Pyramid Scheme | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 27 жов 2019
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Zeke Harris - Комедії
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Cody is from my hometown no shit fucking Amish country for sure
As soon as I hear "Dude, when I was young" come out of Theo I know I'm about to hear something wild and precious 😂❤️
Yaya praise god 🙌🏻
Yaya blessed
“Dude I used to get so erect as a child”
Theo one sentence into starting a story: "hold on I'mma have a snicker real quick cause I deserve it"
He do deserve it
By Christmas he’s gonna be in them full bars
@@JD-ns9mr heheh
Baby Snicker.
Theo eating baby snickers into the mic is making this pod tough to listen to
Theo is the kind of guy who makes a scary face under a Halloween mask in pictures
James S 🤣🤣🤣
that is such a Theo joke...that you Theo? "I used to go to school with this slow fella named Doug McDonald...he was the type of kid who makes a scary face under a Halloween mask in pictures" 🤣
Who the F doesn't tho?
Everyone: Doors
Theo Von, an intellectual: In and out apparatuses
Mechanou ' io
"A parlay used to be whenever you hooked up with a chick over there on a golf course."
- Theo Von, 2019
Someone has to get Theo some of his old yearbooks. We could watch him flip through it and give us stories for days.
THIS IS GENIUS
Hell yeah! Nick make this happen please!!
This needs to happen
"Be good to yourself, you probably deserve it.
Remember not to be too hard on yourself, we're all trying to get through this shit together. One foot at a time.
Gang."
I could straight up just fall asleep to this guys voice, but not bc he’s boring. He just has a soothing voice.
Some funny comedians aren’t funny dudes off the stage, that’s why Theo is killing it. He’s just a funny dude on and off.
881DAD this is him “still on stage” if you think he’s ON 24-7 I got some bad news for you
@@Barbievel I'm pretty sure he can keep it up ad infinitum.
Sounds like you have some personal knowledge ... please share! :-)
In my opinion Chris Delia is only funny off stage
Annette ahhhhhhh okay I guess when you put it that way it makes more sense. Though I think most other comedians are still funny off stage.
The 7 dislikes are all D’elia’s secret accounts
You look too old to be making such lame jokes
@@astro22 "too old" - Over 18?
Zingaaaa
This aged funny
He manages to talk absolute shite for hours at a time, but it's still engaging and hilarious.
Manshutyobitchassupnigord
MrBurtbackerack he’s definitely getting more lax tho
@@hearddevin76 it's because he's become oversaturated..it's all Brendans fault ...let me explain
Back in the 70s and 80s wrestling had Andre the Giant..he was billed as the 8th wonder of the world and had to be seen live to truly appreciate his presence and aura ..when he walked into the arena everybody was in disbelief and awe ...ok so he would travel from city to city country to country and he was a special attraction u had to wait for him to come to your town probably once a year to see him it was a special moment...problem is when u suddenly see him every week maybe twice a week or multiple times a month he loses his mystique his aura he becomes familiar and the novelty wears off ..Theo is a true comedian he has a unique style that is his own it's fresh ..he starts to build momentum there's an excitement to see his latest material ..then fuckin Brendan comes on the scene and shoehorn himself into Theos lightning ..instantly stealing Theos worth and diluting him now we have Theos podcast plus his appearances on other shows and then Brendan holds him at gunpoint to do his shit ..now he's been force fed to us by people who are terrible like Brendan.. he has single handidly destroyed the career of Bryan callen and now he's smearing shit all over Theo..he just sucks up the everything good with a show and regurgitates his bile all over it instantly making it shit ..Theo should never have got involved with Brendan..his career took a sharp nose dive when Brendan came on the scene
@@DarkLordofTheSith69 Who the fuck is Brendan. Honestly can't tell if any of what you said is serious or not
@@notinmyhouse1705 shutyo uglass tf up and take ur meds salty biatch
Much love from Finland to This Past Weekend crew and fans.
Kasetti 55 how’s life in Finland? I’m looking for a new place to live and Finland seems like a great place. A couple questions if you don’t mind... Is Finland being filled with all the forced migration “refugees” like your nearby neighbors, and how much do you think an average sized houses with a few hectares in the country cost?
Gang-gang from Tallinn!
