First, we had Jack, the Maestro of Mayonnaise. Then there was Kay, Mistress of Mince Meat. And now, for all to behold, Charlie has given us *Sara, the Baroness of Bologna*
not to be an sjw but most of the times fat jokes are like... pretty unfunny. there’s so much other to make jokes about a person and charlie is a good example. we should be more like charlie.
@@Mariana-zc1gx Come on man. Lets be real. There are definitely some funny fat jokes. It's just that it's 2021 and Charlie isn't trying to get cancelled or lose his fat audience members.
They'll start with some quite healthy and it's own, like beans or broccoli, but then demolish every nutrient with salt, sugar, or cholesterol. Kind of like Featureman.
Jack has had a stroke and his wife has to do his videos now. He’s most definitely not immortal and unfortunately he doesn’t look like he’s doing so well. Also, he admitted to almost killing his son because he caught him smoking weed.
I know this is an older video, but I have to say I'm really glad you weren't mean to her. I lived next to her and her family for a few years, and she is the most wholesome woman you will ever meet. She would always bring over food when my mother was fighting cancer and wasn't able to cook and I was too young to do so.
Jokes aside, she looks like a very generous person Like a person who always greets you and gives you a huge amount of food, like a grandma but with many mayo
The tropical Amish tribe is a splinter group of Amish who had split from their community around 2003, they spent ten years building a ship that could sail to a tropical location, of course, using only traditional methods. Once the ship was completed they sailed for the Caribbean, taking an uninhabited island, known as Fort Perries, for themselves. The island was once used as a Naval fort for the French colonials in the early to mid 1700s, but was left abandoned after a string of disease and famine struck the colonists living there. This meant that it was uninhabited and ready to be taken. It was then that the tropical Amish were born, otherwise known as the Caribbean Amish. They had brought with them, many traditional Amish foods, many of which were modified to use what they had in hand. That is where the Coconut Amish Pie comes from. As of late the Caribbean Amish are going through a string of troubles related to disputes over who owns the land, due to its close proximity to Jamaica, the Jamaican government argues that it's their property. However, they never officially struck a claim on the island until it was discovered that there was a natural gold deposit on the island. Weirdly, the French still claim they own it, though they've done nothing to take it from the Amish. It's a weird situation. But anyway, that's where Amish Coconut Pie comes from!
One thing that I genuinely love about Charlie is that, even if he is just making fun of someone's food or cooking. He never mentions their weight or physical appearance like ever.
It’s sad reading all these comments, specifically taking about her appearance. I’ve watched her videos before and the comments are very wholesome but now I feel that’s about to change. We need more Charlie’s
@@extraordinarygamer937 obviously we know she is obese it isnt like we ignore it. But making fun of her for it is low. Like it will be typical and overused. Charlie just kinda made fun of her cooking since that is what is supposed to be laughed at.
@@extraordinarygamer937 - There’s a difference between noticing it and calling it out. Of course we notice it but the majority of people don’t lower themselves to speak on it. It’s just fucked up to do to someone who’s completely harmless and just loves doing what she does. If anything she has more confidence than any of us to even put herself on this fucked up platform for people like you, who seem to project their own insecurities onto people like her. You understand it now?
Yeah mock the obese woman fat , cholesterol and portion crazy meal that made her obese on the first place But god forbid you mention her being obese and unhealthy over eating that sort of shit, then you pushed all boundaries
@@IsaacClodfelter depends on the peanut butter but the plastic shit americans eat isnt too bad but it isnt good (Also u Americans somehow made cheese shit and plastic)
The culinary definition of a salad is a dish made from small bits of several foods. The lettuce-based things that usually come to mind is a garden salad, which is made with (usually raw) vegetables. That said, fruit salad, chicken salad, pasta salad, and even ambrosia are all salads by definition.
Direct from google - 'Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, cured pork or a mixture of the two. The bologna might include choice cuts, depending on who's making it, but usually contains afterthoughts of the meat industry - organs, trimmings, end pieces and so on.' so yeas assholes ETC
@@Soupprobablycan I feel like people have a prejudice against many foods, mainly cuts of meat, but most of the time it's very tasty if cooked correctly and throwing it away is just wasteful. There are restaurants in Japan that are dedicated to using every part of the chicken they can and i think it's a very cool concept
@@fbidumbbee Yup. It really is kind of magical that the yucky stuff can be turned into something edible. There is a really crazy story of how the Soviets copied Bologna, which is known as "doctors sausage" (yeah) and it was a massive hit because it was easy to produce en masse and initially actually quite healthy. UA-camr "My Name is Andong" made a really cool mini documentary about it, which I wholeheartedly recommend.
