Mayonnaise Is For Real Chefs

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  • @Mr_Jish
    @Mr_Jish 3 роки тому +8304

    First, we had Jack, the Maestro of Mayonnaise. Then there was Kay, Mistress of Mince Meat. And now, for all to behold, Charlie has given us *Sara, the Baroness of Bologna*

  • @Affektlv
    @Affektlv 3 роки тому +643

    I love how he never slams the people, but just the skills and the food. Wholesome but roast-mode at the same time, its fucking hilarious.

  • @todhold2673
    @todhold2673 3 роки тому +13097

    He did this whole video without one fat joke and it was still funny. Charlie is a professional.

    • @Mariana-zc1gx
      @Mariana-zc1gx 3 роки тому +2132

      not to be an sjw but most of the times fat jokes are like... pretty unfunny. there’s so much other to make jokes about a person and charlie is a good example. we should be more like charlie.

    • @todhold2673
      @todhold2673 3 роки тому +1230

      @@Mariana-zc1gx Come on man. Lets be real. There are definitely some funny fat jokes. It's just that it's 2021 and Charlie isn't trying to get cancelled or lose his fat audience members.

    • @Kleinstrateratte
      @Kleinstrateratte 3 роки тому +344

      @@Mariana-zc1gx that fat thing looks so surreal you dont have to joke about that

    • @sirquacksalot6463
      @sirquacksalot6463 3 роки тому +75

      @@Mariana-zc1gx Jelly Jugs Are Hilarious Bro

    • @KemoneArmstrong
      @KemoneArmstrong 3 роки тому +608

      @@todhold2673 most people don't know how to make funny fat jokes.

  • @hieronymuth
    @hieronymuth 3 роки тому +3762

    youtube chefs will put everything in their salads except lettuce

    • @Valoryian
      @Valoryian 3 роки тому +61

      even sugar

    • @amittoibis
      @amittoibis 3 роки тому +11

      Spitin strait fax

    • @averyaman431
      @averyaman431 3 роки тому +29

      I'm pretty sure there's lettuce in mayo

    • @NachoG84
      @NachoG84 3 роки тому +8

      Except salad

    • @somethingincorrigible3354
      @somethingincorrigible3354 3 роки тому +27

      They'll start with some quite healthy and it's own, like beans or broccoli, but then demolish every nutrient with salt, sugar, or cholesterol. Kind of like Featureman.

  • @dallinhasfallen6138
    @dallinhasfallen6138 3 роки тому +383

    Drip is forever, doom is eternal, halo is infinite, and mayo is salad

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 3 роки тому +17

      poetry

    • @FauxReal.
      @FauxReal. 3 роки тому +3

      one thing is for sure, patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 3 роки тому +4

      war never change

    • @kanarokan6060
      @kanarokan6060 3 роки тому

      @@FauxReal. Ave true to cesar

    • @zura7069
      @zura7069 3 роки тому +1

      hotel, is trivago

  • @Squibbo0000
    @Squibbo0000 3 роки тому +559

    That bologna grinder isn't obeying the laws of equivalent exchange, she must have a philosopher's stone in it.

  • @serenalucia7679
    @serenalucia7679 3 роки тому +2236

    What is everyone talking about? Girl just built a whole ecosystem with that cornbread salad, nonchalantly. She's too powerful.

    • @senatorpineapple8149
      @senatorpineapple8149 3 роки тому +155

      It straight up looked like layers of the earth’s crust

    • @eragonilo87
      @eragonilo87 3 роки тому +17

      She looks like your mom

    • @eggplant2847
      @eggplant2847 3 роки тому +4

      Put her down
      Joke

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 3 роки тому +20

      Literally put lake water in a sealed jar book ecosystem

    • @senatorpineapple8149
      @senatorpineapple8149 3 роки тому +18

      @@eragonilo87 Well shit alright then

  • @Teaghoul
    @Teaghoul 3 роки тому +678

    Genuinely admire the way Charlie can make genuine funny jokes without making fun of someone’s appearance it’s almost refreshing

    • @astronacht
      @astronacht Рік тому +27

      I counted a couple of chins there, that's past the legal limit.

    • @Teaghoul
      @Teaghoul Рік тому +38

      @@astronacht 💀are you taking your meds ?

    • @brddiieijdogcoc
      @brddiieijdogcoc Рік тому +14

      ​@@Teaghoul she definitely is (insulin)

    • @mackenzie8641
      @mackenzie8641 Рік тому +13

      thats so backhanded lmao

    • @GregoryHouseMD.
      @GregoryHouseMD. 10 місяців тому +6

      What's wrong with fat jokes 😂 people need to know their unhealthy

  • @eda123123
    @eda123123 3 роки тому +984

    “Money is temporary but mayonnaise is forever.”

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 роки тому +5

      02:15

    • @meisteremm
      @meisteremm 3 роки тому +6

      Until you run out of mayonnaise and can't buy more because you're out of money too.

    • @bruceterbear40
      @bruceterbear40 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah saved forever in ur fat

    • @FlyCasual458
      @FlyCasual458 3 роки тому

      I read this as he said it 😂

    • @sadam9585
      @sadam9585 3 роки тому

      its money is temporary but mayo is eternal

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 роки тому +8676

    No one human can handle that much p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ mayo

  • @infuriated5893
    @infuriated5893 3 роки тому +2530

    She hasn’t yet transcended the Mayo threshold and reached immortality like Jack has, but she’s getting there.

    • @tryisie3061
      @tryisie3061 3 роки тому +23

      Everyone had to start somewhere

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 3 роки тому +29

      I mean.... nobody starts as gods

    • @americafuckyeah4520
      @americafuckyeah4520 3 роки тому +2

      Jack who?

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 роки тому +31

      Jack has had a stroke and his wife has to do his videos now. He’s most definitely not immortal and unfortunately he doesn’t look like he’s doing so well.
      Also, he admitted to almost killing his son because he caught him smoking weed.

    • @hammskie05
      @hammskie05 3 роки тому +22

      @@aaronlandry3934 What did he do? Make him eat the party cheese salad?

  • @levi9458
    @levi9458 3 роки тому +772

    I love how she adorably just eats a pickle “oops hehe forgot this”. Idk who this lady is but she seems like the sweetest auntie.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 2 роки тому +28

      literally that's what i felt in the moment

    • @sadsheriff
      @sadsheriff 2 роки тому +14

      it made me giggle she seems so kind

    • @liamduncan3480
      @liamduncan3480 Рік тому +32

      Haha and when charlie said “it’ll be our little secret”

    • @stupidmangoz
      @stupidmangoz 8 місяців тому

      Yeah but every mom I have met so far is the worst cretin in my experience of existence.
      And they do crap like that a lot.

