Guessing Romance Novel Plots by their Covers!

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  • @wut...
    @wut... 5 років тому +8450

    is... is "terry bolryder" wordplay of "terrible writer"?

  • @rowansidhe3239
    @rowansidhe3239 5 років тому +5149

    further evidence that Arin is 3 possums in a very clever disguise

    • @honguocngo2086
      @honguocngo2086 5 років тому +160

      If allowed, this will be my next DND character.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 5 років тому +6

      Wait, how?

    • @JackBarlowStudios
      @JackBarlowStudios 5 років тому +176

      Rae The Hufflepuff I heard a story about someone who’s DND character was three dwarves in a trenchcoat. Not even the DM knew anything was up until one of them died.

    • @iKnowaNoah
      @iKnowaNoah 5 років тому +46

      @@crackedemerald4930 Ate Burger King by a trash can

    • @honguocngo2086
      @honguocngo2086 5 років тому +4

      @@JackBarlowStudios same

  • @Brecornaut
    @Brecornaut 5 років тому +4996

    That "Tucker's Justice" audio reader was totally "I fired. And I missed" guy.

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 5 років тому +77

      I couldn't stop hearing Bryan Cranston with a Southern accent, personally.

    • @bahamut9203
      @bahamut9203 5 років тому +61

      I was surprised they didn't make the joke themselves.

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +45

      Allen Drake Okay, it’s official. Bryan Cranston is the “I fired. And I missed” guy now.

    • @absoutezeo2126
      @absoutezeo2126 5 років тому +14

      Guess we found out what he's doing these days.

    • @Jadeezy_
      @Jadeezy_ 4 роки тому +5

      That's all I could hear

  • @Blue.pebbles
    @Blue.pebbles 5 років тому +3121

    Dan's acting like he hasn't bought and read all these books

    • @winkie3331
      @winkie3331 5 років тому +218

      Just read? Naw, we just need to figure out which pen name is his.

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +50

      winkie3331 Uh, all of them.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 5 років тому +64

      winkie3331 Terry Bolryder, Terrible Writer? I think we know

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 5 років тому +28

      This comment section is full of pure genius holy shit

    • @ThyGeep
      @ThyGeep 5 років тому +8

      I liked your comment because of your PFP then read the actual comment

  • @SpookyTanukiGaming
    @SpookyTanukiGaming 5 років тому +3291

    I'd love to listen to a trashy romance novel narrated by Dan and Arin.

  • @cobalttj6356
    @cobalttj6356 5 років тому +4054

    Arin: *eats Burger King by a trash can*
    Suzi: Now _that's_ hot!

    • @kipper1668
      @kipper1668 5 років тому +109

      That's actually how they first met

    • @shilohguyloh4984
      @shilohguyloh4984 5 років тому +212

      I'm imagining him hunched over eating so ravenously that he needs the can to keep from getting food everywhere while Suzy swoon in the foreground.

    • @mr.scarytheterry5039
      @mr.scarytheterry5039 5 років тому +24

      WOW, NOW THAT'S RELATABLE

    • @bigbadgammagnome
      @bigbadgammagnome 5 років тому +77

      I don't care who you are, that's just hot!

    • @baconcatbug
      @baconcatbug 5 років тому +4

      @@mr.scarytheterry5039 Hey Guiiiis.. did i tell you about the skooowel?

  • @mel1654
    @mel1654 5 років тому +2340

    “I don’t want to read about beta males” killed me!!

    • @WanderingRagabond
      @WanderingRagabond 5 років тому +52

      Medley I know, right? Who would have thought incels read furry shifter romance novels? xD

    • @alpharabbit2353
      @alpharabbit2353 5 років тому +10

      This is why I avoid Twitter

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +3

      WarmageRagnar Oh no

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 4 роки тому +4

      @@WanderingRagabond I mean, that's probably why they're incels.

    • @Crypted112
      @Crypted112 4 роки тому +4

      @@pictonomii3295 It's probably one reason why. The other reason is complaining about "stubborn and annoying women" 24/7

  • @Keihzaru
    @Keihzaru 5 років тому +2075

    So weird for a straight erotic novel to have a Bear as a protagonist.

    • @caf110
      @caf110 5 років тому +18

      Keihzaru to you maybe

    • @corbinbarron8772
      @corbinbarron8772 5 років тому +5

      Wrong

    • @k8g8s8
      @k8g8s8 5 років тому +33

      What book has a bear? They are all much too slim to be bears. Unless you mean the literal bear 🐻 cause... Then you're right.

    • @Kirkeyressa
      @Kirkeyressa 5 років тому +20

      Yeah, they usually feature otters...

