i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, BruhMoment. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious. When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular horror game of Classrooms on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the phrase "that's kinda funny" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room, that i presumed was probably his mothers basemen, while remaining unseen. I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Russians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at BruhMoment and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, BruhMoment put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly crouch jumped into the air and 10 bottles of maple syrup materialised around him. He proceeded to violently force feed every russian in sight with litres and litres of maple syrup. I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over BruhMoment looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. BruhMoment started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave. Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, BruhMoment. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular horror game of Classrooms on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the phrase "that's kinda funny" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room, that i presumed was probably his mothers basemen, while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Russians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at BruhMoment and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, BruhMoment put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly crouch jumped into the air and 10 bottles of maple syrup materialised around him. He proceeded to violently force feed every russian in sight with litres and litres of maple syrup.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over BruhMoment looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. BruhMoment started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
oh my...
Wow congratulations man, what's the category for the record anyways, too lazy to check
Try this in one continuous run and no deaths :))))))
@@b--w stay tuned ;)
Alright, best of luck :))))
that thumbnail is lying. dislike
true