Much love from Pennsylvania! Amish country baby!!!🔥😘💨
There is no fucking crew bro it's just theo with the soundboard and headphones
@@lazarochairez4395 and nick
"Wrapped himself in foil, poured motor oil all over himself, went as a transmission" WTF 😂
"my mouth is with the lord when I gotta Snickers in it" 😂
This dude’s brain goes a mile a minute so funny LOL 🤣🤣😭😭
Slowjamcdub so 60Mph??
Slowjamcdub sometimes it goes too fast, sometime it goes too slow dude :))
@@MikeWatches Tism flare up?
The heavy usage of cocaine from the past or he was born high add
But alwaysy puts out great stuff!!
Did a lot of art well not art but painted houses 😂🤣😂🤣
Haha, savage!
Cauldron Patterson the urban guy😂
Oh yeah in class rn listening to that hitter
Jay Steez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same here
You should leave class and learn a skill.
RULivingYou ? That is freaking true
RULivingYou ? Nah Im gonna get that degree hitter then make 60k out the gate 😎
Theo, your fans should be called “Theologians” LOL
Gang
Thanks for helping save my life Theo. For real dude when times get hard and I put on TPW it really helps. Much love!
Love to you too :)
♥️
Stay cool Dude. Gang Gang
🔮💜
Keep pushing my brother were all cheering for you 💯💪
Theo just keep doing exactly what you're doing. Some days your content is just what I need to pull me outta that dark arts headspace. gang gang bruh
Theo coming through with that Halloween hitter.
Theo definitely got spooky after this and pulled up an Oujia Board to talk the ghost of some random local strawberry farmer for 3 hours.
Ryan Kelly yeah or an undercover okra dealer
He was summoning Billy Conforto
Best podcast set decor 2019
Theo is so vulnerable and insightful. props guy
“That was my step-mother”
I died too quickly
One of Theo's burning candles has a "Hi my name is Cinnamon Wilson" sticker 😂
The studio looks so dope!🍂🎃
“Look at all these new faces” 👀
The true fans here right when it hits gang gang !
Monday morning headed to work listening to this fool. I love Mr Theo Von!!!!!
“Dingo dongo dang-go, here-I-go!” I want those to be my last words.
This dude drops straight comedy gems on a per second basis
Theo you are so funny but really changed my life trying to get sober like you. You really help people don't stop. Gang Gang
Dude said he's from Shelby not Chevy. I'm out here in Cameron down the street from Fort Bragg. What I would do is on your court date ask the Judge for either Community Service or probation. I got a "Prayer for judgment" which was unsupervised probation and had to pick up trash off the road. i just cleaned up the street i lived on for total of 247 bags in 60 days. Judge said time served.
Your podcasts always help. But with this one it is like you are reading my mind. Talking about exactly what im feeling. And also telling me what i needed to hear. Thanks Theo i love you man.
Theo, D'elia should make a snicker commercial. Haha come out as D'elia doing his bitchy bits, someone hands him a snicker and he turns into Theo. Haha idk
36:00 “Glute is just so you don’t say butt...but” I don’t know why but I lost it at that sentence
Set looks great!
Im listening to that Monday hitter while here at work. Thanks for making my day better bruh. Peace and love.
Saving this for tonight after a nice smoke. Thank you Theo. Gang gang
Theo von is the most crazycajunwhackassawesome dude I have ever seen
You’re so incredible. Thank you for putting yourself out there. I relate to so many things you say about yourself and it makes me feel better. The last part about honoring women in your life hit really hard. It’s amazing for you to admit something like that, so many men would never. Love you Theo. 🖤
Going through it and of course you put out a hitter. Thank you Theo. God bless
Best part of the pod this week ..... watching Theo enjoy those Snickers. 😍 That's pure joy for him right there. 💖
I feel like Theo would make a good dad, with that opening
My whole life is just a bunch of thoughts and feelings and very little action. Man it's so depressing. I hope it changes. Praying. Thanks for being a relatable feeler and inspiration, Theo!
I can always look forward to starting a good week listening to the new Theo Von drop every Monday. Thank you Theo for speaking your mind always and not letting negativity change you. Stay true gang gang!
Set looks amazing Theo!
I could watch Theo reacting/listening to royalty free music all day.
I love Theo, I just love him so much. BE SAFE ALWAYS!!