    • @QueenSince
      @QueenSince 5 років тому +2

      Oooo 👀👀

  • @andreacall3024
    @andreacall3024 4 роки тому +434

    Once at my workplace someone left a romance paperback in the break room. There was a bear on the cover, and a sensually posed woman. I thought to myself, "Why would they put a bear on the cover of a romance novel instead of the male lead?" So I turned to a random page.
    The bear. Was the male lead.
    No, he was not a "bear shifter."
    It was a bear. A straight up bear.
    The imagery in that single paragraph will haunt me forever.

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 2 роки тому +42

      Omfg was it that one book that won the Canadian award?? It's straight up titled "Bear".

    • @roxursoxoff993
      @roxursoxoff993 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂 omg seriously?!

    • @Arachnes_Corner
      @Arachnes_Corner 10 місяців тому +2

      Wait was this that Canadian award-winning feminist erotica novel from the 70s???
      I can't believe I know a book like that exists either.

    • @Ly_Lord
      @Ly_Lord 10 місяців тому

      @@Arachnes_Corner And now a penguin has mad a video essay about it...

    • @_-drowsy-_
      @_-drowsy-_ 20 днів тому

      Oh you poor soul.

  • @raevhaar5723
    @raevhaar5723 5 років тому +2115

    In my language we call those books "house-wife porn". Even heard my grandma call them that

    • @esperduchess
      @esperduchess 5 років тому +24

      What language do you speak?

    • @Shittingbricks1111
      @Shittingbricks1111 4 роки тому +104

      Duchess of Dust -the language of *GODS*

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 4 роки тому +82

      Shades of Grey was called "Mommy Porn" for a looong time.

    • @apologyapocalypse8693
      @apologyapocalypse8693 4 роки тому +1

      @@AsAboveISoBelow gross

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 роки тому +7

      @@apologyapocalypse8693 What's gross about it?

  • @reaperluvr6984
    @reaperluvr6984 5 років тому +2176

    during that clip for Tucker's Justice, I was honestly expecting him to say
    _"And then I fired. And then I missed. And then I fired. I hit sumthin', but it wasn't what I was aimin' for. So I guess I missed. Long story short, missed."_

    • @whisper4163
      @whisper4163 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 5 років тому +27

      Jhenee Cruz "you want a popcicle?" Lol

    • @mrcliff34
      @mrcliff34 5 років тому +2

      Lol yeah definitely expecting to hear that as well

    • @johndsid
      @johndsid 5 років тому +2

      So,was expectin it too

    • @jodieleigh21
      @jodieleigh21 5 років тому +15

      i passed out and woke up with a popsicle in my mouth

  • @sveldur1787
    @sveldur1787 5 років тому +680

    "....There's something I need to tell you before I head out"
    "You don't need to." Duke Smiled, "You fired, but you missed."

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 5 років тому +4

      I thought that too xD

    • @PK9K
      @PK9K 5 років тому +15

      He tried to transform into his bear form, but he missed and became an ostrich instead. Being an Ostrich he went to get a popsicle from the freezer, but he missed and dropped it on the floor. He tried to shoot the popsicle with his gun, but he didn't have hands, just wings, so he missed!

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 5 років тому +1

      Why do they sound like a 70year old man LMAO

    • @purplep0tamus452
      @purplep0tamus452 5 років тому

      He fired inside Duke's daughter but it's okay because he missed

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому +1907

    I feel like all of Danny's titles are just NSP songs waiting to be written.

    • @tullydavis7876
      @tullydavis7876 5 років тому +78

      Jonathan Robinson I’m waiting for bear force 1

    • @jonathanrobinson8926
      @jonathanrobinson8926 5 років тому +81

      @@tullydavis7876 For sure. And we HAVE to see a Castle Masterblast Music Video

    • @isaacwoodward9611
      @isaacwoodward9611 5 років тому +29

      Jonathan Robinson animated by shoocharu

    • @carmanwillis7537
      @carmanwillis7537 5 років тому +21

      Waiting with baited breath for Black Thunder!

    • @AustinTheKat
      @AustinTheKat 5 років тому +16

      How long until there's an NSP song about furries?

  • @Aesirix
    @Aesirix 5 років тому +1228

    “What’s Up, George?” said tucker
    “Not much, Tucker.” replied Willy
    “Willy, I wasn’t talking to you.” said Tucker.
    George intervened “I fired and I MISSED.”

    • @AestheticYellow
      @AestheticYellow 4 роки тому +12

      And then I fired and I missed

    • @Aesirix
      @Aesirix 4 роки тому +3

      Bro when did this get 560 likes? Never saw a single notification! 😂

  • @RinitaChan
    @RinitaChan 5 років тому +1569

    Who knew so many people liked the “sexy” version of Animorphs.

    • @edgyusername4191
      @edgyusername4191 5 років тому +39

      Isn't that just all the Animorphs books?