    • @jurb417
      @jurb417 3 місяці тому

      Not for long.... I sense a heart attack coming

  • @imafrickingbin7612
    @imafrickingbin7612 3 роки тому +2136

    this woman is kay's cooking and jack scalfani's love child she ticks all the boxes

    • @CertifiedMVP
      @CertifiedMVP 3 роки тому +7

      Speaking of Jack.
      Was there something wrong with his right hand? He doesn't move it

    • @imafrickingbin7612
      @imafrickingbin7612 3 роки тому +84

      mayo overdose

    • @CertifiedMVP
      @CertifiedMVP 3 роки тому +17

      @@imafrickingbin7612 makes sense.

    • @imafrickingbin7612
      @imafrickingbin7612 3 роки тому +1

      @Niemand so it would seem

    • @imti03
      @imti03 3 роки тому +5

      Don't think that's Kay's cooking cus Kay's cooking is British

  • @notjoltzdude1397
    @notjoltzdude1397 3 роки тому +1004

    “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever”

  • @forg0tten
    @forg0tten 3 роки тому +1267

    Charles White 2021: "Money is temporary, Mayonnaise is for ever."
    well said.

  • @abrahamibanez4364
    @abrahamibanez4364 3 роки тому +145

    Charlie: What if they ask for a substitute for mayo?
    Sara: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.

  • @1Alex1
    @1Alex1 3 роки тому +3790

    She put more Mayo in that salad than I have ever eaten in my 17 years of life

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 роки тому +5

      5 spoonfuls?

    • @thomasbummer4361
      @thomasbummer4361 3 роки тому +92

      @@firstnamelastname180 I bet I truly didnt eat more than that when I was 17, things went downhill from that point on lol

    • @Kanenas215
      @Kanenas215 3 роки тому +9

      "salad"😂

    • @alimctaven7417
      @alimctaven7417 3 роки тому +2

      @@firstnamelastname180 more like 8

    • @snorf525
      @snorf525 3 роки тому +21

      I've eaten about a teaspoon of mayo during my whole life and I am proud of it

  • @_The_Traveler_
    @_The_Traveler_ 3 роки тому +737

    "I'm gonna start with half a cup of mayo, and then we can go from there"
    *_proceeds to empty an entire 30oz bottle_*

    • @Strawberry-be8id
      @Strawberry-be8id 3 роки тому +53

      Two shots of vodka

    • @beans5065
      @beans5065 3 роки тому +3

      @@Strawberry-be8id 😂 😂😂

    • @gileee
      @gileee 3 роки тому +9

      What does cup even mean to them. The second woman also dumps like 3 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter.

    • @brandonswain65
      @brandonswain65 3 роки тому +11

      well look how healthy she looks and then guess how much she thinks a cup of mayo should be

    • @gileee
      @gileee 3 роки тому +6

      @@brandonswain65 Why not just say half a jar. Why even mention cups. "I'm gonna put in 246 teaspoons of mustard"

  • @hiddenone333
    @hiddenone333 3 роки тому +518

    “That’ll be out little secret” had me in stitches

  • @reapergames1603
    @reapergames1603 2 роки тому +83

    I know this is an older video, but I have to say I'm really glad you weren't mean to her. I lived next to her and her family for a few years, and she is the most wholesome woman you will ever meet. She would always bring over food when my mother was fighting cancer and wasn't able to cook and I was too young to do so.

  • @thornbush2708
    @thornbush2708 3 роки тому +1788

    I am really tempted to use “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever” as my senior quote now.

    • @grrrbarkwoof
      @grrrbarkwoof 3 роки тому +24

      i- do it

    • @C1944D
      @C1944D 3 роки тому +17

      Please do

    • @Ditto-.
      @Ditto-. 3 роки тому +10

      Do it!!

    • @Echo-hg7gu
      @Echo-hg7gu 3 роки тому +42

      Maybe do “knowledge is temporary but mayo is forever” it relates more to school

    • @maximus9321
      @maximus9321 3 роки тому +4

      No balls

  • @NickolasGreenOutdoors
    @NickolasGreenOutdoors 3 роки тому +2019

    the best title is Bolonga Is For Real Chefs

  • @antoncamilleri7118
    @antoncamilleri7118 3 роки тому +4710

    Jokes aside, she looks like a very generous person
    Like a person who always greets you and gives you a huge amount of food,
    like a grandma but with many mayo

    • @oussamat612
      @oussamat612 3 роки тому +239

      I feel bad for her tho she's too fat and isn't stopping she 'll suffer

    • @Truck-kun_01
      @Truck-kun_01 3 роки тому +183

      @@oussamat612 her lungs probably gonna collapse under all that weight

    • @Hermit.Crabbe
      @Hermit.Crabbe 3 роки тому +339

      She is _becoming_ the bologna.

    • @dickomin
      @dickomin 3 роки тому +65

      and many cardiac arrests

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 3 роки тому +501

      @@dickomin
      I know she's unhealthy, but she doesn't deserve to be arrested for it.

  • @wolftrillogy
    @wolftrillogy 2 роки тому +24

    6:08 the hello kitty cake is so badly decorated that it’s adorable😭

  • @Gwennerini
    @Gwennerini 3 роки тому +435

    The tropical Amish tribe is a splinter group of Amish who had split from their community around 2003, they spent ten years building a ship that could sail to a tropical location, of course, using only traditional methods. Once the ship was completed they sailed for the Caribbean, taking an uninhabited island, known as Fort Perries, for themselves. The island was once used as a Naval fort for the French colonials in the early to mid 1700s, but was left abandoned after a string of disease and famine struck the colonists living there. This meant that it was uninhabited and ready to be taken. It was then that the tropical Amish were born, otherwise known as the Caribbean Amish. They had brought with them, many traditional Amish foods, many of which were modified to use what they had in hand. That is where the Coconut Amish Pie comes from. As of late the Caribbean Amish are going through a string of troubles related to disputes over who owns the land, due to its close proximity to Jamaica, the Jamaican government argues that it's their property. However, they never officially struck a claim on the island until it was discovered that there was a natural gold deposit on the island. Weirdly, the French still claim they own it, though they've done nothing to take it from the Amish. It's a weird situation. But anyway, that's where Amish Coconut Pie comes from!