Ngl I always appreciate how he's never made fun of any of the bad chef's appearances. He's had the opportunity to make some low blows and doesn't. I know it's the bare minimum but I appreciate his respectful bullying.
@De'Ron Jones Lmao This right here is why most ppl cant stand vegans. The most arrogant and self righteous ppl in the planet. You know how many millions of animals are killed or displaced in the farming of fruit and vegetables and if everyone ate only plant based you would have a hell of alot more deaths. Stop with your vegan nonsense ffs. Most of the pea protein and processed soy is terrible for you because of all the pesticides used which leave them high in sulphates.
I actually watch Simply Sara and am glad Charlie wasn't mean to her. Say what you want about her, but she RADIATES generosity and wholesomeness. She is such a sweet personality
The worst part is I think she has had a heart surgery you can see the scar or what look likes a scar when she is making the bologna salad. The scar is on her elbow.
Charlies unenthusiastic enthusiastic voice cannot be levelled by anyone else, he is just so unique, his voice paired with his surprising vocabulary and tendency to act like the dumbest things are the most holy probably makes him one of the most entertaining, unique channels on UA-cam.
I mean, she's kind of popular by seeing the amount of views on her videos. Probably not all of them are watching for pure entertainment. So my question is, who in their right mind would try her recipes, she didn't get like this for no reason
@@Djeeoo1 People likely watch her with some kind of morbid curiosity. Trying to see food that will end you as you eat them. It's kind of like Epic Meal Times from way back when, with seeing how much bacon and meat you can put in a meal. Though at least with Epic Meal Times, they were more on the entertainment side of things than pure food.
It seems like Sara probably has the most "edible" recipes out of the other UA-cam cooks you've looked at. It's just the ones with heaping piles of mayo that make me gag.
She is like a sweet grandma, but instead of a stuffed turkey she makes a plate of mayonnaise and sugar for the whole family lol - btw I draw (and do) stupid stuff if anyone cares
@@wugiwugu Uggghhhhh..I can see why you think that,but I can promise you,that not all of us Americans are morbidly obese, & a lot of Americans don't look or eat like she does..LoL..Sorry,but it's true
I just wanna say I appreciate Charlie for watching these funny, weird and sometimes cringey videos without insulting anyone. He mainly just pretends to be a fan or a part of it like with Attaway General or this chef or the relationship show. I think it shows he’s a good person just here for good vibes, not to roast or harm anyone
A friend of mine and me found this woman once when we simply searched "corndog" to find some quality youtube posts. We were in awe of the absolute unit placed in front of us.
"Jammy, stop dunking your nut sack into the dog bowl" before this comment I was going to share on social media, but my family friendly friends list say a hard NOPE!
@@fagioli7063 A nice black bean-based taco with a low-sodium seasoning blend, fresh tomato, bell and jalapeño peppers, and a modest amount of whatever cheese is handy and is shreddable or grate-able, as a condiment, not a main component of the dish. If I can get it in a super high-fiber, low net carb tortilla, all the better.
@@kingmankingboy8743 for anybody wondering what the link is, they posted the same one several times so it’s probably advertising so don’t bother clicking on it :)
As an American I can assure you this is not what a normal American eats. I my self wanted to throw that bowl of retched bologna and mayonnaise out her window. I'd much rather eat a bowl of dirt over that crime against humanity.
@@_The_God_King_ trust me, the only time this is considered even close to american cuisine is when the person in question making the food has absolutely no self restraint whatsoever and eats like an absolute animal, that is to say, several times their body weight.
@@asclepius7516 a lot of people having coping mechanism for mental health issues. You don’t know her, she could have depression and her only escape is food. Or a bad childhood where food was some sort of relief
@@Lov3lyMoon While thats not to blame on her its to blame on the trird world healthcare system in the US and the fact that there is more culture in a yoghurt than in half the US.
First, we had Jack, the Maestro of Mayonnaise. Then there was Kay, Mistress of Mince Meat. And now, for all to behold, Charlie has given us *Sara, the Baroness of Bologna*
Whats next the sultan of mustard, duke of marshmallow or the oatmeal crusader
The Dame of drumsticks
what about the mystery chief, the saint of salt
*Kitchen Nightmares*
Fat
I love how he never slams the people, but just the skills and the food. Wholesome but roast-mode at the same time, its fucking hilarious.
He did this whole video without one fat joke and it was still funny. Charlie is a professional.
not to be an sjw but most of the times fat jokes are like... pretty unfunny. there’s so much other to make jokes about a person and charlie is a good example. we should be more like charlie.