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific 5 років тому +66

      "Sexy version of Animorphs"? Until I see books about getting bred by blue, four-eyed deer-chimera aliens, I'd think not.

    • @alysonwhitener4253
      @alysonwhitener4253 5 років тому +11

      @@Silburific i need this.

    • @maya7363
      @maya7363 5 років тому +3

      AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

    • @wesleyrussell6670
      @wesleyrussell6670 4 роки тому +3

      You mean furrys

  • @epoillaKory
    @epoillaKory 5 років тому +739

    I didn’t think there was such a notable overlap between middle-aged moms and people who would be furries if they knew what a furry was AND YET

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 5 років тому +20

      More like zoophiles.

    • @arqamislam3877
      @arqamislam3877 5 років тому +5

      Here we are

    • @aliciab33
      @aliciab33 5 років тому +30

      Wouldn't a shifter be a monster and technically make these moms monsterbangers?

    • @ShaunDreclin
      @ShaunDreclin 5 років тому +8

      @@zenmasterwannabe depends if they turn into ferals or anthros :o

    • @stephaniegriffin6657
      @stephaniegriffin6657 5 років тому +33

      40% of the erotic romance market is shapeshifters. Another 40% is BDSM. And about 90% of those two markets overlap. Weirdly enough, I'm pretty sure those statistics would hold for both straight and gay. The only time you don't see shapeshifters seems to be the lesbian market, and I'd wager that's because half the market for both straight and gay erotica is actually middle-aged straight women. xD

  • @fangirltmurphy9998
    @fangirltmurphy9998 5 років тому +904

    **slams fist on table** I DEMAND A SEIRES OUT OF THIS ALONE.

  • @Zeldalink15
    @Zeldalink15 5 років тому +1518

    Looks like Tucker’s Justice is going to skyrocket in sales.

  • @josieblue
    @josieblue 4 роки тому +503

    two types of people:
    “what’s the most romantic thing you’ve ever done?”
    -“can’t tell you ;)”
    -“ate burger king by a trash can”

  • @FreddieFevens
    @FreddieFevens 5 років тому +485

    "You're a Bear-Shifter?"
    "Yeh baby I reallocate bears for a living. Does that do something for you?"

    • @JayTohab
      @JayTohab 5 років тому +15

      All I can think of now is Honey Heist.

    • @白の鬼
      @白の鬼 4 роки тому +6

      @@JayTohab And Sugar Crisps... D:

    • @zefiro6829
      @zefiro6829 4 роки тому +4

      I read this in Dan's voice.

  • @Ipsenscastle
    @Ipsenscastle 5 років тому +379

    I like the no-nonsense old cowboy man they hired to read the audiobook about spanking

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +26

      Joe Wright I know I’ve heard him before as well, I just can’t place him. That’s a voice you’d imagine reading a decent adventure story about the civil war or World War 2, something by Harry Turtledove.
      Not fetish fiction from some weird chicks spankbank

    • @gavs928
      @gavs928 5 років тому +11

      That high quality audio of his deep breathy voice was the closest I've ever gotten to having a response to ASMR

    • @NatetheNerdy
      @NatetheNerdy 5 років тому +8

      I'm almost half tempted to buy the audiobook just to listen to him read the sex scenes. Maybe if it was free.

    • @Lord-Gazimus
      @Lord-Gazimus 4 місяці тому

      Sounds like the eyepatch wearing captain from Grim Fandango.

  • @jennilocke
    @jennilocke 5 років тому +1076

    Arin: ...cuddling very close to this man's-
    Dan: Nerples
    Arin: *glands*

    • @fen4ri
      @fen4ri 5 років тому +5

      well they are mammary glands technically

    • @CONGTHEGUERILLA
      @CONGTHEGUERILLA 5 років тому +5

      Spring is here again
      Reproductive glands

    • @ergonomics_of_flatulence
      @ergonomics_of_flatulence 5 років тому

      @@fen4ri that's incorrect

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 5 років тому +4

      I was like "did he mean glands or glans?" Because that's nowhere near his glans, so WTF?

  • @madisonbugley6026
    @madisonbugley6026 5 років тому +380

    the second book is actually called "Wolf Job 2: This Time It's a Panther"

    • @mollymacdonald536
      @mollymacdonald536 5 років тому +2

      all I could think about with that book was wolf job I swear to god

    • @alpharabbit2353
      @alpharabbit2353 5 років тому +1

      I was thinking "Jungle Fever: Ebony Puss"

  • @HermanManly
    @HermanManly 5 років тому +1745

    Idiots: "Furries are a new thing, they have never existed before the age of the internet"
    Terry Bolryder:

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 5 років тому +102

      The oldest piece of known figurative art is a bipedal lion. We've always been furries.