    • @wowalamoiz9489
      @wowalamoiz9489 3 роки тому +71

      I get the feeling you made this up.

    • @salad6226
      @salad6226 3 роки тому +94

      @@wowalamoiz9489 if that's the case then props to them for making a whole damn essay on this 👏👏

    • @charlieolinger6607
      @charlieolinger6607 3 роки тому +21

      No clue if this is true or not, but I love it

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 3 роки тому +28

      @@wowalamoiz9489 Even if it is, they get an A+ from me lol

    • @joosoo
      @joosoo 3 роки тому +3

      @@wowalamoiz9489 There are Amish people who live in Belize though

  • @Maxdud
    @Maxdud 3 роки тому +1639

    One thing that I genuinely love about Charlie is that, even if he is just making fun of someone's food or cooking. He never mentions their weight or physical appearance like ever.

    • @miam4443
      @miam4443 3 роки тому +259

      It’s sad reading all these comments, specifically taking about her appearance. I’ve watched her videos before and the comments are very wholesome but now I feel that’s about to change. We need more Charlie’s

    • @extraordinarygamer937
      @extraordinarygamer937 3 роки тому +71

      bruh how can someone not notice her appearance and comment on it its human nature to find odd things odd

    • @Maxdud
      @Maxdud 3 роки тому +318

      @@extraordinarygamer937 obviously we know she is obese it isnt like we ignore it. But making fun of her for it is low. Like it will be typical and overused. Charlie just kinda made fun of her cooking since that is what is supposed to be laughed at.

    • @miam4443
      @miam4443 3 роки тому +188

      @@extraordinarygamer937 - There’s a difference between noticing it and calling it out. Of course we notice it but the majority of people don’t lower themselves to speak on it. It’s just fucked up to do to someone who’s completely harmless and just loves doing what she does. If anything she has more confidence than any of us to even put herself on this fucked up platform for people like you, who seem to project their own insecurities onto people like her. You understand it now?

    • @bufaloguerreiro7573
      @bufaloguerreiro7573 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah mock the obese woman fat , cholesterol and portion crazy meal that made her obese on the first place
      But god forbid you mention her being obese and unhealthy over eating that sort of shit, then you pushed all boundaries

  • @masakihato9486
    @masakihato9486 3 роки тому +656

    "Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how rich... "
    Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how much time you want to remain alive.

    • @lilo5437
      @lilo5437 3 роки тому +19

      So the whole jar for me then 🤷🏽‍♀️🥲

    • @tommot5100
      @tommot5100 3 роки тому +5

      So just fine? Peanut butter was a staple for me while in HS and college while training for sports

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 3 роки тому +7

      Peanut butter isn't unhealthy though.
      It is actually rather good for you.

    • @suryamohan3410
      @suryamohan3410 3 роки тому

      peanut butter is just peanut and salt tho like maybe a spoon of oil but that's about it

    • @matpainter2164
      @matpainter2164 3 роки тому +1

      @@IsaacClodfelter depends on the peanut butter but the plastic shit americans eat isnt too bad but it isnt good
      (Also u Americans somehow made cheese shit and plastic)

  • @00nanagon
    @00nanagon 3 роки тому +69

    I love how Charlie sounds so _AROUSED_ with those good ol' scoops of mayonnaise.

  • @frankcastle3048
    @frankcastle3048 3 роки тому +15134

    This is how europeans imagine every single american and I can't blame them at all.

    • @helenazini
      @helenazini 3 роки тому +968

      I am european and you are absolutely right 😂

    • @sebi77777
      @sebi77777 3 роки тому +239

      You are so right🤣

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 3 роки тому +678

      i think this is how the rest of the world views all americans😭

    • @Foxladinger
      @Foxladinger 3 роки тому +530

      As an American I can confirm that this is at least 1/5th of the population.

    • @alphasunset2647
      @alphasunset2647 3 роки тому +19

      LMFAO YEP

  • @NuzzywtheWuzzy
    @NuzzywtheWuzzy 3 роки тому +789

    That peanut butter giving me “two shots of vodka” vibes

    • @EverythinPage
      @EverythinPage 3 роки тому +1

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      @EverythinPage 3 роки тому +1

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      @EverythinPage 3 роки тому

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    • @Gman-lb5uk
      @Gman-lb5uk 3 роки тому +5

      This comment giving too many bots

    • @EverythinPage
      @EverythinPage 3 роки тому

      @@Gman-lb5uk lmao I’m not a bot

  • @hypotheticaltapeworm
    @hypotheticaltapeworm 3 роки тому +214

    The culinary definition of a salad is a dish made from small bits of several foods. The lettuce-based things that usually come to mind is a garden salad, which is made with (usually raw) vegetables. That said, fruit salad, chicken salad, pasta salad, and even ambrosia are all salads by definition.

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 3 роки тому +10

      Oh really, I didn't know that. I'm actually glad someone said this, thank you.

    • @ommk9650
      @ommk9650 3 роки тому +11

      You forgot to mention the most important part of a salad... Mayo!

    • @matthewware8973
      @matthewware8973 3 роки тому +4

      It's not a salad without mayo

    • @cowboi9042
      @cowboi9042 3 роки тому +4

      so your saying if i took shit from different animals and mixed it toghether it would be a shit salad?

    • @hypotheticaltapeworm
      @hypotheticaltapeworm 3 роки тому +19

      @@cowboi9042 if the pieces are distinguishable enough, sure. Otherwise that'd fall more in line with a pâté.

  • @giusepperesponte8077
    @giusepperesponte8077 3 роки тому +66

    This woman makes absolutely divine fare for the gods compared the other “people” you’ve documented on this channel

  • @chasecook184
    @chasecook184 3 роки тому +385

    “Thats like three tires worth of Bologna”
    Charlie has created another unit of measurement.

    • @hunternegron336
      @hunternegron336 3 роки тому +8

      I'm not up to speed on the lore. Is there a laundry list of other units of measurement? I have to know

    • @littlebird5400
      @littlebird5400 3 роки тому +7

      ...another? I'm interested in the others he's created with his gifted, godlike mind

    • @Bash_Minimal
      @Bash_Minimal 3 роки тому +2

      my thoughts exactly

  • @josephhelms2362
    @josephhelms2362 3 роки тому +743

    The title: Broccoli salad
    The lady: *"Now we add 1/2 cup of sugar."*

    • @joy4084
      @joy4084 3 роки тому +35

      "Healthiest salad ever"

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 3 роки тому +41

      the american way 🤤

    • @aphroditesparrow1837
      @aphroditesparrow1837 3 роки тому +4

      dude you need to try some good broccoli salad though it’s fuckin amazing

    • @yikes5046
      @yikes5046 3 роки тому +6

      @@angelvu trust me 90% of Americans aren't like that ( At least I hope not ).

