The Guy Who Decides Shoe Sizing 👟👠🥾

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  • Опубліковано 17 бер 2022
  • I researched this for hours and I think I'm the only person who understands it now but also ... I'm confused and that's not guaranteed!!! 🥴
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  • @aprilleppard4848
    @aprilleppard4848 2 роки тому +320

    The secret with kids shoes is to always buy the size up from what you think they need then put them away until they fit, then forget they exist and find them when they have grown out of them. I find that has worked fairly consistently for me 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @SRose-fx1cp
      @SRose-fx1cp 2 роки тому +17

      This, yes! We are not alone in the universe 😆

    • @valueinvestor77
      @valueinvestor77 2 роки тому +10

      My wife is skilled at this!

    • @amandascheerbaum5883
      @amandascheerbaum5883 2 роки тому +6

      I always buy shoes for the “next kid” because I forget I bought them for the current kid. 🤪

    • @Queina1
      @Queina1 2 роки тому +8

      Yea I did that. Bought my son a pair of sandels at the end of season sale, a size or 2 larger than he actually wore, for the next summer. Then promptly forgot about them and found them 3 years later.

    • @amberb2376
      @amberb2376 2 роки тому +7

      Hahaha!

  • @lightbloom986
    @lightbloom986 2 роки тому +140

    Although he said he was confused, Jason did very well keeping up with that information. Give him a raise!!

  • @cloudcretang2920
    @cloudcretang2920 2 роки тому +31

    Shoe maker taught me there's only 2 sizes. The one that fits and rest, don't trust the number

  • @angiepants9219
    @angiepants9219 2 роки тому +34

    There should be one where Jason snaps, and declares he's now in charge 🤣🤣

    • @Vorash00
      @Vorash00 2 роки тому +2

      It needs to be on something very sensibly done OR the extreme opposite where it’s just terrible (after all he has snapped) and the guy who decides things declares
      If he keeps up the good work he might be in for a promotion.

    • @angiepants9219
      @angiepants9219 2 роки тому +1

      @@Vorash00 I feel like it should be snapping from extreme silliness and he's now Jason is in charge, and you can be the idiot assistant but still calls him Sir 😂😂

    • @HonestAuntyElle
      @HonestAuntyElle 2 роки тому +3

      The guy that decides imperial measurements. Jason snaps, invents metric. Then see's the mess having 2 systems creates, incompatibilities, and people using it differently, e.g. no one uses decimetres.

  • @19ang82
    @19ang82 2 роки тому +102

    I'd love to hear the explanation of women's clothing sizes 🤔 you want a size 12 to be the same across all brands? Nope!!

    • @becsterbrisbane6275
      @becsterbrisbane6275 2 роки тому +2

      YES! THIS!! (I'm feeling extremely triggered)

    • @spotte1992
      @spotte1992 2 роки тому +12

      If he does this he's also gonna need to cover the frustration that is pockets (or lack thereof) in women's clothing

    • @myopinion69420
      @myopinion69420 2 роки тому +27

      @@becsterbrisbane6275
      Sir: We will give them pockets.
      Jason: So they can put things in them sir?
      Sir: [spits drink] NO JASON, Fake pockets!

    • @becsterbrisbane6275
      @becsterbrisbane6275 2 роки тому +1

      @@myopinion69420 fake pockets?! OMG, what an anticlimax. You actually had me turned on there for a moment!!

    • @moony2703
      @moony2703 2 роки тому +6

      @@myopinion69420 Also the dreaded half pocket that _looks_ like a full pocket right up until you try to put your hand in one.
      That moment when you are eyeing the models’ hands in that cool ‘hands in pockets with the thumb out’ position and the guy’s hands have practically vanished but the female can only fit her hand in halfway.
      Me just mentally going: I feel like all online pants models need to do this just so I know what I’m getting myself into.
      Also just waiting for the day that global shipping and online shopping is so mainstream that they finally create universal sizing. Maybe then there would be less ‘people ordering three different sizes just so they can figure out what fits and return the rest’ type issues.