    • @AzureSparkz
      @AzureSparkz 4 роки тому +11

      terry: you underestimate my power

    • @gryotharian
      @gryotharian 4 роки тому +14

      The first furry conventions were in the 80s

    • @lilystokes4851
      @lilystokes4851 4 роки тому +19

      Loki turns into his horse lady fursona "fools"

    • @oceandevil514
      @oceandevil514 4 роки тому +5

      oh bud watch art 1992- just w a t c h

  • @jakenbakepyt3402
    @jakenbakepyt3402 5 років тому +867

    “Alphas Only!”
    Boys, I think you finally found the name for this show.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 5 років тому +1417

    Not gonna lie, when the synopsis for Tucker’s Justice mentioned a daughter I got super thrown off because I was 100% sure it was gay

    • @buchling1
      @buchling1 5 років тому +128

      Same. Come on, with THAT cover image?

    • @Steegee505
      @Steegee505 5 років тому +26

      Ram Ranch really ruined this gen. SMH

    • @anon9359
      @anon9359 5 років тому +4

      Love your pfp!

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 5 років тому +16

      I'm pretty sure that is the same stock photo hunk used in the thumbnail of a Ram Ranch video.

    • @Chris_Meade
      @Chris_Meade 5 років тому +12

      @@kayEnt3rtainm3nt Cowboys naked in the showers!

  • @W0lfenstrike
    @W0lfenstrike 5 років тому +397

    "Hunter Raines, a cougar shifter..."
    Dan: *GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!*

  • @pegsicle506
    @pegsicle506 5 років тому +382

    The third one should absolutely have been “riding bearback”

  • @KoWahiKit
    @KoWahiKit 5 років тому +710

    The first book’s title is impressively dong-shaped when censored.

    • @weirdalgoth
      @weirdalgoth 4 роки тому +9

      A A i went to look expecting to see The Classically Drawn Penis Shape, but no, that is one genuinely impressive dong

  • @Melissa-tw2gp
    @Melissa-tw2gp 4 роки тому +63

    “An overly passive bear” is what I put in all my dating profiles.

  • @cakemanLHK
    @cakemanLHK 5 років тому +485

    "Terry is the author of over forty bestselling shifter romances. She spends her spare time dreaming of dragons, playing with her pets, and watching sunsets from her home in the mountains alongside her husband (who she suspects would make a great bear shifter). She loves the wild outdoors, her fans, all readers, and getting lost in a great book."

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +41

      Well at least she’s good company

    • @7211_
      @7211_ 5 років тому +39

      she sounds lovely!

    • @falcross8224
      @falcross8224 5 років тому +37

      “Playing with her pets” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @arqamislam3877
      @arqamislam3877 5 років тому +41

      Username445 nonononono

    • @ArgillaSimp
      @ArgillaSimp 5 років тому +14

      God, I wanna hang out with her, because she seems awesome

  • @InspiredrawAW
    @InspiredrawAW 5 років тому +742

    The description sounds like a threat

  • @NotInTheFreakingFace
    @NotInTheFreakingFace 5 років тому +387

    I need THIS to be a series, Dan and Arin just reading reviews of weird books on amazon.

  • @MattnessLP
    @MattnessLP 5 років тому +187

    We need a dramatic reading of the entirety of "Tucker's Justice" done by The Grumps

    • @resplndnt
      @resplndnt 3 роки тому +3

      I’d love them to do dramatically read a romance novels with a whole bunch of category tags

  • @matttillenburg5644
    @matttillenburg5644 5 років тому +309

    For shame. Not a single “Wolf job” reference when looking at the other titles in the “Her Mate” series.

    • @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419
      @onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly the panther one was literally asking for it

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 4 роки тому +3

      There was so many perfect moments for a “Wolf Job” reference and they didn’t seize the moment

  • @FabbrizioPlays
    @FabbrizioPlays 5 років тому +342

    This nameless show is literally just becoming "10MPH: After Dark" and I do not mind

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +19

      I kept reading that as “miles per hour” and was very confused

  • @stephaniegriffin6657
    @stephaniegriffin6657 5 років тому +881

    "Where the words are... very carefully chosen..."
    Well clearly Arin has never read one of those kinds of books because I can assure you, the words are most definitely NOT 'carefully' chosen.

    • @MuscadineDreams
      @MuscadineDreams 5 років тому +34

      Hahaha i thought the same thing. There are no carefully chosen words in these books. Basically its either go big (wink) or go home

    • @aliheartzuphrakonkham3005
      @aliheartzuphrakonkham3005 5 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @nyancat2221
      @nyancat2221 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe in the christian romance books and amish fantasies where a conservative(ish) mindset is ideal. From that it’s a range of something akin to smut and lemon.