    • @bertranwalker
      @bertranwalker 3 роки тому +16

      @@yikes5046 google obesity rates in the US

  • @zoemiller5824
    @zoemiller5824 2 роки тому +11

    sara is genuinely one of my fav youtubers she’s so sweet and wholesome to watch

  • @TheUltima_Werewolf
    @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 роки тому +2525

    She's like Jesus but instead of turning water into wine, she turns water into bologna

    • @lilacetone1
      @lilacetone1 3 роки тому +78

      Turn air into diabetes

    • @Voicegoblin
      @Voicegoblin 3 роки тому +25

      She turns the water in your body into bologna

    • @kiwiboyyt5297
      @kiwiboyyt5297 3 роки тому +1

      Like gio turns rocks in to scorpions

    • @somedude2468
      @somedude2468 3 роки тому +6

      She turns saltwater into spam

    • @_jmv
      @_jmv 3 роки тому

      @@kiwiboyyt5297 or like how he turned the brick into a snake

  • @PunTeamYT
    @PunTeamYT 3 роки тому +5613

    I am hoping he reacts to more cooking with kay

    • @maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280
      @maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 3 роки тому +7

      ua-cam.com/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/v-deo.html
      bruh tats facts right def?

    • @CH3R.N0BY1
      @CH3R.N0BY1 3 роки тому +198

      @@maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 why you self promoting bro

    • @doorknobslayer9567
      @doorknobslayer9567 3 роки тому +147

      @@CH3R.N0BY1 they're desperate

    • @ShadowXardas
      @ShadowXardas 3 роки тому +208

      He mentioned once on stream that he doesn't like to anymore because people are really mean to her afterwards.

    • @rolltideroll8458
      @rolltideroll8458 3 роки тому

      @@ShadowXardas F

  • @anotherasian291
    @anotherasian291 3 роки тому +107

    She’s using alchemy to turn that cheese into bologna

  • @SausyVal
    @SausyVal 3 роки тому +9

    Sara is so wholesome and her voice is so cute i just watch her random vids while i do my exams or study cuz like it soothes me

  • @tomdyer8518
    @tomdyer8518 3 роки тому +79

    when Charlie asks, “where are the Amish getting coconuts from?” my face started hurting from a solid mixture of laughter, disgust, and mayo.

  • @chiasmo8919
    @chiasmo8919 3 роки тому +545

    As an italian born and raised in Bologna I've never heard the word Bologna as much as in this video
    You have my thanks

  • @Azby64
    @Azby64 3 роки тому +24

    "Then we're just gonna put some mayo in here to bond it."
    Yes. That is what the whole jar of mayo is for, the bonding properties.

  • @KenzieSkowyra
    @KenzieSkowyra 3 роки тому +537

    I'll be waiting for that "Money is temporary but mayo is forever" hoodie.

    • @Kaislyng
      @Kaislyng 3 роки тому +2

      LMFAOO

    • @McKMuffins
      @McKMuffins 3 роки тому +6

      Would fully cop that not even joking.

    • @Kaislyng
      @Kaislyng 3 роки тому +2

      @@McKMuffins me too

    • @Garchomp808
      @Garchomp808 3 роки тому

      urban dictinary you can put anything on a hoodie/mug

    • @oumardiop1
      @oumardiop1 3 роки тому

      spread the mayo until it is done

  • @mr.totolose2107
    @mr.totolose2107 3 роки тому +355

    Why does the cornbread salad look like my 6th grade science teacher’s earth display

    • @giraffe1381
      @giraffe1381 3 роки тому +5

      Your teacher took some inspiration from her

  • @jakelineham1789
    @jakelineham1789 3 роки тому +149

    Direct from google - 'Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, cured pork or a mixture of the two. The bologna might include choice cuts, depending on who's making it, but usually contains afterthoughts of the meat industry - organs, trimmings, end pieces and so on.' so yeas assholes ETC

    • @mrboxing3517
      @mrboxing3517 3 роки тому

      Yikes...lol

    • @fbidumbbee
      @fbidumbbee 3 роки тому +15

      it sounds gross but at least it's not going to waste

    • @Soupprobablycan
      @Soupprobablycan 3 роки тому +1

      FBI that's a good way to think about it

    • @filipmajewski8382
      @filipmajewski8382 3 роки тому +13

      @@Soupprobablycan I feel like people have a prejudice against many foods, mainly cuts of meat, but most of the time it's very tasty if cooked correctly and throwing it away is just wasteful. There are restaurants in Japan that are dedicated to using every part of the chicken they can and i think it's a very cool concept

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 3 роки тому +14

      @@fbidumbbee Yup. It really is kind of magical that the yucky stuff can be turned into something edible. There is a really crazy story of how the Soviets copied Bologna, which is known as "doctors sausage" (yeah) and it was a massive hit because it was easy to produce en masse and initially actually quite healthy. UA-camr "My Name is Andong" made a really cool mini documentary about it, which I wholeheartedly recommend.

  • @haphazardprism
    @haphazardprism 2 роки тому +12

    2:06
    Charlie talkin' dirty 😂

  • @DubCmusicTV
    @DubCmusicTV 3 роки тому +511

    Money is temporary, clogged arteries are forever.

    • @bnuuycomrade5089
      @bnuuycomrade5089 3 роки тому +12

      Hell yeah

    • @zkull9982
      @zkull9982 3 роки тому +8

      *Death is temporary*

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 3 роки тому +19

      I may be heavy, but how the hell does it get that bad? Someone please explain to me

    • @shisexee
      @shisexee 3 роки тому +1

      @@dandyrion5779 Oh, then maybe people like that have eating disorders...