  • @danielryan4050
    @danielryan4050 2 роки тому +43

    Why do I get the feeling that Jimmy has just been out buying his kids some new shoes???

  • @MagicalPorkChop
    @MagicalPorkChop 2 роки тому +62

    Jason would be relieved to know that the Japanese system at least is based on foot length in centimetres.

    • @richardwhitehead6966
      @richardwhitehead6966 Рік тому +16

      The only shoe sizing system that makes sense

    • @japspeedgirl6216
      @japspeedgirl6216 5 місяців тому

      Some European countries use it too.

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 4 місяці тому

      LOL

    • @MikeVlcek
      @MikeVlcek 2 місяці тому +2

      I am absolutely NOT surprised by that. Damn the Japanese are methodic and practical. Well done.

  • @md36868
    @md36868 2 роки тому +17

    I fit boots for a living - this is the story of my life 🤣

  • @moniquem783
    @moniquem783 2 роки тому +69

    😂😂😂
    I now feel far less stupid for recently buying a pair of shoes from the UK and getting it majorly wrong! I reckon I was off by at least 4 barley corn! At least I could return them. Cost me $20 to send them back though!

  • @LustStarrr
    @LustStarrr 2 роки тому +47

    Do bra sizes, Jimmy - they're totally nonsensical! 😂

    • @monica9450
      @monica9450 2 роки тому +5

      I could see Jason perking up at the mention of the topic only to be completely 🤯 by the end. 😆

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 2 роки тому +2

      Careful what you ask for!

    • @peteatkinson3500
      @peteatkinson3500 2 роки тому +8

      It would, I guess, make sense that it was decided by a man and a drunk one at that.

  • @dellavie4319
    @dellavie4319 2 роки тому +12

    The more of these I watch the more I feel like I've unknowingly stepped into the prequel of Jason: The Man Who Obliterated Barleycorn from Existence.

  • @MaddieS3457
    @MaddieS3457 2 роки тому +14

    Oh my god this system is so messed up even jimmy’s fantabulous explanation couldn’t explain it too me, which is a first 😢

  • @foozmanagement6513
    @foozmanagement6513 2 роки тому +47

    Ah Jimmy. Too funny. I am a teacher of shoemaking and this cracks me up!

    • @kayelle8005
      @kayelle8005 2 роки тому +3

      Can you please bring back widths? I used to be able to get my foot measured and fitted for length and width. Now every woman’s shoe is pretty much a B width.

    • @Ad_Astra_321
      @Ad_Astra_321 2 роки тому +2

      @@kayelle8005 Yup! & they're doing away with half sizes too. We're all being forced into a box we don't fit... life, these days.

  • @nataliatheweirdo
    @nataliatheweirdo 2 роки тому +14

    for someone that tried to do research on different measurements, i definently lost it at 'barelycorn' being a geneuiene form of measuring something

  • @cea20100
    @cea20100 2 роки тому +4

    “A little more wiggle room” had me LOL 😆

  • @angeladawn805
    @angeladawn805 Рік тому +5

    I consider this as canon and essential training for anyone in the shoe vending industry 😂

  • @KristiContemplates
    @KristiContemplates 2 роки тому +7

    Opening night here, and some of us were watching this in the dressing room during interval 🎭🎭🎫

  • @l1llyp1lly
    @l1llyp1lly 2 роки тому +28

    Jimmy, you should make more 'stupid things kids say' video, they are HILARIOUS and I pee myself laughing each time! 😂

    • @jj9635
      @jj9635 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe you should get that checked out?

    • @lck4496
      @lck4496 2 роки тому +1

      Isn’t it normal 🥸

  • @velvetandchester
    @velvetandchester 2 роки тому +12

    I have started looking at staff and reciting in my head 'NO, What are you, an idiot Jason?!!' That's a shirt!

