Oh I know who you are Mr. Hansen. Or as I like to call you, *Mr. Handsome*. I'll be honest with you. I like ya, and I wantcha. Now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
@@Soggy.BredOG No you wont, because I made my comment a sticky tar trap. No one will ever know that my comment is a sticky tar trap meant to trap those wishing to lewd the loli.
He is so much more than just the director of your favorite anime. To only remember him for his anime is reducing him to nothing more than your entertainment.
I can imagine the scenario, "Twas a cold morning in downtown Tokyo. Walking down the street, you see a group of delinquents harassing a small school girl, defenseless with every hit, you feel a dark, painful sting in your heart. You instinctively shout, "REEEEEEE" with the might of a thousand Pepes which was enough to put the delinquents in shock. You pursue these assailants in their fruitless effort to run, seeing them tumble over and sprint in fear of your tremendous body and large muscles. You reach into your coat's pocket to reveal none other than your faithful Kanna which then continues to track the assailants' movements and with a swift and decisive moment of thought, releases a jolt of electricity so strong that it felt like Thor himself had hit them with Mjolnir, releasing billions of jolts of electricity, paralyzing them in the blink of an eye. you feel relieved that these delinquents have been put to justice. You take one moment to regain your thoughts and drink a shot of Mountain Dew mixed with Sake, readjusting your faithful fedora. You remember the small school girl and immediately run back to the scene of the crime where, she lay against a Lawson storefront, awaiting her savior while bandaging her wounds. You see her, and you immediately ask, "Are you okay M'lady?" and she replies in a soft and smooth voice, "I wouldn't if it weren't for you". She asks for your name, and you swiftly reply, "Anon... Anon-San" I'm sorry that i have nothing else to do.
I just imagine someone from japan watching this and being like... "Wait, I don't understand the title, but some of the lyrics are from a recently aired show. But half of this is incomprehensible..." "..." "I LOVE IT!" Except, all wrote in japanese and with any memes they have over there, obviously.
@Federal Bureau of Investigation Ah what is happening? There must have been a big mistake Why suddenly I'm having t-t-t-trouble now? Why, how is this happening? Can I run away from everything? But, here in the craziness, I can feel it coming whimsically. And I let myself get carried away.
That's the way things had began on that day...
But now I'll open up the door ahead, I hear them ringing out with a sound that moves my soul "C'mon let's go!"
Everyone is just battling out either to lewd the dragon loli or not or who had the better 24K mashup, but here I'm sitting here glad to see that one of my favorite yotubers is back.
Normal for Bruno speed, 1.25 for Fhána speed.
Ayy somebody broke the code!
Eeeee! Sempai noticed me!
Those ARE both really good, damn.
my fucking face when TQ uploads 2 songs into 1 video
I can't decide which version I like more
24 Karat Magic
more like
24 years in prison.
More like 24 soaps dropped
OFFICER, SHE'S A 100 YEAR OLD DRAGON I SWEAR
@@hairglowingkyle4572 nope she look 8 to me. Your coming with me
*YES*
@Chris Redfield I kidnap Claire Redfield.
Fuck, I hate that I love this.
Asstrosist, everyone knows dragon lolis are the best utensils.
Aztrosist knife is best utensil u fuck
No you don't you massive weeb. Never change.
Fucking weeb
fucking weeb
Triple-Q is the man we need, but not the man we deserve.
Thank you so much for enriching my life.
You use 9gag?
I honestly thought you said man weed.
The Qan the Qyth the Qegend
699 likes xd
Jail is the place I deserve to go to but I don't wannaaaa
this video is a sting; this whole comment section is going to prison
I'm not taking a seat over there, Hansen.
Oh I know who you are Mr. Hansen. Or as I like to call you, *Mr. Handsome*.
I'll be honest with you. I like ya, and I wantcha. Now we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.
Jokes on you, I'm in a gulag already.
FBI open up
but i don't wanna date a dragon kid? let alone fuck it?
Chu chu *no, I don't want to go to jail.*
Chu chu yes, ima lewd the dragon
*chu chu yes*
But you will
@@TheCabalOnMars no you wont because im calling the FBI
@@Soggy.BredOG No you wont, because I made my comment a sticky tar trap. No one will ever know that my comment is a sticky tar trap meant to trap those wishing to lewd the loli.
