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  • Опубліковано 10 гру 2024

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  • @johnmoreno6903
    @johnmoreno6903 4 роки тому +5947

    Her far distant ancestor added salt to the ocean water for “flavor” and now the oceans like 97% undrinkable saltwater

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 4 роки тому +6959

    Damn, she accidentally dropped some food into her salt

    • @ronkledonkanusmoncher564
      @ronkledonkanusmoncher564 4 роки тому +485

      When they took her vitals after this they found a trace of blood in her sodium system

    • @skinnny2055
      @skinnny2055 4 роки тому +35

      Ik, like who does that??

    • @ewandragy9398
      @ewandragy9398 4 роки тому +45

      @@ronkledonkanusmoncher564 fuck you, making me die of laughter at 3:34

    • @anywow5120
      @anywow5120 4 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @valhalanguardsman2588
      @valhalanguardsman2588 4 роки тому +5

      Sickest burn scince the salamanders

  • @skitariionezerooneoneoneze1709
    @skitariionezerooneoneoneze1709 4 роки тому +6419

    Imagine Charlie's recommended section

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 4 роки тому +169

      Kay, Jack, and Live PD. Toss in a Master Chef or 2

    • @gxneby1840
      @gxneby1840 4 роки тому +11

      No thanks

    • @atlmade1uis
      @atlmade1uis 4 роки тому +29

      Dont forget Forged in fire

    • @Flufferz626
      @Flufferz626 4 роки тому +15

      @crypt!c it's not yours? I'm getting flooded with Steve Wilkos video recs and I can't stop clicking them because I'm degenerate.
      At least I also get parrot and otter videos recommended as well to even it out. I think Algorithm-chan is getting stir-crazy with quarantine.

    • @zackgill2318
      @zackgill2318 4 роки тому +1

      Probably bunch of dumb shit

  • @berryeater7377
    @berryeater7377 3 роки тому +3041

    as a german i'd rather take a nap on the autobahn than eating that shit

    • @m0nkeasy692
      @m0nkeasy692 3 роки тому +119

      that sounds großartig

    • @Jonas--id2hq
      @Jonas--id2hq 3 роки тому +60

      Entspannt im Vergleich dazu

    • @GargeBarge
      @GargeBarge 3 роки тому +10

      Is that what Edward’s arm is

    • @forsbergen2616
      @forsbergen2616 3 роки тому +2

      Me to

    • @mrgringo7289
      @mrgringo7289 3 роки тому +2

      If she didn't put so much salt in id eat that lolll

  • @LowFlyer1200
    @LowFlyer1200 4 роки тому +16615

    I'm German and I approve this method. It's exactly how I make it except for completely different.

  • @TheWideMurloc
    @TheWideMurloc 4 роки тому +3011

    “I ate uncle Ben in college nearly every day” is not a sentence that sounds good to someone who’s never heard of uncle Ben

  • @zazastankpack
    @zazastankpack 4 роки тому +5089

    Ah yes, I remember being a child in west Germany having my dad Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my mother female Arnold Schwarzenegger, preparing that delicious potato salad every Sunday.

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 4 роки тому +79

      Most have gotten sweet gainz

    • @chrisboyle3828
      @chrisboyle3828 4 роки тому +168

      Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 4 роки тому +16

      @@chrisboyle3828 and Austria is?

    • @zazastankpack
      @zazastankpack 4 роки тому +220

      chris boyle actually he’s German little known fact I would know he gave birth to me

    • @RoboticV
      @RoboticV 4 роки тому +92

      @@darkcoeficient a country

  • @BltchErica
    @BltchErica 3 роки тому +6076

    This is exactly what Europeans see when they think of Americans

    • @kidsfundaily5978
      @kidsfundaily5978 3 роки тому +193

      Being full blooded italian and living in the US. I can vouch

    • @gordonramslay9955
      @gordonramslay9955 3 роки тому +184

      No, what I think of is Deepfried Double Glazed Doughnut Cheeseburgers

    • @floowfs714
      @floowfs714 3 роки тому +6

      that is so true lol

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 3 роки тому +11

      @@kidsfundaily5978 were you born in Italy?

    • @wadesheckles5420
      @wadesheckles5420 3 роки тому +26

      @@gordonramslay9955 Ever tried a double fried donutburger? That shit is good

  • @Sagittariuz912
    @Sagittariuz912 4 роки тому +9315

    German here: this does NOT qualify as german potato salad. This looks like something the evil witch would give to Hänsel and Gretel to fatten them.

  • @dedgoose9883
    @dedgoose9883 4 роки тому +4853

    “Little bit of sugar”
    And
    “Two shots of vodka”
    The same energy

    • @ilgimdehaaydn8154
      @ilgimdehaaydn8154 4 роки тому +108

      _honeycovez_ also "a bit of olive oil"

    • @nickdesu9794
      @nickdesu9794 4 роки тому +72

      "a sprinkle of salt and pepper"

    • @ximonium
      @ximonium 4 роки тому +74

      *_just a touch of olive oil_*

    • @deathqueen7250
      @deathqueen7250 4 роки тому +51

      **A splash of oliveoil**

    •  4 роки тому

      A barrel of olive oil

  • @victorprokop2240
    @victorprokop2240 4 роки тому +2341

    I want a special MasterChef:
    - The mayonaise dude
    - Kay
    - Mysterychef
    - Featureman

    • @mjkhoi6961
      @mjkhoi6961 4 роки тому +118

      What about ordinary sausage?

    • @midshitfuta
      @midshitfuta 4 роки тому +93

      How could you forget Cooking with Jack?

    • @B1esky
      @B1esky 4 роки тому +16

      DarksidePhil might be a better cook but he might not be able to finish fast enough

    • @gyro1488
      @gyro1488 4 роки тому +49

      Ordinary sausage can beat all of them combined

    • @manray5140
      @manray5140 4 роки тому +12

      With special host airsoftfatty

  • @itsaaron6583
    @itsaaron6583 3 роки тому +1925

    Can we have a series where Critikal makes some of these recipes and rank them in a tier list?

    • @youknowwhat9911
      @youknowwhat9911 3 роки тому +85

      He would die of heart attack by the third episode

    • @roksforbrains
      @roksforbrains 3 роки тому +47

      @@youknowwhat9911 Bold of you to assume it wouldn’t be the first

    • @clockandballtorturewithcra5010
      @clockandballtorturewithcra5010 3 роки тому +30

      No, because none of the shit you see these people make is edible.

    • @vincehorvath9351
      @vincehorvath9351 3 роки тому +18

      @@roksforbrains i think he would commit suicide while watching the recipe

    • @somethingincorrigible3354
      @somethingincorrigible3354 3 роки тому +5

      @@roksforbrains If he started with Jack's, Duke's or Featureman's dishes, that would be certain

  • @Matthew-dp3hf
    @Matthew-dp3hf 4 роки тому +2071

    It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like that and the person recording is excited. This is clearly an acquired taste that my family neglected to share with me.