  • @bjw4859
    @bjw4859 2 роки тому +12

    I can really relate to that, I don't have an exotic shoe collection, work boots & hiking boots & still most have different numbers, so I swapped to decent sandals for normal walking, no idea what size they are, that's what Velcro is for.

  • @holliejade9371
    @holliejade9371 2 роки тому +4

    😂😂😂😂😂 this is so accurate. I work in a shoe shop and have made shoes before. It does my head in trying to explain to customers that shoe sizes aren't standard. You really need to try them on.

  • @yf4012
    @yf4012 2 роки тому +7

    Just LOVE long-suffering employee Jason and his silly, perpetually sloshed boss ‘Sir’. Hilarious.👏 More please!!!

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 4 місяці тому

      "Sloshed" cracked me up. Being a German I am amazed how many words the English language has for being drunk. We Germans have at most 30% of your variety and I always thought we were passionate drunkards. 😂😂😂

  • @davidszabo1618
    @davidszabo1618 2 роки тому +6

    "Excuse me sir, is that why we get corns on our feet from wearing certain shoes?"

  • @GuitarsRockForever
    @GuitarsRockForever 2 роки тому +11

    Too true. The size number is pretty much irrelevant. You have to try, as not even the same brand would have the size universal against their own product lines.

  • @dawndusk1007
    @dawndusk1007 2 роки тому +8

    Jason knew he was in trouble when the guy who decided things had a big bottle of alcohol.....
    Jason needs a payrise

    • @Ggdivhjkjl
      @Ggdivhjkjl 2 роки тому +1

      Jason should show more respect for the Guy!

  • @littlebopeeps5852
    @littlebopeeps5852 2 роки тому +6

    Haha. You're so clever to think of this. I'm often googling size conversion when buying online.

  • @cadsuane
    @cadsuane 2 роки тому +6

    In Australia, mens shoes size is the same as the UK. The womens shoes size is the same as the US.

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 2 роки тому

      Woah wait what?!

    • @juliettestofmeel
      @juliettestofmeel 2 роки тому

      They like to tell you the woman’s sizes are the same but my Au11/US12 feet would like to dispute that (US sizing is generally at least 1/2 -1 size smaller than Au sizing no matter what brand). Maybe it’s just like that in the larger sizes 🤷🏼‍♀️.

  • @johnnyutah7299
    @johnnyutah7299 2 роки тому +4

    Jimmy, you are the modern day Seinfeld (you know, making something out of everyday stuff), but with a ton more versatility. You make us laugh. They imitate you at my wife’s work place by calling each other Jason Jason Jason when silly situations arise. Thank you.

  • @oges74
    @oges74 2 роки тому +5

    Really does make sense that the person was drunk when they came up with these ideas

  • @heathertruskinger6214
    @heathertruskinger6214 2 роки тому +8

    Jason, Jason, Jason !!!
    That's definitely as clear as mud ! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kippen64
    @kippen64 2 роки тому +12

    No wonder it's so hard to buy shoes on the internet.

  • @KatiB5587
    @KatiB5587 2 роки тому +34

    Poor Jason. He needs a raise and a (covid safe) hug. I offer myself as tribute!
    Makes much more sense that The Guy Who Decides had the whole bottle, not just a glass. Especially for this one. Shoe sizing is the worst.

  • @mikerilling2745
    @mikerilling2745 3 місяці тому +1

    “ mom, you got me the wrong size shoe I need a size larger by two Barleycorns”

  • @fionadavey6859
    @fionadavey6859 2 роки тому +12

    Wow! No wonder the guy who decides drinks a lot! He needs it to make sense of the research and explanation that goes into his work.
    On a side note; Don’t trust barley cooorn!!!🤪🤪😂😂
    Thanks for taking time to get this video out Jimmy👏🏻👍🏻🍸🍸🍸

  • @kengregory6026
    @kengregory6026 2 роки тому +4

    Well, that's cleared that up then!! Brilliant!! :)

  • @raptor1672
    @raptor1672 2 роки тому +4

    What's even worse is there is no standard width measurement! When I played soccer I could only buy a singular brand of boots as the rest were too narrow!