The non anime version was playing on the tv while I was getting a haircut and I couldn’t stop smiling cuz I was thinking of this remix.
"non-anime version" 😭😭😭😭✔️
@@ToastySNXZ yes 🗿
@@planetnoodlee compelling argument.
I shall also call the original the "non-anime version"
Everywhere I go they be like
C H U C H U Y E A H
Thank you king crimson
Thank you king crimson
Thank you king crimson
Thank you king crimson
Than- Crimson
*smashes like button harder than the dragon loli smashes bugs*
*holds up finger* I don't like where this is going.
But I do!
*[STOP]*
Hello? 911?
But her body is that of a little girl ffs
Triple-Q takes two songs and makes them better
Huge fan of you and him. You're right Ngl
Yeah, thats basically his job. Sometimes, with even more than 2 songs.
Of course he dose
woah thanks for the info Sherlock
Oh it's the guy my girlfriend loves more than me, hello there
Me: It's midnight, I should sleep
*Triple-Q uploads a video*
Me: whelp there goes that.
different timezone are a thing
+Donald J. Trump MERICA!!!
Koa, the only dude saying that was a guy replying to someone replying to you.
haha whenever TripleQ uploads for me it's usually around 3am in my time zone.
I mean, it's just a three-minute video.
Won't keep you up for long.
*R.I.P*
TO THE DIRECTOR OF DRAGON MAID .
WE WILL REMEMBER YOUR AWESOME ANIME .
At least the writer was alive, but god rest the director's soul.
All he was was anime to you huh?
Yeah R.I.P. who would even start that fire bro. That man who killed him better have a weeb judge. Because he gon be M A D.
He is so much more than just the director of your favorite anime. To only remember him for his anime is reducing him to nothing more than your entertainment.
@@nijuhinaa dont need to murder the kid
24k dragon tail
*Kobayashi disapproves.*
call that my gold digger YOUNG MOOLA BABY
That is expensive tail XDD
*i aprove*
i'm a dangerous man with a loli in my pocket. Keep Up!
Dangerous indeed!
So many pretty little lolis and they taking me to jail, keep up
I can imagine the scenario, "Twas a cold morning in downtown Tokyo. Walking down the street, you see a group of delinquents harassing a small school girl, defenseless with every hit, you feel a dark, painful sting in your heart. You instinctively shout, "REEEEEEE" with the might of a thousand Pepes which was enough to put the delinquents in shock. You pursue these assailants in their fruitless effort to run, seeing them tumble over and sprint in fear of your tremendous body and large muscles. You reach into your coat's pocket to reveal none other than your faithful Kanna which then continues to track the assailants' movements and with a swift and decisive moment of thought, releases a jolt of electricity so strong that it felt like Thor himself had hit them with Mjolnir, releasing billions of jolts of electricity, paralyzing them in the blink of an eye. you feel relieved that these delinquents have been put to justice. You take one moment to regain your thoughts and drink a shot of Mountain Dew mixed with Sake, readjusting your faithful fedora. You remember the small school girl and immediately run back to the scene of the crime where, she lay against a Lawson storefront, awaiting her savior while bandaging her wounds. You see her, and you immediately ask, "Are you okay M'lady?" and she replies in a soft and smooth voice, "I wouldn't if it weren't for you". She asks for your name, and you swiftly reply, "Anon... Anon-San"
I'm sorry that i have nothing else to do.
Beautiful.
*"FBI, PUT YOUR HANDS TO THE MOON!"*
This guy's music has become my entire playlist.
When the gangster kid and the weeb are assigned for a science project:
As the dragon loli would say.
"woah"
Rama wicked
Yay
thats wicked
wicked
*woah*
I just have one question:
Does Kobayashi is Gay?
Kobayashi does maid, but gay is to be determined
Gay is the unsure, but the loli does have loli lovers
GameAndWatcher96 GOD DAMNIT NO STOP
THE RUMOR COME OUT!
there's that time Kobayashi gest a dick.... then it's not gay anymore :)
Pass me the aux cord fam.
Wyu Otonori *passes you the aux*
*_we all lewd the dragon loli_*
You better not be trash
There’s your hundred likes man enjoy
Triple-Q vs Botanic Sage: Battle of the best Bruno Mars mash-up.
