Tenpin bowlers readily admit that their sport is silly, but in their defence, they also know that they were at least smart enough to have a machine bring the ball back after they've thrown it away.
I always thought of it more as a demented dog playing fetch with itself...hit the ball, chase the ball, hit the ball, chase the ball, put the ball in a hole, dig the ball out of the hole, repeat ad nauseam. "Hmm do I want to play with a ball or a stick today? I know! I'll do both!"
Fun fact: Clubhouse comes from the fact that it's where they used to store the golf clubs, where as "Club" in the association system comes from a group of people gathering in a 'club-like mass'. 🤣
Hey Jimmy! You should do a video about who decided battery sizes. AA, AAA, skipped B, did anyone ever use C? D straight to 9v? How terrible they used to be as well. Love your work. Cheers.
Flog backwards!😂😂😂😂😂😂 The Guy always has the best way of explaining things like FLOG! Now i can imagine The Guy stomping his way around a golf course with a cocktail and Jason lugging a golf bag being a good caddy Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻🏌️♂️ That was gold 🏆
Never understood it.Hit the ball as far away from as you can then chase after it only to hit it away again.All the floggers err golfers I know come back frustrated as anything after a game.
Spanner.. Ha! I used to work with a guy in my early twenties who used to call me “Spanner”. I never knew why for months until I finally asked him one day and he said “because every time I see you, my nuts tighten up” 🤦🏻♀️😂. It was meant a compliment but I wish I’d never asked. Lol
Well.. what to do!! I guess he was aging you a compliment 😂😂😂😂 I hope you thanked him.. and then called him an idiot.. as a compliment of course.. Actually it’s really funny.. pity we can’t say those things anymore.. it wld be some sort of “ism” that is no longer allowed!
No, Skateboarding. Snap your board and you're set back 120 bucks. Ride your board long enough and the tail becomes stubby on the ends and you need to buy a new one if you want to ollie. Slide on your 60mm wheels and they'll shrink down to a "Bearing Condom" Given enough time. Constantly putting candlewax all over your wheel wells, trucks, and whatever you want to grind on, or your board will stop in it's tracks if you turn too hard or do a 50-50. Ride in dirt one too many times and you might need to fix up or even replace the bearings at 10$ per wheel. I guess you're not really HOPING to lose those expensive bits, though. It's inevitable and it's good to buy new gear.
Sailing - which has been described as "standing fully clothed in a cold shower tearing up $50 bills". You pay truckloads for equipment to sail fast, take it out in big winds to go fast, only to have it break the second you get into the middle of the river, lake, harbour, bay or ocean you happen to be sailing on. Would love to see Jimmy do a "the guy who decides sailing".
LUV ya JIMMY. I'm JASON and I bought a "JASON, JASON, JASON" T-Shirt from your Merch. I wear it with PRIDE! That's My name, and I question everything Dumb! The Normal response is "JASON" this is how we do IT! LOL
If your wealthy enough or have the right friends you dont need to carry the clubs around by yourself. You could pay some other sucker to do it. Call them a "Caddy" and allow them to give you advise on what club to use.
You should of said you need to yell Fore to duck because you might get hit on the head with the ball and you don't yell duck because you will misinterpreted for a bird and will get struck on the head with the ball
"Sir, but this doest not sound like gun at all, nobody will play it" (Sprays the drink) "James you idiot, of course it won't be fun. Who said anything about fun? But the playing field be so large that only the rich people will afford it, so they'll WANT to play it to show off their wealth and status" ... "Expensive playing field?" "Of course .... let's call it course"
SPANNER, a tool for shifting Bolts, also "What you are". LMFAO. OMG! How many times did I call an Idiot a SPANNER? Before the the world went PC! ("Politically Correct!" NOT 'personal computer') Because I can USE/Fix a 'PC' in a Very Not "PC" way. Think about that! :)
"Jason … make people send this video to a flog ... I mean frustrated golfer” *slurp* - ‘The Guy’ 🍸
This is me every Saturday morning🤣
Lol! Sending this to a flog 🤣
How do you keep score? Someone really needs to decide that.
Oh my ... by far my new favourite... I know heaps of floggers!
Tenpin bowlers readily admit that their sport is silly, but in their defence, they also know that they were at least smart enough to have a machine bring the ball back after they've thrown it away.
My mum played tenpin bowling and that's what she always said, at least the ball comes back 😆😆
From one Jason to another. ‘’Shut up Jason!”
(I love hearing it!)