    • @eragonship4929
      @eragonship4929 3 роки тому +8

      @@shisexee yeah probably a combination of incredibly fatty food and some eating disorder

  • @jorgehernandez5730
    @jorgehernandez5730 3 роки тому +322

    "Was this discovered before we discovered lettuce?"
    It was discovered before we learned about heart disease

    • @sidking2381
      @sidking2381 3 роки тому +6

      I said the same thing to myself

  • @thedaredevil9309
    @thedaredevil9309 3 роки тому +307

    “1 spoon of peanut butter”
    *ADDS THE WHOLE JAR*

    • @KillaSardinez5656
      @KillaSardinez5656 3 роки тому +19

      Two shots of vodka

    • @reinerheiner1148
      @reinerheiner1148 3 роки тому +6

      Adds the whole bottle.. and then 2 more

    • @Hornium
      @Hornium 3 роки тому +2

      Nobody can tell me you cant use a serving spoon instead

    • @krypto2585
      @krypto2585 3 роки тому +1

      Per square inch duhh

  • @squish5299
    @squish5299 2 роки тому +17

    Ngl I always appreciate how he's never made fun of any of the bad chef's appearances. He's had the opportunity to make some low blows and doesn't. I know it's the bare minimum but I appreciate his respectful bullying.

  • @Nate_ROB_
    @Nate_ROB_ 3 роки тому +213

    I cannot imagine eating that bologna salad and not dying immediately

    • @battlechick
      @battlechick 3 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @nutitoo
      @nutitoo 3 роки тому

      you are technically right because we all are gonna die one day

    • @topgeorge6908
      @topgeorge6908 3 роки тому +11

      @De'Ron Jones you ok there? Seems like one of the mental hospitals lost their patient

    • @philymc2801
      @philymc2801 3 роки тому +4

      @De'Ron Jones
      Lmao
      This right here is why most ppl cant stand vegans.
      The most arrogant and self righteous ppl in the planet.
      You know how many millions of animals are killed or displaced in the farming of fruit and vegetables and if everyone ate only plant based you would have a hell of alot more deaths.
      Stop with your vegan nonsense ffs.
      Most of the pea protein and processed soy is terrible for you because of all the pesticides used which leave them high in sulphates.

    • @altnova6643
      @altnova6643 3 роки тому

      @@philymc2801 pretty sure by the way it's worded that it's a copy pasta

  • @JebemTiZivot
    @JebemTiZivot 3 роки тому +809

    That’s literally like 5000 calories of just mayo, like mayo is 100cal per tbsp.

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 3 роки тому +65

      Those are rookie numbers compared to how much mayo we Slavs eat.

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 3 роки тому +1

      @@Burek_King Lol you Russian or what?

    • @Burek_King
      @Burek_King 3 роки тому +30

      @@JebemTiZivot Nope, Croatian.

    • @JebemTiZivot
      @JebemTiZivot 3 роки тому +2

      @@Burek_King oh 🤣 pa govoriš hrvatska?

    • @gooblegobble78
      @gooblegobble78 3 роки тому +7

      Bullshit, Kingassripper has requested you to his chambers. He ain't asking you...

  • @daypsiequartz
    @daypsiequartz 3 роки тому +186

    "There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. But no bread" -Pepe the prawn, Muppets from Space (1999)

    • @daisysalinas9094
      @daisysalinas9094 3 роки тому +2

      I still don’t understand how Rizzo was able to consume that entire plate of bologna while chugging it all down with a cup of coffee.

    • @ratooooll
      @ratooooll 3 роки тому

      el pepe

  • @jingi87
    @jingi87 2 роки тому +2

    I swear only an American would ever call that first thing a salad

  • @luk3warm225
    @luk3warm225 3 роки тому +590

    "Money is temporary, but mayo is forever." - Charles "Homeless Jesus" White

    • @aog1747
      @aog1747 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated 😂

    • @evenoddridge4829
      @evenoddridge4829 3 роки тому +10

      Wasn't the first jesus homeless jesus? Charlie is wearhouse jesus

    • @lucere6102
      @lucere6102 3 роки тому +2

      Charles “Homeless Jesus “”fucking”” Christ” White

  • @GhostRevenant
    @GhostRevenant 3 роки тому +73

    "So what is salad? Ah. Mayonnaise."
    you just summed up all the youtube chefs right there

  • @caseyschmacey
    @caseyschmacey 3 роки тому +2435

    I actually watch Simply Sara and am glad Charlie wasn't mean to her. Say what you want about her, but she RADIATES generosity and wholesomeness. She is such a sweet personality

    • @deandrethiel9510
      @deandrethiel9510 3 роки тому +202

      Yeah I get that feeling too but she has a problem that needs fixing and it's killing her

    • @KingdomOfApple
      @KingdomOfApple 3 роки тому +321

      She seems like an absolutely fuckin' kickass person, but that bologna salad should not exist, lol.

    • @d.l.4873
      @d.l.4873 3 роки тому +15

      @@deandrethiel9510 The fat will fix her very soon, don't worry

    • @SpencerHHO
      @SpencerHHO 3 роки тому +137

      Charlie seems pretty cognizant of the influence and power he wields and probably doesn't want people to brigade and torment people with toxic shit.

    • @albinochickennugget28
      @albinochickennugget28 3 роки тому +29

      The worst part is I think she has had a heart surgery you can see the scar or what look likes a scar when she is making the bologna salad. The scar is on her elbow.

  • @anglespoggle
    @anglespoggle 3 роки тому +28

    Sara just seems so sweet I could watch her put mayonnaise on top of mayonnaise on top of corn bread for hours

  • @onelusciouslad7841
    @onelusciouslad7841 3 роки тому +225

    Charlies unenthusiastic enthusiastic voice cannot be levelled by anyone else, he is just so unique, his voice paired with his surprising vocabulary and tendency to act like the dumbest things are the most holy probably makes him one of the most entertaining, unique channels on UA-cam.

    • @wave7138
      @wave7138 2 роки тому +1

      i’ve never seen a comment able to articulate how i feel about this channel as well as you have, thank you

  • @Gruetzsensen
    @Gruetzsensen 3 роки тому +318

    "Don't trust skinny chefs" but I am not sure if I should trust her...

    • @malachiroberts6198
      @malachiroberts6198 3 роки тому +56

      She's an advocate for triple bypass surgery and wants you to join her.

    • @Djeeoo1
      @Djeeoo1 3 роки тому +4

      I mean, she's kind of popular by seeing the amount of views on her videos. Probably not all of them are watching for pure entertainment. So my question is, who in their right mind would try her recipes, she didn't get like this for no reason

    • @TheEvilWithinFan
      @TheEvilWithinFan 3 роки тому +18

      I really don't care what their body size is, I wouldn't trust anyone who uses that much mayo in their food.

    • @fnors2
      @fnors2 3 роки тому +8

      @@Djeeoo1 People likely watch her with some kind of morbid curiosity. Trying to see food that will end you as you eat them.
      It's kind of like Epic Meal Times from way back when, with seeing how much bacon and meat you can put in a meal. Though at least with Epic Meal Times, they were more on the entertainment side of things than pure food.