Botanic Sage's feels more naturalized and smooth, but this one is good, too.
🤔
oddly they both have the same slow speed...
coincidence?
I THINK NOT!!
That harmony can't be beat.
And then they have to team up and defeat siivagunner
I love it when the mashups become something more than the sum of it's parts.
Sitting in an airport waiting on a flight.
"Should I buy some wifi?"
Triple-Q Uploads a New Song
"Welp, that's decided."
But... how would you know he uploaded?
Centorea 88
I was thinking this
@@notgray88 We may never know...
Psychic, I suppose. Probably some mind reading power, in fact.
@@notgray88 the same way people were informed of new Triple-Q mashups in Ye Olden Days, the town crier.
I rather listen to this dragon Shit than to listen to the original song that plays 10000 times a day on the radio. Good job.
"Chu Chu yeah"
>listening to the radio
The Empty Doctor it's not a bad song, but yeah it's so fucking overplayed
I actually heard this first, so when I have to hear the original at work, I always feel something's wrong with it.
I'm from the future it does not play as much anymore
@@hebxhn1203 I'm from the future, it plays occasionally but it's hardly omnipresent.
is she wearing timbs tho
The real questions
She has Inglewood's finest shoes!
Ravioli, ravioli.
Don't lewd the dragon loli.
frvits_ I like your comment but I won’t actually like it cuz it should stay on 69
1000+ of lewds: am i a joke to you?
Noooo
I saw this on HentaiHaven discord in Loli category...
And i stopped being a lolicon
@@feckadoodlethe2nd fbi
If you didn't start grooving, you're lying
Idk
it should be illegal to be this catchy, i cant stop coming back here every now and then
Man i remember watching this video when it was brand new. Man this is a blast to the past the pre ai and nft world.
Ai nftz bad 🗣️
CHU CHU YEAH
I'm a simple man.
I see a dragon loli
I click
do you have a link to your profile picture?
I believe its Bayonetta
jose inzunza nah that's clearly zero suit samus
you dumb fucks, its mario kart peach
you all are dumb as all hell, it's obviously Kirby
does anyone just wish that the entire "i'm going to jail" thing would just end.
Exactly what a person going to jail would say
It ends when Kanna stop be so godam sexy
She's legal cause she's like 1000 years old.
@@buhrurururui Age is just a number - she acts like a child, so don't fuck her.
Asdayasman The only times “age is just a number” is a valid argument is times like these
Kanna after causing the extinction of three species of butterflies and a thirty two ant colonies:
This is so much better than it has any right to be.
*takes pants off*
police stare at me
*put pants on*
pants on fuck it mask off
The police were staring at you?
Were you in public when you did this?!
Jesus has a message for you: "Lewd not the dragon loli my child."
Jesus has a message for you: "Lewd not the dragon loli my child."
Weewoo weewoo weewoo
suddenly noticed that 24K and kobayashi's intro go together perfectly and had to check if this was already a thing lmao
CHU CHU CHU
Yeah
WITHOUT CHUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robot chu
Chu chu chu
@ٰ Sir... 👮♂️
my life has been revitalised, triple Q is my lord and saviour.
I wasn't 100% a fan of this mashup at first, but it grew on me.
Why is this combo more amazing than I expected!? How can cute and funk blend so well together!?
The 80s
I'm glad you exist QQQ. Haha, good shit.
This mashup has no business being so good and nostalgic😭
Who tf thinks these two things can go together, I mean, I need that magician cause this hits harder than my dad's belt 10/10
Supposed contrasting themes and the fact that most dragons are seen as magical
weird mixup, yet it fits perfectly and its sounds really good... I am *A M A Z E D*
The madman actually did it
YO! Heard this come back on in my playlist after following the whole DMCA thing and got hype. Keep it up, Q, keep at it man.
Kana: Saiko told me this is what people say nowadays “ballin, but at what cost”
I just realized how much of the stuff i listen to on soundcloud is made by Triple-Q,,, this guys entire genre is my eternal mood
5 years later and it still slaps
Damn it’s 2020 and I still vibe to this song
Why do you do these things to me Q.....