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +38

      Matthew they might be aliens who knows.

    • @xavcantsingwell9781
      @xavcantsingwell9781 4 роки тому +112

      I read this wrong. I thought you put, "It actually blows my mind that this woman can make food that looks like the person recording." That was a laugh

    • @hollow3951
      @hollow3951 4 роки тому +8

      acquired taste for trash. also they are aliens that's why they will rip off their faces like Charlie said.

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому

      Jay Janson lol poor aliens.

    • @SharkBait19904
      @SharkBait19904 4 роки тому +41

      Trust me I know all too well that feeling from eating some of my friends mom's cooking. More then one of my friend's moms. They get so excited about it and I sit there looking at it going "What is this disaster I am staring at"? And you can't just not accept it. And unlike my family if you are full just dump the rest in the garbage or have leftovers. Their parents make you eat all of it. If you put any food on your plate at one of my friends house it doesn't matter if it tastes terrible. You have to eat it all no excuses. So I learned to just eat at my house beforehand so I have an excuse not to eat it saying that I already ate.

  • @lmetetel4495
    @lmetetel4495 4 роки тому +669

    Missed the title opportunity of “sultan of sodium”

  • @JoeHeartsock
    @JoeHeartsock 4 роки тому +1443

    We're making a salad so naturally we need 3 cups of sugar, and half a gallon of vegetable oil.

    • @Nekulturny
      @Nekulturny 4 роки тому +64

      Yeah, its revolting, cucumber salad does call for a little sugar... like 2 TEASPOONS, maybe 1 tablespoon if you like it sweeter (they used like 4). typically doesn't have oil in it.. but if you wanted to go with oil, they're using a neutral oil like canola or vegetable oil, so they're adding ZERO flavor vs something like Extra Virgin Olive Oil, all they're doing is adding FAT and no taste benefit from it.

    • @WespectRamen
      @WespectRamen 4 роки тому +20

      @Austin Batton nobody asked you either lmao cringe

    • @blackgothgoddess3164
      @blackgothgoddess3164 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @danielmcguire1313
      @danielmcguire1313 4 роки тому +20

      @@WespectRamen nobody asked you either hold on a second nobody asked me either have a nice day

    • @smalliesmalls9601
      @smalliesmalls9601 4 роки тому +1

      Austin Batton Not sure if this is the joke, but Neelix is the cook in Star Trek Voyager.

  • @tricityladytn
    @tricityladytn 3 роки тому +787

    The most disturbing aspect of this was her lack of utensils. WTF stirring everything with her hands?????

    • @rafakrukowski2889
      @rafakrukowski2889 3 роки тому +95

      The worst thing was her cutting cucumber and onion in her hand just use a board lmfao

    • @tempest_2222
      @tempest_2222 3 роки тому +13

      @@rafakrukowski2889 i beg to differ but yea a board is definitely safer

    • @bellebonebag8096
      @bellebonebag8096 3 роки тому +66

      @@tempest_2222 *Then beg*

    • @firstnamelastname180
      @firstnamelastname180 3 роки тому +3

      @@rafakrukowski2889 and the onion. Wtf!

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 роки тому +26

      They accidentally swallowed all their utensils while shoving the food in their mouths

  • @friendlyman2465
    @friendlyman2465 4 роки тому +1452

    Why waste all those ingredients when she could've just eaten mouthfuls of salt

    • @Dogman690
      @Dogman690 4 роки тому +71

      Oh come on now, she clearly has some class. She likes cucumber flavored salt.

    • @yokootersmellfunky
      @yokootersmellfunky 4 роки тому +12

      what do you mean waste? she probably eats all of it.

    • @KinreeveNaku
      @KinreeveNaku 4 роки тому +7

      Waste? Naw fam, she eats it twice. Coincidentally it comes out exactly the same as it goes in. That shite is unobtainium

    • @jackwes5579
      @jackwes5579 4 роки тому +1

      The only thing in this video that might have been over seasoned was the cucumber salad. Even the turkey was underseasoned.

    • @davidlemos1136
      @davidlemos1136 4 роки тому +1

      She doesnt want to appear in "My Strange Addiction's" radar.

  • @thairs3141
    @thairs3141 4 роки тому +2335

    She actually has a chef living inside her body, like rattatoui movie except she ate him.

    • @mutley69
      @mutley69 4 роки тому +93

      Are you sure it was a singular chef? To me it looks like it was maybe 4 or 5 chefs

    • @palefacethered289
      @palefacethered289 4 роки тому +12

      Rattatoui would be better if remmi was inside him

    • @priti9016
      @priti9016 4 роки тому +5

      Please change the eat to ate mate that shit really ticks me off for some reason

    • @amhuir9648
      @amhuir9648 4 роки тому +1

      if Rattatoui had the mind of a real rat unlike the movie

    • @HomelessSoldierMan
      @HomelessSoldierMan 4 роки тому +4

      @@palefacethered289 can I delete somebody else's comment?

  • @LordZanba
    @LordZanba 4 роки тому +1337

    The way she cut the cucumber is actually a proper technique with a paring knife, since it gives you the most control. Butter under the turkey skin is also a technique meant to produce crispy skin, but the point was defeated when she used huge localized chunks instead of spreading it more evenly and cooked it entirely in the bag.

    • @krystallapp6127
      @krystallapp6127 4 роки тому +53

      Ah yes a man of culture as well

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 4 роки тому +183

      Proper technique poor execution

    • @infantiltinferno
      @infantiltinferno 4 роки тому +44

      Yeah, but why you would use a pairing knife to cut cucumber is beyond me.

    • @katrinaharp8989
      @katrinaharp8989 4 роки тому +16

      Why did she cut the skin off the cucumber for a salad like that?

    • @jordibear
      @jordibear 4 роки тому +25

      Onion however, should not be cut like that. lol

  • @ledingdong1492
    @ledingdong1492 3 роки тому +102

    The amount of salt she puts in you would think she's pickling

  • @aviem5887
    @aviem5887 4 роки тому +6781

    Jack, the maestro of mayonnaise
    Kay, the mistress of mincemeat
    Featureman, the duke of diabetes
    Mystery Chef, the sorceress of salt
    Sara, the baroness of bologna
    Paul, the archbishop of asbestos
    (Back due to popular demand!)
    Tank, the harbinger of safety hazards
    Dusty, the monarch of mold

    • @kingpenguin5825
      @kingpenguin5825 3 роки тому +325

      It’s like the power rangers but worse if we get 1 more person

    • @professored7169
      @professored7169 3 роки тому +12

      Okay Buddy 👌

    • @Nova-wc1xl
      @Nova-wc1xl 3 роки тому +17

      Copied

    • @aviem5887
      @aviem5887 3 роки тому +81

      @@Nova-wc1xl And added to, love! But yes, this was not originally my idea. Sorry to disappoint

    • @sf7154
      @sf7154 3 роки тому +82

      The four horseman of the foodpocalypse

  • @bjorlam8201
    @bjorlam8201 4 роки тому +538

    As a german who loves my grandmother's cooking. I am embarrassed that I have lived this long in a perpetual lie thinking my grandmother was even half as good a chef that this woman is

    • @peerfroehling9933
      @peerfroehling9933 4 роки тому +26

      as a german who never liked potato salad i can confirm that this woman changed my life
      now I love potato salad

    • @misterdountly
      @misterdountly 4 роки тому +10

      as a fellow german who never new he needed that much grease...i'm levetating

    • @mbxoc954
      @mbxoc954 4 роки тому +2

      As a German im just eating potato salad on feiern..................