@@Mariana-zc1gx Come on man. Lets be real. There are definitely some funny fat jokes. It's just that it's 2021 and Charlie isn't trying to get cancelled or lose his fat audience members.
@@Mariana-zc1gx that fat thing looks so surreal you dont have to joke about that
@@Mariana-zc1gx Jelly Jugs Are Hilarious Bro
@@todhold2673 most people don't know how to make funny fat jokes.
youtube chefs will put everything in their salads except lettuce
even sugar
Spitin strait fax
I'm pretty sure there's lettuce in mayo
Except salad
They'll start with some quite healthy and it's own, like beans or broccoli, but then demolish every nutrient with salt, sugar, or cholesterol. Kind of like Featureman.
Drip is forever, doom is eternal, halo is infinite, and mayo is salad
poetry
one thing is for sure, patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
war never change
@@FauxReal. Ave true to cesar
hotel, is trivago
That bologna grinder isn't obeying the laws of equivalent exchange, she must have a philosopher's stone in it.
lol
Its an SCP. Lets grind a D-Class to see what happens.
@@viktorbimmel4007 it could probably grind up scp-682
Edward been real quite
yes
What is everyone talking about? Girl just built a whole ecosystem with that cornbread salad, nonchalantly. She's too powerful.
It straight up looked like layers of the earth’s crust
She looks like your mom
Put her down
Joke
Literally put lake water in a sealed jar book ecosystem
@@eragonilo87 Well shit alright then
Genuinely admire the way Charlie can make genuine funny jokes without making fun of someone’s appearance it’s almost refreshing
I counted a couple of chins there, that's past the legal limit.
@@astronacht 💀are you taking your meds ?
@@Teaghoul she definitely is (insulin)
thats so backhanded lmao
What's wrong with fat jokes 😂 people need to know their unhealthy
“Money is temporary but mayonnaise is forever.”
02:15
Until you run out of mayonnaise and can't buy more because you're out of money too.
Yeah saved forever in ur fat
I read this as he said it 😂
its money is temporary but mayo is eternal
No one human can handle that much p̶o̶w̶e̶r̶ mayo
ok
ok
Only Hijikata Toshiro can
ProZD but pokémon
Didn't expect to see you here
She hasn’t yet transcended the Mayo threshold and reached immortality like Jack has, but she’s getting there.
Everyone had to start somewhere
I mean.... nobody starts as gods
Jack who?
Jack has had a stroke and his wife has to do his videos now. He’s most definitely not immortal and unfortunately he doesn’t look like he’s doing so well.
Also, he admitted to almost killing his son because he caught him smoking weed.
@@aaronlandry3934 What did he do? Make him eat the party cheese salad?
I love how she adorably just eats a pickle “oops hehe forgot this”. Idk who this lady is but she seems like the sweetest auntie.
literally that's what i felt in the moment
it made me giggle she seems so kind
Haha and when charlie said “it’ll be our little secret”
Yeah but every mom I have met so far is the worst cretin in my experience of existence.
And they do crap like that a lot.
Not for long.... I sense a heart attack coming
this woman is kay's cooking and jack scalfani's love child she ticks all the boxes
Speaking of Jack.
Was there something wrong with his right hand? He doesn't move it
mayo overdose
@@imafrickingbin7612 makes sense.
@Niemand so it would seem
Don't think that's Kay's cooking cus Kay's cooking is British
“Money is temporary but Mayo is forever”
Yep, you can't unclog your arteries.
I scrolled to this just as he said it
That belongs on a shirt
@@joshuabruck9719 same I read it and then he said it lol
2:15
Charles White 2021: "Money is temporary, Mayonnaise is for ever."
well said.
And Doom is Eternal
Until the expiration date says it’s bad next week...
I said that in a uncle roger voice
@@eltipodepan6373 ah the mcchicken sauce connundrum lol.
hotel is trivago
Charlie: What if they ask for a substitute for mayo?
Sara: We ask them politely yet firmly to leave.
I got that king of the hill reference.
"We don't serve your kind around here..."
She put more Mayo in that salad than I have ever eaten in my 17 years of life
5 spoonfuls?
@@firstnamelastname180 I bet I truly didnt eat more than that when I was 17, things went downhill from that point on lol
"salad"😂
@@firstnamelastname180 more like 8
I've eaten about a teaspoon of mayo during my whole life and I am proud of it
"I'm gonna start with half a cup of mayo, and then we can go from there"
*_proceeds to empty an entire 30oz bottle_*
Two shots of vodka
@@Strawberry-be8id 😂 😂😂
What does cup even mean to them. The second woman also dumps like 3 heaping spoonfuls of peanut butter.
well look how healthy she looks and then guess how much she thinks a cup of mayo should be
@@brandonswain65 Why not just say half a jar. Why even mention cups. "I'm gonna put in 246 teaspoons of mustard"
“That’ll be out little secret” had me in stitches
bruh right lmfao
Sameee
I know this is an older video, but I have to say I'm really glad you weren't mean to her. I lived next to her and her family for a few years, and she is the most wholesome woman you will ever meet. She would always bring over food when my mother was fighting cancer and wasn't able to cook and I was too young to do so.
