Why so 10yr olds can listen to comedy while they play games? Next thing you'll be asking if they will swap Theo with the "kid chameleon" character from sega
Theo's stream of consciousness rants are like cruising on a smooth stretch of highway on a cool, summer evening man. Keep doin' your thing boy gang gang
@@Fabi_87 oh yeah I guess your right sorry but your here so your in the true fans club lol I'm in Illinois 8:30 am at work so this makes it go by much better Its great but yeah I didn't think of other time zones.."evening service" for you then
"successfully convinced salmon" lmfao! "lord sent emails announcing new fish". Two seconds later... "let's get into some crotch stories". You make me laugh Theo! Gang Gang
Not trying to be extreme, but some of the things Theo has been talking about genuinely concern me! I hope he has friends and family closely supporting him and making sure he’s alright. I’ve lost some people to mental health and I just feel like a lot of his videos lately he has sounded very sad and depressed, even if he isn’t just saying it out right, some of the things he’s been saying seem like he feels as if life is rather bleak. People who are depressed sometimes don’t want to make it obvious they need help because they don’t want to burden other people and sometimes people can feel embarrassed about it. Either way, like I said I really hope Theo is alright and has people close to him to make sure he’s alright. All the best Theo
He talks about the same things that almost everyone occasionally thinks about. That''s why you listen. Nothing wrong with Theo. Expressing the dark arts is far better than sweeping them under the carpet, like most do. Talking uncensored and openly about our vulnerabilities, insecurities and experiences is also healthy and therapeutic. That's why most Americans are in therapy, so they can express their feelings, thoughts and ideas just like Theo is doing here. He's just being a mirror of the human soul - in podacst format. Actually it appears as though 525,000+ do care about Theo, including yourself.
Be yourself and talk about WHATEVER THE FUC*K YOU WANT Theo - your closing sentiments @1hr 9mins really spoke to me. You are the true Rat King and you have a HUGE amount of support over here in the UK. GANG GANG BRAP BRAP!!
Ya he does I think he stopped watching porn that stuff will rot your soul and then you age dramatically from ruined soul now he's glowing with health and vitality gang gang 💯
@@t.j.watson7112 The Merriam-Webster dictionary begs to differ. Though, yes, both spellings are correct. You didn't have to break out your paperwork to prove a point.
@@CrashHobbyX whatever you say..99% of the time its written with an "ae"..meh the word should be changed to "america" anyway with the way they carry on with all that trash fuck thry even got separate Islands for the little boys and little girls,,sad shit! I wish it was legal to kill them so they stop creating more
Hearing Theo say he'd love to have Ric Flair on as a guest made me smile, knowing that 4 years later, that would become a reality for him. You could see how excited he was interviewing The Nature Boy himself.
I would love to see Mac DeMarco as a guest on Theo's podcast. Theyre both so different but also so the same. I would love to see these two have a conversation. The Rat King & The Pepperoni Playboy
"look, if you put my hand somwhere, and you put a crotch somwhere else, and turn off the lights, when u turn that light back on, i swear to god boy my hand will b over there" 😱😱
Congratulations on your new studio looks like your hard work is paying off you are quickly climbing the ladder of success curious to see how far you can go your opportunities are endless remember the importance of your podcast peace brother and good luck
Lord have mercy... Theo, you make me yell out laughing at random. I almost woke up my infant son from his nap. HAHA! Thanks. SEE YOU TOMORROW IN VANCOUVER BOI
7:30 hey Theo the Bible verse you're looking for is James 5:14 where it says is there any sick among you, have a church elder anoint him with oil. And if you're the only believer around you can anoint yourself and pray for healing
Hey Theo man, them dark arts have been taking over me these past few days with some stuff going on in my life and I just wanted to thank you for being real and really helping myself and I'm sure many others through these times. Respect brother.
When I was 16, me, my girlfriend, and her parents were watching a movie in her living room on the floor under a quilt while her parents sat on the couch about 3 feet directly behind us. She was wearing PJs and I slowly and quietly pulled them down just enough while I equally slowly and quietly slipped it in. We had a quickie to completion. Her parents never noticed. That girlfriend later became the mother of my child. Them teenage dark arts boy! Dark arts indeed.
Happy birthday!! Go to a concert this weekend an havea fun birthday!! The best place to meet cool people you have shit in common with is at a groovy show!!
One of the things I love about Theo is that he never claims to know anything for certain and will intentionally play dumb so no one takes him serious anyways. But in all honesty he is a fucking wealth spring of good info for the soul. Such a fucking life saver this guy is. See you June 27th in Austin!