    • @monsieurlefishe7066
      @monsieurlefishe7066 4 роки тому +1

      My nigga thats crazy! But I dont remember asking?

    • @lucastheemperor4443
      @lucastheemperor4443 4 роки тому +13

      @@monsieurlefishe7066 Damn Alain, you got the whole squad laughing...!

  • @EnycmaPie
    @EnycmaPie 4 роки тому +718

    She's not fat, she just has severe water retention from all that sodium.

  • @Reilly0611
    @Reilly0611 3 роки тому +149

    “A little bit of sugar” proceeds to dumb the whole bag “ that’s probably 2 table spoons” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @joshuadoll9000
    @joshuadoll9000 4 роки тому +1497

    Watching shit like this makes me appreciate my mother so much more and the fact that not only could she cook but she taught me how to cook as well.

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 3 роки тому +47

      That’s awesome.. being able to cook for yourself is an important tool. Hopefully she tried to instill some healthy eating habits in you as well.. if your parents feed you unhealthy shit as a kid you’re most likely going to continue to eat unhealthy shit as an adult and continue the cycle by passing that down to your kids.

    • @milotheangel9756
      @milotheangel9756 3 роки тому +24

      That sounds amazing, as someone with a mom who can barely cook pancakes I’ve had to learn how to cook on my own and at 16 I can cook better than she can, it’s kinda sad.

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 роки тому +11

      yeah same
      my dad's an amazing cook and taught me to cook some stuff too
      from what i've discovered, i'm pretty good at making random stuff entirely from scratch

    • @panokio2620
      @panokio2620 3 роки тому

      This comment fits me all to well!

    • @zerog1064
      @zerog1064 3 роки тому +6

      my dad did the same thing with me! :) he taught me how to cook, make healthy food, and make healthy food actually taste good. I’m extremely greatful 💕💕💕

  • @jake-fj2zi
    @jake-fj2zi 4 роки тому +1083

    Imagine being a turkey and dying just for some lady to dump an entire bottle of beer into you and film it

    • @thatchonkyfonky3327
      @thatchonkyfonky3327 4 роки тому +44

      Imagine dying just for someone to shove 4 onions up your arse

    • @_SixthDay_
      @_SixthDay_ 4 роки тому +9

      ThatChonkyFonky I’d be ok with that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎

    • @No-ep2oy
      @No-ep2oy 4 роки тому +6

      @@_SixthDay_ me too

    • @Jan-mu6vs
      @Jan-mu6vs 4 роки тому +22

      @@thatchonkyfonky3327 if you skip the dying part it sounds like a fun way to spend a Sunday morning

    • @AnimeOtaku56.
      @AnimeOtaku56. 4 роки тому +10

      But it is turkey prep except for no seasonings it was done right

  • @AlaskaRS
    @AlaskaRS 4 роки тому +866

    They just don't realise how bad they are. It's like you've got to physically rewire the brain to help them understand how terrible this food is from a nutritional and culinary perspective.

    • @shustyrackleford_710
      @shustyrackleford_710 4 роки тому +67

      Thats how my dads gf is and theyre both disgustingly bloated, they both sound like theyre being choked to death when they 'sleep'.
      Their idea of a god damn good borderline amazing dinner is every single thing from a can or bag and a crock pot, all with great value brand trash. Put cheese in it and on it its amazing

    • @juanfernando4686
      @juanfernando4686 4 роки тому +9

      Well actually, in a culinary sense, I guess it's alright if it taste good for them

    • @Kodagraphy
      @Kodagraphy 4 роки тому +2

      Drinker_Of_ Milk actually, table salt is only about 40% sodium.

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 4 роки тому +1

      And when you try to help them they get upset at you for ??? Knowing how to cook?

    • @Amira_Phoenix
      @Amira_Phoenix 2 роки тому

      That's is exactly what it would take. And since the natural pace of the process takes a lifetime, they're doomed.

  • @thefuonk1351
    @thefuonk1351 3 роки тому +231

    The way her stomach gently hovers over her counter as she makes the most healthy American dishes is poetic

  • @444-
    @444- 4 роки тому +1069

    The four horsemen of the apocalypse: marshmallows, salt, mayonnaise, minced meat

    • @MidoriShiro
      @MidoriShiro 4 роки тому +49

      Tbh the marshmallow guy is a satire channel but the other three are like nightmare borderline comedy content lol

    • @vannlo355
      @vannlo355 4 роки тому +9

      @@MidoriShiro I believe the category would be "food horror"

    • @joger3562
      @joger3562 4 роки тому +14

      Old man, very high blood pressure obese woman, that jack guy that literally sells his own bbq sauce that tastes like shit and xenophobic old woman lays cooking that feeds her horrible cooking to her own son

    • @nitroh2657
      @nitroh2657 4 роки тому +3

      I came here at 666 likes and won’t ruin it

    • @noahswork7997
      @noahswork7997 4 роки тому

      💀💀

  • @glasxstar
    @glasxstar 4 роки тому +507

    "bacon grease and dill relish" is a sentance i never expected to hear.

  • @johnnyderboii
    @johnnyderboii 4 роки тому +7369

    As a German, I have to say that the potato salad was almost a bigger crime then the one thing we did in the past

    • @johnnyderboii
      @johnnyderboii 4 роки тому +401

      @James Tomlin Lets save that for next war

    • @goaway1689
      @goaway1689 4 роки тому +165

      @@benb.8550 I bet his Bratwurst slapped some serious ass

    • @benb.8550
      @benb.8550 4 роки тому +116

      @@goaway1689 *Eva Braun nodding furiously*

    • @rixille
      @rixille 4 роки тому +17

      Hahahaha good one.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 4 роки тому +13

      @@benb.8550 wasnt he a vegetarian?

  • @joffles6516
    @joffles6516 Рік тому +21

    Ah yes, my favorite ingredient in a healthy salad, sugar

  • @superior7673
    @superior7673 4 роки тому +560

    Could you imagine the crossover if the Mayo Master and Her got together, only for their masterpieces to be turned into sausage?

    • @joseislanio8910
      @joseislanio8910 4 роки тому +29

      gay man then Kay would come and cut the sausages with scissors

    • @cierra856
      @cierra856 4 роки тому +4

      gay man butter

    • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
      @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 4 роки тому +5

      That's some Marvel/DC Dr.Evil level shit

    • @soupman9038
      @soupman9038 4 роки тому +1

      The most ambitious crossover in history

    • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
      @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 роки тому +3

      @@smileitsjustagame2937 It would skip the diabetes hell and kill you instantly. You taste that and god punishes everyone involved.