  • @loraineriddell7157
    @loraineriddell7157 2 роки тому +5

    My sainted aunt! How much research went into that????

  • @profonde3460
    @profonde3460 2 роки тому +2

    Worked in & managed retail footwear stores for a long time and while I knew what the conversions were (usually lol), I didn't know what each system used as the original measurement, & just knew Europe was cm, sort of

  • @evie9732
    @evie9732 2 роки тому +8

    Jimmy educating the masses :)

  • @ziza7573
    @ziza7573 2 роки тому +6

    Jimmy, it's that bad??!! Drinking out of a bottle??!! Lol!😜🤣❤
    Love your work. 👍🤗❤

  • @thomaskositzki9424
    @thomaskositzki9424 4 місяці тому

    "What, a whole bottle? Nooo..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andream..
    @andream.. 2 роки тому +2

    Bloody hell!! So that explains why it’s confusing to buy shoes online 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @fullonaudio
    @fullonaudio Рік тому +1

    This is best explanation of shoe sizes I've heard

  • @mairwyncurtis2102
    @mairwyncurtis2102 2 роки тому

    LOL "Shutup Jason" and "Jason Jason Jason"...bloody cracks me up every time....I worry about this guy who decides things, he is on the bottle now.....bit of a worry hahahaahahahahaha sure his booze isnt MADE of Barley Corn???

  • @robhaitch5544
    @robhaitch5544 2 роки тому +6

    Anyone who’s tried to order shoes from Amazon will relate to this video.

  • @debisiegle8335
    @debisiegle8335 2 роки тому +2

    That was brilliant, although I am more confused now 😆

  • @jb7753
    @jb7753 2 роки тому +3

    Just gold!!!.. my wife enjoyed the show last night, heard it was very funny. Keep up the awesome work mate!!!!

  • @tihana13
    @tihana13 4 місяці тому

    I am choking over here and I am not even half way into the video 🤣😂🤣

  • @j_hack1602
    @j_hack1602 2 роки тому +1

    For a split second I was like "WTF... no glass for the Guy Who Decides?"!

  • @milktank207
    @milktank207 2 роки тому +4

    I love his videos 😂 I laugh so hard everytime

  • @janmarie9717
    @janmarie9717 2 роки тому +5

    You are So Bloody Funny.
    I Love your videos ❣️

  • @Mowzelle
    @Mowzelle Рік тому

    That globe is upside down and it’s so fitting in this video 🤣🤣🤣.

  • @lifeinseason
    @lifeinseason 2 роки тому +2

    That was soooo confusing. Good work, Sir and Jason!

  • @susetteoreilly5519
    @susetteoreilly5519 2 роки тому +3

    I work in shoes.This funny as it is,is pretty much true 🤣

  • @donnajohansson4105
    @donnajohansson4105 2 роки тому +2

    Poor Jason! Coping it again! 😆

  • @insolence3215
    @insolence3215 2 роки тому +1

    When he spits on his shirt, both Jason and Sir have spit on their shirts. Jimmy was too lazy to wipe it🤣

  • @dsjnfgsfgjm
    @dsjnfgsfgjm 2 роки тому +3

    from someone who shoes size range from 11 to 14 this is too real

  • @leannewheeler4821
    @leannewheeler4821 2 роки тому

    I think I need a bottle after that one🤣🤣🤣🤣....good one Jimmy!!!!!

  • @EmeraldView
    @EmeraldView 4 місяці тому +1

    Why DID they let a drunk guy come up with all these crazy measurements?