When I first heard Theo's song that he put down, I thought it was from the group "War on Drugs." He told us it is Jamison Flood. I guess I will be listening a bit to some Jamison later on tonight...thanks Theo~~~
I love I hope I’m always a student! I love learning. Don’t ever stop. I’m back in school at 43 with MS and I’m a single mom. Everyone can do it!!! ❤❤❤ gang gang
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
theo needs to have his own radio station in the next GTA
Why so 10yr olds can listen to comedy while they play games? Next thing you'll be asking if they will swap Theo with the "kid chameleon" character from sega
I played GTA and i wasnt 10...perfect...great fucking idea!! Gang gang
Dude...get that shit to Rockstar Games
Bring some class to GTA, man. And get Joey Diaz to voice a character in it.
Joey voiced a character in Mafia 3
Theo's stream of consciousness rants are like cruising on a smooth stretch of highway on a cool, summer evening man. Keep doin' your thing boy gang gang
Adi B you’ve nailed it
Sometimes I feel like I'm leaving you a voicemail...a really long one. - best quote by a podcaster
Yer Mama yessssss
I heard that a few weeks ago on Psytech Superquest Kingmaker Matrix, which Premature Nick is a big fan of so..
Nobody's worrying about fire safety 🤣
True fan's out here gang gang Monday morning service ..makin wrong feel so right!
@@Fabi_87 oh yeah I guess your right sorry but your here so your in the true fans club lol I'm in Illinois 8:30 am at work so this makes it go by much better Its great but yeah I didn't think of other time zones.."evening service" for you then
@@Fabi_87 Norway is great though never got to go there but know people that have
gang gang
fabi_87 Hej fra 🇩🇰
Well wherever your from gang gang from Illinois.. we're out here
This is Sara from Chicago, proud of my 2 hour Weiner husband! 😆 gang gang Theo, I died laughing hearing my voice mail this morning!
Sara Elizabeth this was the best story to me. Thanks for sharing your FCS!
Damnnn wassup Sara
Giiiiiiiiirl!🤣🤣🤙🏽
Gang Gang 🚀🚀🚀
Sara giving off them teenage hitters!!! GANG GANG
Only Theo could make you question why you buy a beach towel.
simeon moreira beach towels are bigger tho
Hami-G but what do u gain from that?
@@T-Rod24 So ya ain't laying in the sand if ya didn't bring a blanket
@@T-Rod24 do you dry off with a handkerchief
Rat King sits on the Iron Thone in my heart bruh.
The Holder of Gold
The Feeler of Steel
The Enjoyer of Alloy
The Tickler of Nickle
The Rat King
The Fonz with the bronze.
The Show Stopper of Copper
@@NASkeywest that copper show stopper baby
The only way I can survive a Monday at work boiii
"Where is westeros? Is it in Italy, idk?" theo your the best man
nick that editing is on point boi
"successfully convinced salmon" lmfao! "lord sent emails announcing new fish". Two seconds later... "let's get into some crotch stories".
You make me laugh Theo! Gang Gang
LOVED the end of this episode Theo. "I just go." Simple, yet powerful brother
Not trying to be extreme, but some of the things Theo has been talking about genuinely concern me! I hope he has friends and family closely supporting him and making sure he’s alright. I’ve lost some people to mental health and I just feel like a lot of his videos lately he has sounded very sad and depressed, even if he isn’t just saying it out right, some of the things he’s been saying seem like he feels as if life is rather bleak. People who are depressed sometimes don’t want to make it obvious they need help because they don’t want to burden other people and sometimes people can feel embarrassed about it. Either way, like I said I really hope Theo is alright and has people close to him to make sure he’s alright. All the best Theo
He talks about the same things that almost everyone occasionally thinks about. That''s why you listen. Nothing wrong with Theo. Expressing the dark arts is far better than sweeping them under the carpet, like most do. Talking uncensored and openly about our vulnerabilities, insecurities and experiences is also healthy and therapeutic. That's why most Americans are in therapy, so they can express their feelings, thoughts and ideas just like Theo is doing here. He's just being a mirror of the human soul - in podacst format. Actually it appears as though 525,000+ do care about Theo, including yourself.
“It’ll make your ankles roll right out of your feet”
RIP Billy Conforto
RIP!
Watch out for embankments man theyll get you
#BanEmbankments
Billy Conforto ❤️
Don’t pill n drive folks
Gang Gang!!! getting my Monday hittaaaa!! theo you be bringing smiles to my soul bro. every night too... yes!! one love x
"My brain has brown wax in it, I'm goin' to hell"
Cactus Hands I was scrolling down reading comments and I read this as he said it
Cactus Hands 100% boi
Hey your music is really good. Everybody check out blueprints music
The right way to start off this Monday with laughter and community, thanks Theo and Nick. Gang gang
Be yourself and talk about WHATEVER THE FUC*K YOU WANT Theo - your closing sentiments @1hr 9mins really spoke to me. You are the true Rat King and you have a HUGE amount of support over here in the UK. GANG GANG BRAP BRAP!!