  • @PichuMoreno
    @PichuMoreno 5 років тому +97

    All of the plots sound like something that Arin would say during his crazy talk during game grumps

  • @autumnlindseyart
    @autumnlindseyart 5 років тому +110

    Here's the names that first came to mind when I was guessing with them:
    1.) Hellfire and Handgrenades (a Romance)
    2.) Hairy Panther and the Chamber of This Guy's Pants
    3.) Motorcycle Mayhem with a Bear and Bare Dude

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber 4 роки тому +1

      Autumn Lindsey WOW. I applaud thee. 👏🏻

    • @bearism6624
      @bearism6624 4 роки тому +6

      Hairy Panther gagshdhf ICONIC

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +6

      Okay “Hellfire and Hand-grenades” sounds like the sub-title for a doom eternal tie in book.
      I want

    • @fibee622
      @fibee622 Рік тому +5

      1) Demolition of love
      2) It got pawsionate
      3) bear-back riding

  • @jacobfoley947
    @jacobfoley947 5 років тому +166

    I lost my shit when Dan said "Couger-shifter"

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 5 років тому +16

      "A cougar who is a cougar" is a furry trope the main stream needs.

  • @user-DullardBones
    @user-DullardBones 5 років тому +376

    "If such scenes offend you, please don't buy this book"
    Sounds like the grumpy disclaimers that preface the fanfictions I've been reading...

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 5 років тому +100

    I was shocked they didn’t make a “wolf job” joke with some of that cover art!

  • @Shishigamiwolf
    @Shishigamiwolf 5 років тому +402

    Dan: Like when manhood gets thrusted into virtue.
    I'm dying lol

    • @loveashfan1
      @loveashfan1 5 років тому +2

      I didnt get it. :(

    • @CodedHumor
      @CodedHumor 5 років тому +4

      @@loveashfan1 You might be too young then.

    • @loveashfan1
      @loveashfan1 5 років тому +3

      @@CodedHumor uhm, maybe yeah, im about have 20 yo in two months

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +5

      loveashfan1 No, you’re old enough lol

    • @loveashfan1
      @loveashfan1 5 років тому +1

      @@cai0409 then explain pls :'T

  • @kimberlysandman271
    @kimberlysandman271 5 років тому +103

    "why aren't I into this?!"
    I'm surprised you aren't already Arin

  • @squishsquid3035
    @squishsquid3035 5 років тому +32

    8:55 i was expecting the description to be-
    My Wicked Mate ff
    A/O
    Omega bunny/ Alpha Panther
    M/F angst, fluff
    Stripper AU

  • @luliby2309
    @luliby2309 5 років тому +369

    When they said "bunny shifter" I was like..."WTF?" and didn't know what that was supposed to be. Then I figured it out with them and then when the next book used "bear shifter" I thought to myself "oh my god...this is a whole world unto itself".

    • @rna151
      @rna151 5 років тому +25

      I was wondering if maybe it entailed some exotic world of rabbit-smuggling I had somehow lived my entire life unaware of.

    • @luliby2309
      @luliby2309 5 років тому +3

      That could be an even more niche world of books for us to explore!

    • @kmyres14
      @kmyres14 5 років тому +23

      Same. I thought maybe it was some sort of job or shift time description for a nightclub or something, working the bunny shift... Nope

    • @cai0409
      @cai0409 5 років тому +21

      Written by and for boomers who don’t want to admit they’re actually furries

    • @luliby2309
      @luliby2309 5 років тому +5

      KM: Nope! It's all kink!
      Wookie: Well...a lot of people wouldn't admit it with how some of us treat furries.

  • @alexanderjames5689
    @alexanderjames5689 5 років тому +274

    The blurring out of the title makes it look like a porn cover

    • @gamergirl209
      @gamergirl209 5 років тому +16

      I thought they were blurring out explicit material at first!!!

    • @MoonFlower4022
      @MoonFlower4022 5 років тому +19

      It is porn. Word porn!

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @godzillaess3511
    @godzillaess3511 5 років тому +218

    'Surrending to her mate' is off the rails Zootopia fan fiction

  • @CannibalLemonsFromMars
    @CannibalLemonsFromMars 5 років тому +152

    For the last book, I personally thought it would be, “Bear Back Ridding”. Anyone else?

  • @gwen6622
    @gwen6622 2 роки тому +8

    i love that arin's romantic moment wasnt even specifically eating burger king by a trashcan with suzy, it was just eating burger king by a trashcan haha. he could have been completely alone, for all we know

  • @litl_kim
    @litl_kim 5 років тому +78

    “My name is Laura and I’m a bunny shifter...” 🤣

    • @rainbowstarmew
      @rainbowstarmew 5 років тому +7

      i don't care who you are
      *that's* *hot*

    • @litl_kim
      @litl_kim 5 років тому +14

      🤣 I moved from a small farm to the big city...cumming this fall on Thumping Uglies 🤣 I actually loved this video cause I’ve read more “romance” than I care to admit (I can honestly say not the animal shifter ones though...) But their descriptions were awesome and I heard their character voices in my head lol Laura, Natsuki and Gollum in a threesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewjones6786
    @matthewjones6786 5 років тому +222

    "An average looking man and a woman of normal beauty fall in love with each other's personalities, date for five years, and take pre-marriage counseling to make sure their commitment to each other lasts!"
    Work in progress, what do you think? _Steamy,_ isn't it?