This woman has not got long left :(
Genuinely hope your mother is doing better!
Genuinely curious did you eat tons of mayo as a kid because of her?
I am really tempted to use “Money is temporary but Mayo is forever” as my senior quote now.
i- do it
Please do
Do it!!
Maybe do “knowledge is temporary but mayo is forever” it relates more to school
No balls
the best title is Bolonga Is For Real Chefs
mayo*
This is literally the last channel I thought I'd find you on.
That is true
I see you are a man of great taste, hats off to you!
gross lmaooo
Jokes aside, she looks like a very generous person
Like a person who always greets you and gives you a huge amount of food,
like a grandma but with many mayo
I feel bad for her tho she's too fat and isn't stopping she 'll suffer
@@oussamat612 her lungs probably gonna collapse under all that weight
She is _becoming_ the bologna.
and many cardiac arrests
@@dickomin
I know she's unhealthy, but she doesn't deserve to be arrested for it.
6:08 the hello kitty cake is so badly decorated that it’s adorable😭
So genuinely cute. T~T
The tropical Amish tribe is a splinter group of Amish who had split from their community around 2003, they spent ten years building a ship that could sail to a tropical location, of course, using only traditional methods. Once the ship was completed they sailed for the Caribbean, taking an uninhabited island, known as Fort Perries, for themselves. The island was once used as a Naval fort for the French colonials in the early to mid 1700s, but was left abandoned after a string of disease and famine struck the colonists living there. This meant that it was uninhabited and ready to be taken. It was then that the tropical Amish were born, otherwise known as the Caribbean Amish. They had brought with them, many traditional Amish foods, many of which were modified to use what they had in hand. That is where the Coconut Amish Pie comes from. As of late the Caribbean Amish are going through a string of troubles related to disputes over who owns the land, due to its close proximity to Jamaica, the Jamaican government argues that it's their property. However, they never officially struck a claim on the island until it was discovered that there was a natural gold deposit on the island. Weirdly, the French still claim they own it, though they've done nothing to take it from the Amish. It's a weird situation. But anyway, that's where Amish Coconut Pie comes from!
I get the feeling you made this up.
@@wowalamoiz9489 if that's the case then props to them for making a whole damn essay on this 👏👏
No clue if this is true or not, but I love it
@@wowalamoiz9489 Even if it is, they get an A+ from me lol
@@wowalamoiz9489 There are Amish people who live in Belize though
One thing that I genuinely love about Charlie is that, even if he is just making fun of someone's food or cooking. He never mentions their weight or physical appearance like ever.
It’s sad reading all these comments, specifically taking about her appearance. I’ve watched her videos before and the comments are very wholesome but now I feel that’s about to change. We need more Charlie’s
bruh how can someone not notice her appearance and comment on it its human nature to find odd things odd
@@extraordinarygamer937 obviously we know she is obese it isnt like we ignore it. But making fun of her for it is low. Like it will be typical and overused. Charlie just kinda made fun of her cooking since that is what is supposed to be laughed at.
@@extraordinarygamer937 - There’s a difference between noticing it and calling it out. Of course we notice it but the majority of people don’t lower themselves to speak on it. It’s just fucked up to do to someone who’s completely harmless and just loves doing what she does. If anything she has more confidence than any of us to even put herself on this fucked up platform for people like you, who seem to project their own insecurities onto people like her. You understand it now?
Yeah mock the obese woman fat , cholesterol and portion crazy meal that made her obese on the first place
But god forbid you mention her being obese and unhealthy over eating that sort of shit, then you pushed all boundaries
"Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how rich... "
Half a cup of peanut butter... depending on how much time you want to remain alive.
So the whole jar for me then 🤷🏽♀️🥲
So just fine? Peanut butter was a staple for me while in HS and college while training for sports
Peanut butter isn't unhealthy though.
It is actually rather good for you.
peanut butter is just peanut and salt tho like maybe a spoon of oil but that's about it
@@IsaacClodfelter depends on the peanut butter but the plastic shit americans eat isnt too bad but it isnt good
(Also u Americans somehow made cheese shit and plastic)
I love how Charlie sounds so _AROUSED_ with those good ol' scoops of mayonnaise.