Theo looking healthy these days bruh. Gang gang, let's get into this Monday morning hitter.
Ya he does I think he stopped watching porn that stuff will rot your soul and then you age dramatically from ruined soul now he's glowing with health and vitality gang gang 💯
I think he looks not to good
That Chris Farley painting is awesome. He was my favorite when I little. Chris Farley is a legend, rip. Keep up the good work, theo
Word to Chris Farley!
At least we have Theo now. Genius comics are hard to come by these days!
gang gang
Isnt it funny that Chris somewhat resembles Theo in that painting?
"I'm trying to get my bum..POWDERED..by mom." - Theo Von 7:07 the inflection king
Gang gang! Love them voice mails son. Haha.
I'm gonna start checking mine. Hearing Theo on one would blow my mind. "Whats up gansta, hit me back"
Theo needs to create a playlist
Theo bro I love you. You’re so fried. I never knew you could just be yourself and that’s comedy.
15:00 bro I’m driving man. Laughed so hard my stomach is killin me
Thanks Theo!! Use to hate Mondays but now their my favorite day of the week! Getting that Monday hitter boi
This dude keeps me centered
Kidding aside, this is true... something about his energy.
dude, he's one of the realest dudes out there. so honest
That’s pretty vague word but I know exactly what you mean.
Because hes a alcoholic like me.
Best voicemail ever!! I absolutely adore you, darlin’! I hope your back feels better soon!
I love how the intro song determines the mood of the video. Sometimes i need a rest from shining that light for this chill baby
Nice intro song vibes today. Gang gang brother getting me through another monday
Theo always keeping it genuine, raw, & real
I kinda missed Shine, but this song was soothing
Is that what the other song is called? Man ive been trying to find the name of that for ages
@@t.j.watson7112 You should be able to find the song in the bio section of one of his old podcasts. Gang gang!
That intro/outro soundin like some country Hawthorne Heights and I like that shit
Hey Theo, It’s my 22nd birthday, thanks for the special hitter!
Happy birthday!
“massaging some girls fupa”💀💀💀
Fucking dead, he said "suddenly it's Saturday night " 💀⚰️
Gang gang
Im about to have an asthma attack laughing over the new fish thing hahahah
🐀👑 Kicking off those good vibes first thing Monday morning!😎🤙
fuck yes.
Greatest comic of our time.
@Lake Show awe shit, don't tell me Rogan is funnier. Maybe Sebastian is but, or Louis... Who ya got?
Nick's a funny dude, definitely adds to the gang
Thank God! I finally understand what the summer solstice is thanks again Theo !! Very educational gang gang 💯
These montages of you jamming in the beginning are sensational
"Swords and Pedophelia" was the Game of Thrones working title.
Thats "paedophilia"
@@t.j.watson7112 The Merriam-Webster dictionary begs to differ. Though, yes, both spellings are correct. You didn't have to break out your paperwork to prove a point.
@@CrashHobbyX whatever you say..99% of the time its written with an "ae"..meh the word should be changed to "america" anyway with the way they carry on with all that trash fuck thry even got separate Islands for the little boys and little girls,,sad shit! I wish it was legal to kill them so they stop creating more
I love this version of the show but either way, I truly don’t feel alone whenever I listen to Theo talk xoxo
I’m in love with this man
Im not typically a UA-cam commenter but I just had to say Nick, you do a great job on the podcast and made me laugh quite a bit too. Keep it up man
Damn that Jameson Flood at the beginning was pretty good
Lies
Hearing Theo say he'd love to have Ric Flair on as a guest made me smile, knowing that 4 years later, that would become a reality for him. You could see how excited he was interviewing The Nature Boy himself.
Favorite podcast hands down. Glad I found theo. Gang bang and lets not forget our brother buzz buzz shuab!
Only was recently intro to you Theo Von, but you truly r a blessing for all who struggles in whatever it is , thankful for u gang gang
dude i've woken up off a binger countless times to your podcasts and these intro songs have me contemplating my choices. You're an angel Theo bruh
Took a break from my Street Beats homework to watch this. gang
Theo Dancing in the beginning made my day, great song! Theo had great music taste 👍
I would love to see Mac DeMarco as a guest on Theo's podcast. Theyre both so different but also so the same. I would love to see these two have a conversation. The Rat King & The Pepperoni Playboy
Esteban Nunez that would be the best thing ever
Gang gang from Melbourne
Get that hitter boiiii
Currently working on weaponized jet lag to use against the slept kingdom
COB The GOAT Bobby puts himself in a constant jet lag state with his sleeping schedule he is immune to it bruh
Blueprints For Headaches dam
I appreciates the long voice mails Theodore. Keep it cracking
"look, if you put my hand somwhere, and you put a crotch somwhere else, and turn off the lights, when u turn that light back on, i swear to god boy my hand will b over there" 😱😱
Theo at his absolute best.
