@ I liked Inspector Gadget.
@@crowravencorvenrowI is bad, but at least it had some charm
@@crowravencorvenrow The 1983 original animated series only, not the 1999 live-action film.
Which one?
Yes, we Black people actually do think White people's lives are just one long Calvin Klein ad.
+The Dynast Queen lol wut
Really?
+The Dynast Queen That's racist! - is what I said to my friends at the country club on Pastel Colour Polo Shirt Friday while we were having gin tonic and fear of the underprivileged.
Hey man, some of our lives are a cold medicine ad.
I haven't seen color in years.
+Razh 80 We all really can live in harmony. Its possible
I'm sorry if Vanilla Ice were to hang out in the "hood" he would be shot. I'm a suburban kid that has been in the hood before. I know.
No, you misunderstand he would be accepted in a heartbeat. Think, if you were a from the ghetto and somebody came around and acted like this. The only logical conclusion would be that he is 100% fucking insane and *way* more hardcore than you or anyone you know.
Pot: "You are so black."
Kettle: "I'm not black! You're black!
Pot: "I'm not black! You're black!
Kettle: "You don't know what you're talking about!"
Pot: "OOOOOOOHHHHHH....!"
Nobody involved with this movie was black.
+Joshua Pearce what the hell are you talking about? So were those black people so black you couldn't see them?
+TriEdge371 Even black people looked white in this movie.
sadly i agree, the black people embarrassed me lol
TriEdge371 You must be a lot of fun at parties.
This review was pretty solid...
Because it's made of ICE!!!
Vanilla Ice's acting makes Tommy Wisaeu look like Daniel Day Lewis
which one
If Vanilla Ice's goal in this movie was to make himself look like the world's biggest tool, then he succeeded.
He's a whiter tool than a screwdriver set dowsed and frozen in bleach
I know not everyone liked 8 mile but this movie makes 8 mile look absolutely phenomenal
The best part is Doug just laughing for the intro.
The movie speaks for itself.
Agreed best intro ever.
It's brilliant
Fake laughing.
Remember this movie?
Pepperidge Farm doesn't.
vizthex good one.
This is actually a review I have never seen... I'm guessing a... Turtles joke in this review?
GO NINJA, GO NINJA GO!!!
GO DUMBASS GO DUMBASS GO!
Harou Mensah
WHAT DO YOU, WHAT DO YOU, MEAN???
Steven Of Everywhere
I know... Shall I be ashame?
Steven Of Everywhere
Do what?
Harou Mensah
Oh, No I realized the joke.
The part where VIce is randomly dancing by himself in front of a house dressed in the most garish 90s clothes possible for no logical reason is the best part.
My brain has been irreversably damaged from watching even PARTS of that movie *starts dissapearing*
This whole review was hilarious, when he said it's because I'm black, I laughed a little too hard. 😂
*Boyfriend gets upset when he sees his girlfriend dance with her creepy stalker, rightfully upset yet tries to make it right*
Girlfriend: “You really are a dick 🤪”
those dance moves are still better than drake
LOL
lol
+anthony leach
Damn, son that was cold......
AS ICCCCCE!
+anthony leach I used to call him on my cell phone...then I saw that music video.
To be Honest that white boy can dance like it was no body business... Dude had the moves but was faking his raps though...
Still a better lovestory than "Twilight".
Quargelbrot1 it's sad..... because it is. despite it being cringy as fuck....it's still rather entertaining.
Twilight is just a sad soggy piece of bread.
Tentegen this is true. But imagine this... twilight, but with cat and vanilla ice (ice Being the vamp and the ex boyfriend being the wolf)
What isn't
@@nightmareeclipse8383 But vampire Vanilla Ice exists, and is gay.
Well, since Vanilla Ice is even paler than Edward, I'd say you're right.
"Don't mock me, I'm gonna last forever". That's hilarious .
Shoulda called it white as snow
Benjamin Tschirhart
Well, that title was reserved for Snow.
@@cremetangerine82 Ah yes, the rapper with the most easiest-to-understand lyrics.
@@anarchytheangel346
How could you forget, “Detectamans owsaysomebodygottastabahersomewheredowndalaaaannee, a licky-boom boom down!”
6:07 'Yeah, I got that off the Disney channel.'
If it were just that lame one-liner that he got off the Disney channel...
I've met Michael Gross, the dude is more down-to-earth than down-to-earth! On set he treats everyone the same: cast, crew, background performers, studio staff. He's not above any one.
And I thought I was white...
This is easily one of my favorite nostalgia critic reviews. The jokes were just so damn funny. The movie gives him so much to work with. Everything flows so natural as well (unlike some of his other reviews).
Yeah, whenever I wonder if old NC is better than new NC or if I'm just being nostalgic, I come back and watch this.
"Care to be lame with me?" best line ever 😂🤣😂
13:05 "I am simply asking a normal human question out of curiosity, not to mine data, *Human!"*
Da na nah nah nah nah nah nuh na na ICE!!!MAN!!!!!
I've watched this video way 2 many times. Ha the white o meter
Jesus this whole movie is shot like an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
DON'T disrespect mmpr like that lol
I think this movie blinded me,
all I see is white.