@@334jalan : ) Touche!
Flog backwards! That is unreal. Well played.
This is my second favourite way to explain golf. The first being from Robin Williams Live on Broadway.
"I whack a ball it goes in a gopher hole"
Well of course … iconic and a complete legend!!
The goat.
Came to say the exact same thing!!
RIP Comdey Legend
I always thought of it more as a demented dog playing fetch with itself...hit the ball, chase the ball, hit the ball, chase the ball, put the ball in a hole, dig the ball out of the hole, repeat ad nauseam. "Hmm do I want to play with a ball or a stick today? I know! I'll do both!"
Lol.... not to mention having to pay an arm & leg to play the game.
Fun fact: Clubhouse comes from the fact that it's where they used to store the golf clubs, where as "Club" in the association system comes from a group of people gathering in a 'club-like mass'. 🤣
Flog: "An inexplicable attempt, to get an uncontrollable sphere, into an inaccessible hole, with a stick ill designed for the purpose."
Are we going to talk about the UA-cam award in the background? Well done mate.
“Jason! Jason!! Jason!!!”
Gets me every time.
“Super Easy, barely an inconvenience!!” scale of a running joke.
Brilliant!
The blowing bubbles got me
Hey Jimmy! You should do a video about who decided battery sizes. AA, AAA, skipped B, did anyone ever use C? D straight to 9v? How terrible they used to be as well.
Love your work. Cheers.
I had a flashlight that used C batteries. And perhaps an RC car, although I am not sure about that.
I had a lego train using three BB batteries
Jason's had enough. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH GOD, Please No, I'm a JASON, and I was rolling on the floor Laughing!
Flog backwards!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Guy always has the best way of explaining things like FLOG!
Now i can imagine The Guy stomping his way around a golf course with a cocktail and Jason lugging a golf bag being a good caddy
Thanks Jimmy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻🏌️♂️
That was gold 🏆
“FML” with the eye rub 😂😂😂
Best description of 'flog' evah !!🤗😄
Literally just got back a few hours ago from carrying a bag of sticks and flogging a ball around a suburb. Thorough enjoyment, just like this video.
Did U get a TEACUP in ONE? HAHAHA.
@@wossle73 I wish! :D
Long suffering Jason! 🤗
"Club members"🤣🤣🤣
"Whacky ball thing eighteen times"🤣🤣🤣 "flog backwards" This is tnaillirb
You've come a long way BABEH! Well done mate👍✌️🤗😂
Thanks Jimmy. Needed this after a busy day.
Never understood it.Hit the ball as far away from as you can then chase after it only to hit it away again.All the floggers err golfers I know come back frustrated as anything after a game.
Spanner.. Ha! I used to work with a guy in my early twenties who used to call me “Spanner”. I never knew why for months until I finally asked him one day and he said “because every time I see you, my nuts tighten up” 🤦🏻♀️😂. It was meant a compliment but I wish I’d never asked. Lol
Well.. what to do!!
I guess he was aging you a compliment 😂😂😂😂
I hope you thanked him.. and then called him an idiot.. as a compliment of course..
Actually it’s really funny.. pity we can’t say those things anymore.. it wld be some sort of “ism” that is no longer allowed!
A local in my area gets called that because he's a giant tool.
Jason: "FML 😔"
🤣😂🤣
Hahahaha you're a genius! 🤜🏼💥🤛🏻
Just discovered Jason!!!!! I play golf and you describe it perfectly 😁😂🤣
Perfectly said, love your work !
I'm hoping for a hole in one, so I'll shout "FOUR"
You didn't even cover the scoring, that's the best (most insane) bit!!
Love love love Jason!❤
Always Brilliant sorry i missed your Perth tour
Never understood flog ... Thanks for making it sound simple :) :)
Lovely definition of "Spanner" XD
I was hoping you’d shed a li’l light on the eagles, bogies ‘n birdies too.
Part II ~ Floggin’ golf score ?
Flog...so true!
Omg,yes Jason,it's a booring game.Very funny.😂😂😂👍
I remember the old joke, why was golf called golf, because shit & fuck were already taken, another great video.
Hahaha when I used to play thats exactly what called it flog, back in the good old days of constant frustration 😝😂
I sent this to my dad who is a really golf fanatic and he pointed out that it’s very similar to a piece Robin Williams used to present.
love this XD
Gold... total gold
Golf!
Lol fml so subtle
Oh Jason, we’ve missed you
What I've already liked this video?!?!