Willie Weasel where else can he post dragon maid stuff if maid dragon is banned?
Put this on at a school dance to watch people get real confused
It's always a coinflip between "24 Dragon Magic" and "24-BIT Magic" for the first few seconds whenever this comes up in my mix.
How about both?
I just imagine someone from japan watching this and being like...
"Wait, I don't understand the title, but some of the lyrics are from a recently aired show.
But half of this is incomprehensible..."
"..."
"I LOVE IT!" Except, all wrote in japanese and with any memes they have over there, obviously.
Ye
> implying they don't know american mainstream music
@@xx-sof-xx they probably wouldn't
Then you go to the spotify's top music in Japan... and ain't Jpop...
@@MyaTimes4 The Japanese definitely know bruno mars, American pop artists are very popular in Japan just like american movies
Season 2 just dropped and I'm still listening to this song.
Speed state: 0.75x for *High Quality LoFi*
Hell naw
Thank you UA-cam Recommendation God.
This is a masterpiece.
I'm come back here like once day to listen to this. It's so catchy.
When the young playboy billionaire master brings his dragon maid to Broadway and Las Vegas
That moment when you realize you can still make out the eyes of whoever's face they ripped those aviators from.
I hate you
First Botanic Sage, now Triple-Q. Life is great.
What the fuck is this shit lmao, randomly showed up while I was listening to some other stuff, this is flames 😭
WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?! THIS IS FOUR YEARS OLD *HOW*
Title sounds like some fancy alcohol.
What?!
This!
Is!
AWESOME!
I didn’t expect that it would be this great!
*congrats you landed on the go to jail space*
Aye but the music tho
After a long time that UA-cam recommended me to this, I finally listened to it! I regret for not listening to this almost a year ago...
This mashup goes super perfectly well together😄🤩😎👌
Oh hey, new mashup. Welcome back, Triple.
The best best remix of dragon maid ever
I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS VERSION
2017 Me: *Vibing*
2021 Me: *Still vibing*
Welcome back, QQQ. I see your mashup game is as strong as ever.
prayers to kyoani
I LOVE IT!!!! you deserve a play button or something, idk man. take my subscription already
OH SHIT ITS FUCKING LIT 🅱 👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I keep on telling myself to watch new and different anime, but I just keep on watching this over and over again.
This added 24 years to my life
I hate how good this is and that I'm going to listen to this regularly
This one right here, certified hood classic
Absolutely fantastic mixing. As to be expected from the Q.
Just remembered that I need to rewatch Dragon Maid.
this is the best thing youtube has ever reccomended to me
yo this actually go hard af
Put your pinky rings up to the moon? More like "PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK YOU'RE UNDER ARREST"
M U S T
G O
T O
S L E E P
Seriously, I have school tomorrow... What i am doing?
天才かよ...
how the hell is this a banger?
Bro, this randomly popped up in my feed, and I'm so glad I clicked!!!
I can’t hear the normal song anymore without singing this version
You've really outdone yourself this time. Brilliant.
I'm a little late but i'm still speachless
Congrats for 2 MILLION views!!
Just listened at 1.25 speed... Mind. Blown...
You are my hero. Thank you so much, Triple-kun!
Low Key this could be some serious fire in Japan,
they seem to be going through a bit of a Funk Era a bit right now
Ask Mariya
Kanna: "That's wicked"
The Rule is simple,
*Don't Fuck with Dragon Loli*
Okami 島田 *DON'T FUCK* the dragon loli
everywhere I go, people be like "chuchu yeah"
Bloody Hell!
Why are you so good at this?!
me: am i going to jail?
judge: *chu chu yaaaaaa*
Yes
@Federal Bureau of Investigation Ah what is happening? There must have been a big mistake
Why suddenly I'm having t-t-t-trouble now?
Why, how is this happening? Can I run away from everything?
But, here in the craziness, I can feel it coming whimsically.
And I let myself get carried away.
That's the way things had began on that day...
But now I'll open up the door ahead, I hear them
ringing out with a sound that moves my soul
"C'mon let's go!"
"Anywhere we want"
Everyone is just battling out either to lewd the dragon loli or not or who had the better 24K mashup, but here I'm sitting here glad to see that one of my favorite yotubers is back.
Saikawa: MOOOEEE!