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 4 роки тому +456

    "A little bit of sugar" *_Dumps a lot of sugar_*
    Is this that lady who said "Two shots of vodka" and poured a bottle in

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky 4 роки тому +29

      No that was my nanny when preparing milk for me. Now I fight polar bears in siberia over seal hunting spots.

    • @JimsyFlimsy
      @JimsyFlimsy 4 роки тому +17

      It was 2 shots of vodka but okay

    • @ivohansen4730
      @ivohansen4730 4 роки тому +2

      its two shots

    • @orly780
      @orly780 4 роки тому +7

      A generous amount of olive oil

    • @whitecrow902
      @whitecrow902 4 роки тому

      That was Gordan Ramsey I believe.

  • @nightmonkey9748
    @nightmonkey9748 4 роки тому +1739

    It makes me uncomfortable that the lady stirred the salad with her bare hand

    • @bunglebean4302
      @bunglebean4302 4 роки тому +58

      Does she not have a spoon???

    • @robertparks6115
      @robertparks6115 4 роки тому +100

      The part that got me was how she cut the onion

    • @kitpy5211
      @kitpy5211 4 роки тому +92

      I mean stirring a salad by hand is normal, but only with those giant ass salads. And with gloves

    • @raycert07
      @raycert07 4 роки тому +32

      i dont think onions dill relish salt pepper and vinegar qualify as salad

    • @mioszradomski1825
      @mioszradomski1825 4 роки тому +19

      Most traditional Middle and Eastern Europe salads are stirred by hand. You would also be surprised how they traditionally make sauerkraut or wine.

  • @pentoxide
    @pentoxide 3 роки тому +270

    Nein! Das ist KEIN DEUTSCHER Kartoffelsalat!

    • @skylanderlover8377
      @skylanderlover8377 3 роки тому +4

      shut up meg

    • @pentoxide
      @pentoxide 3 роки тому +20

      @@skylanderlover8377 calm down I’m calling the police

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 3 роки тому +29

      I can't read german but I like the sound of angry german noises 😌

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 роки тому +14

      ja, es ist müll

    • @laniaki463
      @laniaki463 3 роки тому +12

      @@plokijum translation just in case you wanted it: NO! THAT IS NO GERMAN POTATO SALAD!

  • @Lambdaleth
    @Lambdaleth 4 роки тому +1309

    I said "eugh" when she dumped that sugar on the cucumbers yiiiikes.

  • @matteovergari141
    @matteovergari141 4 роки тому +375

    The way she mixes things with her bare hands is making me light headed

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 3 роки тому +3

      Bakterien

    • @x-x2852
      @x-x2852 3 роки тому +1

      Let's just hope she cleaned her hands LMAO

    • @Roach-g7j
      @Roach-g7j 3 роки тому

      Hopefully she didn't take a shit, wiped then left without washing her hands

  • @drpeppy635
    @drpeppy635 4 роки тому +745

    "Little bit of sugar"
    Pours the whole container in

  • @mactire2702
    @mactire2702 3 роки тому +93

    I love how Charlie imagines mad scientists with cauldrons, I hope he also imagines Witches with Beakers lol

    • @TheChompChomp
      @TheChompChomp 3 роки тому +14

      then the professional chemists ride off on their brooms

  • @caranaworld
    @caranaworld 4 роки тому +690

    'Yea that's exactly how our food is prepared!' said literally no German ever...

    • @_winter7745
      @_winter7745 4 роки тому +20

      Honestly not that far off... you'd definitely want a Dusseldorf mustard instead of spicy or dijon. It just slaps of americana so it seems way off.

    • @MrMCKlebeband
      @MrMCKlebeband 4 роки тому +6

      well true, but that's universally applicable... exchange german for french or italian or really what ever

    • @MrMCKlebeband
      @MrMCKlebeband 4 роки тому +28

      @@_winter7745 i don't know what you guys up there are doing when this shit resembles your potato salad.

    • @greg8360
      @greg8360 4 роки тому +4

      It's kinda how we do it but way off

    • @niklo322
      @niklo322 4 роки тому +3

      CaranAWorld no one on earth*

  • @hyper_riley9108
    @hyper_riley9108 4 роки тому +1453

    jack the mister of mayonnaise
    kay the mince of meat
    feature man the bringer of diabetes
    now the saint of salt

    • @davidsharrod940
      @davidsharrod940 4 роки тому +76

      The new avengers line-up looks strong.

    • @goomballgod
      @goomballgod 4 роки тому +32

      Wheres sausage man

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 4 роки тому +45

      @@goomballgod He's exempted because most of his creations turn out fine.

    • @thedehydratedpie3289
      @thedehydratedpie3289 4 роки тому +19

      FeatureMan doesn't belong in the Fantastic four , he had some ridiculous sweet champ ideas ,but the spot definitely belongs to "Joey the menace of Fatass WorldTour"

    • @fishboi9582
      @fishboi9582 4 роки тому +3

      Those are all Dark Souls boss names

  • @quebet3101
    @quebet3101 4 роки тому +961

    I feel like she's the kind of person to dump salt into her cereal.

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 4 роки тому +24

      Noo sugar an entire bag of sugar

    • @soupman9038
      @soupman9038 4 роки тому +17

      Bruh you don't?

    • @trashbrock2320
      @trashbrock2320 4 роки тому +36

      Yeah man you gotta counterbalance the mushrooms

    • @kraftp
      @kraftp 4 роки тому +32

      *takes a bite of fruity pebbles* yup needs more salt

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 роки тому +3

      @@kraftp
      LOL

  • @caeffeine
    @caeffeine 3 роки тому +18

    4:14
    Salt lady: "Two tablespoons of sugar, maybe three"
    Girl filming: "I was gonna say *half a cup*"

  • @TraxellOfficial
    @TraxellOfficial 4 роки тому +163

    charlie's camera angle makes him look like an even shorter child than he actually is

    • @stig5763
      @stig5763 4 роки тому +4

      Traxell there he is. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie. Lmao.

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 4 роки тому

      bruh

  • @donjohnny5571
    @donjohnny5571 4 роки тому +702

    This video is exactly the same length as Master of Puppets - Metallica,and is named Master of Salt, coincidence?

  • @yevrey_134
    @yevrey_134 3 роки тому +24

    Im German and that violated my human rights

  • @Zer0Spinn
    @Zer0Spinn 4 роки тому +226

    I feel like I'm watching junkies shooting heroin. This is kind of sad...