This is how europeans imagine every single american and I can't blame them at all.
I am european and you are absolutely right 😂
You are so right🤣
i think this is how the rest of the world views all americans😭
As an American I can confirm that this is at least 1/5th of the population.
LMFAO YEP
That peanut butter giving me “two shots of vodka” vibes
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@@Gman-lb5uk lmao I’m not a bot
The culinary definition of a salad is a dish made from small bits of several foods. The lettuce-based things that usually come to mind is a garden salad, which is made with (usually raw) vegetables. That said, fruit salad, chicken salad, pasta salad, and even ambrosia are all salads by definition.
Oh really, I didn't know that. I'm actually glad someone said this, thank you.
You forgot to mention the most important part of a salad... Mayo!
It's not a salad without mayo
so your saying if i took shit from different animals and mixed it toghether it would be a shit salad?
@@cowboi9042 if the pieces are distinguishable enough, sure. Otherwise that'd fall more in line with a pâté.
This woman makes absolutely divine fare for the gods compared the other “people” you’ve documented on this channel
“Thats like three tires worth of Bologna”
Charlie has created another unit of measurement.
I'm not up to speed on the lore. Is there a laundry list of other units of measurement? I have to know
...another? I'm interested in the others he's created with his gifted, godlike mind
my thoughts exactly
The title: Broccoli salad
The lady: *"Now we add 1/2 cup of sugar."*
"Healthiest salad ever"
the american way 🤤
dude you need to try some good broccoli salad though it’s fuckin amazing
@@angelvu trust me 90% of Americans aren't like that ( At least I hope not ).
@@yikes5046 google obesity rates in the US
sara is genuinely one of my fav youtubers she’s so sweet and wholesome to watch
She's like Jesus but instead of turning water into wine, she turns water into bologna
Turn air into diabetes
She turns the water in your body into bologna
Like gio turns rocks in to scorpions
She turns saltwater into spam
@@kiwiboyyt5297 or like how he turned the brick into a snake
I am hoping he reacts to more cooking with kay
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bruh tats facts right def?
@@maxmillainmusbeatsuopengui6280 why you self promoting bro
@@CH3R.N0BY1 they're desperate
He mentioned once on stream that he doesn't like to anymore because people are really mean to her afterwards.
@@ShadowXardas F
She’s using alchemy to turn that cheese into bologna
Sara is so wholesome and her voice is so cute i just watch her random vids while i do my exams or study cuz like it soothes me
when Charlie asks, “where are the Amish getting coconuts from?” my face started hurting from a solid mixture of laughter, disgust, and mayo.
Ok
@@fin5208 thanks Fin. Later Fin.
Arubamish
As an italian born and raised in Bologna I've never heard the word Bologna as much as in this video
You have my thanks
Bolonga
mamma mia
Che bello
Bolony
fake Baloney isn't a city it's meat haha dumb
"Then we're just gonna put some mayo in here to bond it."
Yes. That is what the whole jar of mayo is for, the bonding properties.
I'll be waiting for that "Money is temporary but mayo is forever" hoodie.
LMFAOO
Would fully cop that not even joking.
@@McKMuffins me too
urban dictinary you can put anything on a hoodie/mug
spread the mayo until it is done
Why does the cornbread salad look like my 6th grade science teacher’s earth display
Your teacher took some inspiration from her
Direct from google - 'Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, cured pork or a mixture of the two. The bologna might include choice cuts, depending on who's making it, but usually contains afterthoughts of the meat industry - organs, trimmings, end pieces and so on.' so yeas assholes ETC
Yikes...lol
it sounds gross but at least it's not going to waste
FBI that's a good way to think about it
@@Soupprobablycan I feel like people have a prejudice against many foods, mainly cuts of meat, but most of the time it's very tasty if cooked correctly and throwing it away is just wasteful. There are restaurants in Japan that are dedicated to using every part of the chicken they can and i think it's a very cool concept
@@fbidumbbee Yup. It really is kind of magical that the yucky stuff can be turned into something edible. There is a really crazy story of how the Soviets copied Bologna, which is known as "doctors sausage" (yeah) and it was a massive hit because it was easy to produce en masse and initially actually quite healthy. UA-camr "My Name is Andong" made a really cool mini documentary about it, which I wholeheartedly recommend.
2:06
Charlie talkin' dirty 😂
Money is temporary, clogged arteries are forever.
Hell yeah
*Death is temporary*
I may be heavy, but how the hell does it get that bad? Someone please explain to me
@@dandyrion5779 Oh, then maybe people like that have eating disorders...