    • @Elliewahh
      @Elliewahh 5 років тому +2

      Too unrealistic write about fucking a warewolf instead

    • @someperson2580
      @someperson2580 5 років тому +26

      L-lewd

    • @alexanderthomas3187
      @alexanderthomas3187 5 років тому +22

      Aw dude I pre-ed just reading this

    • @paposwing6334
      @paposwing6334 5 років тому +26

      No shifters, alphas, or even one measly exploding castle? Well, It'll get 4 stars as long as it's read by the narrator cowboy, I guess.

    • @jehjah3854
      @jehjah3854 5 років тому +14

      Matthew Jones It’s called slow-burn and it’s quite a popular trope in fanfiction so I imagine there’s romance novels like that too.

  • @FSFSFS101
    @FSFSFS101 5 років тому +119

    Oh my God, Tucker's Justice actually has spanking. That Best Spanking Novel award wasn't just a bit by Arin.

  • @RavenXWritingdesk
    @RavenXWritingdesk 5 років тому +3519

    "A very jacked man, a bear, a motorcycle"
    Me, a lesbian: "Is...is this what straight women want...?"

    • @MoonFlower4022
      @MoonFlower4022 5 років тому +418

      I'm straight and I'm confused too. Lol

    • @applejuice7108
      @applejuice7108 5 років тому +358

      Nah this is gay bear fantasy. Just need to remove the woman.

    • @Dandylion567
      @Dandylion567 5 років тому +41

      No, absolutely not. 😂

    • @Hannah-dh4bs
      @Hannah-dh4bs 5 років тому +187

      As a straight woman, I can confirm that we do like this but with a wolf instead of a bear

    • @lynziekenney9424
      @lynziekenney9424 5 років тому +147

      I mean I'd like to be a jacked woman with a motorcycle and a bear

  • @gasherin2305
    @gasherin2305 5 років тому +44

    I would pay money to have them do a dramatic reading of one of these novels.

  • @josh2096
    @josh2096 5 років тому +151

    They should do a podcast of Dan reading Surrender to Her Mate

  • @noel090909
    @noel090909 5 років тому +252

    I’m 30 seconds in, but I have to say there’s no way I can imagine romance novel covers can beat those Sonic covers you guys looked at.
    I’m willing to be corrected, but those were fucking amazing.
    Edit: “it contains sexy shifters...”
    SOLD!

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 5 років тому +3

      Next bestseller books inspired by game grumps...

    • @ScooterinAB
      @ScooterinAB 5 років тому +2

      Oh man, Sonic. I was just ready a horrendously written/translated test today at work, and couldn't stop thinking about that Sonic fanfic or the stroke I thought I was having.

  • @shinmaxrebo1177
    @shinmaxrebo1177 5 років тому +93

    I need an adaptation of Tucker’s Justice by The Grumps right stat now

  • @netowner666
    @netowner666 5 років тому +366

    Yall should see gay erotica books, theyre so much wilder

  • @russetwolf13
    @russetwolf13 5 років тому +196

    These guys are gonna lose their shit when they find out about award winning romance author, Chuck Tingle. If they haven't heard of him already that is.

    • @laceyterre
      @laceyterre 4 роки тому +6

      I was just thinking that as I was watching! Use to work at a library and there’s nothing better then getting a Chuck Tingles returned lmao! I want to see Dan reaction so much!

    • @deyedrah
      @deyedrah 4 роки тому +4

      @@laceyterre They have! They did a video about it!

  • @jos3r5
    @jos3r5 5 років тому +5155

    These books are made for boomers who haven’t realized they’re furries yet LOL

  • @spacevikingcowboy5784
    @spacevikingcowboy5784 5 років тому +193

    The second book should be “Puma Job”

  • @SilentFuryjpg-jf9rp
    @SilentFuryjpg-jf9rp 5 років тому +316

    Just bearly a minute in and I'm already cackling

  • @elektrikhd
    @elektrikhd 5 років тому +1292

    I was interested in Tucker's Justice until it went in a heterosexual direction.