  • @danijelandroid
    @danijelandroid 3 місяці тому

    That's why I never order shoes from the internet.😂

  • @Audiocoma
    @Audiocoma Рік тому +1

    I just bought shoes online and got the wrong size. I chose what i thought was 10 but chose US 10 which is a UK 9 and EU 43 which is too small. I was very frustrated and this video came at the right time.

  • @grahamquigley8818
    @grahamquigley8818 2 роки тому +2

    reminds me, where are my US acquired size 11 (or is that 12) black brogues .. ? .. good stuff !!! (wont menion the A-E width issue, even more confusing) ;)

  • @Alan_Hans__
    @Alan_Hans__ 2 роки тому +2

    If you understand shoe sizes then you are the only person on the planet.

  • @jamesmcculloch8325
    @jamesmcculloch8325 2 роки тому

    Loved the show last night! Thanks

  • @heidi_hb
    @heidi_hb 2 роки тому +1

    that’s was amazing jimmy but still don’t get the shoe sizes 🤣

  • @TRAVisty_James
    @TRAVisty_James 2 роки тому +1

    The guy who decides what dogs can eat
    “Ice cream?”
    “Sure Jason, dogs love that”
    “With a strawberry”
    “Absolutely”
    “Maybe some grapes”
    *spits out drink* “NO JASON, GRAPES MAKES THEM EXPLODE!”

  • @philipsq6848
    @philipsq6848 5 місяців тому

    That was very informative, thank you! I can see why you needed to drink straight from the bottle in this one.

  • @LittleGayAsteroid
    @LittleGayAsteroid 2 роки тому +1

    I can really relate to this because I struggle to find good shoes that fit me.

  • @katemiller5990
    @katemiller5990 Рік тому

    My brain went to jelly during this video.

  • @Hopeawesome247
    @Hopeawesome247 2 роки тому

    I dread when it's "that time" buying shoes for my son...lol 🤣🤣🤣
    It's sooo confusing...lol 🤣🤣🤣 When are we gonna have a universal shoe chart for children & adults? Lol
    I once purchased online what I thought were women's sandles for myself...only to receive male sandles & 3 sizes too big...oh dear lol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @andrewbeaumont5492
    @andrewbeaumont5492 4 місяці тому

    And while length size is given by shoe sellers they often say nothing about width.

  • @kyliemoffatt2331
    @kyliemoffatt2331 2 роки тому +1

    Love your videos

  • @jasenanderson8534
    @jasenanderson8534 2 роки тому

    Well, that was confusing. Hahaha.

  • @kingskele77
    @kingskele77 2 роки тому +1

    My fave history channel

  • @martinmoessmer9527
    @martinmoessmer9527 2 роки тому

    The Guy Who Decides,... Upgraded to a bottle, great work!!!
    Suggestion; The Guy Who Decides.... Elections?!..

  • @walk_with_me_23
    @walk_with_me_23 2 роки тому

    Looking forward to your new series on abc 😀

  • @magickadespell2118
    @magickadespell2118 2 роки тому

    Also junior sizes!! They fall between kids and adults.. its nuts.

  • @Ratfacemcgeee
    @Ratfacemcgeee 2 роки тому

    YEAAAA IM COMING NEXT WEEKEND TO YOUR SHOW!!!!!!

  • @Lilypond3021
    @Lilypond3021 2 роки тому +2

    Jimmy you never cease to amaze me! Why on earth would you be researching shoe sizes? What must be going on in that head of yours? So now you’ve tweaked my curiosity 🤔🤓
    The following length units are commonly used today to define shoe-size systems:
    The Paris point equates to 2⁄3 centimetre (6.67 mm; 0.26 in). Whole sizes are incremented by 1 Paris point; this corresponds to 3.33 millimetres (0.131 in) between half sizes. This unit is commonly used in Continental Europe, and Russia and former USSR countries.
    The barleycorn is an old English unit that equates to 1⁄3 inch (8.47 mm). This is the basis for current UK and North American shoe sizes, with the largest shoe size taken as twelve inches (a size 12) i.e. 30.5 cm, and then counting backwards in barleycorn units, so a size 11 is 11.67 inches or 29.6 cm.
    Metric measurements in millimetres (mm) or centimetres (CM), with intervals of 5 mm and 7.5 mm are used in the international Mondopoint system (USSR/Russia and East Asia).