@@shisexee yeah probably a combination of incredibly fatty food and some eating disorder
"Was this discovered before we discovered lettuce?"
It was discovered before we learned about heart disease
I said the same thing to myself
“1 spoon of peanut butter”
*ADDS THE WHOLE JAR*
Two shots of vodka
Adds the whole bottle.. and then 2 more
Nobody can tell me you cant use a serving spoon instead
Per square inch duhh
Ngl I always appreciate how he's never made fun of any of the bad chef's appearances. He's had the opportunity to make some low blows and doesn't. I know it's the bare minimum but I appreciate his respectful bullying.
I cannot imagine eating that bologna salad and not dying immediately
😂😂😂😂
you are technically right because we all are gonna die one day
@De'Ron Jones you ok there? Seems like one of the mental hospitals lost their patient
@De'Ron Jones
Lmao
This right here is why most ppl cant stand vegans.
The most arrogant and self righteous ppl in the planet.
You know how many millions of animals are killed or displaced in the farming of fruit and vegetables and if everyone ate only plant based you would have a hell of alot more deaths.
Stop with your vegan nonsense ffs.
Most of the pea protein and processed soy is terrible for you because of all the pesticides used which leave them high in sulphates.
@@philymc2801 pretty sure by the way it's worded that it's a copy pasta
That’s literally like 5000 calories of just mayo, like mayo is 100cal per tbsp.
Those are rookie numbers compared to how much mayo we Slavs eat.
@@Burek_King Lol you Russian or what?
@@JebemTiZivot Nope, Croatian.
@@Burek_King oh 🤣 pa govoriš hrvatska?
Bullshit, Kingassripper has requested you to his chambers. He ain't asking you...
"There is a menu correction, okay. We will now be serving bologna sandwiches. But no bread" -Pepe the prawn, Muppets from Space (1999)
I still don’t understand how Rizzo was able to consume that entire plate of bologna while chugging it all down with a cup of coffee.
el pepe
I swear only an American would ever call that first thing a salad
"Money is temporary, but mayo is forever." - Charles "Homeless Jesus" White
Underrated 😂
Wasn't the first jesus homeless jesus? Charlie is wearhouse jesus
Charles “Homeless Jesus “”fucking”” Christ” White
"So what is salad? Ah. Mayonnaise."
you just summed up all the youtube chefs right there
I actually watch Simply Sara and am glad Charlie wasn't mean to her. Say what you want about her, but she RADIATES generosity and wholesomeness. She is such a sweet personality
Yeah I get that feeling too but she has a problem that needs fixing and it's killing her
She seems like an absolutely fuckin' kickass person, but that bologna salad should not exist, lol.
@@deandrethiel9510 The fat will fix her very soon, don't worry
Charlie seems pretty cognizant of the influence and power he wields and probably doesn't want people to brigade and torment people with toxic shit.
The worst part is I think she has had a heart surgery you can see the scar or what look likes a scar when she is making the bologna salad. The scar is on her elbow.
Sara just seems so sweet I could watch her put mayonnaise on top of mayonnaise on top of corn bread for hours
Charlies unenthusiastic enthusiastic voice cannot be levelled by anyone else, he is just so unique, his voice paired with his surprising vocabulary and tendency to act like the dumbest things are the most holy probably makes him one of the most entertaining, unique channels on UA-cam.
i’ve never seen a comment able to articulate how i feel about this channel as well as you have, thank you
"Don't trust skinny chefs" but I am not sure if I should trust her...
She's an advocate for triple bypass surgery and wants you to join her.
I mean, she's kind of popular by seeing the amount of views on her videos. Probably not all of them are watching for pure entertainment. So my question is, who in their right mind would try her recipes, she didn't get like this for no reason
I really don't care what their body size is, I wouldn't trust anyone who uses that much mayo in their food.
@@Djeeoo1 People likely watch her with some kind of morbid curiosity. Trying to see food that will end you as you eat them.
It's kind of like Epic Meal Times from way back when, with seeing how much bacon and meat you can put in a meal. Though at least with Epic Meal Times, they were more on the entertainment side of things than pure food.
@@malachiroberts6198 It's Midsommar but for heart diseases
It seems like Sara probably has the most "edible" recipes out of the other UA-cam cooks you've looked at. It's just the ones with heaping piles of mayo that make me gag.
You must‘ve missed the amount of sugar she threw into that broccoli „salad“ 😂 cringed so hard..
Nonne of the recipes she did are edible.