    • @adualaispuro
      @adualaispuro 4 роки тому +13

      "Kind of" is an understatement

    • @mythowrose2742
      @mythowrose2742 4 роки тому +40

      Probably healthier to shoot heroin

    • @x_VineM_x
      @x_VineM_x 4 роки тому +16

      @@mythowrose2742 And not as gross to watch

    • @stevenkelby2169
      @stevenkelby2169 4 роки тому +11

      At least heroin makes you feel good.

    • @finlaycraig1810
      @finlaycraig1810 4 роки тому +12

      You guys sold me on heroin

  • @matthewardern577
    @matthewardern577 4 роки тому +347

    I love how when she wears the mask she can’t fully open her mouth because her face fills up the mask

    • @stiffyo6068
      @stiffyo6068 4 роки тому +60

      Fills it up? Her face fucking overflows from it

    • @mrconr5424
      @mrconr5424 4 роки тому +15

      Her face is scientifically clasified as a liquid

  • @sugarandspice926
    @sugarandspice926 4 роки тому +331

    So are we even gonna metion how she ripped apart that whole turkey with her bare hands?

    • @Cellidor
      @Cellidor 4 роки тому +52

      I was hoping someone else noticed that. Seriously knives exist for a reason and she just goes in cavewoman style tearing off hunks like a beast. What even.

    • @unconfirmed9
      @unconfirmed9 4 роки тому +10

      absolutely barbaric

    • @tym5791
      @tym5791 4 роки тому +3

      Those are bear paws

    • @chancebrady3543
      @chancebrady3543 4 роки тому +2

      Must be worse knowing you can relate

    • @TheGozeraye
      @TheGozeraye 4 роки тому +1

      Because knives are inefficient you beta soy boy

  • @Sauce1803
    @Sauce1803 Рік тому +5

    As a German, I silently cried in the corner of my room when that potato salad was being created.

  • @xcmodev1558
    @xcmodev1558 4 роки тому +540

    “A little bit of sugar”
    Jesus christ, what maniac pours 2 cups worth of sugar on a salad??!??

    • @LYNXzTwist
      @LYNXzTwist 4 роки тому +56

      I finally understand how so many Americans are overweight if they casually make meals like this 😂😭

    • @skeeyz
      @skeeyz 4 роки тому +24

      gerard you mean that American because idk if everyone makes food like that

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 роки тому +6

      @@LYNXzTwist that's racist bro

    • @supasf
      @supasf 4 роки тому +4

      @Brocc Joebama still racist

    • @RatBoyDunce
      @RatBoyDunce 4 роки тому +8

      Etern4l Saiy4n it’s not racism if it’s not against a race though maybe if they’d said native Americans it’d be racist but american isn’t a race the comment was xenophobic at worst

  • @itsdanburton4040
    @itsdanburton4040 4 роки тому +172

    The real mystery is how their kidneys haven't exploded yet

    • @lamarkP22
      @lamarkP22 4 роки тому +1

      itzdanburton that profile picture makes it better

    • @Kwispygod
      @Kwispygod 4 роки тому +1

      Hxted Renegade it does

    • @Kwispygod
      @Kwispygod 4 роки тому +1

      Hxted Renegade it does

    • @SiegeYT
      @SiegeYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kwispygod yes

    • @SiegeYT
      @SiegeYT 4 роки тому +1

      @@Kwispygod yes

  • @Interknetz
    @Interknetz 4 роки тому +425

    Starting to understand why people get fat. It's not McDonalds or fast food, it's their self-proclaimed expertise in cooking.

    • @camillerich138
      @camillerich138 4 роки тому +69

      These are the people that “Eat healthy because they don’t go out to eat”

    • @barnacleboi2595
      @barnacleboi2595 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah, before this, i didnt think these people actually existed

    • @quintusgrobler9088
      @quintusgrobler9088 4 роки тому +20

      You're not wrong but more importantly it's about those god damn portions. It's ridiculous, humans are not means to consume that much shit.

    • @lowstandards3148
      @lowstandards3148 4 роки тому +1

      Fair point but she’s more of a cook than I am. If the standard for a “cook” is a professional chef than can’t we just agree she’s a non professional cook?

    • @lowstandards3148
      @lowstandards3148 4 роки тому

      Quintus Grobler true

  • @icb1g839
    @icb1g839 3 роки тому +12

    I'm German too and eating this every morning and evening.

  • @DANTENARUTO557
    @DANTENARUTO557 4 роки тому +1482

    I can tell such healthy eating is what led to their fit bodies, glistening muscles, and glowing skin. Put all the food possible into a bowl, drown it in salt till it crystallizes, then eat up.

    • @osku2290
      @osku2290 4 роки тому +89

      Im jealous of how fit she is

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 4 роки тому +95

      They're fuxking jojo characters

    • @daylightbright7675
      @daylightbright7675 4 роки тому +39

      Ahhhh yes, fat jokes. Suuuuuper clever and original. Please tell me how you fit so much raw comedic genius into that of course perfectly fit physique of yours. I'm sure you have a real bright future in stand up 😯

    • @daylightbright7675
      @daylightbright7675 4 роки тому +5

      @Guts ...That was an uncomfortably fast reply. You good, fam? Do you need to talk?

    • @daylightbright7675
      @daylightbright7675 4 роки тому +5

      @Guts Well I mean, I appreciate you having the courage to be honest about who you are. Keep your chin up, the perfect guy will come along someday 🙃

  • @SeaDog337
    @SeaDog337 4 роки тому +491

    When you can't finish a sentence without pausing to catch your breath... ya, that's probably a sign you need to pump the brakes on all that salt.

    • @大砲はピュ
      @大砲はピュ 3 роки тому +51

      Nonono... more salt.. and more oil. When in doubt, fill your dopamine receptors in your brain to avoid looking down at the crippling lard tub you have become. :D

    • @jeremywatson9137
      @jeremywatson9137 3 роки тому +2

      @@大砲はピュ free willy, master of salt

  • @Fins-T
    @Fins-T 4 роки тому +1092

    She looks like that lady chef in Bully.

    • @Jalski316
      @Jalski316 4 роки тому +52

      I'm surprised she didn't invite Jimmy over and sneeze

    • @Unseasonedtea
      @Unseasonedtea 4 роки тому

      I-

    • @diaso7029
      @diaso7029 4 роки тому +20

      LMAO when she had her makeup on during that dating quest

    • @jusstynooldchannel4911
      @jusstynooldchannel4911 4 роки тому +38

      bro that game was fucking great i want a sequel so bad...

    • @TheBearWithOrangeFur
      @TheBearWithOrangeFur 4 роки тому +10

      Jusstyno We don’t need another GTA, We need Bully 2.

  • @RoughRickRyder6969
    @RoughRickRyder6969 3 роки тому +17

    "It's kinda like dumping"
    In kitchens we might call that assembly

  • @barshalen99
    @barshalen99 4 роки тому +654

    This looks like something made in a German prison maybe.

    • @Haschlatte42
      @Haschlatte42 4 роки тому +69

      German here.even there u get better food, that has nohing to do with german cooking^^

    • @juraicgamer4408
      @juraicgamer4408 4 роки тому +40

      Haschlatte42, looking at the “German Potato Salad” made me not want to be German anymore.