Is golf the only game where you hope not to but expect to lose expensive bits of equipment just by attempting to play it?
No, Skateboarding. Snap your board and you're set back 120 bucks. Ride your board long enough and the tail becomes stubby on the ends and you need to buy a new one if you want to ollie. Slide on your 60mm wheels and they'll shrink down to a "Bearing Condom" Given enough time. Constantly putting candlewax all over your wheel wells, trucks, and whatever you want to grind on, or your board will stop in it's tracks if you turn too hard or do a 50-50. Ride in dirt one too many times and you might need to fix up or even replace the bearings at 10$ per wheel.
I guess you're not really HOPING to lose those expensive bits, though. It's inevitable and it's good to buy new gear.
Sailing - which has been described as "standing fully clothed in a cold shower tearing up $50 bills". You pay truckloads for equipment to sail fast, take it out in big winds to go fast, only to have it break the second you get into the middle of the river, lake, harbour, bay or ocean you happen to be sailing on. Would love to see Jimmy do a "the guy who decides sailing".
Was pretty good but doesn't beat Robin Williams golf.
No mention of pars, birdies or eagles or that there's long grass, short grass, trees or random people yelling fore at you.
LUV ya JIMMY. I'm JASON and I bought a "JASON, JASON, JASON" T-Shirt from your Merch.
I wear it with PRIDE! That's My name, and I question everything Dumb! The Normal response is "JASON" this is how we do IT! LOL
I’d like to see the character, the guy who decides, sitting on a sort of throne with a crown (slightly askew) on his head.
How do you score this?
Can u make a video about the sport "kabbadi"?
Like a spanner 😆
Flog 😂
And since this is in Australia the water might even have a crocodile or two.
Your opinion of golf just just better and better. What was it Sam Clements said?
If you read your comments at all, you should really look up Robin Williams bit on how golf was created. Yours is funny to.😊
Golf - a long walk spoiled
No way Jason comments........
Spanner HAHAHA
Golf IS weird...
Flog backwards: aka, "Whack-f*ck"
If your wealthy enough or have the right friends you dont need to carry the clubs around by yourself. You could pay some other sucker to do it. Call them a "Caddy" and allow them to give you advise on what club to use.
Golf and cricket two games that I can't understand people's fascination with. I'd rather watch grass grow, than either of those.
First! And not wrong Jason! Golf is weird
You need a life
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sooo tru
😂😂😂😂
Should of mentioned that you win by hitting the ball less than the other person vs other sports where you want high scores to win
You should of said you need to yell Fore to duck because you might get hit on the head with the ball and you don't yell duck because you will misinterpreted for a bird and will get struck on the head with the ball
So you're telling LinkedIn was invented before baseball
Should have been drinking scotch for this one, in your cocktail glass. Scotch is the golfing drink (1 shot per a hole)
Just by this tiny little rule, it all suddenly starts to make sense.
What? You didn't even mention the scoring system of Eagles, Birdies and Bogeys? Or the "Four" warning?
Well, the scoring system is another video me thinks!! 🤔
Was funny but I much prefer Robin Williams explaining Golf.
Not bad. Funny stuff. Still prefer Billy Connolly's take. Still following. Best of luck!
Jason, your a spanner.
Golf was invented because men were too self-conscious to ask another man out on a walk
"Sir, but this doest not sound like gun at all, nobody will play it"
(Sprays the drink) "James you idiot, of course it won't be fun. Who said anything about fun? But the playing field be so large that only the rich people will afford it, so they'll WANT to play it to show off their wealth and status"
...
"Expensive playing field?"
"Of course .... let's call it course"
Golf is a Serious Vocation… Nothing too belittle or Sneer at….
Jimmy, you are so great and I watch you most days. But I think you need to change your background occasionally. 😘
SPANNER, a tool for shifting Bolts, also "What you are". LMFAO.
OMG! How many times did I call an Idiot a SPANNER? Before the the world went PC!
("Politically Correct!" NOT 'personal computer') Because I can USE/Fix a 'PC' in a Very Not "PC" way. Think about that! :)
I have no interest in mastering the art of hitting a golf ball straight, life's too short to be good at flogging
Borrows heavily from Robin William skits on Golf 20 years ago.
why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Because he was afraid the first pair would get a hold in it
hole?
First😅
You need a life
Good on Ya! for sitting on your ARSE doing nothing but WAIT for Notifications!
Valid; because you're clearly weirder than Golf.
Robin Williams did this better