I couldn't fathom eating a single one of those dishes.
c o r n b r e a d s a l a d
The only thing that looked good was the cake, but it's probably filled with unnecessary sugar.
the sound of the baloney traveling through the grinder made my skin crawl
She is like a sweet grandma, but instead of a stuffed turkey she makes a plate of mayonnaise and sugar for the whole family lol
- btw I draw (and do) stupid stuff if anyone cares
Thanks Auntie Diabetes!
yeah ikr, i agree
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this is what we europeans think of whenwe think of american kitchen
edit: loved the last video (skit) lmao
@@meestersecure9060 You could say... she's sweet.
@@wugiwugu Uggghhhhh..I can see why you think that,but I can promise you,that not all of us Americans are morbidly obese, & a lot of Americans don't look or eat like she does..LoL..Sorry,but it's true
I just wanna say I appreciate Charlie for watching these funny, weird and sometimes cringey videos without insulting anyone. He mainly just pretends to be a fan or a part of it like with Attaway General or this chef or the relationship show. I think it shows he’s a good person just here for good vibes, not to roast or harm anyone
i really appreciate how he doesn’t shit on her appearance and only makes jokes about the food.
Yeah, can't say the same for YT comments... But who's surprised there
There is simply nothing to be said that isn’t already on everyone’s mind
Its a big part to ignore to be honest. She is ridiculously fat
The man doesn't go for the easy jokes. Where's the sport in that?
@@ehodzic155 Hey but they probably really enjoy their food. Sucks eating healthy sometimes.
been going on a streak watching all of Charlie's UA-cam chef reviews, I'm never complaining about my moms cooking again i promise.
2:36 its old fashioned because it was discovered before we knew about health standards
A friend of mine and me found this woman once when we simply searched "corndog" to find some quality youtube posts. We were in awe of the absolute unit placed in front of us.
This woman is such a sweet heart but god the stuff she cooks is unhealthy.
I feel like it would just taste like mayo and nothing else
@@vraolet you underestimate the absolute disgusting taste of balogna
also she's overweight because of it probably unless she had health issuses or something idk
@@LKonstantina915 i imagine every american looks like that so nothing to worry about ;)
You're god damn right her heart is sweet.
Scientificlly speaking, a salad is anything you find in the back of the fridge mixed together in a bowl.
"We're gonna start with a cup and add more if we need it"
Dumps a quart of mayo into bowl.
I was going to comment the same thing haha
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Soooo much. I’m disgusted
I think she genuinely is under the impression that a "cup" would be the measurement to fill one of her drinking cups
Charlie's sexually charged commentary over this is *almost* more disturbing than the video itself.
What are you talking about? Are you not sexually attracted to mayo??
"Jammy, stop dunking your nut sack into the dog bowl" before this comment I was going to share on social media, but my family friendly friends list say a hard NOPE!
He’s honestly so vulgar and basic and overrated.
@@Totalinternalreflection if you are not a fan why are you here
@@Totalinternalreflection ok and
This woman makes American cooking look absolutely horrid
Any minute now there will be an obesity joke or portion size joke. Just gotta wait a little longer, but while we wait what's your favorite food?
wydm this is exactly what i imagine Americans to be like
@@fagioli7063 heavy amount of time you gotta weight there bud.
@@fagioli7063 A nice black bean-based taco with a low-sodium seasoning blend, fresh tomato, bell and jalapeño peppers, and a modest amount of whatever cheese is handy and is shreddable or grate-able, as a condiment, not a main component of the dish. If I can get it in a super high-fiber, low net carb tortilla, all the better.
@@HayTatsuko
Do you prefer Spinach or Corn tortillas?
I love how restrained the first lady was with the mustard right after she dumped a week’s worth of mayo into the bowl lmao
"Mayonese is for real chefs"
Wrong, its for real musicians
Underated
A true believer
Give this person more likes
@Jazzy Do instruments of torture count?
She’s duplicating that bologna like Jesus did in the book of Matthew; when he fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish.
Lmao
Bologna-Jesus
Jesus be doing the duplication glitch
Hahahahahahahahaha
Indeed. This large woman is bologna Jesus.
I imagine all the “cooks” Charlie watches are going team up together to make the ultimate dish
the mayo salad
It’s just Mayo
The mayo suprise
Mayo Pie
Bush would invade them to search for chemical weapons.
I think it's beautiful that I got a kraft mayo ad on this vid
imagine back 100 years ago people wouldn’t look for oil they would look for mayonnaise
mayonnaise is the ultimate fuel source
Mayo in this ladies neck
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@@iwantsexseemyvideo464 go away divorced mom bot
@@iwantsexseemyvideo464 this is why sex before marriage is a sin
"I've never heard of Amish people living near a beach."
Belize has entered the chat.