  • @callmekitto
    @callmekitto 5 років тому +1

    As someone who works in publishing--a publisher that has an imprint that publishes romance, including animal shifter romances--this makes me so happy

  • @weirdstuf2396
    @weirdstuf2396 5 років тому +97

    When I heard “bunny shifter,” I thought it was referring to a job title of moving rabbits or something

    • @carlplayman2962
      @carlplayman2962 4 роки тому +7

      Ive read so many werewolf and werebear and werebadger and weredragon books I instantly knew where it was going. "weird stuf" my sweet ass I'm very disappointed in you

  • @sonicducktheinoccent
    @sonicducktheinoccent 5 років тому +220

    Continuing the "Name this show 'The G-Spot' campaign."
    I will die on this hill
    Also my grandma read that cowboy book

  • @zizirose6312
    @zizirose6312 5 років тому +55

    Y'all have gotta take one of these books and read them throughout a playthrough like Danny did with the Sonic fanfiction

  • @delacruise666
    @delacruise666 3 роки тому +8

    2:19 Castle Master Blaster would make an AWESOME NSP song!

  • @somecallmeTim-wi6pr
    @somecallmeTim-wi6pr 4 роки тому +4

    Dan's little monologue of the characters with the same voices fuckin killed me.

  • @frankie9373
    @frankie9373 5 років тому +34

    I love how arin over exaggerates his excitement about the stories to make fun of it and dan just looks like he regrets everything leading up to this point.
    Best moods

  • @milobish5030
    @milobish5030 5 років тому +32

    I love how this show is like a less edited, more chilled out tmph. It's so casual and I'm loving it aha

  • @Hydelinne
    @Hydelinne 5 років тому +37

    I would pay so much damn money to hear them read one of these books.

  • @blythe-runicgram
    @blythe-runicgram 5 років тому +30

    My disappointment is immeasurable that no one thought to include “The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo” in the line-up of covers

  • @FflawedMetalhead
    @FflawedMetalhead 2 роки тому +2

    Arin & Dan discovering that there are several large book series written by people that likely grew up reading Animorphs.

  • @AugustTheStag
    @AugustTheStag 5 років тому +47

    These "shifter" books seem right up Dan's alley

  • @spyke530
    @spyke530 5 років тому +177

    Question on my mind: How did Tucker find out he was a kinky cowboy? Did he google himself, or is he secretly into smut?

    • @Mrblobbybobby
      @Mrblobbybobby 5 років тому +26

      yes

    • @breadcrust4006
      @breadcrust4006 5 років тому +8

      All of the above

    • @jailyngordon4798
      @jailyngordon4798 5 років тому +17

      He's secretly the author and he just wanted to share his passion without giving himself away

  • @TheElRolfi
    @TheElRolfi 5 років тому +48

    "Arin, you can't judge a book by its cover"
    Arin: *Challenge accepted*

  • @fletcherwilson1933
    @fletcherwilson1933 4 роки тому +3

    I like to imagine someone with a 19th-century study filled with every one of these kinds of books, but also having tremendous pride in their 'shifter' collection.

  • @jonathanschaffer2594
    @jonathanschaffer2594 5 років тому +26

    “Wanna see why they call me Thumper?”

  • @saorlathesurly
    @saorlathesurly 5 років тому +136

    Stormfire sounds like a Transformer name.

    • @donaldkjohnson9415
      @donaldkjohnson9415 5 років тому +4

      IT SO DOES

    • @LittleCheebs
      @LittleCheebs 5 років тому +8

      sounds like a Warriors cat name

    • @sansnom5269
      @sansnom5269 5 років тому +1

      Sounds like
      -A 80's hair metal band
      -A Transformer
      -A new pony on My Little Pony toy line
      -A new companion for Sonic
      - A generic space shooter for Atari
      - A Chuck Norris movie

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +5

      Sounds like something out of How to Train Your dragon

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 5 років тому +8

      Or a really bad Teen Titans OC.

  • @lilsasa2118
    @lilsasa2118 5 років тому +49

    The Grumps: "Title reveal!"
    Me: "What is iiitt?????"
    Video: "Here's an ad!"

  • @emmz7618
    @emmz7618 5 років тому +22

    I’d give anything for Dan and Arin to read these romance novels. Omg it would be the best and funniest thing ever.
    Can you imagine a series of them just reading these books?! That would be everything 😆😂❤️
    Or just having them read the summaries like this again. I would watch in a heartbeat

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince 5 років тому +52

    Duke: "One more train, Tucker! That's the plan!"
    Tucker: "C'mon Duke, COUGH COUGH COUGH! I got Tuberculosis!"

  • @frosticlechillblade4028
    @frosticlechillblade4028 5 років тому +52

    “I ate burger king by a trash can”
    i mean idk bout u but i’d consider that romantic.