"Did someone even call? I dont even know whats happening"......gotta love this guy
Love you brother, you're the best in the game, straight up killin any and evrything you do my brother. Best comedian/youtuber/person
That Halloween hitter! 🎃
Onwards
give this man Nick a raise for decorating the studio
Much love from Washington bro, hope you are doing well dealing with stress.
The set looks so good Theo!! Happy holidays
The had me dyin with the "Thot's last living sound" bit .😂😂😂😂 And then he was testing all these possible last sounds you can make. Omgsh! Who thinks of someone's death sound being a whistle that summons a dog? Theo does!! Rat King!!🐀
You're a wholesome guy, Theo.
The set looks awesome!
I have had a horriable day dude..as I walk to do laundry dry after work I just want to let you know , you made me smile and laugh for the first time today ..keep up the good work dude
Theo “and we had a guy at our school named” von
Everything looks great! Great job!
I'm a grandma and even I gotta say, this Theo is one funny hombre
@Mighty WhiteE Gang Gang, pawpaw!
Thanks Theo... great podcast... Daniel
oohhhh yesss, I have been looking forward to this episode all week after you put out the alter call for pyramid scheme experiences
Much love Theo and all you Dark Artist out there . GANG !!!!
Love your expressive enjoyment of the candy!
Yes! Dexter is the best show!
"Artificial intelligence is only gonna be as good as the dope it gets into."
The Von
Timestamp,🤣
@@cashhabits748 1hr 7min
He said “he read about a toaster doing dabs” 😂
Theo we love you brother! I think we all relate to you in our own unique ways. To me, I sense you have a dark or tough history before your fame. Man, my life has been tough. It wasnt until 6 years ago life started to really be great. You keep being you brother. Always know that we got your back. GANG FUCKIN GANG.
Love the set bro
"That dog whistle that only we can hear because it's some memory from our own past."
Oh gosh I'm spooked.
Love it when these hitters come in early on Mondays
Love the podcast Theo. You are the man
Theo’s whole theme here is a vibe man🤣💯
This may be the best episode yet
Love the podcast 😬😬
Got tickets to your show in Lafayette. Can’t wait to see you boiiiiii #GangGang
*coughs*
“I think my lungs are haunted”
🤣
Theo looks like an aggressive cigarette smoker. Like he probably cusses at the tobacco itself , when he "falls off the wagon"
Better than falling of the booze wagon. Like me. F cigarettes, tho. Seriously.
@@rulivingyou1347 Keep ya head up and keep up the work. Any day you're able to beat is a win in your book. And any small win is better than the smallest loss.
This past weekend > king and the sting
All day!
A.J. das yes! the more I watch Brandon Scab, the less tolerable he becomes
Beige frequency. Rogan is trying to shut him down
Brendan just copys everythimg theo says joke wise amd just makes kt a little different... Not very original...
I'm not trying to hate on Brendan, I just prefer Theo solo. He is super funny and ridiculous either way, he just seems to be kinder and more inspirational in this past weekend. He leans into that negativity on King and the sting.
The only one left out of your network I will watch.
Loved this one!
Monday hittah. Only reason I keep going is the Monday hitters.
Great pod
I love it when the UA-cam advert fits into the podcast. Like. " one Halloween my daddy got me" advert cuts in "pegi 18" 😂
Hey. Thanks for everything love you the set looks great gang gang.
WE LOVE U THEO !
Already made my day in the first 2 min thanks Theo
You are the funniest comedian on the planet right now brother! Thank you so much for all the laughs! Your stories are incredulous and we really appreciate you! Hope to see you soon in Massachusetts. Gang Gang.
DEXTER was mind blowing love it
Your awesome theo🤘🏼
1:10:22 "Did anyone even call, I dont even know what's happening" 😂😂😂
Dude, ur killin me here haha every one of your podcasts may as well be a new netflix comedy special type shite. Thats why you got the best podcast and you're the best comedian out there.....GANG
"The dog whistle that only we can hear, because it's a part of our own past". Fuck, Theo. Deep af.
Liking the pumpkin decor homie, getting in the spirit. Thanks for the music, I like a few you’ve played. North Mississippi all stars especially, get that hitter braa
I’m half way teaching and listening to this hitter
Theo that lighting looks good on yah
Dude you need your own animated series on Netflix. Your stories narrated just like this but depicted in a cartoon
Papiotoon on Instagram does it for some of his clips! Especially his childhood stories.