    • @eeloon
      @eeloon 4 роки тому +44

      A German prison... In 1943.

    • @connor4905
      @connor4905 4 роки тому +19

      Concentration camp*

    • @Gnanngnnangnnangnnangnnangn
      @Gnanngnnangnnangnnangnnangn 4 роки тому +1

      No even not there

  • @LibertyMapper
    @LibertyMapper 4 роки тому +474

    That's the reason why we lost the Second World War. We were constantly dehydrated because of the salt in our potato salad.

  • @cowboy8494
    @cowboy8494 4 роки тому +293

    can we talk about how she tears apart the entire Turkey with her bare hands

    • @ethanspear4471
      @ethanspear4471 4 роки тому +35

      It’s the technique of a master. When Gordon Ramsey want to de-bone a salmon, he tears that bitch in half with his bare hands.

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 4 роки тому +37

      @@ethanspear4471 he's only good at it because he's had practice with the necks of bad restaurant owners

    • @xxcrypticxx3806
      @xxcrypticxx3806 4 роки тому +6

      @@lemius6154 and his children

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon 4 роки тому +2

      Metal

    • @gileee
      @gileee 4 роки тому +3

      When you cook it in one of those oven bags it falls apart on it's own. It'd be harder to take it out of the bag in one piece.

  • @DudeUnperfect21
    @DudeUnperfect21 2 роки тому +2

    That turkey was still flapping its wings

  • @alexh3158
    @alexh3158 4 роки тому +359

    "I ate uncle Ben in college every day"
    Spiderman: *Cries in spider language*

    • @alphanova01
      @alphanova01 3 роки тому +18

      With great power comes great re-salt-ibility

  • @peewee139
    @peewee139 4 роки тому +453

    salt, pepper, and sugar are the only “spices” she has 😪

    • @mutated__donkey5840
      @mutated__donkey5840 4 роки тому +31

      She’s mega white

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 4 роки тому

      @@mutated__donkey5840 exactly what I was thinking

    • @cicelypatterson3927
      @cicelypatterson3927 4 роки тому +2

      @Thatshow ED im white bro, im just also able to come to the terms that white people arent really the best cooks out there

    • @alexius6952
      @alexius6952 4 роки тому +2

      @@cicelypatterson3927 this is a dumb statement lol

    • @neto-xq5fb
      @neto-xq5fb 4 роки тому

      @@alexius6952 agreed

  • @krpowerlifting3380
    @krpowerlifting3380 4 роки тому +545

    Imagine cutting into a turkey only to find whole onions and beer inside of it 💀

    • @Iceis_Phoenix
      @Iceis_Phoenix 3 роки тому +10

      I once found a Cornish hen and though the turkey was pregnant..but Turkey's don't lay eggs. It was a prank.

    • @NWGoldSilverMC
      @NWGoldSilverMC 3 роки тому +21

      i mean the whole onion? pretty standard. the beer? nah

    • @dallasg3464
      @dallasg3464 3 роки тому +8

      Then only flavored with salt 💀

    • @misterbooga6466
      @misterbooga6466 3 роки тому +8

      You’re supposed to remove the onion after

  • @benmiddleton4365
    @benmiddleton4365 3 роки тому +14

    There is something so amazing about watching someone take all of whatever they have chuck it in a pot and add water pepper and a couple pounds of salt and mix it while heating it on a stove. Truly inspiring. I have learnt much from watching this.

    • @leadpencil-223
      @leadpencil-223 2 роки тому +1

      Well how do you think stew came to be? Someone just chucked some meat, veggies and salt in some water and boiled it.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 роки тому +1

      @@leadpencil-223 Salt?

  • @keithizlit8655
    @keithizlit8655 4 роки тому +341

    Im surprised her hand didn't dissolve while mixing the cucumbers

    • @12q8
      @12q8 4 роки тому +33

      Oh it was, it just takes time with a hand that big.

    • @JALETRATOR
      @JALETRATOR 4 роки тому +16

      @@12q8 it needs to go through the fat first

    • @pop9369
      @pop9369 4 роки тому

      @@JALETRATOR 🤣🤣

    • @ALEKSIS3
      @ALEKSIS3 4 роки тому +2

      ''looks like we need more salt''

  • @madchencraig5395
    @madchencraig5395 4 роки тому +94

    I show these videos to my father, someone who has been a chef and caterer for years. He is always left disgusted.

    • @randomvegetarian
      @randomvegetarian 4 роки тому +17

      @EmptyBio You don’t, but I bet it’s a hell of a lot worse in a professional’s eyes

    • @beckhamtoovey4140
      @beckhamtoovey4140 4 роки тому +5

      EmptyBio except that a chefs passion is being murdered in front of them

    • @chancebrady3543
      @chancebrady3543 4 роки тому

      By the video or you?

  • @123-y9s2j
    @123-y9s2j 4 роки тому +172

    this is so aesthetically gross if i made food like this i would just completely lose my appetite.

    • @theonionsystem7779
      @theonionsystem7779 3 роки тому

      Idk how someone could eat that, I remember when my mother made me a pasta salad for me when I did a Christmas music thing at a proper theatre room place, with I think 199 others and so many people watching, it was so tasty, their "salad" would of caused me to if had a meltdown

  • @opgkoyote7989
    @opgkoyote7989 4 роки тому +217

    “Two tablespoons, maybe three”
    Holy *fuuuuuh*

  • @DysnomiaATX
    @DysnomiaATX 4 роки тому +188

    Even though she's wearing the mask, I'm still very confident that I could pick her out of a crowd....

    • @moonstalker2556
      @moonstalker2556 4 роки тому +3

      Most underrated comment, you got me cackling sir 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Brian-di1hq
      @Brian-di1hq 4 роки тому +6

      Not mystery chef, but extra body mass-ery chef

    • @mikerrnm
      @mikerrnm 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking of the same thing, she would look different from everyone else in a crowd.

    • @jacobs4083
      @jacobs4083 4 роки тому +3

      What would tip you off?

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 4 роки тому +1

      How could you miss her???

  • @PredatorXi1
    @PredatorXi1 4 роки тому +234

    Charlie should record himself actually recreating these kind of recipes from these weird channels and taste test them just for shits and giggles.

    • @riku751
      @riku751 4 роки тому +18

      JCResonator Charlie’s gonna die if he does it

    • @CleoVonGem
      @CleoVonGem 4 роки тому +3

      I don't think he wants to risk his life, and a trip to the ER just for shits n giggles..

    • @dredgefall
      @dredgefall 4 роки тому +3

      There would be plenty of shits I'll give you that

    • @Nocreativenamehere
      @Nocreativenamehere 4 роки тому +1

      Bruh don't disrespect Should I Eat, he does this so Charlie doesn't have to

    • @redlaserfox3988
      @redlaserfox3988 4 роки тому

      I'd giggiddy

  • @lewiepostalone8776
    @lewiepostalone8776 3 роки тому +9

    The only thing german about this is how many lives have been destroyed at the actions of 1 person.