  • @Kaylad8528
    @Kaylad8528 5 років тому +29

    Starcrossed: Alien Mail Order Brides Collection, *Volume II*
    The next time Dan or Arin is sick or away, please download this and read it aloud for us

  • @halfamoonie
    @halfamoonie 5 років тому +33

    Arin's most romantic thing being him eating Burger King by a trashcan is the only thing that'll ever describe my love life.

  • @wulpeswulpes9574
    @wulpeswulpes9574 5 років тому +85

    I'm disappointed they didn't bring up 'im gay for my living billionaire jet plane'

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +1

      Wulpes Wulpes That’s bad. Black Future is worse.

    • @Foggovor
      @Foggovor 5 років тому +5

      I’m glad somebody knows about this holy shit

    • @SashaClaudeee
      @SashaClaudeee 5 років тому +10

      Just a whole Chuck Tingle oriented episode would be excellent

    • @WhistleAndSnap
      @WhistleAndSnap 5 років тому +1

      ... excuse me...?

    • @elimidd6626
      @elimidd6626 5 років тому

      I know right?

  • @EridianX
    @EridianX 5 років тому +18

    We need a show called storytime with dan where he just reads these kinds of books and/or various types of fan fiction

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 5 років тому +17

    Can Arin and Dan looking at shitty romance novels on Amazon just be it’s own series? This is incredible

  • @aberrantcow
    @aberrantcow 5 років тому +14

    Arin is having the time of his life OMG I’ve never seen him so happy. Pure Content 10/10

  • @WHALEx3
    @WHALEx3 5 років тому +387

    I’m pretty sure Arin is using this show to display his legs and feet.
    I found a name for the show.
    Arin’s legs and feet.

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 5 років тому +12

      I thought that too at first but now I think he just romps around like a child, unaware and uncaring of who sees his feet (or butt or anything tbh)

    • @cameronallmon
      @cameronallmon 5 років тому +37

      Gotta give showfeetguy what he wants

    • @WHALEx3
      @WHALEx3 5 років тому +4

      valkyrie1845 agreed, but my imagination came up with the comment and I had to post it

    • @miamcintyre5470
      @miamcintyre5470 5 років тому +6

      And dan's weird female cuddling position

    • @ZanAzoth
      @ZanAzoth 5 років тому +5

      Unfortunately they have a name, it'll be "Good Content"
      It's a shame. Arin's Leg and Feet Variety Hour sounds better.

  • @wokenotbroke5976
    @wokenotbroke5976 5 років тому +8

    Danny: I don't think you know what romance means
    Suzy:👏👏👏

  • @onibeebee
    @onibeebee 5 років тому +3

    im glad arin and dan are discovering the pure joy that is romantic smut books and i want a podcast of them reading them, especially chuck tingles

  • @Arakai13
    @Arakai13 5 років тому +340

    “I don’t wanna read about Beta males!”
    -Every Omegaverse fan

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 5 років тому +35

      I shouldn't have looked that up, especially on the work computer.

    • @jaycarp6474
      @jaycarp6474 5 років тому +22

      You’re just posting that in a public place huh

    • @Arakai13
      @Arakai13 5 років тому +10

      @@jaycarp6474 :)

    • @Sunboi_Paladin
      @Sunboi_Paladin 5 років тому +20

      :( poor betas get no love

    • @nakedstatue8517
      @nakedstatue8517 4 роки тому +2

      @@jaycarp6474 :)

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 5 років тому +13

    I would honestly love a Game Grumps book club series where they read and review trashy romance novels.

    • @thepolarianempire
      @thepolarianempire 5 років тому +1

      CthulhuianBunny please let this happen

    • @hmorton490
      @hmorton490 5 років тому +2

      CthulhuianBunny Don’t u DARE refer to these masterpieces as “trashy”. Ever.

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 років тому +52

    "Stormfire" makes such a phallic shape when you blur it out.

    • @jackg1135
      @jackg1135 5 років тому +2

      Shoelace Kink You can say the same thing for any long word, but I think I see what you mean

    • @guytorie
      @guytorie 5 років тому +13

      @@jackg1135 yeahhhh tbh I realized that while I was typing it and then I felt silly, but my soul was like "speak my truth" so I had to go for it

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 5 років тому +2

      I want to say it's intentional, but they already did that with the exploding castle. Two seems excessive.

  • @orionette6898
    @orionette6898 4 роки тому +22

    6:26 it's panther job, wolf job's even gayer cousin

  • @geosb05
    @geosb05 4 роки тому +10

    5:12
    Arthur: Dutch what are you doing?
    Dutch: No-Nothing! I'm just reading a book!

  • @Jesse-ej6jo
    @Jesse-ej6jo 4 роки тому +15

    I wanna buy a bunch of these books and just leave them in the nightstands of hotel rooms and/or lobbies of hotels

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber 3 роки тому +3

      ..... I love you. I would join you in this endeavor if I had money.