My grandparents were missionaries in Belize for 25 years. They're Mennonite. Originally Amish
My grandparents used to live in a Mennonite colony in Belize lol
Witty 🧐
Isn't entering a chat against the Amish lifestyle.
@@VidGams opened the letter?
“oh we left a pickle out, i ate it” KILLED ME HAHAHA
Then he said, " it'll be our secret" 🤣
I was hungry af when I started watching, I’m not feeling hungry anymore
I’ve seen only two “chefs” cook while sitting down
"So what makes this recipe old fashioned? Was this discovered before lettuce?"😂😂 i died cuz i didnt even realize it was supposed to be a salad
My God at this point why don’t you just make a Mayonnaise pie
Can we add this to the Rules of the Internet, “If it exists someone has filmed themselves adding mayonnaise to it”.
@@kingmankingboy8743 for anybody wondering what the link is, they posted the same one several times so it’s probably advertising so don’t bother clicking on it :)
@@kingmankingboy8743 ??
@@FlameKB Yeah :/
Oh shit that's good write that down
When he said "that will be our little secret"... That was it for me, I almost passed on.
This us what i think when someone refrences American cuisine lol
Please dear god no, id move if this was the reference for our food
As an American I can assure you this is not what a normal American eats. I my self wanted to throw that bowl of retched bologna and mayonnaise out her window. I'd much rather eat a bowl of dirt over that crime against humanity.
Same here
@@_The_God_King_ trust me, the only time this is considered even close to american cuisine is when the person in question making the food has absolutely no self restraint whatsoever and eats like an absolute animal, that is to say, several times their body weight.
I thought americans only eat fast food
I really can't imagine myself eating like this everyday.
@The peepeepoopoo man Ah yes, the anime protagonist.
Well if you did, your "everyday" would be a few very short days.
I can’t even imagine myself eating like this once.
Heart disease in a bowl
I could do this
It's like her doctor told her "if you want to lose weight you have to eat salad"
Now she calls everything she eats a salad.
My god this comment is hilarious 😂
She broke the system
Doctors hate this lady for this one simple blah blah blah
Big Mac salad
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The sugar in the broccoli salad floored me
I'm glad he doesn't talk shit about her weight, that's too easy and would be just mean really. This shit is funny haha
100% agree
He never criticized the actual person only the food/recipe it’s amazing
@@asclepius7516 a lot of people having coping mechanism for mental health issues. You don’t know her, she could have depression and her only escape is food. Or a bad childhood where food was some sort of relief
@@Lov3lyMoon While thats not to blame on her its to blame on the trird world healthcare system in the US and the fact that there is more culture in a yoghurt than in half the US.
Dudeman90 and Jorayd so we are at a point where you find it 'amazing' that someone is not displaing fatphobia / being fatphobic
Genuinely hard to watch. Like watching someone slowly poison themselves.
True
Like watching an alcoholic buy alcohol
With those ingredients it is actually quickly poisoning her 🤦♂️
That's literally what's happening
Bit late for that it looks like.
I feel bad for this lady, she seems like such a nice person but the truth is that she is killing herself with these kinds of recepies...
Yeah if you look like that then you're giving yourself a death sentence
She do be making some good food tho ngl
Her neck is already gone, absorbed by her stomach because the mayonnaise wasn't enough to satisfy the stomach.
Eating bad food is a choice, her own fault to die 40 years earlier.
Yall talking shit but watch her live to 80 like this with more accumulated pleasure than you can fathom
“Money is temporary mayo is forever” 😭😭😭
“It’s like a washing machine for baloney”
Yep basically sums up reddit
Mayo
im your 69th like :)
@@محمد678 FUNNY SEX NUMBER!!!??!!?!?! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳
OMG SECKS SOOOO FUNNNNY XD
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@@christianwatt2924 IKR FUNNY SECKS 🤪
- The guy at the deli - "How much bologna would you like ma'am?"
- This woman - "Yes."
That's one hell of a keto meal right there. No wonder she's so nimble.
Indeed, I’ve never seen someone make a salad so fast and so healthy. Truly amazing.
po ua-cam.com/video/i0xHIxwbQoa/v-deo.html i would agree if u were right
@@Undertaker2434 In the words of Randy from TPB; "a mans gotta eat."
last time i checked pickles arnt keto
you're mean man
4:30 LOLOLOL laughing so hard right now
“I’m just using one cup of peanut butter”
Literally uses the entire jar.
Because she drinks out of a jar so jars are cups to her
Dude when she said half a cup of mayo in that Bologna salad it was literally like 3 cups 😂
When you're just one cup of peanut butter:
The jar is shaped like a cup
1:56 “oh that will be our little secret” 🤣🤣🤣🤣