  • @krishnavenugopal5680
    @krishnavenugopal5680 4 роки тому +279

    8:32 “I ate Uncle Ben in College almost every day.”
    Peter Parker:

    • @crispycoochie7760
      @crispycoochie7760 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣 lmao this comment needs more likes

    • @jnoirj3124
      @jnoirj3124 4 роки тому +9

      Uncle Ben was eaten before in one of the Spider Man comics lol. Poor Uncle Ben, he can't seem to ever catch a break.

    • @crispycoochie7760
      @crispycoochie7760 4 роки тому +4

      @@jnoirj3124 really??? Lmao

    • @kindakyana2372
      @kindakyana2372 3 роки тому

      @@crispycoochie7760 Im not too surprised, marvel never pulls punches

  • @jessicabecker22
    @jessicabecker22 4 роки тому +260

    as a german I literally feel attacked by that ‘potato salad’

    • @stoli8226
      @stoli8226 4 роки тому +9

      I was gon say u bad until i saw kpoop on your youtube lol

    • @PeterPhinney
      @PeterPhinney 4 роки тому +20

      my grandpa killed germans and i'm offended

    • @Abdulmanan_ds
      @Abdulmanan_ds 4 роки тому +3

      Youre beautiful

    • @Arul7X
      @Arul7X 4 роки тому +5

      you germans could declare World War III now

    • @Nicarand
      @Nicarand 4 роки тому +6

      @@PeterPhinney Lol. Thank you, Peter's grandpa. Sincerely, a German.
      ...only if he exclusively did it in the 40s, though.

  • @Matg1699
    @Matg1699 4 роки тому +458

    My ex was southern. straight from Virginia. She would salt everything. Literally everything. Potatoes. Pizza. anything that could reasonably have salt on it, had salt on it. About as much as this lady adds.

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 4 роки тому +62

      In Finland, we used to do that in the 60's-70's. If there were any veggies at the table - and there often weren't - they were doused in salt. Tomato with salt, lettuce and cucumber with salt. Berries and fruit were sugared, too. It's completely different nowadays.

    • @shounfauxe
      @shounfauxe 4 роки тому +21

      I don't know how they do things in Virginia, but I'm from West Virginia & I wouldn't use a tenth of the amount of salt the lady in the video uses...

    • @WillowJordan1979
      @WillowJordan1979 4 роки тому +39

      @@filippians413 Yes. There was a huge anti-fat and anti-salt campaign in the late 70's I think. Finland is big on health culture, since we have public health care (not free but affordable).

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 4 роки тому +25

      I'm southern and I don't overuse salt. I use enough to season but I never add it before testing to see if it needs it. My dad's ex used to salt everything. Salads, burgers, and everything in between. Some of us are salt people and some are sugar people. I'm a sugar person. I prefer sweets to salty almost always. Some like chips Some like chocolate chips.

    • @aydolette4665
      @aydolette4665 4 роки тому +19

      Hi, this isn't a Virginian thing.

  • @tb_0719
    @tb_0719 3 роки тому +6

    I love how Charlie makes fun of her turkey, but when he makes one it's just as bad

  • @speedosausagee1585
    @speedosausagee1585 4 роки тому +236

    Dude she looks like a discord admin who would try to buy 50 20 packs of mountain dew

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +3

      Speedo Sausagee neckbeard female version

    • @feel5930
      @feel5930 4 роки тому +9

      @@Shirokuruse a leg-beard

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +1

      Feel holy shit you’re right.

    • @grumpycat6429
      @grumpycat6429 4 роки тому

      Speedo Sausagee hair on fleek

  • @donovanbirks2747
    @donovanbirks2747 4 роки тому +136

    “I ate uncle Ben in college nearly every day”

  • @JollyRogerProductions
    @JollyRogerProductions 4 роки тому +94

    "A little bit of sugar." Proceeds to pour out a representation of all of the sugar I have eaten in my entire life.

  • @RustinRoark
    @RustinRoark 3 роки тому +4

    It's like a drunk person, with no actual cooking experience, but who just finished watching a Chopped marathon, goin at it

  • @CosmicDimensionsArt
    @CosmicDimensionsArt 4 роки тому +367

    I bet Kay's son marries her in the ultimate crossover featuring the worst home catering ever.

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому

      What.

    • @zykler8097
      @zykler8097 4 роки тому +2

      Shiro Kuruse Kay is another “cooking” channel with her own personal abominations, her son happens to taste test for her in most videos

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +2

      That amount of cholesterol in one place is legally a kaiju

    • @kingpin6736
      @kingpin6736 4 роки тому +2

      You made an obvious typo; you wrote “worst” but meant “best”

    • @Angel_4574
      @Angel_4574 4 роки тому +1

      This is not the worst catering ever! It's the best you know that!

  • @ssanchez8128
    @ssanchez8128 4 роки тому +498

    I wish he’d critique AmberLynn Reid’s cooking.

  • @thefanservice4328
    @thefanservice4328 4 роки тому +266

    Can we get a Charlie cooking series to show how much of a cooking God he is.

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +14

      TheFanService he’s basically more powerful than Gordon Ramsay at this point.

    • @lorenshancock4476
      @lorenshancock4476 4 роки тому +12

      Charlie would use fleshlights to mash up his potatoes

    • @viktoria_pikovsky
      @viktoria_pikovsky 4 роки тому +2

      I bet he would still be able to cook something better then all the 4 horsemen of bad YT chefs combined. I'm subbing to it.

    • @powerplantpipe
      @powerplantpipe 4 роки тому +1

      @@zachyg bro
      its not serious
      kinda cringe

    • @oalvarez5486
      @oalvarez5486 4 роки тому

      @@zachyg pretty sure he can cook better than the stuff he reacts to, these are ridiculously gross

  • @shoorky9717
    @shoorky9717 3 роки тому +11

    3:14 NEIN

  • @epicghandi6141
    @epicghandi6141 4 роки тому +1239

    I'm German and i feel as-salt-ted....
    and they say germans have no humor.

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 3 роки тому +63

      why does our language sound terrifying to others

    • @monke3898
      @monke3898 3 роки тому +41

      @@queueuof not to me. German is one of my fave languages i just love how it sounds.

    • @xXFangRideXx
      @xXFangRideXx 3 роки тому +67

      "its german humor mate, its no laughing matter"

    • @kannakamui1023
      @kannakamui1023 3 роки тому +34

      @@queueuof most other languages have people speak softly and then whenever you really hear someone's speaking German it's like "HEIG SCNIGLE GREI" and it's terrifying

    • @queueuof
      @queueuof 3 роки тому +21

      @@kannakamui1023
      true, plus our history does not help

  • @fluidwolf
    @fluidwolf 4 роки тому +960

    Sometimes I forget when watching these that charlie is pretty much as bad as these people are with cooking. lol

    • @Wargsy
      @Wargsy 4 роки тому +194

      But the difference is he knows hes shit. These people dont. xD

    • @Violetenist
      @Violetenist 4 роки тому +28

      @@Wargsy "he knows his shit" *immediately uses the wrong ingredients and doing things in the wrong time*

    • @Wargsy
      @Wargsy 4 роки тому +121

      @@Violetenist Re-read it. "He knows hes shit" meaning he knows that hes a bad cook? There was no i in "hes" lmao.