The movie is so white that the KKK takes notes on this movie on how to be White
They filmed a movie with no plot, very bold filmmaking choice.
Thank God for Eminem in "8 Mile"
Eminem Is much more thuggish and gangsta than Vanilla ever was.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 also his movie has a plot.
Is it just me or is his head shaped like an ice cube? XD
That's the point lol
This movie ain't white, this is neon white
This isn’t even a movie. Movies have plots, characters, and scenes that are at least minimally related to the other scenes.
Really no Johnny bravo joke
I was thinking the same thing! Self absorbed moron XD
Vanilla ice, ice cube, and Arnold Schwarzenegger should make a movie full to the brim of ice puns
Don't forget Ice T. X-Men's Iceman. Top Gun's Iceman and Elsa from Frozen.
+Maxie Ruby f*** it, let's add Jack Frost while we're at it
+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments Don't forget Frozone from The Incredibles
Why not make an Ice Cream Truck their mobile Headquarters? And maybe add Gucci Mane for all the Ice he got on
What killed white people? THE VANILLA ICE AGE!!!
The "Max Headache" joke was actually genius.
XD I saw the "Ice-hole" joke coming a mile away
Actually, the Sugar Shack is the name of a restaurant in California I used to go to with my family when I was a kid.
Was it any good?
Noah Karpinski I remember really liking the pancakes
Zoroark MI
mmmm pancakes
Sugar Shack is also the name of a bakery/restaurant in my hometown.
I love this movie. Not because it’s good. Just fun to laugh at
Take a shot everytime NC says ice, cool, or white.
Fun Fact: "Ice's" love interest was Kevin's hot dark haired sister in Home Alone.
Nostalgia Critic will get his revenge on Jontron.
Is Jake Paul the son of Vanilla Ice?
At least Vanilla doesn't make fun of dead japanese people.
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 logan paul did that tho not jake paul
Jotaro Kujo called. He wants his hat back
Yare yare.
They should remake this movie with Justin Bieber! lol
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NNNNNOO OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
RustyX2010 they did, it's called never say never
ilopominecrafter Dayum, that was cold... as ice
RustyX2010 oh God.
Nightmare Eclipse Foreigner FTW!
"It's because I'm black isn't it"" KILLED ME!
"..the most romantic place they can think of... a construction site." 😭🤣🤣🤣💀
THERE IS NO WAY no one can tell me that this movie wasn’t the blueprint for Johnny Bravo!
Kathy's room is amazingly the least white thing in the movie
LMFAOOOOOO Vanilla Ice & The Popsicles.
This movie need more cowbells!!
Wonder bread eaten by a conservative congressmen in a snow storm isn't this white 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best line ever!
12:01
"Wake up, bitch, we're goinda' Disneyland!"
I can't believe Vanilla Ice was popular once... On THIS planet. Look at this guy! If I was to search the definition of "lame" in 50 different languages, they would all have a picture of Vanilla Ice in it
Critic: "I think this is what Black people think white people do all day."
Me, a Black man: "He knows!"
The closest to that was making a summer house or something being a kid in summer with friends at school interms of nails and planks. But i so wish i could run around in a non fully constructed house in summer looking all happy lol
“The sugar shack and the 2 year old that has to pee” got me good besides the ice puns and making fun of vanilla ice whiteness😂😂😂😂😂
Don't you just love it how at the end he puts on sunglasses at night.
They didn't even rip off Top Gun, they ripped off Hot Shots!
+Kurt Smith I'm not sure if you're serious or not, but i think it was the other way around.
+basquat76 it could be, I'll have to rewatch Top Gun and Hot Shots
Kurt Smith
No hot shot is making fun of cool as ice. I'm old, i remember it:-)
+basquat76 Oooooh, I gotcha
11:49 why the hell is she walking in the middle of the street there's oviously sidewalks
So when does Ice beat a puppy to death?
right after he takes his new human blood bag to his true lover in the desert
And after he disintegrates an Egyptian and fights a Frenchmen with tall hair.
lol "Nah, man, we in the desert. Gotta be careful in case i melt....... Cuz I'm icccceee."
They frorgot the scene where he gets destroyed by Eminem
I have never been so embarrassed to watch a movie in my life.
I loved the critic way much more when he wasnt doing so much scketch heavy videos, like this one, pure critic, pure jokes, I get he wants to do bigger productions, they just happen to be a bit more annoying. Will continue watching though
Total honesty here: this is a serious guilty pleasure of mine. One of the best unintentional comedies ever made.
Interesting fact the cinematography was done by the same guy that did Schindler's List, war horse , minority report and most of Spielberg movies Januz Kaminski 🤯🤯🤯
Also, to quote imdb: Lisa Marie Presley, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Connelly, Drew Barrymore, Shannen Doherty, Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman, Martha Plimpton, Nicole Kidman, Courteney Cox, Bridget Fonda, Jennie Garth, and Tori Spelling all turned down the role of Kathy. Gwyneth Paltrow almost took the role of Kathy until her father advised her against it.
damn.
4:06 That cute dance that the Critic is doing had me dying.
Ice's acting seems pretty solid in this movie. He's fun to watch in all the scenes Critic showed but unfortunately this plot is terrible.