    • @minicokes4366
      @minicokes4366 3 роки тому +5

      @@malachiroberts6198 It's Midsommar but for heart diseases

  • @unlimitedpower3157
    @unlimitedpower3157 3 роки тому +1051

    It seems like Sara probably has the most "edible" recipes out of the other UA-cam cooks you've looked at. It's just the ones with heaping piles of mayo that make me gag.

    • @nobunnys_perfect
      @nobunnys_perfect 3 роки тому +54

      You must‘ve missed the amount of sugar she threw into that broccoli „salad“ 😂 cringed so hard..

    • @redditfm4578
      @redditfm4578 3 роки тому +21

      Nonne of the recipes she did are edible.

    • @Crankey239
      @Crankey239 3 роки тому +15

      I couldn't fathom eating a single one of those dishes.

    • @BigCheeseIsReal
      @BigCheeseIsReal 3 роки тому +7

      c o r n b r e a d s a l a d

    • @garminbozia
      @garminbozia 3 роки тому +12

      The only thing that looked good was the cake, but it's probably filled with unnecessary sugar.

  • @nightlyjambles6114
    @nightlyjambles6114 Рік тому +1

    the sound of the baloney traveling through the grinder made my skin crawl

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 3 роки тому +2853

    She is like a sweet grandma, but instead of a stuffed turkey she makes a plate of mayonnaise and sugar for the whole family lol
    - btw I draw (and do) stupid stuff if anyone cares

    • @meestersecure9060
      @meestersecure9060 3 роки тому +78

      Thanks Auntie Diabetes!

    • @dabirdgaming8207
      @dabirdgaming8207 3 роки тому +3

      yeah ikr, i agree
      ua-cam.com/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/v-deo.html

    • @wugiwugu
      @wugiwugu 3 роки тому +66

      this is what we europeans think of whenwe think of american kitchen
      edit: loved the last video (skit) lmao

    • @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά
      @ΣκοτώνωΧαρά 3 роки тому +6

      @@meestersecure9060 You could say... she's sweet.

    • @jeremyhughes2864
      @jeremyhughes2864 3 роки тому +22

      @@wugiwugu Uggghhhhh..I can see why you think that,but I can promise you,that not all of us Americans are morbidly obese, & a lot of Americans don't look or eat like she does..LoL..Sorry,but it's true

  • @zIVeNomIx
    @zIVeNomIx 3 роки тому +9

    I just wanna say I appreciate Charlie for watching these funny, weird and sometimes cringey videos without insulting anyone. He mainly just pretends to be a fan or a part of it like with Attaway General or this chef or the relationship show. I think it shows he’s a good person just here for good vibes, not to roast or harm anyone

  • @tomblack5588
    @tomblack5588 3 роки тому +748

    i really appreciate how he doesn’t shit on her appearance and only makes jokes about the food.

    • @gregothy9190
      @gregothy9190 3 роки тому +170

      Yeah, can't say the same for YT comments... But who's surprised there

    • @SKYRONsingle
      @SKYRONsingle 3 роки тому +177

      There is simply nothing to be said that isn’t already on everyone’s mind

    • @ehodzic155
      @ehodzic155 3 роки тому +111

      Its a big part to ignore to be honest. She is ridiculously fat

    • @Grease-Goblin
      @Grease-Goblin 3 роки тому +144

      The man doesn't go for the easy jokes. Where's the sport in that?

    • @davidb.3833
      @davidb.3833 3 роки тому +23

      @@ehodzic155 Hey but they probably really enjoy their food. Sucks eating healthy sometimes.

  • @263kiki
    @263kiki 2 роки тому +2

    been going on a streak watching all of Charlie's UA-cam chef reviews, I'm never complaining about my moms cooking again i promise.

  • @dannazione653
    @dannazione653 3 роки тому +19

    2:36 its old fashioned because it was discovered before we knew about health standards

  • @Acaerwen
    @Acaerwen 3 роки тому +49

    A friend of mine and me found this woman once when we simply searched "corndog" to find some quality youtube posts. We were in awe of the absolute unit placed in front of us.

  • @queenofawesome2550
    @queenofawesome2550 3 роки тому +666

    This woman is such a sweet heart but god the stuff she cooks is unhealthy.

    • @vraolet
      @vraolet 3 роки тому +50

      I feel like it would just taste like mayo and nothing else

    • @JacketCK
      @JacketCK 3 роки тому +110

      @@vraolet you underestimate the absolute disgusting taste of balogna

    • @LKonstantina915
      @LKonstantina915 3 роки тому +33

      also she's overweight because of it probably unless she had health issuses or something idk

    • @osku2290
      @osku2290 3 роки тому +32

      @@LKonstantina915 i imagine every american looks like that so nothing to worry about ;)

    • @damianflavius8663
      @damianflavius8663 3 роки тому +28

      You're god damn right her heart is sweet.

  • @generalgrevious815
    @generalgrevious815 2 роки тому +4

    Scientificlly speaking, a salad is anything you find in the back of the fridge mixed together in a bowl.

  • @Shaftygod
    @Shaftygod 3 роки тому +190

    "We're gonna start with a cup and add more if we need it"
    Dumps a quart of mayo into bowl.

    • @nickbmxguy
      @nickbmxguy 3 роки тому +1

      I was going to comment the same thing haha

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 3 роки тому

      იმიჯი

    • @QahnaarinDovah
      @QahnaarinDovah 3 роки тому

      Soooo much. I’m disgusted

    • @TheBananaThug
      @TheBananaThug 3 роки тому +1

      I think she genuinely is under the impression that a "cup" would be the measurement to fill one of her drinking cups

  • @valentinusaurelius2259
    @valentinusaurelius2259 3 роки тому +560

    Charlie's sexually charged commentary over this is *almost* more disturbing than the video itself.

    • @lexxii3853
      @lexxii3853 3 роки тому +54

      What are you talking about? Are you not sexually attracted to mayo??

    • @amberslahlize7961
      @amberslahlize7961 3 роки тому +13

      "Jammy, stop dunking your nut sack into the dog bowl" before this comment I was going to share on social media, but my family friendly friends list say a hard NOPE!

    • @Totalinternalreflection
      @Totalinternalreflection 3 роки тому +2

      He’s honestly so vulgar and basic and overrated.