“We use to do some peepin tommin back in the day” “ that was cable” 😂
Laughing hysterically at the first line.... "or the women!" Theo is a beast!
It's just life. We're here. -Theo Von
Congratulations on your new studio looks like your hard work is paying off you are quickly climbing the ladder of success curious to see how far you can go your opportunities are endless remember the importance of your podcast peace brother and good luck
I was sent by Chris D’elia. I’m now a huge fan! Forever spending my Monday lunches with you! You’re a great man 👌
That intro slaps hard baby boy!!
Shift just started... and so did this podcast... Gang Gang ... that night shift hitter bruh.. 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼
Oyster coin purse was worth the struggle. 👍🏻
Matty g that sugar wallet
Welcome to getting old 39 yr old Theo. The back is just the beginning. Gang Gang.
Best voice mail ever bro. Bestest.
Lord have mercy... Theo, you make me yell out laughing at random. I almost woke up my infant son from his nap. HAHA! Thanks. SEE YOU TOMORROW IN VANCOUVER BOI
21:20 Lmao...man great episode. Dig the new song btw!
Shawn O , here , can’t believe my call made the show . Gang gang
So much laughter and information in just the first 50 seconds
lol I sneezed and almost re-tore my shoulder laast night man
I needed this! Thank you. Gang Gang Pappa!
7:30 hey Theo the Bible verse you're looking for is James 5:14 where it says is there any sick among you, have a church elder anoint him with oil. And if you're the only believer around you can anoint yourself and pray for healing
can't wait to see you in Atlanta in August bro. Just came across you about 6 months ago and love your stuff
I did NOT expect Theo to randomly bust out singing a do or die song LOL, I forgot that existed
Theo is a national treasure
Hey Theo man, them dark arts have been taking over me these past few days with some stuff going on in my life and I just wanted to thank you for being real and really helping myself and I'm sure many others through these times. Respect brother.
Garrett McCutcheon do your best to ignore them dark arts man there not worth it
When I was 16, me, my girlfriend, and her parents were watching a movie in her living room on the floor under a quilt while her parents sat on the couch about 3 feet directly behind us. She was wearing PJs and I slowly and quietly pulled them down just enough while I equally slowly and quietly slipped it in. We had a quickie to completion. Her parents never noticed. That girlfriend later became the mother of my child. Them teenage dark arts boy! Dark arts indeed.
@Roland Deschain It's been so long ago but probably Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. Her dad loved that movie.
awesome intro tune
I want to hear Theo Von talk about Game of Thrones all day..
A birthday HITTA...Thanks for the drop
Gang Gang
Happy birthday!! Go to a concert this weekend an havea fun birthday!! The best place to meet cool people you have shit in common with is at a groovy show!!
Happy birthday Gang Gang
13:12 Legit couldn’t keep myself from laughing out loud
"what about all the candles everywhere?" Haha it's not like they had flashlights Theo.
Jetlag for my enemies (Tupac voice)
One of the things I love about Theo is that he never claims to know anything for certain and will intentionally play dumb so no one takes him serious anyways. But in all honesty he is a fucking wealth spring of good info for the soul. Such a fucking life saver this guy is. See you June 27th in Austin!
43:03 You A Fuckin Real One Theo
Wow Theo! Your best episode EVER. You demented bastard.💜💙💚💛🧡
When I first heard Theo's song that he put down, I thought it was from the group "War on Drugs." He told us it is Jamison Flood. I guess I will be listening a bit to some Jamison later on tonight...thanks Theo~~~
Is theo almost saying "i'm a dad" at 4:20? #Theogate
Then this 1:00:06
Tons More Cowbell Defo #theogate ref right there
Wow you got some good memory and hearing. Idk I think it’s just him being himself
Another great show, Theo! Thank you!
I love I hope I’m always a student! I love learning. Don’t ever stop. I’m back in school at 43 with MS and I’m a single mom. Everyone can do it!!! ❤❤❤ gang gang
Theo "Crocodile Gangdee" Von analyzing GoT is something I didn't think I needed but I'm grateful just the same! Let's hear more...
A soul smoothie and pour that sh*t right into your chakras🔥 -Theo Von
Gang Gang! We out here so get in there!
Theo dropping in with that long chatty VM
Gang gang!!! Broooo I hope you start your shows with VIBES like this all the time bro!!!!!!!🔥🔥
That's it Theo! Dance like Billy is watching.... Because he is.