    • @allisonavery7273
      @allisonavery7273 4 роки тому +3

      @@Violetenist lol

    • @Violetenist
      @Violetenist 4 роки тому +113

      @@Wargsy im very sorry for this inappropriate understanding mistake, i clearly never read your comment properly, as i may be unnoticeably dumbfounded at that specific date, i can never forgive such a mistake ever again, and i will atone for all of said crimes ive done, sincerely, sorry
      tl;dr, im a fucking idiot

  • @azura6587
    @azura6587 4 роки тому +544

    *FUN FACT:*
    cooking videos hit different with charlie

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +3

      Okay facts.

    • @saml9263
      @saml9263 4 роки тому +3

      they strangly do

    • @Shirokuruse
      @Shirokuruse 4 роки тому +1

      Okay more satisfying with his commentary.

    • @doingpushupseverydayuntil2108
      @doingpushupseverydayuntil2108 4 роки тому +6

      They may hit different with charlie but I do be doing pushups tho

    • @C_isfor
      @C_isfor 4 роки тому

      @@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108 who...who asked?

  • @popsmoke21
    @popsmoke21 3 роки тому +5

    5:00 "time to purge" i fucking lost it

  • @uwuhehe6900
    @uwuhehe6900 4 роки тому +164

    Im positive her version of a lollipop is a salt lamp with a plunger as the stick

    • @rodhandermott1413
      @rodhandermott1413 4 роки тому +3

      B1U3B3RRY and the plunger is from her bathroom

    • @bLanK-hp8gh
      @bLanK-hp8gh 4 роки тому +10

      She goes out in the fields and steals the salt licks

  • @nathalypacheco2002
    @nathalypacheco2002 4 роки тому +208

    I feel like all these “cooking” channels have the same kitchen
    Also, cucumber, lime, and some salt is pretty good

    • @juandelao2169
      @juandelao2169 4 роки тому +2

      |-/

    • @tunamayhoe
      @tunamayhoe 4 роки тому +15

      adding a chilli is really good too

    • @brendankerr7697
      @brendankerr7697 4 роки тому +11

      Cucumber vinegar and some chili flakes is a nice snack

    • @Ant-sv9wo
      @Ant-sv9wo 4 роки тому +8

      Cucumber, lime, and some salt is not good. Its great

    • @Ant-sv9wo
      @Ant-sv9wo 4 роки тому +1

      @Peter Lemonjello ive tasted it and id disagree so hard

  • @Tschoii90
    @Tschoii90 4 роки тому +542

    Actual german here. That's definitely not a german potato salad.
    Edit: salat = salad
    mixed up my german and english here

    • @averystrangeghostlysquid7637
      @averystrangeghostlysquid7637 4 роки тому +55

      Tschoii90 id probably match better by ripping up cabbage with my bare hands and calling it sauerkraut

    • @bananasiroini5357
      @bananasiroini5357 4 роки тому +5

      Yes its not and potsto Salad is fucking Great The real stuff

    • @gravitz2674
      @gravitz2674 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah REAL german potatoe salad is good af

    • @janlord9760
      @janlord9760 4 роки тому +11

      Wir sind hier die Deutschen lol
      Mach keine witze über die leckersten schweinebraten du hundesexualorakriker

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 4 роки тому +23

      I mean she has mostly the right ingredients.
      But it's kinda like trying to make a baby by taking a handful of sperm and a handful of menstrual blood and rubbing them together.

  • @cbnf7416
    @cbnf7416 3 роки тому +7

    0:07 Well that's more terrifying than I expected

  • @soumikd794
    @soumikd794 4 роки тому +90

    Kay's cooking should do a collab with this myseterious chef. The ultimate collab

    • @sumsushii27
      @sumsushii27 4 роки тому

      the plot deepens

    • @djidjit972
      @djidjit972 4 роки тому

      And Ordinary Sausage should make sausages of all of their shits

    • @advitv
      @advitv 4 роки тому

      Ayy my brother

  • @nvr2late666
    @nvr2late666 4 роки тому +380

    "I ate Uncle Ben in college every day"
    Yeah, college is a great time to experiment, sexually

    • @superxdish
      @superxdish 4 роки тому +29

      He said "ate" not "ate out" so my guess is that he practices cannibalism. After the college days he couldn't find anyone tastier than uncle Ben and decided to abandon his ways

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx 4 роки тому +1

      *foodually

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 4 роки тому +2

      Nah bruh like he digested him

    • @diobrando7207
      @diobrando7207 4 роки тому +5

      vore irl

    • @ObiWeebKenobi
      @ObiWeebKenobi 4 роки тому

      Socially* College girls/guys be nasty

  • @ButteredTimbers
    @ButteredTimbers 4 роки тому +44

    Ill be honest, for all of the cooking themed channels that he has reviewed, this one has the most edible food.

    • @hopelessheathen8190
      @hopelessheathen8190 4 роки тому +4

      Yea the patato salad looked ok other then the bacon greese and relish every one knows you need pickles not relish

    • @justinn.
      @justinn. 4 роки тому +7

      Except for that cucumber shit salad tho

  • @wulfsbane4426
    @wulfsbane4426 Місяць тому

    Imagine being in a hot kitchen with a full plastic mask on. Mad respect ngl.

  • @atropabelladonna3120
    @atropabelladonna3120 4 роки тому +549

    Ok, everyone is talking about the turkey and salt but her dumping all that sugar on the cucumber/onion/salt mix is what made me *really* nauseus 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
    Also that's her idea of what a salad is.... Christ...

    • @mr.marino1120
      @mr.marino1120 4 роки тому +42

      Yea but that’s salt, pepper, onion, sugar, and more with a light garnish of cucumbers

    • @dited358
      @dited358 4 роки тому +8

      @@AndrewKennethColborn Its part of the salad, I've had it before and Idk if she did it right but cucumber salad is amazing.

    • @rust-2450
      @rust-2450 4 роки тому +15

      I love sliced cucumbers with a little salt sprinkled on... This shit gross though...

    • @Stuugie.
      @Stuugie. 4 роки тому +14

      Finger mashing the cucumber "salad" was so gross 🤢

    • @nielsbaumann6485
      @nielsbaumann6485 4 роки тому +4

      @@AndrewKennethColborn a bit of sugar works well for a lot of savory dishes. She used way too much though

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 4 роки тому +140

    This German was definitely feeling at home with the first one
    Just like my Mom used to make them, good enough to kill literally anything within a mile