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 3 роки тому +40

      @@Totalinternalreflection if you are not a fan why are you here

    • @rustable4165
      @rustable4165 3 роки тому +16

      @@Totalinternalreflection ok and

  • @Mister_Clean
    @Mister_Clean 3 роки тому +1692

    This woman makes American cooking look absolutely horrid

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 3 роки тому +104

      Any minute now there will be an obesity joke or portion size joke. Just gotta wait a little longer, but while we wait what's your favorite food?

    • @idiotacp
      @idiotacp 3 роки тому +309

      wydm this is exactly what i imagine Americans to be like

    • @devoniguess1674
      @devoniguess1674 3 роки тому +130

      @@fagioli7063 heavy amount of time you gotta weight there bud.

    • @HayTatsuko
      @HayTatsuko 3 роки тому +41

      @@fagioli7063 A nice black bean-based taco with a low-sodium seasoning blend, fresh tomato, bell and jalapeño peppers, and a modest amount of whatever cheese is handy and is shreddable or grate-able, as a condiment, not a main component of the dish. If I can get it in a super high-fiber, low net carb tortilla, all the better.

    • @waitwhat238
      @waitwhat238 3 роки тому +3

      @@HayTatsuko
      Do you prefer Spinach or Corn tortillas?

  • @SPGHTTFRT
    @SPGHTTFRT 2 роки тому +4

    I love how restrained the first lady was with the mustard right after she dumped a week’s worth of mayo into the bowl lmao

  • @zeemouu
    @zeemouu 3 роки тому +85

    "Mayonese is for real chefs"
    Wrong, its for real musicians

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 3 роки тому +935

    She’s duplicating that bologna like Jesus did in the book of Matthew; when he fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.

  • @hippytea6333
    @hippytea6333 3 роки тому +56

    I imagine all the “cooks” Charlie watches are going team up together to make the ultimate dish

  • @roaminxo
    @roaminxo 2 роки тому +1

    I think it's beautiful that I got a kraft mayo ad on this vid

  • @slabofsteak4
    @slabofsteak4 3 роки тому +56

    imagine back 100 years ago people wouldn’t look for oil they would look for mayonnaise

    • @lumpy1093
      @lumpy1093 3 роки тому +5

      mayonnaise is the ultimate fuel source

    • @KB-cc5qx
      @KB-cc5qx 3 роки тому +2

      Mayo in this ladies neck

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo464
      @iwantsexseemyvideo464 3 роки тому

      @@lumpy1093 უგო

    • @slabofsteak4
      @slabofsteak4 3 роки тому

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo464 go away divorced mom bot

    • @ezraf.7759
      @ezraf.7759 3 роки тому

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo464 this is why sex before marriage is a sin

  • @Fragliche
    @Fragliche 3 роки тому +333

    "I've never heard of Amish people living near a beach."
    Belize has entered the chat.

    • @nilessautter5005
      @nilessautter5005 3 роки тому +12

      My grandparents were missionaries in Belize for 25 years. They're Mennonite. Originally Amish

    • @ayden3341
      @ayden3341 3 роки тому +4

      My grandparents used to live in a Mennonite colony in Belize lol

    • @goatz4u
      @goatz4u 3 роки тому

      Witty 🧐

    • @VidGams
      @VidGams 3 роки тому +18

      Isn't entering a chat against the Amish lifestyle.

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 3 роки тому +4

      @@VidGams opened the letter?

  • @xXRIEMENSXx
    @xXRIEMENSXx 3 роки тому +123

    “oh we left a pickle out, i ate it” KILLED ME HAHAHA

    • @ghoul6446
      @ghoul6446 3 роки тому +14

      Then he said, " it'll be our secret" 🤣

  • @chuckmeister6897
    @chuckmeister6897 2 роки тому +1

    I was hungry af when I started watching, I’m not feeling hungry anymore

  • @SonyEnthusiast
    @SonyEnthusiast 3 роки тому +73

    I’ve seen only two “chefs” cook while sitting down

  • @tyjones9963
    @tyjones9963 3 роки тому +26

    "So what makes this recipe old fashioned? Was this discovered before lettuce?"😂😂 i died cuz i didnt even realize it was supposed to be a salad

  • @bowtie_the_wolf7185
    @bowtie_the_wolf7185 3 роки тому +1055

    My God at this point why don’t you just make a Mayonnaise pie

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 3 роки тому +14

      Can we add this to the Rules of the Internet, “If it exists someone has filmed themselves adding mayonnaise to it”.

    • @FlameKB
      @FlameKB 3 роки тому +27

      @@kingmankingboy8743 for anybody wondering what the link is, they posted the same one several times so it’s probably advertising so don’t bother clicking on it :)

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 3 роки тому

      @@kingmankingboy8743 ??

    • @alexosow
      @alexosow 3 роки тому +2

      @@FlameKB Yeah :/

    • @kryrimstercat
      @kryrimstercat 3 роки тому +2

      Oh shit that's good write that down

  • @OhyeahKandJyea
    @OhyeahKandJyea 2 роки тому +1

    When he said "that will be our little secret"... That was it for me, I almost passed on.

  • @μποέμ
    @μποέμ 3 роки тому +185

    This us what i think when someone refrences American cuisine lol

    • @_The_God_King_
      @_The_God_King_ 3 роки тому +23

      Please dear god no, id move if this was the reference for our food

    • @basementjesus7346
      @basementjesus7346 3 роки тому +8

      As an American I can assure you this is not what a normal American eats. I my self wanted to throw that bowl of retched bologna and mayonnaise out her window. I'd much rather eat a bowl of dirt over that crime against humanity.

    • @toccandocreacanaleulterior176
      @toccandocreacanaleulterior176 3 роки тому

      Same here

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 3 роки тому +1

      @@_The_God_King_ trust me, the only time this is considered even close to american cuisine is when the person in question making the food has absolutely no self restraint whatsoever and eats like an absolute animal, that is to say, several times their body weight.

    • @rafaelmoreira5213
      @rafaelmoreira5213 3 роки тому +2

      I thought americans only eat fast food

  • @Techn0Fox
    @Techn0Fox 3 роки тому +149

    I really can't imagine myself eating like this everyday.

    • @gooeyboy706
      @gooeyboy706 3 роки тому +14

      @The peepeepoopoo man Ah yes, the anime protagonist.

    • @TheSorcerer1
      @TheSorcerer1 3 роки тому +36

      Well if you did, your "everyday" would be a few very short days.

    • @thewonderlandsystem6276
      @thewonderlandsystem6276 3 роки тому +40

      I can’t even imagine myself eating like this once.