  • @nathanielmitchell6383
    @nathanielmitchell6383 2 роки тому

    Well I'm lost ... More confused about shoe sizes than before I started

  • @E4xtream
    @E4xtream 2 роки тому +1

    Jason is leagues smarter than me, I don't even know what a Barney corn looks like.

    • @adedow1333
      @adedow1333 2 роки тому

      Barley. It's a grain. Yes. They're literally using grain (like it's consistent) as the unit of measure on which to base shoes. I know. No wonder Sir needed a bottle to address the situation.

  • @pheness
    @pheness 2 роки тому +1

    ooh - this might come in handy at a Trivia night!!

  • @squalloogal
    @squalloogal 2 роки тому +1

    The One Who Decides has been drinking too much gin. 😏🍸

  • @samsta65
    @samsta65 2 роки тому

    ....and this is why Thongs/Flip Flops/Jandles were invented!

  • @elanjacobs1
    @elanjacobs1 2 роки тому

    Waiting for the one for dress sizes now lol

  • @kungfusing1
    @kungfusing1 2 роки тому

    Lol this is the best.

  • @ibhr4135
    @ibhr4135 2 роки тому

    I got confused a lot faster than Jason

  • @seaweedbeach
    @seaweedbeach 2 роки тому

    “No Jason!” Haha honestly though, just make them universal 🙄

  • @nottenvironmental6208
    @nottenvironmental6208 2 роки тому +1

    Very interesting
    Direction, go to open shop, ignore barley corn or pp, try random shoe, flop home, walk barefoot

  • @Kwozie
    @Kwozie 2 роки тому +1

    What about when they are Asian sizes and you get 38, 39, 40, 41, 42,s I think Rivers do those for example. Being big footed it always bugged me I couldn’t get a 41 to fit as they were to small, and I needed the 42 or 43 if you were really lucky to find them lol.

  • @rikcrockford8692
    @rikcrockford8692 2 роки тому

    I think that you should make a video about "the Guy who decides money 😂💵🤑😂😂😂

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn 10 місяців тому +1

    This was perfect

  • @LadyMass
    @LadyMass 2 роки тому +1

    First to the party for the first time ever - I don’t get shoes for babies/toddlers 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @davids2551
    @davids2551 2 роки тому

    I want to hear from The Guy who decides Microsoft's Word Menu. Page breaks are under the insert menu but section breaks that you insert are found under layout.

  • @DroneKingsInDarwin
    @DroneKingsInDarwin 2 роки тому +1

    Considering he broke out the bottle this was rather simple.
    Actually.
    No it wasn’t.

  • @andreagriffiths3512
    @andreagriffiths3512 2 роки тому +1

    This would be why I ended up sending two pairs of sketchers back - they were my size! Only they weren’t my size because not only do sketchers have sizes they also have normal and wide. I’d naturally bought two pairs in my size but normal instead of wide….online…during lockdown 6 😩

  • @thebadbatch1132
    @thebadbatch1132 2 роки тому

    Exactly....let's bring up the transition to the bottle instead of the glass measurement... Does Jason's boss (AKA the guy who decides things) want to pretend he hasn't lost the plot by ironically talking about measurement?? 🤣😮😂

  • @jenniferrobertson7303
    @jenniferrobertson7303 2 роки тому

    Very funnyJimmy. You should do one on sleeve lengths. Someone thinks we have arms like orangatangs

  • @FaerieStar
    @FaerieStar 2 роки тому

    Yep, pretty accurate lol

  • @BoiGaGa73
    @BoiGaGa73 2 роки тому

    Shut up Jason lol 😂