    • @raget7293
      @raget7293 3 роки тому +2

      Heart disease in a bowl

    • @mikeyboy7719
      @mikeyboy7719 3 роки тому

      I could do this

  • @dannygrover595
    @dannygrover595 3 роки тому +528

    It's like her doctor told her "if you want to lose weight you have to eat salad"
    Now she calls everything she eats a salad.

    • @velvetclaw33
      @velvetclaw33 3 роки тому +19

      My god this comment is hilarious 😂

    • @FancyNCR
      @FancyNCR 3 роки тому +40

      She broke the system

    • @bigsloppy5569
      @bigsloppy5569 3 роки тому +19

      Doctors hate this lady for this one simple blah blah blah

    • @Amoeba_Podre
      @Amoeba_Podre 3 роки тому +5

      Big Mac salad

    • @dabirdgaming8207
      @dabirdgaming8207 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/i0xHIxwbQoo/v-deo.html jehaba

  • @BenSearsVids
    @BenSearsVids Рік тому +1

    The sugar in the broccoli salad floored me

  • @dean6708
    @dean6708 3 роки тому +1918

    I'm glad he doesn't talk shit about her weight, that's too easy and would be just mean really. This shit is funny haha

    • @vestis9050
      @vestis9050 3 роки тому +57

      100% agree

    • @joraydzurita1614
      @joraydzurita1614 3 роки тому +236

      He never criticized the actual person only the food/recipe it’s amazing

    • @Lov3lyMoon
      @Lov3lyMoon 3 роки тому +158

      @@asclepius7516 a lot of people having coping mechanism for mental health issues. You don’t know her, she could have depression and her only escape is food. Or a bad childhood where food was some sort of relief

    • @viktorbimmel4007
      @viktorbimmel4007 3 роки тому +43

      @@Lov3lyMoon While thats not to blame on her its to blame on the trird world healthcare system in the US and the fact that there is more culture in a yoghurt than in half the US.

    • @mlour6110
      @mlour6110 3 роки тому +9

      Dudeman90 and Jorayd so we are at a point where you find it 'amazing' that someone is not displaing fatphobia / being fatphobic

  • @salvicx5048
    @salvicx5048 3 роки тому +1764

    Genuinely hard to watch. Like watching someone slowly poison themselves.

    • @slime8721
      @slime8721 3 роки тому +36

      True

    • @gageblanchard7467
      @gageblanchard7467 3 роки тому +203

      Like watching an alcoholic buy alcohol

    • @jamesrichardson4513
      @jamesrichardson4513 3 роки тому +110

      With those ingredients it is actually quickly poisoning her 🤦‍♂️

    • @joemohamed3008
      @joemohamed3008 3 роки тому +77

      That's literally what's happening

    • @Long-Horse
      @Long-Horse 3 роки тому +14

      Bit late for that it looks like.

  • @CRMN805
    @CRMN805 3 роки тому +334

    I feel bad for this lady, she seems like such a nice person but the truth is that she is killing herself with these kinds of recepies...

    • @aidanschram9652
      @aidanschram9652 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah if you look like that then you're giving yourself a death sentence

    • @fwoink1659
      @fwoink1659 3 роки тому +3

      She do be making some good food tho ngl

    • @jaxx1360
      @jaxx1360 3 роки тому +44

      Her neck is already gone, absorbed by her stomach because the mayonnaise wasn't enough to satisfy the stomach.

    • @Unknown-sz8kg
      @Unknown-sz8kg 3 роки тому +11

      Eating bad food is a choice, her own fault to die 40 years earlier.

    • @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060
      @arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 3 роки тому +18

      Yall talking shit but watch her live to 80 like this with more accumulated pleasure than you can fathom

  • @jinxismissing
    @jinxismissing 2 роки тому +1

    “Money is temporary mayo is forever” 😭😭😭

  • @CoasterHorizons
    @CoasterHorizons 3 роки тому +421

    “It’s like a washing machine for baloney”
    Yep basically sums up reddit

    • @drodon1474
      @drodon1474 3 роки тому

      Mayo

    • @محمد678
      @محمد678 3 роки тому +1

      im your 69th like :)

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j 3 роки тому +13

      @@محمد678 FUNNY SEX NUMBER!!!??!!?!?! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳

    • @christianwatt2924
      @christianwatt2924 3 роки тому +3

      OMG SECKS SOOOO FUNNNNY XD
      @@user-zm7zl9lc6j

    • @yassu20
      @yassu20 3 роки тому +1

      @@christianwatt2924 IKR FUNNY SECKS 🤪

  • @FUNKOfilms
    @FUNKOfilms 3 роки тому +46

    - The guy at the deli - "How much bologna would you like ma'am?"
    - This woman - "Yes."

  • @PhaTs00p
    @PhaTs00p 3 роки тому +1009

    That's one hell of a keto meal right there. No wonder she's so nimble.

    • @Undertaker2434
      @Undertaker2434 3 роки тому +81

      Indeed, I’ve never seen someone make a salad so fast and so healthy. Truly amazing.

    • @chronical6786
      @chronical6786 3 роки тому

      po ua-cam.com/video/i0xHIxwbQoa/v-deo.html i would agree if u were right

    • @bandofthebayou1401
      @bandofthebayou1401 3 роки тому +7

      @@Undertaker2434 In the words of Randy from TPB; "a mans gotta eat."

    • @nikitaandrew8065
      @nikitaandrew8065 3 роки тому +1

      last time i checked pickles arnt keto

    • @memesarekeem
      @memesarekeem 3 роки тому +6

      you're mean man

  • @JW-ob1gb
    @JW-ob1gb 3 роки тому +6

    4:30 LOLOLOL laughing so hard right now

  • @maninjaking
    @maninjaking 3 роки тому +167

    “I’m just using one cup of peanut butter”
    Literally uses the entire jar.

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 роки тому +12

      Because she drinks out of a jar so jars are cups to her

    • @carterward1449
      @carterward1449 3 роки тому +12

      Dude when she said half a cup of mayo in that Bologna salad it was literally like 3 cups 😂

    • @Niagaranobs
      @Niagaranobs 3 роки тому +2

      When you're just one cup of peanut butter:

    • @luminethewolf8152
      @luminethewolf8152 3 роки тому +2

      The jar is shaped like a cup

  • @inthemarshes22
    @inthemarshes22 3 роки тому +14

    1:56 “oh that will be our little secret” 🤣🤣🤣🤣